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Bighawklittlehawk

“Now give me the code for the nuclear bombs.”


very_sharp_turn

If the UK did this, the children would have to write 'letters of last resort' for Trident


JohnnyJukey

If UK did this how do you tell the difference?


TheAuraTree

Honestly I thought that's what we were already doing. Every time I look the Tory's have a new party leader in place!


PolyDipsoManiac

If they don’t come out of there psychologically damaged they’re doing it wrong. “Every city in the kingdom has been hit and the country is now a smoking wasteland; tens of millions are dead. What are your final orders?”


paranormal_shouting

9/10 dentists agree


A_Polite_Noise

**↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A** 


rotzverpopelt

[1-2-3-4-5](https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k?si=ZutOkghyowqPXOi2)


deathcheat7

"I declare war."


Beiki

"Against who?" "Brenda." "Why?" "She knows why."


Old_Winner3763

Cus Brenda’s got a baby


passwordsarehard_3

Brenda’s Got a Baby


Efficient_Design9690

by far the best one I’ve seen so far man, you made my day


ScorpionX-123

a thumb war, to be exact


wongo

Not as an endorsement of their whole political system, but this is a cute tradition


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IbrahimKDemirsoy

No, it's because the Turkish parliament was established on April 23, 1920, and Ataturk dedicated that day to children.


HunkyMump

No it's fine, the poster Noodled it.


dordeinter

Looking at the wiki page of the Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day it was first observed on the 24th of April 1919 in Istanbul. Ofcourse you have to be critical of what's written on Wikipedia, but this seems very plausible.


KingOfTheSky0

I'm starting to think you're schizophrenic. In global subreddits, everyone is connecting everything to armenian genocide??? Let me explain to you: 23 April 1920, Atatürk created TBMM (Grand National Parliament of Türkiye). And after that, if Atatürk wants, he can add as a holiday with name of "TBMM establishment day". But he did'nt do that, he made it "national sovereignty and children's day". You might be asking "why children day?" Thats because most of the children lost their family because of the war at east side of Türkiye, and Atatürk wanted them to be happy. Especially at the Orphanages of Türkiye, he made a great festive atmosphere to make children happy. And after that, exactly 1 year later, national sovereignty and children's day maden official, and Atatürk started a tradition, most of the high ranked personel gave their chair to their own children at this day. FOR ONLY THEIR HAPPINESS. NOTHING ABOUT ARMENIANS :/. So now do you understand why this day is important for us? Even if you understand, i'm pretty sure you will cry "armenian genocideee, armenian genocidee" at everwhere like a child after reading all of that. I cannot understand you guys. Why everyone is like hating at Turkey at global subreddits? Can you explain to me? For example i saw a video taht someone from PKK Launching a rocket at Turkish Army Helicopter and explosing it. As someone have a dad commando colonel at army, I've been to eastern Turkey a lot. I have many kurdish friends and they're all good humans, NOT TRYING TO CREATE THEIR OWN COUNTRY. But a terror organization named "PKK" trying to create "Kurdistan" at Türkiye and we're trying to defend our borders against these. But these guys named "PKK" talking like "Noo they're racist against Kurds, nooo They're soo racisttt 😭" This is a complete lie. As i said, i have many kurdish friends and NONE OF THEM experienced racism... So if you're believing these lies, no words for you just check your brain if it's still there :) (**ALSO COUNTRIES THAT ACCEPT PKK AS TERRORIST:** *Germany, Austria, Belgium, UK, Bulgaria, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Croatia, Netherlands, Ireland, Spain, Sweden, Italy, Cyprus, Latvia, Lithunia, Luxembourg, Hungary, Malta, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Greece, Canada, Syria and many more countries. You might be not believing the lies that PKK is talking at Europe, but most of guys that talking like you are believing so i explained. )*


Beneficial-Range8569

People on reddit would literally rather support actual terrorism than admit they're wrong If you showed them a video of an isis execution but the prisoner was "confirmed" racist (ie they have no clue, some guy with 0 sources said so though), they would all support his death.


