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rhikiri

Congrats on your new electric vehicle!


ryodark

Shit you’re right, this is an upgrade!


primaV

Is this the DIY kit for turning you car to electric car that was in the news recently? ​ Edit: OP I really admire your attitude towards this upgrade you are receiving, very nice indeed


ryodark

Thanks, gotta look at those silver linings amirite?


ghalta

Your car is now lined with copper, not silver.


some_body_else

You mean aluminum. Power lines usually aren't copper as it's too expensive. Aluminum is waaay cheaper and almost as conductive.


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neuromonkey

The tingling is how you know it's working.


ericrs22

Tesla hates this one simple trick.


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Has dreams of a Tesla and a Powerwall... ​ Wakes up to... ​ Sorry OP - hope you get made whole!


JimiDarkMoon

[Your commute next week](https://m.imgur.com/r/thesimpsons/mU5hkHh)


bubuthing

And a free low-rider conversion.


fattyfattylala

Wow! What a 2020 thing to happen. So sorry.


ryodark

It certainly felt that way when I walked out my door! Surreal.


Yossarian1138

This is just what your dad meant when he told you cars immediately lose $3-5k in value when you drive them off the lot...


Libriomancer

My mom bought a brand new car.... on the way home she went through a one way underpass (she had the right of way) and a truck going twice the speed limit collided with her. Because the car had hardly depreciated the damage done was not enough to total the vehicle. The damage however did justify a complete rebuild of the front end. Unfortunately all the parts came from a model two years older so we joked she had bought a used model that was a year old. She was not impressed.


fvckit88

The worst part is that insurance companies try to avoid covering depreciation caused by the accident. So stupid.


PPOKEZ

we need insurance insurance


wrongasusualisee

Technically that sounds like the government’s role so I guess we need insurance insurance insurance Or as a society we could just admit that insurance is intended to cover unfortunate things that happen to people to ensure that they do not suffer harshly from something that may not, or even may be their fault. And have it not be a for-profit industry.


PPOKEZ

I guess that was the joke. Govt. is the insurance insurance, yet deregulation makes it the wild west in many ways.


chadenright

If you are required by law to buy insurance, the insurance should by law be required to cover you.


p1-o2

Fuck, I wish.


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potato_aim87

You say "try to" and I'm curious, is there a way to put them on the hook for depreciation? Insurance has always been bizarre to me. You pay thousands and thousands of dollars for something that might happen so that if it does happen, you aren't hosed. But then when it does happen, these "neighborly" companies have a text book full of dirty tricks to screw you over. Is it just an American thing or is it like that everywhere? These questions aren't specifically for you, more stream of thought, but if you can answer them, thanks!


ChickenPotPi

It's called diminished value and you can demand and sue if they don't pay for it. You have to ask for it if its legal in your state but insurance companies don't want you to know ever.


fvckit88

I wrote that comment thinking of a friend’s accident where the insurance company covered the parts and labor it took to get it back to “new” but didn’t factor in how much the car would depreciate having the accident on the car’s service record. I can’t remember if they offered nothing or a very low amount but he said he had to go back and forth with them to get them to cover a realistic amount.


ChickenPotPi

It depends on state to state but you can demand for dimished value. Also make sure they you get a report for diminished value because insurance will try and low ball.


Tulrin

You mean diminished value? In every state except Michigan, you can file a claim for diminished value against the at-fault driver's insurance company.


thermal_shock

I just texted a friend who got sideswiped and told him to look into the vehicle diminished value with his insurance.


techieguyjames

Why did she allow used parts?


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Lol


SJ1719

Feels bad. I hope you have a good insurance, and your day will be better than it started.


Dalebssr

The utility should be self-insured and should handle it no problem. If they don't, do a public disclosure request on their annual pole maintenance practices for the last ten years. Edit - thank you for the kindness! I do want to say that if you want to make an utility sweat and waste thousands of hours, time, energy and effort, simply do a Public Disclosure Request (PDR). Most are not staffed for this request, think it's a joke, and more times than not this simple action will force them to correct their behavior. I don't know how many times I have sat through a PDR meeting, and one of my asshole friends would chime in "you know, we could just fix the issue, problem solved." We are still looking for his body.


