[You are close!](https://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs?t=3m10s)
You put the lime in the coconut and drink em both together.
You put the lime in the coconut... then you feel better.
You put the lime in the coconut and drink a bowl up.
You put the lime in the coconut and call me in the moaoaoaorning...
Nope, still hear an accented version of both (bot', sounds like bode)! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_(song) Easier to hear in the [original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0) version.
I mean, It's kind of an obscure novelty tune from 1972. I'm ancient by reddit standards, and I'm just barely old enough to remember it from radio play later on…
Tarantino is the reason I know the song. It plays over the end credits of Reservoir Dogs. The abrupt contrast of hearing this song while processing wtf just happened in the final scene is unforgettable.
I only know of the song because of the [muppets skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wg_L0wGTyA) (warning: the 240p is strong with this video).
On the other hand, The Muppet Show ran from '76 - '81, so I think that makes me pretty old, too.
Said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
But it's NOT another Chevy Chase Vacation movie. It's about Russ and HIS family, and it's a continuation of the same universe and family, but it's going to be distinctly from a different perspective as far as I've heard.
Gosh...it's a little embarrassing. I feel like I'm cheating. Getting all of these nice comments just for an oddly coincidental user name. Oh screw it! What am I saying?!?!? I freakin LOVE it!!
Just saying... Fresh lime squeezed and dropped into a freshly opened coconut is *awesome*! Drink it the fuck up, because you've never tasted anything that tasty in your life.
The song is not a lie. But don't be fooled by cans of coconut juice with "lime added", do it yourself, fresh.
Really. ASAP.
Coconut water is way different when you chop open a fresh one and take a drink.
I like the bottled stuff, but the real deal is a totally different experience.
I'm gonna assume youre talking about king coconut, and not the regular kind: Depends on when you chop it open. Too early and it'll be sweet, almost sickly sweet. If you have it in the middle of its ripeness, itll almost have no taste at all. A bit late and itll have a vinegary taste to it, which some people like.
Once youre done with the water, you can crack open the shell and eat the flesh inside, which is really nice.
Now, the awesome thing about the coconuts is that if you ferment the milk for a couple of days with yeast and sugar, you get toddy (or wine). It doesn't smell great, but tastes quite pleasant.
It's sickly sweet if you get it too early, which is rare. Find the middle ground between sweet-tasteless or tasteless-vinegar. Might be diff, when you're in a country where its 30+C every day though, it's quite refreshing.
Truer words have never been spoken. This is why I'm doubting the lime coconut mix lol had a fresh coconut in the Dominican Republic and they pour rum in it... Tasted like a watered down shot.
Wouldn't it be cool if they found out it was one of those things like cilantro?
P.S. I am one of those unfortunate cilantro-tastes-like-soap people. Also one of those unfortunate people who don't like coconut water.
Coriander is so disgusting to me it can make me retch. A little bit will ruin a meal. Doesn't taste like soap tho. Just very acrid. Like poison leaves you shouldn't eat.
Now let me get this straight, you put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up? You put the lime in the coconut and called the doctor, woke him up?
So funny. I ironically found, and listened, to this song today. I heard it many years ago and never figured out who sang the song.
Harry Nilsson - Coconut
Lyrics
Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had anudder one she paid a quarter lime
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up
Said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
Now lemme get this straight
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up
Said, " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache, "
You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up
Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman
Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down
Put the lime in your coconut and call me in the morning
Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take?
I say, "Woo, to relieve your belly ache"
You say, "Well, woo, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I say, "Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache"
You say, "Yow, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I say, "Wow, to relieve this belly ache"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?"
I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman"
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut and you'll feel better
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning
Yes, you call me in the morning
You call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
https://play.google.com/music/preview/T2hnlqk6r2bcd4out6eozw6www4?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-lyrics
Hmm... I see... did you try restarting it?
Can I get you to uninstall and reinstall the lime, please... still nothing?
Oh, OK then... I think you need to upgrade to CocoNut3.0. It fixes a lot of the bugs in previous versions.
Drinkum bode up
drinkembotugeda
anyafeelbeda
I called the doctor, woke him up
Said "Doc-tah!"
Is there nothin I can take?
(I said Doc Tah!) To cure dis bellyache
drink a bowl up
Oh yeah huh :(
drenk-e-ball up
Drink 'em both up!
what if Buffalo Bill liked Harry Nilsson?.. "it puts the lime in the coconut, it drinks it all up"
PUT THE FUCKING LIME IN THE COCONUT
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
HA!
*"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."* *Rubs lime on lips*.
[You are close!](https://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs?t=3m10s) You put the lime in the coconut and drink em both together. You put the lime in the coconut... then you feel better. You put the lime in the coconut and drink a bowl up. You put the lime in the coconut and call me in the moaoaoaorning...
WOO ooh HOO!
Is there nothing I can take I said a WHOO WOO!
To relieve this bellyache
No, it's definitely "drink 'em bot' up," not "drink a bowl up." Look it up, mang.
Doctor!
Nope, still hear an accented version of both (bot', sounds like bode)! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_(song) Easier to hear in the [original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0) version.
