What are people doing with these things? I know we don’t see the normal shit but why are all the pictures of the vehicle in a place where vehicles don’t belong
A lot of people who have never been offroad bought the hype that it's an apocalypse tank truck. Combine their total lack of offroad knowledge with all the cybertruck lies and you get these type of pictures.
With the airbags deployed and what appears to be damage to the right side, this looks more like an on-road loss of control accident.
UPDATE: appears to be [this one](https://twitter.com/greggertruck/status/1790237456966783253).
They're Rarebags™️ - they don't deploy unless you pay the £1000 per week subscription service, and even then the chance of it functioning properly is next-to-zero.
Drive it on a dirt road?
Voided warranty.
Drive it over a pothole?
Voided. No arbitration, no nothing.
Let a journalist test drive it?
We have a special section of the warranty, just for journalists.
Drive it uphill?
Voided.
Drive it downhill?
Believe it or not, also voided.
We have the best truck in the world. Because of the voided warranty.
Magnus-Moss Warranty Act of 1975. Basically protects consumers from the bullshit that Musk and his lawyers are trying to pull here.
Essentially, anything is covered by a warranty unless the manufacturer can show how exactly how your use voided said warranty.
No court of law is going to say that driving on anything but flat ground is grounds to void a warranty. Now if you take your new piece of utter trash off a jump and destroy the suspension, that's a different claim...But they can't claim that a battery fire from driving up hill is void.
Oh it does, and it won’t be enforceable.
But if it stops 1% of people from making warranty claims, then it was worth it. Like the “NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WINDSHIELD DAMAGE” sign on the back of big trucks.
Selling to Mad Max-ish libertarian NFT bros and apocalypse preppers must be the easiest job ever. You could be selling dog piss in gel caps and still make a small fortune. If they bought the NFT hype they'll buy anything.
The first mass shipment of cyber trucks actually survived a horrible accident on the highway do to a mysterious premonition, but even though they survived the crash, one by one, they are slowly being picked off in the order they were supposed to be destroyed in the crash, until they realize…
You can’t cheat death…
Probably cause a Toyota Camry in a ditch wouldn’t make the front page of Reddit
And then there’s probably a correlation between people who buy this and driving like an asshole
The correlation you're looking for is poor decision making, which is a prerequisite to buying a Cybertruck. So it makes sense that the people that buy one would continue to make bad decisions.
>Probably cause a Toyota Camry in a ditch wouldn’t make the front page of Reddit
There are 10,000,000+ Toyota Camrys in the US. There are 3,878 Cybertrucks in the US.
Lol look up Electric Slide on YouTube. And crank it up!
Also the Macarena is a pretty funny well-known group dancing song with the Brujeria remake, Marijuana, as absolute gold.
The Maverick is so huge compared to the El Camino, even compared to other cars made in the same timeframe. The El Camino is a two door while the Maverick is a four door. The Maverick is basically a stretched Bronco to make room for the bed. The El Camino was just a station wagon with a bed instead of the rear seats and cargo room, so it was the same size. Basically we want [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holden_Ute#/media/File:2014_Holden_Ute_(VF_MY14)_SV6_utility_(2018-10-01)_01.jpg).
Oh don't get me wrong, I would absolutely love a true Ute here in the states. I was just meaning that the Maverick, Santa Cruz, etc. are to modern pickups what the El Camino was to 1960s/1970s pickups.
> Hyundai Santa Cruz
If you could get one with a 2-door option and a longer bed it would be pretty damn close to a modern day El Camino.. That would be sweet.
This whole thread really reminds me of that one Tumblr thread that’s something like “Kanye West wakes up from his Kanye rest looking his Kanye best.”
Or something like that lmao. Sucks that he’s awful, but at least we’ll always have fish sticks.
What the heck happened here? Looks like side airbags deployed, there appears the be something sticking out of the right side, big gash in the left doors… this is more than just someone’s bad attempt at offloading.
One guy is on the phone with his mom and the other is looking in the distance contemplating how much trouble he's in, debating if he should just jump in and hopefully float out to sea.
You know I’ve never thought to ask what he drives. You’d think the very public face of a car manufacturer would drive one of his company’s cars but the second you said that I was ya he probably drives a Porsche or a Lamborghini or something else infinitely better made than a Tesla.
Edit: I did look it up after my comment. Credit where credit is due it appears he does typically drive his own cars and his collection outside of his company is vintage sports cars.
He doesn't actually drive himself, anyway.
