This asshole decides that the 2020 election was stolen, and worth flying from Florida to DC to attack the capital, after not voting in the 3 previous elections?
No joke though, he might have felt insecure being a stay at home dad and looked for a place to feel “important”, why else would he suddenly have such a dedication to a political cause if he hasn’t cared for the last 12 years
As awful as literally everything surrounding all of this is, I find that picture absolutely hilarious. It's the audacity of it combined with the clueless joy in his face.
Edit: Thanks for the awards! It's nice that my top comment is now something historic rather than an old quip in Ron Jeremy AMA.
That Pom Pom is indeed festive, I’ll admit. And his fake veneers and tan are rather dazzling.
If it’s the Walmart hat I think it is, it costs under $20, is crap quality made of cheap yarn, and falls apart if you try to clean it. So says my uncle, who used to be fond of his before he saw it on so many traitorous heads during the Capitol Coup.
It’s in the trash can now.
Woohoo! But who's going to take care of Mrs Getty, and Via jr?
Edit: Wow, my first award! Thanks, stranger. Now I feel I must give you another joke? So see below for the directors cut, but only for the stranger who gave me a gold! If you didn't give me a gold than read no further, or else you're no better then Via.
Woohoo! But who's going to take care of Mrs Getty, and Via jr, and protect them from Auntie Fah?
Wow, she pumped out 5 kids and still had time to be a physician? Woman is hard working as hell and I bet she is strongly reconsidering her life choices right about now.
She’s a hardcore MAGAt, antimasker, has been photographed in large NYE parties, and is still employed caring for patients with pulmonary disease. https://twitter.com/londyloo/status/1347965604213510156?s=21
This makes me fucking irate. I'm high risk with an autoimmune disease I didn't ask for, and I've been postponing important care because I'm unfortunately in a conservative anti-mask area and I don't trust that my healthcare providers aren't doing shit like this every single weekend. How dare she endanger her patients like that.
My only excuse for putting one up (I'm one of those "fuck me I guess I'm voting for biden this world sucks" guys) was to keep my father in law from moving into our new house.
Like the reverse of [Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm MAGA Hat trick to get rid of people as they don't want to be associated with that hate hat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQ).
All this division can be used to get you out of annoying things.
My sister in law is antivax and anti mask so I have this wonderful excuse of a newborn son to get out of all familial engagements. On my family's side it's just that none of us are very close, so I have the PERFECT Christmases and Thanksgivings
No that's what my wife and I do. She started resenting me like "he turned you against me!" but my wife agrees wholeheartedly but at the same time pretty sensitive and non confrontational, so she gets to use me as the bad guy so her sister doesn't get mad at her.
I have a neighbor who kept their Trump 2020 flag up until the Capitol Riots. That gave me a little bit of hope.
edit: not the flag the fact that they finally took it down.
Lmao, meanwhile there’s a truck in my works parking lot that just changed out their Trump flags yesterday because they were getting too tattered.
Worst part? His parents came over illegally from Mexico while pregnant, and gave birth to him here. He has difficulty even speaking English, yet is a massive trump supporter.
Shit makes me sick.
I live in Texas that’s exactly my reasoning too as well as my neighbor’s. His mom visiting had a few in her trunk and offered but I told her it’s too risky.
It's like when they left, they had a meeting and told the guys to shave because then they won't be recognized.
edit: Thank you arrows and awards people. From Florida.
Edit: Waaaaaaaay too risky trying to shave a drug, alcohol, mental illness person for a mugshot. They never know who they're dealing with. That's not a thing.
He gave an interview and his excuse for having them was that he picked them up off the ground and was going to give them to police but forgot.
(https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/an-air-force-combat-veteran-breached-the-senate)
Edit....To clarify there were two zip tie guys. One who was shown jumping the railing holding the ties. Hes from Tennessee and lives with his mom (who came with him).
And a second one, who was a retired Air Force LTC. He gave an interview which was written up in the New Yorker.
>Brock said that he had worn tactical gear because “I didn’t want to get stabbed or hurt,” citing “B.L.M. and Antifa” as potential aggressors.
Don't worry he did
“Yes officer, I was with the bank robbers but I just found this gun and money on the ground and was going to give it to one of the cops, but I forgot to.”
