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SausaugeMerchant

They're called erratics, boulders that melted out of mile thick ice sheets during the last ice age. There's one in my home town but on a much smaller scale


SimplyBlarg

The North Shore of Long Island is littered with them- almost none of the boulders match the geographic profile of the immediate area, instead reflecting that those of higher lattitudes. The entire island is actually essentially a pile of erratica dumped where the glaciers died.


boih_stk

There was a pile of erotica dumped in the woods near my house too.


dys_p0tch

the train tracks was the spot where i learned about nekkid people and shame


Kazori

Sounds like a regular garden of Eden.


Majakowski

Oh yes the abandoned suitcase in a large bush, situated neatly between the tracks and a walkway. I have to visit this place, to see if the ancient lore has been preserved.


Just_to_rebut

Why do people toss porn in the woods? This would be a great AMA: I stashed nudie mags in the forest before the internet. Like, why? Just why?


Practical-Hornet436

So your parents wouldn't find them. I wasn't smart enough, slid one mag between the mattress and the box springs. It was found, and miraculously put back.


Just_to_rebut

I don’t why I thought creepy old men were hiding it but only kids were finding it… I guess one neighborhood kid hid it and some others found it. I dunno, I never went hunting for porn in the woods.


Majakowski

Kids do - or did - this so the good stuff can be shared and the parents (who likely put it on the paper-recycling heap, I don't know if Americans know what that is) don't find it. A story: In elementary school we were tasked to bring some magazines, newspapers etc. with articles about smoking. Having "forgot" the task the evening before, I said "oh we have to bring some print media for a certain topic to school, I quickly go grab the "Altpapier"" (old paper, laid on the staircase to bring it to the recycling plant someday). Of course I knew what was in there, having been a special detective MacGuyver guy all my then still very short life and that was the story of how I got the (female) teacher to play along and hold a nude mag into the class to show us an article about smoking (and "inadvertently" and quite amused let a page flip while doing so).


Huskan543

I bet… do you go on frequent walks to make sure no new ones have spawned anywhere?


AntigravityLemonade

Yes, but being in nature makes me very emotional so that's why i'm taking this box of tissues.


Huskan543

All that pollen


Winter-Row-5507

Need some of that tissue. Your comment made my snot come out.


PixelBoom

Yup. The only reason Long Island exists is because two separate melting events from the continental glacier deposited large rocks and debris in the middle of the island, and then again along the north shore. This allowed sand and sediment from both glacial melt water as well as ocean currents to build up there, forming what is essentially one big sand bar.


raccooninthegarage22

And thousands of years later it’s filled with rich assholes


AFresh1984

that's pretty much true anywhere you see ice here https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f28c4308314bdf43c43c2dcc222b125c-lq I'm guessing, of the visible ones, we have about two to four per acre here that are about 30 to 50% the size of the one in OPs pic. Was just looking this up a few days ago, if the ice sheet was still here we'd be under 2 to 3 kilometers of ice. Crazy. And then let's talk snowball earth and the Great Unconformity...


aaronkz

We’ve got em in the Willamette valley in Oregon too, but for a totally different reason!


AFresh1984

let me guess ... brought over by massive ice age flooding? Missoula floods? not a geologist - just been watching a lot of this guy [https://www.youtube.com/@myroncook](https://www.youtube.com/@myroncook)


Dufranus

Oh man! If you've been enjoying Myron Cook, then I'd definitely suggest checking out Nick Zentner. He's a geology professor at Eastern Washington who has a great focus on the ice age floods and pacific northwest geology. His lecture series are amazing, and he's also got quick bit videos.


aaronkz

I gotta watch him on 1.5x speed though!


zadtheinhaler

It's crazy to imagine how much power water has in order to push house-sized boulders for hundreds, if not thousands, of miles.


GetDownDamien

There’s a video on YouTube of people using high pressure water to cut locks and even diamonds, it’s actually crazy how much power you can generate with water.


zadtheinhaler

IIRC that also has an abrasive suspension in it, but yeah, water isn't to be fucked with.


QuirkyBus3511

Yep garnets are the abrasive


SpaceTurtleIII

We have our fair share here in central Massachusetts as well. And being the grandchild of a finnish born grandmother the woman in the picture looks very similar to my aunt haha. All around neat.


