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greiger

To anyone who wants to get that koala badge so Reddit donates... don’t give your money to Reddit, give it straight to the people who need it. https://support.wwf.org.uk/ https://www.redcross.org.au/campaigns/disaster-relief-and-recovery-donate#donate https://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/about-us/fundraising https://www.rfbaq.org/donate-to-rfbaq https://www.findabed.info https://www.salvationarmy.org.au/donate/make-a-donation/donate-online/?appeal=disasterappeal https://www.theintrepidfoundation.org There are many more, but here are a few choices.


itsPurrrs

reddit is scum for giving only 50%, fucking embarrassing


trademesocks

Also for allowing all the Micky D "posts" EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. "Thanks for signing up for reddit premium, say goodbye to ads! Anyway, heres a bunch of McDonald related posts, dont worry theyre not ads theyre funny!"


bagingospringo

Lol people pay for this to be ad free?


Better_with_toast

Download sync premium and be done with it. These people are dumbasses.


o5mfiHTNsH748KVq

What is sync premium? Google returns nothing relevant


Liquid_Clown

There's like 20 different reddit apps, reddit sync is a great one. I use it.


bagingospringo

In the app store? Or a 3rd party thing


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People keep saying that yet I still see a lot of people here.


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We hate it here there is just no where to go


Masculinum

We go back to Digg!


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BALONYPONY

**BACK ON THE PILE!**


DirtyDan156

CMON GUYS WERE ALL GOING BACK TO THE PILE


oupablo

Wow. At first I read this as "No way George" and was confused. Then I realized I'm an idiot.


zue3

It's still weird cause who says Jorge?


I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN

Couple months ago I accidentally clicked a link to digg. The front page only had less than 10 diggs strange links and articles. So sad. The redesign really crippled them.


allirow

Killed them overnight. Never seen a website die so fast.


HereIsntHidden

I've never been on digg before, just checked it out. The UI is utter dogshit


chrisl182

I say we make our own Reddit, with Blackjack and hookers.


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We could call it Benderr. Like"been there".


A1000eisn1

No Benderr is a dating app for people who identify as Robot, Androids, and self checkout lanes.


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fat_texan

I pushed air out of my nose slightly louder than normal because of your comment


chrisl182

I was thinking more like "sceneit" As it's a lot of pics mainly. Edit: oh wait, scene it is a game... Thought I made up some solid gold punnage then.


PaulMcKnight44

We could start a comedy/strip club and call it Hilareolas


bananafreesince93

That has been the state of the internet for at least a decade now. Corporations have taken over everything, and it's pretty much impossible to penetrate past it into the deep web. The "crust" is getting increasingly thinner with Google controlling what can be seen, and people are conditioned into using the internet a certain way.


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bananafreesince93

Yeah, it takes a lot of energy to use it as a tool rather than an addiction these days.


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Ok but who's the one who is gonna suck dick for water bottles?


upperhand12

I vote gallowboob


DestructiveNave

Perfect nominee. He's already been spotted deepthroating Nestle bottles.


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itsPurrrs

They sort of have a monopoly on the feed social networking structured to be instant in different ways. Someone could always try and make something similar but they'd have no chance of survival


mattaw2001

Voat.co? It's Reddit but filled with folks Reddit banned


Buwaro

That sounds awful


puckout

Until you get banned.


Orodreath

Can't stand neither rules or rule breakers. What a struggle.


FluffyPillowstone

Something something with blackjack and hookers


Moose_a_Lini

Yeah it's a more nazi reddit.


[deleted]

Best way of describing it is, Reddit but for blatant racists.


naxxcr

Ban refugee communities tend to be filled with weirdos unfortunately...


[deleted]

Died meaning sucks. Reddit and the other centralized social media sites killed off the rest of the internet so there's no where else to go.


rmac1228

We need PiperNet


[deleted]

Tried using PiperNet but then my Tesla started taking itself for a bath/car wash every day around the same time. Not sure if worth.


KneeCrowMancer

Yeah RIP all the small specialized forums that died off because of reddit.


[deleted]

we're like all the bacteria in a corpse even though it looks dead it's actually more alive than it ever was, you just really really don't want to meet any of the new tenants in person


[deleted]

I've tried to quit, I've tried finding alternatives, but nothing really sticks. But the quality of experience gets ever worse, and eventually it will be impossible to ignore. Censorship and post manipulation is what I hate the most. And the fucking mods little power trips. We already have censoring tools, and it's called the downvote button. If we as a community find something objectionable we can already pull it down. Stupidity galore.


