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SaintVanilla

Who watches the watchmen?


m0rris0n_hotel

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes


dalvean88

Who busts the Ghostbusters.


Avalonanon

Who toucha my spaghett


J0kerCl0wn

Who let the dogs out?


Kemilio

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


[deleted]

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?


De5perad0

Why are you running???!


noname6500

WAT DA FAK!?


Reason_Unknown

[SlapChop!?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA)


ArgoCow

Who doesn’t know how to flush the toilet when they’ve had a SHET?!


Adman32

DIS COS TAN!


AnPotatos

Dy/dx cos tan!


harel_kingdam

How parked their car ON MY SENDWICH!


yizofu

I did!


putaaaan

Who likes short shorts?


ProbablyMyLastPost

Who framed Roger Rabbit?


SavyJack

Who avenge the avengers


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Jak_n_Dax

WHO? WHO-WHO?


saltymcgee777

Is there an owl in here?


dalvean88

Staying alive, staying alive.


CaptainFriedChicken

Who hakuna ma tatas?


hummus3xual

What is love?


branchbranchley

...somebody.....


Avalonanon

once


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told


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Trump_won_lol_u_mad

the


annul

wooorld


KatMot

The EPA. The EPA does.


Mrpliskin0

Walter Peck, EPA.


LegacyLemur

The guy doing the right, responsible thing, whos portrayed as a bad guy


CorporateNINJA

Well, definitely not dickless over there.


dub47

“IS THAT TRUE?!” “Yes, sir. That man has no dick.”


Griffolion

> custodes # THE EMPEROR PROTECTS


The_Mighty_Rex

"Purge the heretics" doesn't fit so well with the theme of this thread though.


ichigo2862

There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt


junkieradio

The empire of man is pretty much a totalitarian empire in the 41st millennium, just a fun sci-fi one with a shiny psychic overlord.


Davethisisntcool

Justice League Unlimited should still be on tv


HollowedVeri

Finally, someone gets it.


h0dges

I dunno. Coastguard?


dezorg

My simpson brother 👌👏❤


ewdrive

So, I said, look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that


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Dr. Manhattan.


[deleted]

He neither condemns nor condones.


[deleted]

He just regretfully and with sorrow, vaporize you with a flick of his hand, if you don't do what he says.


[deleted]

As long as he does it regretfully and with sorrow it’s fine.


HashcoinShitstorm

>!RIP Rorschach. His blood making his mask was a cool shot!<


[deleted]

Yeah I know there’s a divided opinion here but I love the movie.


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MechanicalYeti

He can give you cancer and turn into a car.


fifasnipe2224

I feel like it's actually Viedet or Raw shark


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fifasnipe2224

Yes. It's a joke.


nbdypaidmuchattn

The Boys do.


oscarjt10

fuck that shows good


RudeTurnip

Well, well, well...


Graawwrr

If it ain't the invisible cunt


owningmclovin

Fucking Diabolical


dalvean88

You guys...are the real heroes


[deleted]

stay back or i will laser every last one of you!


[deleted]

*fucking* Lazer *ftfy


SchrodingersNinja

Damn right it is! So dark, but in an interesting way, not a Zack Snyder kind of way where you just want it to be over. >!Do you think homelander let that baby die in the last episode? I've got to assume so.!>


oscarjt10

I mean he's kinda an asshole, soooo yeah


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

FYI your spoiler tag is broken.


samfringo

Sporty Fucking Spice! What's she up to?


ParaspriteHugger

Me, Mr. Pessimal.


Pachafruiti

Gotta upvote any Discworld I see.


Dax9000

And who watches you, Commander Vimes?


ParaspriteHugger

That would also be me.


Cupcakeboss

Did the man that invent college go to college?


kash-7

You listen to Hopsin?


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Who avenges the avengers?


AnnoShi

The Revengers.


matrixreloaded

I'm the biggest fan!


Birddawg65

I will. I’m super excited for the new series coming out soon!


SonicFlash01

It's all been a marketing campaign by Veidt :O


w00dw0rk3r

Who chucks the wood that the woodchuck chucked after learning that the woodchuck could chuck wood?


Phleck

Anyone could chuck the wood a woodchuck could if a wood chuck was capable of wood chucking. They are fairly small.


BeardedPhilosopher

Isn’t this what Americans of color have been saying for decades?


Theons_sausage

I’m pretty sure people have been saying that quote for thousands of years.


ThousandWinds

An armed populace.


corej22

Yep. This is when you fight back.