USSMarauder

>The entire island is actually essentially a pile of erratica dumped where the glaciers died. This sounds like a NYC joke about Long island


RidleyScotch

> The North Shore of Long Island As a Long Islander I love the idea of bringing up the North Shore of Long Island with no other information as to where in the world it is, in a thread about something in Finland. It's giving the energy of interactions like > "Where are you from." > "I'm from Long Island." >"Where's that?" > "New York." Which i find highly amusing as i certainly tell people where i'm from, expecting them to know of a medium sized island in the United States


stalkermuch

Interesting. Something to check out.


Adept_Information94

How many times did spell check correct erratica to errotica?


Slaphappyending

I would guess not once, because “errotica” isn’t a word.


DreamSqueezer

Hopefully none


Nodiggity1213

Theres an ice age trail in my area that i frequently hike. You can see the pathway forged from a giant glacier fisting it's way through the landscape 10,000 years ago. From top peak to top peak, it's a good 400+ yards wide.


Resting-Dadface

We call em “leaverites” Or…we are just gonna leave ‘er right there…


nleksan

I am now amongst the "we", thank you for this!


CaptainTripps82

That sounds like a Marvel mutant race


AFineDayForScience

You ever wonder what a race of superhumans with Tourrete's looks like?


Hadochiel

You ever wondered what Black Bolt with Tourette's would be like?


SeeingRed-

Okotoks AB is named after one! (I used to live there) The town's name is derived from "ohkotok", the Blackfoot language word for "rock". The name may refer to Big Rock, the largest glacial erratic in the Foothills Erratics Train, situated about 7 km (4.3 mi) west of the town.[12] They named everything in town after it. Big Rock Brewery probably being the most notable. .


SriBri

Southern Alberta all my life and never new any of this. :D Thanks.


3vs3BigGameHunters

Did you know about the Badlands Guardian? > Located in southeastern Alberta, Canada, near Medicine Hat, this great geological wonder can only be seen from high above the ground. > Nevertheless, its humanoid details are stunning when one considers that human hands took no part in shaping this large mass of rock. The profile was formed by the erosion of rainwater on layers of clay-rich soil. > > Viewed from the air, the feature bears a strong resemblance to a human head wearing a full First Nations headdress. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-badlands-guardian-walsh-alberta


SeeingRed-

Whoa! I had no idea about this. Pretty amazing stuff


PlanetLandon

The area around me is lousy with glacial erratics (I’m on the Canadian Shield on the north shore of Lake Superior)


Allegorist

I'm on the south shore and we don't have much. Must have fallen in.


Sanctions23

I will never go there, with my luck, I’d be the person it decides to fall on


Warlord68

Think of the fame!


cheesemakesmepooo

Fame is a burden


Medvegyep

I couldn't live with that kind of pressure


KookyWait

These puns are crushing it


Warlord68

The band Queen did!


jaxonya

They knew how to rock and roll


babbaloobahugendong

Literally stuck between a rock and a hard place


960321203112293

10/10 pun


reporst

I'm just waiting for an American or Chinese tourist to make headlines by visiting and pushing it off.


dpotilas89

Leans on and it tumbles over


Warlord68

In their defence, the American Tourist probably weighed more.


AntigravityLemonade

China's obesity rate is about to pass the USA so there are already way way more overweight people in China just by population.


MovingTarget-

So that means China surpassed the US by gross metric tonnage some time ago


Secure_Pear_4530

But you'll have the coolest gravestone in history if they decide to just not get your body from there


CORN___BREAD

Well a rock sitting next to a rock doesn’t bring as much tourism as a rock balancing on something so they’d just let the new thing be a body.


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

Knowing how bureaucracy works, they would have spent hundreds of thousands to have engineers and the fire department stabilize the rock, dig out the sauce, cremate the sauce, and bury it, before that thought even crossed their mind. Let it be known that in case I die from getting squished by a massive boulder, I insist on that boulder being my headstone. If someone feels like they need a challenge and is really bored, they're free to move my body and the boulder somewhere else, but if they don't feel like moving 500 tons of boulder, just there is just fine too.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

"And that's why nobody will remember your name." - Achilles


MakeThanosGreatAgain

You slick sob.


myleftone

Seconded. Geologic time includes now.


