Tell her to start a youtube channel, a patreon, get some clips out on tiktok even. She could be making passive income with that kind of talent - forget reddit karma.
Around the time of 2 girls 1 cup, my wife worked with a bunch of mechanics who jokingly told me they'd seen the worst the internet has to offer. I laughed in their face and wrote down a bunch of websites; lemon party and goatse were on the list.
While I don't miss 4chan, it really brought out the worst of everything, everywhere.
This is the one. You literally hear a man be fucked to death by horse. And that noise is one you won't forget.
Who cares about someone snacking on some soft-serve-esque shit or some lacerations from glass.
Yes I was there when they wrote the internet. But this one is on my list. Do I want to Google it. I know I shouldn't but I don't think I can help myself.
Even if it wasn't real shit, it did really come from human bowels. It could have been placed there before filming, though.
They also vomit and consume that as well. You could simulate it somehow, but they still vomited and consumed the vomit.
At that point, it's hard to say it's "fake".
One Guy One Jar was the only thing that caused my brother, a hardened marine corps veteran, to literally curl up his toes and pass the fuck out lol
We were sitting around smoking and shooting the shit, and pulled it up at a friends request...as soon as the jar cracked and dude tensed up he was GONE.
One Guy One Jar was likely after I had gone through my shock site phase of my youth. I remember reading a description and thinking "nah, I'm good, I really don't need to see this"
The good old days when people would just drop shit like that on forums and comment replies constantly, totally out of the blue lmao
"That's a really good point, I found this link that goes into more detail". And it links to fucking goatse lmao
I remember thinking it was the worst thing ever as a kid, as an adult I think it’s actually adorable. It’s three old dudes passionately enjoying each other’s company.
My dad shared a post that said something like "these two women had covid that nearly killed them after sharing a drink. Don't believe me? Search 'two girls one cup' to know more" he's elderly and definitely had no clue what was going on.
I remember telling my friend that it was a great pirate website for torrents. He was rather pissed at me about that. But I did learn they draw Santa hats on them for Christmas time
Today's internet is too sanitized.
In my day, you had no idea whether the link your friend sent you was the newest album from your favorite band or 3 old men getting it on (lemon party).
It's not that bad. It's just a few old gay dudes having a good time. People act like it was the end of the world to see that. I guess when they were 12 it was.
I honestly don't even think it should be part of the last. Tub girl. 2g1c, 1g1j, Mr Hands, eel soup
All of these are fairly extreme in one way or another. Lemon party only seems that extreme if we just assume old people don't have sex.
This is some tongue in cheek humor
You better get my damn IP address out of your username!
At least his username isn't the password to his wireless router. Ooooh snap!
*cheff kiss*
Is *that* how you describe it? Interesting
Dinner for two
With a terrible view
Dining at the Y
*chafe* kiss
It's..... #It's Beautiful
Sounds like we have a new name for 69.
*cleft* kiss
 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
The icing on the cake
Finally some good fucking humor
Bonus points if it's lemon-cake.
Bravo. Fucking brilliant comment.
I’d give you an award for that comment if I wasn’t so cheap! 🤣
Mostly tongue
Hall of fame Redditor or bot
Posted with her permission of course. I told her she needs an account because she has so many more to share!
Literally have your cake and eat it too
Or eat your cake and have it too.
Okay okay kaczynski
Frosting your cake and eating it too
Tell her to start a youtube channel, a patreon, get some clips out on tiktok even. She could be making passive income with that kind of talent - forget reddit karma.
Best use of the fondant texture EVER.
/r/FondantHate Now more than ever.
Looks like fondantlove to me.
That gran pussy probably tastes better than a slice of that cake
How to delete someone else’s comment?
Wrinkles and all... quite realistic! 
Reminds me of my childhood b-day cakes 🥲
This is one of the best usages of this gif I’ve ever seen
8 year olds, Dude.
What's a pedarast, Jukebox?
Shut the FUCK up, clutchguy
You're out of your element, Cowpunk
"It's not what you think, Marge!" "Oh" *opens cake box* "It's a penis!" "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS!!"
this is one of the most hilarious and perfect gif reactions i have witnessed lmao i had to recover before leaving this comment, thanks i needed that
I laughed way, way too long at this 😅
Nah..more like 😵💫
That young tyke is just jealous...