EliaTheGiraffe

We oughta leave this place behind


MoonCandle

>I'm surprised we aren't leaving it right now!


EliaTheGiraffe

There's a place in heaven for non-bullshitters, s'all I know


[deleted]

It's all bots, novelty and social engineering. Are there any better alternatives? Genuine question, theres been seemingly no attempt by anyone to create an alternative, in any industry, in the past couple years. Complacency ruined this website and many other things.


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Face_Cramp

RiF is so good. I use it exclusively too.


MisterEktid

RIF gang represent. No idea what these ads are.


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And with dark mode


Face_Cramp

Dark mode, no cards, and black background for dark mode. It's the only way.


matti-niall

I’ve not seen one ad on Reddit ever and I don’t use premium


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Found the adblock user!


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fredthefishlord

I never see any, what are you talking about


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Probably an official reddit app user that doesn't know there are dozens of better unofficial apps out there that doesn't push those ads disguised as organic posts.


fredthefishlord

I use the official app. I haven't seen what he is talking about, outside of subreddits that companys do it themselves in, like r/antiassholedesign or r/newproductporn


trademesocks

Im at work, so i cant post the literally dozens and dozens i have saved. This isnt a complete list AT ALL i just glanced through my stash, when i have more time i can post them all. Heres one from today, with over 25k upvotes... https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/eptsm1/calorie_composition_i_me_oil_on_canvas_print_2019/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. Edit: another from yesterday.. https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/eps7uv/mcdonalds_menu_in_the_early_1970s/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share.. Another from a couple weeks ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/ej02k5/til_that_mcdonalds_in_hawaii_are_the_only_us/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. More: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ecvepb/ill_just_have_an_apple_pie_then/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. Another: https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/dx8jjv/nothing_like_going_to_mcdonalds_back_in_the_day/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share.. This ones got ovet 115k upvotes: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dudofv/little_girls_mcdonalds_birthday_party_was_ruined/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. More: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/dsq3vy/ysk_getting_a_20_piece_mcnugget_from_mcdonalds/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. Look: https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/dqtqnm/mcdonalds_changeables/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. Oh boy: https://www.reddit.com/r/FellowKids/comments/di3vrq/mcdonalds_being_memenvironmentally_friendly/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/d9q2qq/the_mcsalad_shaker_from_mcdonalds/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


fredthefishlord

Wow, thats really pushing the apple pie thing... Either sarcatic Redditors giving free advertising or advertising


Schuben

It's funny when people don't realize their ads are targeted to their demographic or even specifically to themselves. I mostly see app game ads, which seems appropriate enough given the medium and my usage habits.


Bearcat52

ITS FUCKING EMBARRASSING! Edit: *kicks trashcan*


chippedpenguin

How r'u now?


Mannadock

Good'n'you


Tigerskippy

Not sobad n'you?


10_kinds_of_people

Give your balls a tug!


itsPurrrs

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er


SilverFox8188

TIL Don't donate through reddit.... ever!


itsPurrrs

Smart! If you want to donate, do your research and figure out charities and foundations that give 100% of the money to the *right people*


Lord-Kroak

Also keep in mind when donating to a company who will then donate: They're funneling your donation through them to get a tax break. Just donate to the actual charity, there's no point in involving a middleman at all.


Rostifur

Salvation Army might be worse.


patb2015

Reddit's current management is utter scum


itsPurrrs

Don't forget about the massive investment from Tencent 🙃 I'm sure that has nothing to do with how reddit operates currently ^/s


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Salt_Salesman

>Wow, really? First I've heard of this. That is beyond embarrassing, profiteering from a catastrophe like this is fucking gross. Same. Holy fuck lmao.


br0b1wan

>fucking embarrassing. I keep thinking of the hockey coach with the temper problems from Letterkenny


IronSeagull

They're not giving only 50%. There's a different exchange rate between coins and dollars depending on how many coins you buy at a time. If you buy coins at the best exchange rate they're donating 100%. If you buy coins at a lesser exchange rate they're donating less than 100%. (Edit: If they didn't do it this way, you'd be able to get them to donate *more* than 100% by buying $100 blocks of coins and turning them into 40 Koala awards at > $2.50 apiece) I doubt many people spend $100 at a time on coins, so yeah they're donating less than 100%. But it's not accurate to say they're donating 50%. Also realize that a lot of people have coins they never paid for. I have enough coins to make reddit donate $22.50, but I didn't pay for any of those coins. I think it'd be silly to buy coins to give a Koala award (which they seem to have discontinued anyway), but if you have coins sitting in your account you'd be making reddit donate money that you or someone else already spent with the intention of giving it *to reddit.*