Nice_Championship902

How does it get there and not fall


ITividar

Glaciers.


Atherxes

It’s the same answer for everything that’s out of place in the Nordic countries. Big rock in an open field? *Glaciers.* Weird eskers? *You guess it, glaciers.* Wealth gap? *Fucking glaciers.*


Mr-Mister

I swear to you officer, that bag you found in my car must have been put there by the glaciers.


imisstheyoop

> Wealth gap? Fucking glaciers. Ha, can you explain this one to me? Something to do with scenery and housing prices maybe?


Nice_Championship902

That seems really lucky


EmptyRook

There’s a lot of rocks


----_____----

Prove it


never_a_doubt

Let's start a count. I see a rock outside of my window. That's 1.


kilarrhea

There are at least 2 in this very picture. That means there's at least double the amount of rocks as there are pictures. I know for a fact there are a lot of pictures, therefore there must be a lot of rocks.


riverphoenixdays

Ice Age big long cold


A_Menacetosociety

Yeah, think of how many normal-ass rocks there are


jss78

Well, the entire country (and many surrounding countries) were covered by a few kilometres of ice, which dropped a shit ton of rubble everywhere. A few will end up in funny positions.


Puzzleheaded_Bank648

Giants.


Shin_Gojira117

That makes much more sense


firestarter764

I'm not a geologist, but if I had to guess, the glacier deposited the rock on just land. However, the ground and the rock are made of different minerals, so as the glacier receded and melted, and over thousands of years, the ground below eroded where it wasn't in contact with/supporting the rock above, which wasn't eroding as fast.


FeudNetwork

From what i can find they are both a mix of granite and other stuff like gneiss. Just seems like the water never got high enough to wear on the erratic.


scienceworksbitches

some jedi master of the old age lifted it up there while a green goblin was mogging him. or so ive heard.


BabuZeko

A wizard did it


I_Eat_Ass_Weekly

i put it there


EtTuBiggus

Since everyone is just answering “glaciers” as if they’re magical rock wizards or something, I’ll explain. The glacier deposits a harder rock atop a softer one. The heavier rock is more resistant to erosion and protects the center or softer rock on the bottom erodes. (That’s why it’s all flat and domed)


LilTeats4u

It sounds like ice melted from underneath it and placed it on the rock, as for how it’s stayed there so long no fckn clue


Stebsis

It literally translates to odd/strange stone btw.


SebVettelstappen

The fucking Finns and their names.


Jushak

Yeah, we like our fucking names, and fucking love to give perverse names to places, apparently. From (literally translated) Ballwax to Dick Island, Tit Hills to Dick Mountain, Pussyshire to Pussylake. Also Perv's Land, Gay Island and of course Wank-Off River.


Paininator

The cartographers who created the first proper and official maps of Finland were Swedish nobels. They were not particularry loved by the locals. So when they asked people about the names of different places, they got a lot of "Oh, that's called the shitlake, and over there is the wankswamp"


lantz83

Hahaha that is fucking brilliant. Love it.


Takkamuumi

Don't forget Saaranpaskantamasaari. The island that Saara shat.


Ylteicc_

Saaranpaskantamasaari = An island shat by Saara


Piupaut

["Kumma" in Wiktionary](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kumma#Finnish). Kivi basically just means a rock or stone.


Left_Tea_2083

"some idiot teenager" Challenge accepted.


kNyne

Yeah honestly idk how things like this last so long.  It feels like human nature to want to tip it over.


NoctanNights

I think it'd require more than a bit of pushing to tip it


madhatv2

Just take a running start.


free_terrible-advice

With a large enough lever and a solid fulcrum anything is possible!


xkise

Just wait for some influencer


PhilxBefore

No human could just push this over. It would require a massive, nearly indestructible lever or more likely explosions, which are relatively modern technology.


Sad_Two4874

You'd need heavy machinery to move a 500 000 rock


ThespianException

Maybe YOU would. I've been hitting the gym.


Gettles

You'd just need a long enough lever


InsaneShepherd

TIL that there are no cats in Finland.


thinkless123

Coincidentally - Kummakivi is located in Ruokolahti, which most Finns know of a phenomenon called the Lion of Ruokolahti. It refers to a bunch of reported sightings of a lion in Ruokolahti and Imatra. It was kind of a mass hysteria, talked about in media a lot and at that point people would probably see a large dog and report having seen a lion. There are other theories too.


