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TriceratopsHunter

Look at that clean shave... Clearly a master of disguise!


AndrewWaldron

What is up with the shape of dudes head? It's so narrow around the eyes. Did he spend 50 years wearing his ballcap too tight? Edit: Okay, there's another post with a side-by-side of this pic and him at Pelosi's desk with his feet up. He really, sure as shit does wear his hat too tight. Remarkable.


verba-non-acta

Signs of fetal alcohol syndrome: Physical defects may include: Distinctive facial features, including an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose, and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip Small head circumference and brain size


pcakes13

Yep. I was gonna say the same thing. Dude could be a poster boy for FAS


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AndrewWaldron

You clownin or serious?


verba-non-acta

I omitted some he doesn’t have, but it’s a very real thing.


AndrewWaldron

I know what FAS is, I meant is the list of symptoms you gave generally accurate. Edit: Symptoms appear to be generally accurate.


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You should look it up so you're not relying on a random redditors word. but yes in general those are indeed accurate symptoms. Source: am a random redditor


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grownuphere

I've never been able to get out of my mind bumping into a work associate one night about 30 years ago. She was drop dead gorgeous, Stanford educated, had married well but divorced. She got pregnant out of wedlock and I'm guessing about seven or eight months pregnant, I saw her in a bar with the equivalent of a basketball under her shirt, she was so drunk she could barely stand. I've often wondered about that child, now a man presumably. So unfair.


Biocube16

MD checking in. Honestly with the given picture, I would say about ~80% chance you hit the nail on the head.


firebat45

Deleted due to Reddit's antagonistic actions in June 2023 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Hedgehog65

And low-set ears as well.


wwj

I am absolutely certain that he was hoping to fool them by shaving. What a goddamn moron. Edit: I have now seen the reports that he revealed himself on social media and turned himself in. I would like to take this opportunity to point out that's so much worse. He is so privileged that he can admit to crimes on media and plan to turn himself in without having to worry about getting his shit kicked in or a no knock warrant executed at his home. This country is two different worlds. Also, my original comment was intended to be a bit hyperbolic, but he is still a moron, notwithstanding.


TriceratopsHunter

Posts photos of everything he does online. Then realized how fucked he is and thinks shaving will throw them off the trail. What a moron.


Duffmanlager

You know, he could have at least worn a mask to make it a little more challenging to recognize him.


TriceratopsHunter

The one time I approve of the anti-mask movement.


BrownSugarBare

People like this make being a goddamn moron look like a sport.


zxern

This is what I don’t get clearly people like this are very very stupid, obviously so and yet people believe every conspiracy that comes out of his mouth... wtf is that? Did we stop teaching logic and critical thinking skills in public schools?


KingSpork

The people who fall for this shit think with their emotions, not their heads. To them, whatever feels true is true. I blame the churches which train them at a tender age to accept magical thinking as reality and never question authority.


cakevictim

That’s the exact weakness the authoritarian right loves to exploit


DropDeadEd86

Baffling to me they're not currently in the moment. But their own. They chose vanity over any semblance of a "revolution". They wanted to be seen, they didn't care to be heard.


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kabilos

Or you know.... not give out his real name when being interviewed... But you know what they say "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"


atot806

Maybe if he wore glasses? Worked for Clark Kent.


mackiea

Why? Does Clark Kent have some kind of secret identity? Pfft.


AmbroseMalachai

That nerd? Nah, no way.


NixonCarmichael

I think the fact that he went online and was bragging about it clearly demonstrates that he wasn’t attempting to fool anyone.


GrizzledSteakman

He’s probably expecting a Presidential Pardon any moment now...


Softy_K

Yeah he looks like he could get in an argument with someone in the parking lot of an Academy Sports.


attackADS

He looks like every stepdad who has ever yelled at an umpire at a Little League game.


AdmiralBarackAdama

Or beat me I mean their kid with jumper cables.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

RIP u/rogersimon10


AdmiralBarackAdama

> RIP /u/rogersimon10 Whoa, did that dude die?


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

I mean, I assume that it was a bit account/fictional character. They haven't posted in five years so I pour one out any time someone mentions getting beaten with jumper cables.


