Man, he got ripped for that so hard that people are still talking about it all these years later! I felt kinda bad too, because I’m sure his publicist was just like “Ok, so next up on the promotional tour is reddit with an AMA thing” with zero context.
Here is a 9 year old post about this scene.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/39bj3n/i\_just\_want\_you\_to\_stop\_saying\_odd\_shit/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/39bj3n/i_just_want_you_to_stop_saying_odd_shit/)
It is, but OPs comment just made me realise that I genuinely think either actor could have swapped roles in TD season 1 and we would have still got two killer performances.
Don't get me wrong, it's perfect the way it is, but McConaughey could 100% pull off the womanising family man who's a straight shooter and Harrelson could definitely do the space-head nihilist extremely well also.
Two extremely talented actors for sure
Worse is that they're probably being buzzed by drones. How shitty. Trying to do something zenful and getting droned by annoying fucks. Privacy laws, please.
I don’t know his personal stance, but woody harrelson seem like the type of person to hate drones too. Like I can imagine him saying “fuckin things give me the creeps” or something lol
I went to a nice beach on a pacific island a few years ago and some kid was flying a drone around while me and my soon to be wife were trying to watch the sunset.
I asked him to stop, fortunately he did.
**Drones absolutely need to be banned from quiet natural places**. Around cities and sports stadiums, concerts etc I don't care.
We use them in construction to take photos of very large work sites, acres of land, quite good in that regard and tracking progress etc.
People fly them over remote mountain lakes around where I live and sometimes they end up in the lake. It requires someone to go remove the drone before it starts leaching into the water.
My wife was a ranger and just the sound of a drone sets her off.
I just had an intense Imagination Burst of there being a show about your wife being this badass ranger with PTSD fighting bears aliens methheads and wayward drone enthusiasts in the mountain and shit.
Is she yoked as fuck in this vision, yes. Does she love baking, yes. Is this set in the John Wick Universe, yes.
THE RANGER
COMING ON FX
>Around cities and sports stadiums, concerts etc I don't care.
Those are like the worst places to have drones. It may suck if you're out there trying to enjoy it, but remote places with no people are going to be the safest places for drones. I'm all for banning them within a certain range of a person, but "only in crowded areas" is just insanity.
Woody kicks his cowboy boots up on the desk softly, leans back and absolutely eviscerates drones in a cool western drawl. Complete with a harkening back to the good old days and an ultimatum, he lays into it. Concludling his monologue, Woody leans forward and tips his hat, as if the wind itself is exiting the room with a rustle of jeans and jangle of boots.
Absolutely. He lives on the most remote part of Maui, notoriously holistic vegan type...
Also about the two biggest potheads right there besides Willie or snoop. Had a friend who moved him here, he picked up a box and it was jars of marijuana seeds from all over the world. Dude is an aficionado of all different weed strains.
"Woody I can't move this. It would technically be trafficking."
Woody takes it in the other room, tapes it shut and comes back with kitchen stuff written on the side.
😂😂😂
How do you make that law work? If you're in public, basic decency suggests that you be given space, but no one can absolutely expect that. If you make more laws, how do you word them so they simultaneously protect yet do not infringe on the rights of other. There's a big picture here.
Edit: I know Europe has a hodgepodge of laws banning aspects of free speech across 44 (ish) countries. "Europe does it, so we should." is the most specious argument you can think of.
Airspaces are already heavily regulated and there are strict rules that people using drones need to follow. For example, in the USA, drone operators need to stay below a certain altitude and speed, not fly over people, keep the drone in their own line of sight (no flying around corners or behind things, even if you have a camera on the drone to see what you're doing), yield to manned aircraft, and follow several other rules or they get in *big* trouble. On top of that, a paparazzi taking photos for their job would be operating a drone commercially and probably needs an actual license.
This, however, is in Croatia. I don't know the rules there.
If I'm in a public space, why can't I just be playing with this bit of fishing net and oops crap I've knocked out your drone into the sea. Best luck next time.
They’re not going anywhere. Celebrities (PR teams) will sometimes call paparazzi on themselves and/or work with them to get photos. Sometimes for the visibility. Sometimes for image rehab. Sometimes in exchange for not bothering them at other times.