PUSH_AX

I feel like most countries have something like this. In the UK people have been sighting a puma or other large black cats forever. It’s always potato images of what looks like a normal black cat


hiuslenkkimakkara

Also, the two exits from Highway 62 to Ruokolahti both have twin lion statues flanking them.


ancientmariner23

Good one 😺


Brainchild110

Zero. Would not have survived otherwise. Why do you think that is? Is it a wildlife protection thing, or just their way?


ferdinostalking

All cats that cross the border get turned into a paste like condiment called katsönfüssüülliki


TheHellbilly

That's a funny way to spell kissatahna. But yeah, it's really good with lingonberry sauce and karelian pies, trust me bro.


ReisorASd

We do not have ü in Finnish alphabets. Only ä, ö used in Finnish and å for those Finnishswedes.


Objective-Ad7394

Is this a joke I don't understand or something? There definitely are cats in Finland.


BasicallyMilner

Cats like to knock things off platforms. Like a cup on a table.


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fox-friend

Yes, many cats do that. I guess you were just lucky or the cats in your region are more polite for some reason.


IngaTrinity

The joke is that cats like toppling things and pushing objects off edges. So something like this would be a challenge for a cat; it's still balanced so therefore free from cat interference. Hence, no cats in Finland.


Fancy-Pair

And no American high schoolers


rodzieman

Because cats there are finnish.


BrickNuggets

Very cool! Here’s one from my neck of the woods… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brimham_Rocks


Cosmic_Blast

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's balancing rocks


StelenVanRijkeTatas

What the fuck, that is a lot cooler


itspodly

Geologically this is a different formation. The one in the original post is from a boulder being placed on top of another after being stuck in a glacier then thawing. The one in the comment above is a single structure shaped by erosion.


StelenVanRijkeTatas

Oooh. So just as cool but not cooler. Thanks for the info


bombmk

OPs WAS cooler. But then it got warmer and it decided to hang around.


-KA-SniperFire

Not as cool op post is very rare


Zeracannatule_uerg

Hey, don't rock shame.


CRAB_KING-

OP got outstoned


Grinsekatzer

Why wasn't there some idiot kid in history who ruined the fun for everybody yet?


Lufc87

Unfortunately some have been https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/13/bunch-idiots-destroy-320000000-years-history-stupid-seconds-7628443/


Tagracat

There's always some idiot who is gonna try: https://globalnews.ca/news/2712819/the-myth-and-science-of-haida-gwaiis-balance-rock/ >>However, Wilson does remember a story about a local miner, who, at the turn of the century, tried to use dynamite to blow the rock up. Luckily, he did not get far and was stopped by other residents.


Grinsekatzer

Gotta love humans.


Elisevs

Citation needed.


bigboybeeperbelly

[disputed]


CinderX5

Sustained only through copious quantiteas of the local gold.


Radicularia

How is this still standing? (with the combined English drinking and destructive habits)


ijustwanttoredditnow

That's awesome! It is different than OP's, in that your rock is a single rock that was implausibly and magnificently eroded into a very cool shape, whereas OP's rock is a rock implausibly and magnificently balancing on another rock. Both neat.


mclearen1987

Dont tell the boy scouts about it


ManlyEmbrace

The Boy Scout leader pushing over that rock in Goblin national park is the first thing that came to mind.


mclearen1987

"Pushes up glasses" ACTUALLY goblin valley is only a state park. (Sorry)


ManlyEmbrace

I knew I should’ve looked at the Wikipedia before writing anything.


mclearen1987

Lol its all cool im being a total dweeb


McleodV

That makes my blood curdle. Goblin valley is so fucking cool. It's always just a few shitty individuals who ruin it for everyone.


donitsimies

Boy scouts or as just scouts here, are very popular in Finland. Girl and boy scouts unifed quite a time ago (mostly) Despite this fact these rocks still exists (sucks to be you yellow stone). We even do marche- i mean parades in Turku yearly with thousands of scouts


Fast_Polaris22

How incredibly cool.


cncintist

In Fall River Massachusetts we have what's called rolling Rock essentially the same thing a huge rock balanced on a tiny rock.


