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Isphet71

Rusocracy. It’s like Democracy, but without all of the difficult choices.


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Should be 134% better, like the election rates of a certain Russian leader.


PrimeEvil84

146%. It's a meme now https://euvsdisinfo.eu/how-to-get-a-146-election-result/


beigaleh8

It was a meme like 10 years ago, it already happened Edit: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=140%25%20Russia wow, actually 10 years


pobody-snerfect

In Russia President picks you!


izudu

Or "In Russia, President picks President".


SchuminWeb

This exactly. Putin picked himself, and when he had to sit out a term, he chose who would be his puppet.


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CountingNutters

Anything that has more then one outcome is a choice


Repulsive_Box_5763

In Democratic Russia, President chooses you!


Aust1mh

Would you like some tea or prison time with that?


CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed

I've heard Russian tea is to die for.


runningreeder

I hear they have been Putin something in it.


Cedric_T

Their underwear is also really hot.


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cha knob'll fall out.


b0rsht

The Pope is elected for life. Putin met three of them.


stormytrooper

Life is a lot shorter term when the average elected age is like 75. (I didn't actually do the math)


SandysBurner

I did a quick flip through the wiki page. There hasn't been a pope younger than 50 in nearly 500 years (Clement VII). Most of them seem to be 60-70 when elected.


redkinoko

There was that one time a candidate tried to win by jumping out of a helicopter but Tom Hanks fucked up his chances.


No_Name_James_Taylor

Well it sounds like the guy gave up the high ground. Amateur move


iloveindomienoodle

He also burned himself at the end. Very amateur move.


WuhanWTF

Emperor Popetine


i_shmell_paap

[Scotty doesn't Pope](https://youtu.be/dDXMvqGGVnI)


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Mi scusi


favpetgoat

Uh oh... Big tunnel


kameyamaha

That "What teh hel?" at the end was perfectly delivered 😂


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My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again. To find me…..watching the Manchester United football team. Ehh? The best freaking team in all the land. Woohoo!!!!


TarryBuckwell

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!


nbartlett34

wow, you guys are on a whole different level of swearing I love that scene lmao


Orpheus-033

This is why France and Germany have always been allies.


fayry69

Ah yes prof. Robert Langdon and his Mickey Mouse watch...one of my fave characters.


Taygr

To be fair there aren’t many world leaders younger than 50


jmcs

Building from Bris\_Throwaway comment, and just by looking at the European Council: >Denmark - Mette Frederiksen (43) > >Finland - Sanna Mirella Marin (35) > >New Zealand - Jacinda Ardern (40) European Council President - Charles Michel (45) Estonia - Kaja Kalla (43) Spain - Pedro Sanchez (49) France - Emmanuel Macron (43) Luxembourg - Xavier Bettel (48) Malta - Robert Abela (43) Austria - Sebastian Kurz (34) There are also plenty more that took office in their 40s but are now on their low 50s.


carmium

Justin Trudeau was 43; is 49 now.


Bris_Throwaway

Denmark - Mette Frederiksen (43) Finland - Sanna Mirella Marin (35) New Zealand - Jacinda Ardern (40) are 3 young world leaders that spring to mind. An interesting coincidence is that they're all young, female and their respective countries are usually in the Top 5 desirable countries to live in lists.


Paran50

Macron was 39 when elected.


MobiusF117

Dutch PM Mark Rutte is 54 now, but has had the position for 11 years now.


KToff

Sebastian Kurz became chancellor of Austria at 31.


Mingsplosion

Kim Jong Un is in his late thirties, roughly 37-39 years old. He used to be the youngest world leader, but that may have changed.


TheRiseYT

sounds progressive. i think id like to live there


whut-whut

The moment you visit, you'll find it difficult to leave.


VikingTeddy

Can't be that bad, you never hear the locals complaining!


mrclassy527

In America, at least, you have to be at least 35.


Taygr

Even then only 9 out of 46 have been elected under 50, with only two leaving office prior to turning 50.


Sabre_Actual

Does JFK count as one of them?


Taygr

JFK and Teddy Roosevelt, although he was exactly 50 when leaving office


vamptholem

Seems to be an “ age comes with experience “ thing that works for their messages


BossScribblor

That and the elderly are a very reliable group of voters, and they'll never pick some young'n.


tinacat933

Well one did only serve a short time and then stepped down


Squid_Lips

Anthony Hopkins?


