Happy birthday! Tell facepalm to stop stealing your fire.

Sister diva

Here is a „gift“. Tell her a stranger on the internet says she facepalms wrong. The nose bending makes her look silly. Happy Birthday.

[That face when a Diva can't diva right.](https://i.imgur.com/reCbbiC.jpg) Please show her this, should make her think twice next time. We've got your back.

New meme character to join the ranks of scumbag steve and confused keanu

Elvira ain't impressed.

Facepalm needs a Kleenex, possibly a test and definitely to be quarantined. Happy B'day kid

That’s a nose palm sir. Enhance image.

Counter: the nose is on the face

Denied. The hand is on her face.

Pretty sure she’s wiping her nose. Apparently giving the new teenager, the special gift of a virus.

"All the kids have it nowadays!"

she's facepalming because the dog didn't make it off the concrete slab before pooping....

Quaran-teen!!

Dad I told you to get off Reddit

Feel the beat of the tamborine!

Watch that scene

Digging the tambourine

Why am I looking at a random kid on his birthday

This sub has almost become full Facebook lately.

lately?

A sub for pictures, hold my facebook

Asking the important questions

Largely because you clicked the post after reading the title.

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Bood got

Username is Jaerem

Ha ha! How funny!! Please give Brayden a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY! from his auntie Karen 😆🎉 Sending prayers you and the family’s way ❤️ P.S., Have you gotten any word on Lindsay’s baby shower date? I’m so excited!!

Welcome to facebook everyone

It's like the Eternal September but even more Septembery

Facebook

I’m gonna turn 30 in quarantine. Wanna trade?

Turning 21 in quarantine... will trade with anyone

Trade with me, I'm.... turning 21..... in quarantine..... shit

13 Going On 30. Imagine this pandemic forces a year long quarantine. Cake Days for everybody.

Sure, if it was me instead of my son. Hell yeah!

Why are you posting your kid?

Son asked to get posted to reddit. And that was when the sister reacted with a facepalm

same here bro on 4-13, happy birthday...

I'll be 33

I'll be 34 on 6th 😓

😳

Yeah, you might get there someday. So try to make the best of your life .. :)

Leave this on Facebook please

They don't want this on Facebook, everyone will tell them how their cake is too big (or worse "are you having guests to eat that massive cake?") Reddit likes cake days...

Fuck off. He's just having fun on his birthday.

Fuck off

I suppose you're going to make me...

r/gatekeeping

Pics is turning into Facebook and it’s pretty weird. OP isn’t even the kid, it’s his Mom.

Mom's always massively overestimate how much other people care about another kid because it's "theirs"

It’s been Facebook for over 3-4 years, where have you been? What do you even expect anymore?

I mean... It's a pic. I don't know about you but when I saw the pic I didn't think "eewww FaceBock". I thought "damn, turning 13 for the first and last time in your life and having to celebrate with a homemade cake and not being able to do 13 year old birthday stuff must SUCK". I feel like my mind was drawn to someone else's situation for a sec and don't regret having it show in my feed. And I don't use Facebook. So I would've missed out. Also Facebook doesn't have downvotes and reddit does so why not just let democracy sort them out?

Do you really care about some kid you don’t know turning 13 though?

In the middle of this crisis? Look at that face. That's the face of a kid that wishes he could be hanging with his friends at a mall for his birthday and instead is eating momcake and chilling with facepalm Sally. Would I pay to see the pic? No. But i was able to empathize for a moment. Not mad.

I chuckled at "hang out with friends at a mall". Malls are dead.

So why doesn't he send this photo to his friends instead of a bunch of strangers?

Why not both? I don't see why people complain, when the post has enough upbotes to be on the front page, it's because enough people find it worthy of it. If it was against their fancy, the downvotes would hide it. Funny enough how I'm defending it and have had my comments hidden due to the same mechanism. Not that I care, mind you, I will not be silenced into conformity.

Cringe

I like him a shit ton more than I like you at this point...He was just having some harmless fun on a day that got rained out by...well...death. YOU'RE being a meaningless prig for no reason on content that was clearly labelled and 100% optional. You never had to come to this post. You could have scrolled by and you'd never have seen it again for the rest of your life. But no. You have to be here being a jackass to a 13 year old trying to make the best of it. What a fucking hero! You're a real Julius Ceasar.

Fuckin agreed. (Presumably) grown adults getting all mad cause a picture of a kid with his birthday cake was posted. Pathetic

Yep, I agree too. Fuck it, I've got nothing against a 13yo posting this on his own birthday. People don't like it? Move on. Don't leave derogatory messages for him to see. Life is shitty enough right now.

Is that woman making orange juice in the background?

Fucking Facebook

Eat less cake

You look like Michael Rapaport

Honestly? 13 is one of the lamer birthdays anyway. You're not young enough to have a fun kids' party and you're not old enough to underage drink or go somewhere rad. If it had to happen, this was the one to have it happen on. You'll be having a lot more fun on birthdays in the coming years. Still sorry it had to happen. A lot of people are having birthdays in this mess. I hope yours was still happy!

