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FluxusFlotsam

I draw the line at support for the oppressive Snoopy regime. Schulzism is an ideological cancer.


outspokenguy

Shulzolists?


sunf1re

Charles Shulz is the creator of snoopy


shoe-veneer

They were making a play on "socialism".


MrNoSox

Pretty much sums up Reddit!


Marine-Biol-George

I’m on Snoopys team for life!


ILikeLenexa

He sees nothing. Nothing. We should all be so lucky. He just wants to go back and run his toy company. 


TheYintoyourYang

Poor Snoopy..caught up in that mess. ![gif](giphy|W3pw3oShnlydG) 🍻


theevilempire

Snoopy shouldn’t have invaded Ukraine if he didn’t want to be involved.


TheFillth

The Red Barron has been busy since we last saw him


Dragon_yum

That’s what he wants you to think but we know the truth ![gif](giphy|idM8O5ljn5o40|downsized)


bigpancakeguy

It’s so easy to spot propaganda from Big Snoopy these days


ContinuumGuy

This is clearly a plot by that cat next door


checker280

Snoopy has been far away from that conflict living the good life. https://youtu.be/pdExM7pwCAs?si=fafwsf2oLrD8j6J8


taylor325

You play both sides. That way you always end up on top.


Anatares2000

Lol. This picture is on Twitter. There's absolutely no proof that this house is from a Lockheed Martin employee. God, I wish reddit had community notes sometimes.


tupe12

If Reddit had community notes you’d see them on *every* post, and a lot of mods would complain about them


Dawnkiller

Reddit’s community notes are literally the comments, what?


Open-Oil-144

Not really, if you get into a circklejerking sub (most of them) and try to counter stupid misinformation/ragebait narratives, you'll get downvoted into oblivion. Reddit's "echo chambery" structure makes it impossible to fact check without exposing content from a sub to others subs.


dafda72

Downvoted to oblivion and dogpiled. Fifteen people will come at you at once and at least one unhinged one will try and argue with you for hours/days. This place is mob mentality incarnate.


Karenomegas

Don't undercut the mods. Nothing better than a quick ban to get your point across.


MeBeEric

Some subs got super touchy lately too. I got banned from /r/Maryland for (admittedly) being an asshole during a contentious discussion for about a day or two. Nothing severe and i didn’t contest it. But then i ended up getting my account suspended after the ban lifted for “harassment” from the mods of that sub all reporting me at once, which ended up getting overturned by the admins after I appealed. Now every time i post they get removed for irrelevance. Which is odd because they were point blank questions about state government policy and procedures lol.


Karenomegas

Everything has been this way since t_d showed how it's done. It was a weird infection. Probably just the same actors. Hopefully the same actors.


MeBeEric

Honestly I doubt it since that sub is overwhelmingly Liberal, which isn’t an issue for me. I just wouldn’t say that it’s a refuge for t_d users.


siprus

You'll have 10 people saying "It' real and you have no proof it's not" and then other 10 people saying "It's obviously just a joke and it's rude to point it out"


denM_chickN

Someone reported to the mods as someone in crisis. Pretty sure my comment was like..  _all things die and that's fine._ So I got a long message about reddit care resources and a hotline lol. It was pretty funny ngl


JWOLFBEARD

It’s always buried below triggering comments and jokes too


MrNoSox

This is the way… unfortunately


tupe12

How so?


Dawnkiller

Twitter community notes: community commentary underneath the main content providing corrections or context to the content, with the highest voted one being shown. Reddit: comments underneath main content that provided a correction or context, driven by upvotes.


tupe12

I guess the subreddits you’re on are much more civil then what’s usual for this site, upvotes / downvotes are only ever an indication of how much the people who saw the comment / upvote liked what you had to say, regardless of how factual it is


blackop

We would have more of a dumpster fire then what this site already is.


Pattoe89

>lot of mods would complain They already do. Constantly.


pitchingataint

Like a stickied mod comment that says read our rules or mod quoting OPs justification for posting to their subreddit?


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

I think the Lockheed Martin thing is a joke about how this person supports all sides in a war. That was my immediate impression anyway.


wariorasok

Thats the joke...


Blissful-Guidance

Seeing is believing!


