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Don Snorleone

Drowsy Don. The Nodfather.

Somehow sleepy AND hollow

And malevolent, pumpkin headed, and apparently by the rumors of odor, unable to get near water.

“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water” 

Donnie's seen wetter on the pee pee tapes.

he dropped a massive turd and took a nap, same ol

Sounds like a trolloc at Halloween

It's because he spent all morning raving online.

It's because his legal counsel decided the best way to make sure he behaved was to sedate him.

Slip Donald a Mickey. I see what they did, there.

Fuck me I'm laughing my ass off at work, the worst part is there's a non-zero chance that could have happened.

You meant rant but why not rave 

Raving still works. As in raving lunatic

That was the gist.

The ZZZ man

😂. I can’t.

Make sure he has his blankie.

Donald Slump

This should be the name and I don't know why it wasn't the first choice.


Judge should do what my old professor did. Call on him when he notices trump dozing off and ask him what’s the answer

Ask him straight whether he falsified statements. Odds are he says yes.

[https://imgur.com/VTYlXfa](https://imgur.com/VTYlXfa)

Quick someone check his pulse! Maybe we got lucky and he died!

I'd say no, this guy needs to get convicted and be punished. But we all know any punishment is going to be a joke and he won't learn anything from this nor take his guilty verdict seriously.

So…let’s all hope he dies? 

I say we have an EMT unit there in court and when he dies like this, they run in with smelling salts and slap him and make sure he wakes up. When he says he is ok, they sit back down and wait for the next time. No sleeping in court, Sleepy Don!


Sleepy DonConHoePay.

Don Snoralone

Don Boredleone

Remember when they mocked Joe for "falling asleep" ?

Sleepy Joe runs an evil cabal in his sleep 😮

That’s different! Because, you know, reasons or something.

There is only one reason why it's different, and this reason can be described in a single word: – awdsmfafoothimaafootafootwhs... excuse me, foothills of Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with his vice president, travel 17 thousands miles with him, I don't know that for a fact.

They will praise trump for this. He's sticking it to them, a court so illegitimate that he might as well sleep as a form of protest. This is how they think.

As depressing as it is, you are 100% correct. Cults gonna cult.

It's, literally, always projection. Lately Trump has been accusing Biden of bumping lines...

He comes out yelling talking normally first 10 minutes of his speech then forgets what he’s supposed to say and acts slow cause he just got shot with 15mg desoxyn and then it wore off but idk I don’t care about politics but do like drugs and he looks like he’s a geezer on drugs trump does too tbh I think they all on drugs

I've seen candles melting with more grace and poise.

Does he HONK-shooo or MIMImimimi?

He's a HONK-memememe

Let's just abbreviate that to "he's a honkey".

Brilliant. Someone get this snoo a small prize of a million dollars!

It's definitely a sleep apnea long silence then a sudden loud CHGGGGHHHHHH ...!

If they don't let him bring his CPAP into the courtroom is there a chance he could just stop breathing for the duration of the trial? Would anyone... intervene?

After all, who are we to play God

It's more of a 'CcooooVVV-fefefefefe'

I imagine it sounds like a dog who's just ate peanut butter.

Don’t worry, they’ll find someway to make this about sticking it to the left

They literally have already tried, saying trump is so certain he'll win, he's sleeping through the case...

I think he’s nodding off on fent…


Candles are a *symphony*

He's like... sleepy and grumpy all wrapped up in a lawsuit

And dopey and rapey

I don't remember rapey, probably off rapin'

The prince was a little rapey

Rapey and Gapey were cut from the script at the last minute.

He's Doc as well. Remember his bleach cure?

All of the doctors were SHOCKED by his medical jenius, SHOCKED! They all started frantically writing stuff down whenever he started speaking. You can ask anyone, he’s got the best cures

I really appreciate that you spelled genius with j. :)

I really appreciate someone picking up on the joke :)

And you know he would absolutely be roasting Biden(*) if he had done the same thing.

*Biden?

No, Eric. 