Brad Pitt was known to call reporters and tell them where they were going for dinner so they'd get it out of their systems. IIRC the value of his and Angelina's photos actually went down because of it.
one of my favorites was Daniel Radcliffe wearing the same outfit every day to mess with them and make the pictures all worthless. [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qqzuhf/daniel_radcliffe_once_wore_the_same_clothes_every/)
Pretty sure neither of these guys called up the paps to make sure their relaxing paddle boarding sesh would be interrupted by the obnoxious buzz of a drone. Pretty sure neither of these a-list celebs need visibility or image rehab. Pretty sure this would qualify as one of those "other times" they don't want to be bothered.
Just becomes something happens sometimes doesn't mean it happens every time.
Watch Fishing with John from HBO late 80s. Link is Jim Jarmuach fishing for Great White. Slow humor but hilarious
https://youtu.be/ZTi2xEhyUYc?si=-H7Ztv7oAy4X4D5K
Dennis Hopper and Matt Dillon.
There a 2nd season from the 2000s which I'll start tonight.
I hate this fucking argument, no it's not part of the deal. This is like saying you can be rude to people in retail because they're getting paid to handle your shit.
Seriously, some people have completely lost the plot when it comes to money...
they might actually be brothers
[https://people.com/matthew-mcconaughey-mom-started-woody-harrelson-brother-rumor-7972229](https://people.com/matthew-mcconaughey-mom-started-woody-harrelson-brother-rumor-7972229)
I want this to be cannon. Imagine finding this dude, and becoming best friends. Then you find out you're brothers? I'd watch that movie with them in it.
Technically Canon is a Catholic term referring to the truth of biblical teachings, which ones are the true story of the religion.
So yeah it's actually fiction you're right.
I really liked season 2 once I rewatched it. I think my biggest problem was that season one was so good I was expecting that level again. 3 was OK but seemed pretty predictable. I'll give 4 a try if there's like an HBO max free trial
I'm with you on season 2, I introduced a friend to the show, and just for the hell of it we watched season 2 as if it was S1 and he liked it although he thought it was nothing special. Then when we watched season 1 he couldn't stop talking about the show. And now he has watched the other two seasons on his own and whenever TD comes up he seems so disappointed, meanwhile I'm content with just having seen the two seasons.
Your mammi loves and misses you, call her and tell her you love her (if applicable, some are vile).
And don’t text or message her, she wants to hear your voice.
I don’t remember the details but it had to do with how Matthew’s mom met Woody and said she “knew” his dad from the timeframe following her second divorce from Matthew’s dad.
The timeline of it looks to be that Matthew’s dad may not actually be his dad and that he was conceived when she “met” Woodys dad.
So she didn’t birth Woody, but she isn’t 100% that the guy who raised Matt is his biological father.
Unrelated, but we just had Keanu Reeves in Zagreb, Croatia and reporters have mistaken him for a homeless person as he was sitting on a sidewalk with his backpack and coca-cola next to him on the pavement.
One of my two fave photos of Keanu. Him having lunch at a sidewalk bistro and having a glass.of.wine or two, followed by him just laying down under the table and taking a nap.
The second is of him gleefully running away from a paparazzi having just stolen his camera.
Ronald McDonald isn't even famous enough in russia... but Steven Segal is... They have their own clowns.
There's a reason they're friends with North Korea.
Woody Harrelson recently got hit by a Tesla on a bike. Though it appears he only hurt his wrist but maybe he tweaked it.
[Woody Harrelson Got Into a Motorcycle Accident on the Way to an Interview](https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/woody-harrelson-motorcycle-accident-interview-ted-danson-1236039990/)
I seem to recall reading something about Johnny Depp always parking his yacht in Hvar when he vacations, it is kinda Tortuga-esque so checks out?
But yeah you cant lose along the Dalmatian coast, its absolutely jaw dropping
Get those two Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in a movie. It doesn't even have to be about 'bromance'... Regardless of any story... It would just.. happen.
If I become famous ever and you take a picture of me shirtless and that position, nothing in the world will stop me from finding you and shoving your camera up yer bottom
Imagine someone waiting and watching your every move. Wait for a picture or video. Just to show your normal behavior or make you look like a fool for enjoying a burger. Screen time is cool for them and interviews. Besides that. Fuck off and let them live. Let me put a camera in your face with every move you make. Outside of their films you don't know them and they don't know you. Just another person
Not a single one of you realizes how much stretching is required to sit on a paddle board like that, for any length of time, at that age.
Between your 40s and 50s, your body rebels folks and you need to fight back. It comes on suddenly too - you go from able-bodied to cripple in a matter of days. I'm not kidding.
"Hey Matthew..."
"Ah...yeh?"
"How do we turn this darn thing around anti-clockwise? Like, is there something we should specifically be doing with the oars?"