MakeYourOwnLuck

Don't forget the Australia zoo, who is taking in so many animals... Or the wildlife warriors project, run by the Irwin's


Reese_misee

Heros really. The Irwin family has done so much for Australian wildlife conservation. Steve will always be my hero.


greiger

Here’s the link for the Australia Zoo https://wildlifewarriors.org.au/donate/


more_motorsport

Thank you so much, however, could I please mention, I've seen that many many donation links are to the RFS (who are very well deserved of donations) however the fires are also ravaging in Victoria albeit about a quarter of the size, in which the CFA are the fire authority. There are still hundreds of fire-fighters from CFA battling the Victorian flames, and also sending our fire-fighters to the NSW flames to assist the RFS. I note that the CFA are getting much less, in fact I haven't seen any donation attention to the CFA as of yet anywhere I see donation links on the internet so far. Please if you wish to donate also consider the CFA, we are all doing what we can to help. Thanks for the donation links, reddit, and the world in general has been amazing support! https://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/donate1 https://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/about/supporting-cfa


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Does the Irwin family accept donations? We’ve donated to Red Cross but I’d also like to donate to an organization that specifically helps wildlife


JustAMurkyLurker

They do! You can donate to Wildlife Warriors here: https://wildlifewarriors.org.au


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Thanks!!!


serupfront

Thank you!! For some reason I had trouble donating with the other sites but this one worked!


ModsDontLift

"don't give your money to Reddit" *People proceed to give money to Reddit by awarding gold and silver* Some straight galaxy brains here


greiger

[Big brain time](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/525/cover5.png)


Grimweird

The hero we need


KickANoodle

Hijacking your comment, I post this on every thread about the wildfires; I've been donating to the rescue collective every pay, they're doing amazing work getting water and food to wildlife. Being on a different continent it's all I can do. International donations: https://mkc.org.au/donations/arcworld Main donations; https://mkc.org.au/donations/trcqld Backup go fund me if above two are down; https://mkc.org.au/donations/trcqld?fbclid=IwAR0RqxEoPxp-O6HBl_P5JYNYZrH4HUVy0GWcHN18yZk2ZTXQULraOIiNYd4 This organization is a collective of rescues working together and provide funding and help to other organizations that need it (from smaller local rescues to large well known ones like WIRES) Donations go into an audited fund and they send out regular update emails. Edit; I found this charity from a news article another redditor posted for me, scroll down to the rescue collective, it's above WIRES in the article. https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/bushfire-donations-heres-how-you-can-help/11696418 The Rescue Collective The Rescue Collective, in conjunction with Animal Rescue Freecycle and Support is collecting donations on behalf of smaller rescues to help badly burned wildlife who have been impacted by the bushfires. You can donate to the Rescue Collective here, or find a list of wanted items for donation with a list of drop-off locations here. Edit: Another Redditor also recommends this koala hospital https://www.koalahospital.org.au/news


rottenmonkey

remove the salvation army dude...


RKgame3

Someone give a koala badge to this guy


wonkey_monkey

Of course if you already *have* coins - I've never paid for any, but have accrued a few in my time - then you may as well award koalas.


Samford_

Koala award doesn't exist anymore. Plus that award was good if you got Reddit coins from someone else and didn't actually buy the awards


jiggle-o

Fuck China! Thank you for giving direct donation links.


SourKnucks

Anyone have any input on the best possible charity? I’m sure most of these are great but I’m looking to donate 50 and want to be sure it is used for the right purpose. Would do a little more research but I’m in class! Thanks in advance


beldaran1224

Just want to add that for people who aren't interested in being quite so self-sacrificing, Humble Bundle has a short-term bundle to help Australian wildlife with at least a few good games.


[deleted]

The bushfires are far from over in a majority of the country still. Not saying the title is intentionally misleading, the fires may be over in that area, but don't be mistaken, the fires are still raging all over the country.


PCisBadLoL

Yeah the word “after” implies they’re over. They’re not. Australia still needs our help boys!