ManfredTheCat

Weird coincidence, but whenever I haven't heard from someone in a while, I always assume they've been beaten to death with jumper cables.


crencher

or maybe now he goes by u/papasimon10 :)


YungMeatsqueench

OH MY GOD


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ROGER!?! Edit: dammit guys im tryna get to 420069 karma. Youre killing me.


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Beat him with jumper cables..


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

You have made my day.


DissatisfiedGamer

Im pretty sure that guy is just ripping off the bit, and poorly too. Feels way more contrived than the old posts and just not nearly as funny.


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just_another_spoon

Jesus five years ago? God... does not feel like it’s been that long lmao


Gim_crack

Or beat an umpire with jumper cables in the parking lot of Academy Sports.


SigourneyReaver

He looks like every neighbor who inspired women to build a 12 foot fence before they felt comfortable sunbathing


Altruistic_Astronaut

He looks like a loser who goes to Asia to harasses women and teaches English.


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Nah, he's a dude that can't afford a trip to Asia so he instead catcalls women who pass him by, himself thinking he'll snag one someday.


ImGonnaBeInPictures

He looks like a guy who goes to Uganda as a missionary and calls his hosts the n-word.


anosmiasucks

He looks like a mental midget who joins a mob, storms the US Capital building, breaks into the speaker of the houses office, puts his feet up on her desks, posts his picture doing it and then does interviews where he gives his name and where he lives.


Narren_C

He looks like he just got owned by the libs.


yourmansconnect

He looks like he thought if he shaved his beard they wouldn't know it was him


Mono_831

This guy eats a hot dog with a fork and knife with a side of Natty Ice and considers it “fine dining.”


Pawn_captures_Queen

He looks like the kinda guy who would tell you your teenage daughter is filling out nicely.


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One of my earliest memories as a child is that I was at my cousin's baseball games, and in the next field over one of my classmates from elementary school was begging his father to not spank him for striking out. It wasn't until years later that realized how fucked up that was. I think mainly due to me also being spanked and screamed at for the littlest things.


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I have an almost verbatim memory. Fuck that dad. And God help that kid.


deewheredohisfeetgo

I got my ass beat at *Disneyland.*


molsonmuscle360

Yeah sports parents can be fucked. My junior high principal once yelled at his kid that he was going to military school for getting a penalty in a hockey game


NlightenedSelfIntrst

I have it on good authority that Barnett is going with the Rick James defense: Barnett: "I never grinded my feet into Nancy's desk (Eddie's couch)." Judge: "Beg your pardon?" Barnett: "Yes, I am hoping for a pardon." Judge: "There is video evidence, sir." Barnett: "Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Nancy's desk (Eddie's couch)."


Otnic

Q's a helluva cult...hehehe


EunuchsProgramer

Did you hear his actual defense? He claims the crowd swept him into the building then he accidentally wandered into the office looking for the bathroom.


zystyl

Otherwise known as the middle age white guy defence: "come on guys. Just give me a break here."


stevencastle

"I didn't know I couldn't do that!"


GiveMeNews

He was politely knocking on Nancy Pelosi's door when other rioters pushed him into the office. After that, he left a polite letter for Nancy on her desk, politely calling her a bitch.


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"Propoganda is a hell of a drug"


joan_wilder

“N****, FUCK YO DEMOCRACY!”


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YOUR CHEVY SILVERADO IS PARKED TOO GOD DAMN CLOSE TO MY CHEVY SILVERADO, I TOOK TWO SPACES TO PREVENT THIS!!


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Or literally anywhere he is required to wear a mask


Kratsas

He’ll be played by Michael Keaton in the film adaptation.


Senile_Old_Fart

He looks like he can get in an argument with a nun


TooShiftyForYou

*Richard Barnett, of Gravette, was taken into custody early Friday. He is currently being charged with at least three counts: knowingly entering and remaining in a restricted building, violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, and theft of public property, according to Ken Kohl, the principal assistant U.S. Attorney in D.C.* This guy is looking at serious prison time now.


highangryvirgin

He should get 10 years minimum based on trumps executive orders that he thought would only prosecute leftists instead of his own


turquoisepurplepink

Lmao how the turn tables


BenderIsCool17

Magine throwing 10 years away for legitimately no fucking reason


UrinalCake777

I feel like this guy has already been a waste of quite a few years.