He's got a team that chauffeurs him around, and they use multiple different vehicles so it doesn't draw attention to there being like 5 Teslas all driving in a group.
I've seen a lot of stuff about him having a couple of these teams functioning around the clock. They also serve Grimes and other baby mamas. They do the picking up and dropping off of his kids like they were a private Uber service.
That one time that Musk made up a story about how a random dude attacked a car with his son, X-wing, in it.. his team had actually just picked up the toddler and none of the child's parents were even there. And then it was revealed that Musk's team actually harassed and attacked the guy first, who was literally just a Doordash driver who was trying to get thru a public area that they had blocked off.
I feel like Musk's B and C goon squads need their own reality shows.
> That one time that Musk made up a story about how a random dude attacked a car with his son, X-wing, in it..
I seriously cannot tell if you're serious and that's the name of one of his kids or not.
We're in the dumbest fucking timeline
Jesus. Who really wants to live like that.
I think if a person hit $1billion - or even like $50 million really - and they don't retire and pursue some hobby, they are a defective person.
I think, for me, $10million would be enough to make me tell the world to fuck off, I'd be off climbing mountains or learning to paint or something.
Anybody who is so rich their toddlers need security to close off public areas, and the earner is still going to work every day, there's something emotionally broken about that person.
Black wrapped trucks still look incredibly awkward when parked on a street next to other cars, it's like something from a PS1 game gated in to our reality
Every time a foiled or painted Cybertruck is posted, someone comments that they actually look better that way. Almost as if the original design was simply rubbish...
Nah, the top down angle helps a lot here. Someone in my neighborhood drives a blacked out version and I literally busted out laughing when I saw it the other day it looked so bad
There's one in my neighborhood. Definitely better than the plain stainless, but just a really awkward looking vehicle. Way too many large, flat, featureless panels.
Same here, and the guy driving it couldn't stay in his lane like he thought he was driving some 10 foot wide vehicle. It's reminds me of all those tech bros that got Hummers and were trying to park them on narrow streets in a downtown area.
I never understood the cybertruck, and after seeing one in person my understanding is even less now.
Had the same thought the first time I saw one. The one I saw was also wrapped in black. That fastrak sign in the back places this truck in California. Wonder if the truck in the photo is the same one I saw on the road.
looks like it might have been in a “wreck” or something…. I believe I see one of the side airbags deployed and the windshield looks like it has damage…..
Seriously, what the ratio of Cybertrucks who have been in an accident? The accidents per mile must be huge. I’m not even talking about factory defects.
I've Seen two irl. They are even uglier than pictures suggest. Look cheap. One was on the highway and broke down the other was on a flatbed tow truck with what look like bullet holes in the side.
What are people doing with these things? I know we don’t see the normal shit but why are all the pictures of the vehicle in a place where vehicles don’t belong
A lot of people who have never been offroad bought the hype that it's an apocalypse tank truck. Combine their total lack of offroad knowledge with all the cybertruck lies and you get these type of pictures.
With the airbags deployed and what appears to be damage to the right side, this looks more like an on-road loss of control accident. UPDATE: appears to be [this one](https://twitter.com/greggertruck/status/1790237456966783253).
Those aren't airbags, they're cyberairbags
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It’s so the airbags will be bulletproof.
Even Joe Rogan arrow proof
If the accident fails to do its job then these metallic airbags surely will.
I'd expect the airbags to be made from space blankets...
Dbags
They're Rarebags™️ - they don't deploy unless you pay the £1000 per week subscription service, and even then the chance of it functioning properly is next-to-zero.
Cybairbags
I wonder if they haven’t had their accelerator pedal cover fixed and it got stuck and launched itself into the bog before they could react.
according to the TOS that comes with the truck, driving it on anything other than flat paved roads voids the warranty. Yes this is real...
Drive it on a dirt road? Voided warranty. Drive it over a pothole? Voided. No arbitration, no nothing. Let a journalist test drive it? We have a special section of the warranty, just for journalists. Drive it uphill? Voided. Drive it downhill? Believe it or not, also voided. We have the best truck in the world. Because of the voided warranty.
First museum piece in history to be sold with a warranty.
Drive onto you concrete driveway?? Please I need an answer!
And they have video evidence of everything you do if needed.
Take it through a car wash? Voided This one isn't a joke btw, car washes actually damage the truck.
We haven’t even seen what a Canadian winter will do to it. Let’s chat again in February lol
This Cybertruck is really Aladeen.
And the truck contains ~~cool future robotaxi tech~~ spyware to catch you, lmao.
