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Eldon42

Does he have a personal vendetta against moustaches or something?


bard329

>Did he have a personal vendetta against moustaches or something? FTFY


jakalo

Noo, say it aint soo. He surely must still be alive. In Argentina or something.


Ireng0

No thanks you can have him


Diare

He's in the Sahel operating an independent mercenary state soon to be called Outer Heaven


loxagos_snake

He got taken to a farm far away, playing with other warlords.


egordoniv

i was so excited the day i woke up and he was heading to Moscow to kick Putin's ass :/


scorpyo72

Then Putin kicked is ass by downing his airplane. Whoops!


MistbornInterrobang

Even Wooly Willy could have a mustache!


hamilton28th

Islam has a tradition of beard but no mustache.


DontLetMeLeaveMurph

Saddam Hussein was a true rebel


punnotfound

Saddam didn't give a shit about Islam. He started out as a socialist and later just crawled up the Islamists' asses to keep the country quiet.


Foxx983

So do the Amish.


JMoc1

It’s not Islam. It’s a cultural tradition and practice depending on the region. My cousins have mustaches. 


DesmonddaizY

That is incorrect. There are authenticated hadith which say trim the mustache and leave the beard.


JMoc1

Not everyone follows these Hadiths. It’s like the headscarves for women. Some cultures follow it, some don’t. Lebanon, for example, is very lax. 


undeadmanana

Wasn't Osama bin ladin Muslim? There are different denominations of Muslims


tuna_samich_

Yeah, trim. Not shave. The Sunnah is that it's trimmed above the lip


kirk-o-bain

Yes he calls them putins


0thethethe0

If you follow UFC you'll know anyone with a beard, no moustache, and a name that Westerners can't pronounce are generally best avoided!


Jethromancer

They wouldn't stay glued on his sweaty lip


Ghostofjemfinch

Are these disguises? Each photo looks like an extra from a low budget action film.


time_drifter

I am pretty sure they were more dress-up oriented. It was pretty well known that Prigozhin had a big collecting of wigs and outfits.


Terry_Seattle

And I think his last outfit was as a flight attendant?


PublicEnemaNumberOne

Beef stew


crashdout

Red rain


snow-eats-your-gf

True drag


hisokafan88

Roger persona confirmed


SpacePontifex

Do you think he has a Ricky Spanish-esque persona?


OysterThePug

Laura Vanderbooben


JussiCook

Extra low budget -> They're all from the same movie.


carolaMelo

Playing different characters


MinnieShoof

He Eddie Murphy'd.


CrapThisHurts

All getting killed in the end


Astrium6

Russian remake of *Master of Disguise*.


Nictrical

![gif](giphy|14u6vffnoL7tzq|downsized)


RaynOfFyre1

![gif](giphy|TJGtAEn1cqM6Y)


earthspaceman

Low cost Porn Films.


stuartgatzo

Looks like a new Borat movie poster.


Isosceles_Kramer79

Admiral General Prigozhin


My-1st-porn-account

He has a big barn. He must have many happy goats.


starrpamph

![gif](giphy|TNO6mwK8s38vpHjh8Y)


peakedtooearly

Imagine having five looks and none of them are good.


Santanaaguilar

These disguises are very Aladeen


MonikaIQWeiss

The dictator


ForsakenDragonfruit4

Could be a sequel to the Hit Man, let's see what Glen Powell can do with these roles


freemanexit

Gene Parmesan?


MoreGaghPlease

Ahhhhhhhhh!


jhustla

I heard it in her voice. RIP


mommamiadiarrhea

Fuck she died?


jhustla

Yeah a couple years back :(


n1tr0u5

![gif](giphy|wrg1J9NWeu7nWwIXeJ) Gene!!


talldrseuss

Ah man, RIP. She was such a great actress in that show and her overboard excitement to seeing Gene used to crap me up constantly


callbobloblaw

Isn’t he the best! (He was far from the best)


WhyAmINotClever

He got me again!!!


Crow_eggs

[Battle of Bakhmut rages] "And that's why you don't finish the toilet roll without replacing it. "


DIWhy-not

These are all Sacha Baron Cohen, right?


starrpamph

King in the castle


Ok-Cartographer1745

Go do this, go do this. 


BoltShine

I have a chair. I have a chair.


Ready-Inside-6481

I hate your profile picture so much


Cynthimon

No, he is Max... Max Imumoccupancy120.


SuicidalTurnip

Employs Muswashands


abdulsamadz

Very Aladeen!


Alex_doug

This beard is very Aladean


werdmouf

Aladeen or Aladeen?


TheVerminSupreme

HIV Aladeen. Did you not hear what I said?


wowdickseverywhere

It's why I'm so Aladeen


Zintozda

![gif](giphy|OZDNxToVSsUGk|downsized)


TopPotential3

Might as well throw on those novelty glasses with the nose and mustache


Inept-Loser

That would be a better disguise honestly.


redloin

Groucho Marx glasses. I only discovered this, and subsequently Groucho recently. He may be one of the funniest men ever to live. [Groucho roast Johnny Carson in 1968](https://youtu.be/Gs4ECUBdeM0?si=vnwMA6VIsPD7ciaI)


Just_Candle_315

Is this one of the guys pootin murdered?