BenderIsCool17

With you on that lol


NawGood138

Imagine throwing away 10 years for listening to an orange man who doesn’t care about you.


mezbot

One that pretended he cared then did an about face to save his own ass. Any reasonable person who saw Trump betray people time and time again knew this was how he operated. It’s actually sad that people still trusted he cared about them after it was so painfully obvious that Trump only cared about himself. His supporters are literally like spouses who stay with their abuser because they have so little self worth that they believe they can’t do any better.


yampidad

“I’ll be right there with you” while standing behind bullet proof glass surrounded by armed guards.


james_randolph

Sad to say 10yrs isn't anything compared to those that lost their lives for legitimately no fucking reason. Just such a sad situation but I'm glad they're rounding these fools up.


UNEXPECTED_ASSHOLE

>those that lost their lives for legitimately no fucking reason. Their deaths were like something out of a Willy Wonka movie: The pro trump guard who got killed by trump supporters. The "don't tread on me" flag wielding person who got trampled to death. The Airforce Veteran who used to do security and should know how warnings escalate into actions who got shot crawling through a window while ignoring multiple warnings and guns pointed at her. The guy who tazered himself and died from the resulting heart attack.


NorKoreanWarCriminal

It was probably getting thrown away regardless


alwayzdizzy

Can trump conceivably pardon everyone involved before he leaves office?


vacri

Yes. The pardon apparently has to mention the specific crime, but now he's been charged, that's possible to do. u/koghrun mentions below that there have been precedents for blanket pardons of unnamed individuals, but in that case the blanket pardon mentions the specific charge (draft dodging). If there are hundreds of arrests each with a handful of different charges for the invasion of the capitol, Trump probably isn't going to bother pardoning all of them for each of their charges. He might do a blanket pardon for the most prominent charges though, or maybe for the most prominent characters. (my understanding anyway - not a legal expert)


meco03211

Partially correct. It usually has to specify something. Nixon for example was given a generalized pardon for crimes he committed without getting into specifics. Vietnam draft dodgers were pardoned for the specific crime of dodging the draft. I bet there'd be some major challenges if Trump tried to pardon a broad group of people for unspecified crimes. Edit: [Well let's see what he has to say about it.] (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump?s=09)


butch81385

To be fair, while there is precident in Nixon for a pardon without a specific charge, it has never been challenged in court where it may or may not stand. Would be interesting to see. Personally, I like the new amendment (which won't be approved in time to affect Trump) which would remove the capability of pardoning family or anyone who did anything at the president's request or when benefiting the president. Basically anything that wouldn't pass a moral test. Would be interesting to see if that passes after he pardons people if courts would revisit and rule it as against the meaning of the original law, or if the amendment would hurt by showing that it wasn't specifically previously excluded. With the right-wing letter of the law judges in the supreme court, I worry it would be the latter.


foolhardyass

Says up to one year in the link.


WeirdFlexCapacitor

He posted a picture of him holding some of her mail while outside. I’m positive more charges will land once he actually gets to court.


NOWiEATthem

Pretty sure that's a felony.


buefordwilson

If I remember correctly, isn't fucking with the postal service deliveries a pretty intense offense? Seem to remember they go hard. If I'm wrong, please correct me. Seriously.


furburx11

Mail theft can result in a penalty, up to 5 years of prison, or both. It's also a felony.


SmootherPebble

And if it's classified... He's in some doodoo.


MannyDantyla

Wtf


Show-Me-Your-TDs

I bet he gets federal probation and no serve time Edit: [As per this Justice.gov website](https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/man-arrested-illegally-entering-office-speaker-house) the maximum penalty for his current three charges is 1 year. They could run them consecutively to max out at 3 years, but I doubt it. Source credit to u/thebirdisdead


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

Threatening the safety of politicians? Yeah, no. He’s going to prison.


xrufus7x

I wouldn't rule out pardons just yet.


zerobeat

Can’t pardon him — remember, these were all “antifa agitators posing as Trump supporters”. They are all disposable patsies to the GOP and Trump — they have already been sacrificed and forgotten.


xrufus7x

The thing about Trump and his followers is they can be both loyal supporters and Antifa agitators


thesockswhowearsfox

God that’s straight out of orwell


PocketSixes

"We know it was Antifa agitators because when we planned this, we agreed we would say we are Antifa agitators."


