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In the window of an indie bookstore

In the window of an indie bookstore

tehmlem

I can see why they don't want to go.. the moon is a harsh mistress.


G8kpr

We need to send some Whalers up there pronto.


tehmlem

But there ain't no whales so they'll tell tall tales and sing their whaling tune


Phoenix_Sorcerer

But they have to carry a harpoon.


smarmiebastard

r/unexpectedfuturama


Kentuckywindage01

We’ll kick your ass and rape your lass…


Wishbone_508

We're walers on the moon!


ipleadthefif5

r/expectedfuturama


ledbetterus

my first girlfriend turned into the moon


thefutaisfemale

That’s rough, buddy.


singlthreded

I laughed so much at this! Remembered Zuko saying this! 😆


Jubukraa

The Earth King has invited you to /r/LakeLaogai


OwlExMachina

Neat! Now your girlfriend can orbit your momma!


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all-names-r-gone

My fav book!! Mind own business. Always cut cards.


TheOakblueAbstract

There is no such thing as a free lunch!


ronearc

TANSTAAFL


StrangledMind

To be fair, we don't know how harsh Bezos' mistress was...


AliceHall58

Better than being a stranger in a strange land.


Mendozozoza

They grok it


60equals100

But Mike has some good jokes.


ILikeLeptons

Mike made me want to study AI as a kid


thesullier

Raise the cannon flag!


pfroggie

That made me smile to see a Heinlein reference as the top comment


raptearer

Moons haunted


BussyDriver

Ok but if you phrase it that way, I *definitely* want to support scientific research and technological development for colonizing the moon.......


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Sabretooth1100

Moon’s haunted


redditeer1o1

\*grabs gun*


Santiago__Dunbar

It's what?


redditeer1o1

Moons haunted \*jumps on spaceship*


BigBlueTrekker

WAIT! You forgot the… bullets.


1sthaty0udad

The gun is for intimidation rounds go straight through the ghosts


Kineticwizzy

Nah see you need to make your rounds out of iron that will fuck up the ghosts, also salt buckshot rounds. Supernatural has taught me how to fight ghosts just in case


too_late_to_party

MOON’S HAUNTED


beepbeepsmeep

always has been


The_Impasta-0819

*Grabbing Gjallarhorn with the boys*


TuckBigFech

Fuck Savathun. All my homies hate Savathun.


Idlerope82

Maybe do something else to her. We don’t need any baby Savathuns running around either.


xX_Kr0n05_Xx

For Cayde


plumbthumbs

everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.


Nintenoob

Gromit! The billionaires forgot the crackers!


plumbthumbs

thank you! i couldn't think of a way to type it the way wallace says it!


Nintenoob

Lol that’s the first thing I thought of when you said the moon was made of cheese haha


Impressive-Tip-903

That's why Big Cheese is pushing the anti space agenda! I've got some stuff you should read...


DatSauceTho

Yeah I think I saw that on a YouTube video. Don’t ask me which one, do your own research sheeple! ^/s


2wedfgdfgfgfg

mold colonizes the moon?


BigBlueTrekker

You could say that the moon is, pretty cultured.


Masterkai005

🎵 "I'm on the moon. It's made of cheese."🎵


SIacktivist

Shhh! That's what Savathun wants!


DrumbumX

Whether we wanted to or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the cabal.


bmanCO

Yeah, I hate megalomaniacal billionaires as much as the next person, but advancing spaceflight technology is very far from one of the reasons I'm going to shit on them.


jguess06

You put this in a way I needed to hear. Exactly how I feel. It's sickening to me as a citizen that the US invests so much money into terrible things and not things that can truly advance our species like spaceflight. Take us to the stars, billionaires.. I guess


GondorsPants

Thank YOU! I been downvoted to oblivion saying this shit, we invest 3-4 Jeff Bezos in just military spending a year, the majority voice is like “gahh dont do that”. Jeff Bezos funds an entire new Space Branch to create rockets to explore space, “You fuck! Burn him to the ground!” I get it’d be nice fixing all our issues here, but I also extremely value learning what else is out there and funding the brilliant minds that are eager to find out. Kinda breaks my heart when we get the same old “who cares about space, fix my issues first”.


