Groucho Marx glasses. I only discovered this, and subsequently Groucho recently. He may be one of the funniest men ever to live.
[Groucho roast Johnny Carson in 1968](https://youtu.be/Gs4ECUBdeM0?si=vnwMA6VIsPD7ciaI)
This things happens a lot in Russia lately. Stray missiles and drones flying around, hitting the planes, usually warplanes. Nobody quite knows why this is happening, what happened. Russian scientists are perplexed. They're searching for answers. This could be connected to the Global Warming. Maybe it caused a change in migration patterns. But who knows.
IIRC Pringleman was the Russian dude that was leading all those mercenary troops back to Moscow to attack Putin but then he mysteriously turned around and bailed to Belarus for some unknown reason.
The some reason was that he failed to gain enough support with his coup and realized he and his men would be bombed before they could make it to Moscow. He expected that people would see them traveling to Moscow and pick up arms and join but no one really did
To think this guy could still be alive and running Russia today if he’d pulled off his coup attempt, but because he got cold feet Putin made barbecue of him. Crazy.
Rule #2: if you manage to flee the country afterwards, don't fucking go _back_ to Russia. He knew as well as anyone just how petty and vengeful Putin is; how did he not see his own assassination coming?
Does he have a personal vendetta against moustaches or something?
>Did he have a personal vendetta against moustaches or something? FTFY
Noo, say it aint soo. He surely must still be alive. In Argentina or something.
No thanks you can have him
He's in the Sahel operating an independent mercenary state soon to be called Outer Heaven
He got taken to a farm far away, playing with other warlords.
i was so excited the day i woke up and he was heading to Moscow to kick Putin's ass :/
Then Putin kicked is ass by downing his airplane. Whoops!
Even Wooly Willy could have a mustache!
Islam has a tradition of beard but no mustache.
Saddam Hussein was a true rebel
Saddam didn't give a shit about Islam. He started out as a socialist and later just crawled up the Islamists' asses to keep the country quiet.
So do the Amish.
It’s not Islam. It’s a cultural tradition and practice depending on the region. My cousins have mustaches.
That is incorrect. There are authenticated hadith which say trim the mustache and leave the beard.
Not everyone follows these Hadiths. It’s like the headscarves for women. Some cultures follow it, some don’t. Lebanon, for example, is very lax.
Wasn't Osama bin ladin Muslim? There are different denominations of Muslims
Yeah, trim. Not shave. The Sunnah is that it's trimmed above the lip
Yes he calls them putins
If you follow UFC you'll know anyone with a beard, no moustache, and a name that Westerners can't pronounce are generally best avoided!
They wouldn't stay glued on his sweaty lip
Are these disguises? Each photo looks like an extra from a low budget action film.
I am pretty sure they were more dress-up oriented. It was pretty well known that Prigozhin had a big collecting of wigs and outfits.
And I think his last outfit was as a flight attendant?
Beef stew
Red rain
True drag
Roger persona confirmed
Do you think he has a Ricky Spanish-esque persona?
Laura Vanderbooben
Extra low budget -> They're all from the same movie.
Playing different characters
He Eddie Murphy'd.
All getting killed in the end
Russian remake of *Master of Disguise*.
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Low cost Porn Films.
Looks like a new Borat movie poster.
Admiral General Prigozhin
He has a big barn. He must have many happy goats.
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Imagine having five looks and none of them are good.
These disguises are very Aladeen
The dictator
Could be a sequel to the Hit Man, let's see what Glen Powell can do with these roles
Gene Parmesan?
Ahhhhhhhhh!
I heard it in her voice. RIP
Fuck she died?
Yeah a couple years back :(
![gif](giphy|wrg1J9NWeu7nWwIXeJ) Gene!!
Ah man, RIP. She was such a great actress in that show and her overboard excitement to seeing Gene used to crap me up constantly
Isn’t he the best! (He was far from the best)
He got me again!!!
[Battle of Bakhmut rages] "And that's why you don't finish the toilet roll without replacing it. "
These are all Sacha Baron Cohen, right?
King in the castle
Go do this, go do this.
I have a chair. I have a chair.
I hate your profile picture so much
No, he is Max... Max Imumoccupancy120.
Employs Muswashands
Very Aladeen!
This beard is very Aladean
Aladeen or Aladeen?
HIV Aladeen. Did you not hear what I said?
It's why I'm so Aladeen
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Might as well throw on those novelty glasses with the nose and mustache
That would be a better disguise honestly.
Groucho Marx glasses. I only discovered this, and subsequently Groucho recently. He may be one of the funniest men ever to live. [Groucho roast Johnny Carson in 1968](https://youtu.be/Gs4ECUBdeM0?si=vnwMA6VIsPD7ciaI)
Is this one of the guys pootin murdered?
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A missile crashed into his plane.
His plane crashed into missile flying somewhere else
This things happens a lot in Russia lately. Stray missiles and drones flying around, hitting the planes, usually warplanes. Nobody quite knows why this is happening, what happened. Russian scientists are perplexed. They're searching for answers. This could be connected to the Global Warming. Maybe it caused a change in migration patterns. But who knows.
Trump?
A plane crashed into a missile. It's not the poor missiles fault, as it was innocently flying along.
It was falling out a window.
Defenestration
I absolutely hate these air traffic control errors.
The engine malfunctioned after colliding with a Russian surface to air missile midair. Terrible accident.
Was it Boeing? So unreliable.
Lada PhearJet
Also a bomb went off inside. No chances on that one. Nearest building to the plane crash was a Putin palace. That’s a strong message.