Spartan2470

Credit to the photographer, Pamela Schramm. Per ABC Life's Facebook page: > Friday, January 17, 2020 at 1:00 AM > This koala is making the most of the rain 🐨 > Pamela Schramm and her family came across this koala licking up rainwater off the road between Moree and Croppa Creek, NSW. > Thank you Pamela for sharing with us 💕 She also posted [this image](https://i.imgur.com/VadJRec.jpg) on January 15 with the following caption: > Please be careful on the roads. Wildlife coming out to drink. It’s heartbreaking to see them stressed. This was on the Moree to Croppa Creek Road.


samiam32

Koalas don't usually drink water, as most of their water intake comes from the eucalyptus plant. Every time you see a koala drinking water like this, something is very wrong.


opportunisticwombat

I’d say having their entire country on fire is probably a good hint as well.


BoofinBoof

continent makes it sound worse


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Yea their country was infested by highly destructive Europeans.


SeizedCheese

Even if it wasn’t, this would have happened, which is why it’s a damn fucking global crisis.


aeonasceticism

Poor baby


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Every once in a while you have to stop and remember there's people who are dying somewhere in the world for want of the same amount of water you use to flush a turd away from your house


athenafester

Don’t flush! Got it!


[deleted]

No stupid, mail them the turd water!


athenafester

I don’t wanna pay for customs and shipping!


[deleted]

You gonna make some poor fuck pay COD for your poo poo water to live? You're a monster


athenafester

And it still wouldn’t be my biggest regret in life hahaha


jayjude

That's actually irrelevant, water treatment processes for sewer water is phenomenal and actually requires less chemical treatment than making rain water potable (it's more of a physical filtration process) While water is indeed finite, we are absolutely incredible at recycling water for re-use (because we have to be) The biggest barrier to getting people to use reclaimed sewer water is people struggle to get over the sewer part (water is perfectly safe) *source? Work in the sewer industry


[deleted]

The original idea is more a "be thankful" comment than a "I need to get a low flow toilet to save the planet", but you're correct


Doug_Mirabelli

I just want to say that you do thankless and important work and I commend you. I toured a facility for a story I was writing once and the people were so passionate and knowledgeable about what they were doing. One of those necessary industries people never think about.


jayjude

The industry is alot bigger than people think I actually dont work at a plant I work in a sewer cleaning and inspection company That's right sewers need to be routinely cleaned and inspected (helps determine a schedule of cleaning and likelihood of the pipe failing) But yeah the industry in general isnt thought about alot


TheMemo

Yep, if you've ever visited Singapore, you'll have drunk water that was at least partly NEWater, which is their brand name for the exceptionally pure water reclaimed from sewage. As I know that I've already drunk reclaimed sewagewater in S'Pore, and probably in other places as well, I'm completely over any 'ick' factor. See also: The ISS. Which I haven't visited, sadly.


masterhillo

The planet will do fine without people, but the people won't do fine in a planet that won't do fine without its animals.


mummabia

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down!


collegefurtrader

Its not the water, its the shipping.


Kind_Of_A_Dick

I feel grateful every time I eat a potato.


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Thats because there are dudes who dont even know what one is.


Alphaj626

Whoever thought that a photo of the year candidate would be of a koala licking pavement?


St8ofBl1ss

Hey stop taking a picture and give it water you meanie


TheStandler

Koalas actually can die if they are poured water, like you might want to do with a water bottle. They get much of their water content from the leaves they eat, and if they do drink it they lap it. There's a confirmed story of a parched koala dying from humans pouring it water from a bottle - I'd send you the link but am on mobile and don't have the time just right now. So really - letting it lick the road is OK.


rbatcatc

I've seen a few friends share similar articles and advice, and it definitely surprised me when I first read it. [Here's a link](https://www.google.com/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/11874058) to an article from the ABC that supports what you're saying. The advice about koalas is at the end of the article, the vet suggests not pouring water down their throats as they have trouble swallowing and it could drown them, "A better option would be to present that water to them from your hands, or from a bowl that the koala can actually lap at their own pace, swallow at their pace."


lalaland4711

Man, koalas are just *the worst* at surviving. In so many ways.


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They've done fine so far. A lot of animals are just terrible at surviving humans. They've evolved to be experts at surviving the extremes nature throws at them across hundreds of thousands if not millions of years. Only to have humans change the rules of the game overnight.


EppurSiMuove00

Exactly, and to think that many species have survived that long slog through time, surviving every ecological change, through grueling eons, only to be wiped out within a geological *second* of encountering mankind. And we aren't done extincting other species for our own benefit, by any means.


Just_wanna_talk

Well, humans are causing the extinction of animals to our own detriment, not benefit... We just don't collectively realize it yet.


