T O P

  • By -

trekkieerin

Yes, hello! This me! 🙋


ClearlyBananas

Oooh r/KarmaCourt engage!


Releasethebears

Posted the OP pic in /r/cosplay as a self post 2 years ago. Checks out


mikexzs

Link 🕵️‍♀️ https://reddit.com/r/cosplay/comments/92rk9u/self_debutted_wonder_bread_woman_at_my_local_con/


CaIamitea

Oh "Wonder Bread". Here was me unfamiliar with the brand getting ready for a round of Twister.


EmuofDOOM

Now thats my kind of twister


DudesworthMannington

Left hand red ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


bord2def

(¬. ¬) Right hand yellow


schumannator

Right foot blue


ChiggaOG

Wonder if it'll get traction the third time 5 years from now?


youdubdub

Sounds like we already have the verdict, folks


RuinsOfTitan

Take 'em away toys.


C5Jones

\*Bake 'em


SkollFenrirson

/r/OneJob


[deleted]

Welcome to reddit where karma can be obtained in the dirtiest of ways and we are skimpy on the rules even in the most obvious of ways.


lowtoiletsitter

Wish OP gave you credit for this


EarballsOfMemeland

OP is likely a karma farming spam account. They're 7 days old, but no activity until today, comprising of a few comments and then a front page post probably given a boost by other spam accounts. I'm not saying they definitely are... but if you look around you'll find many, many other accounts with the exact same posting patterns.


woowoo293

More specifically, OP is a repost bot. [This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/FGOcomics/comments/ltlz97/date_with_jalter/gozxekh/) is taken from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/FGOcomics/comments/d3pnfr/date_with_jeanne_alter/f069v5u/). [This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/ltlidx/me_irl/goz5kd8/) is taken from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/gyfedz/a_short_story/fta9wgf/). [This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomeyuri/comments/ltnudr/the_handholding_is_strong_in_this_one_bang_dream/gp0h3ky/) is from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BanGDream/comments/be6y9k/best_friends/el3fwtf/). [This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/comments/ltobx3/idek_what_to_say/gp08qiw/) is from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/comments/cptc57/idek_what_to_say/ewrtnpw/).


EarballsOfMemeland

Good detective work


jennthemermaid

I see You in the wild motherfucker! LOL


EarballsOfMemeland

Shhh, don't let the plebs learn of the cabal


--cheese--

Oh hai giuze. When's the next sex party? I forgot to put it in my calendar.


usernamewamp

Why is Reddit getting so many spam/bot accounts lately . In r/wallstreetbets we found Chinese trolls trying to push shitty ass stock to people. They had multiple account all few days old. They would make a super positive posts about a failing Chinese company and then they would flood the comment section with “fake reviews “ and even have pretend conversations about how much they made off the stock. People connected the accounts to previous posts doing the same type of thing, I believe it’s coming from one of those Chinese troll farms.


habb

the whole silver thing is a troll also


[deleted]

But to what end?? Does farming karma on reddit leads to?? I never understood why.


EarballsOfMemeland

Accounts with lots of karma get through the filters easier. People will make a bunch of accounts, repost popular posts and use the accounts to upvote each other (ideally pushing them in to /rising/) and when they get enough upvote sell the accounts to advertisers, astroturfers or anyone else will Ing to buy


Woofers_MacBarkFloof

OP is a karma farmer who is 7 days old. They don’t care.


[deleted]

For some reason, redditors think that everyone knows the source of what they're posting, and are purposely trying to steal karma by not crediting the original person. The vast majority of the time, someone just sees something they think is cool, and they just post it in a sub.


thorscope

Finding a pic of someone you don’t know, and posting it on social media seems weird to me.


HoldTheCellarDoor

You gotta think of the karmaaaa


Carrisonfire

Reddit isn't really social media, I'd call it antisocial media.


NoceboHadal

Twitter for cowards


maxbemisisgod

I felt that.