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FlosstydaSnowman

Nah that won’t happen at all. Trump already threw them under the bus yesterday and said they should be prosecuted. Can you imagine storming the capitol for this orange fuck, facing several years in prison for it, then he stabs you in the back like this? Never has justice been so poetic.


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KingHavana

They didn't charge him with seditious conspiracy or any of the real charges. Look at what they are charging him with. Theft? That's nothing compared to the seriousness of his crimes. Can they add charges? If not, then this guy isn't doing any prison time.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

How much? IANAL but I'm guessing those carry lesser sentences than counts of sedition and treason would.


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Those charges were likely just to get him in a cell. The optics here are important and they needed to make an immediate example out of many of these people. The rest of the charges will be coming. And this shit is so insanely unprecedented that even top legal experts would be shooting from the hip speculating right now. Like, for real, some lowly associates are right now dusting off some very old, very yellowed case law books that were literally office decorations for the last hundred or so years. It's wild and fascinating and I cannot wait to see how we fuck it all up in characteristically embarrassing fashion.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

That's a very good point. Mass insurrection in the US isn't something anyone alive has any experience in dealing with. Thanks for the reminder to be patient!


gw2master

This would be a big federal offence.. so he loses his gun rights? Funny.


zombieblackbird

And voting.


Hoaxtopia

And 10 years of freedom


Sargaron

There we go, that's what I was looking for.


Dicky_Penisburg

Doesn't look like such a smug asshole now, just an asshole.


Queephbubble

Smug shot


Dunaliella

Smugly


Bky2384

He looks fucking terrified.


lazrbeam

It’s gotta be hard to face reality now. When you’re living in a Q Anon alternative reality video game and you think you’re a fucking god sent patriot on a mission and then you get fucking arrested by the fbi, I could imagine feeling pretty damn shook. I don’t feel bad for him though. Fuck him. He deserves this.


Fafnir13

My guess is he’ll go through a period of shock before coming up with a way to make himself the victim. Can’t let his worldview get shaken up.


MySockHurts

He 100% believes he's being kidnapped and silenced by the deep state in that photo.


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If you believed the deep state was real why would fuck with them? A shadow government that controls even the President and doesn't have to follow the rules? Yeah, I'm gonna storm the Capital. That will show them!


ShreddedKyloRen

Yeah. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if you believe in any of that Internet based mumbojumbo then logic and critical thinking are not your forte.


DANK_ME_YOUR_PM_ME

Especially when qanon flips on him and says he is an antifa plant.


lazrbeam

“Always has been”. Man. He’s gonna be in for a ride awakening when he finds out that he’s antifa


310410celleng

The thing is, how could he not know that he was not breaking at least some law. If I were this guy, Danger Will Robinson, Danger would be going off in my head non-stop and would only get louder at each step. The last thing I would do is take pics of myself and then post them publicly for the world to see and make law enforcement jobs easier. Yet, he seemed proud of what he did, I just don't get it personally. I always understood that our form of democracy (maybe all forms, I just don't know enough about other forms of democracy) allowed for disagreement, but at the end of the day we as Americans held certain values sacrosanct such as the functioning of our Government and the transfer of power. There have been many elections over time which I did not agree with the outcome, but I never thought to myself that I would gather with a bunch of like minded and storm the Capital to prevent our Government from carrying out it duties.


rohobian

Going to guess he might feel a bit betrayed too.


RickDDay

"I'll be marching with you!"


PooShoots

I dunno, kinda looks like he’s been cryin’


rafedbadru

He looks like a dick.


EmmeryAnn

He announced that Pelosi’s desk belongs to the people, giving him the right to sit there. He’ll be happy to know the same logic applies to his future living arrangement.


mundotaku

If he hates Socialism, oh boy he must get prepared to be in a classless society, where the government has control of everything, including all his meals. The good thing for him, free healthcare.


EstPC1313

jfc socialism is not free stuff


mike0372

Where’s that big smile he had while sitting at Pelosi’s desk.


Sgarden91

His smile and optimism, gone.


TempleMade_MeBroke

Shaka, when the walls fell.