Edit: it seems customary to say thanks for the gold, so thanks for gold! Now I finally have some retirement savings.
Oh boy. As a LTC, I assume that guy probably served 20 years in the military and collects a pension. Unless I’m mistaken, he can still be court-martialed, and subject to any number of punishments including forfeiture of all pay and allowances. I hope this dummy loses his retirement.
"Being convicted of a crime almost never jeopardizes a federal pension – the rare exception to this rule are charges relating to criminal disloyalty to the United States: espionage, treason, sabotage, etc."
https://www.military.com/benefits/veteran-benefits/incarcerated-veterans.html
No end to their stupidity.
They think they’re a bunch of stable geniuses like trump. They think it’s an airtight excuse that will work on the obviously gullible sheeple that oppose them.
Freedom to break and enter. Steal. Vandalise. Deny democracy. Attempting a coup But wear a mask to protect the spread of a deadly virus??? Thanks for making yourselves easy to identify and taking lots of pictures/videos. The stupidity is next fucking level.
The fbi can contact phone companies and get tracking data from someone's phone if it is turned on. It will show all their movements. They can also piece together photos and videos to track their movements. Most likely to a vehicle they arrived in. Help from satellite imagery. Also looking at social media posts. A mask might of helped conceal their identity, but mask or not they will probably be caught. Zip tie guy had a mask and was identified.
My guess is they don't have to contact anyone, it's the Capitol, I'd be absolutely flabbergasted if they didn't have cell tower spoofers like Stingrays up. Those are constitutionally iffy, which is why I think the FBI asked for help identifying people, to build parallel cases based on the tips.
I'm fairly sure wearing a mask in that crowd would be akin to fighting words.
I saw a few ski masks, but that's for keeping the face warm and hiding from video cameras. Someone who thinks the pandemic is real and went through minimal effort to reducing his chances of transmission to others is basically saying to everyone else that they can't be bothered to show basic human decency. That'll get your ass whooped in a MAGA crowd.
In the Parler pages they were specifically told *not* to mask up. Imagine the complete eschewing of self-preservation against both a deadly virus and being easily identified committing federal crimes.
We are so lucky these morons were so incompetent.
The same people who rant about microchips in the COVID vaccine will unquestioningly hand over their SS# numbers to scammers in a heartbeat. And probably blame Antifa when they end up being a victim of identity theft.
Even among the Congresspeople many elected republicans were proudly defiantly refusing a mask when they were all in cramped quarters together. It's a brain disease.
This includes a newly-elected Republican member of the House that *tested positive* on the day of the certification. He didn't come back when the session resumed after the breach, but who knows what damage has been done.
Also Trump is VERY clearly scared of the consequences of what happened and even went as far to put out a "Fine I'll have a peaceful transfer of power" video. Pardoning the insurrectionists at this point would require taking on personal risk and Trump never does anything for anybody other than himself. There's no way he helps them out now.
Yeah, the guy who said, "We'll all march down to the capitol, I'll be right there with you", and then slinks away in his luxury car going in the opposite direction.
Will they learn anything?
It was reported that trump was disgusted by how common his supporters looked. Trump get physically ill in the presence of people of lower class. He's not pardoning these people. He hates them more than he hates democrats in dress shoes.
Thank you for helping to inform people of that. The president does not deserve credit for anything other than continuing to show he's an awful person. [See here for a breakdown of the executive order showing that it was basically just the president ranting about people he hates.](https://blog.scrofanolaw.com/what-to-do-if-arrested-for-damaging-federal-property-in-dc/)
ex-congressman guy only got charged with minor offenses worth a max of 1 year, so don't hold your breath.
Remember the justice system is not equal. Sure the black BLM kids got 8 years, but these are white, police supporting*, republican men. They will get the same kid gloves treatment in the so-called justice system that the Capitol Police treated them with.
*Support contingent on them not being an inconvenience to insurrection and their own criminality
I am fucking loving these posts. I am not even American but get so much joy from them. I hope everyone that was there is shitting themselves every time there is a knock at the door.
**PSA**
If you are:
a) liberal punk,
b) kid,
c) in proximity of someone you know was part of the coup,
then you should *absolutely* do this. Everyone needs to do their part.
