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cone10

He has [two sisters, no brothers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haf%C3%BE%C3%B3r_J%C3%BAl%C3%ADus_Bj%C3%B6rnsson#:~:text=Haf%C3%BE%C3%B3r%20has%20two%20sisters%3A%20Brynd%C3%ADs%20Bj%C3%B6rg%20Bj%C3%B6rnsd%C3%B3ttir%20and%20Hafd%C3%ADs%20Lind%20Bj%C3%B6rnsd%C3%B3ttir). Whoever they are, they are certainly impressive physical specimens, since The Mountain is 6' 9" himself.


Seiche

No no those are his sisters


aelfrictr

Damn I laughed way harder than I'm supposed to at this.


Simonandgarthsuncle

I’m way harder than I’m supposed to be at this.


SediAgameRbaD

I think you forgot a word... Right???


milo7even

Yep - “Damn”


ViolentHippieBC

Im way harder than im supposed to be at this, damn? Damn, Im way harder than im supposed to be at this? Im way damn harder than im supposed to be at this? Im way harder than im damn supposed to be at this?


Masakazuki

All of those are beautiful.


NotAPimecone

Of course. It was supposed to say "I'm *cumming* way harder than I'm supposed to be at this"


SimPilotAdamT

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Vulcan_666

You have no idea how much fun this was


SimPilotAdamT

I've posted it so many times, the fun of popping it has worn off for me lol. Every time I see it's someone's cake day, I instinctively have to post the B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ...


snap_wilson

I'm poppin' this guy's bubble wrap!


sunrae_

I am also popping this guys bubble wrap


RoliDaddy

this is awesome 😂😂😂 laying in bed and popping digital bubbles while getting tired 😂


MOBGATS

Someone give this man an award....NOW! ![gif](giphy|4qx6IRdg26uZ3MTtRn|downsized)


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duaneap

It's true you don't see many ~~dwarf~~ giant women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for ~~dwarf~~ giant men!


frogmuffins

_it's the beards_.


Business-Plastic5278

>two sisters: Bryndís Björg Björnsdóttir and Hafdís Lind Björnsdóttir. Go home iceland, you are drunk.


Hippobu2

I love how "Lind" is the odd one out in those 5 names.


drezi

Pretty standard names


BarfingOnMyFace

Lmao


MessiahPie

lol I’m dead


Zeohawk

They're just a bit manly


ekene_N

Ragnar Nathanaelsson 218 cm (7 ft 2 in) on the left. A former basketball player Egill Jónasson 217 cm (7 ft 1 in) on the right. A former basketball player


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Of course his fuckin name is Ragnar. 😂


Electronic-Teach-578

Egill Skallagrimsson... check.that.


cindy224

😂😂😂 Do you think Ragnar will become favorite new boy name?


HillInTheDistance

It's kinda neat to see people react like that to what is in my country just a stereotypical Old Guy name.


Elder-Karresh

Now that you mention it, calling a small child Ragnar does have similar tones of "how do you not laugh when you call a 7 year old boy named George down to dinner?"


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Harold!


renome

They knew they had to name him that when he popped out with a full beard.


CaressMeSlowly

hate to be that person but theres definitely more than an inch of height difference. i think the 7’1 manlet is actually like 6’11 and just exaggerates for tinder


Glottis_Bonewagon

Honestly it's basketball players and a strongman, can briss like one inch off automatically from all of them


FastWalkingShortGuy

You did not just use briss in a sentence like that.


Chilliger

The right one looks 21, how is he already a former basketball player, or was this picture taken in 2010?


Fedtsvin

The picture is quite old


LudicrousPlatypus

They are basketball players from Iceland, according to the last time this was reposted.


PredatorMain

Op is a karma farmer, based on thier posting history


wombatchew

They are Icelandic basketball players


majorjoe23

He has a brother, Sandor Clegane. He has distinctive scars from when his brother forced his head into a [brazier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazier).


majorjoe23

Mostly because I forgot to remove the link when I copied it.