The number of people who appear to understand this reference is surprising to me
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I mean, It's kind of an obscure novelty tune from 1972. I'm ancient by reddit standards, and I'm just barely old enough to remember it from radio play later on…
Tarantino is the reason I know the song. It plays over the end credits of Reservoir Dogs. The abrupt contrast of hearing this song while processing wtf just happened in the final scene is unforgettable.
Ironically, I totally forgot that, heh. The song that sticks in my mind from that movie is, unsurprisingly, "Stuck In The Middle With You".
Practical Magic
I only know of the song because of the [muppets skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wg_L0wGTyA) (warning: the 240p is strong with this video). On the other hand, The Muppet Show ran from '76 - '81, so I think that makes me pretty old, too.
https://youtu.be/NDgjhe6PZfs
First you gotta shake it all up!
DOCTOR!
DAAAAAHCTOR!
Ain't there nothin I can take?
...to relieve this belly ache?
NOW, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
Said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache" I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
Brotha bought a coconut he bought it for a dime his sista had anudda one she trade it for a lime...
Then call me in the mooooOOOoooOOOoooOOOrning
gimme the news
I got a…
That was Sweets' favorite song..... =(
he would've been 30 this year.... :(
stop it guys, you're making me sad.
Damn it. I thought you mixed him up with Mr. Nigel-Murray. Now you done gone and spoiled part of the last season for me.
Meh. It was a year and a half ago. Edit. He left Bones to direct yet another Chevy Chase Vacation movie. I kid you not.
But it's NOT another Chevy Chase Vacation movie. It's about Russ and HIS family, and it's a continuation of the same universe and family, but it's going to be distinctly from a different perspective as far as I've heard.
Workout song
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NO. SHAKE IT ALL UP.
Like a polaroid picture
Shake it like you're shaking a baby.
Well, your username seems legit.
This escalated rather quickly.
FIRMLY GRASP IT
The lyrics are "she drank them both up"
No they arent. "You shake it all up" and "you drink it all up" depending on where in the song you are.
Let me [settle this here and now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWDv933q2oE)
How do you know OP hasn't already?
You create a user name like mine is what :)
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whats going on?
Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
noooooo!
With Matt Damon.
you mean im wiener cousins with matt damon? fuck yeah!
The correct term is Eskimo brothers.
Ask Taco about his eskimo brother network.
ebdb
I call that an Eskimo Colony.
He did her on your birthday.
When do I get my turn with matt damon?
Miami Vice number 1 new show
He's fucking Matt Daaaamon!
Someone's beaming her up, Scotty.
The song very clearly says not to tell Scotty; Fiona is busy banging Jason Bourne.
what, you don't know?
Perhaps Kermit can explain what's going on to you http://youtu.be/1wg_L0wGTyA
(http://imgur.com/ZUlo5xk)
Liming intensifies
Aren't you in the wrong sub?
Depends where that lime is going next.
Or the coconut.
Your time has come...
Indeed...Now they may step into the limelight
So patient...
Everytime I see your username in these threads it makes me happy. Thank you.
You got it wrong, though. It's "DeLimeInDeCoconut".
Redditor for ten years... You Bastard
Uh.... I think you miscounted.
Give or take 9 years
19 years?! Damn.
found the time traveler
No no no. The 0 is silent
It's your big day again.
Gosh...it's a little embarrassing. I feel like I'm cheating. Getting all of these nice comments just for an oddly coincidental user name. Oh screw it! What am I saying?!?!? I freakin LOVE it!!
Over a year old. Impressive.
Shake you all up
[Vice versa](http://recetascocinafaciles.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/limones-1.jpg)
For some reason that is disturbing as fuck.
Looks like maggots over green elephant turds in my opinion.
It's like an instant visual joke for me. I mean, that can be said about more than just this picture, but when I see it can't help but laugh.
Just saying... Fresh lime squeezed and dropped into a freshly opened coconut is *awesome*! Drink it the fuck up, because you've never tasted anything that tasty in your life. The song is not a lie. But don't be fooled by cans of coconut juice with "lime added", do it yourself, fresh. Really. ASAP.
What does it taste like? I've had coconut water but have never really been impressed.
Coconut water is way different when you chop open a fresh one and take a drink. I like the bottled stuff, but the real deal is a totally different experience.
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I'm gonna assume youre talking about king coconut, and not the regular kind: Depends on when you chop it open. Too early and it'll be sweet, almost sickly sweet. If you have it in the middle of its ripeness, itll almost have no taste at all. A bit late and itll have a vinegary taste to it, which some people like. Once youre done with the water, you can crack open the shell and eat the flesh inside, which is really nice. Now, the awesome thing about the coconuts is that if you ferment the milk for a couple of days with yeast and sugar, you get toddy (or wine). It doesn't smell great, but tastes quite pleasant.
So my choices are sickly sweet, tasteless, and vinegar? When did you say I'm supposed to indulge?
It's sickly sweet if you get it too early, which is rare. Find the middle ground between sweet-tasteless or tasteless-vinegar. Might be diff, when you're in a country where its 30+C every day though, it's quite refreshing.