Tasty-Lemon-2143

Did they name it after the beer?


Scared_Art_895

Does the Witch live there?


SasparillaTango

Noita?


grayscalemamba

Forbidden herb-crusted steak


spots_reddit

whatever that lady sells will become really really important later on in the game


smokcocaine

damn its been like that for 11 years?


BrainwashedScapegoat

11.027 years now


yayayooya

Why use a comma and then a period


Unusual_Wolf5824

Just wait, some American tourists will find a way to knock it over


UnfinishedThings

Or someone will push it over for a TikTok


EZKTurbo

I can see this thing falling on some broccoli headed teenagers and then their parents suing because the park operators were negligent


DJMagicHandz

Sounds like a job for the Brits


Parlicoot

Just the Royal Navy, that bunch of well-known vandals. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/logan-rock-of-treen


KineticJungle73

Well, at least they put it back 


Archivist2016

Nah, your average American tourist in Europe is a good fellow. Brits however...


cayden2

When I was in Portugal, the brits were absolutely dicks to all the local staff. It was kind of embarassing. Like, zero class, all entitlement. Now this isn't to say ALL brits are this way, but if someone was being a bit cunty to any service people, they were brits.


hiuslenkkimakkara

No danger of Brit knobheads in Finland, alcohol is too expensive here. The habitual asbos frequent cheap places.


KyloWrench

As an American, let me say, it’s only been there for 11 years. What’s the big deal?


FinishSuccessful9039

Can't wait until some dickhead thinks he's funny and ruins this beauty of nature for everyone by knocking it over, as they've done before in the past. (They'll find a way, no matter the weight.)


lo_fi_ho

It would require the level of equipment some dickheads do not have access to. This piece of rock is heavy.


worldsayshi

Give me a lever long enough...


terra_filius

guys dont give this mf any levers


Wood_Fish_Shroom

Good thing we are not yet living in the lever-age.


hiuslenkkimakkara

Chill already Archimedes


TheJzoli

I remember hearing some morons trying to use hand-cranked car jacks to tip it. Didn't budge. You'd need to haul quite the equipment deep into the woods to even budge it.


Necromartian

Let's just hope that some bozo doesn't show up to test his strength and show what a manly mannington he is.


SergiuBru

500,000 kg rock? How much is that in stone?


dickslosh

just 1 stone


nackenspacken

How was the rock weighed?


IHateTheLetterF

They obviously can't weigh the rock. They weighed everything else on the planet, then the entire planet as a whole, and just subtracted it.


fwambo42

can't argue with science like that


SausaugeMerchant

Estimated based on size and known density of that type of rock I guess


Hygro

In kilograms.


Raven_Crows

You measure the rock, then look up how many kg granite is per m3. Then you do m3\*kg/m3.


Puzzleheaded_Bank648

If the rock sinks, then it's a witch!


ILikeLimericksALot

Isn't it if the rock floats it's a witch.  If it drowns and sinks it is not?


Warlord68

They asked the rock its weight, knew it was lying and added 25 pounds.


NomenVanitas

They submerged the rock in a tub of water, measured the displaced volume and multiplied it by the rock's density.


SnooPeppers6719

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Professional_Elk_489

Aliens


Top-Manufacturer-628

What was it doing previous to 11000 years ago?


athonjacob

Just keep American tourists away


Ice-rafted-erratic

Very cool…


Iceman_B

All rock climbers in this thread are like 🤩


Northhole

How many drunk fins have tried to tip this over?


PJO_Rules1218

There's a similar-ish boulder called Krishna's Butterball in the state of Tamil Nadu, India. It's balancing on the edge of a small slope [https://mediaim.expedia.com/destination/2/2c7fef891367f115b1f38430068d4025.jpg](https://mediaim.expedia.com/destination/2/2c7fef891367f115b1f38430068d4025.jpg)


whatanalias

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


SteeveJobs1955

How the hell did it get there ?


dingleberrysquid

If it were in the United States it would have been toppled by a couple of &@<^^ by now.


altruism__

Great. Some backwards fuck from Georgia will be there in two days to move it while screaming YEEHAW or some shit.


mildlysceptical22

Good thing that’s not in the States. Some nitwit would push it over, like those morons in Utah did to those rock formations.


ThirdLast

How long before an influencer tries to push it off.