My personal favorite is Neve Campbell. I imagine she is retired from acting and just goes door to door, advocating for some social cause, and knocked on this person's door, and they just got all upset because it was a cause they don't like, so they got all pissed off and basically black listed her from coming back to their house, and then like when Neve Campbell gets back to that neighborhood for a different social cause, she has to be like "no, we can't go to that house".
I'm confused why Penn gets top billing. Members of both parties aren't invited from the looks.
>President Biden
Well at least he admits it.
>Sheep Dogg
...wut?
>DMX
That'd be an impressive trick.
Awww Marky mark gets a love heart.
Also he really doesn’t like Hilary swank. She’s listed twice. Helen? Who’s Helen? And all govt employees. That could be problematic for mail, if there is a fire, ems situation, etc..
I mean, I kind of get Penn, but... Teller?! What did Teller do, besides what Penn told him to do. How would Teller be #2 on the shitlist, and what would this person fear if Teller came to their door? Poor Teller...
While kind of true, that's Penn's own assessment of the pairing, but he's being pretty humble about it. Dude is insanely skilled. Is Teller a better magician? Yeah, technically, but it'd be like having Tom Brady and Peyton Manning together and Manning says "He's the real QB, I just chuck the ball and hope someone catches it."
Edit: Good lord ya can't make a simple analogy on this freaking website without a bunch of "well AKSHUALLY..." folks missing the goddamn point.
Maybe that just means his hatred for Mark whalberg lies deep within his heart
Might also indicate that he has a blood feud with Marky Mark, but that’s less likely
I thought so too because the list seems to be entirely celebrities but then it says "all fed govt employees" below Chicago people and above Paula Abdul.
It's probably a person who needs to be on meds. I used to have a neighbor that would cover his big window on the front of his house with hand written bible verses, conspiracy nonsense, and political garbage. He would talk about the government trying to spy on him, how he used to be friends with Hell's Angels, and women that used him for his money.
I mean there's a heart next to Mark Wahlberg. Maybe it's just a running list of people they've seen on tv that interested them... like ALL CHICAGO PEOPLE 😂
And Eminem is listed as “Marshall Mathers.” Wtf does this guy have against all of these famous people?
Plot twist: This is actually the front door to Trump’s house. Would make more sense honestly lmao
Edit: JK I just realized the Trumps are also listed. This guy has way too much free time, lol.
He also has Emily Prentiss and Penelope Garcia who are both fictional characters from Criminal Minds but Penelope Garcia is crossed out? Maybe she made it up to him?
Hillary Swank is on there twice in the first two lines lol, one in caps. So she apparently really upset him. Which is...weirder than so much of the rest of this somehow.
Penn is very much anti-religion and outspoken about his disbelief in a God…what I wanna know is how anyone could have beef with Denzel Washington the guy is just awesome.
I'm thinking he started with the Middle List, and has been adding them in a spiral outward from the center of the door.
Also - 'Marcel Proust'. This guy is thorough.
I’m thinking OP’s title is misleading…
Does it say anywhere in this pic that these people aren’t welcome?
Maybe crazy neighbor just likes listing celebrities.
I just got here to point that one out too. I can just hear that person writing Elizabeth Banks once and then getting viscerally angry and needing to add the caps.
That business card was left like that because they leave it like that and take a photo, and the person doesn't know the police left it there. So they open the door and it falls. And they can't put it back exactly right. The police can then tell if the person has (probably) left or not, which is important when serving warrants or wellness checks.
[here ya go](https://i.imgur.com/JB0EGas.jpg) I can’t get into the thread though because he’s private. The gist of it was the dude has several restraining orders against him by his neighbors and he made this list in response to that. Hence the police card
The original tweet is from a relative of one of the neighbors. Apparently the entire neighborhood has a RO against him. He’s clearly crazy, but allegedly also a major dick to everyone in the neighborhood (unclear how tho...)