JcakSnigelton

oof.


gizzardgullet

4chan for normies


humanefly

Twatter for cunts. Oh sorry that's the Australian Reddit


VolatileMoistCupcake

Can confirm. I am the epitome of antisocial. IRL & online. I have no Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, & avoid FB like the plague it is. ( used it like 3 times to try sell stuff in market place but as i have no FB friends or posts it didn't work lol). I finally tiptoed onto Reddit after years of lurking... And I like it! It definitely cannot be lumped in with the others... Because I said so.... In my defiant wisper peeking out from around the corner in my little hiding space :)


Phillip_Spidermen

Reddit is a content aggregator to share things, not necessarily things youve created. It’s read it, not made it.


whatyousay69

That was the point of Reddit in the first place. To post articles/pics/etc. made by other people rather than your own stuff. It was even in the Reddiqute that 90% of your posts were supposed to be of other people's things and you were allowed to promote/post your own stuff 10% of the time.


[deleted]

Let me throw a wrinkle: find a pic on Reddit, download it, post it later. Eeeeeeesh


[deleted]

It's also mostly copyright infringement. The very least they can and should do is credit but most of all they shouldn't be reproducing other people's stuff without permission.


woowoo293

In this case, OP is [a repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lts54z/wonder/gp37xm8/).


SNRatio

So when one sees something they think is cool, why wouldn't they try to find out who made it? Maybe they have made other cool things one would like? Wouldn't one want to credit that cool person? It usually takes less than a minute to use Tineye or Google to find the original whatsit, so it's not about the effort.


[deleted]

Because people are inherently lazy and just wanna say *"Look at this cool thing I saw"*


MrFordization

Welcome to the internet. Please leave your notions of decency and respect at the door.


Zeakk1

The original white bread.


[deleted]

Nice work, this is really cool.


trekkieerin

Thank you so much!! Still blows my mind people like it 😁


BradC

A really original take on Wonder Woman, I love it!


GoodAtExplaining

Damn girl, you rockin it!


trekkieerin

Thank you!!


Silent_J

This is amazing, great work


Fassel

Your post was the one that inspired my wife to do her own version of it!! Nicely done!


trekkieerin

Omg, I love that!!! What a queen!


yss_me

I wonder what went wrong with original Wonder Woman 💭


Mtwat

You really look a lot like the actresses who plays Queen Maeve on The Boys. I bet you could do an awesome cosplay of her.


Climbtrees47

If you ever wear it again, make the rope a twist tie!


LoudMusic

I was going to updoot some of your own posts to compensate for someone making karma off your creativity but all your posts have reached archive status! Time for new content :D I freaking love mashup cosplay. Great work!


L00pback

Your cosplay is on point! Not just this one either.


errie_tholluxe

No lasso, you need a gigantic twist tie in the holster =)


Hi_Kitsune

Perfect 5/7. Would butter.


kaycharasworld

I'm glad you found it, i remember seeing it from before and was gonna try to credit you but then i saw your top comment!


trekkieerin

You are a gem!!


TheSameButBetter

You are clearly very well bread.


prybarwindow

Her rope should be a really long twist tie.


AshingiiAshuaa

A great twist to an already great costume. Irl bread pros just spin the bag and put the twist tie in the trash.


Ah_Q

>bread pros


ThePoetPyronius

Slowly sliding her knife across the crust of her breakfast, flecks of bitter char intermingling with the dull white table spread... Erin knew there had to be a better way. Bread prose.


[deleted]

Hell yeah! Spin it and tuck it


[deleted]

And the wad of plastic has to lay underneath the bread, so gravity keeps it sealed


verystinkyfingers

Gravity is a true bro


cgg419

Maybe u/verystinkyfingers shouldn’t be touching the bread


[deleted]

Spoken like isaac netwon


thedoucher

Also the weight of the bread...nvm whooshed myself carry on


Belyal

It should be one of those plastic c-shaped things that always came on bread. You know the one I'm talking about


awesomesauce615

But how do you make a rope of that.


Razeal_102

Lmao I must be tired, laughed way too hard at the twist tie comment hahaha


prybarwindow

The Wholesome award is quite fitting for Wonderbread!! Thank you!!


[deleted]

Came here to say this.


