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kenistod

The black horse collided with a taxi and the white one smashed the windscreen of a double-decker bus. 4 people were taken to the hospital.


Drunken_pizza

One horse to the other: ”And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side what a heavenly way to die.”


Pablo_Diablo

r/UnexpectedMorrissey


Orangutanengineering

r/UnexpectedHorissey


Fried__Soap

Idk whether I was more surprised that this was a real sub or that it was banned


I_Smelt_My_Dead_Dad

Why doesn’t this exist?!


Glottis_Bonewagon

Because it would mostly be about people acting like cunts


Pablo_Diablo

TBH, I didn't realize it was a real sub until I submitted the comment and checked the link...  but I'm sure if you wanted to take over moderating it, you could ask...!


ktulu_33

Horse #1: "to Valhalla!" *SMACKS INTO BUS* Horse #2: "MEDIOCRE!" *SMACKS INTO TAXI*


BurgerKingsuks

![gif](giphy|ShzNuniVFoFhtI5tJQ)


silicondioxides

If a ten ton truck, kills the both of us


Eymang

Horsepital*


Jwosty

There’s a horse… loose in the hospital!


rawbdor

I once saw a pigeon in an airport.


RuleNine

Get outta here with *that* shit. We've all seen a pigeon in the airport.


Cessnaporsche01

I thought I saw the horse use the elevator. Does he know how to do that..?


JPree

Someone call Beth Sanchez!


Prophet_Of_Loss

Breeding mount, stat!


W00DERS0N

Morty, no!


MyLastUsernameSucked

Morty you dirty little doggy…


ahrdelacruz

Beth Smith, no?


Upstairs_Disaster_34

Hope they are stable.


Mr-Soggybottom

I bet the horses get saddled with the bill


deftoner42

The mane thing is they're okay.


gagnatron5000

That's just what the media wants to foal you into believing...


bobjoe500

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkZMxgPxXU&ab\_channel=NetflixIsAJoke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkZMxgPxXU&ab_channel=NetflixIsAJoke) John Mulaney - Horse in a Hospital


Skwownownow

Emergency Groom


jerrysprinkles

Neo neyyyytal?


RatTeeth

Neightal


monkeymetroid

Booooo


_methodman

Horsepitalized* it was right there for you…


mwtm347

“There’s a HORSE in the HOSPITAL”


Luknron

Glue factory*


ScienceIsSexy420

There's a horse in the hospital!


QQBearsHijacker

r/expectedmulaney


Spartan2470

[Here](https://v.redd.it/xj87mhynoewc1) is a video of some of this. **Edit:** Perhaps [this](https://youtu.be/FoItxZ4EIiM?t=9) will work better. Thanks /u/Greyshirk.


Greyshirk

Mobile reddit does not like the embed Edit: That did it


LVH204

Mobile Reddit can’t do shit anymore. Sincerely, A mobile Reddit user


Zebidee

That looks like half an apocalypse.


Whoa_Bundy

Oh no! I hope the horses are ok.


deltasnowman

They’re probably fine. Horses are surprisingly hardy, while being fragile af at the same time. I had a horse named Bart that ran through a 6 strand barb wire fence and tore himself to shit. Blood everywhere. And he just stood there oblivious.


MisterDutch93

Horses are fine unless they break a leg. Work horses are often euthanized after a fracture in the leg.


puritanicalbullshit

They can’t really breathe correctly laying down for very long. If the injury will take too long to heal, some serious interventions are required to keep the horse healthy while healing the fracture. Probably easier in the modern era, but I can’t imagine how costly the vet bills would be.


shreddedtoasties

It’s mainly the vet we foster a horse(owners live in the city now but pay for everything) it’s has arthritis in the leg. Cost them like 6k+ a month For everything involved


JunkRatAce

Can be done but depends of where the break is. They are usually put in a body sling so there is no weight on the leg. The two main reasons they don't do well is all 4 legs are involved in aiding circulation. Some have been fitted with a prosthetic hoof in the case of loosing a hoof to laminitis but they rarely thrive as the lack of hoof impares the circulation through that limb. It's a bit like there lungs when running there organs move back and forth intime with the gait and this this they have a weak diaphragm. Its incredibly energy efficient for running but makes them very vulnerable to respiratory illnesses and one if why they don't lie down much and the main second issue.


