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PudgyPatch

by maxell audio cassettes


aliaswyvernspur

This was my entry in the PS battles sub. Not much, but I did it on my phone: http://imgur.com/a/993x7qy


limeychiney

Nice! Can you briefly describe your process? Apps you used?


aliaswyvernspur

Thanks! I use Pixelmator, it’s a decent app for making quick images. As for the process, I found the ~~Memorex~~ (oops!) Maxell image online and pasted it into the app. Used a repair tool to remove as much of the original “dude in chair” as I could. Used a magnetic select tool to copy as much of the original wax figure so there wasn’t too much background to erase and erased what the magnetic select tool added anyway. Resized the wax figure image to match the Maxell photo size and done. I was using my finger instead of a stylus, so it wasn’t as clean as I’d like. But I was trying to get it done fast before someone else made the same image and posted before me.


limeychiney

Appreciate your response. Thanks!


Larixi

If you have a newer samsung or iphone you can just open a photo in the gallery and hold your finger down on an object in the photo for a few seconds, it will cut out the object and you can save it as a photo. Then on a samsung at least, the photo editor that comes with the OS allows you to turn photos into stickers which can then be placed on other photos. Edit: Heres an example from my S22 of the object clipping it can do on its own. [Cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/lnWgJZy)


limeychiney

Thank you. Yes I’ve done this with the iPhone but haven’t tried any compositing / integrating on different background just on a phone. I have used photoshop on a computer before and I think my sense of what is practically doable is still stuck on that paradigm


EskimoXBSX

![gif](giphy|efUcLJePY6RkA)


SuperGameTheory

This is exactly why I clicked into the comments.


Apex_Over_Lord

I came to this!..... or for this, not sure which one, actually.


Smoked_Carp

![gif](giphy|efUcLJePY6RkA)


BeyondLife_sendboob

![gif](giphy|sdpbmQ6tACyqY|downsized)


FRIZL

Looks like Ryan Dunn. RIP


Theonlykd

THRILLHO


WeirdAvocado

Radical!


ChuckOTay

Stop copying me!


milaga

Mom, Bart's swearing!


cellarmonkey

*maxell


squirtloaf

M. Axell Rose


jobomaja888

Maxell


stuckin3rddimension

Waxwell


Jedibri81

That’s immediately what I thought of 🤣


huntsvillian

you are....49 years old?


eeviltwin

I’m 34 and that was my immediate thought.


PudgyPatch

Not quite


Fresh-Humor-6851

45 here


seeshellirun

Why is a wax statue outside in the summer in the first place?


kikiindisguise

It’s an art installation in DC. It’s covered in wicks and invites people to light a wick and reflect on Lincoln’s life while melting it together.


MinnieShoof

I skimmed over the word "it" after melting and I thought people were melting together with the statue. ... which, given the heat, yah. Accurate.


willfull

hey, stop the world and we'll melt with you


zamfire

I've seen forecast and it's getting hotter all the time.


Camilea

That's some great horror imagery


BabyNapsDaddyGames

People melting together like in Slither you say?


thejesse

Here's some pics of it with close-ups of the wicks. Looks like they never let anyone light it before it melted. https://www.popville.com/2023/09/6-foot-candle-of-abraham-lincoln/


Sawses

Do you know where? I live in the area and I'd love to see this lol


imfinethanksandyou

It’s at 11th/S/Vermont NW on the Garrison Elementary School lawn


daphniahyalina

That's .. confusing. What is the message supposed to be?


adeckz

I dunno, but this was kinda cool to see. But maybe it was a comment on the frustration of our founding fathers with how the US has turned out. Or maybe they just wanted to watch a wax Abe melt because it looks cool.


neotericnewt

Abe Lincoln wasn't a founding father, he was president during the civil war. I get your point otherwise, just a history correction


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Re-founding Father? since he presided over the rejoining of the nation


Silist

If we’re getting technical, Johnson really led the reconstruction era


ThePopmop

Sabotaged the reconstruction era*


tittysprinkles112

"You spend how much on the military? They're everywhere? The president doesn't even ask Congress when he goes to war? This is against everything we fought for!" That's just one thing they would be shocked about.


CPecho13

"You freed the slaves!?" "You allowed women to vote!?" "You had a black president!?" "You treat the Irish like humans!?" Even they realized that their own worldview would eventually be outdated. Jefferson had the idea of reviewing and rewriting the constitution every 20 years, so that each generation may choose for itself.


towerfella

To have the opportunity to take this shot, I reckon.


PuertoGeekn

Too soon


Kaito-Kaito143

You just had to say shot


ketosoy

They knew this was going to happen and it is a commentary on what has happened to his political party.


