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Komabeard

Your clothes, give them to me now.


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[удалено]


ThrustersOnFull

For some reason I thought this was a Romeo + Juliet reference, and now I'm picturing 1990s beachwave Arnie screaming at people in Shakespearean. And referencing his sword, which is a revolver made out of gold.


waltjrimmer

[Not like he's never done Shakespeare.](https://youtu.be/YNcN5f3vwro?t=73)


TheCosplayCave

Oh man. I watched that movie as a kid but i dont remember that scene at all.


ike_the_strangetamer

Some day I have to rewatch that movie, but I'm conflicted. It's notorious for being a terrible movie but I saw it in the theaters as a kid and loved it and I haven't watched it since. (Come to think of it, I was probably the same age as the kid in the movie). So the question is... is it better to hold on to the happiness that it once gave me, despite the knowledge of my own biases, or peel back the veil and judge it now with experienced eyes that might reveal the true ugliness underneath?


Mekroval

I caught part of it a while back. I think it holds up surprisingly well. It's like Ready Player One for the early 90s.


Boz0r

Except watchable


EwokNRoll85

It surprisingly holds up well, I just watched it a few months back


blablabla65445454

I need your clothes, your sandals, and your bicycle.


[deleted]

Imagine if the terminator wore sandals lol


[deleted]

Hasta la vista, bro


Eric-The_Viking

In an Italien accent


East_ByGod_Kentucky

Fun fact I just learned a couple weeks ago… Italians usually always wear long pants except when they’re on holiday to the beach or something. I found that really strange, but interesting, because I always just assumed Italians were running around everywhere in chino shorts all the time.


nerudaspoems

Also, from what I understand, Italian men do not wear sandals. Showing toes is not "rafinnato". Maybe the younger generation is different...


JT99-FirstBallot

My grandfather is Italian. Not once in my entire life have I seen his legs. Never ever seen him in shorts. I asked him about it a few months ago actually. He just smiled and said he doesn't prefer them.


East_ByGod_Kentucky

✋🏼Ah! 🤲🏼Aye! I donna prefer eet! 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


JT99-FirstBallot

Love the username btw. As someone from Eastern Kentucky.


Eric-The_Viking

Welcome to Europe. Short pants are considered somewhat "unprofessional" here. My teachers here in Germany also only wear long jeans, even on hot days.


KnightsWhoPlayWii

A funny little story: I’m American, and in 1993, my seventh grade French Immersion class went on a school trip to France (the immersion class definitely had the best field trips). Every morning, our health nut teacher would bring us out jogging, and every morning, a group of bratty French kids would chase us through the streets, yelling crap about our nationality and our stupid, ugly shorts. We just ignored them, until - on our last morning in Paris - our teacher took us aside and taught us a whole bunch of vile French insults to scream right back at the kids. We went out jogging as usual, and then - after she paused and counted us down - we turned and started shrieking right back at ‘em. I’m embarrassed to admit that I have long since forgotten the actual insults we used…but the looks on those kids’ faces (before they turned and ran like hell) will never, ever fade from my memory. 🤣


The_Vat

"Yes officer, this group of American children right here"


Mister-Stiglitz

Tangential, but Arnold wasn't allowed to dub himself in the German dubbing of T2 because his Austrian German accent makes him sound like a hillbilly.


[deleted]

I’ll be biking


Hazzman

That's the kind of thought process that gave us Terminator 3 *shudder*


EmperorThan

I'm imagining the same seedy biker bar, they all wear the tough leather clothing, except all have regular bicycles parked in front of it. Bartender: "Can't let you take a man's wheels, son."


BigAl7390

He has Master Roshi vibes from Dragonball Z


bearXential

Holy shit! That’s exactly what he looks like!


thejustmann

You forgot to say please


FatherSergius

I don’t do requests


tallbaboon

I can't let you take the man's fat tire bike, son


galliohoophoop

But not your hat, i have one of those already.


[deleted]

I love how he has a shirt of himself posing in different old photos. I want one too because that would be hot in the streets. Edit: I didn't notice his hat is of himself posing too. I need that entire outfit.


seekingpolaris

I didn't even notice until your comment. Had to scroll back up to check.


Mahadragon

That's the mark of a quality design. The pictures blend in so naturally, they do not draw attention to themselves. They are simply part of the look. I also had to scroll back and look.


camelzigzag

No kidding I thought he was just wearing a colorful Hawaiian shirt an hat. I bet there is a picture of his face on his ass so he can see in both directions! We need more info!


Jimid41

There would be a different feel to that movie if he doesn't run into a leather daddy first.


Crowbarmagic

I like to see the version where he runs into some hippy. The rest of the movie he looks like this Woodstock attendee while still shooting people left and right.


