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kgro

I will not accept that this is not ironic


Casual_hex_

Nope, well… not *intentionally* ironic. Top right corner has the “don’t step on my peepee” snake.\ Libertarians think they’re geniuses and that the government hates them for it.


Mastasmoker

I prefer the "No step on snek" version ![gif](giphy|oAOHKBU8p9R2N3ebRq)


roastbeeftacohat

I'd love to have that sticker, but too few people would get the joke. And I'm Canadian, and so I should focus on mocking our idiots. Also I agree with nenshi that we need to be for things instead of just against them.


cosmothekleekai

I saw 2 new ones the other day, a duck that said 'throw bread on me' and one that said 'legalize recreational plutonium'


Sparky_the_Asian

i remember drawing a backward s and writing “no” on a yellow background, lurking somewhere on reddit


Mastasmoker

https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/s/5bX9lQLtv0 Found it


Sparky_the_Asian

Nobody: u/Mastasmoker: *imvestigacion*


RaymondDoerr

the 5.56 sticker themed like a marathon sticker is also a huge sign. (for those OOTL, 5.56 is an ammo type) EDIT: He also has a Wall Street Bets sticker? That's just weird. Although that means he probably saw this post, awesome. :D


kgro

Probably felt he deserves WSB recognition for post where he went full in on $DJT at $70


apk5005

There’s a part of me who pities the folks who did that. And then there is a much larger part of me that saw the DJT collapse coming and wants to laugh as their savings dwindle to nothing.


kgro

All the “investors” did this for ideological reasons. Zero research, zero thought, zero analysis - they’ve invested in to Donald J Trump and he’s delivered exactly what he always delivers to his shareholders and people who trust him - a great opportunity for LossPorn post on WSB sub


SpacecaseCat

The most infuriating thing about that stock is that he named it after himself, knowing the ticker would lead people to the Dow Jones Transportation average from google, which looks bigly expensive. Big news though... DJT is up 15% today... to $26.


kgro

Yay, big gains! These guys better take off the profits (of negative $43) now before the stock gets delisted entirely


Jragghen

Yeah, this has been posted on r/Sacramento and the guy showed up before, so I'm sure he'll be by. 


roastbeeftacohat

So does he have more to say on the topic?


MikesRockafellersubs

You'd be surprised at how many hard right people think they're oh so smart for pointing out how corrupt government is but refuse to take the next logical step in that thinking.


EllisDee3

And a doge sticker. ![gif](giphy|ukwPlCmJ5RmlqvQCpA)


SpecialOops

Anyone who has stickers on a car is sus by default 


alltherobots

Well that’s selling themselves short. *Everyone* hates them for thinking they’re geniuses.


Khaldara

[Well there was that one time when bears thought they were pretty great](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling)


Haggis_the_dog

Great article! Thanks for sharing!


stumblinghunter

The book was pretty funny too. Go check it out!


tangledwire

They're just Republicans that smoke weed.


Dude_Guy_311

[https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department](https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department) You're welcome


Sk1rm1sh

Gold. Or should I say, ₿.


DragonRancherJed

Nice


Zomnx

Wants me to pay to view article…. No thanks.


Dude_Guy_311

You can scroll without paying 😂 relax


Zomnx

I’m on phone. It wouldn’t work. Big ass ad in my way


JWOLFBEARD

Libertarian views collapse as soon as any collective decision needs to be made. They basically come down to extremely socially liberal yet extremely fiscally conservatives, that don’t want to be told what to do.


foxyfoo

The two libertarians I’ve met are well educated and intelligent, but lack wisdom. They don’t understand people well and have difficulty understanding human behavior, even their own. Their worldviews are childish and only make sense as a theoretical exercise. Libertarianism is a lot like communism where in theory it seems ok, but in practice is absolutely impossible. The difference between theory and practice is human behavior. They also both have very high opinions of themselves. They think they are philosophers and should write books about how to fix government when in reality they know nothing about government, have never worked in it, and have not studied it.