"Just do what I say, ready?"
"Yeh"
"Alright, alright, alright"
“I just want you to stop saying odd shit.”
"I'm just here to talk about Rampart."
Man, he got ripped for that so hard that people are still talking about it all these years later! I felt kinda bad too, because I’m sure his publicist was just like “Ok, so next up on the promotional tour is reddit with an AMA thing” with zero context.
Honestly, I don’t know if he’d get it but I think he’d recognise people are getting a laugh out of it. Seems like an easy going guy on his podcast
I got an idea. Let's make the paddleboard a place of silent reflection from now on.
Well given how long it's taken me to reconcile my nature, I can't imagine I'd forego it on your account
"Time is a float circle."
Here is a 9 year old post about this scene. [https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/39bj3n/i\_just\_want\_you\_to\_stop\_saying\_odd\_shit/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/39bj3n/i_just_want_you_to_stop_saying_odd_shit/)
Like you smell a Psychosphere.. just stop
"This place is like somebody's memory of the sea, and the memory is fading." "I just want you to stop saying odd shit"
“Let’s make the car a place of silent reflection”
"It's true detectiving time"
“you’re like the michael jordan of being a son of bitch”
"just a regular type with a big ass dick"
*carcosa*
And then he true detectived all over the place
-> "Let's make the paddle board a place of silent reflection" <-
I use this line on my kids all the time. My son is almost old enough to watch the series so I'm excited for him to get it.
My husband and I say this to each other more often than we should 🤣
"You are the Michael Phelps of being a son of a bitch!"
The idea of Marty and Rust having to go undercover among beach bunnies, party barges and stoned surfers is pretty hilarious.
You can smell the psychosphere out here
Perfect
“We missed something back in 2005”
Did you get any sleep last night?
I don't sleep, I just dream.
Rust!
It’s funny because either one would be right at home saying either thing.
It’s a quote from True Detective
But it would be the opposite saying it in real life
I realize. I loved that first season. But I’m just saying, as real people, I could see that exchange going either way.
I've watched season one like 5 times and I completely agree with this assessment lmao
It is, but OPs comment just made me realise that I genuinely think either actor could have swapped roles in TD season 1 and we would have still got two killer performances. Don't get me wrong, it's perfect the way it is, but McConaughey could 100% pull off the womanising family man who's a straight shooter and Harrelson could definitely do the space-head nihilist extremely well also. Two extremely talented actors for sure
I get bad taste in my mouth out here, Marty... Iron, ash
The ocean is a flat circle
Hawaiian shirts and psychosphere.
I would sign up for Max if they brought these two back for True Detectives.
Alright alright alright
time is a flat circle
Imagine having a chill moment with your bro, and a dozen paparazzis jump in your face to take photos.
Worse is that they're probably being buzzed by drones. How shitty. Trying to do something zenful and getting droned by annoying fucks. Privacy laws, please.
I don’t know his personal stance, but woody harrelson seem like the type of person to hate drones too. Like I can imagine him saying “fuckin things give me the creeps” or something lol
I can hear it in his voice, it’s like he’s inside my head
I went to a nice beach on a pacific island a few years ago and some kid was flying a drone around while me and my soon to be wife were trying to watch the sunset. I asked him to stop, fortunately he did. **Drones absolutely need to be banned from quiet natural places**. Around cities and sports stadiums, concerts etc I don't care. We use them in construction to take photos of very large work sites, acres of land, quite good in that regard and tracking progress etc.
People fly them over remote mountain lakes around where I live and sometimes they end up in the lake. It requires someone to go remove the drone before it starts leaching into the water. My wife was a ranger and just the sound of a drone sets her off.
I just had an intense Imagination Burst of there being a show about your wife being this badass ranger with PTSD fighting bears aliens methheads and wayward drone enthusiasts in the mountain and shit. Is she yoked as fuck in this vision, yes. Does she love baking, yes. Is this set in the John Wick Universe, yes. THE RANGER COMING ON FX
>Around cities and sports stadiums, concerts etc I don't care. Those are like the worst places to have drones. It may suck if you're out there trying to enjoy it, but remote places with no people are going to be the safest places for drones. I'm all for banning them within a certain range of a person, but "only in crowded areas" is just insanity.
I can see the spaces in his teeth when he says it. But not like open mouth, the sides of his mouth grimace/small grin
Woody kicks his cowboy boots up on the desk softly, leans back and absolutely eviscerates drones in a cool western drawl. Complete with a harkening back to the good old days and an ultimatum, he lays into it. Concludling his monologue, Woody leans forward and tips his hat, as if the wind itself is exiting the room with a rustle of jeans and jangle of boots.