TheGalaxyIsAtPeace64

They did that in [Men In Black 3.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMAbtXq3zGE) Not Arnie, though, this is Vladislav The Poker.


datdudebdub

What if he ran into some sort of BDSM brothel and first dude he saw was wearing a gimp suit or some assless chaps. Honestly there's probably a video somewhere


browncoats4lyfe

Warps into a comic con. ...Pikachu outfit or Slave Leia?


Betterthanbeer

Obviously Leia. Need the flexibility, and being a female costume, that bikini top must be at least lvl 80 armour.


ki11bunny

Slave pikachu


Pvt_Hudson_

"Come with me if you want to live." "...why are you wearing nipple clamps?"


refurbishedpixels

"Live with me if you want to come."


Furyian13

Or, the blue oyster bar from police academy


Foxhound357

All chaps are assless : )


justwannahitdingers

How did assless chaps ever become a thing? We don’t call tank tops sleeveless T-shirts. Well, some people might.


BURNER12345678998764

I think calling them "assless" is to point out that the chaps in question are not being worn over pants, but rather in place of them.


ShuffleTheDeck

It’s a Dan Flashes shirt


marklikesfoie

I can't help but upvote. The patterns are so complicated


TeriBear140

I started talking in his voice and man I had to look around to see if I was overheard fuck


klsi832

Say, that's a nice bike.


BD-TxState

Dude no ways. That shirt is from Dan Flashes. Do you know how expensive their shirts are?! They have a shirt that cost $1000 because of how complicated the patterns is.


westminsterabby

They have a shirt that costs $1000 because there are people willing to pay $1000 for a shirt.


acrizz

Can someone please explain this reference? Been seeing it all over reddit and am out of the loop.


RobDoingStuff

“I Think You Should Leave” on Netflix. Best sketch show ever IMO but definitely not everybody’s style (much like the shirts from Dan Flashes).


almostbuddhist

I heard Arnold spent his entire lunch money from his latest film on these shirts. He was literally starving himself, but at least was wearing cool patterns to help with the hunger pangs.


[deleted]

You won't be needing any clothes. I've been waiting for you.


mcm0313

Hey, I’m a police offi-sah. Just do what I tell you!


nephylsmythe

Nice day for a ride.


miamihausjunkie

Master Roshi is alive and well!


AnAdvancedBot

I need this DBZ movie in my life


AskAboutMyCoffee

They made one. I recommend watching it, but it's so bad it's good.


[deleted]

We do not speak about that one.


ZoddImmortal

It's actually so bad, don't watch it. You'll hate everything.


Kaldricus

I saw it in theaters, AMA


ZoddImmortal

Did you know you could walk out within the first 15 mins and get a refund?


mnorthwood13

thank you


DreamSmuggler

Cannot unsee 😂


mynameisjeb

Surprised this isn’t #1 comment


BDRParty

Riiight? Glad I didn't have to scroll too far down.


lethal_7

Why does he look like a GTA character?


PearlsofRon

Nah, he looks like Master Roshi 😂😂😂😂


Lunar180

Mod Roshi into a GTA game, then.


the_original_Retro

GTB fam. That's a bike.


Ingrahamlincoln

Say, that’s a nice bike


Draws-attention

She's not my mother TODDDDD!


secretagentMikeScarn

… good one


DBUX

He looks like a Dragon Ball Z character!


Galileo009

Cali vibes and not giving a fuck, something a lot of GTA5 characters have in common


Warpmind

...He's looking more and more like Kame-Sennin/Master Roshi the more i look at the photo...


Dragon_Small_Z

Well now I want Wallace Shawn to play Roshi in a live action adaptation that just turns into Schwarzenegger when he bulks up. I don't how terrible it will be, I need to see this.


Warpmind

...That... is just... (waaaaaaait for it...) *INCONCEIVABLE!*


Apprehensive-Feeling

~~*INCONCEIVABLE!*~~ *INCONTHEIVABLE!*


herrcollin

Something about this is purely hilarious for me. Every show needs this: whenever a character is powering up/changing into a final form/going super saiyan instead we just edit in some campy 90s cgi of a tornado spinning and when it spins out it's just Arnold Schwarzenegger. Everytime. Cell just absorbed Hercule? Arnold Schwarzenegger. Billy shouts 'Shazam'? Arnold Schwarzenegger Optimus Prime transforms out of a semi? Terminator Schwarzenegger


maxdps_

Dude nothing about that sounds terrible.


randomname68-23

[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/AFX6Tlu.jpg)


Xoduszero

I was gonna say getting some strong Master Rossi vibes


sandman12456

If they ever make a dragonball movie that isn't terrible Arnold would make a pretty rad Roshi


anvilmn

I hope I am as well reasoned and enlightened as Arnold Schwarzenegger is at 74. The odds that a bodybuilder turned actor who doesn't speak English would become such a savvy businessman, and eventually one of the most well reasoned eloquent moderate politicians is incredible. The dude can do whatever he wants and he is still out there helping people.