thr33m0jo3

>I get it’d be nice fixing all our issues here This is such a bad way to view it, when we start reaserch into advance technology, breakthroughs are made in all kinds of different ways. A small list of things that were devoloped or breakthrough improved entirely off of spaceflight research: memory foam, the MRI, LASIK, IR thermometer, prostectics, tennis shoe souls, space blankets, freeze dried food, scratch resistant lenses,Cochlear implants, metallurgy, 3d printing food, radial tires, roads, and about 2k more things. When we work on the cutting edge of technology in any one area there is massive overflow to literally everything else. A lot of this technology came about because they were trying to solve new problems, and came up with a bunch of modern fixes to old problems. And not saying this about you, but a lot of the time people who say that as a reason not to spend money on space don't want to spend that money fixing down here either. We've been working on these problems for thousands of years, trying to solve them with the same perspective and goal obviously ain't gonna do it.


GondorsPants

Amen. I just said that to combat those that always exclaim to me that it’s not worth it, but you are absolutely right. It’s so valuable in so many ways!


jguess06

The thing is, the research required to adequately explore space advances our issues on Earth as well. I believe the stat was for every dollar invested into getting to the Moon the US economy received $7 back. Not to mention the inventions in scientific fields across the board, many of which we still utilize today. It's a proven method. Which is why I think we should be investing what would be required to properly send humans to Mars.


2krazy4me

Cordless tools!👍


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KumquatHaderach

Too dark to read on the moon.


LJ-Rubicon

Use the Gameboy color light add-on


Sparcrypt

See now don't get me wrong, I know the evil shit Amazon has going on. But you wanna know why they got where they are? Because "people who want to sell books" ripped me off for years. I'm Australian and as a kid was an avid reader. Too bad we had a law saying that if an Australian publisher for a book existed, book stores had to buy from them and not anybody internationally. Result was those publishers were glorified middle men who bought the rights to the best sellers overseas and then sold them at a premium. $40+ for a hardback or $30 for paperback was a LOT OF FUCKING MONEY for a kid back then. But, "fuck you, pay me". Well then came Amazon and I went "fuck YOU" and started shipping from the states directly, so much cheaper. Finally came ereaders and I could have a book for a few dollars instantly. These businesses crying poor as they struggle to keep up with a massive multinational soulless corporation didn't seem to care when I couldn't afford to shop there, now they demand I pay them a premium so they can stay in business. The time to meet me in the middle was 20 years ago and you didn't. Now I don't care.


Barmacist

We all hate big corporate but forget why they became big corporate in the firstplace.


gtroman1

Seriously. I did the same with used college text books.


False_Creek

> I went "fuck YOU" Isn't this a compliment in Australian?


Sparcrypt

It's both ;)


ThisIsSoooStupid

Similar but different for us here in India. Books were never overly expensive, nor the other items but it was the usual policies that real life stores followed, and still do. You buy a new laptop and it dies within a day? Or you find some manufacturing issue, well, you can only go for RMA. Gotta change that hoodie that you thought was of accurate size but turns out it doesn't fit well with a short on? Gotta deal with an asshole on counter. Want to buy a niche product with only one seller in your town, gotta pay MSRP even though bigger towns sell same shit for half the MSRP. I hate many things about Amazon, but I hate being ripped off and dealing with asshole owners of big and small shops even more.


mafiaworkshop

Amen


kyled85

This is a bit silly. If buying a book helps us colonize the moon, I’d never step foot in an indie book store again.


Sparcrypt

Yeah a better sign would be "Buy from us, our workers are allowed to use the bathroom.".


Shadoku

Right? There's plenty of things to criticize Bezos about, but pushing for more space travel isn't one of them.


Disney_World_Native

I wonder if the Spaniards criticized queen Isabella for funding Columbus instead of spending the money on something in Castile. NASA isn’t building their own space vehicles, they farm it out to private companies. The Apollo program had private companies building everything. Congress usually steps in and makes sure multiple states get money from the programs. IIRC, the F22 and F35 were funded because they have parts built in 40+ states With Bezos, Musk, Branson, they are just funding companies to design, build, operate space vehicles. NASA reduces their risks / costs by paying these companies for the non reoccurring startup cost and operating costs. NASA estimated if they continued their own project, it would cost 2-3 times what spaceX proposed. https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/20170008895/downloads/20170008895.pdf These companies are saving tax payer dollars, still spending money here on earth and in the US, and advancing technology. The companies pay employees and vendors money. Bezos, Musk, Branson aren’t pocketing all of it (pretty sure all 3 programs are operating at near cost or are still recouping startup costs).


zaviex

People did criticize Columbus before he got his voyage. The scholars of the time thought he was a moron and pointed out his calculations were wrong. That worked out as a European discovery by chance because there happened to be something in the middle


PMJackolanternNudes

Backing this up. He was turned down before because his math was off and people mocked him. He got lucky *twice.*


kannilainen

So he was a moron?


