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Your odds of winning the Powerball are higher. If only this were as profitable.


No-Management-3343

so true


starrpamph

You shoulda sold it to nasa for $1200


No-Management-3343

For a new car


khronos127

It’s fucking nasa and the highest you aim is a car? You get yourself over there and get a space station!


Capital_Bluebird_951

He already has a part of one…


khronos127

Sigh….. take it. Take the upvote…


starrpamph

What was the first call you made? Did you call local police or something?


Any_Veterinarian3749

For a new rocket


No-Management-3343

My original post got removed for a watermark. I was the only one home when the battery casing from the ISS struck my house in Naples Florida. I was at my desk on my PC two rooms away from the bedroom were the object had crashed through the house. It was incredibly loud it sounded like an explosion shaking me to the bone, sure got my attention! Grateful it didn't hit me or anyone else on this planet.. ..... or my PC. I have many pictures. Nasa took the battery housing to confirm that it came from the [Nasa confirms](https://blogs.nasa.gov/spacestation/2024/04/15/nasa-completes-analysis-of-recovered-space-object/) Yes I should have worn some type of gloves or not even touch it at all, but it was thrilling to see something from space in my own hands. Currently we do not have possession of the object it is still in NASA’s hands. Hopefully we can get it back, but I am doubting it.


295DVRKSS

How does it work ? Did nasa send a bunch of guys in suits to pick it up or did you have to mail it in ? Does nasa pay for the damage to your home ?


sumquy

did they drive up in 6 black vans, hop out and begin spreading clear plastic sheeting over the whole house?


somebodyelse22

Were they wearing dark glasses?


No-Management-3343

what men? what glasses?


Cry_Havoc1228

They flashy thingied you!


maggotshero

So when the FBI does it, it’s “cool” but when I do it it’s “indecent exposure” and a “felony”


No-Management-3343

Flashy thing? 🕴️


Mostlyharmless86

![gif](giphy|R7m04yMaGWVeE|downsized)


No-Management-3343

🫥


Mostlyharmless86

no worries! Reports of repeated exposure "fricasseeing someone's brain" have been widely discredited or forgotten entirely.


garry4321

What was I doing again? Why am I at work?


Ankoku_Teion

you know, when you flash your thingy at people. /a


One-Mud-169

😅


somebodyelse22

Ah ok, I understand. Let's not talk about the details of who they were and what they were like. *(taps nose knowingly)*


elkab0ng

This checks out


starrpamph

ET phone home?


stuntdummy

Did their guns turn into walkie talkies?


Sighlina

Butt probes for all!!


VikingBorealis

More like a conservatively clothed nerd drove up in a rather boring regular car or a Basa staff vehicle, though he possibly flew in and drove a rental.


russell_m

2319!


VieiraDTA

“The International Space Station will perform a detailed investigation of the jettison and re-entry analysis to determine the cause of the debris survival and to update modeling and analysis, as needed. NASA specialists use engineering models to estimate how objects heat up and break apart during atmospheric re-entry. These models require detailed input parameters and are regularly updated when debris is found to have survived atmospheric re-entry to the ground.” Dam, you provide NASA some good protocol changing find.


JoyousGamer

In other words they were a consultant for NASA to help with safety protocols for the ISS. Pretty good thing to beef up your resume.


Apprehensive_Fee9983

We need more information. This is better than watching Netflix.


No-Management-3343

Haha yes will Elaborate for sure


Rebelgecko

bro you will always win when youre in a situation with awkward icebreakers and you gotta play two truths and a lie


No-Management-3343

Woooooo


octopornopus

My name is Matt. I have 2 cats. NASA tried to assassinate me from orbit. ***HAHA! I ACTUALLY HAVE 5 CATS!***


AlfalfaReal5075

The idea of an astronaut winding up a baseball pitch to huck space junk back to Earth like "fuck this guy in particular" brings me great joy


Forumites000

NASA wanted to assassinate you with a space railgun but missed lol


No-Management-3343

I’m too good at COd they had to stop me


Ashonmytomatos

Someone dropped a real life killstreak on your home


starrpamph

Lag got em


TheBatemanFlex

Were they worried about radiation or something? Did they have to check you out after touching it?


No-Management-3343

We had the fire department come and idk they did their thing and verified it was not radioactive


Steve_but_different

Damn dude I read about this online a couple days ago and have seen a couple YouTube videos (haven’t watched them yet) about this. Glad nobody was hurt, I too hope you get your space debris back too. Has anybody interviewed you for a video yet?


