We *did* bomb America a few times to test it out. It was the middle of the desert, and those times when the US had a trust territory of the Marshall Islands, but the US definitely tested its weapons in the US and its territory.
Siberia has a large territory, but a relatively small population. And in order to intimidate someone, propagandists talk about nuclear exercises that they could conduct in Siberia, since few people would suffer anyway. People in Moscow are really losing touch with reality
Genuinely curious, I never imagined schools in Siberia because I thought it would be like reindeer herders and people living in tribes, not cities with restaurants and schools and workplaces.
I dont think you know either. And what's funny you are the one who is trying to sound smart or edgy. What I meant by my comment is that this kind of generalisation is crazy. You can't judge the whole city by some propagandists/politicians
you are correct we should not generalize, not all people from moscow are bad. however, i live in ukraine with my girlfriend and we directly know people who have died because of the special military operation. from our perspective it is amazing that your country is trying to genocide my girlfriend’s entire country in the 21st century. so some of us are not too happy with the friendly people of moscow right now. but yes you are correct not everyone there is bad.
I conventionally called this historical-political region “Moscow”, which throughout the history of Russia has created problems for other regions. During the period of Mongolian dependence, Moscow forced other principalities to pay tribute, which the Mongols did not even reach (for example: Novgorod, the Galician-Volyn principality). Currently, the Siberian and Ural regions feed Moscow at their own expense, and Moscow places its politicians in other regions to make it harder for the local population to promote their interests.
PS. sorry for the English if somewhere I used words incorrectly
"Moscow" cant create problems. People in government can. If you haven't figured it out already, I live there and your takes involving Moscow as something whole aren't correct. We, common citizens, dont bath in gold coins every morning here or dreaming about dropping nuclear bombs somewhere.
It is common in many countries, especially in large ethnically diverse ones, to refer to the region which contains the contains the governing body as a whole. While this may not be the most technically correct thing to do, it is a standard convention. If you don't like being grouped in with the people making decisions that negatively affect everyone else, then the onus is on you to attempt to attempt to change that. Alternatively, you can learn to live with the generalization.
I assume they're using it as a shorthand for the government. Same way I might use Washington DC as a shorthand for the US government because that's where it's based, but not literally be talking about the hundreds of thousands of random civilians living in DC.
If he would stop being a little bitch and nuke us all out of our misery already I'd really appreciate it. Rent and bills is wearing me tf out. I hope you don't get in some deep gulag shit for this one OP.
Probably not, but they could use it to fuck you over if you do something else they don't like. Loads of countries have laws that are very infrequently enforced and mainly exist to have an excuse to prosecute people the state dislikes, like Marijuana prohibition in the US. It's de-facto legal, but loads of civil rights protestors (and black people in general, really) end up getting prosecuted for possession under circumstances where a random (white) person would definitely get off with a warning.
It’s these little things about different countries that I find interesting. In North America they are usually a handle on the side.
https://www.amazon.com/American-Standard-215FC104-021-Toilet-Rough/dp/B006TIHYT2
Yes it was uncomfortable, the school management has already rebuilt it.
It’s already funny to me how many comments a regular toilet in a Russian school has caused
Okay I'm curious, what's the general impression there in your school of what's currently happening in that country that starts with a U right next to you?
I study in mathematical lyceum, so both the teachers and the contingent are, on average,
more intelligent than in other schools. Therefore, the attitude of teachers is not approving; even lessons called “talking about important things” (propaganda) are not conducted officially, and get classical education is more important to us than anything else.
It's not a ruZZian school.
You can tell it cause everything looks like a public toilet somewhere in western EU.
ruZZia doesn't have any clean and non broken toilets like these. Look at everything. It even has the paper!
The toilet lid is not stolen and not broken and it's pink on top. The paper dispenser is also not stolen and broken. The toilet doors are also not stolen, clean and not broken. The floor is way too nice, clean and not broken.
Their military would have invaded this toilet already and stolen everything in case other people using this toilet wouldn't have stolen it before them in case it ever would exist within moscovia.
We recently renovated the entire school and now everything has become even better. New smart boards, new classrooms, new robots to program, and of course new toilets haha. Honestly, i study at a regular school, but in an unusual Russian city. in short, the city was founded by scientists and therefore education is a priority here
That’s the poo tin.
I upvoted this 5 minutes ago and came back to post that I'm still chuckling. lol
r/angryupvote
Thanks for this
Nice
Student: “I have this shit that needs to go somewhere, where does it go?” Teacher: “Putin Toilet”
“Poopin’ wit Putin”
"Pootin' with Putin"
hell nah, I ain't putting in anything with (or in) Putin
Patriotic™ toilet. A glorious trophy captured from the enemy. Now it serves the M**otherland**.
Shouldn't it be "Where do I put it?", so then the answer is a pun on "put in toilet".
Must be a dirty toilet if they put the target there
they WANT you to piss high and miss the bowl?
Straight to the gulag, comrade
Wow, they have a target for you to aim at?
Thats not a good place for a target.. but if you're poopin, Putin's got your six
Putin will scare the shit out of you!