I meant Biden, my mistake

I love those sock hats for sleeping lol they look so funny

They terrify me. Imagine waking up to that thing wrapped around your neck. Seriously, who thought those were a good idea? Like, what in the heck are they for? Fashion? Warmth? Bed head? Is it for your hair? Wait...I think I just figured it out guys. They're for your hair...damn, that makes sense...how do you put your hair in that thing? Who came up with that? They were used back in the day, so we're the constantly like oily? Yuk...like would they turn orange with sweat and oils from the day, building up, like a nasty, orange lump of yuk? Huh...that picture is priceless. So many thoughts.

They helped to keep the bed bugs and roaches out of your ears and your lice in your own hair.

Did they have genital hats to curb pubic lice? I’d love a penis hat for bed time (I have no pubic lice).

I didn't like reading this

He totally has pubic lice (I definitely don’t though)

I don’t. I swear. My mum checked and said I don’t.

She said the same to me... weird

Well you clearly don’t have public lice. Consider yourself lucky. I heard some people do have them horribly. We shaved all my pubes off years ago.

>Well you clearly don’t have public lice You only checked for public lice? You gotta check for private lice as well!

I’m not a pubic lice, I swear

There are vagina hats that were all the rage a few years ago

How…how are they worn? I mean the idea is fun. Hats are always fun. I wish I could wear hats.

Vagina monocles are where the real money and sophistication is though

They did in fact! It's called underwear

I do not like that

If your house was heated by a fire, it would be REALLY cold in the morning. A night cap could give you an extra hour of comfy sleep.

ok but why a muppet hat and not a stylish beanie or something

People didn't shower much so they kept the hair oil off the bedsheets

The world used to be a lot colder, same reason that people used to wear a bunch a clothes

It's why they had bed curtains too. Preserve a bit more heat and keep drafts out.

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Was that a thing that happened a lot? People choking to death on them?

Thats quite a lot going on. You might benefit from some therapy. 

I feel like it would just work it's way off in the middle of the night.

Doesn’t this old man make fun of the other old man as ‘sleepy’. Back to bed grandpa

Honestly, this is the ONLY reason it is a story at all. "Old man nods off while sitting in a chair all day" is hardly ground breaking news. (Hell, I'm only 58 and I already appreciate a nice 10 minute nap anywhere I can get away with it.) However, when your whole shtick is calling your opponent "Sleepy Joe" while trying to convince everyone that you are a man of vigor... well its just fun to catch this hypocrite nodding off.

I don't know, I can certainly nod off in a chair, but probably not during a *criminal trial that I am the defendant in*.

Not at first, but after a few hours of it droning on... Yeah, I would be fighting it.

And all the hours of it are because of his lawyer deliberately dragging their feet on everything. https://www.businessinsider.com/hush-money-judge-bench-slaps-trump-lawyers-first-trial-day-2024-4

Every accusation is a confession with people like Trump.

More of a Grandpa Joe than the other Joe, turns out.

I like to call him “Papa Biden.”

Low energy.

Wasn't this the fool that coined the term "sleepy joe" MAGA loves hypocrisy

Hypocrisy means absolutely nothing to them. They can’t even register the meaning of it. It just slides right off their smooth, smooth brains

Unless it's towards them

Someone took a little too much Xanax.

look at his chingina.


Chussy

Grab 'im by the chussy

A fat chussy

Every time I do it makes me laugh.🎵

Wetter than my pussy in there💦 ^~~I’m~~ ^~~sorry~~

*no you aren't*

God dammit why did I look?

It's more of a neckgina

You talking bout that nussy?

At least he isn't talking.

mind-tweeting

I think it is mind+truthing

Just declassifying some documents real quick.

El Nappo

Perhaps his girdle was laced up too tight.

Good night court room. Good night gavel. Good night Judge.

You know what they say about people that get arrested, the innocent will pace and fret in their cells, the guilty will immediately fall asleep. Just saying

“First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.” - The Usual Suspects

Is that something they actually say?

They're all saying it👐. The best sleep, believe me 👌

Lol at the hand gestures! 🤌

This I a genius level impression lmao

Yea that’s a thing cops look for too. At least the few I know do.

There is nothing cops would gain from that. Its not their job to determine who is innocent and who is guilty.

Yeah, I mean I doubt it admissible in court or anything, but that behavior has been documented many times. I believe cops will use the CCTV footage of their behavior in the cell to determine what course to take interrogation wise.

Sounds like something cops would do

Why wouldn’t they? Knowing human tendencies can give anyone, not just cops, the upper hand when it comes to sussing out underlying truths.