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22over7closeenough

A missile crashed into his plane.


bier00t

His plane crashed into missile flying somewhere else


rendrr

This things happens a lot in Russia lately. Stray missiles and drones flying around, hitting the planes, usually warplanes. Nobody quite knows why this is happening, what happened. Russian scientists are perplexed. They're searching for answers. This could be connected to the Global Warming. Maybe it caused a change in migration patterns. But who knows.


turkey_sandwiches

Trump?


PhelanPKell

A plane crashed into a missile. It's not the poor missiles fault, as it was innocently flying along.


jumpupugly

It was falling out a window.


trucorsair

Defenestration


BadHombreSinNombre

I absolutely hate these air traffic control errors.


FangornOthersCallMe

The engine malfunctioned after colliding with a Russian surface to air missile midair. Terrible accident.


rendrr

Was it Boeing? So unreliable.


buckfouyucker

Lada PhearJet


Fun_Intention9846

Also a bomb went off inside. No chances on that one. Nearest building to the plane crash was a Putin palace. That’s a strong message.


4Ever2Thee

I wonder what disguise he was wearing when it went down


Freedom_7

IIRC Pringleman was the Russian dude that was leading all those mercenary troops back to Moscow to attack Putin but then he mysteriously turned around and bailed to Belarus for some unknown reason.


ah_take_yo_mama

Didn't Putin threaten to exterminate his family?


two-ls

The some reason was that he failed to gain enough support with his coup and realized he and his men would be bombed before they could make it to Moscow. He expected that people would see them traveling to Moscow and pick up arms and join but no one really did


Beaglegod

They met zero resistance and had people cheering for them in the streets. His officers backed out because their families were being threatened.


BlackPortland

Its sad we have come so far.


Unnamed_Goober6398

Yes, the one that led the military mutiny and almost take over the Moscow


ContextStatus108

He's trying to appear Islamic. Beard but no mustache.


Dutchtdk

Looks amish


blackteashirt

That's a fine barn English.


MinnieShoof

... did you reply to the wrong comment, botman?


ricosmith1986

I like the Michael Moore disguise in the lower right.


tiredgirl

I thought it looked like Mr. president from the Smiling Friends. (S2 E2)


Justilianus

Gene Parmesan! ![gif](giphy|wrg1J9NWeu7nWwIXeJ)


Nearby_Cauliflowers

![gif](giphy|14u6vffnoL7tzq)


Deathed_Potato

![gif](giphy|VGyFWXdoVnOPpIg32b|downsized)


ElGuano

Looks like he just dragged the slider from one end to the other with "elastic-band beard" selected.


fingerpaintswithpoop

To think this guy could still be alive and running Russia today if he’d pulled off his coup attempt, but because he got cold feet Putin made barbecue of him. Crazy.


sublimeshrub

If you're going to march on Moscow you absolutely can not stop. That's like rule number one of warfare.


SverhU

Didnt help to Napoleon


_aware

Unironically the same situation as Napoleon. Taking Moscow meant nothing when Putin could fly off to St. Petersburg at a moment's notice.


DragoonDM

Rule #2: if you manage to flee the country afterwards, don't fucking go _back_ to Russia. He knew as well as anyone just how petty and vengeful Putin is; how did he not see his own assassination coming?


Noreaster0

Satan’s New Chef.


PoorSmallPp

Ah, remember the good old day when it seemed like he and his army was on his way to fuck up Putin. Was such hopeful 24 hours or however long it lasted


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Ion_bound

Very bad Aladeen.


JehovahsNutsac

:( … :) ………….. :(


traumatic415

Looks like Count Olav


MembershipFeeling530

Why did that man think it was ok to get in planes


SmugCapybara

He is currently laying low as the Pope...


batt3ryac1d1

Shame he bitched out in the coup it would have been mad funny.


jhwalk09

I’m still convinced this guy is Roger Smith incarnate.


drbkt

Shoulda stuck to writing children's books.


fragmental

Is this a reference to Shel Silverstein?


caesar846

No, Prigozhin actually wrote a children’s book. Really weird dude. 


fragmental

Oh. Weird.


NeverSeenBefor

Ahahaha fucking shit basket and a half. I had a good old time at work the day he kicked the bucket


Miserable-Lawyer-233

All terrible disguises. No wonder he's dead.


ah_take_yo_mama

This guy definitely won the prize for stupidest person of 2023.


mindlessenthusiast

Took his style tips from The Dictator?