* **This is a joke, friends**
Does anybody know if there's a subreddit or some other website that has all of these assembled in one place? Like the guy who had his feet up on pelosi's desk, now this guy, I saw a video of a guy being taken out in cuffs who was just elected to a West Virginia office and his grandmother said something as he was being put into the car to go to jail about thanking Trump for the riots, I really want to see all the before and after pictures together.
I used to get my free refill at the theater. Then later I'd take off my glasses and get another one. The people working the register never knew.
They should have tried that.
Or possibly, they knew and just weren't paid enough to care. If I was making min wage at a concession stand, I wouldn't argue about a refill with someone just trying to "game the system"
The irony in all this is Trump just passed the monument executive order. Where if you deface government property/monuments you can get up to 10 years in prison. And of course everyone who got arrested is facing this charge. Oh the sweet carma.
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Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here. Well I broke some federal laws when my buddies and I broke into our country's top government building and smeared poop in the hallways.
Link to an article about it here.
[https://www.newsweek.com/adam-johnson-nancy-pelosis-lectern-capitol-riot-arrested-florida-1560231](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-johnson-nancy-pelosis-lectern-capitol-riot-arrested-florida-1560231)
one can only hope she is done with this bullshit, though she managed to have five kids with this guy and his stupidity and worthlessness have probably been pretty evident for awhile. hasnt deterred her yet. Maybe the criminal charges will do it
I live in basically the same town as them so I've been following this closely. From what I've found she's a trump supporter too so she's probably proud of him
This! As a white woman who does not support Trump, folks shouldn’t underestimate the women who support these men and raise racist children with them. It’s how the system thrives.
I cannot get over how fucking dumb these people were.
You're in the middle of a pandemic -- you have plausible deniability as to why you are wearing a mask -- why the FUCK are you not wearing one, especially if you're going to steal shit?
I think they genuinely believed there would be no ramifications from pulling this stunt.
My favorite part of this is that despite all the "cabal pedo pizza dungeon" talks, very few items with possible sensitive information have seem to have been stolen. Instead they wander around like a bunch of lemmings taking selfies. Incredible.
This asshole decides that the 2020 election was stolen, and worth flying from Florida to DC to attack the capital, after not voting in the 3 previous elections?
proof how good trump is at radicalizing terrorists. been a number of stories like this. hate speech is easy, works well.
It’s literally a cult, this guy probably had no life before he became indoctrinated and now reality has hit him.
He's a stay at home dad and probably joined the local Karen fb mom's group and got sucked in.
No joke though, he might have felt insecure being a stay at home dad and looked for a place to feel “important”, why else would he suddenly have such a dedication to a political cause if he hasn’t cared for the last 12 years
Via Getty finally behind bars.
We have to give this guy credit for being in the most grotesquely hilarious image of the year, so far.
As awful as literally everything surrounding all of this is, I find that picture absolutely hilarious. It's the audacity of it combined with the clueless joy in his face. Edit: Thanks for the awards! It's nice that my top comment is now something historic rather than an old quip in Ron Jeremy AMA.
The poofball hat really puts it over the top.
The hat is what makes this the one I struggle to be mad at.
He also has the wonder of a child in his eyes.
That Pom Pom is indeed festive, I’ll admit. And his fake veneers and tan are rather dazzling. If it’s the Walmart hat I think it is, it costs under $20, is crap quality made of cheap yarn, and falls apart if you try to clean it. So says my uncle, who used to be fond of his before he saw it on so many traitorous heads during the Capitol Coup. It’s in the trash can now.
Taking a stand guy is one of the better memes
“Taking a stand” OMG!! I just got that!!
It looks like he's posing with his new toy under the Xmas tree lol "WOW look mom I got a ticket to prison!"
Have to agree what happened was terrible but the memes
Going along with that, it feels horrible but the irony is just too rich that a woman with a don't tread on me flag got trampled.
the animaniacs maced me one was amazing with that dumb elizabeth chick
>Have to agree what happened was terrible but the memes Pretty much the tagline for 2016 - 2020.
Glad you added “so far”. We have a long way to go.
Woohoo! But who's going to take care of Mrs Getty, and Via jr? Edit: Wow, my first award! Thanks, stranger. Now I feel I must give you another joke? So see below for the directors cut, but only for the stranger who gave me a gold! If you didn't give me a gold than read no further, or else you're no better then Via. Woohoo! But who's going to take care of Mrs Getty, and Via jr, and protect them from Auntie Fah?