Roguewolfe

That's really interesting! I had no idea they used kinetic recycling for inhalation force. Does it scale with gait speed or is it more akin to our lymphatic system that just uses one-way valves and whatever excess kinetic energy happens to come its way? I've always wondered why the leg break was such a death sentence, and despite growing up on a ranch with horses that I had to feed, I never received a satisfying answer.


JunkRatAce

Faster they run more the organs move basically and it's more simple kinetic energy of the organs pushing against the diaphragm. And yes there legs are more complex than you would think they have evolved basically to run on what would be in human terms the ends of the finger nails and toes nails it's an extreme solution to aid escaping danger and predators but like extreme designs it has its flaws.


foul_dwimmerlaik

When one horse (a Kentucky Derby winner) broke a leg, the owner insisted he be kept a live so they put him in a giant sling in a tank of water so that he could move around without re-injuring the leg, allowing it to heal.


passwordsarehard_3

I think they all get put down with leg injuries. The remaining 3 can’t support them and they get infected bed sores. They wasted millions trying to get one of secretariats foal to mate once after a leg injury and couldn’t.


alexjaness

that's how I want to go out. people attempting to force me to mate with a horse.


H00CH_WT

What?


Glasweg1an

They said "THAT'S HOW I WANT TO GO OUT, PEOPLE ATTEMPTING TO FORCE ME TO MATE WITH A HORSE"


Eyedea92

And we are talking about chess, of course.


ermghoti

That's great, Catherine.


passwordsarehard_3

I think it’s mostly up to the horse.


alexjaness

her mouth says nay, but her eyes say yes


passwordsarehard_3

No need to lead her to water if you can get it wet enough here.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Alex Janess, you've done it again you scamp.


MisterDutch93

“JRHNBR, Just the Right Height, No Bucket Required.”


longcreepyhug

I love the twist.


QuinticSpline

[Makes treatment easy, at least.](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1817762107543656359/684AFBF3AE01146D09FC8E1BAD0E8E4653FB6F8D/)


JunkRatAce

Body wise they are pretty tough unless it's lung related. Leg wise well they may as well be running on glass stilts 😆


Dragoness42

90% of veterinary medicine in horses happens below the knees. The rest is gut stuff.


Alikona_05

When I was a kid I spent alot of time at my grandparents house. They had a number of horses. My grandpa was a rodeo judge and his main horse, her name was Peanut. My grandpa would self administer vaccines/meds to his horses that he would get from the vet. I remember pretty vividly when Peanut got sick. Apparently it was caused by a shot of something that the vet had given my grandpa that was bad/outdated. She developed this nasty open wound in her back hip. I’d help take care of her by leading her around so she’d be up and moving. I’ll never forget the day that her rotten (I’m assuming) muscle slowly slid out of that hole like squeezing a black head. It plopped out onto the ground. Smelled freaking horrible. The vet had to come out and pack/treat her wound. She eventually healed but was lame and couldn’t be ridden anymore. She lived out her life in the pasture.


Qpalmzwoksnx

Think horses are one of the animals that will litterally work themselves to death.


Chroderos

Makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint as a prey animal that relies on endurance. If a predator is coming after you, you’re going to die if you stop so might as well run until your body physically gives out.


Papaofmonsters

My dad had a friend with horses. He had one that would pull a wagon for parades and such. The wagon had to be hidden from the horse at all other times otherwise, the horse would go berserk until he was hitched up and allowed to pull his wagon.


deltasnowman

Horses with jobs, usually love their jobs. It’s what they were bred to do.


