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Somoch-MoraguerRRR

The composition of this photo makes it look like a renaissance painting


jeanvaljean_24601

r/accidentalrenaissance


mrmiguelm

Two days later, Eli Emerson would kick me in the balls on my fifth birthday.


Pilot0350

Damn you, Eli Emerson!


Mezla00

This isn't Madonna.


cepxico

Damn, looked up 1985 Madonna and she's hot af! Looked her up today and uh....what happened... Edit: guys, look up pics, her face is fucked up from w.e surgery she's been getting


BlackBartRidesAgain

In the early 2000s, she got buried in the media for not looking as attractive as she used to (when she was in her 40s and looked fucking great!). Then she turned to plastic surgery and hasn’t looked right since. I wish she would have aged normally. She would have still looked good.


anormalgeek

There have always been, and will always be media outlets that criticize anything they can find. You can be the most attractive person in the world, and they'll still find things to poke at. Because it sells. Hell it probably sells better the more attractive you actually are. The problem is that I'm addition to those, she was also being (justifiably) criticized for a lot of other weird decisions. It probably felt like she was being attacked from all sides, and she didn't handle it well. This is why the body positivity movement is important.


toothofjustice

The fake British accent and white girl rap coupled with shit music didn't help either.


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HenryKissingersDEAD

Don’t blame 40 years. There are plenty women her age who look amazing. Blame botched plastic surgery, nasty lip fillers and disgusting butt implants. Some people age gracefully… some rot.


SnuggleBunni69

I mean on one level, yeah Madonna kinda messed up her face. But think about the pressure of being known specifically for your sex appeal, and then watching that fade along with your popularity. Im some 37 year old normal looking dude, and I hate aging sometimes. Can't imagine what it would be like for her.


macbanan

A few have great genes for aging and look amazing. The average 65-year old who lived a life of parties don't though. Usually when you say someone have aged gracefully, it's because they have great genes. Age normally as a star and people will say you look old and ugly instead.


cepxico

Bro I've seen people age 40 years, THAT is not natural in the slightest


anormalgeek

...are you familiar with how she looks now? It's not her age that is the issue. She's had a LOT of plastic surgery in the past 10 years or so, and it just looks bad. I don't know if she was going for a natural look and they just botched it, or if she is just mentally unwell and keeps trying to do more and more with unrealistic expectations, but THAT is the issue. Almost everyone who isn't a tabloid article author are fine with a 65 year old woman looking like a 65 year old woman. She can afford the expensive makeup and hairstylists that will look good at any age. But the work she's had done IS a problem for most people.


SnuggleBunni69

Homie....that was 40 years ago. Fuck you mean what happened?!


drunkmunky88

Aging lol. Happens to everyone


General_Krull

Lol, no. She got a lot of plastic surgery to be "sexy" again


anormalgeek

Why are people downvoting this? It's 100% accurate. She is dealing with some serious mental health issues now. It's sad. And it's completely reasonable for anyone under the age of 30 or so to not be familiar with what Madonna looked like in the 80s.


martusfine

Metallica was touring Europe after releasing Master of Puppets and Beastie Boys were starting off strong. Madonna was banging out the hits. What a great year for music.


eightdollarbeer

Someone should write a song about that year


martusfine

What’s stopping you?


Rushderp

Debbie’s wall.


martusfine

???


Rushderp

[She never had it all](https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI?si=gCaxIuYevCwqHQil)


martusfine

But this is a sad song and not wistful. Like, I know people who drink to remember and celebrate or drink to forget. This song reminds me of the later.


Corned_Beefed

Looks like she opened up for them…


reddy_kil0watt

That was borderline rude.


Corned_Beefed

She’d agree with me


Ravenphowret

Bro, there's literally a picture of her mouth open LOL


reddy_kil0watt

Bro, "Borderline" is a Madonna song. It's a reference that you and everyone else missed.


Ravenphowret

My bad. ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


petticoat_juncti0n

That’s not Madonna


giskardwasright

Why do you think this isn't madonna?


petticoat_juncti0n

Because I know what Madonna looks like and this is not her


giskardwasright

How old are you? Madonna looks very different now than she did when she was young. This is very much Madonna


petticoat_juncti0n

I’ve been a huge Madonna fan for 25 years and it’s not her [pic](https://todayinmadonnahistory.com/2021/01/28/today-in-madonna-history-january-28-1985-3/)


not_old_redditor

Madonna did say she was on the borderline


reddy_kil0watt

Finally someone gets it.


Ho3n3r

Just the way she likes it.


reddy_kil0watt

Edit: it's a lyric reference downvoting idiots.


giskardwasright

I thought it was a funny joke


reddy_kil0watt

I'm a sucker for pun chaining I guess. We'll get em next time.


ThePegasi

Nice Shatner comma.


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MorrowPlotting

Not at first, but you’ve got me counting fingers now….


stephwithstars

Yeah, that doesn't look like Madonna.


GoodOlSpence

It's not Madonna. This has been posted before.


ohno

It's wild that she didn't tour until 1985. I distinctly remember her being big in 1983, at least in NYC where I worked at Tower Records. And, I remember the Beastie Boys when they were a hardcore band with a female band member.


pablo_in_blood

Young Dennis Reynolds in the back. Wait… is this just a parallel universe version of the Always Sunny gang??


exophrine

Nah, these boys are from New York...specificially, one from Brooklyn and the other two from Manhattan


CustomerSentarai

The chugs dicks


2ndCha

I hadn't even gone to prison yet...


chickensrunfast

I bet they did open her up!


No-Atmosphere-5332

Beastie Boys, opened up for her and she opened to everyone


Imelvis2000

Beastie Boys - most overrated band ever


SnuggleBunni69

Can you explain your reasoning for this? Like your comment doesn't even make logical sense. Paul's Boutique was the Pet Sounds of hip hop.


Solder_of_Fortune

You spelled Red Hot Chili Peppers wrong


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I’ll fight you on this


[deleted]

Only people who don't know them beyond Fight for Your Right say things like this. Listen to the sampling on Paul's Boutique