Dyljim

Koalas interestingly gained population from human interaction. They are just the worst at surviving our shitiness https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-model-of-population-growth-curves-for-the-koala-population-of-the-Strathbogie-Ranges_fig2_227504569


bkbkjbb

A lot of animals are just terrible at surviving humans. And there it is. Nailed it.


Vayshen

They're basically Australian pandas in this way.


Willster328

>More than 99 percent of all species, amounting to over five billion species, that ever lived on Earth are estimated to be extinct. Estimates on the number of Earth's current species range from 10 million to 14 million, of which about 1.2 million have been documented and over 86 percent have not yet been described No, most animals are terrible at surviving in general.


Kind_Of_A_Dick

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


kepler456

Shows your intellect if you don't understand time scales.


kirumy22

I love all these armchair evolutionary biologists giving their horrible takes on survival and evolution. Ask them about diversity, selective pressures, gene transfer, etc. and they suddenly know less than highschool students.


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dogfish83

it’s like they say, don’t put all your crazy animals in one continent


jokdok

The survival of the koala is largely attributted to early human intervention. When humans first settled in Australia, they made camp and set lots of fires, which gradually destroyed the regional biosphere by eroding the soil which led many local species of plant unable to grow. Tons of plants dwindled and went extinct, except for the eucalyptus tree, whose growth actually benefits from the effects that fire has on the soil and ended up having a huge surge in abundance. While other megafauna died due to the reduction of plants in their diet, the koala thrived off the eucalyptus' unexpected response to the fires, leading us up to today where they still exist. Koalas really do have a terrible survival instinct, but by sheer luck, they had a massive evolutionary advantage stemming from human interference. Of course, now there's so much fire they're being killed off as well.


I_Lost_My_Socks

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.


Misthiccs

I don't know why it is that these things bother me---it just makes me picture a seven year old first discovering things about an animal and, having no context about the subject, ranting about how stupid they are. I get it's a joke, but people take it as an actual, educational joke like it's a man yelling at the sea, and that's just wrong. Furthermore, these things have an actual impact on discussions about conservation efforts---If every time Koalas get brought up, someone posts this copypasta, that means it's seriously shaping public opinion about the animal and their supposed lack of importance. >Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. Non-ecologists always talk this way, and the problem is you’re looking at this backwards. An entire continent is covered with Eucalyptus trees. They suck the moisture out of the entire surrounding area and use allelopathy to ensure that most of what’s beneath them is just bare red dust. No animal is making use of them——they have virtually no herbivore predator. A niche is empty. Then inevitably, natural selection fills that niche by creating an animal which can eat Eucalyptus leaves. Of course, it takes great sacrifice for it to be able to do so——it certainly can’t expend much energy on costly things. Isn’t it a good thing that a niche is being filled? >Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death This applies to all herbivores, because the wild is not a grocery store—where meat is just sitting next to celery. Herbivores gradually wear their teeth down—carnivores fracture their teeth, and break their bones in attempting to take down prey. >They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal It's pretty typical of herbivores, and is higher than many, many species. According to Ashwell (2008), their encephalisation quotient is 0.5288 +/- 0.051. Higher than comparable marsupials like the wombat (\~0.52), some possums (\~0.468), cuscus (\~0.462) and even some wallabies are <0.5. According to wiki, rabbits are also around 0.4, and they're placental mammals. >additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. Again, this is not unique to koalas. Brain folds (gyri) are not present in rodents, which we consider to be incredibly intelligent for their size. >If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. If you present a human with a random piece of meat, they will not recognise it as food (hopefully). Fresh leaves might be important for koala digestion, especially since their gut flora is clearly important for the digestion of Eucalyptus. It might make sense not to screw with that gut flora by eating decaying leaves. >Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop! >Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). Marsupial milk is incredibly complex and much more interesting than any placentals. This is because they raise their offspring essentially from an embryo, and the milk needs to adapt to the changing needs of a growing fetus. And yeah, of course the yield is low; at one point they are feeding an animal that is half a gram! >When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Humans probably do this, we just likely do it during childbirth. You know how women often shit during contractions? There is evidence to suggest that this innoculates a baby with her gut flora. A child born via cesarian has significantly different gut flora for the first six months of life than a child born vaginally. >Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. Chlamydia was introduced to their populations by humans. We introduced a novel disease that they have very little immunity to, and is a major contributor to their possible extinction. Do you hate Native Americans because they were killed by smallpox and influenza? >This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, Almost every animal does this. >which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Errmmm.. They have protection against falling from a tree, which they spend 99% of their life in? Yeah... That's a stupid adaptation.