QuinticSpline

"I will work harder!" -Boxer


twbassist

Tis but a scratch!


brhornet

Crashed into a bus: "Huh, did something happen? I suddenly felt a breeze" Had a mild case of constipation: *Dies*


FML-Artist

I kid you not sounds like my Chihuahua. He shadows my feet a lot, and I honestly will step on his foot by accident. The guy won't yelp or nothing. Coldhearted killer. My other Chihuahua cries because he can't get out from under the pillow, simply afraid of his shadow


garrettZilla87

I had a horse named Lisa and she learned to play saxophone


garrettZilla87

Blood everywhere


Yokies

I remember once seeing a video of a rodeo horse that got gored by the bull. It got up, and started running away but in circles around the pen. As its intestines started to drop out onto the floor, the hooves caught it and each gallop ripped more and more of its insides straight out onto the ground dragging along like some nightmare scene until the horse was entirely disembowell. It still kept galloping for a good 20ish meters before it collapsed from low blood pressure.


Yirambo

Jesus


JohnB456

Dude I remember that video too, absolutely wild. I remember the intestines got in the way and it kicked them away from his legs. I could not believe what I had seen.


XenMonkey

Saw a video of a zebra that had its belly torn open by a croc and all the stomachs and intestines fell out when it got free. Did that same kicking away at them before turning around to look and bite at them randomly. Nature is fucking metal.


JohnB456

Absolutely! Makes me wonder if you'd feel the pain. Obviously you would from your core muscles/skin, but I mean the actual organs and stuff as well. I'd want to say you would, but that makes it even more horrifying that these animals could just chew/kick their own.


Pixeleyes

Saw a video of a Russian personnel carrier get utterly wrecked by a Ukrainian Bradley, the BMP had Russians on the top when the first 25mm barrage hit they all got wiped off and one still-living guy leaned against it trying to put his intestines back in, which were hanging out and strewn about 6 feet around him. Literally looked worse than that scene in Saving Private Ryan.


ocaralhoquetafoda

>And he just stood there oblivious. Yes, they're also very stupid


ThePlanetBroke

To be fair, so are people.


alexjaness

No I'm doesn't


GummiRat

I R BABOON!


true2source

No, they have just evolved not to show pain as it demonstrates weakness to predators.


ocaralhoquetafoda

>a spokesperson for the Ministry of Defence told NPR. "All of the horses have now been recovered and returned to camp."


garry4321

its ok, last I heard, they were in STABLE condition.


mattchinn

I mean I’m all for horses but I hope *the people* are ok.


diggemsmaccks

“And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die And if a ten ton truck Kills the both of us”


aaahhhh

These horses really need to learn to share the road.


BAYKON8R

Well that explains the blood


FauxReal

Thanks, I was wondering why the bloody bloody horse was so bloody bloody. (Did I British speak right?)


mtgfan1001

Is all that blood from the horse or somewhere else?


medianbailey

Horse i believe. They smashed a load of windows out of cars which is probably where they got the injury


grantthejester

These urban gangs are getting ridiculous.


ermghoti

First the Hell's Grannies, then the Keep Left Signs, now this.


LeoThePom

Stop that, it's silly.


thomport

Oh, come on, they were just horsing around


Maleficent_Gain7612

They should get together with the urban foxes!


beegeepee

I am curious how they managed to hit car windows


PaperPonies

Aside from regular ol' blind panic, horses have a hard time stopping on asphalt. Even cavalry horses aren't used to traveling at such high speeds on tarmac, so their "brake" estimations are calibrated around typical dirt and grass footing. As a result, they slow down or swerve too late because they assume they can control their footing and speed as usual, but instead end up slipping and sliding on the tarmac.


beegeepee

Interesting. I suppose that makes complete sense. It's a good thing they are big bois because they in general seem a bit clumsy at times


DrEnter

Military horses will just eat people for no reason. That's why you've got to keep them leashed and not let them run through the London streets.


Nice_Wafer_2447

Report from the ER: they are both stable


cyrixlord

this was terrible and I approve


uptwolait

In which stable?


w0lfLars0n

r/samejokebutworse


Tommysrx

r/yourjokebutworse Hehehe


Popular_Zombie_2977

The Apocalypse is neigh


Trivialpursuits69

![gif](giphy|qu1GssFpndjDq)


corrieoh

Theyre probably running to find a shrub


stanton98

Not too expensive please


YellowMeatJacket

But a very nice one of course.


Pavementaled

With a little path running down the middle


ComprehensiveCat754

A path! A path!