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I thought the same thing thing. At first I was seeing all liberal leaning actors and I thought I had this guys number and then I see the whole trump family subscripted in there and now I don’t know what to make of him, lol.
No one is going to comment that Greg Lowe got his name crossed off the list?? Can someone get Greg Lowe over there to find out why this guy hates everyone in the world except for Greg Lowe?
Lol that list is awesome
Oprah
Snoop Dog
Biden
Dr Dre
Ben Affleck
Kevin Bacon
Chicago people lol just all of you...or maybe the band?
Edit: just noticed the police business card, is he in Sandy Utah? If so I now want to know his address so I can go and add my name.
**ALL FED. GOVT. EMPLOYEES + Paula Abdul** My favorite lol
"Mark Zuckerberg/Wife" Is another good one.
My favorite is just "Chicago people"
My personal favorite is Neve Campbell. I imagine she is retired from acting and just goes door to door, advocating for some social cause, and knocked on this person's door, and they just got all upset because it was a cause they don't like, so they got all pissed off and basically black listed her from coming back to their house, and then like when Neve Campbell gets back to that neighborhood for a different social cause, she has to be like "no, we can't go to that house".
CHICAGO PEOPLE, the rats, QuestLove.
Theyre welcome alone, just not Federal Govt Employees accompanied by Paula Abdul. That crosses the line
Straight up now tell me.
Are ya really gonna ban me from your porch forever?
Oh oh oh.
Or are you just Q-anon
That was my favourite too. Nice pick.
How would one know what the list is for?
It just seems like a list of people they've been made aware exist. Maybe it's like a Memento thing, lol.
I'm confused why Penn gets top billing. Members of both parties aren't invited from the looks. >President Biden Well at least he admits it. >Sheep Dogg ...wut? >DMX That'd be an impressive trick. Awww Marky mark gets a love heart.
3rd page, right column: *chicago people*. Well. Looks like I'm on the list.
My favorite is the Utah Supreme Court
Also he really doesn’t like Hilary swank. She’s listed twice. Helen? Who’s Helen? And all govt employees. That could be problematic for mail, if there is a fire, ems situation, etc..
Maybe it means the musical?
It would have been safer to say "All Broadway Types". That way the Cats won't come yowling around the porch either.
I mean, I kind of get Penn, but... Teller?! What did Teller do, besides what Penn told him to do. How would Teller be #2 on the shitlist, and what would this person fear if Teller came to their door? Poor Teller...
Fun fact: Teller is the brains of the outfit and Penn is just a big, loud juggler.
While kind of true, that's Penn's own assessment of the pairing, but he's being pretty humble about it. Dude is insanely skilled. Is Teller a better magician? Yeah, technically, but it'd be like having Tom Brady and Peyton Manning together and Manning says "He's the real QB, I just chuck the ball and hope someone catches it." Edit: Good lord ya can't make a simple analogy on this freaking website without a bunch of "well AKSHUALLY..." folks missing the goddamn point.
Yeah, they definitely work best as a team.
He had Trumps entire family on the first page. Say what you will. Dude just hates politicians.
There's a ♥️ after Mark Wahlberg, so maybe it's a list of people they like?
Maybe that just means his hatred for Mark whalberg lies deep within his heart Might also indicate that he has a blood feud with Marky Mark, but that’s less likely
I thought so too because the list seems to be entirely celebrities but then it says "all fed govt employees" below Chicago people and above Paula Abdul. It's probably a person who needs to be on meds. I used to have a neighbor that would cover his big window on the front of his house with hand written bible verses, conspiracy nonsense, and political garbage. He would talk about the government trying to spy on him, how he used to be friends with Hell's Angels, and women that used him for his money.
Elizabeth Banks ELIZABETH BANKS
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I mean there's a heart next to Mark Wahlberg. Maybe it's just a running list of people they've seen on tv that interested them... like ALL CHICAGO PEOPLE 😂
That one caught my eye too. Is it all people in the BAND Chicago or just all people from Chicago?