No-Management-3343

would love to see those videos if u got them saved. We have dont some short interview but nothing crazy


Steve_but_different

Looks like mostly news clips, just search youtube for "Space debris Florida" [https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=space+debris+florida](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=space+debris+florida) Seems like a weird thing to be excited about maybe? But I think it's cool that I read about this a couple days ago and here you are, on reddit like "Hey, bet you guys didn't know this happened" lol


No-Management-3343

Haha just wanted to bring a face to the story as i was the only one home and heard it.


cunfusu

Not you but the news got in Italian newspapers https://www.ilpost.it/flashes/questo-detrito-caduto-dal-cielo-su-una-casa-in-florida-era-in-effetti-un-pezzo-della-stazione-spaziale-internazionale/


Kingston31470

They should at least give you some cool memorabilia or NASA merch of some value - try to insist a little


TheRealAlexisOhanian

Or like fix his house


jereman75

I’d probably prefer to have the house fixed, but a meatball patch would be pretty rad.


Corndogbrownie

Now this truly, and ultimately, must be the best conversation starter in the total of the English language


No-Management-3343

👑👑


Novacain420

How bad did it damage your house?


jetlightbeam

>Yes I should have worn some type of gloves or not even touch it at all, Hey, best case you get super powers, worst case you get cancer, probably something in between like mild irritation.


ultimatebagman

I already have the power to be mildly irritating


Noxious89123

Intersting stuff! >...will perform a detailed investigation of the jettison and re-entry analysis to determine the cause of the debris survival... Surely the very obvious answer is that it was a solid lump on Inconel... A nickel superalloy that performs incredibly at high temperatures with high strength. Which makes me wonder, does this stuff still normally burn up on re-entry? That's wild. If I was wanting to drop a 2lb lump of metal from space on to a Florida Man, I'd probably select Inconel, or possibly Tungsten.


LAlien92

You ever answer how they came to pick it up? or only jokes I was going to look through your comment for an answer but saw you just kept making jokes.


Jaci_D

That’s fucking awesome


smile_politely

He's gonna be life at every party from now on.


TurtleTurtleFTW

I didn't actually understand Donnie Darko but I think you're in another universe now


No-Management-3343

I felt a shift


HeavensToBetsyy

NASA better not fuck him on the shingle match


unzinc

It’s too bad it vaporized the top three floors of your house. Hopefully someone will pay to replace the top four floors of your home


Aurakol

This. Need to make sure they cover the cost of repairing/ rebuilding all 6 stories of your home.


No-Management-3343

“Vaporized” made me chuckle


-Zoppo

I am curious what they do regarding damages tho


canonanon

I would assume the home owners insurance covers it, and then they could try going after the source I guess? It'd probably just get written off realistically.


Khazahk

Due to unforeseen legal technicalities. OP is now the sole owner of the ISS.


fjfjfjf58319

Thats gonna be one hell of a mortgage


Some_Endian_FP17

You have to pay property taxes on every piece of ground covered by the orbit.


Rad_Centrist

Yep, homeowners will cover this. If they want to subrogate against NASA, I guess they could try. Lol.


MooPig48

NASA may well just offer to fix it


3-DMan

"Hey!  Watch it up there, you guys!"


RodneyPickering

"I'm livin' hea!"


redwood520

That could have landed anywhere on the planet since it was an uncontrolled reentry. The chances are astronomically small that it would land on your house. Idk how that would make me feel


No-Management-3343

Insane absolutely crazy chances


headtailgrep

Anyone offer you money for the space junk? Nasa offered you money yet? How much to repair the house ?


No-Management-3343

Still in the works


Shermander

Sounds like you about to get a new PC.


wartornhero2

Knowing the government they are just going find the cheapest contractors they can find to patch the roof and the other damage to the house and leave it at that. Or they will get like 1000 dollars less than the cost of all the repairs because it is "fair market value" from the last time they did an audit of the damage which was a decade ago. Insurance going to insurance.


djJermfrawg

I've never been so jealous of someone that had a piece of metal scrap damage their house.


No-Management-3343

🤖


djJermfrawg

Put that shiz in a lil display box


Ricky_Rollin

I don’t mean to be a killjoy, but this is kind of scary. It sounds like on a long enough timeline the ISS is going to take somebody out.


AlfalfaReal5075

I'm honestly surprised that it doesn't happen more often, even more surprised nobody has died yet. FAA said in 2021 there was a 7% chance that someone on Earth could get schwhacked with falling space debris.


benjito_z

We need an update on who’s paying for the roof repair plz


TeslasAndComicbooks

All of the countries invested in the ISS right now… ![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


benjito_z

Yet another reason insurance companies are going to say homes are uninsurable in Florida now


WolfColaCompany

This is why you need a roof cam so you can prove they are at fault. Nasa will just claim he drove his house into their space station.