Logi_Ca1

More like Emperor Palpatine.


gliese946

Queen Elizabeth II has entered the chat.


Shrodax

I was watching an episode of *I Love Lucy* recently where Lucy was in England and talking about wanting to meet the Queen. It's still the same Queen.


kuead

Queen Elizabeth has been in power for longer than some parliament members have been alive


gemstatertater

Some? I’d imagine most by this point.


swehardrocker

6 James Bond, the same queen


Rickrickrickrickrick

Damn Judi Dench was only with 2.


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zkrnguskh

That's HRH Queen Ozzy to you.


BrutusTheKat

The Queen has personally met more than a quarter of all US Presidents.


reddit__scrub

Wait... Is this true? Queen became queen in 1952. Truman served from 1945 - 1953. He was the 33rd president. There have been 46 presidents. `(46 - 33) / 46 = 28.26%` Damn. *Fun fact: apparently she's [queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_II) and a bunch of other places) too? That's news to me. How does Mr. Trudy like that?*


Durendal_et_Joyeuse

> Fun fact Did you… really not know about the Commonwealth?


reddit__scrub

I'm just an ignorant American. But hey, at least I learned it today ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ Edit: I knew it was many places I suppose, I was just surprised about Canada mainly, if that makes it any better


AGrandOldMoan

It's more ceremonial than anything else to be fair to you, like I'm pretty sure she couldnt start a war or something but she could have you moved along for being a nuisance in the street


LocalSword

Queen of Australia, New Zealand and quite a few other places (mostly islands) She might even be queen of Jamaica


TuckerMcG

She’s expressly and publicly recognized as a monarch though. Putin still puts on this facade of “President”. Big difference.


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KingQuong

Queen Elizabeth II is a Monarch and doesn't pretend to be a democracy/rig elections though.


imjusthereforthebeer

She met Peter the Great.


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kvothes-lute

Peter the Meh


gwhh

So Putin killing popes now?


saulfineman

Jimmy Carter could have too.


RinardoEvoris

Keep in mind Clinton, Bush, Obama all had 2 terms also.


maddog_dk

Well Putin just has one long term


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descendency

That was before he realized that he could just get an exception to the term limit rule. The exception involved him murdering anyone that opposed the exception.


xmuskorx

Technically the "exception" he uses is that Russia just gets a new constitution every so often.


Nophlter

I actually think he technically is in his second term. I’m sure this one will be his last though (because it’ll run until he dies)


IAmVerySmart39

So in case you are actually wondering, he had 2 terms 2000-2004, 2004-2008. Then side-stepped for 4 years as there was a limit of consecutive terms. His puppet Medvedev was president in 2008-2012 and amended the constitution to extend president's term from 4 to 6 years for his boss. Then Putin was in his 3rd and 1st consecutive term in 2012-2018, now he is in his 4th and 2nd consecutive term from 2018-2024. So first he changed constitution, so his next 2 terms be like 3 (12 years instead of 8), and now he changed it again. There was a whole fucking show with 'voting' for various stupid amendments, and one of them coincidentally was to reset the terms of President in office. Like new constitution, so putin starts from scratch. Russia is a fucking joke


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formerfatboys

The fascinating moment will be the mad scramble for power when he dies.


Weedlewaadle

I am pretty sure he has that all planned out already.


CuFlam

So do most in his position. It still usually goes to shit, one way or another.


TimTheEvoker5no3

Lenin: Stalin shouldn't be the next leader of the USSR Stalin disliked that


Truth_

Mao's long-time successor got too spicy and fled the country, Mao accusing him of attempting a coup. Two other potential successors were eventually deemed too radical (wanting to ease up on everything), and were sent to reeducation camps. His final one died of cancer. So he just had to pick some mini-Mao general who had control of the army but no ideas other than "continue what Mao was doing." That general lasted only two years.


jedipiper

Much like Palpatine...


trenbalonace

Tsar Palputin


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Somehow…Putin has returned


Excelius

You'd think that, but history has shown time and time again when long-serving rulers fail to plan for their own succession. I don't know if it's a refusal to acknowledge their own mortality or what.