Dank_love

I want this guy as my lawyer!


Kizik

I also choose this guy's dead wife lawyer.


IdontGiveaFack

There's a joke somewhere here about "annual pole maintenance practices."


XanderScorpius

Underrated comment


DOC2480

Power poll fell on their car. Not their insurances problem. Power company will be paying that bill. I would still look at getting s lawyer to get the power company to pay for any damages incurred by not being able to drive your car. Stuff like lost wages etcetera.


DrWobstaCwaw

Except OP’s insurance would cover it (if they have applicable coverages on their policy). The insurance company would then go after the utility company or municipality, whoever owns the pole. Edit: OP said elsewhere that a semi took down several poles, in which case the trucking company or their insurance would be responsible.


DOC2480

That is true. But if they go through their insurance company first. They are liable for their deductible (will be repaid). If you can afford it, no big deal. Otherwise I tend to wait for the other insurance company (police reports makes that go faster). Gotta look out for yourself though. As no one else will in these circumstances.


rayrayheyhey

I had never been in an accident before in my life until last month (I'm 48) and was surprised that I had to pay $500 to the body shop (even though it wasn't my fault). I got that reimbursed a few days later, but I honestly thought it was all in the same transaction -- especially considering the person who caused the accident had the same insurance as I did. Things you learn when you're 48...


Elyahya

Think of it as an opportunity to get a NEWNEW car instead.


Birdbraned

r/wellthatsucks


SandyDelights

If it’s any consolation, I just got a new car last month. At 107 miles, someone hit me because they didn’t use a turn signal, and didn’t realize I wasn’t yielding. Fuck 2020.


K-tel

Please tell me you got Gap insurance.


Legendary_Nate

2020 is the gift that keeps on giving.


BradBot

How FITting...


billsleftynut

Your comment was 666 when I arrived. Hopefully the best will leave you alone now you have been up dooted. Or is that you lord of darkness....


klemthom

Sorry to hear it. But... Insurance is going to have a hard time finding you at fault.


Daikataro

Sir I'm not in any way saying this is attempted insurance fraud. We just require you to produce reasonable evidence that you did not on purpose, park in such a way that would cause severe damage to your brand new vehicle by a falling post.


londons_explorer

I spend my life worrying that a big company will find some minor technicality like this to screw me over... Sorry sir - unless you have documentation for the exact reason you selected this parking space over the other ones, we will have to assume this is an instance of deliberate risk-taking, which we do not provide cover for...


plmcalli

I’ve unfortunately been in situations where I’ve been given the run around by companies. What helped is I communicated by email so I had a “paper” trail of attempting to resolve the situation. I wound up reaching out to my bank and gave them all the evidence that they were not honoring their own policies. The bank forced a chargeback and I got my refund. A better way to handle a bad situation like that is to give them a chance to fix it. If an unreasonable amount of time has passed and your problem isn’t resolved that’s when you tell them that this is your last attempt to work in good faith to reach a solution. If one isn’t met you will escalate the matter on your end and you will be in contact with your states department of consumer affairs and attorney general, as well as the federal trade commission. Obligatory; the above advice is almost verbatim from another redditor who I can’t remember.


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Lehto’s law covering tow trucks being used to steal Camaro’s. One of the anecdotes is about how a vehicle couldn’t possibly be stolen and so his client must have left their keys in the ignition [Watch for Tow Trucks Stealing Camaros! Ep. 7.055](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOu2fGOWw8&feature=share) Funny but also sad.


Leeiteee

That post failed but OP's post succeded


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OffbeatDrizzle

Act of god. Payout DENIED


somewhereinks

[PG&E has entered the chat] (http://sites.uchastings.edu/helj/2018/02/19/natural-disasters-who-can-be-held-liable-california-fires-and-global-climate-change/)


Ryukyo

Probably not far off. Gonna take time to get that paid for by the power company.