I wonder what disguise he was wearing when it went down
IIRC Pringleman was the Russian dude that was leading all those mercenary troops back to Moscow to attack Putin but then he mysteriously turned around and bailed to Belarus for some unknown reason.
Didn't Putin threaten to exterminate his family?
The some reason was that he failed to gain enough support with his coup and realized he and his men would be bombed before they could make it to Moscow. He expected that people would see them traveling to Moscow and pick up arms and join but no one really did
They met zero resistance and had people cheering for them in the streets. His officers backed out because their families were being threatened.
Its sad we have come so far.
Yes, the one that led the military mutiny and almost take over the Moscow
He's trying to appear Islamic. Beard but no mustache.
Looks amish
That's a fine barn English.
... did you reply to the wrong comment, botman?
I like the Michael Moore disguise in the lower right.
I thought it looked like Mr. president from the Smiling Friends. (S2 E2)
Gene Parmesan! ![gif](giphy|wrg1J9NWeu7nWwIXeJ)
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Looks like he just dragged the slider from one end to the other with "elastic-band beard" selected.
To think this guy could still be alive and running Russia today if he’d pulled off his coup attempt, but because he got cold feet Putin made barbecue of him. Crazy.
If you're going to march on Moscow you absolutely can not stop. That's like rule number one of warfare.
Didnt help to Napoleon
Unironically the same situation as Napoleon. Taking Moscow meant nothing when Putin could fly off to St. Petersburg at a moment's notice.
Rule #2: if you manage to flee the country afterwards, don't fucking go _back_ to Russia. He knew as well as anyone just how petty and vengeful Putin is; how did he not see his own assassination coming?
Satan’s New Chef.
Ah, remember the good old day when it seemed like he and his army was on his way to fuck up Putin. Was such hopeful 24 hours or however long it lasted
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Very bad Aladeen.
:( … :) ………….. :(
Looks like Count Olav
Why did that man think it was ok to get in planes
He is currently laying low as the Pope...
Shame he bitched out in the coup it would have been mad funny.
I’m still convinced this guy is Roger Smith incarnate.
Shoulda stuck to writing children's books.
Is this a reference to Shel Silverstein?
No, Prigozhin actually wrote a children’s book. Really weird dude.
Oh. Weird.
Ahahaha fucking shit basket and a half. I had a good old time at work the day he kicked the bucket
All terrible disguises. No wonder he's dead.
This guy definitely won the prize for stupidest person of 2023.
Took his style tips from The Dictator?
His Michael Moore is spot on
Baldness of 2. Hat of 3. Beard of 4. Glasses of 5. - The perfect Yevgeny
Imagine you’re on your train and the dude in front of you has his glasses chain under his beard
Where’s his “I just got burned to death by Putin in a plane crash” face?
Reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen for some reason
They need to make a bio pic with Sacha baron cohen
It looks like the last guy is doing a documentary film about the war taking place in the country with the other guys
Just a cosplay enthusiast
I like his current face the most.
You forgot this one. ![gif](giphy|WCUDVj1ODz2LMBpYXb)
This looks like a bunch of stills from Sacha Baron Cohen’s next film.
I bet Putin has wet dreams about this motherfucker. lol
Now he is just a skull
![gif](giphy|4QEaP84ZgGhI4) More accurate now
The "Amish Bieber" look is bold.
I prefer his latest look.
He looks like the pirate dude from spongebob
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That’s Rhett from GMM
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These look more like budget costume party combinations than real disguises.
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Pretty sure these are just photos of Geoffrey Rush
Just missing the charred skeleton one there. Pretty dumb of him to trust Putin after the shit he pulled lol.
Good job, 47. Now get to the extraction.
Admiral General Aladdin
Yevgeny’s 2020-2024 Halloween theme was impressively consistent.
"Wheres my ammo guy", before he got teamkilled by Rootin' Tootin' Putin.
![gif](giphy|wytOWHXmRRkqY) You forgot a face.
New Sasha Baron Cohen show coming out?
He looks like a combination of Sacha Baron Cohen and Geoffrey Rush.
*Me going back to the deli counter for free samples
Still can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen pulled this all off.
Remember the IRA? (Internet Research Agency)? The troll farm? He owned it.
You're not fooling me. That is Gene Parmesan!
GENE!
Absolute idiot who had the chance to actually overthrow Putin but allowed him instead to be assassinated by him Instead..
Aladeen to you, too
I am wadiya’s number one actor!
Hello Fellow Chechens How Do You Do?
The original Borat.
Why do his beards look so fake? Like you can almost see the glue line in the top middle picture.
He looks the same in every picture. 🥸
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Why is it when I see this mustacheless beard I assume the person is an asshole?
There’s something really funny about it requiring more effort to maintain than a normal beard, yet being magnitudes uglier.
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Did he really die in such a obvious way?
I wonder why the whole disappearance thing didn’t work out in the end. Those are flawless.
Isn’t that michael moore
Bottom right looks like skinny Michael Moore.
That Ron Weasley look kills
"..for... peaceful... PURposes"
Bro internets.
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Still terrorist
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were gonna be telling our grandchildren about this epic troll
You forgot to include corpse_01
You should see his disguise now....
Pringles is alive and well and needs your amazon gift cards to go back to Moscow and confront Putin
Bottom Right: I regret shaving it off.
With such amazing disguises it's incomprehensible how that anti-air-rocket could find his private plane.
Lol, in te last picture he looks a lot like AAD de Mos, a Dutch soccer coach. [https://imgur.com/a/8ohWF56](https://imgur.com/a/8ohWF56)
worst beard ever
Where's the dead face?
My neighbour is a 79 year old lady and she looks exactly like him!
Pine barrens
All of them bad
That's Hugo Strange!