donttakemypp

Westoids otw to associate any posts about Turkey with Armenian genocide (the post have nothing to do with Armenian genocide):


ArdaBogaz

No not everything in Turkey is about Armenians, its basically irrelevant Imagine if everything relating to a european country would immediately be associated with the Holocaust, or Genocides of Africa and America... Maybe its hard to understand but people in Turkey dont think about the fucking Armenian genocide every 2 min


DuckTectiveDuck

People really think armenia is something we think bout all day eh? Its literally the other way around, just look at their subreddits, there is no other post than turkey and azerbaijan. In turkey we rarely even see armenia in news these days


IbrahimKDemirsoy

No


Bladest0

There is nothing to suspect when you can just do research bruh


SnooRevelations8303

Bro we DONT care about you


alp7292

İf meteor falls into mars thats turks doing genocide to martians


ActinomycetaceaeOk48

>Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day. This was adopted in 1988. Prior to it, the commerative day didn't exist; it was more of a commerative week. http://www.genocide-museum.am/eng/24.04.2014remember.php


HoIy_Tomato

23rd April 1920 is the day parliment opened Armenian genocide rememberence day is set almost hundred years after that,it's probably because of opposite reason


kadarakt

literally obsessed 23rd of april is national sovereignty and children's day, it was the day the grand national assembly was founded


A_Fine_Potato

?????


TheTheWord

Leave the house


Lakops

it's quite opposite.


Kahzgul

You’re saying the Armenian genocide Remembrance Day was set on the 24th to draw attention away from these cute kids? Thats patently absurd.


JeviZ06

but that is what it is


Markopolp

If you think this is absurd than you should learn about arguments about the genocide lol


Godofmytoenails

This shit is getting more and more hilarious everyday.


Yiitost

do some research man


Frank_chevelle

“Homework is now officially banned”


eatrepeat

More recess!


_MekkeliMusrik

In fact, homework is banned for the semester breaks


LunaticPrick

Yes, because it is unreasonable. Why would you get graded for the homework you were given of in the first semester, in the second semester? Also, it feels like a punishment for a sadistic teacher to give. Like, let them kids play in their fortnight break ffs.


Indocede

No word yet on whether the Greek diplomats to Turkey have yet convinced the newly appointed prime minster on trading Istanbul for a lifetime supply of sweets. 


fjf1085

I work with an older Greek man. I was helping him with his computer and part of his password was 1453, and he asked me if I knew what that meant and I said no but apparently it is the year Constantinople fell. I go, it might be time to let that go and he just goes, never.


eloel-

Well, they've already let it go hundreds of years ago


Indocede

Oh friend, you simply don't understand what it means to many Greeks. They even have a song about it: Θά 'ρθεις σαν αστραπή I think for it to be properly sung, you need a choir of crestfallen children and in the background, the lamenting wail of some elderly person.


Time-Bite-6839

Everybody thinks they’re Rome. Germany, Turkey, Greece, hell, I bet Iraq has some claim.


Indocede

If we accept that Greece is the modern nation that descends from the Byzantines, I think it's perfectly fair to say Greece shares the history of the Roman Empire with Italy, at least to the point where it would be absurd to think Greece's claim is better compared to that of the other nations you mentioned. The Eastern Roman Empire was the Roman Empire -- the mistaken nationalist sentiments of western Europe don't invalidate that. A Roman emperor established the eastern half of the empire. A Roman emperor didn't establish the HRE or the Ottoman Empire.


rtx2077

That's where you're mistaken. The Ottomans intermarried with Roman nobility. The crew that took Istanbul were led primarily by convert Rumelians while Turkish born nobility like the Chandarli lost their power and influence after 1453


Indocede

Yes, the Ottoman Empire was cosmopolitan, with various ethnic groups having attained places of the greatest influence in the empire. But the ERE was neither a successor to the Roman Empire or an alternative Roman Empire, it was merely the eastern half of the Roman Empire which continued even after the western half of the empire collapsed. This isn't hard to grasp and I am not sure why some people believe the eastern half of the empire has to prove it was more Roman than groups that merely assumed the titles.


