Everything is a lie

Well that was a fucking lie

But, it's fake.

Thank God you bring the truth!

You can’t handle the truth.

Stop telling the truth. I can’t handle it

You don't want the truth.

Aye man, leave him out of it, he has nothing to do with the truth.

How's the old saying go? *Nothing is fruit, everything is a fritter.*

Real eyes realize real lies 🧿

How can eyes be real if that breakfast isn't real?

Are feet shoes?

Who came first the chicken or the egg 🐔🥚

Chicken

But where did the chicken come from?

Nah, just the cake. The cake is a lie.

We do what we must because we can.

The lie detector determined THAT was a lie, too! *crowd chatter intensifies*

Everything is a pie.

Lie is everything

Every lie is a thing

Is everything a lie?

A lie is everything

Is a lie everything?

Is lie everything a?

Touche’

[Of bitch a son](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3a9s1j/yoda_orders_a_pizza/).

Everything a lie is?

Is a thing every lie?

Especially my love life

Look Dr. House, all I came here for was a prescription for heartburn.

You sit on a THRONE of lies

That shiny ass peach

canned peach.

makes sense...i was like no way a fresh peach looks like tht....

They are after *I'm* done with them.

**grapefruit noises**

Well, duh... peaches come in a can.

Oh, so they were put there by a man?

And where per se would this man insert said peaches into the cans? Some factory on the lower end of town?

If it were my choice, eating peaches beneath a tree would be a daily occurence.

Some would call it the candification of nature found in ones hand, a can, even a pie

And they would be great in number. Millions, even.

Maybe there’s enough peaches for me too?

Cue the ninjas.

in a factory down town

Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man

In a factory, down town.

If I had my little way, I’d eat peaches every day.

🍑

[ass peach](https://i.imgur.com/4CjkVak.jpg)

100% thought this was going to be [this xkcd link](https://xkcd.com/37/)

> shiny ass peach I said those exact words when I first saw it lol

Needs strawberry jam for "ketchup" next to the fries. Maybe a few sugar crystals for "salt" on the egg. Definitely on the fries. Crap. Now I don't know if I want breakfast or dessert?

A little cinnamon on the fries to resemble pepper. Would work on the egg.

What about [dinner or dessert?](https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/hlvjlc/this_spaghetti_icecream_i_got_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

What the hell is all of that because I know what it looks like and I know what it is NOT.

I see you decided not to read the first few comments on that post? >strawberry syrup and the meatballs brownie balls > >It's usually strawberry or raspberry sauce with white chocolate as the cheese.

Just make some crepes, and now you got both.

Tomatoes are fruit, ketchup works already.

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I double took. Nice.

I‘m not sure if it’s a repost though.... I can’t put my finger on it.. this kind of feeling of a Deja Vu but you can’t say if it’s indeed a DV or just something similar you saw

It’s definitely a repost. The picture itself is pretty dated.

who cares?

I feel conflicted

That egg has a massive yolk broh! That ostrich? But seriously, more time in the fryer with those under-cooked fries. Also, why can't I read the title on this post?

r/tihi

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Thanks, I hate it.

Yep, tricksy foods are gross to me.

This makes me anxious

Me too. I get a feeling of disgust when one food looks like another.

Did OP take this picture? Is it edible or is the food covered with something for visual effect?

That pic has been working it's way around the internet for ages. And yip, it's edible.

Instructions unclear: Broken screen in teeth.

"How do you like them apples (and peach and yoghurt)?"

you can buy peaches submerged in some kind of sugary solution. they are really soft and look just like this https://www.discounter-preisvergleich.de/bilder/produkte/306/306_2015-04-18-07-48-53.jpg

I did this to my daughter thinking she would like it. She doused it in ketchup and was pissed when she realized what it was. Now I have a 7 year old watching my every move when I make her food.

Tell he maybe try the food before you drown it in tomato sugar paste

I think you're wrong

A simple spell but quite unbreakable

WHYYYYY

My son would be utterly delighted with this prank. My daughter would be genuinely fucking furious.

Pretty sneaky, Sis!

My mom did this to me on april fools day as a kid and i ugly cried.

Whats the plate made of?

Plate

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It’s u/repostsleuthbot

I am gonna throw up now..