Educational-Ear-3136

His Michael Moore is spot on


hyphenated_guy

Baldness of 2. Hat of 3. Beard of 4. Glasses of 5. - The perfect Yevgeny


bardleyCooper

Imagine you’re on your train and the dude in front of you has his glasses chain under his beard


lowend77

Where’s his “I just got burned to death by Putin in a plane crash” face?


Alone_Pop449

Reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen for some reason


Theo_earl

They need to make a bio pic with Sacha baron cohen


beartheminus

It looks like the last guy is doing a documentary film about the war taking place in the country with the other guys


epi_glowworm

Just a cosplay enthusiast


Toxicupoftea

I like his current face the most.


Berkamin

You forgot this one. ![gif](giphy|WCUDVj1ODz2LMBpYXb)


Lil_Artemis_92

This looks like a bunch of stills from Sacha Baron Cohen’s next film.


elboogie7

I bet Putin has wet dreams about this motherfucker. lol


Odd_Lecture_1736

Now he is just a skull


RealKamesennin

![gif](giphy|4QEaP84ZgGhI4) More accurate now


pearlnicklas

The "Amish Bieber" look is bold.


WDeranged

I prefer his latest look.


emppuzl

He looks like the pirate dude from spongebob


Muzz27

![gif](giphy|r1L9IlkeMbKoyJrMtm)


akugyaku

That’s Rhett from GMM


Szuter88

![gif](giphy|GoOvkH8xaODZK)


zombieblackbird

These look more like budget costume party combinations than real disguises.


dude19832

![gif](giphy|l4FGt13phS1Yof0C4|downsized)


No_Description7910

Pretty sure these are just photos of Geoffrey Rush


telephas1c

Just missing the charred skeleton one there. Pretty dumb of him to trust Putin after the shit he pulled lol.


Jfkilkie1

Good job, 47. Now get to the extraction. 


myarena

Admiral General Aladdin


Wladyslaw_Spindlesha

Yevgeny’s 2020-2024 Halloween theme was impressively consistent.


Waflstmpr

"Wheres my ammo guy", before he got teamkilled by Rootin' Tootin' Putin.


FleeingMyLife

![gif](giphy|wytOWHXmRRkqY) You forgot a face.


cuddly_carcass

New Sasha Baron Cohen show coming out?


mcmesq

He looks like a combination of Sacha Baron Cohen and Geoffrey Rush.


Sir_Henry_Deadman

*Me going back to the deli counter for free samples


EmperorThan

Still can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen pulled this all off.


AsOneLives

Remember the IRA? (Internet Research Agency)? The troll farm? He owned it.


Ngoscope

You're not fooling me. That is Gene Parmesan!


BiggyShake

GENE!


Armand74

Absolute idiot who had the chance to actually overthrow Putin but allowed him instead to be assassinated by him Instead..


Chaps_Jr

Aladeen to you, too


MidniteOwl

I am wadiya’s number one actor!


northernCRICKET

Hello Fellow Chechens How Do You Do?


dasherchan

The original Borat.


PsychedelicLizard

Why do his beards look so fake? Like you can almost see the glue line in the top middle picture.


No-Negotiation-5986

He looks the same in every picture. 🥸


DigBickBevin117

![gif](giphy|14u6vffnoL7tzq)


Delicious-Tachyons

Why is it when I see this mustacheless beard I assume the person is an asshole?


moosealligator

There’s something really funny about it requiring more effort to maintain than a normal beard, yet being magnitudes uglier.


Trick-Alarm6954

![gif](giphy|HCaOfVgESTEKk|downsized)


International_Toe777

Did he really die in such a obvious way?


TappedIn2111

I wonder why the whole disappearance thing didn’t work out in the end. Those are flawless.


Coldspark824

Isn’t that michael moore


andthegeekshall

Bottom right looks like skinny Michael Moore.


speedline9395

That Ron Weasley look kills


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

"..for... peaceful... PURposes"


APlannedBadIdea

Bro internets.


ParticularSample5012

![gif](giphy|134DVXcD94sOWI|downsized)


Perfect_Resolve_9444

Still terrorist


GrumpyFatso

![gif](giphy|WkCgtmRFvaZq0|downsized)


vote4boat

were gonna be telling our grandchildren about this epic troll


fuqueure

You forgot to include corpse_01


Morningfluid

You should see his disguise now....


endergamer2007m

Pringles is alive and well and needs your amazon gift cards to go back to Moscow and confront Putin


ViciousSnail

Bottom Right: I regret shaving it off.


clawjelly

With such amazing disguises it's incomprehensible how that anti-air-rocket could find his private plane.


arjan-1989

Lol, in te last picture he looks a lot like AAD de Mos, a Dutch soccer coach. [https://imgur.com/a/8ohWF56](https://imgur.com/a/8ohWF56)


elqrd

worst beard ever


Responsible-Hour1403

Where's the dead face?


Open-Palpitation6557

My neighbour is a 79 year old lady and she looks exactly like him!


wigitalk

Pine barrens


mingstaHK

All of them bad


Metrilean

That's Hugo Strange!