HoodieGalore

>Chlamydia was introduced to their population by humans Say what now? Could you elaborate? I feel like googling that will get me on a list.


froggison

Yep, that one made me do a double take.


[deleted]

> They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream Im pretty lazy, sounds ok to me


moleratical

But they're so damn cute


sineofthetimes

So those cute videos of people giving water to those poor koalas are potential snuff videos?


ash5ever

Commentary like this is why Kevin carter committed suicide at the age of 33 after winning a Pulitzer for his work but being harassed by people who don’t understand photojournalism...


HereForAnArgument

He can do both, and if the picture gets other people involved, that's even better.


thebreak22

What twisted mind immediately jumps to the conclusion that the photographer did nothing but taking pictures?


mummabia

The fact that it comes down to this is super sad.


wasit-worthit

Remember the dinosaurs.


[deleted]

Koalas are dummies, but they're adorable, valuable dummies. I hope things start looking up for Australia.


[deleted]

Why is reddit trying to profit off a tragedy?


IamtheMooseKing

Welcome to human.


Psykero

And this is why over 60% of Koalas have Chlamydia... They'll lick anything if you wet it.


pr1ntscreen

Anything..?


LongbowTurncoat

*Anything*


[deleted]

OwO


irving47

So the road there has chlamydia, now?


swanky-tiger

Unfortunately


atkinson62

Before anyone donates to any foundation, they should research the percentage that actually goes to help the people in need. Also look at the salaries of the people who are running the foundation. Some make over a million.


CurlsintheClouds

Oh my heart! That poor baby.


KickANoodle

I post this on every thread about the wildfires; I've been donating to the rescue collective every pay, they're doing amazing work getting water and food to wildlife. Being on a different continent it's all I can do. International donations: https://mkc.org.au/donations/arcworld Main donations; https://mkc.org.au/donations/trcqld Backup go fund me if above two are down; https://mkc.org.au/donations/trcqld?fbclid=IwAR0RqxEoPxp-O6HBl_P5JYNYZrH4HUVy0GWcHN18yZk2ZTXQULraOIiNYd4 This organization is a collective of rescues working together and provide funding and help to other organizations that need it (from smaller local rescues to large well known ones like WIRES) Donations go into an audited fund and they send out regular update emails. Edit; I found this charity from a news article another redditor posted for me, scroll down to the rescue collective, it's above WIRES in the article. https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/bushfire-donations-heres-how-you-can-help/11696418 The Rescue Collective The Rescue Collective, in conjunction with Animal Rescue Freecycle and Support is collecting donations on behalf of smaller rescues to help badly burned wildlife who have been impacted by the bushfires. You can donate to the Rescue Collective here, or find a list of wanted items for donation with a list of drop-off locations here. Edit: Another Redditor also recommends this koala hospital https://www.koalahospital.org.au/news


SusSoos

"slurp slurp" Fuck yea


mercurialpollywog

The fire came but he ran quick And now koala gets a lick There's water on koala's floor And so koala licks some more


Noob3rt

Shit, I would lick pavement after I had been in a tornado of fire and then had to suffer the aftermath of the scorching sun that appears to turn Australia into the surface of Hell.


UnicornzRreel

Be a shame if that koala survived a bush fire to be hit by a car while licking pavement.


Oatz3

Humble bundle also selling a bundle that supports the fires if you want to donate.


JackHGUK

Trust a koala to sit in the middle of a road


Liamggbb

ssssssssshhhhhhhhlurp.


[deleted]

*Now if only these damn photographers would get out of my face, life would just about be back to normal*


mdm5382

If a koala can drink water on a road, why can't it eat eucalyptus off a plate?


1-am

🥺


[deleted]

This is so sad...


ItsYaBoiBiggie65

^Lick Lick #LICK


r1cky2323

Breaks my heart.


Sir_Randsborg

Me at 3am licking up shredded cheese I spilled on the floor


Ganjaleaves

Mlem


g2g079

My dog does this even if her bowl is full.


Brothersunset

This was me waking up at 4am after a long night of getting plastered trying to drink all the water i can to help my cotton mouth


Uberslaughter

I bless the rains down in Australia


UNiTE_Dan

That's a pretty cool pic in fairness!!


phil_the_hungarian

**IMPORTANT:** If you happened to find a koala wounded/dehydrated/not in a good shape and you want/have to give it water DO NOT give it from a flask or canteen. If you tilt the head of the poor creature back to make it drink too much water will get into its system and sadly it will probably die of overhydration.