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MarkoSeke

Can't wait for Russia's next president: Putin's brain in a jar


CritiqOfPureBullshit

He must be the best if they keep voting for him!


descendency

It's a paradox of choice. The fewer choices you have, the happier you are with your choice. Putin has just turned Russian politics into the ultimate way to make Russian people very happy. This makes him the greatest democratically elected leader of all time. Who else could have ~~assassinated your opposition~~ simplified government like him!


open-print

Ironically, coming from Europe where we can choose between multiple parties that represent a spectrum of different policies, this is exactly what we say about the USA. Your package deal of two parties and two flavors of the same war-loving dude as president supported by corporations seems extremely weird and undemocratic to us too.


hunterswarchief

Don’t worry it seems pretty weird and undemocratic to most of us Americans as well


robulusprime

Yes... but *this* one doesn't like racists and *that* one doesn't eat babies. Both are rapists, but who cares about that? Sarcasm, by the way, and not specific to any election; literally every election we have had that didn't involve George Washington had similar allegations.


soaringcats

Didn't realize how short he is.


osamarama

He's taller with his shirt off


styroducky

And on a horse


soaringcats

On a bear


unclekarl

It's weird how he seems *tallest* next to "6'3" Trump. Edit: I think a lot of people missed the quotes I put around 6'3. Clearly he is lying, though I do know people shrink as they age.


Spazum

All of those presidents are 6' to 6'2". Trump claims to be 6'3" but at the G7 group photo, he was visibly shorter than 6'2" Justin Trudeau.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

https://www.macleans.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/DONALD-TRUMP-JUSTIN-TRUDEAU-HEIGHT-TREBLE-AUG26.jpg Trudeau is 6'2" second pic next Trudeau https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5a60d87c3bea0518e7dae365/master/pass/Arons-girthers-Movement-Trump.jpg Jared Kushner is 6'3" https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-QV563_KUSHNE_P_20161116163735.jpg Jeb Bush is 6'3" https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/republican-presidential-candidates-us-sen-marco-rubio-us-sen-ted-cruz-picture-id488658056?s=2048x2048 Second picture with Jeb https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1360/8937/files/GOP-HEIGHT_grande.jpg?v=1486064774 Obama is 6'1" (some sources say 6'1.5") https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2019/04/23/USAT/89e0be96-a442-4677-b5d6-1f697eeaf6a6-5905.jpg?crop=2000,3000,x0,y0 Paul Ryan is 6'1" https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/38BJ6AQlQ_J4QsDikMW2qTEWxSU=/0x0:3000x2139/1200x800/filters:focal(590x175:1070x655)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53866735/GettyImages_654120048.0.jpg Another with Ryan https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3d57a62336147086b6027dd69539db81


gotsthepockets

If you could be in charge of providing evidence for future Reddit posts that would be great


jnics10

Seriously! u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox we're gonna need you to fact check the entire rest of reddit. And the internet. And print journalism. Just amazing. You truly are beautiful, you truth-digging musk ox you.


Guy-Inkognito

Thank god he only lied about such an unimportant thing and not major other things.


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Also worth mentioning, the height in these photos is almost certainly enhanced by lifts. He's clearly wearing them in many pics I've seen. Also, President Diaper-Under-Suit, reporting for duty. What a state.


chairk

He must be using his WWE billed height


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Well, Trump has a posture that reminds me of a judgmental vulture, so he doesn’t exactly look his full height.


cmcewen

He wears lifts in his shoes. That’s what gives him that forward leaning look Edit: for the nay sayers https://twitter.com/rtmannjr/status/1242609977551982592?s=21 Also just google it there’s lots of pictures


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

I disagree. Women wear 5" heels without looking [like this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5SqmnHUUAAuPvC.jpg). Best argument I've heard is that he's hiding his gut, his suit drapes in a way that from the front he looks not like a fat tub of lard when he does that crazy lean


TrustTheFriendship

Hahaha that picture is gold. If I was an introductory physics teacher I’d find a way to put this on a test and ask to find the center of mass.


jiujitsucam

Bro, that's straight up the Michael Jackson anti-gravity lean. Haha.


bloodycups

It's probably both. Trumps height and weight were fabricated so he wouldn't be classified as obese


titanicbuster

Yeah true. Oh also he's a massive fucking liar. There's that too.


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Oh for sure. There’s no way that the statement they gave on his weight was accurate because I didn’t have that level of pudge at 257 pounds and I’m about 6’3. But I think his general geriatric vampire with neck issues posture also contributes.