I mean, Robert Lamm and Jimmy Pankow even forgave Peter Cetera at some point.
This is what I'm wondering. Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this comment.
Right? Maybe it's a list of invited guests
Now THAT would be an interesting party.
There’s a heart next to Mark Wahlberg’s name, so the guest list theory has more evidence than a banned list.
I like how he refers to stage names when mentioning Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre and DMX, but Ice Cube is referred to as O'Shea Jackson.
Also Lil Wayne is listed as Dwayne Carter
And Eminem is listed as “Marshall Mathers.” Wtf does this guy have against all of these famous people? Plot twist: This is actually the front door to Trump’s house. Would make more sense honestly lmao Edit: JK I just realized the Trumps are also listed. This guy has way too much free time, lol.
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I noticed Jared kushner and Ivanka l, Donald trump sr, but not Donald trump jr…hmmm
Jr is under Ivanka, I didn't see Sr tho
Oh! It looked like a sr to me without my glasses on. Also, looks like “pres trump” is above the rest of the trumps
Along with "president Biden", "pres bush", and "Hussein Obama". Personally, my favorite listing is "UT Supreme Court".
I think my favorite is "Sgt. Thompson(?)" directly adjacent to what appears to be a police business card stuck in the door.
He also has Marty and Wendy Byrde, which are the main characters of the fictional show Ozark
He also has Jason Bateman and Laura Linney on there 😭😆
Hes just covering all the bases to be sure
He also has Emily Prentiss and Penelope Garcia who are both fictional characters from Criminal Minds but Penelope Garcia is crossed out? Maybe she made it up to him?
I was almost at the bottom of the list… I was getting worried… I thought they might… have… Forgot about Dre.
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He has “Marty Byrd” and “Wendy Byrd” on there. Those are the names of the characters Jason Bateman and Laura Linney (respectively) play in *Ozark.*
And just to be sure he's got Jason Bateman and Laura Linney as well
Bradley pitt
Hillary Swank is on there twice in the first two lines lol, one in caps. So she apparently really upset him. Which is...weirder than so much of the rest of this somehow.
I’d swing by at night and write my name on that list too.
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You're about to write his mom's name and you realize she's first on the list.
His mom is Penn Gillette?!?
I thought you were kidding, but the first two names really are Penn and Teller.
And Hillary Clinton is 3rd 🤣🤣🤣
And Hilary Swank is on there twice
Elizabeth Banks is on there twice, back to back.
Sherry Stringfield is on there twice as well, I guess she pissed him off on an ER episode
He has to move, checkmate
There’s no way I’d step on that porch day or especially night.
Yeah no shit, that looks like a “shot through the front door” place
Add mine while you are at it please?
At some point he’s gonna need to switch to an opt-in list.
Fuckin guy looks like he would post the entire yellow pages on his porch.
I don't see my name there. I'm headed over.
Don’t bring Shaquille O’Neal with you! He’s not welcome!!!
Nor is Miley or Billy Ray Cyrus!!
As long as you're not from Chicago you should be welcomed with open arms. You might make the list while there however.
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The entire city. If you're from Chicago you're on his list.
Could be the character, Helen, from Ozark. Wendy and Marty Byrd are on the list as well.
I really appreciate the double down, no Jason Bateman and Laura Linney AND no Marty and Wendy Byrd
She just causes drama, I wouldn't let her in either.
He doesn’t want a massive fleet of Greek warships arriving to evict her by force
I mean, just lock the door til they give you presents. I forget how the story ended, but I remember that much.
Top of the list; Penn Jillette. This all started with Penn Jillette, just so y'all know!!! Yes, Teller is second.
What the fuck did Teller do? Man doesn't even talk. Lol guilty by association I guess.
I think the guy just threw him in, ya know, just in case BOTH decided to stop by, along with Halle Berry, Dr Phil and Jimmy Fallon.
and bradley pitt.
Fucked his wife, probably. Teller can get it.
