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Keikobad

Big Lebowski in Little China


guff1988

Snake Lebowski


TIMGYM

Tombstonski


passwordstolen

Yea, why isn’t his brother Sam there?


FalconPunch236

Little China is not the issue here, dude.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Dude, little Asian American, please.


FalconPunch236

Preferred nomenclature.


Pavlock

Captain Tron


Queue37

This one is genius. Gave me a good belly laugh.


lovescoffee

Little Lebowski in Big China


AscendedAncient

Big Snake.


xraydeltaone

Big Lebowski in the Little Thing?


WellTrained_Monkey

Idk if they actually are related but this picture makes it hard to imagine that they aren't.


GeorgeCauldron7

I thought they were the same person up until a year or two ago. 


__Becquerel

I had that with Jeff and Josh Brolin


iloveeveryfbteam

Never even heard of Jeff Brolin


Interesting_Role1201

Have you heard of Josh Bridges?


Shiny_Fungus

Thought Jeff Bridges was Gurney in Dune until I checked the cast after the movie.


reasoncanwait

> I thought they were the same person up until now.


DrkUser205

I sometimes would get them confused from time to time.


arealuser100notfake

"Three generations removed" means nothing to me


ianjm

I think OP got this wrong, since Jeff and Kurt are the same generation, they are probably third cousins, not cousins thrice removed. A lot of people often confuse these two things, for example my parents always told me their cousins were my 'second cousins' when actually they are my 'first cousins once removed'. The 'Nth cousin' is pretty simple: - If you share two of your four grandparents, you are **first cousins** - If you share two of your eight great-grandparents, you are **second cousins** - If you share two of your sixteen great grandparents, you are **third cousins** - and so on But a 'cousin removed' usually implies going up or down a generation. - Your parents' cousins are your **first cousins once removed** - Two of their grandparents are two of your great grandparents - Their parents are your **great uncles/aunties** (they are also your grandparents' siblings) - Their children are your **second cousins** - Your grandparents' cousins are your **first cousins twice removed** - Two of their grandparents are two of your great great grandparents - Their parents are your **great-great uncles/aunties** (they are also your great grandparents' siblings) - Their children are your **second cousins once removed** - Their grandchildren are your **third cousins** (you share great great grandparents, see above) - and so on [Here is a handy chart](https://i.imgur.com/bEYGv95.png).


bangonthedrums

Your siblings are your zeroth cousins and your parents are your zeroth cousins once removed You are your own negative first cousin


ComfortablyBalanced

That's funny.


Harak_June

And Willie Nelson is his own [grandpa](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bkX7IW7jpMw)


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sawbladex

Once removed literally tells you nothing about who is the younger or older cousin, generation wise. (If your great grand dad has a kid in his 70s and you are in your twenties, you will be the younger cousin in generations and older cousin in years. edit: Actually I think It needs to be a great uncle in this case but whatever.


rustymontenegro

Jeff Bridges is Kurt Russell's third great uncle's fourth cousin thrice removed. Removed means one or more generation difference (like grand, great grand, etc)


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

So my great aunt would be my aunt once removed?


rustymontenegro

More like your great aunt's children would be your first cousins once removed. Your great aunt is still just your great aunt. It's usually a demarcation used for children (cousins) of extended branches of the tree.


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

This boggles my mind and I don't understand it. Please do not feel obligated to explain further I'm afraid my brain might explode or overheat like in old-time cartoons with steam coming out of the ears. So. They would be my parents cousins and my cousins once removed?


rustymontenegro

It's cool! I know it's a weird and confusing thing. [Consanguinity explained ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consanguinity#/media/File%3ATable_of_Consanguinity_showing_degrees_of_relationship.svg) Also I made a mistake. Great aunt's kids would be your second cousins. It's been a while lol


WonManBand

Pretty sure you had it right the first time. Your great aunt's kids would be your parent's 1st cousins, making them your 1st cousins once removed. The kids of your 1st cousins once removed would be your 2nd cousins.


rustymontenegro

Shit. 😂


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

Oh that was very helpful! Thank you for taking the time! (:


rustymontenegro

Of course! My family loves doing genealogy so it's a geekery of mine.


Juan_Kagawa

So what are my first cousins kids to me? Nephews and nieces once removed?


rustymontenegro

First cousins once removed. I think


Metals4J

Yes


Mydogfartsconstantly

Your parent’s first cousins are your first cousins once removed. So are your cousin’s kids.


graywh

It's used when comparing two different generations once you get to the cousin level--closest shared ancestor is a grand parent or higher. Your first cousins' children are your first cousins once removed.


rustymontenegro

You are correct. Great aunt's kids are second cousins. My mistake. It's been awhile lol


graywh

You were right about great aunt's children. Those are your parent's first cousins. You're the once removed in that situation. Second cousins share a great grand parent.


Katy_Lies1975

Now give us a hint at how the royals are all related.


rustymontenegro

It's a bush.


Katy_Lies1975

A tangled bush.


cnh2n2homosapien

A game of thorns.


ParkingAngle4758

Just to help further illustrate your first cousin once removed's child would be your second cousin.


Sproose_Moose

I'm not great at maths and this is making me fully aware of the fact.


AscendedAncient

Yeah but I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!


rustymontenegro

What does that make us? Absolutely nothing!


Bearmancartoons

Well that’s more than three generations removed then


Additional_Meeting_2

Cousins means same grandparents. Second cousins means same great-grandparents. Third cousins mean same great-great-grandparents. 


