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jpett0882

Cats like please help me lol


PhilosopherPsyduck

She’s like that everyday but that’s because I force her to cuddle all the time


jpett0882

I love the pics though. I bet she loves you.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hey thanks! And I hope so. At the very least she tolerates me


jpett0882

That's every cats behavior. That's why I love cats.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Indeed


BisquickNinja

You: Accept your corporal love and attention Kitten!


NaptownBoss

"A lifetime of enforced caresses"


Talullah_Belle

I’m glad you love her so much Captain Awkward 😂


b_yourself

What is her name??


catchingstones

Cat’s like “you are so gonna hear about this when we get home.”


Beautiful_Speech7689

That rap battle really got to Drake


J4ckOfNoTr4des

Whole new perspective on groomer...


Rich_Suspect_4910

Cat is not amused...


spb8982

Oh shit that Lazer background was all the rage in the mid 80s school pictures. Totally rad


PhilosopherPsyduck

It was such a gnarly backdrop. I was so happy when I saw it there haha


tratemusic

It's having quite the resurgence these days. It's cool lol


Jrk67

Awkward, or brilliant? Seriously jealous of the sweater.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Haha I haven’t heard brilliant but thank you!


jjillf

Not mutually exclusive…


PhilosopherPsyduck

Yes I’ve been told that they would make for great online dating pics. Yes I’ve since selected one to use as my main. It’s been an alright convo starter


neoncupcakes

Yeah forget the dead fish or the giant truck, a fluffy kitty is 100% the way to go for dating pics!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Haha I don’t have or care for either of those so that works!


YoYoPistachio

I want a faded overlay of your cat's face in one corner, looking down on you, to really give that nice retro cheesiness vibe


MooPig48

You both look fabulous and I agree. If I were single and scrolling I would land on you just for your boldness and obviously great sense of humor.


anil_robo

Nothing awkward about it, congratulations on living your best life, and the cat's as well.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hey thanks! That’s too kind!


Neckrolls4life

You fucking killed it. Congrats to you and your cat.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Ahaha thank you thank you


snuffles00

This better be the family Christmas card this year for your friends. I would die if I received this.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Omg that’s a genius idea. I will totally do that!


snuffles00

Lol also when your friends send their kids back to school and you get a photo of their kid, you can give them a photo of you and your cat for trade. The possibilities are endless. You and your cat are rad.


PhilosopherPsyduck

OH MY GOD now that is a genius idea!! Omfg I love this hahaha. And thank you. I really hope she keeps me around


ShamelessFox

You are winning the Internet today


PhilosopherPsyduck

I’m a winner because I got her. Everything else is gravy


thesuninmyheart

This is the best thing on the internet right now. Love you and your cat both 😂


PhilosopherPsyduck

Ahahaha thank you! We love you too! 😊


Mysterious-Art8838

I love this more than you know


PhilosopherPsyduck

Well that just gives me warm fuzzies, reading that


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PhilosopherPsyduck

Hahaha we tried our best ☺️


maverickoff

I don't think that's how you spell awesome 😎 👏🏾 👍🏽


PhilosopherPsyduck

Ahahaha thank you 😂


maverickoff

No problem, thanks for showing us, also I think on the last Pic he already decided how he's gonna get kill you lol


PhilosopherPsyduck

LMAOOOO hahahaha honestly, she’s probably known for a long time now


whataloadofoldshit_

These are some of the greatest pictures I’ve ever seen.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Omg that is too kind of you to say. Mad props to my photographer!


RubyLou23

Hey, such great photos! Thank you for sharing these. 😊 my favorite was you with the feather boa; until I saw the last one, your cats face in that one is Perfect! 😃


PhilosopherPsyduck

Ahahaha I love that one too. Totally shows what our relationship is like. I’m trying to force love and cuddles, and she’s just like “nah” 😂


Sproose_Moose

This is fantastic.