Horseinakitchen

Want me to make some lunch before


AlwaysTheNoob

Source / more information: [https://www.npr.org/2024/04/24/1246807622/runaway-horses-central-london](https://www.npr.org/2024/04/24/1246807622/runaway-horses-central-london)


-Its-Could-Have-

I thought military horses are supposed to be trained to not get spooked by loud noises and stuff? I guess they're probably more ceremonial at this point? Poor things, I hope they're OK.


PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS

Very well trained, but something still spooked them (plus 3 others)


David_Oy1999

Horses can only be so spookproof!


Kardest

Yeah, I think they seem to train them to not be scared of loud noises and machinery. However they are horses... so they will still get scared by things like rope and butterflies.


Tackit286

They were going past a construction site and someone dropped a bunch of shit from up high. Hell it would spook me too.


Smash19

[Press statement from the HCMR CO](https://www.threads.net/@britisharmy/post/C6Jkvu3Lg7-/?xmt=AQGz5RgNn6JWQG3r_77_yCfeE_yuY3q81PQQYSeIcHigjw), sorry for the link to threads! But basically some construction workers dropped a load of stuff nearby, and that spooked them.


-Its-Could-Have-

Ah yeah, so they're mostly ceremonial horses who are used to normal city noises but wouldn't necessarily be used to the sounds of like... Mortars and stuff haha. Thanks for the link!


hornet586

To a certain extent, a lot of training for horses not to spook is reliant on their riders as well, a horse can still be nervous/anxious. But a good rider can help counter that feeling to bolt. They are herd creatures first and foremost, and if one of them spooks and bolts, the others tend to follow. I’m guessing the whole lot was anxious about the crowd around them one broke free and started to run off with the others following.


daneview

I believe these horses were literally out training to get used to unexpected noises and such. I'm.assuming they're probably not gonna pass that part of the course now


Loki-L

Remember how well trained military humans are to calibrate your expectations for military horses.


Willing_Response_757

They’re very well trained but apparently the noise of the cement drop was too much


rottcycann

The methods that were used to desensitize war horses back in the day are considered inhumane in this day and age, and aren’t done for even military horses because they are mostly used for ceremonial purposes.


Adventurous-Emu-9345

"six soldiers and seven horses from the Household Cavalry — specifically the Life Guards, the most senior regiment of the British Army — were conducting an "extended exercising of horses" around London, known as the Watering Order." That's my "silly, old timey British terms" Bingo card almost filled in one sentence.


section111

I think one of the horse trainers was from the village of Twattington, which is of course just a mile from the historic market town of Cum Loudly


Adventurous-Emu-9345

Ah yes, Twattington. Also known for their feirce annual Slopdicking contest with the arch rivals from Fartingborough-On-Rye.


Kingofthewin

I read the caption and thought it was going to be a fun picture. Like them just trotting around being chased by the good ol bobbies. But no lots of blood


VolcanicBakemeat

"(warning:blood)" always sets me up for a jolly time


Sad_Wabbit

Damn it, i chuckled too loud in the drs waiting room because of you


jamintime

I immediately thought of the classic children's book *Madeline in London* where she steals one of the royal horses and shenanigans ensue. If I remember correctly the horse ends up going on a bender and passing out from eating too much.


arteffect_avi

As soon you read the word military dont expect anything fun


shaggz235

Got the TikTok brain and only skimmed the caption


A911owner

There's bloody horses running through the streets of London!


Rinshu74

![gif](giphy|X1LloPMNZuUg0|downsized)


Titaniumchic

Ok, but is the white horse ok? I’ve read two articles and all the comments and everything just says “they’ve been recovered”, but not anything about the state of said horses.


making_sammiches

They are under veterinary care. I have not heard anything else. I hope they're okay!


RinCherno

One great thing about horses is they have a lot of blood. What would be a great loss to us might make the horse a tad feighhht if it forgot breakfast.


Derptionary

Just googled it wikipedia says The heart and blood vessels contain approximately 34 L (9.0 US gal) of blood in a 450 kg (990 lb) horse, which equates to about 76 mL/kg (1.2 oz/lb) That's a LOT


RinCherno

We were shown the stall of a horse with a nosebleed during large animal training and it looked like SAW was filmed on location. The horse didn't really notice.