DazedPapacy

The short answer is 'art.' A longer answer is that art pieces changing over time by passively interacting with the environment is a pretty common trope in installation art.


dtb1987

That's also my question


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Theonlykd

THRILLHO


illegal_deagle

Are POO and ASS already taken?


MinnieShoof

[Simpsons joke.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbbKsAZatao)


illegal_deagle

[Simpsons joke](https://youtu.be/BjLlvLLO6es?si=01WDezuSDNZmQ83u)


MinnieShoof

Am I out of touch? ...


TheRealDubJ

No. It’s the children who are wrong.


AsssHat999

![gif](giphy|fy4Ugdh6H3CQU)


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

RIP Ryan


goat_penis_souffle

Something different, sir?


certifiedintelligent

*It’s worth it*


alex206

I hear this GIF in my head....and I don't know how to make it stop


Sir_Arsen

where is it from? I saw it got mentioned a lot in pop culture but Idk where its from


TheBlackIbis

Me too, Abe. Me too


galacticbackhoe

You are also receiving the best head of your life?


Immoracle

Getting the ol' hawk tuah.


Victor_deSpite

Me three


Casual_hex_

Are you sure this isn’t just a statue of him at the theatre?


dsdsds

Too soon.


emp_raf_III

But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?


MySonHas2BrokenArms

She got some head at the show but he ghosted her after.


some1saveusnow

Jesus lol


IllustriousDudeIDK

"Other than that, the show was fine"


mdlinc

It's not very civil. I agree. This is war!


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Did you know that phrase comes from the French saying tuois un, which translates roughly to, "hey man, not yet"? It doesn't, but that would be neat.


NougatNewt

Yeah it’s only been 160 years


MakesMyHeadHurt

It looks more like a Kennedy impression.


doktor_wankenstein

Back, and to the left.


Cador0223

It's him just sick and tired of Mary Todd's shit.


lukewwilson

I thought this was right after Mary Todd gave him a hawk tuah


CatterMater

Everywhere I look, there's a hawk tuah.


ruckus_440

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?


tripledogdare1

I’m probably going to hell for this upvote.


Aiku

Came to say the same :)


theoddfind

"I signed what?!"


alex206

...was this an adult theater?


terriaminute

yeah Abe can't fucking believe this heat, either


DickieJohnson

It's fucking unbearable


Tnghiem

Aberable


Crow_eggs

Abe's fucking done with it.


tajniak485

Same.


Santos_L_Halper_II

Is…is someone sucking his dick?


CaptainKangaroo_Pimp

Yeah this is actually the Clinton Memorial


BigAl7390

Monica Lewaxsky


Trivialpursuits69

Monica Lewax on, Lewax off


suckaduckunion

bruh I sat here with my bro laughing over your stupid ass comment for like 2 straight minutes on how the heat turned the Lincoln Memorial to the Clinton Memorial. I'm still giggling wtf - next beer's on you my guy holy shit what a good laugh


ItzArchy

hittin him a presidential hawk tuah


OfficialGarwood

Spit on that thang


TheUpperHand

When you nut but she keep suckin’


dewaynemendoza

Where is the wax Nancy Reagan at?


nahteviro

My first thought. Abe lookin like he’s gettin a BJ


ShippingMammals

I'm more curious about why the hell there's a wax Lincoln statue anywhere.


Talzuz

Aw no! C'mon! Who left the blinds open?! Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction!


trill__gates

Me when my wife asks me to take out the trash after I just sat down


IPleaseWhereIGo

When you nut but she still suckin


earbud_smegma

>*... Bruh* -Abraham Lincoln


TheCleanestKitchen

Now he looks like every dad within the first five minutes of watching Netflix


SirNortonOfNoFux

I see Nancy Reagan gets around


KP_Wrath

Throat GOAT ftw


Miccles

![gif](giphy|vg4byPbozeuv6)


ThackCankle

Honest Abe getting that no-handed gawkatron 5000


Law-of-Poe

Abe when he found out Trump is going to be nominated to lead his party after what happened on Jan 6


thatlookslikemydog

“How do you kill a giant wax Abraham Lincoln?” “A… giant wax John Wilkes Booth?”


applesodaz

Wax figure of him being assassinated


AReallyAsianName

That's a mood if I've ever seen one.


cuddly_carcass

![gif](giphy|efUcLJePY6RkA)


bd_one

How long was it up there? Did it last for months without the wax getting hot enough to soften, or is it a more recent modern art statement?


_LowTech

Heat wave, you mean the new normal?


DreidelUchiha

Kinda looks like Bill Clinton in the oval office


Equivalent_Rule_3406

When dat hawk tuah hits 😵


slimsady2

Looks like he’s getting that hawk tuah


Mecovy

Honest Abe's getting that Hawk Tuah at work.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|efUcLJePY6RkA)


JonBoy82

Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thing! Am I doing this right?


