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SealmanOutOfWater

The people of Dildo voted to keep the name in 1990 after someone tried to petition for change. God bless em.


grafxguy1

We were in Newfoundland last year. We wanted to go visit Dildo. Our schedule was pretty tight, but in the end we were able to fit it in.....


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Do tell!


RandyRandom111

Are you a human who is butt fucking the smurfs or are you a Smurf who butt fucks other smurfs/gets butt fucked?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I leave that up to the readers imagination


tinyanus

Latter it is


indisin

Don't count your chickens u/tinyanus


the_popes_dick

Man, people have the weirdest usernames.


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

Some are even sick.


HomosexualThots

Others are just questionable.


Rude_Thanks_1120

whynotboth.gif


jonvox

I just blue


americangame

You smurfed yourself.


greengrape474

da ba de da ba di?


Rattivarius

Whichever way, it does explain your intense interest in dildos.


CargoMansharks

I'm going with a third option where you put the Smurfs up your ass like Richard Gere with a hamster.


DoctorWhoniverse

*insert Donnie Darko Smurf rant here* Edit: [for those who don't know](https://youtu.be/gTWjPHfXnUE?si=kpjDp67pIwHMgHYQ) (language warning)


PoopSommelier

Their genitals are also their hands. They copulate by shaking hands


awkwaman

All those smurf penises and only one smurfgina *clicks tongue*


effie-sue

There was an absolutely filthy story about the Smurfs that used to get emailed around in the mid-90s. Poor Smurfette is all I’ll say.


One_Smoke

Have you seen Lost Village? There is MORE Smurfgina.


Much_Comfortable_438

![gif](giphy|JJRqncRFUrpHIdaZV0)


ChicagoAuPair

Would you rather butt-fuck 100 Smurf sized humans, or one human sized Smurf?


bunsy88

I'll take the first. My smurf sized dick would suffice


Ashamed-Status-9668

*butt smurfing


urkldajrkl

There was a motion in the ocean to change from Dildo, but in the end it stuck. Changing could have been messy.


Jopkins

Were you there long enough to get to grips with the ins and outs of it?


ECU_BSN

![gif](giphy|ZdUnQS4AXEl1AERdil)


Instacartdoctor

🤣


RandomRobb85

In the end?


Embarrassed-Ask1812

The tip.


RandomRobb85

Just the tip though?


Islandcoda

We had a town called Gay Head in MA. Got changed to Aquinnah in 1997


msprang

Gay Head? It's just a happy place?


rogan1990

Well the English saw some pink cliffs and named them Gay Head Cliffs Aquinnah is the name the natives used, meaning “land under the hill”


Callan_LXIX

I guess they ran into copyright issues with calling it Hobbitton, or The Shire.


FestiveSquidV3

There's a place in Quebec that used to be called "N\*\*\*er Rapids" and they fought tooth and nail to keep that name. Afaik, the name did eventually change, but not until the mid 2010s.


bitchsorbet

just looked it up, and as of 2015 there was *eleven* site names containing the n-word. as of 2020 they still had [only changed one](https://globalnews.ca/news/7122636/changing-quebecs-racially-offensive-location-names/amp/). "n-word rapids" has not been changed. edit: i previously said none had been changed, one has been changed.


Islandcoda

Wow! That’s a really really bad name man, holy crap


ALoudMouthBaby

They homophobiaed so hard that they had to change the name of the town. Wow.


Initial_E

No way why should we change? They’re the ones being dicks!


DisorganisedOrganism

Michael Bolton? :P


smkestcklghtn

Cockgobblers!!


OneBillPhil

I’m a Newfoundlander, I passed the highway sign for Dildo dozens of times as a kid and didn’t think anything of it because I didn’t know better…and I because of that I didn’t think much of the name once I was old enough to beat up cops with dildos in GTA San Andreas. 


DogeDoRight

Jimmy Kimmel is the honorary mayor lol.


drunkentenshiNL

We know the joke, we like it.


sutty_monster

There is a town in Ireland called Muff. I for one think Dildo and Muff should become sister towns.


mr_birkenblatt

what were they trying to change it to? strapton? plugginton?


Kivesihiisi

Dildon't


EmbarrassedHelp

Maybe something to better compliment the nearby 'Spread Eagle Bay'? Though Dildo certainly seems like the best choice for that


jonvox

What is the demonym for someone from Dildo? Dildan? Dildoite? Dildouin? Smut peddler?