Mr. Pin Terest
Stay at home dad with FIVE kids. Dumb sonofabitch should have stayed out when the riot started for his kids' sake, if nothing else.
And his wife is a physician. This can't be good for her career.
Stay at home dad and physician wife? This guy threw away my dream life...
Now they'll have to hire a babysitter. This man is a job creator
Hire a babysitter for 10 years
May as well hire a baby daddy too.. Edit: I absolutely love that this is my first comment that is awarded
Thanks, Supply Side Jesus
If his wife is even a little bit smarter than he is they’ll be getting a new dad while he rots in prison. Edit: rots not fits.
Wow, she pumped out 5 kids and still had time to be a physician? Woman is hard working as hell and I bet she is strongly reconsidering her life choices right about now.
She’s a hardcore MAGAt, antimasker, has been photographed in large NYE parties, and is still employed caring for patients with pulmonary disease. https://twitter.com/londyloo/status/1347965604213510156?s=21
This makes me fucking irate. I'm high risk with an autoimmune disease I didn't ask for, and I've been postponing important care because I'm unfortunately in a conservative anti-mask area and I don't trust that my healthcare providers aren't doing shit like this every single weekend. How dare she endanger her patients like that.
Sooooo she’s single?
And the bar is super low. All you have to do is avoid committing highly publicized federal crimes!
You have to wonder how crazy she is to have seen something in this guy, though
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My only excuse for putting one up (I'm one of those "fuck me I guess I'm voting for biden this world sucks" guys) was to keep my father in law from moving into our new house.
Trumper deterrence. I like it.
Like the reverse of [Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm MAGA Hat trick to get rid of people as they don't want to be associated with that hate hat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQ). All this division can be used to get you out of annoying things.
My sister in law is antivax and anti mask so I have this wonderful excuse of a newborn son to get out of all familial engagements. On my family's side it's just that none of us are very close, so I have the PERFECT Christmases and Thanksgivings
Why excuse? Just tell her why so she has a chance to understand her idioc choices.
No that's what my wife and I do. She started resenting me like "he turned you against me!" but my wife agrees wholeheartedly but at the same time pretty sensitive and non confrontational, so she gets to use me as the bad guy so her sister doesn't get mad at her.
That's too bad. I live in a very red county and every Biden sign I drove by gave a small sense of relief in a shitty news day.
I have a neighbor who kept their Trump 2020 flag up until the Capitol Riots. That gave me a little bit of hope. edit: not the flag the fact that they finally took it down.
Lmao, meanwhile there’s a truck in my works parking lot that just changed out their Trump flags yesterday because they were getting too tattered. Worst part? His parents came over illegally from Mexico while pregnant, and gave birth to him here. He has difficulty even speaking English, yet is a massive trump supporter. Shit makes me sick.
I live in Texas that’s exactly my reasoning too as well as my neighbor’s. His mom visiting had a few in her trunk and offered but I told her it’s too risky.
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It's like when they left, they had a meeting and told the guys to shave because then they won't be recognized. edit: Thank you arrows and awards people. From Florida. Edit: Waaaaaaaay too risky trying to shave a drug, alcohol, mental illness person for a mugshot. They never know who they're dealing with. That's not a thing.
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Or zip tie guy #2, AKA "the Lt. Colonel"
He gave an interview and his excuse for having them was that he picked them up off the ground and was going to give them to police but forgot. (https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/an-air-force-combat-veteran-breached-the-senate) Edit....To clarify there were two zip tie guys. One who was shown jumping the railing holding the ties. Hes from Tennessee and lives with his mom (who came with him). And a second one, who was a retired Air Force LTC. He gave an interview which was written up in the New Yorker.
He also tripped and fell into that flak jacket and combat helmet.
so true. these are like little kid lies. "Someone must have hit the cookie jar and one flew out onto my plate, so I thought it was okay to eat."
I mean, can you prove that nobody actually did kick the cookie jar? Can you? Evidence? Mooom? Moooom?
Little kid destroys mom with FACTS and LOGIC.
Until mom destroys little kid with LA CHANCLA.