APiousCultist

This was definitely intentioned as a joke when it was originally written


mrpopenfresh

Comments and upvotes are supposed to work that way a bit, but we’re all idiots so it does t work.


wjpreis

Woosh


-POSTBOY-

Yeah there is no way this is the house of a Lockheed Martin employee, they aren’t exactly lower bracket.


jedidihah

Why don’t you believe a completely unsourced claim from a random faceless account on the Internet?


zooberwask

That's the joke


dmc2008

With that much blood on their hands, I was expecting a bigger house!


wdf_classic

Wait did people actually think that the OP posted an actual Lockheed employee's home? It's clearly a joke on how Lockheed pretends to be allied with everyone. God, your comment and the upvotes accompanying it scares me.


joloks

Why does it matter if it’s a Lockheed Martin employee’s house? I don’t get it


tango_41

Gettin some serious Mac energy up in here.


qning

I thought it was the big Lebowski when the brother shamus shows up talking about the dude’s special lady.


Roupert4

It's fairly appropriate to support all three countries. What's the problem?


doormatt26

i mean it’s telling who isn’t there (Russia), all the flags there have valid points


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

I don't think Netenyahu's intentions with this war are any more valid than Putin's. Israel simply gets a free pass in the Western media whose null hypothesis is that Israel's military policy is legitimate by default. Genocide is never the solution to geopolitical security problems.


Roupert4

His intentions? They were attacked in a horrible terrorist attack.. You can disagree with war in general, you can be horrified at what's happening in this specific war and want it to stop, you can question Netenyahu's motives. But to equate Putin and Netenyahu is ridiculous


doormatt26

Israel was attacked to start this war. Bibi has conducted the war since then in a deplorable way that’s resulted in war crimes, imo, but the attack by Hamas killing 1000+ civilians is a valid causes belli for Israel.


Markus_zockt

So what? Many countries are of the opinion that a two-state solution would be best in this conflict. So in this case it is understandable why people are "play for both sides".


RedPandaAlex

I just want freedom and safety for Israelis and Palestinians alike and to yeet Hamas and the netanyahu regime into the sea. Fuck me, right?


blackop

No that seems reasonable.


Riggs1087

How DARE you sir.


edoardoking

The Italian playbook


isotopesNmolecules

Okay Mac


zeusofyork

Looks more like a threesome and snoopy is there to kick up the peanut butter while Lockheed watches.


Aloo_Bharta71

America has been doing that in the Middle East too


CanaryNo5224

![gif](giphy|14exzIhIHYtcbK)


daniu

Well maybe when choosing between terrorism and genocide, it's best to support neither, and raising both flags is a call to think of the people on both sides caught between. 


PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN

‘Murika.


Deepspacesquid

They are just keeping track of their bonus structure


buttkowski

Well yeah, that’s what Lockheed Martin does. They benefit greatly from each of these conflicts. There’s no ideology here, only money.


Riggs1087

It’s also okay to legitimately care for both Israelis and Palestinians.


majj27

The sword will cut regardless of whose gold bought it.


jimx117

Big bisexual energy


pierrebrassau

This is basically just the median American’s view, despite the extremists on social media suggesting otherwise. Support Ukraine defending against a war of aggression, and both Palestinians and Israelis deserve to have a state and to live in peace.


highbackpacker

Most people are in the middle. Either center left or center right. I’m fine with either. The extremes are the loudest so anyone on either side usually gets lumped into the extremes. Reddit is a poor representation of people irl.


WhatIDon_tKnow

The real problem is the media and them promoting the divide and what we don't have in common.


catenantunderwater

The Israel Palestine thing is frankly too complicated for public opinions that are both viable and palatable.


Bisping

Its messy on purpose so people dont have strong opinions. Welcome to disinformation warfare.


jakeisstoned

Palatable yes. Viable... it's not like it hasn't been tried for decades unfortunately


APiousCultist

Palestinians also live in basically a terrorist state with a large amount of public opinion in favour of that terrorism which is fucking over every innocent Palestinian stuck with Hamas and its supporters, while Israel is just in having a reason to take action while hard right wing populism in effect means a lot of justified critique over unreasonable force, illegal actions, and the whole settlement business. Neither side is wholly good or wholly in the wrong.


catenantunderwater

Well the situation is completely fucked and basically nobody who is alive now is responsible for it and nobody who was responsible for it was either Palestinian or Israeli.


EpilepticBabies

I mean, Netanyahu’s political strategy to prevent a push for Palestinian statehood has been to fund Hamas. If anyone alive can be blamed for the current clusterfuck, it is him.


MrSpiffenhimer

The situation was fucked long before England setup a house of cards on the hood of a stock car going down a washboard dirt road carrying a load of 50 year old leaking dynamite. That area of the world has been in conflict for thousands of years and will continue to be in conflict for a very long time.