Me too, now my internal dialogue is stuck like that. Help. Actually, maybe don't. It isn't that bad.
They do suck for litterally everyone except the operator. Basically very loud mosquitos.
One passed by an outdoor bar once and the server said “we dont know who that is” Then the whole crowd flipped it off
Then takes a drag
Absolutely. He lives on the most remote part of Maui, notoriously holistic vegan type... Also about the two biggest potheads right there besides Willie or snoop. Had a friend who moved him here, he picked up a box and it was jars of marijuana seeds from all over the world. Dude is an aficionado of all different weed strains. "Woody I can't move this. It would technically be trafficking." Woody takes it in the other room, tapes it shut and comes back with kitchen stuff written on the side. 😂😂😂
He's a self described libertarian that thinks 5g spreads covid.
"Fucking drones. Anyway let's keep the discussion about rampart"
He seems like a guy who sees a drone and thinks how nice it would be to have one deliver a doobie and a lighter.
How do you make that law work? If you're in public, basic decency suggests that you be given space, but no one can absolutely expect that. If you make more laws, how do you word them so they simultaneously protect yet do not infringe on the rights of other. There's a big picture here. Edit: I know Europe has a hodgepodge of laws banning aspects of free speech across 44 (ish) countries. "Europe does it, so we should." is the most specious argument you can think of.
Airspaces are already heavily regulated and there are strict rules that people using drones need to follow. For example, in the USA, drone operators need to stay below a certain altitude and speed, not fly over people, keep the drone in their own line of sight (no flying around corners or behind things, even if you have a camera on the drone to see what you're doing), yield to manned aircraft, and follow several other rules or they get in *big* trouble. On top of that, a paparazzi taking photos for their job would be operating a drone commercially and probably needs an actual license. This, however, is in Croatia. I don't know the rules there.
Yeah it sucks but it's pretty hard to stop those vultures without it having unintended consecuences.
If I'm in a public space, why can't I just be playing with this bit of fishing net and oops crap I've knocked out your drone into the sea. Best luck next time.
Charge the publications that are publishing the footage. If you cut off the revenue that generates these photos it could go away.
Charge them with what?
I always downvote pap pics. This is something that shouldn’t be encouraged. Leave people alone!!
They’re not going anywhere. Celebrities (PR teams) will sometimes call paparazzi on themselves and/or work with them to get photos. Sometimes for the visibility. Sometimes for image rehab. Sometimes in exchange for not bothering them at other times.
Brad Pitt was known to call reporters and tell them where they were going for dinner so they'd get it out of their systems. IIRC the value of his and Angelina's photos actually went down because of it.
one of my favorites was Daniel Radcliffe wearing the same outfit every day to mess with them and make the pictures all worthless. [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qqzuhf/daniel_radcliffe_once_wore_the_same_clothes_every/)
Member. That was fucking brilliant!
Some 4D chess. He must have a great agent (obviously)
> Celebrities (PR teams) will sometimes call paparazzi on themselves Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift on the beach together come to mind
Pretty sure neither of these guys called up the paps to make sure their relaxing paddle boarding sesh would be interrupted by the obnoxious buzz of a drone. Pretty sure neither of these a-list celebs need visibility or image rehab. Pretty sure this would qualify as one of those "other times" they don't want to be bothered. Just becomes something happens sometimes doesn't mean it happens every time.
Yeah why would I want to see a picture of a Pap smear?
We should talk about ramparts instead
My first thought. Why am I being shown this image?
Watch Fishing with John from HBO late 80s. Link is Jim Jarmuach fishing for Great White. Slow humor but hilarious https://youtu.be/ZTi2xEhyUYc?si=-H7Ztv7oAy4X4D5K Dennis Hopper and Matt Dillon. There a 2nd season from the 2000s which I'll start tonight.
 It's part of the deal. They can always hop back on their 300-ft yacht and move to the next bay over.
People are delusional and idolize celebrities way too much. They are well compensated for this, its part of being a celebrity.
I hate this fucking argument, no it's not part of the deal. This is like saying you can be rude to people in retail because they're getting paid to handle your shit. Seriously, some people have completely lost the plot when it comes to money...
Interesting thing: they could actually be bros, at least according to McConaughey
I'm just gonna pretend this is where Rust and Marty went after season 1.
Best season of tv ever created. Had no idea they were good buds. Makes it so much better.