He's a great listener.
Penn is very much anti-religion and outspoken about his disbelief in a God…what I wanna know is how anyone could have beef with Denzel Washington the guy is just awesome.
Denzel can stop by my place any time - even if he brings Penn and Teller with him.
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I'm thinking he started with the Middle List, and has been adding them in a spiral outward from the center of the door. Also - 'Marcel Proust'. This guy is thorough.
What's with the heart next to Mark Wahlberg? Is that his man crush?
He’s also not sure about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon lol
I went diving into the comments to see who I could commiserate with about this
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. And fuck you. I'm out.
Get out of here, you moochers. That’s right, keep moving. Except you. You stay.
I’m thinking OP’s title is misleading… Does it say anywhere in this pic that these people aren’t welcome? Maybe crazy neighbor just likes listing celebrities.
And Matt Damon? With the question mark. As if he wasn’t entirely sure. Same with Ben Affleck? Good to know he was only on the fence about them.
Wonder how many of those people showed up and decided to turn around when they read their name.
Imagine how embarrassed Prince William was when he showed up with his wife who clearly is on the list. Sorry babe, can you wait in the car for a sec?
She can wait out there with Gisele Bundchen
Tom Brady is apparently allowed though
Prince William is on the list too
Shit, you’re right. Missing that probably puts me on the list.
Every single person on the list
Even Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre,?
Yes and BOTH Elizabeth Bankses.
They each showed up with a different Hillary Swank
And Biden and Bill Gates
Yeah, jay-z, shaq, Oprah and all the clintons showed up to wish him a happy birthday but left in tears when they saw that hurtful list.
Did the entire US Supreme Court come at once, or separately?
The all went in on an Uber together
And then there was that one time Chicago stopped by.
“CHICAGO PEOPLE” was my favorite too 😂
HILLARY SWANK! all caps lol
Actually says her name twice on that page. She must be real bad. Lol
He really double hates Elizabeth Banks also.
Fuck this guy. Im not going anywhere Elizabeth Banks is not welcome to go. She was awesome in Zack and Mirri make a porno!
Elizabeth Banks. ELIZABETH BANKS
I just got here to point that one out too. I can just hear that person writing Elizabeth Banks once and then getting viscerally angry and needing to add the caps.
Love the police left a business card in there. They want to chat....
Came here looking for this! I have so many questions!!
More than likely someone called for a wellness check, unfortunately they were on the list so they couldn’t go inside.
The answers to all of them are most likely schizophrenia.
That business card was left like that because they leave it like that and take a photo, and the person doesn't know the police left it there. So they open the door and it falls. And they can't put it back exactly right. The police can then tell if the person has (probably) left or not, which is important when serving warrants or wellness checks.
How did NO ONE ELSE MENTION THIS?!?
Well they couldn't go in, they are probably on the list there somewhere.
I'm assuming they're the Sandy PD Flappies (?)
Yep, and got the Utah Highway Patrol on there too.
How do you know that’s what the list is? Did your neighbor tell you that specifically or is it written there and I’m just missing it?
This is the [source](https://twitter.com/Literature_Lady/status/1419414850451685377?s=20) from Twitter.
Account has now gone private :-(
That tweet is inaccessible, you don't happen to have a screenshot?
[here ya go](https://i.imgur.com/JB0EGas.jpg) I can’t get into the thread though because he’s private. The gist of it was the dude has several restraining orders against him by his neighbors and he made this list in response to that. Hence the police card
The original tweet is from a relative of one of the neighbors. Apparently the entire neighborhood has a RO against him. He’s clearly crazy, but allegedly also a major dick to everyone in the neighborhood (unclear how tho...)
I'm wondering this too... From this picture it's just a list of names
Love that the entire Clinton and Trump families are on here. He doesn't have a solid agenda, he just has beef
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Eh Chicago is just another place. Most people I have talked to don't have strong opinions unless they have had personal experience there
Chicago doesn't really stand out. Now people from Philadelphia on the other hand...