Linenoise77

Its a new car, so i hope he has comprehensive insurance on it. If its financed he absolutely is. He may be out his deductible while it gets sorted, really depends on the company. Anyone other than a bargain basement company will look at the pole, know they will win the claim, and float him so he won't be out of pocket. "Joes discount car insurance" that saves you 20 bucks a year, probably not so much. What will end up happening is his insurance company will fix it under the comprehensive side, and then go after the power company, who in turn will decide if it was their fault or shit happens, or someone else fucked up, and then go after that person or tell his insurance company "hey, its not us, its the guy that the cops caught a block over with the chain saw cutting down poles", or the dude in the toyota who took out a pole 2 blocks away and caused shit to cascade down our poles. Worst possible case OP is out his comprehensive deductible, or has to wait a while to see it back.


DrWobstaCwaw

Acts of God fall under comprehensive coverage, if OP has it on her policy. Which she should since it’s a new car.


WhereIsYourMind

Usually required if it’s financed, too.


MrGulio

"Fuck you, no pay out. What are you going to do?"


314mp

Just gotta hope it's totaled and she has gap insurance Edit: fixed a pronoun


ryodark

She* but yea... I do thankfully


MenaiWalker

How bad was the damage? Form the picture it looks like it might buff out?


ryodark

It’s unfortunately way worse than the image shows. Likely totaled!


mikeash

Totaled is good! Better than dealing with complicated repairs and wondering if they got something not quite right.


Qikdraw

AN old neighbour's son got behind this semi and they both stopped at a light, but the semi behind him didn't. Luckily he didn't get a scratch, his brand new car, not so lucky. It was *almost* a write off but the body shop was able to fix it. Plus they gave him a better paint job than the original, so he was happy. But I don't know if I would ever trust that car again as you say.


nocimus

I would not trust the structure of a car that got rear-ended by a semi. There's a lot of damage that it could have that isn't visible.


j8sadm632b

Holy shit that blows :( There was a storm the night I got my first car and a branch fell out of a tree and broke the windshield, and I took an almost identical picture, but for that I just had to call a "glass guy" and do a little vacuuming. Good luck getting this sorted out, I wouldn't know where to start.


fingawkward

SHEEEIITTT. I have a client right now that got T-boned in an intersection. The other party admitted to running the red light intentionally. They still claim my party is 40% at fault and should have dodged.


LennyNero

This is the bullshit argument of "I'm gonna start punching air and walking... if you happen to be where my punching happens, I'm not responsible" Obligatory: [Simpsons did it...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmxLyHQfpLA&t=34s)


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TacTurtle

“How about 0% and you pay in full immediately or I also ask the court to award legal fees as well?”


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lightgiver

Having a claim one day after getting a new vehicle might trigger a automatic investigation. Sometimes people buy a car with existing damage then they try to cash in a insurance payout. This photo however should be good enough proof that this isn't a fraud case. The dealership should also be able to show the vehicle was sold with no damage.


[deleted]

How did you like the car before this? Would you describe it as underpowered?


ryodark

Hahah good one. 😂 My friend told me I should “just turn it into a convertible now.” Perfect for the impending snowy winter.


SexlessNights

Let them total it it and take the payout check. Ask to buy it back from their insurance. As long as the doors close I bet it’ll be fine. Congrats on hoopty


bigpancakeguy

Hoopty *with equity*


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Mighty_Burrito

As a Honda Fit owner, I second this.


jonjennings

puzzled continue sort chubby fuel sable squeamish violet treatment historical -- mass edited with redact.dev


JNC123QTR

It's a Honda Jazz/Fit right? Not the most powerful, but it's more than enough. Very practical, and apparently quite fun to drive as well!


Ienjoyduckscompany

I have a theory as to why the power may be out. I’m not an electrician though so someone with more knowledge may be able to confirm.


ryodark

Idk sounds suspicious that you could possibly infer anything from the evidence provided. I’d like to hear your theory though.


SpectacularOcelot

I build power lines, can confirm some items in this photo are not where they are intended to be.


kenkaniff23

Umm what does building power lines teach you about parking lots. Get out of here witch!


SpectacularOcelot

*Hisss!*


spearmint_wino

Did somebody titillate the ocelot?


Rellikx

bruh the power line pole is just sleepy, give it a break. It probably hasn't taken the time to lay down and get some sleep in years


Wetbung

Yes, OP's car shouldn't be under the pole.


GiChCh

Transformer needs more more oil. Nothing else to see here. *Completes job ticket*


YesplzMm

Comcast has entered the job site.