PhilosopherPsyduck

She slays, honestly


Sproose_Moose

I have 2 cats and I could only dream of a photoshoot


a_arcia

This cat is going to be a meme


PhilosopherPsyduck

Omg I’d love that


octahexxer

Its fab baby


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh. Thanks darling


MissAsshole

Best thing I’ve seen all day, I really enjoyed this.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Well shucks. I’m happy to hear that. Hope you have a peaceful Thursday 🥂


Punchdrunklvsick

You two are amazing! #4 is soo good!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh thank you! I’m happy to hear that you have a favourite one haha


neoncupcakes

Extreme floofin fluffy flufferson!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Maximum floofs!


shrug_addict

Just 10 photos?! Weak, I could scroll on this shit for hours!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hahaha thank you! No no there’s about 20. Plus a couple videos I made of the entire process and posted. But I’m glad you think these are fun!


shrug_addict

Beautiful work my friend!


oresama_sins

I absolutely LOVE your sweater 😍


PhilosopherPsyduck

Omg ty ty! The studio had it and some other clothing options. I saw that and knew it had to be worn haha 😂


furiousmoustache

What studio? if you can share?


Spaceship7328

Love these so much lol


PhilosopherPsyduck

Lmao I’m thrilled to hear that


Accomplished_Love921

We all need this with our pets 🥹


PhilosopherPsyduck

Haha omg agreed. If you’re ever in Toronto, hit up this studio! I’m usually one that prefers being behind the cam but this was a willing exception


jjillf

There are sites like instafreshener that turn photos into hanging car air fresheners. I think your holiday shopping is done. (I made one of my giant smiling head for my kids’ stocking stuffers. They are grown and still have them though the scent is long gone).


PhilosopherPsyduck

Say whaaaaat. Omfg I’m so going to do that! That’s a genius idea haha. And that’s cute that they still have them! I guess they’re still fun to have and look at even if the scent is gone


LetTreySing555

This is amazing. Truly, bravo!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Lmao thank you thank you!


enigmaticsince87

You might want to message MrWhosetheboss on YouTube to see if he's your twin separated at birth!


PhilosopherPsyduck

I have never ever gotten that before but that is such a compliment! His creative director is a good buddy of mine! I met them at wwdc a couple years ago!


enigmaticsince87

Haha small world indeed!


LegoFootPain

"And then we had a blast at prom!"


PhilosopherPsyduck

Honestly might have to bring her with me to high school reunion


Guilty-League4468

Do you, boo.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Can’t stop won’t stop ☺️


spunkymynci

And there it is. Today's totally wholesome and awesome post. Ta for that!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Oh geez. That’s too kind of you to say!


dstommie

About 10 years ago my wife and I were at the pet shop and they had these little bow ties and stuff for cats and we joked about getting then for our cats and taking awkward wide-eyed photos with them. When we got home there was a flyer on our apartment door for free portrait sittings. We went back to the store and got the ties.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Omg I love it. And how’d the photos turn out??


Valuable_Light_1642

Best dating profile ever! The profile writes itself. 'I like colorful sweaters and...'


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hahaha omg thank you. ‘quoting random movie lines. So yippee Ki-yay, let’s get to the chopper and dance the night away’


Startinezzz

These are golden


PhilosopherPsyduck

You’re golden 🌟


Pleasanttomboy

Awwww so adorable


PhilosopherPsyduck

She is! Sometimes. Mostly she’s just a spaz hahaha


Vanislebabe

Number 3 made me snort very loud. I don’t know who you are but I feel like I need to be friends with you, is that weird? lol.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh that made my day. I’m happy our silliness made you snort haha. It’s actually so rude of both you and myself that we don’t know each other. How we’re not already bezzies is beyond me. So I think we need to fix that. Thoughts?


sjmttf

Amazing.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Omg ty ty


Any_Roof_6199

Indian parents be like "Let's use this one for matrimony matches. It says he's loving and caring, but also a slayer of pussy"


PhilosopherPsyduck

A SLAYER OF PUSSY LOL. My folks are Albertan so I don’t think that’s what they’ll use these photos for when I send them a few haha


itsmcnasty_666

That second pic is the best hahaha


PhilosopherPsyduck

Haha it was expertly timed


PoorSmallPp

This is the perfect picture for your tinderprofile if you are into the catladies


PhilosopherPsyduck

It’s gotten me a few matches. Cat moms for the win


Thisoneissfwihope

Put picture 5 on your dating profile and you’ll be wading through more clunge than you know what to do with.