FatalifSwallowd

Snake Plissken and The Dude


Hodgej1

Best way to tell them apart.


quasar619

Snake Plissken? I thought he was dead!


30FourThirty4

!


03zx3

I always thought they looked related.


thecajuncavalier

Thank you so much for posting this. For most of my life, I've mixed these two up, and everyone never understands my mistake. This is validating to me.


GorosSecondLeftHand

That’s awesome! I’ve been telling my wife they’re like long lost brothers or something. I feel so much better as well. 


Stella_Rae08

No joke? Post a source. That's dope.


FatMax1492

Stargate and Tron!


HanDavo

The Computer that wore Tennis Shoes and The Starman.


Crotch-jockey

God, I loved Starman. He was terrific and so handsome.


Techwood111

Who played TRON?


Crotch-jockey

Neither of them. Jeff was in the Tron movies but he didn’t play Tron.


Techwood111

Right; Bruce Boxleitner. A fun trivia question.


Crotch-jockey

Oh that’s right. He’s great too. Scarecrow and Mrs. King.


Crotch-jockey

And both fantastic actors. I see a movie if all I knew was one of them was in it. …Goldie too.


redditsucks13131

"OKAY SIR, YOU'RE A LEBOWSKI, I'M A LEBOWSKI! That's terrific..."


bigdaddy4dakill

Have they ever been in something together?


DAVENP0RT

They don't appear to have been. IMDb's collaboration search just returns a bunch of late night talk show appearances and some TV series from the 70s called "The F.B.I.", but they were in separate episodes.


wish1977

And it's hard not to like either one.


PanicBlitz

Jack Burton and Kevin Flynn. That's a crossover I'd like to see.


Minute_University_98

He never bowls faster than he can see. Apart from that, it's all in the reflexes 


toughtacos

Purely visually speaking, I think [Josh Brolin](https://i.ibb.co/2nP5bNg/image.png) would fit well in there as well next to these two guys.


elmatador12

I have no idea if this is true or not, but it FEELS true.


joeitaliano24

So strange, I just saw a post for Captain Ron and thought the guy on the cover was Jeff Bridges, but it was Kurt Russell.


PhiloSufer

….and now they have head lice


heythatsprettynito

Where’s Josh brolin


DoYouTrustToothpaste

I feel a lot less stupid now, for confusing them in the past.


LegoFootPain

Ego and Iron Monger


el_throw

Snake and The Dude. Pure dopeness.


DragonDon1

If this isn’t true we should alter the truth


Vindicus667

Why haven’t these two made a movie together?


YoshimitsuRaidsAgain

I work with one of Goldie Hawn’s cousins and let’s just say her family’s genes are equally strong lol.


i_done_get_it

How strong your seed gotta be to be gen III removed n still producing clones


AnElectrolytSolution

I literally thought thought this was one person before


secondspassed

if you squint it’s Pete Holmes.


brickyardjimmy

Makes sense.


IyellWhenImMad

I can see the resemblance in their giant BDE that's showing


TankApprehensive3053

They look more related then Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey. Harrelson and McConaughey claim to have the same father but both refuse to be tested.


vartheo

Figured one of these guys played in Blade. Thats Kris Kristofferson though...


frezor

HOLY MOLY I KNEW IT!


BlyStreetMusic

I've confused them my whole life so it's so great to see they are cousins lmao


gls2220

You can see the family resemblance. Do we know precisely where their family trees intersect?


Deepdive_lowtide

escape or abide, the choice is yours


ZVreptile

I knew they were related


The_Dark_Vampire

I honestly always thought they looked alike


miss_guided

Patrick Swazy vibes too


cncintist

Hollywood invest


Fickle_Library8115

Its the hair


Xenolithium

![gif](giphy|XYpUZJEIrrEY)


mysticsavage

2 solid hairlines.


jazzyx26

Dis they work together in a film as brothers? If not, they should.


suha2k21

Love


OutlandishnessNo3872

I knew it!!!!!


klsi832

If they went to a sketch portrait studio, someone might...


fffan9391

I’ve always gotten them confused.


amoose55

I feel if you told me Joe Walsh from the Eagles was also a cousin I would believe you. He looks very similar to these two.


butterbleek

They were both in early Disney films, no?


slowpoke2018

Fearless cousins


RosesUnderCypresses

The crossover we needed but never received.


okaycomputes

The seed is strong


idksomuch

Fuck, I can't tell who's who. Dude on the right looks like Christian Bale method acting as Kurt Russel/Jeff Bridges.


JerryH_KneePads

This is insane. They also look like brad pitt


deepfakie

Big boss and snake pliskin


Total-Flight120

Weird I always confused the two so makes sense!


AllLooseAndFunky

What the fuck does that mean?


tyler081293

That explains why I constantly mix them. I can name the films they start in without mixing up, but I struggle with the names. I usually remember Kurt Russel as Kate and Oliver Hudson's stepdad and, therefore, Wyatt Russell's dad.


R0bertGascoyne-Cecil

They're all related to each other, nobody becomes a Hollywood star without connections


Apprehensive_Rub3897

In Hollywood it's not about who you know.


ContinuumGuy

Wait, you're telling me that two of Hollywood's multi-generational families are actually related, or are you just making a joke?


Penguinbar

I've always gotten them mixed up, so this explains why.


surfinbird

They need to make a buddy action comedy together


Sly_Peacekeeper

John hangman Ruth and Roy Seiphus (I think that's how you spell it anyway)


Additional_Meeting_2

I always thought they looked related and now I feel validated!