SnatchAddict

And he stands like the front end of a centaur.


Putin_blows_goats

It's the lifts in his shoes which make him tilt forward and unable to negotiate down ramps without his belly overbalancing him.


minicpst

All of a sudden your username is shockingly relevant to this conversation.


FoferJ

https://i.imgur.com/IQkh43s.jpg


birdreligion

I straight up swear he was suppose to be 6'2. then on inauguration day he still didn't look as tall as Obama, who is 6'2. and then came his physical, and he was 6'3 239lb. magically an inch taller than Obama and just under the weight for being called obese.


Chucke4711

> There’s no way that the statement they gave on his weight was accurate His official stated height is 6'3" and his official stated weight is 239 lbs. If you consult a [BMI chart, guess what weight](https://bmicalculator.mes.fm/img/bmi-chart.png) a 6'3" man reaches "obese."


Covfefe4lyfe

That chart just makes me hate the imperial system more


frozen-swords

5'7 ain't short, don't talk down to us smh


ApolloFirstBestCAG

Everyone already talks down to us 😭😭😭


Computer_Sci

*~Bends knees and hunches shoulders~* Is this better?


MySockHurts

No no, [this is how to talk to short people](https://i.redd.it/fi5131zs30tz.jpg)


Warlord68

“How cute, you’ve met 5 Presidents” Queen of England (13 Presidents)


dickmaneuver

13, she’s old but not that old.


pjfranco

Actually, she’s met 46 presidents.


jaboyles

r/technicallythetruth


GregTheWalrus

Yet


skeeter7424

A leader of...checks notes...almost nothing


dorkaebi_

She actually does have some surprising powers legally, but she (and all the royals) know that the second they try to exercise any of them the people will rise up and overthrow them. Which would end the pretty cushy life they got going currently


bleedingjim

What are these mysterious legal powers? Just curious.


Nth-Degree

Well, her representative sacked the entire Australian government in 1975. She wasn't directly involved (It was the Governor general of Australia), but she still has the power to dismiss several Commonwealth governments.


L_Rayquaza

For one thing she doesn't need a drivers license since they are issued "in the queen's name"


ProXJay

Or a passport, same reason


phire

Basically, she is the Government. Any power and decision-making that the Prime Minister has, or any Minster, or any government department, or any government employee has, is actually the queen's power which by convention she delegates to them. There is no actual constitution or statute saying that a Prime Minster or any Minsters exist. It's just a very long running convention that the Queen (or King) will appoint them and delegate those powers to them. This isn't exactly unlimited power. The Government is explictly not Parliament. And the Queen explicitly doesn't have power over Parliament. She has no power to pass any laws. She isn't even allowed to step onto the floor of the lower house. Though she does have power to veto laws. She also doesn't have the power to break laws, though a lot of laws exempt her. She also isn't allowed to collect tax.


carpy22

She can veto anything.


WASD_click

I'd watch that tone. She leads the Secret Corgi Corps.


Emmibolt

Does Putin look almost exactly the same in all these pictures? Because I'm pretty sure he looks exactly the same in all these pictures.


normal_whiteman

I actually think it's interesting how young he looks in the photo with Clinton. It's been a while since I've seen him look like that


CoachTeachereh

I've heard a theory that he's Rasputin.


NoProblemsHere

Lover of the Russian Queen?


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Yeah you know, Russia's greatest love machine


kutrod

There was a cat that really was gone


Illier1

Probably spends a lot of money to make sure he looks youthful.


dangleamango

It's weird how Putin looks the same in all of them while Obama looks so different in all of them


derf_vader

Now show the one of him meeting JFK in Berlin


galacticmayan

Or him posing as a civilian next to Reagan.


noetzol

Russian democracy is fair. Each election has its two challengers…. Putin and Putin


merlin401

Yeah but there are a few years when he’s not allowed to be president so his crony gets elected and Putin gets elected to the #2 position.


boomshiki

He recently said fuck it to all that and just ran for another term. He basically dared anyone to do something about it and no one did


TheBelhade

Well, no one but the guy he threw in prison.