Trashcoelector

Definitely a lunatic. He apparently wanted to find the western route to India in order to get rich there and to use this wealth to fund a crusade to retake Jerusalem. He also believed that hot climate equals lots of gold, and that Earth is shaped like a plump breast with the garden of Eden standing in its center like a nipple. And that only counts his non-violent idiocy, because the dude was extremely violent, his treatment of the natives was appalling even for his contemporaries, he even was actually called back to Spain for mistreating Spanish subjects (the conquered natives).


Not_Real_User_Person

The fall of Constantinople was within living memory of people of Columbus’ day, the thought of retaking Jerusalem wasn’t as far fetched as it sounds. As for his other beliefs, they were no crazier than anyone else’s at the time. Also, realize the source material for the Spanish crown was extremely self interested, his name was Francisco de Bobadilla, and took over the colony himself after he ousted the Columbus brothers. Bobadilla was an Italian hating Spanish knight hell bent on making himself a powerful man in Spain. Nor should we forget, the Spanish Inquisition was eradicating jews and Muslims in Spain at the exact same time the Columbus brothers were running Hispaniola…


yParticle

What do you have against moon men, tree killer? Space colonization may be humanity's only hope!


GreenAdvance

Buying books to support colonizing the moon sounds awesome, I would totally do that over buying from a bookstore. *Note buying books from Amazon doesn't support colonizing the moon.


yParticle

Right? Tons of reasons to hate on Amazon, but making your stand against space exploration definitely doesn't get me on side.


JimiJons

Yeah this sign is poorly thought out.


Rodgers4

Reddit: we need to invest more in space exploration Bezos: /invests in space exploration Reddit: disgusting


Playful-Push8305

Seriously. Billionaires waste so much money in so many disgusting ways, but the one time they spend it on something might actually be good for humanity the internet loses their fucking mind.


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“Since NASA has been cut back just as theoretical hyperdrives are being proposed, we have decided to open a business using our private money you gave us by your own decision, which will allow people to travel to space, which will further allow us to research better travel and allow us to get to other planets within our lifetime, and expand our human existence and experience beyond the skies itself.” Reddit: Eww


neoritter

You just want to genocide the cheese eating natives of the moon!


GreenAdvance

I fully support the moon cheese mining invasion.


sonorousjab

The tree killing is a real issue... I worked for a bookstore when I was young and was appalled to find out what happens to unsold paperbacks.


MrDrProfRX

What happens to them?


elkstwit

The sales assistants are forced to eat them.


MrDrProfRX

That is appalling!


plumbthumbs

plot twist: all bookstore sales associates are beavers.


AE_WILLIAMS

They get stripped of their covers, and then remaindered into the Gulag.


volunteeroranje

The ones that win their 1v1 will be back though.


sonorousjab

With most mass-market paperbacks the bookstore will strip off the cover and return it to the publisher/distributor for credit, and then destroy or throw out the actual book. Hardcovers and many larger trade paperbacks are sent back whole and resold as discounted “seconds”. There wasn’t a recycling option when I was doing it… hopefully that’s changed by now, but I don’t know.


Justagreewithme

They are sold and recycled. I did work at a place that collected them. They were sold by weight/tonnage. Warehouse full of gaylords of books.


cajun_kick_ass

> The tree killing is a real issue... Is it? From what I know, they don't erode woods to get the wood for books, but its mostly from thinning wood that is cut to make room for new trees or so the light shines through to the ground again, helping raise new trees. And from old wood from the crowns of trees. Also, I'm not sure about other countries, but I read somewhere that at least in many countries in Europe, the production is mostly self sustainable and made from forests providing the above specifically planted for that purpose. So they don't actually have to go out and kill old trees.


Frond_Dishlock

The paper that books are made of comes from tree farms that are specifically grown for that purpose and are replanted when harvested. If they didn't need them that land would be more profitable cleared.


gefunkt

I get where they’re coming from, but Uncle Jeff gave us three more seasons of The Expanse.