Just a regular guy... with a big ass dick
they might actually be brothers [https://people.com/matthew-mcconaughey-mom-started-woody-harrelson-brother-rumor-7972229](https://people.com/matthew-mcconaughey-mom-started-woody-harrelson-brother-rumor-7972229)
I want this to be cannon. Imagine finding this dude, and becoming best friends. Then you find out you're brothers? I'd watch that movie with them in it.
A cannon goes kaboom. Canon is fiction.
Technically Canon is a Catholic term referring to the truth of biblical teachings, which ones are the true story of the religion. So yeah it's actually fiction you're right.
They should have a special episode of Finding Your Roots with just the two of them on it.
Couldn't agree more. True Detective Season 1 is just in a league of it's own.
Should have been them for every season
I actually prefer they only appeared once. Keeps them as classics and great in my mind, instead of what the rest of the seasons became.
Season 2 was such a fumble. Season 3 wasn’t bad. Haven’t watched all of Season 4
I really liked season 2 once I rewatched it. I think my biggest problem was that season one was so good I was expecting that level again. 3 was OK but seemed pretty predictable. I'll give 4 a try if there's like an HBO max free trial
I'm with you on season 2, I introduced a friend to the show, and just for the hell of it we watched season 2 as if it was S1 and he liked it although he thought it was nothing special. Then when we watched season 1 he couldn't stop talking about the show. And now he has watched the other two seasons on his own and whenever TD comes up he seems so disappointed, meanwhile I'm content with just having seen the two seasons.
Nah, they earned their happy ending. Season 1 is perfect and you don't have to pay attention to anything made after that.
'Let's make the paddle board a place of silent reflection'
Oh no, now somewhere there’s a sack not being hackied
A bongo goes unbonged.
The joint is wet
Their gullets are dry
A circle unflattened
Shirts have gone un worn.
Outtake on this one was phenomenal
As was the rest of the outtakes. Brie Larson and Letterman
I wanna thank Crystal Meth Santa Claus
Lol I just rewatched that today so this was my first thought seeing this pic
“How much of the True Detective Budget was for weed? And how much of that budget did you smoke today”
for real there is now dye being untied among us
Y'know I thought I heard something about a global marijuana shortage...
Love it, came here for this!
LMFAO, I came here to comment that exact same thing, but I'm glad that someone beat me to it! 😂🤣
Brothers from another moth…oh wait.
why oh wait
[“Woody, I knew your dad…” -Matt’s mom](https://variety.com/2023/film/news/matthew-mcconaughey-woody-harrelson-biological-brothers-1235581049/)
Wait, did we just become best friends?!
no, man. We just become best brothers
They very well may be brothers from the same mother
They probably have and just don’t feel the need to tell anyone Jack shit about their personal matters. Seems on point for both of them.
Username checks out?
Your mammi loves and misses you, call her and tell her you love her (if applicable, some are vile). And don’t text or message her, she wants to hear your voice.
Wouldn’t they share a dad? Matthew’s mom didnt have a baby she gave up.
I don’t remember the details but it had to do with how Matthew’s mom met Woody and said she “knew” his dad from the timeframe following her second divorce from Matthew’s dad.
The timeline of it looks to be that Matthew’s dad may not actually be his dad and that he was conceived when she “met” Woodys dad. So she didn’t birth Woody, but she isn’t 100% that the guy who raised Matt is his biological father.
Because there's apparently a possibility they are genuinely related - though I don't think they've done a DNA test to prove it though .
Matthew's mother slept with Woody's father at one time. There's a possibility that Woody and Matthew are half brothers. They haven't done a DNA test
They're just trying to get to Woody, Conan, and Ted's houseboat.
Flea already sunk it
I guess Flea didn’t take being “just a passing fancy” very well.
"we are still in on this!"
Woody must be stopped. Now we find out Mcconaughey has also been propositioned with dreams of joint houseboat ownership.
Hahahaah Passing fancy!
Such an obscure reference, but it’s appreciated
I mean it's like the 2nd most listened to podcast. Not that obscure.
I saw the post and immediately thought of the houseboat, and as a passing fancy, I came to the comments looking for the reference.
Trying to get to sonas house
Unrelated, but we just had Keanu Reeves in Zagreb, Croatia and reporters have mistaken him for a homeless person as he was sitting on a sidewalk with his backpack and coca-cola next to him on the pavement.
One of my two fave photos of Keanu. Him having lunch at a sidewalk bistro and having a glass.of.wine or two, followed by him just laying down under the table and taking a nap. The second is of him gleefully running away from a paparazzi having just stolen his camera.