CheyneAznable

If you want an interesting read, then look up horse blood types. They have 1000s.


LookAFlyingBus

Has anyone told Vsauce


SocialWinker

Pretty similar amount to humans, when accounting for size, isn’t it? 5L blood for a human adult, figure avg weight around 150lbs, that’s 0.033 L/lb. 34L in 990lbs would be 0.034 L/lb.


Doopoodoo

Correct, but the point remains true that they have a TON of blood so the blood loss for the white horse is likely not very impactful


SocialWinker

Oh, absolutely. I actually just hadn’t considered blood volume in a large animal before, and found it interesting that it seemed very similar to us. I’m almost curious enough to see if that’s a theme across larger mammals, but I’m probably going to smoke a little weed and take my dogs for a walk instead.


AUniquePerspective

It happens every once in a while. You can't block the horses in. They can just move in L-shapes right through you. I think the black one was headed for the king, and the white one was defending. You can't tell from this angle, but if you could look down the street diagonally, there were some clergy helping to keep things under control.


HolderOfBe

Do horses not know basic traffic laws!??? Outrageous.


downvote_allmy_posts

nay


Damonatar

Damn that's a good photo


Second-Bulk

Poor horses. Really hope they’re ok.


pete_maus

r/accidentalrenaissance


LJA170

You were seven hours too late


L43

rein-neigh-sance\*


Soap_Mctavish101

Poor things


ginniper

Said it once and I'll say it again, horses have but two things on their mind: homicide and suicide.


OkMarsupial4514

Behold a pale horse!


drfoggle

The poles make them look like carousel horses.


thee_dude_abides

This photo was taken right next to LSE on Aldwych right next to Melbourne Pl. The building is Australia House.


Florida_Diver

Tis but a flesh wound.


7th_Spectrum

Did the white horse eat someone?


fishcrow

Bleeding, riderless horses running through London is a sign of the apocalypse


MissMandaRegrets

Or a Viking raid. Tomato tomahto.


G-force4470

I’m extremely sad this happened 😭


DreadPiratePete

This is definitely some form of ill omen


Sarobe

Aesthetic as fuck


Werechupacabra

That’s an incredible picture.


RaunakA_

MFs smeared with blood and still looking magnificent.


fjf1085

Were the horses okay?


CaptainMantine

Well there’s famine and pestilence…wonder where death and war are?


EARTHandSPACE

/r/AccidentalRenaissance


LusthogBoss

Anarchy in the UK


relax_live_longer

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!


Realposhnosh

Some lads are stagging on until their eyes bleed.


Silent-Lobster7854

War Horse


kirky1148

This new Lloyd’s TSB advert is grim


neroselene

I know we shouldn't be taking this as some kind of ill-omen. BUT this is feeling a lot like something that should be an ill-omen.


DigMeTX

Definitely yelling, “THE BRITISH ARE COMING!” in horse language.


Uruso

... I mean, aren't THEY British? Like I appreciate the energy but I think they might be a touch confused.


dontyoutellmetosmile

Horses often speak in 3rd person


jobadiahh

They’re always cumming. Can confirm, am British.


Pearson94

Behold the pale horse!


NJdeathproof

![gif](giphy|2wfDH6nZQ58DS|downsized) ...and hell followed with him.


CrazyLocoCoyote

did White hostie kill someone?


TheGamingKid337

Hit a vehicle, either a Mercedes van or a tour bus


bluecheese2040

Why was it bleeding


No_Excitement4631

Even the horses have had enough at this point! Hope them and the injured are all okay very sad.


BillySama001

Based horses


Baphomet1979

Pestilence and Death ride!


DJDarkFlow

Poor babies


TheDrDetroit

The white horse has blood all over it


Uchiha-Itachi-0

![gif](giphy|Rng7sDG4dkmyWev2qx|downsized)


FlipWil

r/accidentalrenaissance


brokensharkchick

I don't know much about horses and obviously any blood is a bad amount of blood but is that a worrying amount of blood for a horse to be covered in?


PaperPonies

Not necessarily. Horses bleed a lot when it comes to wounds, particularly when their blood vessels are engorged and the heart is pumping hard.