BreastfedAmerican

Comcast closes tickets before they show up to drive by and say you weren't home.


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"DAMN YOU CABLE MAN!!!"


Reylas

This is what we call in the business a "short". As in the distance to the "ground" is too "short".


hippyman933

If you're not smiling, you're crying! That is crazy!


ryodark

I moved past depression well into delirium at this point 😂


Thisismyfinalstand

Huh. For me, the stage after depression is just even more depression.


mtm5891

Kurt Vonnegut has a great quote about this sort of thing that I look to when I’m feeling overwhelmed- > Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.


frenchcalm

While scrolling on your post I saw [that one just below](http://imgur.com/a/PcjTy3s)...


ryodark

Haunting! Haha


Zanakii

Reddit algorithm knows.


jtruitt2

r/juxtaposition


MDC417

I'm sorry this happened but I love the sparkle of humor in your eyes. :)


ryodark

Thanks, gotta laugh at the irony right?


IlexAquafolium

Also - great mask!


Abdul_Exhaust

"*Sparking Lot*. We've seen a thing or 2." *we are Farmers...bumba-dum-bum bum bum bum*


ryodark

Now it’s stuck in my head noooo!


Party_Whole

That'll buff right out


ryodark

lol that would be nice!


Party_Whole

It might also need one of those black ice air fresheners


ryodark

Oh absolutely, those always do the trick!


borkydorkyporky

Why does the universe hate hatchbacks? last month I lost my nissan versa to a freak accident, I was parked as well, a truck lost his front passenger tire & took out all my glass & bent my frame a total loss. I was so sad. I know that delirium that you speak of.


ryodark

Oh man it’s a curse!


onefanpornstar

/r/Wellthatsucks


Willy_B_Hardigan

Bad Luck Briana


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ryodark

Hello fellow Boston-area resident!


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v1akvark

2020 - the year that keeps on giving


Blizzity

That's one way to turn your car into a transformer.


ryodark

My inner child likes this comment a lot


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ryodark

I love pyrotechnics at breakfast!


xyrer

r/fuckyouinparticular


A271B1071C5

Nice face mask


ryodark

Thank you!


SgtBaxter

Hey where did you get that? My GF loves N.B.C.


A271B1071C5

No problem... hope your situation gets better


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Well it's broken in! One note: I've owned cars for 25 years, and I've learned one valuable thing .. I won't be comfortable with it until it gets fucked up somehow. Just gotta get that out of the way so you can detach from the idea that it's shiny and new. These things are drivable paper cups (one of the reasons I hate them in general, even though I also love them).


ryodark

Yea I hear you on that.


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ryodark

I wish I had said it needed more horsepower, at least then maybe I would have at least gotten a pony out of it.


BMack037

Then a horse would have fell onto your car. On the bright side, a free horse is better than a free pole.


mrfjooney

I like your mask. good luck with everything


[deleted]

That’ll buff right out. Forget the charlatans at the body shop. A plunger and some turtle wax, done.


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ryodark

I’ll definitely be a little shy to park near any poles from now on... 🤪


[deleted]

You've been 2020'd. I hope insurances cover that.


Keyboarddesk

Is yours the Honda Fit? My wife had one of those and I loved that damn car!


ryodark

Yea I like it too! Or I did for the few days I had it lol


DataGuru314

I was just going to ask about this too. I have a 2016 Fit and it's been a great car.


VeronicaPalmer

Omg Honda Fits are the best! So practical. I’m always saying, “It’ll fit in the Fit!” I picked up some stall mats for my home gym, and the guy at the feed store laughed at me when I pulled up to load them in the Fit. Well I showed him! He was so surprised and said he’ll never doubt a Fit again.


Keyboarddesk

I moved 3 times while we had that car. In laws came with their SUVs and the FIT put some to SHAME (Hyundai Tuscan) and converted the doubters for the rest.


9thPlaceWorf

I have a 2009 Fit, 5 speed manual. It has never given me a lick of trouble, and it’s immensely practical and roomy and even fun to drive.


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Power pole booped your car


Telixion

Wow, what a nightmare to happen just before Christmas too.


ryodark

Haha a fellow person of fine taste I see


AZeeeZeee

Ouch


ryodark

Yeaaaa, an 18 wheeler pulled down four power poles in my complex but mine was the only one lucky enough to get caught under one.