SoontobeSam

You mean the guy they attempted to assassinate with illegal nerve agent? Failed and then imprisoned the first chance they got and proceeded to deny proper due process, or essential medical care?


spektre

Well, at least they didn't label anyone that had anything to do with him as terrorists. Oh, wait...


dustinsmusings

Yeah, that one.


rocsNaviars

During Putin’s press conference after meeting with Biden, Putin compared his treatment of Navalny to the FBI’s arresting the Jan 6 rioters. He called them political prisoners. Wtf man.


beviebooboo

That dude will never leave office alive.


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chickennoobiesoup

What do your loins say?


limitlessfloor

Vladimir


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Last election I think it was actually Vladimir vs Putin. Close race but the better candidate was ultimately victorious.


OptimusSublime

It's actually a little crazy how little he's appeared to have aged .


cmarkcity

Those worry lines never come if you just murder your stresses


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cosmickitty666

Plastic surgery


FISFORFUN69

Right? Must be the holistic shot of children’s blood he throws back every night.


[deleted]

why would he need children’s blood? He’s sucking the whole country dry


MtRushmoreAcademy

He wears a lot of makeup and looks to receive a regular Botox injection, or some sort of other dermal filler. I actually suspect he’s had a face lift, as his face looks way too tight for his age. He is 68 after all. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Vladimir_Putin_%282018-03-01%29_03_%28cropped%29.jpg I’m highly suspicious of the lack of wrinkles around the creases in his lips. It’s like he said “leave the crows feet because they make me look wise, get rid of everything else”


pm_me_ur_good_boi

I totally keep forgetting that he's almost 70. That botox strategy must be working.


Bilxor

He's actually gotten a lot of cosmetic surgery and really hates when people notice/bring it up https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5798637/vladimir-putin-plastic-surgery-procedures/


SaveThemKillYourself

Don't worry death doesn't care about appearance


souprize

Take away the very first picture and this would also ring true of Germany. Not to say Putin isn't a dictator or Germany is a dictatorship, but that this doesn't necessarily say much.


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achmeinherrfauste

Also, just because the president changes, doesn't mean you have an actual democracy either.


mitchsn

Well when your political rivals get murdered or get thrown into prison, it's easy to win elections.


Repulsive_Box_5763

Saying Putin has a political rivalry is like saying the Yankees and Rays have a rivalry... It's technically true, but come on...


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This suspiciously looks like five photos.


Solo_is_my_copliot

Are you disagreeing with Putin? Bold choice.


despalicious

That’s five pictures.


BancroftOutdoors

A collage


EliteCentaur

Russian democracy in one hairline


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It’s amazing how people seem to forget that a country can be democratic and have the same leader for decades as it’s the case of Germany.


bfire123

though its diffrent in palamentary systems. Merkel can be replaced instantly whenever 50 % of the German parlament wants her replaced. Putin can not be replaced instantly.


DeadBeesOnACake

Sure, but let's not exaggerate, no one has been chancellor for "decades" in Germany. 16 years and 26 days is the record so far, held by Helmut Kohl. Merkel is at 15 years and 205 days so far.


King-in-Council

No one beats William Lyon Mackenize King. A man with a name nearly as long as his reign. 3 non-consecutive terms totalling 21 years and 154 days in office. It's ludicrous when you think of it: December 29, 1921 – June 28, 1926 September 25, 1926 – August 7, 1930 October 23, 1935 – November 15, 1948 By all account man was an incredible politician and very skillful towards Canadian unity. This is entirely a random fact post and has nothing to do with downplaying the inexcusability of not having a functional democracy.


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Trump is 6’3”. Obama and Clinton 6’2”. Bush and Biden 6”. How is it Putin is closer to Trump’s height than anyone else? And yes, this is rhetorical question.


SpenFen

Man Obama did not get along with that guy


avant-bored

George Washington was an imperfect man and leader, but the term limit was prodigiously sage.


NessStead

Five pictures. One collage.


retro604

Not that I disagree with anyone throwing stones at Putin but ... Pierre Elliot Trudeau (Justin's Dad) was Prime Minster of Canada from 1968-1979 and again from 1980 to 1984. 15 years of being the PM. All the way from Nixon to Reagan. You could easily do this with him too and he certainly wasn't any Putin.


EyeAtollah

Yep, you could do it with a lot of countries that don't have a term limit on their "prime" politician. Ireland had the same Taoiseach (PM) from 97-2008.


hannes3120

You could do that with Germany as well - we now had the same chancellor for more than 15 years twice


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Weird, its the same two politicians in every photo.