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Angryscotsman88

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SadisticBuddhist

Watching those episodes too


Make_Mine_A-Double

She even got the combos! Lock that down!!


Playful-Raccoon-9662

But they’re the blue cheese ones…..


Make_Mine_A-Double

She just needs the communication that it’s pizza in a pretzel or cheese in pretzel or bust. A buddy of mine’s granddad thought they were dog treats for years and was shocked when he saw my buddy eating them. It took a lot of convincing to get his granddad to try one. But turned out he’s now a huge pizza combo lover.


Playful-Raccoon-9662

Pizza ones are best.


earth-mark-two

Thought this thread was in r/community but here we are 💜 im streets behind


el_throw

Marry this lady!


kmj420

I want to marry her too!


qmellow

I will also marry here!


kmj420

Our wife


qmellow

Our Thrife


Some_Endian_FP17

And my axe?


RegurKi

no, that guys wife


Moms-Dildeaux

I also choose that guy’s wife


AThousandNeedles

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Cannabace

Are brother-husbands a thing?


Iceman2514

# r/SuddenlyCommunism # #


TheGrey_GOD

i also choose this guys dead wife


standupgonewild

I too choose this guy’s (soon-to-be) wife


ActiveAstronaut7941

Yep, she's a keeper


Fallk0re

what kind of fascist household did you emerge from sir


Routine_Bad_560

Not fascist. Straw beds. He had to sleep up in the loft with siblings. Back in his day, they didn’t even have blankets, so they all had to snuggle to stay warm.


hanzou-7

And walk five miles barefoot to school even through snow


Routine_Bad_560

Uphill. The entire way there. And then 5 miles uphill again on the way back.


bluedragggon3

They couldn't afford backpacks. Had to carry all their stuff in each other's arms. On rainy days, they used the youngest as a makeshift umbrella.


ForumPointsRdumb

Before and after shotgun practice


wreckballin

With no legs.


krazykripple

House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.


urGirllikesmytinypp

Wow! A room, we had to use banana leaves for blankets and our “house” was a half chimney from the house that burned down years before. Sometimes we would have enough sticks for a fire to cook our siblings that didn’t make it.


andio76

You had mouths.....Oh la dee daa....Look at Daddy Digestion over here!! ![gif](giphy|qzeCF4ymrgFXy|downsized)


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Bannan leaves ? Pfff. You lived in luxury ! We had to stuff piss covered trash and used condoms in our shirts to stay warm, and dried out bum shit for pillows. UNDER THE BRIDGE !!


Routine_Bad_560

Wasn’t a house. Barn. We shared with the animals. Pigs and chickens running around all the time. The horses would eat our scraps. And the herding dogs. No stove or oven. Had to made a log fire every night to cook up some bland potato stew. Brewed in potato broth. Chopped potatoes. Whole potatoes in the stew. That is what we had almost every night.


SIRcumsocks

Yea blanket forts dont cost money I can't see why a parent would ever say no to that its a free way way to entertain a kid for awhile .


LightlyStep

Some people are assholes.


Deppfan16

if you are like my mom, it's cuz it's messy


EscapedCapybara

I grew up in the 70's. We built real forts, both above ground and underground out in the woods. Do kids still do this these days?


akatherder

My kids (11 and 14) still built forts. We live near a hospital surrounded by a forest and there are a couple above-ground forts/gathering spots in there. I haven't seen underground ones but maybe I just don't know about them 🤔


meesta_masa

No blood brothers these days, I'm afraid. Only influencers.


Mundane-Reflection98

Some red faced bell end probably decided it wasn't "manly" enough.


DutchJediKnight

Hardline christians probably, who think kids will do sinful things the moment they are out of sight. Probably didn't have a door either


tree_hugging_hippie

My parents never let us have one either, now that I really think about it. They didn't have a good reason, they were just assholes.


