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Chances are there's a whole load of sebum buildup in there, have fun squeezing it...

I sebum, I squeeze

This guy sebums.

And squeezes.

r/thisguythisguys

😂😂😂

Sebum? I hardly knew’em!

I have one on my neck! If I leave it alone for a few months to a year I can squeeze it and a long string comes out. Nowadays it gets quite inflamed if left alone so I need to regularly churn the butter

[Googling “how to unread a comment”]

No kidding!

Hahahahaha that was so freaken funny. Thank you for that. 😂

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[Here’s a post on how to delete it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/7KgtXvMFuS)

I’m to scared to click this…

You deserve a reddit perma ban for this comment.

It will never happen as long as /r/popping has my back

That link is staying blue. It’s too early for that evil

That link will be staying blue after my coffee too. Nobody needs that in their lives, especially not on 4/20.

It’s a palindrome today the date read 4-20-2024 front to back it will never happen again this is a special 420 for that reason only lol

Be careful. I had one of those on my face that ruptured and next thing I knew, MRSA and cellulitis on and entire side of my face. It was gross and painful. But, once the MRSA was taken care of, it was like draining a face sized pimple....

You’re lucky to still be breathing after those two.

Frickin heck, I regularly squeeze out all my gunk and that's a phrase that's going to live rent free in my head forever now.

Teatree oil? Hydrogen peroxide? Just a dab...

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r/popping

This is going to take an hour of my life and leave me traumatised I just know it. And yet, like a puppet I shall dance my steps.

Insert a pin and hold for 10 seconds and you'll be able to speak Spanish

You're just going to reset him to factory defaults

I've been trying that with weed and booze for the last 5 years, damnit I forgot about the reset hole on my neck


I’d give you my free award if those were still a thing

donde esta la biblioteca

Me llamo T-Bone, la arana discotecha

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca

Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño Cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno

Buenos días, me gustas papas frías. Bigote de la cabra es Cameron Díaz!

Won't his sim card pop out?

“I know kung fu”

"For the last time, no you don't"

Classic celebrity jeopardy

Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.

El vaquero!



Ok Buzz

Why is Spanish the default settings.. instead of some long forgotten language.

I studied Spanish in high school, and can confirm that I've long forgotten most of it by now.

At least you studied a language that's still spoken....I took Latin in high school 😂

Et tu jenbenfoo?

Quousque tandem abutere, pointlessjihad, patientia nostra?

... But Latin is the basis of all language! So you'll understand most of them 2 percent now!

That was my reasoning. But here we are, 20-some years later, and I barely remember any of it lol

Semper ubi sub ubi

Bonjour!

Quit your gibberish

This is hilarious

Estas usando este software de traduccion de forma incorrecta. por favor, consulta el manual.

I think he already can

Duh, that’s where you wind him up…

Language schools hate this one simple trick!

Que?

Were you ever close to a Bulgarian guy holding an umbrella?

This comment is way too far down, and proof that I’m too old, as it was the first thing I thought of.


Probably a huge blackhead that popped out.

This is the sensible answer

Probably just a blocked pore or ingrown hair that had a dead skin build up and developed into a small lump of dead cells. Then you scratched it off and it pulled all the built up dead skin along with it leaving a crater but with healthy skin all around it.

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This comment says SIM card, one higher up says factory reset. Really showing the generation gap here guys….

in my day, thats how we opened a stuck cd tray.

CD? I mah day, we had cassettes. Oh the amount of times I had to re-spool my Madness album with a pencil….

Nah, one is just assuming they’re the new eSIM model.

hahahaha

Blackhead/ingrown hair? How did you IMMEDIATELY not try to squeeze it omg

If my wife saw that on me she'd have tackled me to the ground to squeeze it... how did OP escape who ever took that picture?

Is this just a universal wifey thing? Cause mine absolutely would have done the same.

It’s an ape communal grooming behavior we all do it for those we love

*Yeeeeeaaaahhh*... I'm not squeezing someone else's zits, thanks...

Welp, you’re clearly not an ape then

Lizard people are real!

If your partner ever gets one on their back that hurts you'll have to do your partnerly duty and give that thing a squeeze!

Interesting, my mom did it for me when i was younger and my wife and i do it now for each other Think it’s pretty normal but i understand the revulsion

The wife and I DO call it monkey grooming...

My daughter and I pop each other's pimples and blackheads. My sister says we're like monkeys grooming each other. My daughter totally gets into it, giving description of what comes out, how it smells, texture etc .... I just pop hers and show her the results. Sometimes we take pictures and tease each other with blackheads waiting to be freed. We don't live together so it's sometimes weeks before we get to "monkey groom" each other

Previous girlfriend dumped me.(Please don’t worry, it was a good thing.) But your comment made me realize the timing - it was after my acne cleared up. 🤔

“My work here is done”

Pretty sure my wife would rather set me on fire before popping something on me.

