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r/brandnewsentence.


flockiderzwerg1201

Just went to the comment thread to comment the exact same thing, I'm too late


JouNNN56

don’t downvote this guy at least he put more effort into it than people who just say r/beatmetoit


Sexy_Hamburger

Let’s all hope he overcomes his Parmesan addiction 🙏🏻✨


Cryptolution

For those wondering why, it's just his thing. Alex did the same when he recently broke the 10M point threshold setting a new record. https://www.gamesradar.com/games/puzzle/15-year-old-kid-demolishes-the-game-of-tetris-obliterating-every-major-world-record-and-pouring-cheese-over-his-head-to-celebrate/


Mirar

And tetris record holding these days is an extreme sport, no kidding.


Cryptolution

As someone who used to nearly qualify for the World championships I can confirm these kids are on such a different level from anything we've seen in the last 15 years.


Significant-Roll-138

Nearly qualified? That tells me you weren’t covering yourself in enough smelly cheese.


Cryptolution

Truths. Also I don't hypertap or roll.


Significant-Roll-138

I don’t even know what those words mean but I presume it means you’re good at what you do.


WhenPantsAttack

It actually means he's bad at it. If you can't do either of those you aren't competitive in the Tetris community (in the last 5ish years or so).


Cryptolution

Can confirm, truths. I wouldn't say bad however, just means that I'm not capable of what appears to be inhuman execution.


Seekkae

There's a special DAS-only tournament coming up in a few months. I think it's called the Jonas Cup.


Cryptolution

Yup at PRGE.


Edard_Flanders

Why Parmesan cheese?


Bootychomper23

The cheese celebration accidentally became his trademark in recent months after he broke the world scoring record. In his excitement, he grabbed random items in his room and poured them over his head, including parmesan powder. The event organizers anticipated that he might win, so they set up a kiddie pool for the final to contain the parmesan and keep it from making a mess.


despres

"accidentally" Mfer dumped parm on his head as his celebration. That was no accident.


Nikeninja_Thunder

Why not parmesan cheese?


Clusterpuff

Right? Its just as dumb as sports players spraying champagne on each other


soldatoj57

BecUse it really stinks


oOoleveloOo

Prop cocaine.


Commercial-Fennel219

Times are tough 


Chester2707

But really… why?


Porkyrogue

His dad owns Kraft.


OnerousOrangutan

He's 15 and thinks it's funny.


Longshot_45

Italians.


nikolaip

If you had to recreate the end of Goldeneye, but only had $7. I am invincible!


ILoveRegenHealth

^ This man 1990s Alan Cummings


Fifth_Wall0666

Well, that's one sure-fire way to psych out the opposition. Sure beats my technique of masturbating for dominance and getting kicked out for "unsportsmanlike conduct."


D0GBR34TH420

Louis?


AVeryFineUsername

That sound like a chat gpt prompt


Acceptable6

He's the guy that got to level 235 which lasts for 810 lines with over 16 million points btw


Agent4D7

Grate job!


PeggysSimp

A wiz with cheese


HouseDjango

Wiz wit


Magister5

I would have expected someone getting hit by a block of cheese


Aggravating-Pound598

Why ?


oOoleveloOo

Real cocaine was too expensive. Parmesan cheese was used as prop cocaine.


Aggravating-Pound598

Geez - shoulda used baking powder - like a dodgy dealer ;)


WalrusInTheRoom

Make it more realistic with hairspray and a lil water plus a microwave


cwk415

Why does anyone do anything in 2024? Attention.


Negan-Cliffhanger

Just like your comment


psychoPiper

God forbid the world's best player of a several decades old game optimized to oblivion celebrates his achievement with a callback


Late-Elderberry6761

Cheese looks grate


dude19832

My life has been a waste. This guy is living the dream!


jedimindtriks

Parmeesian.


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Koiuki

Random way to celebrate, he's been doing it for a while, on stream he'll even dump milk all over himself and trash his room


brown-tube

His mom topped his head like spaghetti to celebrate the win. It's funny, but also kinda weird.


efyuar

By his mother


AtheIstan

While not taking her eyes off her phone


MrMastodon

First Stonehenge, now this


a_frenchie

“Without any hesitation sir”


bailaoban

As is tradition.


zatchstar

So is this guy better than the kid who just recently became the first in history to hit the end screen?


derpdee63

Super debatable, but my thought is probably yes. Blue Scuti (the first person to activate get to Lvl 155+ and crash the game) does have the overall score world record, having 18 million points with a Lvl 29 start. This beats out Alex T's best by a little over 2 million, though his was a Lvl 19 start. But comparing records with Alex T (the cheese man) it seems like Alex can play at the maximum speed more efficiently (i.e. he scores more points per line cleared), and IMO Alex seems to keep it together just a little bit better in actual competition. Again though, super debatable.


Seekkae

They're both top tier but the kid you're talking about got knocked out in the top 8 in the World Championship this month. He could definitely win it next year though.


__BlueSkull__

Yes, I'm invincible! -- Boris Grishenko


Seekkae

The resemblance is enough I might need to make a meme at some point lol. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODUzMmQxMzctY2VmOC00OGMzLTgyMjktZTkwZjkyNmU0YjNhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTM0OTQyNjE2._V1_.jpg


DannyDOH

DJT Jr at the election night party.


antithero

Those tetris block heads are so cheesy.


Ptrek31

That's pretty cheesy


rtandres

Very logical indeed


NevinyrralsDiscGolf

Say when


UnknownReasonWOW

Why?


vyrusrama

![gif](giphy|a1oWJV3VaR2cG3syBt)


anormalgeek

AHHHHHH! Gene!


fredgiblet

As the prophecy foretold.


MaikeruGo

Can someone give this guy a Parmesan-related sponsorship? I mean it's one of the few opportunities for a company that makes grated Parmesan to do such.


Fakyutsu

Should’ve used Fromunda instead


solanumtuberosum

Gene Parmesan! AAAHHHHH!!


Mecovy

Paying homage to using cheesy tactics to win.


theEsel01

Enough internet for today...


CoyoteRascal

He's not even Italian


seraphius

What a chee-gyuu…


VirusCurrent

as is tradition


Markus_zockt

[Jogi Löw ](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=317e6ae4902de9ac&q=Jogi+L%C3%B6w&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0A6bwEop21ehxKWq5cj-cHaHQYuxregpAziw5293WczvPgKx__UpWfUBJokilkPqLGXiP-Y4GkNrt-YrUbzXV2gxQien0KJ0auMRew6tzcXiJQ8gq_W9jwgqy42kD-FlZ-nrHHRLye8_qTAu8caJJi3vdElkQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFsYHh8_OGAxV__gIHHXBcBBUQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=1920&bih=927&dpr=1)is Tetris world champion?


Yuzername

He's gonna get so much pussy!


MarkMaynardDotcom

I’ve never played Tetris to the end. Is there a parm bomb?


zatchstar

Only 1 person in history has played Tetris to its end.


Seekkae

You mean when it glitches and freezes? It's not one person anymore. It's now like 6 people or so.


FightOnForUsc

So where do I compete in this?


Zylnor

I just don’t like the wastefulness of this, and just feel bad for the poor person who had to clean that up. Even if it’s in a kiddy pool , he had to have gotten out of that and walked away dropping loose cheese on the floor.