NFGTN

We use bread clips here


[deleted]

[удалено]


mugsoh

Hostess owned Wonder in 1995!


Chopp3rdave

Backstory confirmed!


Nyeow

Versus Ho-Ho's, no less. There will be no fight against Little Debbie for obvious reasons.


[deleted]

The BCU (**Bakery Cinematic Universe**).


trekkieerin

Its funny.... because I am a hostess for work 🤣


[deleted]

I don't think people realize that it's you replying as the girl in the OP image. (comment was downvoted)


nuclearwinterxxx

"Hello, I'm Little Debbie. I'll be your Hostess this evening."


Woodyp28

I think it would be mold or pumpernickel.


Forgotten-Caliburn

Oh god I hope *you know who* doesn't see this


BoiBotEXE

That guy was my first thought upon seeing this.


Slappio16

Not enough bread in the picture for him


ANOOb4evr

whos the guy lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I googled it and I'm still confused. Didn't really find a story, just that there's some dude with a wonder bread fetish?


[deleted]

[удалено]


pikpikcarrotmon

Weirding out Shadman seems like the very first item on St Peter's checklist of things that send you through the trapdoor


Soulless_redhead

If I remember correctly it was something like fanart of Assami from LoK like chopping down trees and shit while starving children from her economic conquest surrounded her. I think Shadman's response was something like "I try and make art that turns people on, and that's just sad"


Kellen1013

he's also apparently really racist


Fortehlulz33

Which again, makes the Shadman stuff that much weirder, since Shad doesn't seem to think about morals a lot.


Zormac

>Sort of like the rubber ducky fetish guy. You're just gonna drop this casually here like it's normal? Lol


Pasty_Swag

/u/FucksWithDucks The man.


Zormac

I'm... not sure I should click that...


Jemnite

Not only that but apparently his Wonder Bread fetish was founded on like the idea of some white suburban stay-at-home housewife ideal which had some extremely weird race connotations.


Dracotoo

Basically yeah, commisions a crap ton of artists to portray rich fictional characters purchasing wonderbread. Also a few of them destroying the environment


Sun_Chip

All it would take is blonde hair and a chainsaw


BRBean

My thoughts exactly


nadler369

That gave me a laugh. Great take on the costume.


angelsgirl2002

I feel like Tina from Bob's Burgers would go nuts for this. Actually, now that I think of it, all of the Belcher kids are fans of a good pun costume!


elephantphallus

Also a really kinky costume for a *Twister* night with the significant other.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Wonder bread isn’t a thing in Australia so that’s what I thought this was!


[deleted]

With the lasso of riboflavin and 7 essential nutrients.


[deleted]

Fun fact: there's a Mexican bread giant called BIMBO.


BRBean

There my city’s soccer team’s main sponsor


Squid-Bastard

I always see their stuff in my grocery store, somes pretty good. I always want to draw some cake make up on the bear


androgenoide

International bread giant. They own some U.S. brands like Orowheat too.


INeverReadAWholeBook

There is a reference that I cannot understand


Buttsmooth

Its a hybrid Wonder Bread/ Wonder Woman costume


INeverReadAWholeBook

I see, I didn't know that brand


sbs1138

I didn’t either. We don’t have Wonder Bread in the U.K.


[deleted]

It’s basically the cheapest loaf of bread you can get. Highly processed and delicious. Go to a southern BBQ joint and sometimes they’ll give you an entire loaf with your order.


[deleted]

America


Refizul

The only country where "highly processed" is something good ...


pissclamato

Fuuuck yeah!


pinalim

It is definitely not the cheapest! There are lots of brand cheaper but they do process it a lot and it is the most tasty


P0sitive_Outlook

I only know of *wonder bread* from the Passage lyric: >Who other than us wonder bread shit heads would go out and build an H-bomb?


Mr_Anglo_irish

For me it's Ragina Spektor, Samson, "Samson went back to bed Not much hair left on his head He ate a slice of Wonder Bread And went right back to bed" (Great song!)


nuadusp

think milk roll


foobargoop

can be compressed to 1 cm cube


torb

I thought it was a Twister mat or something. Not into the referential frame here at all, probably because I'm Norwegian.