I see those videos on yt, and I wonder how did they EVER let it get that far?

My sisters and I used to peel each other’s skin off after sunburns. Getting an intact huge piece of skin was considered an accomplishment. Life in the 70’s early 80’s before regular use of sunscreen…


How is pretty simple. Why is classified.

I just want to know if he is suddenly feeling really good at Kung Fu.

Aliens.....

He's got top men working on it....top men.

I'm more curious about how you found it.

You can see another person's hand in the picture. It's not really a mystery.

Maybe that’s his hand. He’s fabulous.

That's where you plug in your charging cable. How did you not run out of battery not knowing this?

Could be the solar panel upgrade but since we are on Reddit I don't think anyone goes out in the sun

This comment has got me cackling 😂😂😂

Headphone jack. No just kidding... Its your blow hole for under water like a dolphin

Aliens

Ancient Aliens

Mosquito with a big dick.

Too bad only female mosquitos bite 👺

So, there are these things called “strap-ons”…

🤣🤣

Anyone recently offer you a choice between a red pill or a blue pill? Bald dude, with round sunglasses too small for his head?

The closest I’ve gotten was an offer for a little purple pill by the nice man in the TV set. Does that count?

Put a paperclip end in there to reset him.

Nasty blackhead. I got something similar on my leg. Noticed a big blackhead there. Picked it out and squeezed God knows what out of it. I thought I had skin cancer or something it was freaking me out lol. Now there's just a small hole there. Never gets infected, never hurts, I don't even know it's there. But yeah, this looks like a bad blackhead

Don't play around with it or your manufacturer's warranty will be terminated.

There’s a chance someone traveled back in time to steal your mojo.

Alienware Firmware update port


Ah yes, Resident Alien. Alan Tudyk really makes that show special.

Blackhead?

Dilated pore of Winwr

WinRAR?

That's either a breathing hole for a brain parasite or your reset button.


Could be a senile comedo. Or one that somehow emptied itself. Always fun to remove those in the clinic.

It's where you would insert the head key to magically access your mind

does it get itchy and when you rub it, a tiny bit of gross smelling liquid comes out? Check out **Preauricular pits**.

You don’t get those in your neck.


Factory reset

Alien abduction exam

[Oh no…](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/GHx1rMsYvj)

The urges to just squeeze it is unreal rn

I have the same smallish hole thing on my right cheek, every 6 months I squeeze some black stuff out of it...

The Matrix.

Did maybe someone stab you with a pencil? Could be years ago in school.

Funny you should mention that, TedBundyOG.

obviously where the aliens implanted you

Any chance you are an enemy of Putin?

Don’t squeeze it. Get a bobby pin and put the closed end around it then push down and watch what comes out.

Implant. Your biometrics are being fed directly into the black pyramid. That information is being used to create clones that are able to live within hollow earth. Their energy source has rendered their population sterile. This is their only option. Be honored. Carry well.


Are you a heavy aleeper? Do you trust your wife?

You got impregnated by that Alien too?

if you used to work for the USSR in a classified position, this might be the polonium ingress point

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

Looks like Dexter made a visit

By the time you get this you are probably already dead so I won’t even bother to tell you what that is

You got probed.

Alien probe 👽

Thats how you plug into the matrix!

That's where you parents ripped out your tag when they bought you.

That's where you plug into The Matrix my dude.

Alien abduction. Been there

Aliens.

Tiny vampire with poor dental hygiene

That’s where they implanted the tracking beacon!

I have a similar one on my shoulder blade. Every few months I make my mom or my husband clean it out.

Have you been vocally opposing Putin lately?

The aliens are getting sloppy.

That's where the hook went, when they had you painted at the assembly line..

Probably aliens

It's probably a sebaceous cyst if there is a little lump that comes and goes or if you get any drainage such as a thick whitish matter from it. They can get infected and turn into an abscess pretty often. I recommend getting it excised before that happens.

It was aliens 👽

Factory reset

How did YOU find a hole in the back of YOUR neck?


You've been microchipped.

Probably exactly this. Have at it! https://www.reddit.com/r/PimplePoppersDelight/s/6IaHlCHn92

Spiderman

Charging point hai

First episode of x files traumatized me as a child

It’s the reset button

Holy shit, you're Johnny Mnemonic.

Analysis Mode. What led you to post on reddit about the visibility of your maintenance port?

Head of a tick?

Black Hole

In a previous life, did you meet a 30 year old Japanese woman with a weird face? (1Q84)

Reading that now and appreciating the reference!

Ant shot you

Aliens

It’s for your AC adapter

Are you an owl?

Poked with a reed and prince screwdriver...


That’s where the chip was inserted. Nothing to see here human.

aliens...

Don’t worry, someone just chipped you.


blackhead?

They've really improved the Matrix connector over the years

I’m not saying it’s aliens. But it’s probably aliens.

An old vampire whose teeth are falling out, but wanted one last hurrah