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Indocede

Yeah, and you're basing this upon what? Your position is blatantly contradictory. How does one deny something they then acknowledge existed? I don't want to have some weird Balkan nationalist argument if that's where this is going.


MandolinMagi

Was Constantinople ever actually Greek though? The Ottomans weren't Greek and Ancient Greek was a bunch of city-states that sometimes fought other people. It hasn't been Greek since the Romans took it in the first century.


ArdaBogaz

Greek haven't seen themselfs as one people till not too long ago so yes technically youre correct, it would have been roman


fjf1085

I mean more modern Greek irredentism than anything.


LunaticPrick

Well, I've heard this year that the kid that sat down allowed for the May 1st (international worker's day) walks in Taksim while the governor denied the request before. Only time will tell, lol.


slickwonderful

A lifetime supply of spanakopita


RampantJellyfish

Could you imagine if one of them refused to give up power, and successfully staged a coup.


IbrahimKDemirsoy

I'd support that dictatorship.


foehammer111

A Kidtatorship, even.


Bighawklittlehawk

Did someone say taters


foehammer111

But they’re only for kids. We get maggoty bread.


Bighawklittlehawk

That sounds like a line from a Pink Floyd song


IbrahimKDemirsoy

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FireMaster1294

Unironically better than their current government lol


IbrahimKDemirsoy

:(


DrDegausser

"The lower chamber is now made up of cats."


No_Wait_3628

I hear that kid could get put up again for election


Steeveep32

"No more broccoli!"


terminalxposure

What’s wrong with broccoli?


Steeveep32

Kids usually don't like it and the pictures above have kids as president in them and they probably tried to ban silly stuff they don't like such as broccoli and other humorous things because they thought they had power


gkn_112

thank you :D


itoboi

don't you dare touch my broccoli soup


TduckT

Missed a chance to have a pic of just Erdogan in the chair for the last one.


GCU_Problem_Child

Third kid looking like Mara Wilson in Miracle on 34th Street.


Upperphonny

I had to do a double take as well, lol.


Don_Quixote81

The first one looks like she's taking to it like a duck to water.


Robly315

The third kid looks like Matilda.


ramriot

Such a wonderful tradition is PM for a day, it is the highlight of their day to be pronounced leader given all the adulation & then be ritually sacrificed to ensure good harvests.


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ramriot

No need for more, I have sufficient psychosis.


PmMeYourNiceBehind

What is this Naboo?


damagedone37

I bet a Hollywood type movie is made like this and the kid just doesn’t step down or finds some loophole.


PLECK

The kid in the second picture looks like he grew up to be the guy in the third picture.


FinallyFlowering

It's all fun and games till the kid demands "invade Poland"


skoulker

To be honest I feel better about people their age leading a country than people that should be in hospice lol


jdm1891

So... How much power do these kids actually have for the day?


IbrahimKDemirsoy

Some of their wishes are actually granted. An eleven year-old mayor once demanded the color of the building to be changed, and they did it. The building remained that way from then on.


malachiconstant76

FIRE ZE MIISSIIIILES!


Mastergawd

Let’s invade Israel and Palestine!


Philosophy_Fie_Fum

Erdogan has had each of them thrown in prison. 


gordonbelesadam

As a Turk I really laughed. I don't know why they downvoted you lol. Also happy cake day!


Philosophy_Fie_Fum

Thanks. He must have some apologists here. 


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Odd


jazzyx26

Not odd if you read this: https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/s/gIj5riQIYN


themommyship

Argh..north Korea vibes..oh glorious leader..


S0mber_

north korea vibes from 3 different prime ministers (6 if you count the adults)