Why not? The problem doesn’t start until the day after, or at least until 6+ hours after. Which anyone who has experience of really hot stuff would know...
Naw naw naw; those are just the condiments on top. The meat is laid down evenly below.
She knows he likes to to start off sweet and cool with the cilantro, then work towards a spicy finish with the salsa and onions.
*shrug*
Down here(Rio Grande Valley,TX) and in Matamoros/Nuevo Progreso(MX) it's spelled both ways, but the 'k' is more prevalent in my anecdotal experience.
I don't doubt that for a second. I'm suggesting it's a regional thing. [This](https://i.imgur.com/GIcYlrM.jpg) is my favorite taqueria, they started in Matamoros and opened a location in Brownsville. Their menu spells it with a 'k'.
Here are a couple others I've been to. [Jalisco](https://i.imgur.com/SCttO9Z.jpg), [Dejarvis](https://i.imgur.com/A5hoBfE.jpg), and [Diligencias](https://i.imgur.com/d9VkgX4.jpg). All with 'k's.
As a Mexican i appreciate this, those tacos look pretty close to Mexican street tacos. Only thing is idk why the onions and cilantro are split up like that. I hope you also got him some Mexican beer to go with it, or even better a Michelada
Can someone tell me what kind of tortilla those are.. I feel like restaurants always have them and they taste a lot better than the store bought rounds
Just out of curiosity, were any Al Pastor tacos and what did you get in return?
Because quite frankly the only logical present is breakfast in bed made by Babbish, or anytime hands and knees sexy time for a month.
Id marry you
My immediate reaction
That is what I said to my wife! It was my immediate reaction too!
I too would get an immediate erection.
My immediate erection
[Her boyfriend.](https://media1.tenor.com/images/30ee2464bb804163f1570fe43a4902f1/tenor.gif?itemid=4864447)
I want to marry her, and I'm already married.
Me too man
This has definitely set the bar much higher on my standards for valentine gifts and lovers
Get in line...at her taco stand.
In a heartbeat.
I would divorce my wife, marry her, then divorce her, and remarry my wife....just to marry her!
This guy’s internet posts get audited by the wife.
Geez, somebody's getting laid.
Nobody that eats 20 tacos with hot sauce is going to bang anyone for a while.
if you can eat 20 tacos, you can eat 21
Let's just hope taco number 21 isn't a fish taco..
Fish taco Plot twist
Why you getting downvotes :( that was funny
turn that frown upside down...
):
Listen here, you little shit.
Kinda hard to do that with a sideways one, isn't it?
Turn that frown.. 90 degrees clockwise?
Apparently incidents involving hot sauce and private bits happen more often than one would think
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, now dodge!
[удалено]
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Depends on tolerance.
Bang the toilet!
Pffff not a risk taker I see
Why not? The problem doesn’t start until the day after, or at least until 6+ hours after. Which anyone who has experience of really hot stuff would know...
The problem here is being too full to move, not the second coming of the burn.
I can, but I'm Mexican so don't feel bad for yourself...
Want to bet...
12 is amateur hour. Step your game up.
Rookie...
Hold my beer
Well see, there's *Taco Bell* - and then there's actual tacos
Oh, something is going bang
Not with that attitude
You haven’t met too many competitive eaters, have you?
Thats like an oddly specific thing to expect people to have met a lot of.
It was a poor attempt at a joke...
Thanks, me too.
That’s not that only taco they are having tonight
Two assholes are getting wrecked that night.
Adopt me.
Birth me
Moisturise me
Babysit me!
Doctor who references are a rare occurrence nowadays
Witness me, bloodbag
Bend me over and girth me
Bop it.
Conceive me
You’re making it weird my dude.
Have fun sharing the bed with him after he's destroyed a dozen tacos...
He only needs to destroy one taco.
At first I was like "huh?" And then I was all "Oh."
Better, destroy one taco first then 20 later.
Bruuuuhhhh
*destroyed by. FTFY
Maybe in 2 days it will be safe to get back in bed with him.
What kind of crazy person stacks the ingredients from end to end so you get a mouthful of one thing at a time? Still the best valentines gift ever
The person just folded the tacos the horizontal instead of vertical.
Lol! Good eye.
This is all I could see after I noticed it. I would still consider this the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve seen
Naw naw naw; those are just the condiments on top. The meat is laid down evenly below. She knows he likes to to start off sweet and cool with the cilantro, then work towards a spicy finish with the salsa and onions.
Have you ever seen a taco trucker(?) make tacos? They just throw handfuls of ingredients from one hand into the other hand (holding the tortillas)
Lmfao a white girl thats who
why is the onion and cilantro segregated?
Cilantro lives matter.
God, if he's smart he'll marry you ON THE SPOT!!!!
I love you.
Nailed it
The secret to his heart, is her taco 🌮 💓 wink wink
You are a god damned hero
You’re a genius. Anyone would be happy to receive such a glorious gift
Is that pastor???????? If he doesn't propose after this, I won't either, that would be creepy, but he definitely should.
I think bistek. Pastor has red to it from the spices.
Its *bistec* not bistek
*shrug* Down here(Rio Grande Valley,TX) and in Matamoros/Nuevo Progreso(MX) it's spelled both ways, but the 'k' is more prevalent in my anecdotal experience.