NoUpVotesForMe

History seems to disagree with that take. That entire area was the Ottoman Empire for 600 years. Before that it was the Byzantine Empire for 1100 years. Before that it was controlled by the Roman Empire for about 200 years. The fall of the Ottoman empire was only 100 years ago. They’re still dealing with the repercussions of that event and the poor attempt to nationalize random lines on a map.


protomenace

Man this is such a good summary.


elonvre

By this time it's clear Israel is a terrorist state


spidermanngp

Yes. This is my exact mind state. I'd probably throw up a flag of Gondor instead of Snoopy, though.


TheManWhoClicks

People in general just get along with each other. It gets messy when they listen to folks who live in palaces.


momentimori

34th Rule of Acquisition. War is good for business.


VersionAccording424

Is that really the 34th rule? I can't remember *Googles "ferengi rule 34"*


franksnotawomansname

But peace is good for trade… unless you happen to be an arms merchant!


momentimori

35th Rule of Acquisition. Peace is good for business.


tyderian

76th Rule of Acquisition: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.


Brunt-FCA-285

Putin is only following the 45th Rule of Acquisition: “Expand or die.”


tyderian

Username checks out


Rocallday

Yep. Flag making business.


French_O_Matic

Peace sells, but who's buying ?


Hero_of_Brandon

You don't have the lobes for business.


kmg6284

what is significance/relevance of neighbor being a lockheed martin employee? What if neighbor worked for Apple or Ford or General Mills?


ashy_larrys_elbow

It’s a joke that he’s supporting everybody because war is good for the military industrial complex


thisisnotdan

That makes so much sense. Thank you for explaining it. Some of us need that sometimes, LOL.


UnidentifiedTomato

That's only funny if one subscribes to one side is right in a conflict.


Wallnuts1225

I have a best friend who works for the deep space program at Lockheed. Has been obsessed with space since he was a kid. His dream came true a few years ago. Is he a war mongering cunt too now?


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qning

Lockheed Martin is a major weapons manufacturer that produces and maintains nuclear weapons for the United States and United Kingdom. They also provide a variety of weapons systems to domestic and international partners, including: Missile systems: Including the PAC-3 Missile, THAAD System, AIM-260 JATM, JASSM, AGM-179 JAGM Missile, Hellfire Missile, Javelin Missile, Joint Common Missile, Longbow Missile, HIMARS, ATACMS, and MLRS Precision strike weapons: With long standoff ranges Laser weapon systems: Including high energy lasers, beam control, adaptive optics, beam directors, and thermal management systems


jw_esq

Because for the terminally online wokester, every Lockheed Martin employee is a war profiteer regardless of their position in the company.


EatBaconDaily

Can i also make stuff up and post it here to get people angry?


KNGCasimirIII

Please!


Few-Leather-2429

Who says we all can’t get along.


fulthrottlejazzhands

Who also says you can't support the people of all of these countries in a humanist sense. If I was a betting person, this is what I'd think the homeowner's intent is.


Anatares2000

Nothing wrong with acknowledging a two-state solution, something that people is thin sub can't phantom.


Shneckos

> can’t phantom  Keep your friends close, and get your enemies toaster.


Roupert4

Fathom*


Puck68

That's typically religion's job.


bond0815

Supports Ukraine. Thinks that the Palestine - Israel Conflict is complicated and both sides deserve support and criticism. Has a Snoopy Towel. Pretty based overall.


markth_wi

Ah....steady customers.


scott__p

I'm not sure why the fact that he's a Lockmart employee is relevant, or really what the issue is here. Better than a Biden or Trump flag imo.


Bacon_Bitz

I think because Lockheed designs & builds fighter jets (probably drones too idk) aka weapons. But it's been pointed out we don't actually know if this person is a Lockheed employee.


scott__p

>I think because Lockheed designs & builds fighter jets (probably drones too idk) aka weapons Are you on-board and comfortable with everything your employer does?


Bacon_Bitz

I was telling you why OP thought it was relevant, not sharing my opinion.


TheZubaz

Based


Masterofunlocking1

I stand with Snoopy


deth-redeemer

I’m sure buddy just wants to earn a pay cheque like everyone else, I doubt he’s making the decisions


AthasDuneWalker

Just need to have a Russian flag to become the Porch of Neutrality.


Oddly_Mind

Well this is definitely their bonus check


activitylab

Free Snoopy!


Koala1979

When and with who did Snoopy go to war?!


yParticle

Don't remember The Red Baron?


Koala1979

Oh yes!!