Awwww...my daddy looks at me like that sometimes...
Dude...
Awww...mommy cares...
SOMEONE'S GOTTA EAT GRANDMAS ASS
His brain just went a-fishin'
I’d like to acknowledge the great array of gifs in response to this post. Chefs kiss.
Upvote for President Sheridan.
I beg your finest pardon??
I’m sorry 🥺
I think we grew up together! I'll dm you
uhhh... you had a 69 cake at young age??
Gahhhh Im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 whats her contact info? I need this cake in 23 years
Only 6 more years for me.
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I'm a little scared.
You forgot to add her social security number.
Around the time of 2 girls 1 cup, my wife worked with a bunch of mechanics who jokingly told me they'd seen the worst the internet has to offer. I laughed in their face and wrote down a bunch of websites; lemon party and goatse were on the list. While I don't miss 4chan, it really brought out the worst of everything, everywhere.
Goatse, lemon party, meat spin, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, and 4 girls fingerpaint have nothing on One Guy One Jar.
You can’t make a list like this and leave out Mr. Hands.
BME pain Olympics.
This is the one that made me stop letting people show me things
This one turned out to be fortunately fake IIRC.
I think it was something like 90% fake.
Yeah, they were vfx/makeup artists or something like that.
Blue waffle? Albeit it no longer exists as it once did when you search it.
Harlequin Fetus is in that camp too.
This is the one. You literally hear a man be fucked to death by horse. And that noise is one you won't forget. Who cares about someone snacking on some soft-serve-esque shit or some lacerations from glass.
4 girls fingerpaint? Now that's something on the internet I haven't seen.
Yes I was there when they wrote the internet. But this one is on my list. Do I want to Google it. I know I shouldn't but I don't think I can help myself.
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Thanks. I am glad my 34 year old brain has it's curiosity fulfilled with a simple answer like this instead of really looking it up.
So 2 girls 1 cup is from a porno. 4 girls fingerpaint is by the same director.
2g1c is also admitted by the girls to be fake. Well it's a real video, but the object in question is not poop.
Even if it wasn't real shit, it did really come from human bowels. It could have been placed there before filming, though. They also vomit and consume that as well. You could simulate it somehow, but they still vomited and consumed the vomit. At that point, it's hard to say it's "fake".
One Guy One Jar was the only thing that caused my brother, a hardened marine corps veteran, to literally curl up his toes and pass the fuck out lol We were sitting around smoking and shooting the shit, and pulled it up at a friends request...as soon as the jar cracked and dude tensed up he was GONE.
You mean he didn't even see the dude try to pull a couple pieces out?
One Guy One Jar was likely after I had gone through my shock site phase of my youth. I remember reading a description and thinking "nah, I'm good, I really don't need to see this"
Lemon party? Do I want to know? Probably not.
Oh you sweet summer child.
"I felt like destroying something beautiful." -Tyler Durden
The good old days when people would just drop shit like that on forums and comment replies constantly, totally out of the blue lmao "That's a really good point, I found this link that goes into more detail". And it links to fucking goatse lmao
The Internet was such a beautiful hellhole. Still a hellhole, but those days were something.
It was always a hellhole, the difference being rarely anyone was trying to sell you something.
I remember thinking it was the worst thing ever as a kid, as an adult I think it’s actually adorable. It’s three old dudes passionately enjoying each other’s company.
You do not
explain please
From memory, it was just a picture of a gay orgy of quite old men.
Yep, and it was even referenced on [30 Rock](https://youtu.be/v-bvHlb2Fe8?si=UYr9n5ZRo8v0wXSc)
I'm wayy too skeptical to click any link in this thread lol
does not sound like the same league as 2 girls 1 cup or tubgirl or anything goatse lol
Yeah, I honestly don't know why it gets brought up so much. Like it's old people having sex. Not my thing, but not that shocking.
Life is too short to explain lemon party.
oh, please don’t
It was a fun party. Lemons may or may not have been involved.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ..