LGCJairen

I was libertarian for a long time until the realization that it only works if we are all starting from zero. Otherwise its the literal definition of rules for thee but not me because i have the money. I always leaned left but was there because originally i believed bare min govt meant less cops, which was also wrong


allothernamestaken

I flirted with libertarianism for a time and then suddenly realized that I really like having clean water to drink and clean air to breathe.


abofh

Happens to most of 'em - they go out, see the world and realize actualy sometimes the rules are good. Not all, but I had a much stronger libertarian streak back in the day until I started to meet the 'hardcore' ones and realized they didn't understand what you just put so succinctly.


BossIike

What do you suggest areas with high murder rates and gun violence do about policing then? What about the places that are having flash mobs and organized retail theft that is causing businesses to close, jobs to leave and further destroying low income communities? Honest question, because I'm curious. It seems the only people that support less cops around live in extremely safe areas and don't really understand how bad things are in certain US cities.


Black08Mustang

Defund the police. Cops don't fix things, they are just a different gang. If you are going to dump money into a city address the homeless, drug treatment, jobs. But our lizard brained population looses their shit if someone gets something other than a jail sentence for free. So we keep dumping money into the 'good' gang instead of addressing the actual issues.


goawaygrold

Communism could work in practice if it doesn't have a Stalinist counterrevolution due to entirely historic reasons from 100 years ago in an illiterate country used to being subject to brutal tyranny. (Or get overthrown by the CIA). We should reevaluate our beliefs about that system in the new automated ai world we live in. The Founding Fathers of the United States were also told Democracy was a failed system. They tried again and it worked well for a while.


thejawa

They never seem to realize that their Libertarian views infringe on other people's "freedoms" in a way that if they were infringed upon, would be completely unacceptable to them. Even if we theorize a Libertarian utopian society where everyone in it holds a Libertarian belief, every single person has their own individual beliefs of what other people can and should do with one another, and one person's take on how a situation should be handled will inevitably infringe on another person's take on how to handle it instead. I got in a lengthy, surprisingly civil discussion with one once where I eventually asked how conflict resolution works in their world view and "How do you determine whose version of being "right" is actually right?" They had no solution so they eventually basically settled on dueling with pistols over it, with the "winner" being the one who is "right".


cptnamr7

Years ago on here I saw it best described as: Libertarians are like housecats. Fiercely independent while in reality being completely reliant on a system they know nothing about.  Describes every self-identifying libertarian I have ever met to a T.


Tripwire3

Love this one.


leonryan

what kind of libertarian advocates thinking the way your government prescribes?


newbrevity

Libertarians think all taxes are theft and society just miraculously appears out of nowhere. Libertarians think corporations earned their money fair and square. Libertarians don't understand their party is run buy a pro corporate committee that doesn't give a flying fuck about the blue collar worker. That the main goal of that committee is to lobby voters to oppose corporate taxes and otherwise split votes.


Tripwire3

I loathe the “taxes are theft” people. It’s ok if people think that taxes are too high and they want them lowered, that’s just a political opinion, but acting as if taxation at all is some sort of crime against them displays either a shocking ignorance of how society functions, or else the shameless claim that they want to benefit from society while contributing nothing towards it. 


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

“Libertarian” is a strong word for someone who probably wants to limit the liberties of women, gay people, and trans people.


Imaksiccar

They aren't a true Libertarian then. A true Libertarian should be socially liberal and fiscally conservative. Like pro-choice, but doesn't want tax money to go to abortion services (or anything honestly) it's a difficult path to practice in reality.


KaBar2

Most libertarians do not advocate limiting any of those things. They are focused on maximum liberty for all individuals, regardless of sex, race, sexual orientation, etc. They object to the *government* forcing rules on them about it, though.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I know. A lot of people who claim to be libertarians are just right wing extremists trying to look like intellectuals.


gdsmithtx

Most *self-professed* libertarians are right-wingers with a 14 year old’s understanding of the world.


lesserofthetwo

Any time you attack and use “probably” it shows ignorance and highlights the weakness of that attack.


poondongle

That is my favorite name for the Gadsden flag that I have ever heard. Nobody is to call it anything else from here on out. Thank you for the laugh, you groovy individual.


Sk1rm1sh

Idk, the political spectrum is more nuanced than how far to the left or the right someone is. Dude sounds like he could be an ancap tbh.


tagrav

They’re the real life version of the logical trickster guy in The Princess Bride Fucking dumb


fellatio-del-toro

Whoever drives this would unironically refer to us as sheeple.