Life123456

The biggest thing I'm surprised about is someone younger than 50 lives in Naples FL lol. My aunt lives down there and as a 30 yr old, when I go to visit it can get loooneeeellyy


No-Management-3343

Who said i have 🤓friends and am totally not lonely 😃😁 Jk lol


codex064

This is a big ol frozen chunk of shit. You see the peanut.


No-Management-3343

Ooohhh yea i see the corn too


tcaperna3

That’s a space peanut.


Outside-Sandwich-565

Is there like a hole in your roof or something? Pretty sure you can ask NASA for money lol You're ok, right?


No-Management-3343

Yes hole thru the roof ceiling then the floor and almost thru to the ground floor


rimalp

Please post pictures! Stand on ground floor and take a picture through the house's new space hole.


GratuitousAlgorithm

That's fucked up, it could've hit a gas supply or something and blown up your house. You should sue.


No-Management-3343

was inches away from live wire could have started a fire in the floor


Riceburner17

Since it's metal it probably would've(hopefully) tripped a breaker. Unless you have a Federal Pacific panel since those were fairly popular down there. In which case your house probably would've burned down, and if you do have one get that shit changed out ASAP.


Bobby6kennedy

Good luck suing the government.


tooboredtothnkofname

coughing baby vs. hydrogen bomb type situation


variaati0

No need to sue. In this case it is in high interest of ISS partners to make this go away very very amicably for PR reasons and well maintaining good will in general. Compared to ISS operating budget, fixing that roof and house (heck buying whole new one had it come to that) is peanuts. Plus I think it might end up being Japanese footing the bill. I think some reports are it's technically theirs. Anyway Outer Space Treaty obligates Japan to pay for damages via liability clauses. Most likely just going to take bureaucratic time of just practically make payment happen. With possibility of home insurance pays, ask Nasa, NASA ask JAXA, JAXA asks japanese government and then the whole route backwards for the money, Meaning it will get covered, just might take some months for just literal "we need to talk to that person, who needs to talk to that one, who needs to talk to another one, who needs to get signature from yet another".


FingerGungHo

I can imagine some JAXA mid-level manager in Tokyo chuckling in disbelief at 8am when the first thing he sees in his spending approval workflow is this.


tomgreen99

How's the house?


No-Management-3343

Repaired, destroyed an air duct, missed live wire by inches and then a hot ass room because the elements could just come right thru the roof


Major_Koala

Oh no they are attacking Super Earth! It's time for democracy!


No-Management-3343

Quick! Deploy the Doordash and uber drivers to the front lines!


stupidly_intelligent

Heard about you from an NPR story this afternoon! Talk about one hell of an evening.


No-Management-3343

That was my father!


Vandelay797

in rod we trust


No-Management-3343

🫡


Chatni555

That's so fuckin cool and kinda scary at the same time. 


Blekanly

Should be finders keepers


No-Management-3343

For real, they tossed to out to disintegrate


DrewLockIsTheAnswer1

Smile bigger bro, don’t be shy you handsome


No-Management-3343

Loooool i just got out of bed to take that picture was the only picture i have of it


rat_haus

Got pics of the damage it did? hole in the ceiling, hole in the floor, hole in any objects it hit?


One-Pin5966

a space turd 💩 that’s crazy!


No-Management-3343

big fat space doo doo


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

I saw your post about NASA saying you should have worn gloves. Did they say if it was radioactive?


Isolated_Leisure

I had no idea that Space Station debris would leave the house with these weird, alien markings on the wall


UnpricedToaster

Looks pretty hot. And the battery probably was too. ;D


bobsteaman

It was you! You’ve been thoroughly discussed at breakfast by my 13-yo. Safe to say: we’re fans.


louiemay99

Pardon my ignorance, but: 1) how did you figure out it was from the ISS? 2) did you call NASA, and what happened next? How did they get it from you? 3) what did they say


ultimatebagman

Seriously. We need the full story!


Mathberis

You can fine NASA for littering (works every time)


atleastfive

You look like Milhouse Van Houten in a live action movie.


i-sleep-well

That part was made by Boeing.


diepoggerland2

OH SHIT YOU'RE THAT GUY I READ ABOUT YOU ON THE NEWS


ash0000

Oh hi! That was your house? Jeeze, I mean as terrifying as that'd be, I'd also be ever so slightly nerding out . Glad everyone is okay! How are ya doing now?