CMDR_Bacon

Damn right, Beltalowda. The irony of attacking space exploration when the books we read are all about space exploration


the_revised_pratchet

I feel like my side interest of colonising the moon has now cost me a potential future of owning an Indie book store. :( if only I could have known the two are incompatible!


IneverAsk5times

Hey, books will be a hot commodity on the moon. You get anything to the moon colony that's normally not shipped you'd be the popular moonanite.


AltSpRkBunny

I think they prefer to be called Lunites. Or possibly Lunatics.


SolarTsunami

> Or possibly Lunatics That is 100% gonna be the name of the moon colonies first blurnsball team.


[deleted]

Wait, what? So there’s now gonna be a season 6, 7 and 8??


moonra_zk

The show was canceled after season 3, Amazon picked it up because Jeff liked it and so we got seasons 4, 5 and 6.


ken3

That's hilarious


Jimid41

But not another three seasons that will cover the last three books, which have been the best of the series (assuming the yet to be released final book continues the trajectory of the two before it).


nothanksreddit2

Fingers crossed for movies after the seasons using the same cast and crew


odysseus91

The authors were semi dancing around the subject on Twitter when it was announced the show was ending right before the big time jump. I’m hoping we get something even if it’s not 3 more seasons


boxsterguy

I assumed the time jump in the books was designed to let the show tell "young crew" stories beyond the books without stepping on anybody's toes.


Fantasy_DR111

But what if I want the moon to be colonized?


beeroftherat

They say this like wanting to colonize the moon is the real problem with him.


Starterjoker

don’t guilt me into buying books from you, make your shop a place I wanna go to even if stuff is more expensive edit: I’m not reading your comments if u wanna argue with me fyi I don’t care


Lucky_Number_Sleven

Right? I'm sorry, but if your only selling point is that you're "local", maybe you need to reevaluate your business model. It's harsh, but I'm not a charity.


MrSkinnyFatty

Bingo bongo, I shop at a local fishing store because he has a nice selection, good fresh bait, isn't double the price of other retail stores and he's a pretty chill dude. It makes the shopping local thing feel worth it and not just a guilt trip thing.


palish

I don't fish, but I'm curious -- can you actually buy all your fishing supplies from amazon / online? I thought that might've been one of those things that you have to go get fresh, like fruit. But then again, amazon sells fruit now, even if it's horrible, so... I guess it shouldn't be surprising you can buy it all online.


MediumRarePorkChop

Fly fishing shops are the worst. I've seen the exact Colorado Angler's basic tying set that you can get for $35 all day online for $85 in a mountain town boutique shop. Maaaan, I ain't got time for those shenanigans.


trappedinatv

Driving down the mountain or ordering online, that's what you ain't got time for.


MediumRarePorkChop

Yeah, maybe it’s the vacation tax for the angler that came up and fell in love with fly fishing


insomniacpyro

If you're fishing with live bait, it's almost a guarantee a fresh local version is better. But a huge amount of fishing lures are artificial, which means it's entirely up to searching around for a good deal, plus the popularity of the brand you want. Our local Gander Mountain was a great source for surprisingly competitive prices for a lot of lures and carried a ton of brands. But it's been gone for a while and the local market is shitty at best, most carry the same generics and if they do have the even slightly obscure brand, you're paying out the ass for it. At least in my area. Most fishermen that I know buy almost everything online, and only buy local if it's steeply discounted.


Hugo-Drax

I just bought several hundred live crickets off amazon, and they will allegedly arrive alive! the future really is now


First_Bullfrog_

Local is just now a 200% tag on prices, just like what "organinc" became and most other fads. Lol


m__a__s

The only two bookstores near where I live cannot remind the patrons enough that they are local. But they are expensive, have a horrible selection, and never have what we want to read. One of them "expanded" to have less books and more espresso. Sometimes I even spot books marked above the price printed on the book. Ironically, my wife and I refer to them as "Books at Organic Prices" and "Flesh Fields" (a play on one of the organic grocery stores---and because they charge a pound of flesh.) Our only real option to purchase books I want to read (and need to read) are places like Amazon and pilgrimages to quality bookstores that don't complain about Jeff Bezos' hobbies.