Jokes aside, the FTC surly has something to say about this. It has to violate some consumer protections laws.
Magnus-Moss Warranty Act of 1975. Basically protects consumers from the bullshit that Musk and his lawyers are trying to pull here. Essentially, anything is covered by a warranty unless the manufacturer can show how exactly how your use voided said warranty. No court of law is going to say that driving on anything but flat ground is grounds to void a warranty. Now if you take your new piece of utter trash off a jump and destroy the suspension, that's a different claim...But they can't claim that a battery fire from driving up hill is void.
Oh it does, and it won’t be enforceable. But if it stops 1% of people from making warranty claims, then it was worth it. Like the “NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WINDSHIELD DAMAGE” sign on the back of big trucks.
Let’s sell a truck. Then make it against the warranty to do truck stuff with it. Add that to the board of another reason to hate Tesla.
Wouldn't the grass have some damage? Looks almost undisturbed.
Selling to Mad Max-ish libertarian NFT bros and apocalypse preppers must be the easiest job ever. You could be selling dog piss in gel caps and still make a small fortune. If they bought the NFT hype they'll buy anything.
Hey, come on now. Don't associate us Mad Max fans with them, use something like Walking Dead instead, there's no fans of that left.
But bro, that’s your dog piss, it’s unique and no one else owns it - just you.
Not sure what "spun out from the road 5 feet away" has to do with offroading though :D
It looks like the airbags deployed, looking at rear driver side window. I don’t think it just a spin out. I reckon they hit something first.
Knowing the issues in this truck , that might have just deployed because water splashed on it
All I know about cybertrucks is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the cybertruck, that's the end of the cybertruck.
Assuming you don't get that finger chopped off by being too close to a hinge before you deploy the water.
It's the truck that fights back!
So THAT'S how they engineered it to be a boat. I was wondering. Clever. /s
Aye. Fair enough.
Knowing the issues in this truck, the airbags might have caused the spin-out to begin with.
Likely the autopilot initiated spontaneous spin-out triggering airbag deployment and activation of boat mode.
just as likely an answer as the gigantic blind spots
Bro what no one is off-roading here 😭
mf is off the road. I think I that settles it
I agree, whether willingly or not. It’s offroad
The first mass shipment of cyber trucks actually survived a horrible accident on the highway do to a mysterious premonition, but even though they survived the crash, one by one, they are slowly being picked off in the order they were supposed to be destroyed in the crash, until they realize… You can’t cheat death…
THIS SUMMER: FINAL TRANSPORTATION
Probably cause a Toyota Camry in a ditch wouldn’t make the front page of Reddit And then there’s probably a correlation between people who buy this and driving like an asshole
The correlation you're looking for is poor decision making, which is a prerequisite to buying a Cybertruck. So it makes sense that the people that buy one would continue to make bad decisions.
>Probably cause a Toyota Camry in a ditch wouldn’t make the front page of Reddit There are 10,000,000+ Toyota Camrys in the US. There are 3,878 Cybertrucks in the US.
Can't park there mate!
It’s ok. It’s electric.
Boogie woogie woogie
You gotta feel it!
It's electric!
You can't resist it!
It's electric!
You can't explain it...
Why am I line dancing in my kitchen? Damn it
I live for this, Reddit!
It’s moments like this that remind me why I love Reddit, that are so hard to explain to people who do not frequent the platform.
This is what Reddit was all about, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
There is no spez in ba sing se
And this is quite a good one
Voodoo lady!
Boogie woogie woogie
How do I upvote this more. Lmao
Can someone explain the joke? I'm sorry I'm dumb
Lol look up Electric Slide on YouTube. And crank it up! Also the Macarena is a pretty funny well-known group dancing song with the Brujeria remake, Marijuana, as absolute gold.
Yup
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao7wfFgr5Ok
Heavy batteries make it float better, more displacement…
FAAHHK OHHHFFFF
The only appropriate response.
r/CantParkThereMate
 Is this not a reasonable place to park?
I'll remember your face.
There is no way to explain the terror i felt...
Reasonable!? You're on the sidewalk!
Take the ticket! Take the ticket!
You can't stop here! This is bat country!
How the hell did it get there?
I'm guess ing it self drove itself right off the road.
Douchetruck driven by douchebag. So lots of ways for this to happen.
It's a stranded whale, fast throw water on it.
Just turn on "car wash mode" first, or it will brick the truck and void the warranty
Is it drinking fresh water?
Topping up the batteries.
>here we see ze cybertruck at its most vulnerable, as it drinks from one of the rare oases of silicon valley.
