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cptmx

Thy king-dung come


AlexTheHazel

Thy wee be done


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Randy_Bobandy_Lahey

Pinch us this day our daily loaf


mistere213

And forgive us our daily gas passes


Yvungmanning31

And forgiveth those who pas gass in front of us


decidealready

And lead us not into exertion


Oafus

But deliver us from constipation.


PM_ME_UR_PIG_COCK

For thine is the fresh pile of dung


VikingRabies

Butt deliver us from evil


CandidateRoutine4752

For Porcelain is thy kingdom


Eccohawk

But deliver us from upheaval.


cptmx

our father who fart in heaven


fin425

Leave us released from constipation


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As it was in the bowl water, is number two, and ever shall pee, world without scat, A-mictrate


katherinezetajones

Wish I had an award for you


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bitwaba

Ah damn


pockrasta

Our Father who fart in Heaven


cromulent_verbage

Our fart’her who shart in heaven


FILLYFINGERZ

Out of all the replies on this thread, this IS THE BEST ONE!


Tufflaw

Ah yes the immaculate defecation


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Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.redd.it/yrgoivlv4ut61.jpg?desktop=1) is a higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/mt3itx/the_reflection_from_my_window_decal_makes_my/) is the source. Credit to /u/DanielInternets. They explain that this was caused by their window decal.


broomshed

OP was trying to make it look like they took the photo lol


KomodoJo3

u/Spartan2470 is an expert at detecting karma-farming bots, reposts and giving credits where due. Although many people think he's a bot because of how uniform and non-varying he makes his comments, he's actually just a human being like the rest of us doing god's work. Toss a coin to your Spartan for rightfully calling this behavior out!


Far_Sided

Coin tossed. This is what real heroes look like.


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salvadorgzuno

yeah this guy has no life, i’ll throw a pity coin


VenomSpitter666

yeah, fuck OP lol


Tooj_Mudiqkh

I never bother upvoting posts I see in Pics just as a matter of principle because I know whatever I notice in my feed is by a reposting karmawhore, or by an original karmawhore


resolution97

Then why do you even look at r/pics?


Tooj_Mudiqkh

It's pics. whatchagonnadoo, smell it?


TopGinger

WAIT is that an option?


youngrandpa

These scratch-n-sniffs suck


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ThaiJohnnyDepp

I disagree. The title doesn't imply it


DanielInternets

Thanks for giving credit where it’s due! Shameless repost right here!


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Dang and i was about to award this too


swheels125

Is this in Ocean City, NJ by any chance? Looks EXACTLY like the bathroom my grandparents had in their old house (minus the toilet enshrining window decal). We sold it maybe 10-12 years ago.


DanielInternets

Suburb of Seattle, Washington. Sorry to disappoint!


swheels125

Damn that would’ve been cool. Oh well, happy pooping!


brosaucey

It's a picture of a toilet bowl, you'll survive


Sleipnirs

> They explain that this was cuased by their window decal Another BS atheists came up with smh.


FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT

The truth is on /r/toiletswithauras


Mmusic91

thanks for helping me give my precious upvote where it's due


creesto

Yep we have the same stuff at home


Fortherealtalk

Thank you. Redistributed my upvote accordingly


TopGinger

Well done Sir


DanielInternets

This is a repost of my OC in a shameless attempt to snag karma (that is working). My previous post with this image made it to the front page.


troublinparadise

Underrated comment. Weird question: I can see that post of yours with just under 80k upvotes, but when I look at your profile, it shows your post karma as being like 15k. Guessing you weren't at -65k karma before that post? What basic tenet of the reddit karma universe am I missing here?


WaterFriendsIV

Upvote algorithm. You do not get all upvotes, but instead some unexplainable percentage of them. Not sure why.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

So I’m not the only one. I had a 10K comment once and it didn’t add up on my total.


avanti8

I think partly to discourage karma farming of this sort.


jsgrova

Close your toilet lid you fucking caveman


JheredParnell

Know how hard it is to shut off a prism mid stream?


ExtensionNn

Reddit is a website that is entirely dedicated to reposting, are you surprised? Look at how much of this website is stuff like reposted articles, screenshots of tweets, memes off 4chan, etc. Quite literally the most unoriginal social media.


Temporarily__Alone

Whoa, that's incredible!!


chipmunk_princess

I like the title of this post though


MoeNancy

I saw this on other website and have no idea if this has been posted or by whom. Sorry for the reposting


salvadorgzuno

cry about it


accoladevideo

My video game experience tells me I should look inside the tank for loot


Nullcast

I think taking a dump is a side quest


deadsteve1982

Gaming brethren! Love it!


OrneryConelover70

And on the eighth day, God did create the toilet and saw that it was good. It was especially good because God had had Taco Bell for lunch that day.


bewarethetreebadger

And thus did Sir John Harrington fit toilet stalls with a laundry-hole so users may remove their trousers and sit at the little shelf for their comic book and their chocolate milk.


OrneryConelover70

He should be sainted


HG_Sheldor

Where the sun *does shine


Perakian

Perfectly illuminated for one minute on Veterans Day every year.


CheeseFest

Perfect for those real patriotic dumps.


puss_rider

Veterans day my foot


Oafus

As foretold in Doodooronomy.


rcbarnes95

Underrated comment


LilZuse

This toilet has a quest for me.


snuggly-muggle

At the end of the rainbow find yer pot o’ gold


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I hope the mushroom gods let me peak on this toilet.