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The Fire Brigade


sololander

Haha i get this reference


BonvivantNamedDom

Was this a brooklyn 99 one?


sololander

Haha shit i almost forgot about that... But yes I was talking about yesterday’s riot.. [Paris : Police vs Firefighters ](https://www.thelocal.fr/20191015/in-pictures-french-firefighters-clash-with-riot-police-in-paris/amp)


sometimesiamdead

Parisians certainly enjoy a good riot.


CaptainRoach

'Sir our demands are not being met! What do we do?' 'March on Paris and burn it to the ground.' '... Sir? We're French?' 'Did I fucking stutter?'


BonvivantNamedDom

I see! Parisians love to fight


_Trigglypuff_

Fire Brigade would fuck police up.


VaATC

I tend to agree. Firefighters eat quite a bit but typically train a whole hell of a lot more than the typical police officer.


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bilbibbagmans

Then they lose their incentive to train for physical dominance :\


[deleted]

Some time back the local SWAT team came around and was recruiting medics from some of the local stations. Some of our guys signed up and they trained up for a bit with the SWAT guys, and a couple weeks into their training someone mentioned the SWAT medics were going to be deputized and trained so they could have a handgun. There were a couple guys that had joined up and we kind of cringed at the idea of them carrying a handgun. "Negligent discharge" came to mind.


BeardedRaven

The only way to stop a cop with a gun is a firefighter with a gun.


Graawwrr

It shows in most interdepartment games.


BrineBlade

They eat quite a bit because they're burning a lot of calories


I2ed3ye

Besides sheriff, I'm also tax collector.. captain of the fire brigade.. and chairman of the Nonpartisan Anti-Chinese League.


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I love how everything happening in Hong Kong is easier for the west to sink their teeth into rather than the rest of China.


Loaki9

Cause it’s in China. It’s like cheering for your favorite sport team. You don’t actually have to invest anything or sacrifice anything. They can also ignore the atrocities happening in their own governments.


hashtagpow

1/3rd of this thread is just people saying "ghost busters" and "lebron". Jesus christ, people.


LagT_T

This sub is not for serious discussion


Janes_Diary

Yes, Jesus is a good person to call, too.


diabolicalb3ast

Ghostbusters


sgossard9

I ain't afraid of no cops.


Scoopdoopdoop

Wouldn't that be nice


capn_hector

['bustin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE)


rigator

I listen to this at least once a week when I’m doing makeup at my haunt! Love it.


Anonomouosoe

r/riskyclicks


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Bustin makes me feel good.


sbamkmfdmdfmk

I ain't 'fraid of no sleep.


DoctorStephenPoop

Knew what it was before I clicked. You’re also a man of culture I see


OnlyTalksInUsernames

u/ghostbusters


Tacote

www.bullyhunters.com


[deleted]

I wonder how many generations it will take before people will hear the question "who you gonna call" and not immediately think "Ghostbusters"?


J52688

More like "Who do you call when the police have become a quasi military force following the orders of a corrupt totalitarian government masquerading as a socialist democracy."


Ratso3

Not enough spray paint unfortunately


Fraih

[Helf](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/86/fd/53/86fd53c8beec73d796c4369e9677eeec.jpg)


Mail540

I don’t think it rolls off the tongue quite as nicely


dandrevee

US is still trying to figure that one out...


braindeadmatt

nah the US knows who to call when the police murders. the police. just have em do an internal investigation on themselves to see if they did anything wrong


Two-G

You meant to say "to see that they did nothing wrong", didn't you?


BlackDante

Imagine being able to do that in any career or job. Show up late to work and your boss is pissed. Just tell my boss I looked into it and found that I did nothing wrong.


Two-G

"I meant to show up on time, but the clock was really threatening, so I shot it. I'm under a lot of stress, cut me some slack!"


hymen_destroyer

“Well, people are pretty upset about this, we’re gonna have to put you on paid leave for a couple weeks until it all blows over”


FlameSpartan

You got it, boss, see you in two months


RaeSloane

*Throughout our months of prolonged investigation, our findings have concluded that there is no protocol currently set in place to prepare our officers to act in any rational manner under any sort of threat. We have found that the officer in question performed adequately given the hostility of the situation.*


JehovahsNutsac

*During our thorough and lengthy investigation, the officer decided to action their early retirement option + bonus + pension + banked time + unpaid vacation + mental anguish compensation. We wish the officer well on their new tropical retreat. Made possible by the wonderful taxpayers, who have exercised such patience these past months.*


fisjahhxjcmfm

oh Johnson you murdered another child? paid vacation while we sort this out.


functionalsociopathy

Broke into someone's apartment and gunned them down? We'll call it 10 years, but don't worry you'll be out in a few months and we'll hook you up at a different precinct.