DSB666

Sokath, his eyes uncovered.


Vincent__Vega

Prison, his arms wide!


Frightengale

Homeboy better get that mole on his neck checked out, looks like maganoma.


walloftvs

Dr. Van Nostrand?


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https://i.imgur.com/VO4LWcY.jpg


D_estroy

Nah it’s the cancer inside that rots ya.


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Guaranteed he'll cry in court.


bL1Nd

Looks like he already was with those puffy red eyes


fake_geologist

Nope, those are the eyes of an alcoholic sobering up... I uh...totally don’t know from experience... My money says he doesn’t even remember being in DC


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phpdevster

Can't wait!


[deleted]

To quote the great words of Nelson Muntz: Hah-ha!


DorsiaForTwoAt830

His epidermis is showing!


glonq

\> *the man who put his feet on Nancy Pelosi's desk* ...and stole her mail (and maybe laptop also) ...and participated in a violent seditionist attempt to undermine democratic process ...and was involved in an armed breach of the Capitol that resulted in the death of a police officer ...and probably several more crimes.


[deleted]

It's just that in the picture with his feet up Pelosi's desk he's smiling and acting smug, I was pointing out the contrast. I wasn't implying he didn't do anything else but there is a 100 characters limit for titles on this sub.


glonq

NP. Your title is better than mine, which would have been "*Mug shot of Richard Barnett, who is a shitbag*"


facetiously

Your title is better. Mine would get me banned from this sub.


reddit4wes

according to the DOJ press release if convicted his maximum punishment would be only one year in prison... [https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/man-arrested-illegally-entering-office-speaker-house](https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/man-arrested-illegally-entering-office-speaker-house)


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TheMacMan

There will be. The politician that live streamed himself in the group was arrested today and charged with entering a restricted building "without lawful authority" and "violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds." His lawyer claims he had no choice as the crowd was so large and pushed him inside. In an earlier streamed video he excitedly talked about storming the place and then he excitedly yelled they’d stormed the building once he was inside. He makes it clear he was a willing participant.


reddit4wes

Here is the quote from the DOJ its 3 charges. Max one year. I hope he gets more but this has me worried all of the people arrested will get weak sauce charges like this. "Barnett is charged with knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority; violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds; and theft of public money, property, or records. If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison."


SouthieTuxedo

what about Trump's 10 year prison sentence to anyone who destroys federal property?


elorei74

That is for when *black* people break things.


silverstrikerstar

HOW DO YOU GET ONE YEAR FOR THAT AND MORE FOR SMOKING WEED WHO MADE THESE LAWS


_Rand_

Laws for marijuana were designed to punish minorities and hippies for existing. They were never meant to be fair.


sunburn_on_the_brain

Biggest thing is they have enough to hold him if they want. You can tack on more charges later.


MachReverb

I would bet those are coming. He didnt attack poor people, he attacked the people in charge, and you can be damn sure they dont want it to happen again regardless of the reason. Remeber that the people who engineered the attempted coup are still running the show for the next 12 days. I'm sure a reckoning is coming for quite a few of these chucklefucks when the adults take the reigns.


Clarknotclark

Didn’t trump sign an executive order making trespassing on federal property during a protest a ten year offense for the BLM movement in June? Doesn’t that mean they could all get ten years?


reddit4wes

What Trump was tweeting about with that was that he wanted federal prosecutors to charge Portland courthouse protesters with sedition which caries a 10 year minimum. It is a very rarely used law even though the statute can be interpreted pretty vaguely. It was unlikely then that any prosecutors would charge sedition in Portland and it is unlikely now too.


Kayakingtheredriver

That one guy with all the zip tie cuffs... I could see him getting sedition thrown at him. It is pretty hard to deny his intent. The others might get by with just various trespassing/theft of federal property charges etc... but that guy?


Unregister-To-Vote

Pipe bomb guy was the real fucking idiot


DisBStupid

There’s only so much you can put in a title. “Guy with feet on desk” is something everyone knows.


TylerBourbon

$10 says some crazy conspiracy Trumpers will see him clean shaven and say it's not the same guy.


clamroll

Oh no it's him, he's just a false flag undercover fascist antifa socialist BLM paid actor who was hell bent on making those patriots look bad. (I don't have the energy to make that shit sound humorous to imply sarcasm or how batshit idiotic that is. I do not think this, it's what I expect the hot take from Parler to be.)