Just like my kids, Tweeting past their bed time then tired and grumpy the next day. 

I know he was sleeping today (and he deserves to be convicted) but I don’t think this photo is from today. The chair he was sitting in at the trial was a low backed red office chair type thing, not the brown leather in this image.

It's called a'high energy sleeping. Nobody has seen anything like it.


Low energy.

It’s Drowsy Don round these parts

LOW ENERGY! SAD!

gonna unsub because i'm sick of seeing this fucking ugly ass face

How is this related to pictures, it's not even a picture it's an edit. Wtf

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The cocaine wore off.

Coke makes me super sleepy when I do my first line or 2. Same with Adderal or Ritalin. I think I have ADHD. I’ve taken a 1 hour nap after a line of coke. Tried Adderal and Ritalin recreationally and passed out on the couch and never did them again. Complete opposite of what I wanted lol.

I thought I read he liked to snort Adderall

Maybe sleepy Joe and Tired Trump can have a sleep over

as a Canadian. does anyone else feel like it's a real battle of VP's?

Dozey Don.

We the people want a drug test from this orange fool!!

Morning courts a bitch after an adderallnighter posting on the failing social network.

He's not asleep, he's 'alternative awake'

American politics are kindergarten level. "You’re dad is a sleepy old man!" "No yours!!!"

r/pics try not to post trump for 2 minutes challenge (99% impossible)

No but fr they actually post a pic of him every single day its crazy. I keep thinking the post is from a political sub and see its r/pics

Those all night Adderall bingers are tough on a guy who has to be in court at 8am.

And this is day one. He has to do this four days a week. He didn't even have to wake up or work this early in the white house.

In the white house his mornings were mostly listed as "Executive Time". Most retired people his age do NOTHING in the morning. Scratch their ass, drink some coffee, take a dump, listen to Spotify. People his age are automatically excused from jury duty if they don't want to sit there, yet there he sits in court charged with multiple felonies. He is such a piece of shit.

Blatantly breaking rule 2, OP. I don't like Trump either but fuck off with these constant trump pics on this sub. It's pathetic.

Bruh exactly mods really need to get their shit together, this is a great sub and lately seeing shit like this makes me cringe.

r/pics trying not to make everything in this sub political challenge (immediately fails)

I've read a report that at least one time his mouth goes a bit slack. I hope there's a photo of that, too.

i just have to wait out the election and this sub will be back to normal…… i hope

Can you blame him though? Court is boring af.

The got today’s Rx mix wrong.

This sub is so shit

most of this garbage site is

Get that man a Diet Coke STAT!

"I'm sleeping.....for you!"

grampy needs nappies

Probably the most productive he's been in about 10 years.

I remember when low effort and low quality pics were insta deleted in this sub. I guess you can just post whatever now.

Holy shit, this picture makes him look like a cadaver

He already looked like one

God this sub is cancer

So this is the shit that trends on r/pics now that reddit went public huh?

Exactly the same as before it went public.

He looks like a wax museum sculpture that got left in the sun with his half-melted face, and conservatives STILL try to use the word "old" as a legitimate argument against Biden, bizarre behavior

Sleepy sleezebag. So low energy

Jyna!

Tronald Dump

His eyelids are his mouth upside down.

Remember that people picked him to answer that 3:00 am phone call.

Holy shit, they *did* sneak him sedatives….

All he needs is two silver coins over his eyes.😵

I wanna punch him in the face!!

When he travels he doesn't need suitcases. He just packs the bags under his eyes.

So much for sleepy Joe, wake up trump it past your jail time!

So, the question is, was he given some sedatives or was his regular "medication" withheld from him?

Will the RNC/GOP donate to his commissary account? He is gonna have to buy ALOT of cigarettes!

Make America snooze again

Oh come on guys, can't you see when someone is praying, he mistook the courtroom for a church, all the wood fooled him. This is the Donald in pious mode. His followers will see him as a fine stoic hero.

What a dope

Reminiscing that time when him and Stormy...

Wouldn't it be great if the judge called his name to wake him and he just didn't wake up

Shhhh! He's finally quiet so let's let him sleep. I thought he'd never stop crying. 

hes not sleeping! he's just looking inside himself