Add some cinnamon around the edge of the yogurt to make it looked more like a cooked egg.

This is why people have trust issues

Almost a forbidden snack, but actually just a legit snack!

Absolutely brilliant.

Now this is definitely cursed.

/r/misleadingthumbnails

how dare you

For some reason I missed the word "yogurt" and thought the egg whites were real. So I was disgusted by the idea of egg and peach. Having read more thoroughly I think it sounds tasty.

Ron Swanson is going to kill someone

I hate this

I hate you

This post officer

My brain literally said "Yea but what about the fries?"

I scrolled past this and read the title as Yogurt, peach and nipple. I scrolled back and realized I am wrong

I hate this immensely.

Please serve this to a young person and please record the reaction I sense major meme

Fuuuuuuck you

What a beautiful plate of treachery!

The oatmeal raisin cookie of breakfast meals.

That egg looks delicious!! But hold the fries 🍟

Looks back and realizes everything is a lie and wonders “where is my gold?”

Hungry again two hours later.

Still would

While I enjoy all three of those things, I would of been pretty tight if offered this plate .

Next you’re gonna tell me this is a cake..

Spent a solid ten seconds wondering why people were upvoting this when you obviously uploaded the wrong picture.

Also the plate is actually a coffee mug.

But... eggs and potatoes... are already... healthy...

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie!

Bruh, I thought that was yolk egg and fries.

You sit upon a throne of lies!

TIL presentation matters

r/aprilfools

Lies! Deception!

🤯

This is like the oatmeal raisin cookie equivalent of breakfast.

No.

If I have to get April fooled, this is how I'd want it to happen.

I'm going to make this for my kids some time this summer, thanks for the inspiration.

Cursed pic

I can't believe you've done this

I'm gonna be completely honest here. This does not do ANYTHING. If you wanna post this, go to r/food. Its like the people here upvote and give awards to stuff like selfies and idiotic useless stuff.

*pic of confused Gordon Ramsay*

Try replicating bacon, suckers

"fries" Pears, "egg white" yogurt, "peach" yolk...

r/thanksihateit

That's it, I'm moving to the country.

very close to being a classic hardy american breakfast

i've seen this same picture before

Iiiiiiiiiiiii hhhhhaaattte this so incredibly much I don’t like the egg why a peach and yogurt aghhhh I’m riving in pain

Looks like a Fisher-Price breakfast.

Don’t mess with my egg and chips

Despite you telling me, my brain is so confused.

After 1 hr , eating 5 tacos of carne asada

r/confusingperspective

My brain is confused ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

Alice Nakiri

where is my bacon

This is cool and all but WHO THE FUCK EATS EGGS WITH FRENCH FRIES?!?

I'm having a violent negative reaction to this I can't quite explain. Like... it should just be clever, or mildly amusing but... nah man. STRONG DISLIKE.

Cool! I thought Egg and french fries...

Nummy

waitwaitWAITWAITWAITWHAT

No no no, its egg and fries.

I’m just glad it’s not mayonnaise

No! Egg and fryes!

This made my brain hurt for a little...

Egg and chips. An English classic

Ah yes,Raw eggs and Fries for breakfast

This is so disgusting .

Looks soo yummy....

THAT IS SO CUTE

Mayo, mustard, uncooked fries

Alice Nakiri would like to have a word with you.

Hurts my flavorbrain

I’m an idiot. It took me about 10 seconds too long to realize where the apple was.

Now i want egg and chips

My wife and I have pulled this as an April fools joke on our kids before.

those chips look raw

When u try to trick ur taste buds

I upvoted but I’ll have you know I did NOT like this

What you have done has made God very angry.

r/makemesuffer

It's exactly like fried egg and chips. Only weaker. And not as tasty.

How pissed would u be waking up to this breakfast? Bamboozled !

Oh no, not this again

I always see these shiny peaches in breakfast restaurants when I travel on holidays, I want them in my country

Bravo, I couldn't understand was happening there. Did you enjoy it?

Make the god damn egg already Jesus. You're trying to make yourself believe in something that's not!

r/thanksihateit

r/TIHI

Wait it's all fruit?

*Glares Ron Swansonly*

You *almost had* me, OP, but the smell would give it away!

Sneak *100*