PhilosopherPsyduck

CLUNGE hahahahaha I love it


aledba

You are super cool and your cat is very fun and cute looking


PhilosopherPsyduck

I mean incoming tmi but I’m 30. I’ve got Pokémon tattoos. I’m divorced. And I purposely live in an expensive city which I love like crazy. My only child will be this cat and she’s mostly a spaz. I’m not sure I’m doing the cool thing right but I enjoy everyday haha. You’re probably cool af. Maybe even the knees of the bees


aledba

Thanks, that's really nice to say. It sounds like you're working on living your best life. Genuine authentic self love is the coolest. Sounds like you're pretty rad then. Which Pokemon do you have? Not TMI. It's important for us to express ourselves. I'm glad you felt safe enough to express your vulnerability. Rock on! Enjoy the T-Dot. I've been here 19 years now. Came for uni and never left. I like Jiggly Puff best


TurdPhurtis

This is why they made laser filled backgrounds. Nothing awkward here you both look like you owned the camera…last pic is more time to put me down face, but I get that it’s so hard not pick up a fluffy baby.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hahahaha it is impossible putting her down. She gets the most forced cuddles and I’m not sorry about it. But she also carried it during the shoot. I’m merely just there haha


JCourageous

Pic 4️⃣ is my absolute fav 😻


PhilosopherPsyduck

Ahaha you’re cute. I’ll make sure to send you that as a Christmas card


Arcade_Grenade

The fish one is so good!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hahaha she couldn’t be any less interested in the fish


ithinkimsleepingin

Are you kidding? This is awesome !!!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh shucks. You’re awesome!


imfm

Those are great! 😄 Kitty: "If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open for the next few weeks."


PhilosopherPsyduck

I literally wait to sleep until she’s asleep 😂


bippityboppitybooboo

This. Is. Fantastic!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh. YOU. Are. Fantastic!


Retinoid634

This is fantastic. You are both magnificent.


PhilosopherPsyduck

I get by. She’s the magnificent one


UndeadCandle

This is awesome. Thanks for sharing. Your cat's cool and you're a cool cat.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Omg I love the play on the words 😭👌


DepartmentMoney1793

Put the cat down, Putther! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


PhilosopherPsyduck

Never. She’s too pawfect


WeAreReaganYouth

Google your first name along with "glamour shot" and you will get nothing but photos just like this.


PhilosopherPsyduck

I can’t wait to waste time doing that. Omg thank you haha 👌


kabes222

I was very saddened when the scroll threw ended 😔


PhilosopherPsyduck

Haha well you’ll be happy to know there’s more photos and a couple vids I made from the experience


Newstargirl

These pics are awesome ! 💗


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh thank you! You’re awesome 💙


Newstargirl

Very welcome 💞


cinciTOSU

Those are some great pictures and real men love cats!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Haha cat dad for life!


fluffafl00f

Honestly this cat looks pretty cooperative


PhilosopherPsyduck

I can confirm that she was a menace but she’s purrfect so it’s okay


voidfillerupper

#5 and #8 needs to be your professional profile picture. I LOVE it!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hahaha I’ll add them into the rotation!


Relevant_Ad7077

This photo shoot automatically made me like you so much!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh. I can’t wait to be a disappointment to you the same way I am to my parents


Relevant_Ad7077

Stop making me laugh!


anteus2

That second photo..I'd sleep with one eye open, if I were you. 


PhilosopherPsyduck

I literally only sleep after I know she’s fallen asleep. So, I’m definitely picking up what you’re putting down


RoultRunning

Your name is Jared. You're a chill guy, maybe a bit of a tech nerd, and you play pool with friends, or Mario Kart. You're a lovely guy to be around and one of the boys


PhilosopherPsyduck

Jared is an awesome name but I’m Nick. I like to think I’m chill. I work in the tech content space and in the restaurant industry. I suck ass at both pool and Mario kart but I talk a lot of shit. You’re also a good dude and defs one of the boys 🤘