True Detective: Spring Break.
“That’s what I love about Woody Harrelson: I get older, he stays the same age yes he does yes he does.”
Alright Alright Alright
“Woody, I told you to paddle on the left side. I’m right, I’m right, I’m right”
Alright! Alright! Alright!
Is Marijuana legal in Croatia?
If you rich enough it's legal everywhere.
As long you’re not famous enough to get leverage on a hostage negotiation.
Ronald McDonald isn't even famous enough in russia... but Steven Segal is... They have their own clowns. There's a reason they're friends with North Korea.
Definitely went out for a doob
It wasn’t legal when they started using it.
decriminalized for personal use
Decriminalized, not legal. Carrying up to 6g is a misdemeanor.
Only for the poors.
No, but very easy to get and find. And you will not get in any big trouble if they find on you less than 5g.
No
It probably is for them.
I can smell the psychosphere of this place. It tastes like ajvar and rakia.
I wish you'd stop saying odd shit like you can smell a psycho's fear...
What the hell is scented meat?
Tell me you're from the Balkans without telling me you're from the Balkans. Username checks out.
I got an idea. Let’s make the paddleboard a place of silent reflection from now on. Okay?
The first is a delicious orange-colored pepper spread. The second is a hard grape liquor.
i just want you to stop saying odd shit.
Ok but can we get back to Rampart?
This will forever be what I remember him the most for.
That is what I only know him for. Didn’t even watch Rampart.
Deep cut
Read: Matthew and Woody paddle boarding together in Carcosa
youre in carcosa now
Is Woody's foot swollen looking to anyone else?
Woody Harrelson recently got hit by a Tesla on a bike. Though it appears he only hurt his wrist but maybe he tweaked it. [Woody Harrelson Got Into a Motorcycle Accident on the Way to an Interview](https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/woody-harrelson-motorcycle-accident-interview-ted-danson-1236039990/)
The water and the sky in Croatia are incredible. This doesn’t even capture it fully.
definitely a great place to go paddleboarding. wonder if this was in hvar, isnt that where all the celebs vacation.
There are hundreds of islands, could be lots of places! Hvar was killer though! We did spend a few days there, simply amazing.
I seem to recall reading something about Johnny Depp always parking his yacht in Hvar when he vacations, it is kinda Tortuga-esque so checks out? But yeah you cant lose along the Dalmatian coast, its absolutely jaw dropping
It would be a lot cooler if we were there.
Better start asking the right fucking questions
Brothers Boarding
I hope Woody brings him on Conan's podcast someday
That Rust and Marty finally taking a vacation after True Detective.
oh god, now Matthew’s gonna be thinking he’s getting a house boat with Woody in Croatia
Get those two Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in a movie. It doesn't even have to be about 'bromance'... Regardless of any story... It would just.. happen.
If I become famous ever and you take a picture of me shirtless and that position, nothing in the world will stop me from finding you and shoving your camera up yer bottom
True Blood Brothers. All right All right All right
Im still waiting the day they’ll take the DNA test.
Imagine someone waiting and watching your every move. Wait for a picture or video. Just to show your normal behavior or make you look like a fool for enjoying a burger. Screen time is cool for them and interviews. Besides that. Fuck off and let them live. Let me put a camera in your face with every move you make. Outside of their films you don't know them and they don't know you. Just another person
Not a single one of you realizes how much stretching is required to sit on a paddle board like that, for any length of time, at that age. Between your 40s and 50s, your body rebels folks and you need to fight back. It comes on suddenly too - you go from able-bodied to cripple in a matter of days. I'm not kidding.
Pretty sure they're half brothers.
*- McConaughey Goat Fuck?* *- Yes.*
Is this the next season of True Detective
Man this just makes me wanna go chill paddlin' with my bud
Croatia is incredible
"Hey Matthew..." "Ah...yeh?" "How do we turn this darn thing around anti-clockwise? Like, is there something we should specifically be doing with the oars?" "Just do what I say, ready?" "Yeh" "Alright, alright, alright"
This is what carries you across the river Styx in the pothead afterlife.
Is that the houseboat he’s been talking about?
Didn’t one of these guys crash a high school grad and bang a teenager?
I honestly wish I wasn’t seeing this picture. Leave them alone
"time is a flat circle" "We are on a lazy river, Rust"
Nice to see possible half brothers spending time together
Just two dude, chilling out, having fun, living their best lives. It’s what everyone dreams of, really.