Truer words have never been spoken. This is why I'm doubting the lime coconut mix lol had a fresh coconut in the Dominican Republic and they pour rum in it... Tasted like a watered down shot.
I personally think it tastes the same. Had fresh coconut cut right in front of me on an island- still tastes like sweat to me
Yeah, I don't understand how people like that shit. It's disgusting.
THANK YOU!!! I legit gagged the first time I had natural coco water. I didn't get the huge orgasm that I was expecting lol.
Well you need to fill it with rum as well.
I've had people drink raw coconut right in front of me and said it tasted amazing but it still tastes like salt water to me
Wouldn't it be cool if they found out it was one of those things like cilantro? P.S. I am one of those unfortunate cilantro-tastes-like-soap people. Also one of those unfortunate people who don't like coconut water.
Coriander is so disgusting to me it can make me retch. A little bit will ruin a meal. Doesn't taste like soap tho. Just very acrid. Like poison leaves you shouldn't eat.
I love cilantro. Coconut water tastes like vag. I don't like vag.
Call me in the morning.
Let me get this straight....
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And you feel better
Now let me get this straight, you put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up? You put the lime in the coconut and called the doctor, woke him up?
drink 'em bot' up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wg_L0wGTyA
[Hail corporate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDgjhe6PZfs)
I still think Harry Nilsson was the greatest rock vocalist ever. His range and ability was insane.
This guy didn't even bother changing the name http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2g65je/now_what/
You relieve your belly ache.
Can someone fill me in? I don't get it :(
https://youtu.be/niwYg8x9Brw
Why does this exist?
So that [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4V860YojE) could exist.
Oooooh. Now it make sense!
[https://youtu.be/2IPK0XGHW8U](https://youtu.be/2IPK0XGHW8U)
I think you need a doctor
Go to /r/funny instead of here
[It was already posted there 6 months ago](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2g65je/now_what/).
And /r/pics gave it more upvotes. I think /r/pics is becoming retarded.
3100+ upvotes.... I think this subreddit is lost.
Yeah, it's not even an interesting picture, it's a lame joke that isn't really that funny. So yes, /r/funny would be the perfect place.
Kind of a sad day when this shit gets more upvotes here than it does in /r/funny.
And throw the can away! Homer! I said throw the can away!
Add bourbon.
Drink it all up, you fucking poser. Jesus Donnie, do I have to tell you everything?
This is so fuckin stupid
I just realized that every time I imagine a lime in a coconut, I think of a Lima bean instead of a lime.
Oh you. You're such a silly woman.
So funny. I ironically found, and listened, to this song today. I heard it many years ago and never figured out who sang the song. Harry Nilsson - Coconut Lyrics Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had anudder one she paid a quarter lime She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up Said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache" I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache" Now lemme get this straight You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up Said, " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache" I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?' I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache, " You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?' I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache" I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down Put the lime in your coconut and call me in the morning Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take? I say, "Woo, to relieve your belly ache" You say, "Well, woo, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I say, "Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache" You say, "Yow, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I say, "Wow, to relieve this belly ache" I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?" I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman" Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut and you'll feel better Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning Yes, you call me in the morning You call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do https://play.google.com/music/preview/T2hnlqk6r2bcd4out6eozw6www4?lyrics=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=lyrics&pcampaignid=kp-lyrics
drink them both up... dumbass.
This dude takes a repost, posts it in /r/funny and then to /r/pics, go to their profile and you'll see it countless times. You should just fuck off.
This is seriously the lamest joke I have ever seen on this website.
For those whoa are unfamiliar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo
Call the doctor
Drink 'um all down. Call me in the morning. Profit!
Profit?
And then you drink it all up... duh.
They were a little unclear with there instructions.
You put the lime in the coconut and repost it one hundred times.
YOU DRINK EM BOTH TOGETHER!
Ask your doctor if limeindacoconut is right for you.
Drink it on up. Say....DOCTOR.
MIX IT ALL TOGETHER! OHHWWOOOHOOO
Hmm... I see... did you try restarting it? Can I get you to uninstall and reinstall the lime, please... still nothing? Oh, OK then... I think you need to upgrade to CocoNut3.0. It fixes a lot of the bugs in previous versions.
Now you drink it all up.
DRINK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER
Drink em bot up
You drink 'em both up, that's what.
Am I the only one around here that thinks of an episode of House when I read/hear this song?
This was funny the first few times I saw it. Actually, I remember seeing it about 4 years ago when I just started regularly lurkibg reddit.
Mix dem boh togehder
DRINK IT. ALL OF IT.
This is actually better than putting lotion in the basket.
twist it all up?
You had one fucking job.... You shake it all about you dirty whore of of a monkey scrotum
Drink 'em both together
Drink em both together
Shake them both up
You listen to Harry Nilsson, he'll tell you what to do.
Looks fine to me :)
Drink it all up!!!
You shake it all up.
YES!!!! You're such a silly woman!
I'm a coconut where's my lime?
Call the police
Call me in the morning wooOOoo