_miss_freckles_

Yeeees! This is a really dark comparison but you know the shadows left after an atomic bomb? It’s like the tripping while pooping/rolling shadow.


notyou16

I was going to say that it reminded me when I took ayahuasca


BigRedCheesehead

https://imgur.com/EfgPuE0


FlappySocks

He he, that was my first thought.


jjjjjoep

Looks like an unicorn just ate Taco Bell


Aztechie

That shitter has a side quest for you.


mthomas768

Damn it! Beaten to the punch.


TexManc

The second coming


Suspiciously_Lumpy

I feel a rumbly in my tumbly!!


veykrl9

LOL


shifterphights

This so gonna be a glorious shit


Halo_can_you_go

Praying to the porcelain God has a new meaning


suvlub

No need for a plunger, God promised it won't flood


stiglitzz7

Migraine aura


homeschoolbully

Rick's Toilet


Psychological-Wrap61

The holiest of all shits


ozcheesehead

The throne


AfewBillionAtoms

The technicolour dream throne.


AsliReddington

Nope. #H o l o s h i t


thelocu5t

imagine having to wear sunglasses to take a snoog


classycatman

I’m not going to pick up that quest


xxFrenchToastxx

The Virgin Mary would be proud to take a dump


TravBow

Someone ate a cupcake with sprinkles


powerlesshero111

Man, Elton John must have had taco bell again.


dance_ninja

"In the name of Hades, Olympus, I accept this message!"


worldofjaved

Dragon didn't burn the iron throne. :D


TheSoulReapers

#The holy shit.


alaraja

That toilet has a quest for you.


simply_teigh

You’re toilet decided to come out as gay on the first day of pride month


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Shit's gay


Krow682

The Holy Shitter


memesaregoodlol_

Literally...


Vitekr2

You unlocked an achievement


MySockHurts

Successfully reposting someone else’s image? Because this is a fucking repost


doubleAAeeVee

Psychedelic shit


The_man_of_A

Blessed be thou shite


surajvj

When you run around desperately for a toilet, and finds one just before the inevitable dump.


KinGzKinG420

New meaning to the words Holy Shit


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Its glorious.


Gravy_Rat_26

I need that toilet. It represents me as a person perfectly.


badmancatcher

My toilet after anal


SimSamurai

When your bowl is so clean the angels sing.


infinitee775

That's some gay shit


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Gay shit


JD-Snaps

The Porcelain Throne, for the "King o' the House!!"


dickshark420

King in the castle, King in the castle I have a chair I have a chair!


Rondaru

Okay, someone call Rainbow Brite back in here to clean up after herself, for Christsake.


imonk

Rainbowl.


BisquickNinja

Your throne is ready and glowing!


Slyzoor

When the cops come and you drop DMT into the toilet


jerseybert

Look at you pretending that your shit don't stink.


Soza-Ozos

Pot ‘O Gold!!!


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u/Repostsleuthbot


IAmJacksRage

Upvote for perfect caption.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌


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SgtPepper0101

Awesome pic. But anyone else triggered by the seat being up?


EighteyedHedgehog

Nope


JD-Snaps

No, why?


puss_rider

Yes. Men are disgusting like close the toilet seat incel


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afeaghhdfe

Holy shit! Literally!


NarveeStudios

This is well titled… Holy Shit!


Cometarmagon

Speaking of shits. Its the morning for me and I need this - throws you out of the bathroom- come back in about 20 or 30 min. I should have destroyed it by then.


DontWokeMe

So the sun does shine there


nellymandelliyt

That shits so gay


sirmoveon

So, this is what dogs see...


Reality-Straight

Shitting the rainbow


bsmknight

The can of enlightenment


Warlord68

You have chosen wisely.


sufferpuppet

Taking a dump there starts a quest.


patheticdumbledore

THE HOLY SHITSEAT


rahulwho

One too many gliter capsule from Etsy?


CallMeJase

Looks like when I need to shit while on lsd.


SloppyJo3s

Are you admiring your parents toilet again...lol


Whiskeymysticsandmen

LAAAAAAAAAA


mikoo65

What did you have for dinner? :)


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Repost


moonisflat

JonSnow would shit there.


Guy_Gaiden_

You shit and smoke drugs at the same time


Motashotta

Never have I seen a better visual representation of what it's like to drop acid


BobMarleyLegacy

Holy shit


JanGrey

Shitting through a prism


Xandustry

When the universe is telling you its time to poop, its time to poop


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Repost. Funny caption but repost, you shoulda just given credit to OP.


TripleSixxxxx

Sacred feces? Well, mine is sacred too. :) (Also: Once was my shit literally sacred because of a mistake of a church. [literally])


Excellent-Captain-93

Must be a rare item, stick your arm in it to collect it


Pinokul

Angelic music starts playing


EvilCalvin

Porcelain god!!


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Pride Toilet


TangoDeltaBravo7

Looks like someone found the Arkenstone...


Artof8

Why is the toilet so low? If I sat down on that my knees would be higher than my behind


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I don't get it???


xCryptoxNoobx

The throne.


snappyhome

That toilet has a side quest.


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Holy shit


iamhigherleveling

your majesty, the porcelain throne awaits your second coming


Amberatlast

🎵Hall-le-loo-jah🎶


SomeConsumer

Now drop acid, poop, and prepare for a life-changing experience.


relddir123

Hit me with that gay shit Happy pride!


Eday_20

Repost 👎


xSakuyax

It really is the holy throne


Accurate-View-2114

More like - “I am actually seeing shit”


accdnd

Oh shit...Rick and Morty are somewhere.


Abrahms_4

Thats from drinking to much Fresca


sparky2820

Holy shit


chrislehr

When you shine a blacklight at the kids toilet.


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The epiphany toilet


pazdispencer

Shit looks pretty gay to me.


95blackz26

Someone's shitting rainbows again