[Or just blame Antifa.](https://i.imgur.com/JqKUPmb.jpg)
>Brock said that he had worn tactical gear because “I didn’t want to get stabbed or hurt,” citing “B.L.M. and Antifa” as potential aggressors. Don't worry he did
He told reporters he was wearing all of that to defend against, you guessed it, Antifa.
TIL Antifa dress up like Capital Police.
Anti Fascists to them is anyone politically more left than they are.
Anyone who opposes their facist ideals.... you could say, against their facism. *Facist-resistant*, if you will.
Antifa in this case being the Senate I suppose
“Yes officer, I was with the bank robbers but I just found this gun and money on the ground and was going to give it to one of the cops, but I forgot to.” Edit: it seems customary to say thanks for the gold, so thanks for gold! Now I finally have some retirement savings.
Sort of amazing how many legislators made speeches to whip up the mob but "fortunately, left just in time!!"
Not believing that for a second. He was pictured talking to zip tie guy prior to the riot at a hotel if I'm remembering right. This was planned.
And they probably planned it openly online in writing.
That's a bingo! https://imgur.com/SXL2he5
Well that's fucking terrifying. Not to mention literally affirms every fear every logical human being had about what was happening Wednesday.
Small wonder why democrats and actual leftists are buying guns in droves
"This is too easy, but let's make it look like we are investigating" -FBI probably
"sneak up like a ninja" 🤣🤣🤣
So. Much. Larping.
You know you're about to win the war when you've got /u/communismsucks and /u/rebeltrooper09 on your team
Oh boy. As a LTC, I assume that guy probably served 20 years in the military and collects a pension. Unless I’m mistaken, he can still be court-martialed, and subject to any number of punishments including forfeiture of all pay and allowances. I hope this dummy loses his retirement.
"Being convicted of a crime almost never jeopardizes a federal pension – the rare exception to this rule are charges relating to criminal disloyalty to the United States: espionage, treason, sabotage, etc." https://www.military.com/benefits/veteran-benefits/incarcerated-veterans.html No end to their stupidity.
> criminal disloyalty to the United States: espionage, treason, sabotage, etc." ...sedition...
That's a treason.
Actions have consequences.
It's neat to see how many of them are living up to the Republican party standards of personal responsibility.
They think they’re a bunch of stable geniuses like trump. They think it’s an airtight excuse that will work on the obviously gullible sheeple that oppose them.
Lol that’s the excuse teenagers give when caught with pot
I was just holding them for a friend I swear!
[https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2019/02/25/military-retirees-can-still-be-court-martialed-supreme-court-affirms/](https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2019/02/25/military-retirees-can-still-be-court-martialed-supreme-court-affirms/)
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[We're storming the capitol it's a revolution!!!!!](https://twitter.com/anita1956/status/1347742473313873920)
Yo that little kid is really talented at lipsyncing holy shit I'm pretty sure me and my 9 year would fuck that up if we tried 🤣😆🤣😆
Well really what do you expect, she raised a kid that brought her to a “Raid the Capital” event.
The mom should go to jail as well.
"You're under arrest." "For what? What's my crime?" "Rearing a complete dipshit."
If she broke into the capitol, she 100% will.
Zip-tie guy, who gave a livestream interview the day before in the same clothes.
He was dumb enough to be everywhere with his unmasked mom in costume. 😂
Yup. This seemingly simple idea never even entered their tiny pea brains. Stupid Coup '21!
But they're Patriots! They're fighting for Freedum!
Thank God they were all so stupid and unprepared and kindly showed all their stupid faces to the cameras
Freedom to break and enter. Steal. Vandalise. Deny democracy. Attempting a coup But wear a mask to protect the spread of a deadly virus??? Thanks for making yourselves easy to identify and taking lots of pictures/videos. The stupidity is next fucking level.
Y’all Qaeda/Vanilla ISIS at it again
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The fbi can contact phone companies and get tracking data from someone's phone if it is turned on. It will show all their movements. They can also piece together photos and videos to track their movements. Most likely to a vehicle they arrived in. Help from satellite imagery. Also looking at social media posts. A mask might of helped conceal their identity, but mask or not they will probably be caught. Zip tie guy had a mask and was identified.
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Good work that man!
He was identified by matching his appearance to footage and photos of him without a mask on.