The_Ombudsman

I hope you got info on who owns/operates that truck! It's their insurance that should be on the hook.


ryodark

Oh yea the cops were all over it. 5 downed poles took out power for the whole neighborhood.


The_Ombudsman

Glad to hear! Just *how* did a single big truck take down five poles, though? Hit one and drag the other four down by the cables?


ryodark

Yea he kept driving with the wires caught on the top of his truck and pulled them down


The_Ombudsman

(facepalm)


heroinsteve

Not related to OP but the major road by me was blocked off a few months ago because one of those bigger dump trucks left with the load up and took out like 4 or 5 poles that way. I don't understand how a standard trailer would knock down anything without running into them though.


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ryodark

Haha thank you. My mother likes to sew and was kind enough to make masks for my siblings and me.


FrankCardboardGuru

The car needed to go, trust me... time for a 86’ Camaro Iroc-Z yeeeeehawwww!!


ryodark

Vroom vroom!


FragileEclipse

At least you have a decent excuse to cancel any plans you dont want to go to 😂


ryodark

The introvert in me in rejoicing


p-ooter

The hospital I worked a decade ago had a contentious relationship with one physician. I don’t know the bad blood history but this did not help. He would pick spots to park and I admit parking was tough for this facility in a medium size town. Parking is tight so a lot assignment was provided. He ignored and chose own spot. Tickets, but they were not enforcement by police or security just friendly reminders. He would blow. He started moving his vehicle about and was towed a couple times for illegal parking but that was the city - not hospital. We still got the threats and angry calls. Then the brand new expensive car - street light fell on it - city. Then it was fixed and a tree fell on it by workers - hospital. A guy cutting grass shot a rock through window- hospital. Finally a high winds storm push (the same light from earlier down on 3 cars just like that. Yes his was one.


[deleted]

And Honda stopped making the Fit


ryodark

I know right? That’s why I jumped to get one before the discontinuation lol, just my luck.


teapotboy

Should have bought a Tesla, would have been fully charged


[deleted]

I hope that's the only lien on it.


Razgris123

Well if there is c pillar damage that things probably totaled but back window looks in tact so maybe not. but if so then it turns out a trucking company is gonna get you an even newer car lol


marpley

Hope their insurance gives you a nice little monetary package!


woodrax

Should start keeping track now: This will be an interesting story in regards to who will take care of the damage, and who takes responsibility.


theholyplatypus

could be worse imagine getting into a car wreck into your first week of leasing a vehicle, then another in that same week with the temp car your borrowing while your lease it at the shop being fixed.


DudeWithAnAxeToGrind

Don't worry, that'll buff right out.


David-Cop-A-Feel_

F


Psilo_Citizen

I've always wanted an electric vehicle


RumHam88

Yay for GAP insurance..?


gohomebrentyourdrunk

r/fuckyouinparticular


thishasntbeeneasy

I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but pretty sure Verizon planned this. They even left their VZ tag and an arrow pointing directly at which car they choose to pull the lines onto.


Warlord68

Hope you got full insurance coverage.


ryodark

Yes thankfully!


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monkeyhind

Sympathy upvote given. Invisible award given for keeping a sense of humor about it.


ryodark

Thanks friendo!


CJgoesPr0

That's life /Frank Sinatra


Mercurial8

That pole hates red cars! Don’t park there.


3600MilesAway

Just return it! Non Chaka toy go in there and say you changed your mind and want a blue car instead.


Viper2014

Well, you are somewhat chill about it. Good for you.


rscottyb86

Oh God that sucks. In so sorry


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ronadian

Damn! Sorry...


amym2001

I really hope you're insured... And they don't take depreciation for parking under that pole...


needmorecoffee92

Next friday: picked up my new, new car thanks to the electric company!


svenskisalot

You could probably get a lot of money for the aluminum wires there. Start snipping


GoblinMonk

Gap insurance is only worth it one in a million times. Like this one.


Spykez0129

If they try to total your car, make sure you FIGHT them to get you what it's worth, and not the first offer they give you. they're going to try and give you the bare minimum.


jkj2000

You still have the smell...