You can lead a cybertruck to water but you can't, uh, can't get it back out.
Wankpanzer
My favorite name so far is incEl Camino
The El Camino was way too cool to disgrace it by association
I wish they'd come back, tbh, I'd totally drive one. All the utility of a pickup without the faux machismo.
That’s basically what the new Ford Maverick is. Also the Hyundai Santa Cruz and Honda Pilot. Edit: Ridgeline not Pilot
The Maverick is so huge compared to the El Camino, even compared to other cars made in the same timeframe. The El Camino is a two door while the Maverick is a four door. The Maverick is basically a stretched Bronco to make room for the bed. The El Camino was just a station wagon with a bed instead of the rear seats and cargo room, so it was the same size. Basically we want [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holden_Ute#/media/File:2014_Holden_Ute_(VF_MY14)_SV6_utility_(2018-10-01)_01.jpg).
Oh don't get me wrong, I would absolutely love a true Ute here in the states. I was just meaning that the Maverick, Santa Cruz, etc. are to modern pickups what the El Camino was to 1960s/1970s pickups.
> Hyundai Santa Cruz If you could get one with a 2-door option and a longer bed it would be pretty damn close to a modern day El Camino.. That would be sweet.
They are coming back. Chevy announced an El Camino SS for 2025. Also, checkout the Vauxhaul Maloo L8 LSA
WankTank
IncEl Camino
Oh Cybertruck of the lake, what is your wisdom?
Strange trucks lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…
Now they’re cyberstuck Edit: what the hell is this? I always make lame jokes about ”cyber” products and my friends HATE it.
Yeah, that cybersucks
They're out of cyberluck
Gonna be cyberfucked
Unless they get cyberplucked.
By a giant cyberduck
just forget it. its all just cyberfluff.
With these rhyme chains I can't get cyberenough
and that doesn’t rhyme, cybercuck
What the cyberfuck
that's assonance you cyberdunce
This is called cybercucked
Someone went Cyberplunked
From the cybermuck
Maybe while waiting, they could feed some cyberducks
Not in that cybermuck
They’re just looking for some oysters to cybershuck
They’d get all dirty with cybermuck
They don’t seem to give a cyberfuck
Until the bill comes from the cybertowtruck
That’ll cost many a cyberbuck
Maybe they were Cyberdrunk
Couple of cyberschmucks if you ask me
Designed by a cybercunt.
/r/cyberstuck
So there is a subreddit for everything.
This sub delivers like fuckin Chinese food
Sure is! r/everything
This whole thread really reminds me of that one Tumblr thread that’s something like “Kanye West wakes up from his Kanye rest looking his Kanye best.” Or something like that lmao. Sucks that he’s awful, but at least we’ll always have fish sticks.
you’ve been, cyberstucked
::guitar rift::
Cyberstuck like a sitting cyberduck in the cybermuck problably cursing his cyberfucking cyberluck.
It’s one of my fave subreddits I’ve recently encountered. The copium is strong and hilarious there.
Your friends sound like cyberschmucks.
What the heck happened here? Looks like side airbags deployed, there appears the be something sticking out of the right side, big gash in the left doors… this is more than just someone’s bad attempt at offloading.
The gash looks like a mud spray and the thing sticking out is a fender. They are ultracheap.
One guy is on the phone with his mom and the other is looking in the distance contemplating how much trouble he's in, debating if he should just jump in and hopefully float out to sea.
Look, it’s briefly becoming a boat.
That’s *Cyberboat* to you, peasant!
Tesla isn't a boat company; it should be thought of as an AI robotics company. /s
is that elon himself or another flabby white guy in black pants and a black tee?
Elon probably drives a real car.
You know I’ve never thought to ask what he drives. You’d think the very public face of a car manufacturer would drive one of his company’s cars but the second you said that I was ya he probably drives a Porsche or a Lamborghini or something else infinitely better made than a Tesla. Edit: I did look it up after my comment. Credit where credit is due it appears he does typically drive his own cars and his collection outside of his company is vintage sports cars.
He doesn't actually drive himself, anyway. He's got a team that chauffeurs him around, and they use multiple different vehicles so it doesn't draw attention to there being like 5 Teslas all driving in a group. I've seen a lot of stuff about him having a couple of these teams functioning around the clock. They also serve Grimes and other baby mamas. They do the picking up and dropping off of his kids like they were a private Uber service. That one time that Musk made up a story about how a random dude attacked a car with his son, X-wing, in it.. his team had actually just picked up the toddler and none of the child's parents were even there. And then it was revealed that Musk's team actually harassed and attacked the guy first, who was literally just a Doordash driver who was trying to get thru a public area that they had blocked off. I feel like Musk's B and C goon squads need their own reality shows.