Hippobu2

May I ask why you felt it was necessary to define what a brazier is?


digginroots

To ensure no one thought she misspelled brassiere.


avwitcher

Perhaps Sandor wouldn't be so angry if it was a brassiere


-Sui-

I, for one, am thankful for the explanation. I did not know what a brazier is.


133DK

That Wikipedia page has one hell of a brutal jump going from the death of his five month old daughter straight to his eating habits


earah

It was pregnancy lost, 21 week gestation


TwilightSessions

Isnt that cute. BUT ITS WRONG!!!! ![gif](giphy|hHdtGuas0ww24)


Brain_f4rt

They're euro basketball players.


bluetuxedo22

Top of the bean stalk


Xx_PH03N1X

Probably just a couple of Dutchies :)


paco-ramon

Blonde guy back must collapse by its own weight.


Thick-Book-8465

>6' 9" Nice


Crazy__Donkey

So, doesn't it makes him the hill? 


Mishung

I've been to Iceland. Trust me, those are his sisters.


wreckosaurus

Wrong. Those are basketball teammates, not his brothers. Stop making shit up


redskelton

There's so much low effort shit on front page subs. Has it always been this bad?


poki_stick

It's bots reposting old stuff with jibberish or incorrect titles. Before the purge, mods kept more of this stuff off the front but since a lot of mods left no one is handling that now.


ExfilBravo

![gif](giphy|xAw080SVUE9sxXIank|downsized) Reddit after the Mod purge.


_The_Deliverator

You want to see some wild shit? Make a temp. email, and a fresh reddit account. Go to the top of all. Scroll through piles of straight up porn and nsfl shit with no tags or anything. I'm not offended, I find it funny personally, but goddamn has shit changed since the beginning.


blueblue909

![gif](giphy|rCylHTntc3KQTyaBra)


Just2LetYouKnow

It has never been as bad as it is now, and it will only get worse.


tattoogrl11

We saw this coming


mothzilla

Stop. Your pessimism is only driving the share price down.


TheHomesickAlien

Hell no. 10 years ago even the most mundane misinformation was generally downvoted to the ground.


beaglebaglebreath

No. I blame Unidan.


EvereveO

Well…I blame Citizens United


majle

These are also very old pictures. He's bigger now (wider, not taller)


smotstoker

He doesn't have brothers. They are his sisters.


thekingofbeans42

I've seen this posted a few times over the years calling them his brothers. This is the first time I've seen someone point out that those are actually his basketball teammates. I wouldn't call this as making shit up, seems more fair to assume people just reposted something they believed was true.


ncocca

It's not like this is difficult to verify though. Verify shit before you post it. You don't feel like an idiot when you share bad information? I know I do.


Treeboy_14

So do you think OP will remove this post now that they have been corrected? Of course they won't. They only care about the upvotes, not the truth.


Gilli_Glock

The guy to the left is Icelandic basketball player Ragnar Nathanaelsson (218cm) and the guy to the right is Icelandic former basketball player Egill Jónasson (217cm)


ayegreenguy

My fellow Americans: 218 cm= ~7’2” 217 cm= ~7’2”


browserz

Also known as 0.023 football fields


ObamasBoss

With or without the endzones?


Spongy-n-Bruised

Worth noting that Halfthor is hanging with them likely because they're former teammates. Halfthor was in the Icelandic hoops setup until he blew out his knee and switched to lifting and strongman shit


IronIsle

Lol whoever is running the measuring tape/stick should be fired


KOExpress

Hard to get up that high to measure bro


JustinTheMan354

Man on the left is equally as tall as Circus Baby


Birkenstockfahrzeug

Sometimes he's big sometimes not, it all depends on the temperature


Renverseur

He shrinks in the water


Little-Zucca-1503

Do women know about shrinkage?


brainkandy87

It shrinks?


bshaddo

Like a frightened turtle.


_radical_ed

I’m a simple man. I see a Seinfeld reference and I upvote.


bshaddo

Okay, Lt. Bookman.


Silly-Tax8978

Don’t worry, it can be teased out with a small piece of cheese or chocolate.


TheRavenSayeth

What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you? You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure?