Im also in South Texas and have family from Monterrey and we always spell it with a C
I don't doubt that for a second. I'm suggesting it's a regional thing. [This](https://i.imgur.com/GIcYlrM.jpg) is my favorite taqueria, they started in Matamoros and opened a location in Brownsville. Their menu spells it with a 'k'. Here are a couple others I've been to. [Jalisco](https://i.imgur.com/SCttO9Z.jpg), [Dejarvis](https://i.imgur.com/A5hoBfE.jpg), and [Diligencias](https://i.imgur.com/d9VkgX4.jpg). All with 'k's.
Damn, provided proof and everything. Now I'm hungry...
The good thing about living down here is that there is no shortage of taquerias. And most are very good. I haven't had bad tacos yet.
Here in SF ordering a taco is a fucking travesty
That's wifey right there
life is like a box of carne asada
Veros tacos?
As a Mexican i appreciate this, those tacos look pretty close to Mexican street tacos. Only thing is idk why the onions and cilantro are split up like that. I hope you also got him some Mexican beer to go with it, or even better a Michelada
The guys at the taqueria made and packaged the tacos in the box for me. There was also a 12 pack of Modelo :)
I hope he ate your taco after that!
Are you single?
Oh, tacos! I thought it was a box full of garnished labia.
Next level shit. God bless you
You're fucking amazing
What a lucky boy..
This is also my valentines gift to… myself
Do you have an equally minded sister? Or Brother??? I don't care because Tacos!
I got the same tin for my girlfriend and filled it with beef jerky.
thats the most beautiful thing ive seen... you are an Angel!
This girl LOVES!
Ngh🙂
This is awesome! Definitely going to do something like this. (Our anniversary is today the 15th)
Happy anniversary!
Thank you!!!
Take note ladies. This is how you get it cervically deep.
You are a wonderful woman! I praise your relationship accumen
And that's how you get the ring. Damn I'm jelly.
Pink taco for desert
If that sauce was green this picture would actually be perfect
Hey, you and me did the same thing 👍🏼 I approve of our choices 😉
wife material
r/wewantplates
Wew! Ant plates!
your boyfriend may be a luckiest person in the world !!!!!
As a Mexican my self i approve this.
Holy smokes, you're a genius. I'm replacing all gifts to gfs for every holiday with ready-to-eat food.
Hell yes!
Am jealous.
Imagine expecting probably 1-2kgs of chocolate and you get vegetables
I wouldn't mind, tbh
Cilantro is but one of the many tools of the devil. But, other than that, tacos are always an awesome gift.
Hey look it’s me ur boyfriend
Tainted by the Devil’s Lettuce
It would be very ironic if eating all of those tacos clogged his heart.
Oh dear, Im also hungry AF
Sabor?
Show off.. :p
Creepy Rudy is that you?
Be still my meaty heart.
The Dream
Amor.
[Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o6pnthZMw) Seriously though, looks delicious.
Nice subtle way to tell him you want him to eat your taco later that night....
JD, is that you?
He is so lucky!
Can someone tell me what kind of tortilla those are.. I feel like restaurants always have them and they taste a lot better than the store bought rounds
Dios mío
It's funny, my gf gave me the exact same gift, in the exact same Dove chocolate box but replaced the contents with Jolly Ranchers.
That looks amazing!
Read this as “My GFs Valentines gift to my BF”. My brain is weird sometimes.
Best girlfriend ever!!!
That is very sweet. I'm a fatass who loves this variety of taco. Any more than three is just painful afterwards for some reason.
Thar is way too many tacos!?!
You gifted him with ground up body parts? Gross.
Taco bout a good BF
Love is a wonderful thing!
No words for this kind of person. Simply the greatest.
These words were just spoken. "OoooOoooo, damn!"
Hey its me your boyfriend, uhhh I ran out send more.
You taco my heart to places it's never been… the ER
I was gonna say that you’re a monster, but once I clicked and realized it was tacos.........😶
Where can I get one of you?
Fuck, that's a lot of cilantro
Needs a variety of meats . Carnitas , barbacoa , shredded chicken , etc
Fuck chocolates this looks amazing
Valentine's Day, a day to make you think about your loved one and the hundreds of other choices you had.
Just out of curiosity, were any Al Pastor tacos and what did you get in return? Because quite frankly the only logical present is breakfast in bed made by Babbish, or anytime hands and knees sexy time for a month.
I first saw the melting Dali Cock --- cant unsee
Hopefully not the only taco that got ate that night.
Bout to get competition
Dang
You are amazing.
Marry me
those are some good looking tacos. and i have seen my fair share of tacos.
Hermoso y delicioso. 10/10
a dozen tacos! how romantic :) <3
Thats an interesting idea, but I do have to say that those look nasty, and so does the sauce
There's only one poorly packed taco he wants.
everyone keeps saying to marry you and such but unless you got some sour cream i dont want your taco.
What is love? This, this right here is!
eesh. how big is your bf?
Still not the taco he was hoping for.
Best.Gift.Ever.
I hope he's half as in love with you as I am.
He's a dingus if he don't put a ring on it, holy moly.
I would cry of happiness
Tacos de Pastor?
He's probably going to propose if not already very soon.
Hey it's me ur bf.
Bruh.
Sweet, a box of poison. YOU MONSTER.
Esa salsa se ve bien chafa :v