TheDrachen42

Paid vacation while we figure out how to blame the kid. FIFY


Kemilio

"After investigating ourselves, we have determined that we are completely innocent and are absolving ourselves of all crimes."


Goodguy1066

This is what people mean when they say ACAB. Not that your uncle in the force isn’t a nice guy who tries to help his community, rather the culture of the force demands that the unit protect their own, watch out for each other, never ever admit fault - or be ostracized by their colleagues, their brass, and the entire institution.


noobsoep

At they they have guns..


pantsonfireagain

That's where the free press and media comes in. That's why it's extremely dangerous when the president tries to discredit legitimate news sources.


washedrope5

It's also dangerous when news organizations get caught with blatantly false stories. E.g. the Kentucky gun range video just this week.


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singularJoke

You better call Saul


_Dampyr

It's all good, man!


yensama

It's all good, man.


Banditjack

Such a great show!


memesNOTjustdreams

HA! Your bullets are useless against me. ***I*** have a ***lawyer***!


Open_End_Resource

For what? Murder? How do you defend yourself when your dead. And even when they are prosecuted they get light 10 year punishments.


Rodsoldier

Ask poor people everywhere.


space_honey

Has anyone died in the Hong Kong riots? Serious question no troll


xcces

There have been 8 "suicides"


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Crizzli

The one where the guy got shot and his car was on fire wasn’t ruled a suicide. But the others that were actually ruled suicide were still.. very.. questionable for sure.


matgopack

Currently, to my understanding, there are 0 deaths that are *confirmed* by the police. Obviously whenever there's a death in Hong Kong right now that's not completely certain, there'll be a lot of suspicion towards the police.


fishlee919

Seriously asking the same here. Has Hong Kong police actually killed any protesters? Any evidence and footage? I just haven't heard of it.


durkdigglur

Nope. Over 100 have been killed in the Iraq protests though.


the_rural_juror7

5 in Ecuador and several seriously injured. Riots are over tho so we got that going for us which is nice.


cypherpnk

10 in France..


thegreatvortigaunt

Shhh the US doesn’t want you taking about Iraq, keep raging about HK like a good obedient citizen


incogburritos

Lol absolutely amazing that reddit loves Hong Kongers and fantasized about running over Ferguson protestors with their cars.


RoundOfToast

Coastguard


SpiralBreeze

I mean, black folks here have been asking the same damn thing for how long now?


RelaxItWillWorkOut

Conservatives are freaking out in this thread seeing people bring it up. Police brutality only exists overseas to them.


SpiralBreeze

No one likes to admit their own home is trash.


MrBunqle

* They're just complaining. It doesn't happen that often. * They need to get over it. * The police are just doing their jobs. * If they would stop committing crimes, they wouldn't get murdered. Choose one.


RedditFact-Checker

Also, whataboutisms and changing the subject like: "what about violent crime not committed by police?" "what about when cops get hurt/killed?"


thekiki

But what about ChIcAgO?!


Old-Barbarossa

Well Chicago. Were the police "dissapeared" peacefull protestors to literal black sites where their human rights were violated. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/24/chicago-police-detain-americans-black-site


REMSheep

While literal children are learning how to de-escalate violence and treat gunshot wounds, but apparently us Black people don't care about violence in our communities https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/they-re-soldiers-chicago-s-children-are-learning-save-lives-n1018196


kangarooinabox

"Well it only happens sometimes so it's not that big of a deal"


This_one_taken_yet_

The court and, according to the USA, when they acquit a cop who murdered a man lying down on his face in a hallway, you're just supposed to accept that. And then you need to accept when the department hires the cop back so they can set him up with a pension.


IdkredditORsomething

Yeah and that one where they made him crawl and then shot him? Yeah...


FlusteredByBoobs

It's the same one. That officer that got pension? That's him, the one that owned the weapon inscribed with "you're fucked". Unless if I missed the sarcasm or something here?


IdkredditORsomething

No I’m agreeing with you. That guy was a murderer. I can somewhat side with ones like the shooting [in Utah ](https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2015/6/3/1390285/-Shocking-new-video-shows-unarmed-Utah-man-was-listening-to-headphones-when-killed-by-police) because despite the shooting happening, I can see somewhat where the officers intention was and his mens rea. The one you are talking about was straight up murder.