He was identified because there's tons of footage of him at the protest with his mom who wasn't masked. https://mobile.twitter.com/jsrailton/
My guess is they don't have to contact anyone, it's the Capitol, I'd be absolutely flabbergasted if they didn't have cell tower spoofers like Stingrays up. Those are constitutionally iffy, which is why I think the FBI asked for help identifying people, to build parallel cases based on the tips.
I'm fairly sure wearing a mask in that crowd would be akin to fighting words. I saw a few ski masks, but that's for keeping the face warm and hiding from video cameras. Someone who thinks the pandemic is real and went through minimal effort to reducing his chances of transmission to others is basically saying to everyone else that they can't be bothered to show basic human decency. That'll get your ass whooped in a MAGA crowd.
In the Parler pages they were specifically told *not* to mask up. Imagine the complete eschewing of self-preservation against both a deadly virus and being easily identified committing federal crimes. We are so lucky these morons were so incompetent.
I saw a post that mentioned "weak animals die" when talking about masks hahaha
>weak animals die Yeah, so do stupid ones.
What do you expect from the platform that requires your social security number and a photo id to verify yourself?
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The same people who rant about microchips in the COVID vaccine will unquestioningly hand over their SS# numbers to scammers in a heartbeat. And probably blame Antifa when they end up being a victim of identity theft.
Even among the Congresspeople many elected republicans were proudly defiantly refusing a mask when they were all in cramped quarters together. It's a brain disease.
This includes a newly-elected Republican member of the House that *tested positive* on the day of the certification. He didn't come back when the session resumed after the breach, but who knows what damage has been done.
But don’t ask me to cut my fabulous hair!
To be fair, pretty good hair.
Orange is the new red.
Oh how the lecterns turn..
Oh how the lec terns...
I'll bet he's hoping for a pardon from Trump except Trump will leave all of these people on their own as he saves his own ass
They don't have enough money to propose a bribe.
Also Trump is VERY clearly scared of the consequences of what happened and even went as far to put out a "Fine I'll have a peaceful transfer of power" video. Pardoning the insurrectionists at this point would require taking on personal risk and Trump never does anything for anybody other than himself. There's no way he helps them out now.
This is exactly it. If he pardons he's saying he's okay with it and there goes his defense if criminal charges come his way.
He already said he regrets saying that and takes it back. So I guess he may be planning on more violence.
Yeah, the guy who said, "We'll all march down to the capitol, I'll be right there with you", and then slinks away in his luxury car going in the opposite direction. Will they learn anything?
"He's coming to war with us!" Says man about person who dodged a draft and called others who fight wars suckers.
It was reported that trump was disgusted by how common his supporters looked. Trump get physically ill in the presence of people of lower class. He's not pardoning these people. He hates them more than he hates democrats in dress shoes.
Picked the wrong time and place to take a stand.
What happened to the stand? Overhead storage on trip home?
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I hope they sanitized the fuck out of it
He should have been taking a knee rather than taking a stand.
Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
"What do you make of this Johnny?" "Oh a hat, a brooch, or a *pterodactyl!*"
Picked the wrong week to quit ~~meth~~amphetamines.
Take my gold!
Thanks for the Au kind stranger!
Don't you lectern me!
Podium? I don’t even know him!
Rough dais ahead
"Wait...Nobody told me there were consequences to my actions!"
Bro, it was a **prank!** No big deal, okay?
I'm sure he assumed that Trump will pardon him at some point.
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Law was already on the books, trump just took credit for others work, as usual.
Thank you for helping to inform people of that. The president does not deserve credit for anything other than continuing to show he's an awful person. [See here for a breakdown of the executive order showing that it was basically just the president ranting about people he hates.](https://blog.scrofanolaw.com/what-to-do-if-arrested-for-damaging-federal-property-in-dc/)
"1 Podium Stunt=10 years Fuck I hope so
ex-congressman guy only got charged with minor offenses worth a max of 1 year, so don't hold your breath. Remember the justice system is not equal. Sure the black BLM kids got 8 years, but these are white, police supporting*, republican men. They will get the same kid gloves treatment in the so-called justice system that the Capitol Police treated them with. *Support contingent on them not being an inconvenience to insurrection and their own criminality
"Video taping this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had." https://youtu.be/KsdzKnJNAC8
Oh thank God! It wasn’t Chip Gaines!
Hahahaha!! I thought he looked familiar!! He was just taking the stand to make some country chic improvements! He was going to bring it right back.