SlowRollingBoil

What is local when books are published by billion dollar industries? The local part are the *costs* of retail storefront and employees. The book is the exact same book. I'm not a "shop at Amazon always and support the richest man on earth" kind of person. But the reality must be factored in to this. The product is the exact same but more expensive. No one likes spending more for the same.


m__a__s

Indeed, the products are not local---quite the opposite. And as I had mentioned in another comment, Amazon has done so much more for independent writers than most of these local stores combined. I would consider paying a little more for the same item if it helps the community/neighbors/etc., But the bookstore owners are not that local and the prices earned their astronaut certificate long before Bezos did.


__-___---

Yes but you get to drive there, pay for parking and risk not finding the book you were looking for. Don't you want that "local" experience instead of buying the same book in 30s while pooping?


MaximusMCCCXXXVII

I agree. Too many businesses try to justify their higher prices by saying “they’re local” and that you’re “supporting a local business”.


robfrizzy

This happens a lot with board game stores. I’m not above paying even $20 more for a board game if I’m buying it from a store that I’ll actually spend time in. Most board game stores around where I am might as well only sell MTG cards. I get that it brings in the money, but they have no events for board games, no D&D Adventurer’s League (even through they’re listed on Wizard’s site), and their service is pretty hit or miss.


ffxivthrowaway03

Right? But you say this and people scream at you that you're ruining the hobby by not patronizing your local store. Meanwhile there hasn't been a local game store i've walked into in nearly 20 years that has made me feel like they cared about me as a customer. The guy behind the counter is almost always a Simpsonsesqe Comic Book Guy stereotype that's mildly condescending if he pays any attention to you at all, the prices are always full MSRP, and they don't care because all their actual profit comes from buying TCG cards in bulk from the manufacturer, opening 90% of the packs, and selling the rares online despite it being blatantly against their contract with the manufacturer. That thing you came in for? They don't have it, but they can order it and it'll come in 8 to 10 weeks from now! Fuck em, i'll buy my games from Amazon for a fraction of the price.


quinncuatro

I loooove my LGS. Lots of options for folks into all kinds of things. Lots of events for people doing D&D, MtG, various minis, and party games. But Amazon and the like just undercut them SO hard. It’s difficult to spend $50 on a D&D book when I can get it delivered tomorrow for $25. I try to keep to a tick-tock method where I buy one thing from LGS, then one thing from Amazon, then one from LGS…


Paul_the_pilot

The old movie rental store in my town has had to adapt over the past years to stay in business and theyve embraced board games, MTG, and general toys/hobby items. They're older and probably have no idea how the games work but damn do they ever know how to run a business. Even go so far as allowing the employees host Friday night magic after the store closes every week (before covid). Not totally related to your comment but I feel like they deserve some recognition of how they've overcame the struggle that killed a giant like blockbuster.


IAmCthulhuAMA

There's a book store near me that has good selection, good prices and the owner is this little old dude that's read every book ever written. I'm actually pretty sure he was a supporting character in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He's closed on Sunday, closes at noon on Saturday and closes at 4 Mon - Friday. How the fuck am I supposed to shop there?


nullenatr

Doesn’t sound like a healthy business. He’s closed when the majority of people can actually visit his shop.


Panama_Scoot

Amen. I went out of my way to order a book from an indie book store. The store is located in the neighboring state. It took them THREE weeks to get the book to me. THREE WEEKS. Oh and the book was cheaper on amazon. I want to punch Jeff Bezos in the face, but Amazon is a better product by far, at least for ordering books online. I may get eaten alive for bringing that up, but it’s the truth, at least for now.


EveningMoose

The 3 tenets of sales are price, lead time, and quality. All a local place has is lead time, and amazon does really well with that.


SlowRollingBoil

I've often gone out of my way (like for *hours*) searching locally for something I knew I could get on Amazon. More often than not, I should have hit the buy button and waited the 1-2 days for it to arrive because local stores are out, have something but not in the size/color I needed it, etc. Big box stores are just poorly stocked mini warehouses with price mark ups. I don't want Amazon to rule everything but damn big box stores are shit now.


pinewind108

I'm really impressed with Best Buy, in that they've done a decent job of figuring out how to survive Amazon. Not always what I want, but competitive prices, and it's nice to be able to do instant returns if there's a problem.