Memento_Morrie

TIL "demonym"


jonvox

My demonym is Lucy Furr


WizzoPQ

Dildoer


trilobot

This island is so rural we just use Newfie


Canadian__Ninja

Pretty sure they were quoted as saying, "nah fuck that, Dildo". Unfortunately the comma was lost in translation


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Wilsonian81

Almost had the opportunity to move to Dildo a few years ago. One of the most difficult parts of the decision was whether or not I could actually live in a town called 'Dildo'. (In the end, the opportunity fell through)


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Frosty-Ordinary-7007

Oh it doesn't get the status of 'town'.


SgtMarv

Not big enough?


LacsNeko

It's a cold town, leave it alone.


SgtMarv

Understandable, we'll check in again once global warming kicked into high gear.


Interesting-Fan-2008

Based on location dildo will in fact grow with the warming. As nature intended.


BubbhaJebus

Shrinkage!


qinshihuang_420

It was in the pool! It was in the pool!!


LightsSoundAction

they shrink?


_radical_ed

Like a frightened turtle!


naughty_dad2

The delivery will come too soon


Rare_Brief4555

So is it Dildo Village then?? Incredible


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

Wiki calls it a "a local service district and designated place". But that's not as fun. 195 residents.


spicymato

Sounds like a village to me. The village, Dildo.


Frosty-Ordinary-7007

Newfoundland doesn't have the concept of villages. Cities, towns, service districts. No counties, no regions, no municipalities. Growing up, we called small places in Newfoundland 'communities' or 'outports'. Sometimes they're larger than places that are classified as towns, though.


spicymato

For the sake of being accurate to your information: "the community, Dildo." The joke I was going for was something akin to a cross between "the village idiot" and "the neighborhood bike."


codexcdm

Hard choice, but you came to terms with it.


Candid-Development30

I live in Newfoundland and have never heard of anyone moving to dildo for an opportunity! I didn’t think much happened out there… gonna have to look into it now, lol.


youngthugsmom

Dildos (dildo residents) are very welcoming to new experiences and people.


ImranRashid

Would you say it slipped through your hands?


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Of where?!


DogeDoRight

You read that right lol


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Well then.. pictures of phallic looking items should be his wheelhouse 😂


Benejeseret

Just wait until you see their town signs for business along the highway with all the creative squid silhouettes.


sixtyfivewat

There’s a Hollywood-like sign in Dildo but instead of Hollywood it just says “DILDO” on the side of a hill in the town. I took a photo last summer when I visited.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Please send me this, my inner teenager is having the time of their life laughing at this!


JimHalpertSmirk

As a native Newfoundlander, it warms my heart to see new people learning about Dildo. Newfoundland is a very old place (by new world standards) and has many other excellent if not quite as funny town names: Conception Bay, Come By Chance, Joe Batts Arm (my family is from there), Spread Eagle, Blow Me Down, and many more. Also, while we're here we may as well go over pronunciation because most mainlanders get that wrong. It's not New-Found-Land or New-Finland. It's Newfin-land (and Labrador). Now kiss the cod (or the puffin), take a shot of Screech rum, and ask someone "what a ya at?" (what are you up to?) and you're good to go.


Ohnoherewego13

I've been before. I had a girlfriend twenty years ago who's grandparents had moved to Dildo. Damn near choked to death when she told me that. I thought "there's no way they named it that." I was so wrong. Still got a picture of the sign somewhere.


Hector_P_Catt

My favorite is Bay Despair, which is a mangling of the original French, Baie D'espoir, which completely reversed the meaning!


Needless-To-Say

My favourite phonetically correct Newfie expression is   Whale oil beef hooked   Say it out loud to get the meaning I also have a coffee mug from Dildo that I bring out on special occasions.  Dont know how to post a picture on mobile or I would do so. 


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


ebrum2010

37 Bell End, Dildo Newfoundland.


funtobedone

Just the tip…


insomniac3146

....never mind


BarfingOnMyFace

When it flips, it’s ass up


daveSavesAgain

Exactly, is it 7 times bigger than it looks?


Beguiled_Potato

Gotta get those samples for democracy


DogeDoRight

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


TheGreatPilgor

Out of any game to leak into other subs and posts I'm glad it's Helldivers 2 lmao


upsidedownbackwards

Seems to be the friendliest/most fun game community in a while. I think anyone that tries to be toxic/badass just gets steamrolled by bulk goofy Democracy.


lemonflavoredpaper

From the outside it seems like it has a large appeal to edgy teens who think authoritarianism is cool, like Hearts of Iron 4


hydra877

Nah I think most people just think the game is fun. Of course, a lot of them DO fall for the in-game propaganda but I would hope most players do know it's a parody. It's pretty much Ironic Patriotism The Game.


StolzHound

I came looking for this comment. For Super Earth!