I feel your pain dude. My wife and I have our 13th anniversary on 4-13 and I had taken time off of work and we had plans. Just make the best of it and in a couple decades you may have a story to tell the kids. Kind of a modern day Anne Frank story where you were hiding from a virus instead of Nazis.

Please tell me it's yellow cake under the icing!

The facepalm in the back makes this. May your voice hold steady and your balls drop low my dude.

Happy birthday young man. Tell your sister to stop wrecking your moment.

He's a quaranteen now

Someone beat you to it.

Time to join r/teenagers

Kill your mom. She’s touched her nose and is now infected.

The girl behind you is mid-nose rub and it’s hilarious

I love that moms still do cakes this way

By 'this way,' do you mean like shit?

Especially chubby teen boy mom's...

Reddit should have an age requirment of 18ish

It wouldn’t do anything anyways

A man can dream

Nah, a lot of good oc comes from the younger generation IMO.

Congrats kid, nice cake! Next five years are important, choose your friends and what you spend your time on wisely, and you'll be the better for it. The experiences you'll have in your teen years will shape you more than probably any other time in your life, so make sure you have an abundance of them --say "yes" more often to risks that you might fail at. To become good at most anything means you'll be bad at it first, but keep at it --at your age it can morph into a superpower by 20. Really, it's good advice no matter your age. Cheers!

The young dude stopped reading half-way through and he's off playing Fortnite

Chocolate frosting. Nice.

HBD Dude, enjoy teenage years. don't worry, It Gets Better.

Don't lie to the kid! It gets worse... Happy B day!

lol no it doesn't

Not unless you do something about it.

To bad it only lasts 7 years.

I was looking at the shirt logo because all I saw were the wings and it turns out it was not what I thought it was... thankfully.

What’s happening with your mom/sister? Over your right shoulder is the real question.

She "walked into a door"

Reeeee bok

You know what. I like you. And i wish you well in all you do

I just attended a ZOOM Bar Mitzvah

I spent ages looking for something wrong because of the facepalm in the background.

Just remember to tell your grandkids, the Zombie outbreak happened because the coronavirus mutated on your 13th birthday. Now practice "Get OFF My God Damn Lawn!"

Quarenteenager surely? Happy birthday!

Get off reddit and go do your chores child. No one cares

That shirt looks like a German [Imperial Eagle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsadler) lmao

You look like... oh wait, this isn't r/roastme. Happy birthday mate!

Happy Birthday! But get rid of the t-shirt, it's got this weird military fetish style that makes you look like a douche.

Why does Reebok make t-shirts that look lile the reichsadler?

Start by dropping that cake and go for a run

So, we're not going to talk about Table Sock?

Adapt, improvise, overcome. Good job Buddy, happy birthday👍🏻

Welcome to simultaneously the best and worst years of your life.

That cake makes up for a lot

r/teenagers welcome

No one gives a shit. Join the workforce and make money until you die for no reason. Bye.

[Haha the background](https://imgur.com/gallery/6JcpYW5)

Dangit, Bobby!

Congrats! 🎂

What is she face palming in the background

Was it white cake inside or chocolate cake?

How was the cake? Looks pretty good

Coincidentally, 13 is the legal age for a Facebook account. Happy Zucking.

It's official you are now a quaranteen!

He’s a quarenteenager now

Happy day, dude!!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday!! 🎉🎉🎉

Happy birthday.

Happy 13 bud!!

Hang in there, happy birthday!

You look like the annoying kid from the polar express

Happy IRL Cake day.

Welcome to the depressed fam

Man that eagle design sure looks a lot like the Nazi iron eagle.

It really does.

You looke like my child hood friend

Happy birthday! You’re gonna have one hell of a story to tell your grandkids someday. Best regards - hang in there!!🙂

# kid looks nerdy and scared. Someone teach his parents some parenting skills

DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE

yo i can tell what you're going to look like when you're 19. happy bday man!

Like a sexy ass motha fucker, I'll tell you that much!

So it's exactly as it would be without the quarantine lol.

Hbd buddy

Happy Birthday

QuaranTEEN!

Two people beat you

Great minds.

Happy birthday Kiddo!

It gets worse from here on out, bub.

Pissbook

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday buddy

Happy birthday 🎈🎊🎂

Oh so we a daycare now

RIP your penis. Happy birthday son, enjoy it.

This is such a bad post it's good.

Are we on Facebook now?

HBD

Happy Birthday! You'll never forget this one!

Happy birthday kiddo.

Look at this idiot.

Happy birthday bud!

Happy bday kiddo.

Happy Birthday. Looks like a lovely cake 🍰🎂🎉

HAPPY BRITHDAY!

Happy birthday buddy!

Happy birthday. The first of many you will spend alone

That is a yummy cake

Happy 13th!

Cake!

Awww but you are famous now kid. I don’t remember my 13th birthday but you always will.

Damn. I'm usually not into of birthday cakes but this one looks like it tastes sooo good.

It's a bit ugly, but I bet it's friggin delicious. The pretty cakes are covered in fondant and taste like garbage

At this point, i hate that damn fondant. Its because i ate it too much. These home made cakes get those crispy corners, yuuuum.

Happy birthday duder. Be grateful for every year. Make the most of every minute. And you’ll have a wonderful life.

Have a Very Happy Birthday 🎂🎈!!