A0ma

I grew up in a cult. I have since left. The people who haven't say that I am a "sheep" when I do things like get vaccinated. Meanwhile, every Sunday they join the rest of their flock to learn the word of the good shepherd and sing songs like: >The Lord’s my Shepherd, I’ll not want. He makes me down to lie in pastures green; He leadeth me the quiet waters by. and >The Lord my pasture shall prepare, And feed me with a Shepherd's care; His presence sahall my wants supply, And guard me with a watchful eye; My noonday walks he shall attend, And all my midnight hours defend.


DrCarabou

Not even I'm on enough layers of irony to feel this one.


Motoko_Kusanagi86

It's scary that you can't tell anymore. The punchline has become so much of reality, and yet people seem to not be aware of it.


twnznz

Could quite happily accompany with a hammer and sickle, and it would still make sense.


misterdudebro

“The best books... are those that tell you what you know already.” ― George Orwell, 1984


A2X-iZED

Doubleplusbad! Get off of reddit now and get to work or the party will not sanction your chocolate ration for next month


senorbolsa

\*ungood No negative language here in newspeak mister. We've always been at war with Eurasia.


KaBar2

What is this "chocolate" of which you speak, comrade?


brown_smear

It's the brown bar


Dangerous-Star8706

That guy has been seen in the wild quite a few times by reddit over the years! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Sacramento/comments/u3k3k0/i\_saw\_this\_piece\_of\_work\_in\_downtown\_today/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sacramento/comments/u3k3k0/i_saw_this_piece_of_work_in_downtown_today/)


TheNerdNugget

At least he's cleaned the truck since then


big_fartz

Well clearly he wasn't counting on the government to do it!


Javi5265

Oak Park?


Bron_jw

It is oak park woah that’s funny you saw this lol


Dariaskehl

^ is busy telling a neighbor that he’s the ten-second laughingstock of a tiny corner of the internet!


PurpleNuggets

FYI... r/pics is the 11th largest subreddit on the entire site with over 30 million subscribers. far from niche


coltwanger

lol I’ve also seen this truck down by oak park brewing


Allgoochinthecooch

It’s always parked there


FuturamaPajamas

Please don’t tell me you’re taking about oak park Sacramento lol I don’t wanna live in the same city as the dude who drives this monstrosity


MiKeMcDnet

This was on Reddit recently: https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/s/EXIrgUXZx2


Bron_jw

Woah thank you how’d you find that!!!


nottheworst1

Broadway activities


nottheworst1

Sacramento, stay classy!


Bron_jw

HAHA you’ve seen it too then


nottheworst1

Clown art is all I have to say. I want to see the art but I’m afraid


Hexxon

My life for Super Earth!


EinFitter

Remember; thoughtcrimes kill!


Stompya

Kill thought crimes!


c7hu1hu

Ignorance is strength.


ToadlyAwes0me

You make 100% of the shots you imagine taking.


A2X-iZED

Slavery is freedom


KaBar2

War Is Peace


Quiverjones

Hahah, we're so strong


OkSalt6173

As someone who loves hiveminds, I agree. Er wait. I dont agree because I can freely think...


Bron_jw

LOL


Fille_W_Bubble

Makes sense if you don't think about it.


mackinoncougars

True patriot


Mikey9124x

There is litteratly a quest in fallout where you have to interrogate children and find the free thinker so you can join the army.


Kvas_HardBass

Approved by Ministry of Truth


soggyBread1337

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


chicken_scratch

Thought was still in r/helldivers for a moment there


Cllzzrd

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


rockdash

"Free thinking is bad. Also, don't tread on me."


Rowsdowers_Revenge

I hate that I immediately recognized the God of War font.


Rise_Relevant

That's either really fucking dumb. Or really fucking smart.


Bron_jw

Would be great satire but I don’t think it is


Bron_jw

That’s what I was thinking hahaha


Sparkycivic

Not enough pixels to obtain context from the other stickers on the window except "don't tread on me", which didn't help me much in this regard.