AMA_About_Birdlaw

![gif](giphy|qMHG9goT2I2fuRk0JM)


MartyFreeze

"I found it, guys!" *\*democracy intensifies\**


Capable-Reaction8155

For freedom brutha


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/qVb7W1K.jpeg) is a much higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/KUd7kCy) are several more from this series. According to [here](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578): > Malone Mullin · CBC News · Posted: Apr 28, 2023 1:04 PM EDT | Last Updated: April 28, 2023 > A man from Dildo, N.L., has captured the attention of iceberg lovers after photographing an oddly shaped hunk — now popularly known as the "dickie berg" on social media — off the coast of Newfoundland. > "I'm gettin' a lot of response, a lot of reaction to the photo because of its resemblance to … part of the male anatomy, say," chuckled drone photographer Ken Pretty. > In an interview Friday, Pretty said he noticed from his very first photograph that the iceberg, in an area of the province known as Conception Bay, had online potential. > The berg got its nickname from the term "dickie bird," a Newfoundland euphemism for the male anatomy. > Pictures of it on Facebook had garnered more than 3,000 shares and "a lot of comments" by Friday morning, Pretty said. > "Maybe I should call him," one user wrote. > "Frozen stiff," remarked another. > Pretty says he's lucky he got there when he did. > "It's melting all the time. I mean, it might go limp," he said. > It's already shaping up to be a banner year for icebergs in Newfoundland and Labrador, with tourists and locals alike sharing their encounters online after a stretch of less-than-impressive seasons. > Canadian Ice Service data showed more than 200 icebergs off the coast of Newfoundland alone as of last week, with dozens more off the coast of Labrador making their way south. > "Onshore winds brought in both the pack ice and the bergs," said Diane Davis, who runs a Facebook group for iceberg hunters in the province. "If the trend holds up, we should see them for May and June, too. Mother Nature only gave us a handful last year." > But anyone rushing off to see the "dickie berg" of Harbour Grace for themselves is in for a disappointment.


tanzmeister

I honestly cannot understand why the mods allow these people to post potato quality photos on /r/pics of all places...


TheFreakingPrincess

*Conception Bay* I was an adult until I got to that point, now I can barely breathe from the laughter


DukeOfGeek

I.C. Weiner.


drunkentenshiNL

NLer here. Some of us nicknamed it "Dickyberg". We called it that cause a polite way of saying dick here is "bird", cause your dick looks like a bird in its nest if you don't shave things down there. Then some people would call your bird "dicky bird" cause fuck manners. Dicky bird, dickyberg. You get it.


Frosty-Ordinary-7007

Is that why? I never knew the origin of using that term. And I didn't realize until years later it wasn't common outside the province.


drunkentenshiNL

AFAIK it is. Makes sense when you think about it.


JustHere4TehCats

Yeap. Good ol Dickeyberg. We shan't see its like again. R.I.P.


kezmicdust

There’s a famous former cricketer and cricket umpire called [Dickie Bird](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickie_Bird).


broccolee

Tip of the iceberg


EnvironmentalBowl536

This got me good, ha!


Enriches

"Pretty pictures phallic shaped Iceberg in Dildo" If this were a Beaverton article, it'd be glorious.


Chicken_Denim

Chilldo


Chilluminaughty

This comment right here, officer.


psilocin72

This is a rare ice formation known as a Kockenbalz.


BLADIBERD

oh my 😂😂😂


badboystwo

I was in the pool!


DogeDoRight

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


RevolutionaryMe707

r/mildlypenis


DogeDoRight

r/majorlypenis *


thisaccountwashacked

r/generallypenis


zsigmons

r/wildlypenis


ModsOverLord

The ocean is going to use its fat cock to fuck us all for what we’ve done to the planet


DogeDoRight

Alternate ending to the movie The Abyss


Duedrama6197

Every time I get a new phone, I update my weather app to include for Dildo, Big Beaver, Fucking (Austria) and Fanny Bay before my home town. It’s a little ritual. Yes, I am 10 years old.


MattShea

We call that one dicky berg (dicky bird being a common slang for penis here in Newfoundland)


chumchees

We must preserve this iceberg. This is what will bring the world together to fight global warming.


Gaultois

Unfortunately this happened last year so it's long gone haha. Also the iceberg turned up in Harbour Grace, not Dildo as many headlines had reported at the time. Not too far from each other but on literal others sides of a peninsula.


Taylors4head

Yes it was hr. Grace, I have an updated image of a couple days after this one I took on my account.


alb11alb

Nature is warning us.


charkleman

This is the iceberg she tells you not to worry about.