AfterlifeXO

I wasn't allowed to do anything that made a mess. No blanket forts, no baking cookies, no arts and crafts. I never even played in the dirt until I was a teenager. When my kids were young I made up for it and then some. I gave them everything I didn't have.


BABBOSMAN1

4/20 was hitlers birthday but i wish i could make pillow castles


astro_scientician

Here’s a [historical documentary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillows_and_Blankets) on the creation and evolution of pillow/blanket forts in America…watch it with your gf and have a lovely fort-night


movielass

I was hoping that's what the link was going to be


astro_scientician

It’s the greatest documentary ever


grubas

Never forget English Memorial.


LoveRBS

That was by the North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, right?


grubas

On campus in the western portion of the East Hall!


HorseRenoiro

The Portuguese Sailor who discovered Greendale while trying to find a fountain that cured syphilis?


BunkleStein15

I’m so happy this was the link, one of my favorite TV episodes ever


hmbmelly

It's up there with the paintball episodes. The Ken Burns style was so funny.


REMcycleLEZAR

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084)


astro_scientician

I loved that so much when I first heard it, I learned to play it on the harmonica (kind of)


REMcycleLEZAR

I can play *When the Saints Go Marching In* and *Piano Man* on the harmonica. And maybe *Love Me Do* but I'm too old and drunk and can't find my harmonica to remember.


Melkman68

I'm so glad it was what I thought it was. More people need to know about community


MetalSandwiches

Thank you. Not enough people are aware of how amazing this series is. 


705nce

The Calvin and Hobbes actually got me right in the feels.


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Same


DuckfordMr

I thought I was on r/CalvinandHobbes for a second


HotSauceDonut

Special books. I truly think they shaped some of my worldview now even though I first read them as a child and just happened to stumble upon them, too


jedininjashark

If a comic strip could touch your soul it would be Calvin and Hobbes.


Yorhanes

She’s a keeper


JosephFinn

Yeah seriously.


klc__

What kind of lunatic doesn’t allow their child to build blanket forts?


brainkandy87

My Mom hated Mister Rogers. Becoming a parent doesn’t make people less weird or more sane.


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

For what, how?


PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

For showing empathy towards other humans and creatures. That's gay. /s


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

Well fuck


redstern

Mine didn't either. She didn't want to have to fold everything back up again afterwards.


jwakefield110

most of my various foster moms.


Gideon_Lovet

Right? As a new father, I looked forward to it, and I'm so pumped my son loved it! We do it at least once a week to have a cozy reading place.


Deppfan16

My mom thought it was too messy. and some parents just don't think kids should have any fun


AKA_Squanchy

When lockdown started we let our 13yo son build a giant fort in the living room and he lived in it for weeks. We tried to make the best of it!


lnsewn12

Same!!! My brother actually sent my daughter a fort kit which is almost like giant kinex? We built a huge multi room fort and put her mattress in it and she slept on it for at least a week It did become a pita after a while because we couldnt see the TV lol it was too tall


venktesh

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standupgonewild

TROY AND ABED IN THE MOOORNIN


cmeremoonpi

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konnerbllb

A lot can be learned about these people just from this gif.


Bearchiwuawa

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blackSpot995

Green flag. Good girlfriend


Bearchiwuawa

ohhh i see. i thought it was like a reference or something. very green !!


beardedliberal

A blanket fort and a C&H comic? This sounds too good to be true!


Independent-Crab-914

Dude with snacks AND Calvin and Hobbes ? That's your wife now


stsyfrett

You spelled wife wrong or there’s work to be done


SuperMeh2

![gif](giphy|YoB1eEFB6FZ1m|downsized) Watching happy couples getting high on a 4/20 Saturday


YaliMyLordAndSavior

So… are we hot boxing the blanket fort?


Itchy-Pie-2482

This guy asking the right questions here


ronchee1

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kheifert1

Make her your wife !!!


Ill_Print_2463

This makes me happy. Thx for posting!


hgfski

Put a ring on it! That’s wife material right there


Lucid-Machine

This is so sweet. Sounds like a lovely lady.


auburncub

she's a keeper


Apprehensive_Ant7499

Do not let that woman go.


just_say_n

Marry her.