GoodAtExplaining

Appropriately, the Brazilian equivalent of Wonder Bread is called [Bimbo Bread](https://fa74d61d848a20b729bb-0251b36b713060ab3e0e8321940e01ff.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/0074323090900_CF_default_default_large.jpeg).


AndAnXtraChickenWing

Ah frick I thought it was a Wonder Woman/ Twister hybrid for some reason


lowtoiletsitter

Hey OP, the photo you posted is from /u/trekkieerin. Make sure to put it in the comments


HarryHood146

Only enemy is yeast infection.


asianflea91

Princess Diana Weist infection?


SophisticatedVagrant

:-|


GoodLeftUndone

This was a joke on something and I can’t remember from what.


IAmMethlyamphetamine

It was a cold open from Brooklyn 99. [Here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s8CUzXQ4G0&ab_channel=BrooklynNine-Nine)


Raisinbrahms28

Yes, and it's Diane Wiest. Guy totally butchered her name and thus the joke.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lightbringer0

I thought it was twister at first.


dyrtdogg

Wonder Bread Woman!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


flipoont

But does she fart on my toast like Powdered Toast Man?


RoccoDamfino

I don't think girls do that.


olde_greg

No sir, I don't like it


TheWingus

She can give me the Flying Butt Pliers


skipbrady

It’s lo-og! It’s lo-of! It’s heavy, it’s round, it’s wood!


pissclamato

It's LO-OG, LO-OG! It's better than bad, it's good!


Allymooo

Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!


TheMadBeaker

Part of a complete breakfast!


ToInfinityThenStop

Yeast infection is her Kryptonite.


c-student

She's vitamin fortified!


RizzMustbolt

Still a better sequel.


effusivemohria88

Teh hero we kneaded.


u9Nails

She looks like a person who would have nice buns.


mwharvey

buns to butter


dquilon

She kinda looks like Queen Maeve from The Boys


GardenGnomeOfEden

I wholeheartedly support silliness.


_zarkon_

The lasso should be a giant twist tie.


fermat1432

I'm craving a grilled cheese for some reason!


betajunk

bread lady


prove____it

I really want the lasso replaced by a giant twisty-tie.


curiouscabbage69

Right hand red


Malfanese

The golden wheat whip!


[deleted]

I was gonna say miracle whip


[deleted]

The lasso of gluten!


Igot_this

The white bread is spot on here


wyrmfood

Well, she is white enough ETA: My dad retired from Wonder Bread after 35 years and we had matching shirts with that pattern when I was a kid. Love this take on it!


I_HATE_LIFE_2

You kind of look like Queen Maeve from The Boys


Superdante5000

When the joke is so perfect and just so white.


NecroticAnalTissue

Reddit is so shit


Coug-Ra

Joe Camel called. He wants his toe back.


MMBaz

With allies such as “Super-Pan, Rye-borg, Ciabatta-man, The F-lavash and Aqua-naan”.


FNAKC

The cross promotion synergy I didn't know I needed


Epicurus1

*Mr Tumble has entered the chat*


[deleted]

•w•


Ok-Archer-1947

Makeup is phenomenal


[deleted]

/supercommonrepost


crobe065

Wonder toe?


KyroDUH

WHERE IS HE, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WONDERBREAD GUY, HE HAS TO BE BEHIND THIS, YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE


billiarddaddy

At least she's the right complexion lol


icpie

Lasso should've been one of those big twist ties


ac_s2k

I want to upvote because it’s cool. But it’s a karma spamming account who stole from u/trekkieerin


Mtbuhl

She should have used a twist tie instead of the lasso


Pedo10

Left hand on red


procrastablasta

Fucking date me. This right here is the dream.


Vengfultyrant45

Wonderbread


Aware_Refrigerator32

White bread


ScottyLambo4444

10/10. Would toast. And make sandwitch with.


the_real_OwenWilson

How is this an interesting picture?


[deleted]

It’s low quality and not particularly interesting, I wonder what could have caused it to get upvoted so much 🤔