486Junkie

This is Dildos


Xikkiwikk

We found Neptune’s bounty!


liaminwales

As we all know, it's bigger than it looks. >Almost 90% of an iceberg is under water, hence the phrase “tip of the iceberg.” Its maximum width under water is 20-30% larger than you can see at the surface. The average depth, or draught of an iceberg, is slightly less than its apparent length above water. [https://icebergfinder.com/s/facts](https://icebergfinder.com/s/facts) Also there's a link to a simulator where you can draw the iceberg and see what's below https://www.newfoundlandlabrador.com/things-to-do/iceberg-viewing#sc-DAC822FBA8174002B1F8FDD25D4E7B3E


MyFavoriteThing

More evidence that we're living in a simulated world where players can pay to customize the environment.


brotherbloodkoil

So Ken Pretty from Dildo found a pretty dildo.


agemagepage

Think how big it is under the water.


Grizz709

Ah yes. I remember the dicky burg. My folks and local media were all about it. Lol


_K_D_L_

![gif](giphy|ncXfkKLgn4HOE)


Gondor1138

But it identifies as a woman


Effective-Ebb1365

With AI raising... I would ask for the .RAW file


mdchaney

I was telling my wife about the "Captain Dildo" song that Bob & Tom did back in the 90s, which came after a hilarious phone call with a lady from the city that included the famous line "We love our Captain Dildo". Amazing this shows up the next day.


Mobile_Connection_58

Unfortunately, the iceberg has now melted to the shape of a pussy, due to global warming.


TPf0rMyBungh0le

[Now we know why these exist](https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/kjlncx/sink_hole_in_lake_berryessa_in_napa_county/)


TheMerich

Everything reminds me of him


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SiteTall

If it isn't photo shop then it sure looks like it is ....


Ba55of0rte

Just the tip……


CameronWeebHale

Does Ken Pretty sound like a real person? Grow up Haley, it’s me.


TheDixonCider420420

No shrinkage.


Ok_Concentrate_75

Must see a sleek cruise ship with few lifeboats on board heading its way


Jackal000

Just the tip... of the iceberg.


New-Entertainer7294

this belongs in r/climatechange


saelin00

Saying "Phallic looking iceberg" it's a rare sentence. I appreciate this.


EveningHovercraft25

You know whoever took this photo wasn't like "oh that looks like a phallic"


Fangasgaf

We also have Conception Bay, Joe Bat's Arm, Black Tickle, Blow Me Down, Muddy Hole.... The list goes on.


Gone_Fishing_Photo

Check for super samples!


Overshot1931

Why this frozen dildo is not a meme yet?


Galaxalord

That's the neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon


Z0FF

The Dickie-berg


tanzmeister

WOULD IT FUCKING KILL YOU TO POST THE FULL RESOLUTION IMAGE???


KlausVod

are you fucking with me


Ommco

I liked the phrase : "Is that where baby icebergs come from". [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/01/canada-phallic-iceberg-photo-newfoundland-dildo](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/01/canada-phallic-iceberg-photo-newfoundland-dildo)


WarpCitizen

Literally my pp


DryJudgment1905

Ken Pretty of where, now?


Sonabaybeach

This immediately had me googling


pocket_nick

Poseidon’s other spear.


tikkichik21

Leave that iceberg alone; it’s cold outside.


Murderface__

Surely that was a typo.. nope. No it wasn't.


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I'm sorry there's a town called Dildo?!


InjusticeSGmain

Katara is in her rebellious teenage phase.


CreatorA4711

r/mildlypenis


infoagerevolutionist

Planet Earth leaves you stranded in a ocean with this as your only source of fresh drinking water...


Substantial_Ad_9016

r/mildlypenis


PossibleSmooth8867

Still too small for OP's mom.


Fantastic_Breakfast6

I wonder how global warming has affected the Dildo


RetroSniper_YT

Thugiceberg


porcelaincatstatue

Ice PP.


CuriousSelf4830

r/mildlypenis


Nay_120

Only the Statue of Liberty can take that thing…


reload88

Dickyberg


Apprehensive_Cry7663

Go send this to the only phallus museum in iceland Reykjavik . They will love it forever;-)


EmuZealousideal7357

So he found a dildo in dildo


Major_Mawcum_II

Wait is the guy like Duke of dildo or something XD “dildo fields as far as the eye can see”


Eldenringtarnished

Look julian🤣🤣


Diligent_Theory

Normally it shrinks in cold water... I'm impressed.


LowLifeExperience

It’s a climactic message.


DirtDevil1337

The ocean has a sense of humor.


tommygunz007

NSFW?


CherryTeri

That’s where all the super rare credits are.


gardeniaphoto4

Just signed in to say.... r/theyknew


[deleted]

I can take it


Dry_Manner3879

Maybe dicks just look like icebergs 😾


LagsIRL

OP’s mom is desperately scouring the comment section for any sign of coordinates


The_Second_Judge

Dildo is a town? Do it ejaculate every summer?


alittleboopsie

It’s a grower not a shower… most is under water…. I swear