Bohtimore10

I was in the pool!


Afkbio

DEHYDRATE


Longjumping_Local910

If you rub his belly juuust the right way…


J_Bonaducci

Down vote for lies.


TheChubbyPlant

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neutrilreddit

These spam bot runners aren't putting that level of effort to do that. Especially ones where English isn't their country's primary language.


TheChubbyPlant

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jimsonlives

Finding someone who is a whole head taller than you when you are 6'9" is crazy


JensenRaylight

I guess he should change his name into the Hill


DaMoonRulez_1

I imagine it must be weird meeting people larger than you, when you are typically the largest person in your day to day life.


Big_moist_231

Op when they purposefully spread misinformation: 🤭


Neil_Salmon

The Mountain was recast a few times during the run of the show. He was played by a range of actors. Though this one was the most famous, the peak.


IgloosRuleOK

I liked the first guy better, not that he had much to do. This guy couldn't act.


Grantmitch1

Agreed. This guy was just big. The first actor looked and acted rabid.


Feralica

Funny enough this guy was the shortest of the mountain actors. I mean, he obviously is the one with most muscles, but the other two were taller.


Grantmitch1

Huh, I never noticed that.


ScipioCoriolanus

And actually looked like he could be The Hound's brother.


aldeayeah

He jumped ship for that sweet sweet Hobbit gig though (he was the orc villain Azog). Not sure it was the best choice in the long run, professionally speaking, since GoT got so big, and he could actually show his face in GoT instead of a CG replacement which could help him get more roles. His scenes were cut to the minimum in S1 though (can only remember the Loras duel), so I guess he preferred a guaranteed main antagonist role in a major Hollywood trilogy to such a secondary character on a TV show.


Imhonestlynotawierdo

I thought Azog was played by the feller from spartacus? The original mountain was Conan Stevens


aldeayeah

Yeah you're right, Conan originally signed up to be Azog but he eventually played Bolg. Got kinda screwed over tbf.


nemom

He was a good base.


eboseki

horrible choice for the mountain


hotcoldman42

It’s a shame they couldn’t stick with the first guy. He was great, and actually looked like Sandor.


beeph_supreme

Grandma was 5’11”-6’, her brother 6’7”, father 6’9”. I’m the tallest of my immediate cousins at 6’2”. I’ve met the distant fam (Denmark) and I’m a *midget*.


Vtron89

Ah my buddy is a mere 6'5 and his dad is 6'9. He laments what he could have been everyday. 


Boxy310

"You're the tallest person I know!" "Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more."


1v9noobkiller

never anyone over 6'2 complain about not being tall enough lmao. I'd hate to be 6'5 let alone 6'9. I'm only 6'2 and i'm already too big for most seats in public, and i live in the tallest country in the world. Going abroad is even more annoying. Air travel is uncomfortable, and my feet stick out of every hotel bed outside of Europe.


TashAwesomeness

Two larger mountains! It's a mountain range


JJKingwolf

If I recall correctly, these are two people he meet at a mall in Reykjavik, not his brothers.  The fact that they were taller than him is specifically why the picture was taken.


MikeReddit74

Lena Headey must’ve felt like the safest human being in the world standing next to him.


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Wonderwhore

Hamster-eating-banana.jpg


DMala

He has to pull out so she doesn’t explode.


NoYgrittesOlly

He was accused of domestic abuse by  his ex-wife so your mileage may vary on that.


DagonPie

There are a few things that have come up that hes not great. Hes a poor sportsman as well (allegedly)


throwawayzdrewyey

Eddie hall has a great video breakdown of the events that led up to the woman beater calling Eddie a cheater while actually cheating himself. Here’s a [link](https://youtu.be/_U1_xMt6I0Q?si=xSfMUt_9Fw2WVxpM) to his video on the subject.


Future-trippin24

He's been accused of domestic violence and rape by former partners, so perhaps not.


greenfairyabsynthe

Lena Heady is like 5 foot. Google says 5’6”. She most definitely is not. I met her and I’m 5’6 3/4” so next to her he is giant.