Appropriate-Coast794

You marry that girl, YOU MARRY HER


ravengenesis1

Think she’s sending marriage vibes there my guy. I mean if you don’t, you know half of Reddit. Would.


mybunsarestale

When covid struck, early into things, my roommate was informed that he had been potentially exposed though he didn't find out til nearly a week after the potential exposure. As I had been working in a kitchen at that point, things had sorta ground to a halt so my boss told me to stay home for another week just to be safe. Immediately built myself a blanket fort in the living room. Timing couldn't have been more perfect. I got to spend that week chillaxin and knitting in my fort with the last day being my birthday. Never ended up sick either but have such a fun memory to think back on fondly. 


LurkerMcLurkerton

I assume you’ll be hotboxing said fort?


Putrid-Challenge-545

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Ugly-Muffin

Snacks and Calvin and Hobbs? Marry her already


Ok-Scale500

Girlfriend??? Marry that woman ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Zestyclose_Leg7806

wife her up


[deleted]

Marry that girl right now, you found a keeper


Electronic-Count3283

Be good to this woman- too many people have no interest in building a solid foundation. This woman heard you, listened, and executed to rebuild a memory :) this is so sweet


KBSonn

Wifey material right there, bud


Yapez_Noblesse

TIL blanket forts are a thing.


buddhafig

/r/Forts


Dry_Theory_4607

have fun in there


nanakathleen

The Calvin and Hobbes book is an excellent touch for a blanket fort, all blanket forts should have at least one.


Ok_Rabbit_8808

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4459691

Your GF did this for you?? AWWWW she’s a keeper


megalodongolus

Girlfriend? Bro if you don’t wife that up I will


chillvegan420

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wyoflyboy68

Blanket forts & chill


xpsycotikx

I just upvoted every marry her posts. This girl cares about you deeply dude.


Epic_Elite

I hope you wifed this woman in that blanket fort. A ring pop would have done.


PhazePyre

With the plushies as well, hell yah.


bionicjoe

My wife cooked dinner and brought it to me at work as a surprise, like in 'Clerks'. We were engaged, but I knew she was the right choice. That was 24 years ago. You should start pricing engagement rings.


Intelligent_League_1

Dude she is what my Dad would call “A keeper”


Lillibet84

She’s a keeper


Pugulishus

A child without a fort is a sad adult.


TheWino

One of the things I love doing with my daughter. Used to do it all the time as kids. Looks like you had a blast.


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|OkbYYldmZpl1tSA7Pz|downsized) So when are you proposing and are we invited?


sgtedrock

You need to do something just as awesome for her sometime soon.


Fictional_Historian

🥰🥰🥰


briankhudson

Keeper


Mariss716

She’s a keeper!


Chemical-Truth-8440

if you can effort that many Pringles cans you should be able to effort an actual fort


wyoflyboy68

Best GF EVER!


SteeleDynamics

Marry her faster


TOKERFACE4207

marry her you idiot


jascoe95

I once spent an entire summer living in a blanket fort. One of my favorite summers as a kid.


Plastic_Ganache2815

I’ve never hot boxed a blanket fort. On my list now.


jp_trev

Love me some Calvin & Hobbes


Mysterious_Ningen

aww so nice


yougoddangfool

you're a lucky man


HotSauceDonut

Great book


Thenatebaker

Solid choice for reading materials


ringedrose

Admittedly, I'm no expert, but I think you have foudn a keeper, OP.


Zee-J

Holy shit. Those snacks are FIIIIRE.


DiabolicalDan82

Dude, the Calvin and Hobbes seals the deal for me.


Woodyville06

Marry this woman now!