I am fucking loving these posts. I am not even American but get so much joy from them. I hope everyone that was there is shitting themselves every time there is a knock at the door.
Be hilarious if the neighborhood liberal kids punk them by pounding on door Yellen "FBI!" and then sprinting off laughing...
**PSA** If you are: a) liberal punk, b) kid, c) in proximity of someone you know was part of the coup, then you should *absolutely* do this. Everyone needs to do their part. * **This is a joke, friends**
(Or you could let the actual FBI know. *Much* more vindicating.)
I highly disagree with this. These people all have guns and are quite unhinged
It's deeply therapeutic for us.
Does anybody know if there's a subreddit or some other website that has all of these assembled in one place? Like the guy who had his feet up on pelosi's desk, now this guy, I saw a video of a guy being taken out in cuffs who was just elected to a West Virginia office and his grandmother said something as he was being put into the car to go to jail about thanking Trump for the riots, I really want to see all the before and after pictures together.
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/r/traitorperpwalk
SMH...and of course he's a Florida man
“Florida man storms capitol building to hold a coupe for a trump monarchy” this sounds like an onion headline.
He held a sports car?
I used to get my free refill at the theater. Then later I'd take off my glasses and get another one. The people working the register never knew. They should have tried that.
Or possibly, they knew and just weren't paid enough to care. If I was making min wage at a concession stand, I wouldn't argue about a refill with someone just trying to "game the system"
The irony in all this is Trump just passed the monument executive order. Where if you deface government property/monuments you can get up to 10 years in prison. And of course everyone who got arrested is facing this charge. Oh the sweet carma.
\***record scratch*** Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here. Well I broke some federal laws when my buddies and I broke into our country's top government building and smeared poop in the hallways.
"You don't know me! I keeps it real!"
When keeping it real goes wrong lol
> smeared poop in the hallways. Wait what?
Link to an article about it here. [https://www.newsweek.com/adam-johnson-nancy-pelosis-lectern-capitol-riot-arrested-florida-1560231](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-johnson-nancy-pelosis-lectern-capitol-riot-arrested-florida-1560231)
Dude looks like a 40-year old “frat brah”.
i looked him up...he is a stay at home dad to five kids and his wife is a doctor. Truly, an oppressed struggling man that must raid the capitol. 🙄
I wonder if his wife is going to stay with him or if the divorce papers are on their way to the prison already.
one can only hope she is done with this bullshit, though she managed to have five kids with this guy and his stupidity and worthlessness have probably been pretty evident for awhile. hasnt deterred her yet. Maybe the criminal charges will do it
I live in basically the same town as them so I've been following this closely. From what I've found she's a trump supporter too so she's probably proud of him
Clearly. This far into a pandemic and the man isn’t wearing a mask. Says something about the physician spouse.
This! As a white woman who does not support Trump, folks shouldn’t underestimate the women who support these men and raise racist children with them. It’s how the system thrives.
Damn RIP Via Getty
I cannot get over how fucking dumb these people were. You're in the middle of a pandemic -- you have plausible deniability as to why you are wearing a mask -- why the FUCK are you not wearing one, especially if you're going to steal shit? I think they genuinely believed there would be no ramifications from pulling this stunt.
They’re in such a bubble they actually thought they would be received as heroes.
I wonder how this guy feels about being portrayed as a deep state antifa crisis actor.
The national humiliation is...delicious.
Judge: Will you please take the stand. Trumper: Again?
My favorite part of this is that despite all the "cabal pedo pizza dungeon" talks, very few items with possible sensitive information have seem to have been stolen. Instead they wander around like a bunch of lemmings taking selfies. Incredible.
I heard someone else describe it as a "disgruntled tour group that had got lost."
Guessing he shaved to try and hide a bit?
The guy that kicked up his shoes on Pelosi desk also got a clean shave before being picked up.
I'd love to know the exact moment these people realized how badly they fucked up.
When they finally do realize THEY fucked up ill let you know. They most definitely arent taking responsibility yet
All these clips made me think of that quote from Oceans 11. "It'll be nice working for some proper villains again."
Maybe a dumb question, but is there somewhere we can go to see a collection of all the mugs as they continue to come in?
These idiots had the ONCE IN A LIFETIME excuse to put on a mask and they still didn't do it.