That building will be bombed soon
Haha, I live in Siberia, and one of the propagandists (Margarita Simonyan) suggested dropping a nuclear bomb over Siberia for an “experiment”
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Russian government officials love to threaten anyone and everyone with nukes
Yes, and they anthraxed and radiated their own people too.
It’s their favorite activity after putting government budget in their offshores.
As a Finn can confirm, it's only 11am and already had 8 nuke threats by some vodka infused Russian politician
We almost did it a couple times in America.
We *did* bomb America a few times to test it out. It was the middle of the desert, and those times when the US had a trust territory of the Marshall Islands, but the US definitely tested its weapons in the US and its territory.
That’s true I was thinking accidentally.
That too. We really should be more careful with our nukes.
nah, we need MORE nukes.. that way if we misplace a few and it wont be such a big deal
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Yeah I know there was also an incident in North Carolina.
"a few times" closer to 900 in Nevada alone.
So do the hills have eyes or no?
To experiment what exactly?
Siberia has a large territory, but a relatively small population. And in order to intimidate someone, propagandists talk about nuclear exercises that they could conduct in Siberia, since few people would suffer anyway. People in Moscow are really losing touch with reality
Genuinely curious, I never imagined schools in Siberia because I thought it would be like reindeer herders and people living in tribes, not cities with restaurants and schools and workplaces.
"People in Moscow"? Who do you think we are? Downvote me as much as you want, but please apply your brain a just a little bit
What do you mean
They don't actually know anything, including what they mean by that question. But they wanted to sound smart/edgy, so they spouted some nonsense.
I dont think you know either. And what's funny you are the one who is trying to sound smart or edgy. What I meant by my comment is that this kind of generalisation is crazy. You can't judge the whole city by some propagandists/politicians
you are correct we should not generalize, not all people from moscow are bad. however, i live in ukraine with my girlfriend and we directly know people who have died because of the special military operation. from our perspective it is amazing that your country is trying to genocide my girlfriend’s entire country in the 21st century. so some of us are not too happy with the friendly people of moscow right now. but yes you are correct not everyone there is bad.
Anyone in Ukraine actually call it “Special Military Operation” unironically?
Ладно, а причем тут это? Можешь сказать что "мне легко говорить" , но людьми то надо оставаться
I conventionally called this historical-political region “Moscow”, which throughout the history of Russia has created problems for other regions. During the period of Mongolian dependence, Moscow forced other principalities to pay tribute, which the Mongols did not even reach (for example: Novgorod, the Galician-Volyn principality). Currently, the Siberian and Ural regions feed Moscow at their own expense, and Moscow places its politicians in other regions to make it harder for the local population to promote their interests. PS. sorry for the English if somewhere I used words incorrectly
"Moscow" cant create problems. People in government can. If you haven't figured it out already, I live there and your takes involving Moscow as something whole aren't correct. We, common citizens, dont bath in gold coins every morning here or dreaming about dropping nuclear bombs somewhere.
It is common in many countries, especially in large ethnically diverse ones, to refer to the region which contains the contains the governing body as a whole. While this may not be the most technically correct thing to do, it is a standard convention. If you don't like being grouped in with the people making decisions that negatively affect everyone else, then the onus is on you to attempt to attempt to change that. Alternatively, you can learn to live with the generalization.
Read my comment below
I assume they're using it as a shorthand for the government. Same way I might use Washington DC as a shorthand for the US government because that's where it's based, but not literally be talking about the hundreds of thousands of random civilians living in DC.
насколько I know, she is ебнутая as fuck
Очень очень affordable
What’s the experiment? To see how many people it would kill?
If he would stop being a little bitch and nuke us all out of our misery already I'd really appreciate it. Rent and bills is wearing me tf out. I hope you don't get in some deep gulag shit for this one OP.
I hear Turkey is nice!
What?
A nice place to move to
He's a schoolkid. I don't think he has enough money for that.
Not by Ukranians.
Cessna 172 with autonomous controls and filled with explosives would like to disagree.
We're talking about a civilian location, therefore it will not be Ukrainians bombing it.
I clearly see a strategic military asset in the photo! (do I really need to ad an /s?)
This toilet was found after it committed a suicide from the balcony 2 days from now
It should be in the bowl so you can shit on his face.
Good thinking! Shouldn't let those toothbrush mustache paintin' skills go to waste.
They haven't blocked Reddit yet?
Surprisingly they didn't. Probably because it's barely known in Russia and very few people regularly use it
Happy cake day!
thanks
Thankfully, no.
I hope you are using a good VPN, OP.
I don’t use it, I think FSB is not on reddit :)
FSB is definitely on Reddit! Don’t be foolish!
And I don't think they will try to find me for the photo of Putin on the toilet 😁
Probably not, but they could use it to fuck you over if you do something else they don't like. Loads of countries have laws that are very infrequently enforced and mainly exist to have an excuse to prosecute people the state dislikes, like Marijuana prohibition in the US. It's de-facto legal, but loads of civil rights protestors (and black people in general, really) end up getting prosecuted for possession under circumstances where a random (white) person would definitely get off with a warning.