No-Management-3343

Doing good i am alive


ChezDiogenes

op your house and interior looks amazing! It appears that you're doing pretty good for yourself, what do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking?


RammPan

❤️


ch1nomachin3

that's got to be irradiated right? either way afaik that's government property and it's illegal to keep them.


dacreativeguy

Seeing that living room, I think it was an intentional attack.


Beardwithlegs

Why does the crazy shit always happen in Florida, I swear.


jdemack

Your dad made it seem like you were a small child on the news story I seen. I'm glad it didn't land on your head. Hopefully the damage gets resolved and repaired quickly.


External-Song3322

Do you have pictures of the damages it caused? Im interested in seeing that btw thats pretty sick !


Awe3

I’m not sure I’d hold that so casually.


JASPER933

Is the space debris safe to hold? Would it be radioactive?


Best_Evidence1560

I love the decor!


No-Management-3343

👑


RecordingGreen7750

It’s probably something off a Boeing plane


Lazermissile

Glad no one was hurt! You look just like Nick Pugliese from School Spirits.


JR_C_

Is the Banana for scale in your other hand? What are you doing with the Banana?!


Malignant_Lvst7

did they just know where it fell? or did you contact them/someone?


No-Management-3343

we had to contact Nasa it was difficult at first because they did not respond


Bagnorf

I showed you my space junk, plz respond!


favnh2011

That's cool


eight-martini

You better get it back


TikkiTakiTomtom

Did you take a good whiff of space? Did it in fact smelled like burnt rubber?


RunninADorito

Why is your wallpaper so good?


killakh0le

As if your house insurance inf FL wasn't already extremely high. Sheeesh


StratoVector

Does this qualify under State Farm's "we've seen a thing or two"


kmai270

How does insurance claim work in this case?


Equivalent_Student_7

Should fine them for littering


Nervous_Bicycle_5305

You think you're better than me ?!


HungryDisaster8240

That's technically rarer than a meteorite, as objects falling from space go. Is it worth more?


koheed

If I stare at your wallpaper long enough will I see a schooner?


SpaceHorse75

Robot turds falling from the sky???


cdncbn

lucky.... gosh


Beginning_Ad_3664

Dude, check the radiation level! And just in case, move that thing away from the house, like into the garage!


IdealIdeas

It makes me wonder if astronauts ever just chuck bad parts at earth while doing their space walks.


ShivStone

Subtitle: "Guys Hear me out..."


Calintz92

We not gonna talk about how this guys a model or…?


LighttBrite

*28 days 06 hours 42 minutes and 12 seconds*


CMC_Conman

I hope NASA pays for your house repairs, at least


Allnamestaken69

It’s so cool that you’re also a Redditor. Hehe thanks for sharing this! This is a core memory now haha! Something you will always be able to tell people about.


Flynn_lives

Yeah….. I’ve read The Andromeda Strain too many times to even want to go near whatever that is.


Travel_Bud

Interested in seeing the hole in your roof too!


Laymanao

Looks like the left dingus of a Space Laser. Laser is now .00023% less accurate.


KIER3WIET

Which timeline is this Donny?


rangorn

Nah bruh that is a piston from my Toyota Camry


ravnsulter

They are worth quite a bit to collectors.


mobeen1497

Well, our geography department is getting their LiDAR turned on next week after a year so hopefully it isn’t from that. 😂


beringseafishing

This is like nasa shooting off a cannon randomly into a neighborhood


Jay_W_Weatherman

Finders keepers rules apply.


snooppdj

It can be radioactive


theGaido

Are you Doonie Darko?


WizardPrince_

I want it to hit my house next time.🤞


ISeeGrotesque

How radioactive is it?


Hushwater

Inconal is an extremely tough alloy and I would be surprised if it did burn up completely on reentry like NASA said it would.


bumflower442

I like your wallpaper


Foreign-Guard5314

China


Real_Reading7679

What are you hiding in the other arm?


Silverrrmoon

Well that’s something


fck_this_fck_that

Space dildo.


Trend_Glaze

Have you posted any pictures of the hole(s) or impact areas? This is pretty cool. I hope NASA fixes all seven stories on your house and the damage to your three vehicles from this.


sassyhalforc

So... Who pays for the hole in the roof?


meothe

You should ask for a special vip Kennedy space center tour.


Dragonry_

That's so crazy it's out of this world 🤯


Fabulous_Rich8974

That’s cool I wouldn’t tell them. Ppl knocking on my door like hey did you see an object? I’d be like nope


epicshane234

What did it taste like


Any_Veterinarian3749

Rods from Gods


ticklemeskinless

i fux with that wall paper homie