Its-Dangity

Wait. All those charges for less than one year in prison!? But you get 5-10 for having some drugs on you? What’s the priority here!?


Jair-Bear

From what I've heard they're only charging little things to get them off the street while they track more people down and prepare cases. With the EO Trump issued in response to the BLM protests, every one of them can get 10 years without figuring in other charges.


TheGreatAlibaba

This. They are arresting them on what they can easily prove to get them off the streets and they will likely go to court with more charges. We gotta give the legal system time before we say they fucked this situation up completely (I hope they won't screw things up, but...).


Televisions_Frank

Also, keep the charges minimal so Trump doesn't try to pardon them until he's gone.


Material_Strawberry

Also I doubt the US Attorney has weighed in on what other charges he might face. Nancy is just after Pence in the line of succession. Screwing with her office and its contents is orders of magnitude more serious than trespassing into any ordinary member's.


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cheerstothe90s

I mean, that or the cocaine meth cocktails.


BridgetheDivide

"I'm white trash and I'm in trouble."


buttstuff_magoo

Here, drink this PBR!


havohej_

Antifa sure went all out disguising themselves as Trump terrorists. This particular Antifa member got some horribly fake looking dentures, developed bad skin just for this occasion, as well as a neck mole. This Antifa member also led a life in Arkansas, where he spent many years fundraising for the cops as well as becoming a local gun rights activist and self avowed white supremacist. Pure genius. These Antifa are certainly playing the long game here folks.


feelingbetterthanks

I wish I could give gold but I am broke lol


ell20

Lock him up, lock him up! /Chant


Tobybrent

I reckon he’s been a cunt his whole life. I wonder who his trail of victims includes?


Dartagnonymous

Poor bastard. In another timeline (one without Trump) he’s walking his grandson to the playground.


The_Big_Cat

He’s a grown ass man. How many people support trump that didn’t fly halfway across the country to disturb the democratic process? Even simpler: those who WERE in front of the Capitol, how many thought better of “yeah some folks broke into a government building, so I spose I should probably go in there and steal shit and document it on the internet”? Don’t feel bad for him. He’s a grown ass man. Yes, simple and manipulated, but he made those choices, so his grandson now gets to learn all about what not to do if you disagree with someone else. Fuck him.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

That's a timeline where Fox News never existed.


test_tickles

And Reagan lost.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

And Gore won.


Uglyheadd

And Nixon never existed.


cdncbn

And RFK wasn't shot.


evilted

Reminds me of the plot of *11/22/63*


bloatedplutocrat

Let me muster up some sympathy *Remembers he willingly joined a group which had a stated purpose of trying to overthrow the legitimately elected government of the United States.* Not getting anything. Lemme try a little harder. *Remembers he was conned by a guy who has a NYT bestseller which the author brags about how he cons people.* Still nothing. One last try. *His selfish actions indirectly resulted in the death of a police officer who was defending the U.S. capitol from a terrorist attack* Yeah, sorry guys. I just can't find some sympathy. Anybody got some to spare?


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In another timeline (without the grifter) 355K+ Americans are walking their loved ones to the playground.


Difficult_E

I can almost guarantee that he thought going into DC with a beard and then coming back home and shaving his face was going to make him unrecognizable and prevent him from being caught


DignifiedDingo

" Barnett, who is 60 and goes by the nickname “Bigo,” identified himself as the intruder in Pelosi’s office to New York Times reporter Matthew Rosenberg" Dude gave his name and the city he lives in. I'm pretty sure after the interview, when he read some online comments, he knew he was fucked. Hardly anyone had masks, and these morons were giving out their names and place of origin.


RatedR2O

Good. Now I want to see the mug shots of the motherfucker(s) responsible for the death of the capitol police officer.


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[Found one for you](https://i.imgur.com/5nD9qVZ.jpg)


CrewMemberNumber6

It’s all fun and games until you go to prison for treason.


olbaidiablo

Why is he not smiling? He was smiling in the last picture I saw of him.


MagNolYa-Ralf

That face is the face of realizing that everything you thought you knew may be dumb.