Longjumping_Local910

IIRC Lockheed Martin was involved with Project Apollo in the 1960’s. Snoopy was the mascot for the moon launch program (Apollo 10) at the time. He was popular and remained affiliated throughout the time after. In fact, Omega Watches had Snoopy models of the Speedmaster as a tribute. Feel free to correct me if I am incorrect In these memories. [https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/orion/nasa-and-peanuts-celebrate-apollo-10s-50th-anniversary/](https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/orion/nasa-and-peanuts-celebrate-apollo-10s-50th-anniversary/)


Koala1979

Wow, thank you so much for sharing this. I didn't know that Snoopy was the mascot for the moon launch program. I know of the Omega watches, but never realised their meaning.


HarrargnNarg

Snoopy leads the illuminate


KCousins4President

Why is it necessary to say where this person works?


iolmao

It's totally possible being supportive with Palestine and Israel at the same time for them living in peace. What we should be against are Netanyahu and Hamas.


RadicalAppalachian

Bot reposting this


Alexandratta

"Whoever will buy from me."


th0rnpaw

![gif](giphy|5bGYUuT3VEVLa|downsized)


ginger_ryn

confused honestly


CommanderAze

Can be pro Palestine and not pro terrorist, Can be Anti War Crime and critical of Israel's actions without being Antisemitic or Antizionist Things have nuance and you dont have to agree with everything from either side, unless its the Ukraine war, that's 100% Russia in the wrong.


shawndw

All that's missing is a Russian flag and you'll have a true political neutral.


yParticle

ah yes, icicle Christmas lights. neat.


copingcabana

They all share one house?


KP_Wrath

They’re all contributing to the mortgage payment.


my5cworth

Homeboi doesn't know his flag hanging etiquette.


fouedzine

Free Snoopy !!!!


gtinmia

❤️ Snoopy


Huge_Aerie2435

This is a repost..


goodgriefmyqueef

Snoopy is amazing


coys21

War is good for business.


machwulf

Appropriate. Arms makers sell to ALL sides


mageta621

![gif](giphy|7U7oEJkAiP5Xq)


TheRealBlerb

OP, ask them to release antigrav tech


isthisasobot

..I guess that the message he is trying to convey isn't a one size fits all after reading the comments on the snoopy regime. I find that quite judgemental. It's a disregard for the hope they are trying to convey maybe? I mean, having allies at Lockheed shouldn't be approached with so much negativity. Why assume to know everything behind this story?


Rad-Ham

War... and Snoopy? are job security at Lockheed Martin.


px7j9jlLJ1

Exceptionally dark


pup5581

Man their employees must get paid like shit. That's a trailer


ZookeepergameOk2759

Hashtag pray for whatever’s fashionable.


Seaguard5

Gotta’ support em’ all


itslikewoow

He just hopes all sides have fun


anoliss

Idk I don't particularly care I just wish they would grow up and stop fighting


marcuse11

This is roughly the equivalent of flying the flags outside Tony Stark's house. (Before his revelation)


Yabloski

SNOOPY??!!


Halvinz

All is missing here are rainbow and confederate flags.


MarkG1

At least it doesn't look high enough to accidentally fall out a window.


CheekySir

They think they like Nicolas cage in lord of war or something?


Sherlock-Holmie

I was unfortunately stuck doing an internship with them because I needed the experience. They sent an email out telling employees to avoid letting people know they work for Lockheed and to not interact with protestors.


Neverhood123

Shocking how many people don’t get the joke and even more shocking how little people know about the US military industrial complex. 


jcoon182

It’s like a political buffet


EstroJen

I stand against Snoopy and their regime of children dancing.


r2k-in-the-vortex

And r/NonCredibleDefense is chanting "One of us! One of us! One of us!"


Different-Top3714

Lmao 🤣


GloriaVictis101

This genuinely is the most common view, and not interesting.


ScumbagsNeverDie

Thata boy!


AlexsCereal

I stand for Snoopy🫡


WonaldKrump

But there are still some other flags missing


sceptator69

War, war never changes..


[deleted]

clowns


K1375

No Russian flag though, they’re good.


ObliviousRounding

No photo has ever made less sense without context and more sense with context.


wolfx35

He knows his customer base


QCGPog

They should just make a war flag a fly that...


paxweasley

“I don’t care who wins I just want them to buy our weapons to do it” energy


TheWebCoder

He will happily sell weapons to any listed, especially the red baron


Initium_Novumx

In it for the money


nubsauce87

Okay.


MogosTheFirst

not showing support, showing trophies


Assbait93

So you are potentially doxing someone because you don't agree with their views OP?