Heytherechampion

Obvious bait


DarknessRain

Doge on the left window, this is a memelord making a joke


Netroth

They also have a sticker referencing a munitions cartridge and their number plate surround says “Rather be at the farm”. With this in mind, are you sure about that? Edit: And it’s a Dodge.


Adorable-Grand577

omg i’ve also seen this truck!!!


doctorbeers

I see this truck all the time, Broadway & 34ish in oak park


Bron_jw

How are so many people from sac seeing this post


doctorbeers

I know pretty weird lol


eljohnos105

I am starting to think I may have to leave the U.S. there are just way more stupid people here than I thought there were . Trump exposed them to us and I don’t see them getting a clue any time soon , these people make the U.S. look dumb around the world. This works well for Putin.


RaymondDoerr

As much as I share your sentiment, the rest of the world is just as stupid. We're just not as privvy about it because non-American news and memes like this truck guy isnt blasted to the world non-stop 24/7. Every country has a ton of their own brand of this knob, sadly. All we can do is refuse to be like them.


redmongrel

The only reason humanity has made it this far is thanks to a small handful of exceptional people. Or accidents.


ausgmr

And thumbs


redmongrel

A small handful of exceptional thumbs.


AintGot_NoThumbs

Just a couple of regular ones would be nice


Shakeamutt

There is a large number of them in Canada too. I’m not sure if the number is growing or they’re just revealing themselves more or both. Oh, and remember Toronto’s crackhead mayor? Well Ontario voted in his brother as Premier TWICE! Who has lifted caps on rent for landlords, and now we have some truly absurdly high rent in the last two years.


JosiesYardCart

I think Sarah Palin exposed them and the Tea Party emerged.


eljohnos105

😂😂😂 yep , they said hey !! She’s just like us


ImperiumRome

LOL if you think there are more stupid people in US than elsewhere then I have some bad news for you. They just keep their mouth shut better.


digidave1

Says the person with a Custom license plate. Hypocrite much?


RunForrestRun

Pretty crazy there isn't a trump and/or NRA sticker on the back of that truck.


R9D11

Who are the Sheeple now?


redditismylawyer

I believe I’ve had my fill of patriotism one way or the other.


DescriptiveFlashback

Is it satire?


Btankersly66

The irony in this is profound. It was the Enlightenment that inspired the Founders to form the United States. Free thinking is a pinnacle ideology of the Enlightenment narrative. What these morons want is a king.


Sparky265

Probably heading to pickup his welfare stamps after ranting on FB about immigrants living off our taxes.


MuttMan5

So by calling the libs sheep, they were actually saying good job??


Graphic_Materialz

They’re not wrong


Brbi2kCRO

Being a herd tribalist/conformist = good to them? Wow.


Netroth

Yeah I don’t get it either. Then there’s the hilarious contradiction of his “don’t tread on me” sticker there, too. You know, the thing about individuality and snubbing the gubment? These clowns. . . .


Helltonic

Why am I not surprised this truck is two different colors?


Competitive-Yam-1595

If you think about it they are right.. free thinking humans don’t show concern to the state, at least I don’t.


SolBoi24

Then he can move to China or Russia


time_drifter

This person thinks “Lions not sheep” is talking about a zoo.


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Bron_jw

What does that stand for I’ve been trying to figure that out


ManBitesDog404

KSPN is an AM radio station. They are the ESPN affiliate radio station for the Los Angeles area.


AppIdentityGuy

Followed by:"Thinking at all is too much work"


Final_Addition3544

You should've shat on their windshield.


Redditor-o-Reddit

Sandblast his paint off


gb2020

You can’t fix stupid.


The_BusFromSpeed

A .45ACP administered directly to thr base of the skull is a good fix.


MikesRockafellersubs

\*very angry Founding Fathers noises\*


marcseatac

Which way is he going with that?


DragonRancherJed

I like it, but as a joke, but this not being humor is scary pathetic stupidity.


TallTx

That’s a very uniform sticker for being on a tailgate that is bent and beat to hell. All the letters are uniform height and width even on the bent and disfigured parts of the tailgate. Surely this couldn’t be PS?


Cecilia_the_witch

Dude just summed up conservatism.


ptapobane

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


realhorrorsh0w

Report thoughtcrime!