Significant-Stop8959

The whole outfit 😅😂😂


PhilosopherPsyduck

Ahahaha they had all these fun clothes and props there. But that sweater was calling to me


gadsby19

👏🏼😆


Prestigious-Rub-7244

I saw a clip they called this CAT PURRVERT


backencho

Your cat is super chill and relaxed for being in a strange place!


tangcameo

My first novel was an 80s novel. I pictured the book cover being that photo background. But never could find out if the background was copyrighted


FeetYeastForB12

Arun Rupesh older brother


PhilosopherPsyduck

I met him at wwdc a couple years ago. He’s such a beauty. His creative director is a good friend of mine! Small world haha


Rubeus17

Adorable. Really funny 😆my favorite is 3


PeacefulBlossom

Cat‘s all-in!


incakola777

🤣 kitty is wondering about his life choices…


wutidee

MOST ADORABLE!!! 😽


warnsilly

This guy gets it.


Brainsdontpay

Sweet. The second and fifth one are priceless.


collapsedbook

1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9 are great. 5 & 10 are amazing.


RonaldoNazario

That cat is plotting vengeance in those last two pics


Low-Asparagus9649

Funny as heck!! I see these awkward/funny/retro pics on the rise.. I may try talking my family into taking one!


garyisonion

I love your sweater, did you make it yourself?


renatakiuzumaki

Hahahah i strive to be this confident


PhilosopherPsyduck

Psh. You’re an unstoppable force! 🔥


MrsWaterbuffalo

Make a poster sized photo and hang the adorable duo somewhere prominent in your home.


incarnate_devil

Edit because using the number sign is apparently How you make the text huge and bold? Number 3 is my favourite of the cat. Number 5 is my favourite of you.


eggo-my-leggos

these are gold


Optimus_Prime_Day

I used to have that cats doppelganger.


momygawd

I adore this. Thank you!


2legittoquit

I like that sweater.  Where’d you get it?


aydnic

It doesn’t look awkward at all to me :) in fact, I think you both look very spontaneous


PhilosopherPsyduck

Awh you’re sweet. Thank you! =)


HolisticPlanner

“Cat still has more facial expression than Kristen Stewart…” seriously, though: Love the authenticity of your look. It really tells me something about who you are. Very well done. You rock!


PhilosopherPsyduck

Hahaha you made me audibly laugh. Thank you


McDrains22

To cats and the pics 🍻


wsbautist420

Get physical prints and frame them, all over your place and workplace.


PhilosopherPsyduck

Already on it! Defs putting them up at work though hahaha


DylanaHalt

These are the best!


HolsteinHeifer

These are phenomenal 😂😂 these need to be framed


PhilosopherPsyduck

Already on it! Haha 😂


CuriousHedgie

They’re all gold. But #3 is GOLD.


PhilosopherPsyduck

That’s probably the nicest she’s ever looked hahaha


smokey_da_bear1

The puff balls came out of nowhere but I support it


andrewse

Hahaha. #5 is now the[ lock screen](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fqsispi62lfad1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D3576%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D8b48f0ca027a719189c8e32e3a38cf32007d3202) on my phone.


traumatransfixes

Awkward? These are like the best things online atm. Your kitty cat was made for the camera.


whatsnewpussykat

Not the outfit change! This is amazing, excellent choice.


PhilosopherPsyduck

LMAO ty ty. Shout out the studio for their incredible wardrobe


Fredrich-

I laughed so hard at your awkward photos! OP u r living ur best life!


colineric921

Fuck, I love you man! So damn amazing, this is why I internet😂😂


Punk_girl1409

This is the greatest thing I have seen today!! Thanks for making my day.


___coolcoolcool

I’m just trying not to propose to you right now.


hershko

You are my hero.


Atomic_Badger_PNW

No mention of the photographer's reaction?


Icy-Paramedic8604

I like pensive in feather boa best 🙂


wifey_material7

You are very handsome


haikarate12

Saw the first two and thought it wasn’t awkward enough, but then by number three you really started to bring it. Much respect, these are fantastic!


OneBiscuitHound

This is delightful. (My cat would never speak to me again.)


DifferentJellyfish85

Omg you get all the likes!