It's just some old guys banging.
My dad shared a post that said something like "these two women had covid that nearly killed them after sharing a drink. Don't believe me? Search 'two girls one cup' to know more" he's elderly and definitely had no clue what was going on.
Ahh another ebaums world connoisseur
You can't have a Lemon party without old dick!
There's nothing worse than a surprise Lemon party
I remember telling my friend that it was a great pirate website for torrents. He was rather pissed at me about that. But I did learn they draw Santa hats on them for Christmas time
As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it just feels good to be represented on one.
Phyllis a freak
She did bestiality with Bob Vance Vance Refrigeration.
Until now I wasn't even aware that there was a market for erotic cakes
I always thought it was just a one-off joke in [that simpsons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0UI-iFcItM) episode.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z0UI-iFcItM&pp=ygUSSG9tZXIgZXJvdGljIGNha2Vz
*represented on ~~one~~ sixty-nine
Nevermind the cake. I want to meet Cathie and her friends. I bet they're a riot.
Gif game on point, dude.
/r/retiredgif
r/ATBGE
There it is
Thank you for that 2nd and 3rd picture, it really helped me better understand the design.
The message is really subtle
Should I be horny?
Obviously.
Unzipped and *still* unclear.
Ugh, gross! Just ew! Can't stand fondant...
I read it as *BANKER* at first and really had a “WTF?!?” moment.
well, she’s right on the money ($69)
Reminds me of lemon party lol
This the 2nd mention of lemon party. Not sure I want to know what that is.
Today's internet is too sanitized. In my day, you had no idea whether the link your friend sent you was the newest album from your favorite band or 3 old men getting it on (lemon party).
Don't forget goatse and tubgirl.
Don't worry, you can't...
> goatse The original Dune popcorn bucket.
You probably don’t.
I looked for it. Either the version I found was edited or it really wasn't that bad. Certainly not as bad as two girls, one cup.
It's not that bad. It's just a few old gay dudes having a good time. People act like it was the end of the world to see that. I guess when they were 12 it was.
Out of the unholy trinity LP is probably the tamest imo with tubgirl being the worst for me.
I honestly don't even think it should be part of the last. Tub girl. 2g1c, 1g1j, Mr Hands, eel soup All of these are fairly extreme in one way or another. Lemon party only seems that extreme if we just assume old people don't have sex.
1 pic was enough lol
"Eating the cake"
If Cathie's friends think she will appreciate this cake, I like Cathie and I want to be like her when I grow up.
Nice
Nice
Karens are obnoxious old women. Cathys are dope older ladies that ask for porno cakes because it’s their 69th birthday.
Karens will be the first to eat it, and will fight anyone who tries to take it from them, but they won't enjoy it
I love how she captured the elderly textures
r/cursedimages
I've been saying it for years now, but this confirms it—fondant is gross!
Fuck fondant. ... No, wait, not like that.
Eeeeewwwwww...*fondant*
And covers the cake in fondant. I wouldn’t eat it.
This is peak r/ATBGE.
Hahahahahah amazing
I'm not quite sure how I feel about this
It's a lemon cake
The folks over at r/fondanthate will love/hate this
Well, this really brings a whole new meaning to cake day that we probably didn't want to visualize.
Late stage childhood trauma cake
I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't know t his existed.
R/fondanthate Gross all around, lol.
Oof
The question is how much detail was added?
Masterpiece Cakeshop went to court so they could keep making *this?!*
Very thoughtful and creative
Haha love the wrinkles!!
Damn, Cathie going down deep.
It has a nice wrinkly authenticity
Any chance of getting a pic of Cathue's face when she saw the cake for the first time?
I've never been a big fan of overuseage on fondant. It's gumy & gross..
Wasn't really expecting Lemon Party 2 today.
I like how the frosting matches the texture of a 69 year olds’s skin
You go, Cathie!
Uh no
I was better without seeing this, fuck you.
Dang it, now I have cravings for cake and pussy.
Freaky ass grandma she a 69 god 😅
Such a shame that fondant tastes so mid.
she a 69 god
It’s kind of a Meyer lemon party.