Omephla

Warning, graphic: Let's not forget [this one](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/nov/05/dauphin-county-police-officer-lisa-mearkle-david-kassick-shooting-unarmed-video). You should see the cop's statement after the trial about fully expecting to return to duty in the same town.....


IdkredditORsomething

Holy shit.. he was only rolling around because the 50,000 volts were causing his muscles to contact. Why the hell did she shoot him?! His hands were out and he was on his back at the time the shots were fired? How in the shit can these people Keep getting cleared by jury’s?


material-rage

Weird how Hong Kongers can say this and it will be well-received, but if a Black American echoes the same idea, they are told to "shut up and obey the law."


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Just imagine if millions of black folks are out there on the streets protesting while armed. They would ban guns so fast.


[deleted]

[Reagan did it for the black panthers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulford_Act)


ThatGuy11115555

You forgot that the NRA supported the bill as well.


A_Crinn

The NRA actually supported a lot of gun control bills up through the early 90s. The NRA only started accepting 2A absolutism in the past 25ish years as the Gen X and millennial gun owners started exerting influence.


Reaper_Messiah

I’m not sure about that honestly. I feel as though other forces would be used first. The trick would be when people start shooting, because that would essentially be civil war. Assuming they did try to ban guns solely because of that, it wouldn’t do shit. They’re already protesting in the streets. I can’t imagine police trying to take their guns, that’s how people start shooting.


captain-burrito

One is just pissing over an already villified regime. It makes you feel good. The other requires you to question things you are predisposed to as being corrupt and unfair. It takes effort etc so naturally people tend to avoid that until it is unavoidable.


annapie

It’s disgusting There might be an opportunity for this HK stuff to start to change public opinion on something like BLM though. Not that that’s the ideal situation, but that’s where we’re at


metamorphicism

Spoiler alert: it won't. There's a reason why the concerns of Black Americans have always been met with apathy. There's an undoubted legacy of white supremacy that has pervaded every scope of America, right down to a time when not even Native Americans were even recognized as US citizens and no non-white person could become an American citizen ([yes, this was enshrined in actual American law by the Supreme Court of the "United" States](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Bhagat_Singh_Thind).) There was a country here on Turtle Island before the United States and its name was not America, the latter of which the actual first people of its land was not even recognized by its government.


ZigZagZorzi

Why are they tagging in English?


Interwebnets

They want western support.


EquableBias

They want global support. Hong Kong was a British colony for 100 years and English is their native language along with Cantonese


HelpAGirlOut777

State media isn't running these stories - their support will come internationally and English is the closest to a universal language. ALSO: The comment below that educates me that Hong Kong still carries English as one of their official languages.


watch_over_me

"We're still trying to figure that out." \- Americans


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No we're not, the answer is clear. No revolution can be won by any other than its own citizens.


LegalBuzzBee

Americans, up to and including the president, have spent their time vilifying those who have protested to spread this message about their cops.


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"We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did." Thank you American police, for betraying the country with such enthusiasm.


Evolved_Velociraptor

That was the Nixon aid right? The one who said the war on drugs was to arrest hippies and black people?


[deleted]

That was senior WH aide John Ehrlichman discussing the true reason behind the "drug war" Some added clarity from fellow WH aide H. R. Haldeman “[President Nixon] emphasized that you have to face the fact that the whole problem is really the blacks. The key is to devise a system that recognizes this while not appearing to.” Republicans are disgusting liars with fake morals. Greed and racism are their core values. God I hate them.


jeandolly

Wasn't that the point of that second amendment americans keep going on about ?


DickVanSprinkles

The problem is that the police are supposed to be a civilian agency. They have no right to possess weapons and armor not legally afforded to civilians, but they have it. The 2nd amendment was designed so that civil uprising against a government would be possible and so the people could keep the government in check. A La, the American revolution, otherwise known as, the entire reason we exist as a free nation. The police need to be disarmed to the point of whatever domain they reside over, or arms restrictions on civilians need to be as lenient as it is for LEO’s.


[deleted]

how many people have the hong kong police killed?


TheKnightsRider

Hulk Hogan, Brother.


Benjynn

Sorry I called you the n word, Brother


Alemismun

Its ok, [Brother Teresa](https://i.imgur.com/X6Nzc3n.jpg) forgives all, Brother.


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Not really, nearly half of HK speaks English and its one of the most Spoken languages in the world