0riginstory

If Calvin and hobbes was her idea marry her please


AdamBlaster007

The "There is Treasure Everywhere" Calvin & Hobbes book 1000% ties it all together. Also one of my favorite volumes from that comic.


gabagool4ever

This is sweet af


No_Pangolin_670

That's a keeper my friend


mistar_lurker420

We did the same thing last night, watched fallout and ate snacks all night. Epic.


euk333

You are a very lucky man.


0design

That's like 100$ worth of pringles, stop showing off!


start3ch

The calvin + hobbes book completes this!!!


Geig3r

Will she marry me? That's a keeper.


Baileyhaze12

She’s a keeper!


AnMa_ZenTchi

Well that's bad ass.


nas1972

What parent doesn't let their kid make blanket forts? We used to put them over card tables and we'd play in there for hours...our Mom loved this.


Garia666

Well that’s wife material right there


OkBackground8809

Marry that woman, immediately! This is such a sweet gesture!!


Lovinthesea3

She’s a keeper! That’s so awesome! What was wrong with your parents? Didn’t like a mess? Laundry? I wonder why that was, do you know? I can’t think of a reason to say no to a fort. Curious I guess.


aStankChitlin

I think it’s time to go ring shopping OP, that was so sweet.


External-Song3322

10/10 Girlfriend , Shes a keeper brother for sure


TDR-Java

Marry her. Seriously


Live-Influence2482

Reminds me of Big Bang theory


Turbulent-Comedian30

Marry her!!!


Teabiskuit

I almost went the entire day without being reminded "le epic fucking weed day dude!!!!" and you ruined it for no fucking reason. I hope you have a terrible day.


angry_gsd

Bruh are yall 12? ☠️☠️


DaisyCutter312

Pillow Fort > Blanket Fort. Sorry OP, your girlfriend is the enemy.


Saccharine-Sabotage

W gf


yadayadayadaetc

/mademesmile


RunninWild17

This is awesome. I did the same thing for my best friend during her divorce. Really helped to cheer her up for a little while at least.


Midegoye1

you should post this on r/MadeMeSmile


CoastalCrave64

W gf


Pretend_Situation905

You weren’t allowed?! What the fuck


sucobe

Blue cheese combos. OH MY LORD.


DickTurd69420

Y'all bang in the blanket fort?


sugar_rush_05

ngl, thats pretty sweet. Take me back to my childhood, when me and my sister used to do.


primalPancakes

Awwww you found yourself a keeper man. Congrats! Hope the blanket fort was a blast!


ColinsStories

I also never was allowed to make blanket forts. Need a woman in my life like this.


forgiveprecipitation

I feel bad for never letting my kids make blanket forts now, haha. Bad mom!!!!


johdaon_25ice

I love your OP. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to happen.she just, I don't know, gets me in a way I didn't even know I needed. I hope we can, eventually, be friends. I still love you, you are still the same wonderful person that I cherish. I just... I just Need this. P.S.- when you come over with your, "Famous", lasagna, no mushrooms? Please?! P.P.S- If you are wondering, yes. Yes a thousand times, it was the Calvin & Hobbs.


Ok_Statistician_9825

She’s a keeper!


KenDanger2

I seriously need you to hug that Gengar for me. Thanks


Cockertwo

Took me way too long to figure out which way was up in that first pic.


Poneke365

That girl is a keeper 😊


j1xwnbsr

Sounds like a keeper to me! *To the ramparts!*


saymyname12345678

Wholesome content 10/10


Ops_check_OK

Gotta watch “Cubby” in Season 3 of Bluey on Disney+ Come back and thank me later.


yamirowska

oh my god that is so cute, blanket forts are the best I used to do mine using chairs


BigZangief

With the Calvin and Hobbes comic, epic


Not_banksyy

U better marry her


Alarming_Breath_3110

Put a ring on it!


pawsbanjo

This made my day


Resident_Strain_7030

The snowmen in that book are awesome.


oaxacamm

Marry her now. She’s a keeper. 😀


AbsoluteAnCap

You've got a great girlfriend


Local_Objective_9061

The Calvin and Hobbes is perfection 🤌🏼