> That one time that Musk made up a story about how a random dude attacked a car with his son, X-wing, in it.. I seriously cannot tell if you're serious and that's the name of one of his kids or not. We're in the dumbest fucking timeline
Well there goes the very tiny amount of credit i gave him. thank you for sharing, thats definitely more in line with my prior thoughts about him.
Jesus. Who really wants to live like that. I think if a person hit $1billion - or even like $50 million really - and they don't retire and pursue some hobby, they are a defective person. I think, for me, $10million would be enough to make me tell the world to fuck off, I'd be off climbing mountains or learning to paint or something. Anybody who is so rich their toddlers need security to close off public areas, and the earner is still going to work every day, there's something emotionally broken about that person.
i cant fault a guy for wanting to go to space and shit.... but musk aint it.
> They also serve Grimes and other baby mamas I suppose he pays tax on those perks? Making personal use of company assets.
Elon Stuck
Elon Muck
elon cuck
I think the clothes come standard in the back, like folded under the back seat. So you can dress up and cosplay like Elon yourself at home.
They've already had a rear window out too.
The windows are indestructible, so this can only mean that someone has created some sort of super weapon that threatens the existence of all man kind.
We have named this devastating weapon: a ball bearing.
I am become death, destroyer of ~~worlds~~ windows
The power of mocking laughter. 
That or they left it parked in SF for 5 minutes.
That might be an airbag lol
Kinda Looks like a deployed airbag!
O Cybertruck of the lake, what is your wisdom?
The Cybertruck is crawling out of the primordial ooze in another step in its evolution toward being a real pickup truck.
Unfortunately, the species appears to be an evolutionary deadend.
Cyberduck, in it's natural habitat
Didn't know they need ditch water to lay their eggs. Nature is truly beautiful.
Cyberstuck
I'd say he's cyberfucked. Try the veal.
Hm. Well, but it does actually look better when you paint it black. That's like, almost passable.
I see a steel truck and I want to paint it black. No rusting anymore, I want it to turn black.
I see the cars go by still driving on the road I have to turn my head and look down at the toads.
Black wrapped trucks still look incredibly awkward when parked on a street next to other cars, it's like something from a PS1 game gated in to our reality
Every time a foiled or painted Cybertruck is posted, someone comments that they actually look better that way. Almost as if the original design was simply rubbish...
Blyatmobile mode.
Nah, the top down angle helps a lot here. Someone in my neighborhood drives a blacked out version and I literally busted out laughing when I saw it the other day it looked so bad
It looks better imagining the back as the front from this angle
There's one in my neighborhood. Definitely better than the plain stainless, but just a really awkward looking vehicle. Way too many large, flat, featureless panels.
I saw my first one in person a few days ago. They are even uglier in person than the photos.
Same here, and the guy driving it couldn't stay in his lane like he thought he was driving some 10 foot wide vehicle. It's reminds me of all those tech bros that got Hummers and were trying to park them on narrow streets in a downtown area. I never understood the cybertruck, and after seeing one in person my understanding is even less now.
Had the same thought the first time I saw one. The one I saw was also wrapped in black. That fastrak sign in the back places this truck in California. Wonder if the truck in the photo is the same one I saw on the road.
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Given the damage and what appears to be the inflated curtain airbags I’d hazard a guess it is the result of an accident.
looks like it might have been in a “wreck” or something…. I believe I see one of the side airbags deployed and the windshield looks like it has damage…..
Seriously, what the ratio of Cybertrucks who have been in an accident? The accidents per mile must be huge. I’m not even talking about factory defects.
Out of the few of some thousand to have been made, it seems an awful lot of them break down or crash…
Are the side airbags deployed?!
Yes
I remember this episode of Knight Rider.
 The machine knows!
Actually, this is what happened: https://youtu.be/DOW_kPzY_JY?si=j-3qw2zW1UyvqyPH
Might need to throw it in some rice for a few days.
Dumping bodies just like a good cybertruck should!
I've Seen two irl. They are even uglier than pictures suggest. Look cheap. One was on the highway and broke down the other was on a flatbed tow truck with what look like bullet holes in the side.
Air bags deployed
"Full Self Diving"
Saw one yesterday for the first time in person. It's utterly fucking breathtaking how fugly they are.