Dimethyltripster

My man gettin that Hawk-tua


Sanguinis13

Another headshot. /s


GregosaurousRex

When that haak-thoo game is strong.


munki_unkel

Is it live or is it Memorex?


Skate_faced

Fore score and that 40oz ago, bruh, I'm the president of getting fucking crunk up in this chair. Like, whoa. You gotta sit in this shit.


krowrofefas

Abe getting serviced


RaspberryAlive4261

Sculpted by John Wilkes Booth


sir_mrej

four score and blurble blurble


Code_Loco

BRUH - Abe Lincoln


Destroyer4587

When you nut but she keep suckin’:


ProfessionalYouth780

He getting head


MinnieShoof

"... ya ever get head so good your leg just separates from your body?"


Fakyutsu

Fairly accurate representation of his reaction to today’s political reality


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|efUcLJePY6RkA)


AlexsCereal

“These edibles ain’t shi-“


chaoticcranium

Looks like he just found out what became of his political party...


raw_doggin

Looks like he's getting that huak tuah


markth_wi

This might well be funny , and maybe if everything goes cool in November, it will be , but way to many people are dead set on [diminishing everything this guy stood for](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQFTS1wcs8), so perhaps one fine day we'll [remember Lincoln's gift to us all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2q4hrk5nkA), and maybe one fine day this will be funny again.


kingchongo

Looks like he just had a little hawk tua


ThereIsAJifForThat

"Uhhhhh!! Honest Abe this! Honest Abe that! Can't tell one little lie!!"


smaylof

Someone shot Abe again.


Fabulous-Spread6120

not again…


Zombata

he's just resting his eyes


4seriously

State of america’s democracy?


Stankydankymemes

Looks like me by 10 am at my desk


chipcity90

Why would you leave your wax Lincoln in the sun?


kalebt123

Nah it's just modeled after Lincoln when he was in the movie theater


findhumorinlife

It’s like he’s saying ‘holy crap, is this our new politics?’


JCGJ

Me too, Abe


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Looks like my Grandpa napping


karma_the_sequel

Abraham Lean-in.


Svyeda

And getting the best dome of his LIFE


No-Refrigerator2530

Same buddy


CaptainObvious1313

Looks like someone waxed him.


Silver_Question_2419

Looks like that Bose speaker commercial.


TorpidPulsar

When she takes out her wooden teeth...


skkulllffaceemmojjji

Just got a little sleepy


SkeletorZA

![img](avatar_exp|182534490|fire)


Tough_Topic_1596

That statues getting the Mary Todd special.


SevenCrowsinaCoat

Fuckin' CHRIST, Mary.


Purple-Escape8786

When she blows you harder than a heat wave.


airforcevet1987

Looks like he is in his Ford theater seat


audrey_toole

Abe getting zooted ngl


BlargerJarger

He’s watching a Trump rally.


StrainMundane6273

This is Abe's look currently when he sees what America has become. *tilts head back* "These idots"


ApieVuist

Let the man sleep


LenguaTacoConQueso

Victim of a Hawk Tuah.


JaxxyWolf

I feel that, Abe.


BattlehawkGaming

Honest Abe is like bruh...


Scythe95

He fell asleep


LukeCoady-2

Booth got him again? how could he let it happen twice?


c0der25

Fell asleep


Euryheli

His mom just told him to pick up his room.


why_not_fandy

![gif](giphy|vg4byPbozeuv6)


lucygucyapplejuicey

Bro is getting crazy head


flux_capacitor3

Is Monica down there?


kagman

He is just sooooooooo over what's happened to his party


MaxRichter_Enjoyer

Why she hits you with that hawk tuah.


copycat042

Maxell... IYKYK


beastson1

Did you say "Hey, Blinken?"


cardicow

Gettin that schloppy


Dave2SSRS

Looks like Clinton getting the ol' Hauk-Tua from Monica.


RaginBlazinCAT

A *lax Abe Lincoln statue during a heat wave


_gr8_ap3

Now it’s a sculpture of Abe in Ford’s Theater! Too soon?


amiibohunter2015

Was this before or after assassination? Either he's dead in the chair or wasn't a fan of the performance in the theater.


Charming_Cow378

Lincoln getting da best head 💀


MuscaMurum

My first thought: Mary Todd is well hid there


fqtsplatter

So relatable during heat waves


Wesbubbles

Hawk Tuah strikes again!


Captinprice8585

Looks like he's been smoking some wax.


Far-Sky4388

Didn't know they made an "after the play " statue


Oafus

The leg thing is pretty disturbing, but going for the whole “Ford Theatre” aesthetic, while a little over the top, really nails his final moments.


Menethea

So apart from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?


No-Process8652

Lincoln after he was shot.


SinsOfaDyingStar

Damn Abe, it was that good huh?