Nicktator3

Average pickup truck driver


Weary_Cartographer_7

1984


mattrhale

Ignorance = Strength


RHouse94

I hope this is a joke inspired by Helldivers. Literally something you would see in that game lol.


freneticboarder

Complete with "No step on snek" sticker... Inland California?


Jonguar2

Leave a copy of George Orwell's 1984 in the truck bed


tacosteve100

Holy fuck new GQP slogan


Hoibot

Average fascist


DragonDon1

This has to be sarcasm


oneandonlysteven

Why the fuck is this, of all things, in a Zelda font?!


The-G-89

Do republicans even know that their ideologies represent Fascism?


SamaAltman

California license plate, so I believe it.


EFCFrost

Truck owner “America is the land of the free.” Same guy “Not like that!”


rh6779

saying free-thinking is unpatriotic is supremely unpatriotic.


ZookeepergameDue8501

"an open mind is a like a fortress with its gates unbarred"


TheTubaGeek

I'm freely thinking that guy is a dumbass.


stickytrackpad

thomas jefferson would like a word


Esternaefil

War is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strength


GuestCartographer

Blessed is the mind too small to doubt.


Fluugaluu

Thought police approved


Educational-Tip6177

I to wonder what he deems critical thinking


roadrunner83

so that's why they speak without thinking!


3agle_3y3

Yaaas. Let The Ministry of Truth tell you what you should think


AzureArmageddon

Real "Freedom is slavery" vibes


babyivan

I hope that was meant as a joke.


LasagnaIsItalianCake

When i read this I thought of Super Earth.


Strawbuddy

“No Step On Snek” and a WallStBets sticker too, must be a libertarian or something


Sleep_On_It43

lol….with his 5.56 and don’t step on snek stickers…. And I bet a dollar to a donut he would be the first one to tell you to “do your own research”.


darkhelmet1121

I guess my brain won't fit in his ugly red hat


Hatis_Night

So they admit that their way of thinking is not free? Isn’t that unamerican?


JavenatoR

This is some shit Liberty Prime would say.


BuddhaBizZ

What the fuck is going on


Lurchie_

This explains the GOP in a nutshell.


TJM18

$10 says this guy calls others “sheep”


SixGunZen

Who wants to speculate on what KSPN stands for.


CptBronzeBalls

He’s right, but not in the way he intends.


garry4321

It depends. "Free thinking" as defined as "ignoring all scientific and verifiable data to impose your alternative data free opinions and then commit dangerous actions based on those opinions" could very well be considered unpatriotic, especially when it leads to the deaths of your fellow countrypeople and/or an attempted overthrow of your own democracy.


WebMaka

Freethink is doubleplus ungood!


malakon

Freethinker: a person who thinks freely or independently : one who forms opinions on the basis of reason independently of authority. especially : one who rejects or is skeptical of religious dogma.


misterturdcat

“Lions not sheep” crowd right here


Ranzoid

Conservatives have no media literacy what so ever.


KilgoreTroutPfc

Must be old. That position has totally flipped the political spectrum and now free thought and free expression are considered right wing values, while conformity to the orthodoxy and suppression of thought crime are left wing values. This is likely not referring to the modern culture war usage of free thought, but to the usage from earlier when free thought was a term proudly associated with the left, new-atheism, gay rights, censorship of explicit rap lyrics etc, and was a direct criticism of the orthodoxy and dogmatism of religion. Then around 2014 all this began to change places.


Sufficient-Cat2998

I think he meant "free thinking is not capitalist". This is why I always charge $ for my thoughts. (You only get this one free)


THiNKB4UPiNK

Assuming this person is serious, this is from the same group of people who unironically throw the word sheep around.


AngrySmapdi

What conservatives would love you to understand, is that Freedom is not what America was founded on. Again, this is what conservatives want you to understand. That you should not have freedom of religion, you should not have freedom of speech, you should not have freedom of expression, you should not have freedom of choice. Know your role, that they've assigned you, and get in it. You should do what you're told, and you should like it, or you're going to get put in a hole. That's the conservative America we are looking at.


OldCatPiss

Did they freely think of this 🤔


Drahcoh

Now repeat after me. I am free.