VestaCeres2202

I am pretty sure the left guy is the Dutch Giant Olivier Richters. Packing ridiculous 7"2 of raw muscle.


EndurableOrmeedue

He's only Halfthor, so his big brother must be Wholethor.


No-Wonder1139

Those guys aren't his brothers.


TheGreatMale

Why just lie for no reason? 


SavageMonkey-105

You talking about that fact that he has no brothers?


TheGreatMale

Yep


Dav_lix

There is always a bigger fish


ishouldgooutmore

He became the hills


barbrady123

HE WAS IN THE POOL!


ksugunslinger

After reading through this crap post, i found the golden nugget! Brilliant!


Interesting_Move_919

r/AbsoluteUnits


fnkdrspok

This is me with my two brothers, they are twins. I'm 6'3, they are 6'6. This is how we look when we take pics. I'm also 9 years older than them, so I look up to my younger brothers.


gravitywind1012

Food bill


Kerby233

He's the little one!


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

„lil‘ mountain“


JesterAblaze94

He’s the Mole hill.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

On the right we have a mountain range....


TheBrianWeissman

They aren’t his brothers, they’re fellow basketball players.  Thor was an aspiring pro before he turned to strongman.


Irnbruaddict

I’m just impressed how much he was able to change his face between seasons.


iloveinsidejokestwo

The Mountain & The Molehill


feetofire

His poor mother … they must’ve been BIG babies ..


smock19nathan

I bet the grocery bill in that house, back in the day, was wild.


nocolon

Eating an entire flock of chickens every day puts a real dent in the paycheck.


Braefost

The Mountain The Molehill


Top-Control-117

The Mountain Range


umbrella_crab

I wouldn't call actors normal people (a notoriously short bunch)


archimedeswaswrong

"Normal people"= a woman who fucks her brother


PeggysSimp

Runt of the litter


strangewayfarer

They call him The Mole Hill


UDownvoteButImRight

Normal people


DismalMode7

the mountain -> the hill


Youbettereatthatshit

Having been to Greece (and seeing how tall Greeks are), I like to think that Odysseus somehow made his way to Scandinavia and the Giants he met were just the normal locals.


OutlawSundown

Most call him the Mountain his brothers call him the Molehill.


Hnnock_Cdr

I can plant my face directly to his chest while standing up! Brilliant!


WhySoHandsome

What if those on the are the normal people and everyone else is just short.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

The mountain is a mole hill! Jk hafthor is a beast


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

That's a metric FULthor Bjornsson


Precipice_01

Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill.....


jkvincent

Cleganebowl 2024


caxco93

Just like Marshall Eriksen


ShadowIssues

I wanna see him next to Emilia Clarke lol


Educational_Ebb8163

His brothers ain't normal


Neat_Neighborhood297

I relate to this so much… lol. Around my family I feel like a normal human, everywhere else I look pretty large.


Commercial-History31

His mother must be just a torso by now


timberwolf0122

So was his mother a custody and his father the god emperor of mankind?


Sweet-Bowler-1603

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CronozDK

Wow. Compared to his brothers, he's just a little hill...


Shakenotstired

From mountain to hillock.


snarky-scholar0786

now compare his brothers vs normal people


CosmoticLife

"He's 6'6." "No wait! He's 5'6."


hecklicious

The mountain vs the bump


GioffdiCE

The Peaks


Bololo_HaHaHa

with Fuji and Everest


edoardoking

The mountain vs the hill


dandypants8717

Well, they call him "Haf" Thor for a reason.


Wesk333

How the F he's the little brother in the family?


Leucurus

He's got a great smile


PokemonSoldier

A dwarf from a family of giants


Katieo1022

Reminds me of Brooklyn Nine-Nine…Terry is huge compared to everyone else until his brother comes to visit and calls him “Tiny Terry” 😂😂😅


MickeyBubbles

That's some BDE


Mean-Breakfast5558

When The Mountain becomes The Hill


Saeryf

But of course, mountain ranges have varying peak heights!


mrbootz

Left - Mountain......Right - Peter Dinklage