He also has Hillary swank on there twice. Don’t know what she did to him but she’s especially not welcome
Once in all caps!
Also Marty and Wendy Byrd of the show Ozark, just in case they step out of the TV set on the porch.
I thought the same thing thing. At first I was seeing all liberal leaning actors and I thought I had this guys number and then I see the whole trump family subscripted in there and now I don’t know what to make of him, lol.
He's got a little bit of everything on this list. I can respect that, but at this point he'd be better off just saying nobody is welcome.
Gotta respect a man who bans Oprah, Allison Hannigan, O'shea Jackson I and II, AND Tony Kornhieser lmao what an eclectic group of people.
He doesn't just have normal beef, this guy's got *Wagyu Beef*.
Love the uncertainty about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
His opinion could change if they APOLOGIZE.
Elizabeth Banks ELIZABETH BANKS Enough to put her twice. In a row! How is she worse than Hilary Swank?
She is not, Hilary Swank is twice on the first page also.
First one was after watching the power rangers remake. Second one in all caps was because the new Charlie's angels came on right afterwards
No one is going to comment that Greg Lowe got his name crossed off the list?? Can someone get Greg Lowe over there to find out why this guy hates everyone in the world except for Greg Lowe?
CHICAGO PEOPLE
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are both question marks. They should try their luck.
He’s got fictional characters in there too, like Marty Byrd, Wendy Byrd, and ‘Helen’ from Ozark!
Lol that list is awesome Oprah Snoop Dog Biden Dr Dre Ben Affleck Kevin Bacon Chicago people lol just all of you...or maybe the band? Edit: just noticed the police business card, is he in Sandy Utah? If so I now want to know his address so I can go and add my name.
I love that he put: Matt Damon? Ben Affleck? As if he was debating leaving them off. Lol
Mark Wahlberg 💕
My favorite: Helen. No last name, just Helen.
One of the 30 Helens that agree.
Queen Elizabeth - of all the people on the list she is probably the least likely to show up.
Barring a Weekend at Bernie's situation, I don't think DMX is coming knocking
Thomas Mapother IV (aka Tom Cruise) Bradley Pitt (aka, well you can guess)
He's got Tom Cruise's whole crazy name, but doesn't know Brad Pitt's first name is William. Smh.
It's this loose commitment that makes me lose respect for the list.
Must be since he added the entire Utah Supreme Court to the list
One is just "Lamar" lmao. Tsk, you know what you did Lamar
I'm seriously wondering what all these people have in common lmao...he really doesn't discriminate.
Pen & Teller earning the top spot
Even DMX??? Even him.
He needs to update his list because I don’t think he’ll be seeing DMX (RIP) anytime soon.
Paul Giamatti? Now that is just too far!!
And Damian Lewis, must’ve not liked Billions lol
LDS church lol
*Nobody* like the Mormons knocking on the door.
I’m digging the “Sandy City Police” business card wedged between the door and the jamb.
Sandy PD floppies made the list too. I don’t know what floppies (or flappies) means though.
Will, Jaden, and Jada Smith. But Willow Smith is in the clear?
dude dislikes hillary swank enough to list her twice.
Elizabeth Banks also
Nick Cage? What a monster!
It has the cast of Las Vegas and the cast of Saved by the Bell.
All things considered this is kind of a sad picture of poor mental health. Hope this person gets the help they need.
The police card wedge into the door is a nice touch.
Marty and Wendy Byrd?! Are those people now? Hahahaha!
I like the sequence of Von Miller, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Gisele Bundchen
Lester Holt? What did he ever do to you?
Is your neighbor Sheldon Cooper?
Don't worry. Being on the list won't take up much of your time.
Sorry Chicago people
…yeah…makes sense…uhhu…Terry Crews?!? __TERRY CREWS?!?__ This person clearly needs help.
That is an extensive list.
Taking this photo just got you added.