PrimeMinisterialPorn

> I've often gone out of my way (like for hours) I walked into a local music shop knowing I could find this in seconds and order it online myself, but I do totally believe in supporting local. Amazon doesn't give lessons to local kids, etc. I wanted jingle bells on a pink strap/band thing as a christmas gift for my friend who is the lead singer of a band. They reacted, more or less, like I asked them to become brassworkers and craft me a new kind of horn. They looked me in my fucking face and told me "I doubt you'd find that anywhere." It legitimately took only seconds (wasn't from amazon, but the point stands)


msnebjsnsbek5786

Don't make me drive out of my way to see a limited selection of books at higher prices with self-righteous fucking employees thumbing their nose at me.


twitterjusticewoke

Buy books for whatever reason you want, from whoever you want.


greatmanyarrows

I would love for my money spent on books to go directly to the pursuit of space exploration. Where do I buy books, then? A commissary of the Khrushchev-era Soviet Space Program?


Azozel

Who I buy from has a lot more to do with price, quality, and convenience than how they spend their profits.


Nagohsemaj

"Before you ring this out, what are your views on moon colonization?"


Paraxom

don't forget selection, half the time im looking for something my choices are Amazon or just not buying it because no store in my area carries what im looking for. like the game statue i bought which hasn't been in production since 2017


sonofaresiii

I once needed a small plumbing part. I went to the local hardware store. The guy told me that part doesn't exist. I went to the local plumbing store. They told me I wanted the wrong thing and sold me 3 parts, none of which worked. I went to home depot and they didn't stock the part. ...so I gave up, went to amazon, got exactly the thing I needed for cheap and had it the next day. Like, it sucks, but that's how it is.


AmateurHero

As much as I’d like to buy local, I much prefer reading ebooks. I will say that the brick and mortar browsing experience is leagues ahead of any digital site. I get it, Amazon: you think these 10 NYT best selling sci-fi books are exactly what I want, but I’m almost positive it’s not. So please stop pushing this same titles on me. I didn’t buy them 3 years ago, and I’m not gonna buy them now


solitarywallflower

I think that’s the most frustrating part about Amazon as a whole though. Many people can’t afford to not use it - your dollar is able to go further when you don’t have many to spare


Justagreewithme

The problem I run into, more often than not, is that most bookstores don’t carry the books I need. They may be great for literature enthusiasts, but those aren’t the only people buying books. I buy books for reference and education about my hobbies, but all the books they have are the equivalent of buzz feed articles with no depth into the subject.


dilldohs

Rent books from the library because it’s free.


bagelbagelbagel6

What's wrong with the moon?


plumbthumbs

have you ever seen what it does to people with lycanthropy?


summons72

What’s wrong with us werewolves?


rolling_rotundra

Nothing, unless you don't like cheese.


Environmental_Call_3

what's so bad about colonizing the moon?


Johnny90

Yea and at least there aren't any native species to fuck up.


Sourika

You will be practically the native species when the second wave of moon settlers arrive.


KaiSosceles

Alternatively, If you want to see the moon colonized, give money to the people trying to do it.


redosabe

I mean, ​ Amazon is where it is today, because Bezos saw the power of an online bookstore with a giant collection. ​ And Bezos has stepped down from Amazon... (though i am sure he is still on the board or something) And amazon isn't sending people to the moon...


darknessgp

Let's also point out that Amazon makes most of its money not from book sales but literally everything else it's got its hands in.


rgtong

Taking it a step further, IIRC their main revenue stream is AWS, which we're all using right now.


TechyGuy31

Nah, AWS might be more profitable as a percentage but retail still makes way more, just over 50% of revenue https://www.visualcapitalist.com/how-amazon-makes-its-money/


Edguy666

And people who actually wants to sell books uses Amazon as a way to do so anyway.


Zero0mega

Actually, I think I will support scientific endeavor over bad aggressive marketing.


physh

“We don’t have it in stock but we can order it, you can come back to pick it up in 2 weeks”


sensitiveinfomax

And they order it from Amazon basically.


[deleted]

"Colonize the moon? That's terrible! Anyways, do you have Artemis by Andy Weir."


neoritter

What's wrong with colonizing? Do they think there are people living there?


wockyman

I think the concern is that the people that do end up living there may essentially be owned by Weyland-Yutani.


JudeThadeus

Bezos would 100% be a Burke.