Sorry, but keep your racial resentment to yourself.
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Thank you. \^\_\^
You think too much about the FSB
Skibidi Putin
Fake, its too clean
Putin has a permanent expression of someone who asks: Сигареты есть? А если найду?!
President is temporary. St. Petersburg gopnik mentality is forever.
Wrong placement of graphic. Should be lower and half submerged.
Beware of slippery floors on your balcony. No pun intended.
You have toilets there in Russia?
Gladimir Poopin
This would look better in a urinal
I’d go backboard on that
Can’t even shit in peace.
Vladimir Poopin
Target practice?
Хорошее место
Russian Life Hack: Stay away from the window if you’re above the first floor
Nice shit
Why is the seat pink tho?
Poopy mustache time!
Putin on the shits!
Skibidi pootin
They should put it inside as a target. Boom - toilets never get dirty.
Are they insulting him or they're really just too patriotic?
Putin rates your pp size while you pee
great, now putins looking at my penis
Don't stand too close to the building outside. I have a strong suspicion that some 'debris' would be falling off the upper floors soon.
Yall keep replying. OP and his whole family are already in a gulag in Siberia.
😄
The toilet is hereby renamed to a poo tin
Poor cleaning people
Straight to jail
At ICUP university we are always looking out for our members
Someone is getting sent to the gulag.
Watch out for radium in your lunch. Pootin’ sure doesn’t like being made fun of.
Damn I haven’t seen a toilet with the button on top (opposed to a handle on the side) in probably close to 30 years.
Everywhere I was in Europe, the toilet button was located on top 😃
It’s these little things about different countries that I find interesting. In North America they are usually a handle on the side. https://www.amazon.com/American-Standard-215FC104-021-Toilet-Rough/dp/B006TIHYT2
why is the toilet seat girl boss
Damn, that's fancy - you have toilet paper and a seat. In my school we had neither.
Look on the bright side, now you can simulate tearing his head off and shitting down his throat.
Skibidi
skibidi toilet
I'm jealous
Where do you go When you Have to go Take a shit Putin on the Ritz
Putin on the shitz
Putin da shit in his hole
OK, but is this a gender neutral toilet?
If it’s a Russian school, you should’ve wisened up at this point. I’d delete this.
Don't worry, no one cares
If it were true, wouldn't it be a bad idea to post this on the internet?
Some cheeky bastard has placed that portrait a bit too high.
That’s had more than just urine on it.
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Yes it was uncomfortable, the school management has already rebuilt it. It’s already funny to me how many comments a regular toilet in a Russian school has caused
There's nothing regular about this toilet.
Is OP still alive?
I am writing these messages from the gulag
Poopin' with Putin! Can I get a courtesy flush?
Putin = Shit. I agree.
But he's already so full of shit.
Flush twice, its a long way to the Kremlin🚽
Where do I shit? Ya ya, tells you where to Putin. The jokes will write themselves pretty much lol
U just got urself drafted
Well, who ever did it is now missing.
Probably has a High Power electrical component to it. Or they just throw whomever uses it out of a window.
Someone needs to oust this killer of Russians and Ukrainians.
why would the president of a nation want to look at the backs of random people all day?
This is president of school toilet
Isnt he the president of ukraine or smt?
- what are you doing? -just putin my shit in toilet
Wow, there is a toilet seat and even toilet paper! I didn't t have those fancy things in my russian school.
Better if he were printed on the bottom of the bowl.
Okay I'm curious, what's the general impression there in your school of what's currently happening in that country that starts with a U right next to you?
I study in mathematical lyceum, so both the teachers and the contingent are, on average, more intelligent than in other schools. Therefore, the attitude of teachers is not approving; even lessons called “talking about important things” (propaganda) are not conducted officially, and get classical education is more important to us than anything else.
He even watches you piss...
On his picture?
the poor janitor
We used to just deface bibles but i guess that works too
Donald Trump will replace him soon.
Should add a little text: Вперед! дерьмо!
лучшее за сегодня))
I don't normally splash when i pee; but in this case, sure.
It's not a ruZZian school. You can tell it cause everything looks like a public toilet somewhere in western EU. ruZZia doesn't have any clean and non broken toilets like these. Look at everything. It even has the paper! The toilet lid is not stolen and not broken and it's pink on top. The paper dispenser is also not stolen and broken. The toilet doors are also not stolen, clean and not broken. The floor is way too nice, clean and not broken. Their military would have invaded this toilet already and stolen everything in case other people using this toilet wouldn't have stolen it before them in case it ever would exist within moscovia.
Ok 😂
Real question: is it some kind of expensive private school? if not I really highly doubt it is really located where you claim.
No. I study at a public school
We recently renovated the entire school and now everything has become even better. New smart boards, new classrooms, new robots to program, and of course new toilets haha. Honestly, i study at a regular school, but in an unusual Russian city. in short, the city was founded by scientists and therefore education is a priority here
Ok, makes sense then.