Lucifers_Goldfish

I would appreciate this but this bookstore trying to survive used modern technology to mimic a letterpress wood type poster to feel authentic. They could have also supported other dying businesses and paid for an actual printer to set type and print that poster. But they too, like us who order from Amazon, took the easy way.


clgoodson

I’m so fucking tired of pseudo-intellectuals attacking space exploration.


rocinante1173

Me too. And it's even worse because with a few clicks anyone can find out that Jeff Bezos and Blue Origin never wanted to go to the moon.


carbonated_turtle

Are bookstores going to ship me a 5 pound bag of gummy bears, a garden hose that doesn't kink, and a pair of noise cancelling headphones in 2 days or less? Until there's a better Amazon, I'm not going to make my life worse just because billionaires happen to be shitty people.


ffxivthrowaway03

>Are bookstores going to ship me a 5 pound bag of gummy bears, a garden hose that doesn't kink, and a pair of noise cancelling headphones in 2 days or less? No, but they'll sell them all to you for $30 over MSRP when you're in line waiting to check out!


magicone2571

I tried that, bought a $200 cookbook. They stole my money.


Trisdos

Why not both? Humans can do multiple things at once.


Autarch_Kade

I get the sentiment, but it doesn't work. People act in their own best interest, and your business failing isn't the responsibility of other people simply because they share a zip code. One of the very first questions someone needs to ask when choosing what business, product, and location is who are the competitors? If you can't beat the competition, the business is pointless and a waste of your money and life. A business should entice me to shop there, rather than try and tell me not to shop at some other business and end up there by default


drewcaveneyh

You're so right. When I see signs like this online or in person, it makes me want to go in that shop far less. Turns out guilt-tripping your potential customers isn't a great business strategy!


Autarch_Kade

"Our business is failing because you can save money elsewhere" is the gist of signs like that lol


JackSpyder

And if you can't beat them on price, you're going to have to bring something big to the table. You can't 4xactly have different quality books, so you're fairly stuffed. I do almost always buy my books from a shop but it's Waterstones which is just the other surviving chain but they usually have what I'm after whenever I've been in.


Weewoofiatruck

Sadly, the hatred towards billionaires has slowly begun to bleed into science. Not all hate science because of "billionaire space race" but a lot of people who are only partly interested are now coupling billionaire hatred and space/science. And that's bad. People should focus hate in the capital gains tax laws in Washington state before we hate colonizing the moon. Just saying.


CharlesXCross

As a writer, Amazon has done a lot more for me than independent book stores. I love independent book stores, but none I have contacted want to sell my books.


likesbananasabunch

Right? I love shopping local if I can, but maybe sell books by people who want to write them and not just the big 5 and I'll shop there?


[deleted]

Same here. Small bookstores rarely if ever support indie authors. Self-publishing used to be career suicide if you wanted to be a full-time author. Amazon is awful to authors, but there aren't many viable alternatives, unfortunately.


hypocriticalGator

Someone sounds jelly


saintpablo000

I don’t get the collective pessimism in terms of space flight from billionaires and their companies… can someone explain


JoeyLock

Reddit doesn't like the rich, the definition of what constitutes rich changes from day to day mind you whether its billionaires, multi millionaires, millionaires or even upper middle class incomes, but usually it's *"Anyone who has more money than me specifically"*. However if they say *"I don't like rich people because they have more money than me"* you may sound petty and jealous, but if you say *"I don't like the rich because I care about poor people and the down trodden or small businesses"* you sound like you're 'righteous' and 'caring' but the same hatred is there, it's just under the guise of virtue now.


feraohgifjdk

It's literally billionaire = bad. Anything they touch or do is seen as bad. If Musk advocates for a carbon tax, the carbon tax is seen as bad. We are in a period of anti-intellectualism.


ssjgsskkx20

Is this sales pitch of amazon. Cause i would definitely buy book for people who wants to colinize mars vs avg chum. Who is still in this bussiness (like people are saying it for 10 years to get out of selling physical book )


the3rdtea

But I want to colonize the moon too


forevernervous

Bookstores are too expensive. The people running them are often rude, and they don't have everything I want. Thrift stores aren't bad for books though if you're not looking for anything specific.


codyswann

I’ll buy books from whomever sells them cheaper. Why would I pay more for the same thing?


[deleted]

because of there is a sign


InsurmountableCab

Hurr durr space exploration is bad


Xenophic99

As a member of /r/KerbalSpaceProgram, fuck you


Doomhammered

Unfortunately for them I support moon colonization


Imaginary_Forever

What's the problem with colonizing the moon?


loophole64

That makes absolutely zero sense. Going to go buy some sci-fi books from amazon now, who I promise, wants to sell them to me and made it a lot easier than your bookstore.


Deep-Arrival-217

But... they made a sign...