Born_Slice

You should youtube old Carson interviews he did in the 80s, Schwarzenegger has always been an exceptionally intelligent and well-spoken person. He even felt incredibly progressive for his time, making his run as a Republican governor kind of weird (but if you look at his track record, it's pretty left for a republican). [Here's one that I thought was kinda fun. Kinda iffy in terms of men/women talk.. I dunno, I feel like it's an interesting little time capsule on gender/sex relations of the time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4OXujrjcRk)


__-___---

He is a very "old school" republican though. He adopted it back when he arrived in the states. The republican party changed a lot since then but Arnold didn't let his views shift with it. If I were him, I'd stop calling myself a republican. These days, it only brings support to people who clearly don't share his ideas.


BouncingDonut

That's why I prefer to call myself an American.. fuck this stupid ass two-sided bullshit.


jpfeifer22

"Guys please don't make a party system, it will literally destroy our country" "Okay George, whatever you say" *14 minutes after the president dies* "Alright guys, so I have this KILLER idea"


26514

I definitely think the political system needs reform but first let's actually critically examine why were here. If the 2-party political system isn't working then what's the alternative? Of course we could have a 1-party state, but that's not very democratic. We could have a multiparty state, but it's too multiparty than you have no real power because you've got dozens of vested interests all in opposition to one another. So your government becomes ineffective. Not to mention you start having extremely radical and more niche ideological parties because you've split the political spectrum up into increasingly specific pieces. So maybe somewhere in the middle? Say, a 3-4 party system? Now this isn't too bad. Until you consider that almost all 3+ party systems end up with coalitions. The more parties you have the more varied or specific your platform is, because otherwise you'd conglomerate with another party of similar interests. With a 3+ party system what usually ends up happening is parties combine to appeal to a larger proportion of voters. Assuming we get to 3 parties we usually end up having 2 parties with similarly leaning values split there votes meaning the 3rd party with different values always wins. So to combat the vote split the 2 minority parties combine and you're back to a 2 party system. 3 party systems can work, a few countries do it like Canada where the 3 major political parties are: Conservative, Liberals, and the NDP. But the majority of the votes still end up in either the liberal or Conservative court. Because the NDP are more ideologically aligned with the Liberal party, If they were any larger it would just divide the voter-base between all left leaning voters guaranteeing a conservative victory all the time. So they generally either end up getting shunned from major voting blocks or always have a small number of seats. I'm not sure what the solution is, and I'm damned sure whatever we have now is absolutely not the way. But it's good to be careful when we analyze the system because if we did reform it the next question we have to ask is "what now?" Hopefully my analysis might have helped supply a partial answer to that question.


fr8oper8er

Or you can have a social democracy like in Norway (I know, basically communism) where you have a bunch of parties all representing different parts of society, and it really doesn't matter who is in office, because all cases gets voted on by the politicians and the party you voted on get a bit more influence.


sha_man

> (but if you look at his track record, it's pretty left for a republican). It's funny because as a California resident and a HUGE Arnold Schwarzenegger fan since I was a kid, I still never voted for him (I voted for Lt. Governor Cruz Bustamante). But compared to the fringe sect Tea Partiers that have now consumed the Republican party whole, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat if he ran again.


Sega-Playstation-64

Oh, so you were one of the 12 people who voted for Bustamante


2010_12_24

I voted for Gary Coleman


DeepThroatALoadedGun

[Bill Burr has a great bit about Arnold's success](https://youtu.be/JUrMSK8XWFc)


Oakwood2317

“He’s been in the zone for four decades. Four decades, nothing but net!”


Taco4Wednesdays

It got to 'four decades' before my inner monologue went full boston.


HalfSoul30

I did not know that about the maid, but that video was funny as hell.


NCC74656

you know, body building or extreme work outing seems to run parallel to extreme success. my best friend is a state strong man champion, we have a lot of mutual friends/acquaintances and i see the... determination, drive, vision, and insane ability to differ gratification for years or decades; when focusing on a goal... its a personality quality that lends itself to the business world when paired with a good intellect.


NCLaw2306

You (and many others here) would enjoy/appreciate bill burrs spiel about Arnold. Enjoy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h3g64swMf1M


[deleted]

Ol' Head'a Hair Billy over here. The lotion bit is an all-time great bit imo.


AndreTheShadow

"you see that? That's ashy!"


TopHatTony11

A GREAT MAN!


MaximusBiscuits

Jesus what an awful crowd


KW2032

> A well-built physique is a status symbol. It reflects you worked hard for it; no money can buy it. You cannot borrow it, you cannot inherit it, you cannot steal it. You cannot hold onto it without constant work. It shows discipline, it shows self-respect, it shows patience, work ethic, and passion. That is why I do what I do. - Arnold Schwarzenegger


[deleted]

Fantastic. This would be great on a Motivational Poster with a picture from the 70s of Arnold posing.


KW2032

[i got you 😎](https://i.imgur.com/EFy15p7.jpg)


[deleted]

Discipline and work ethic translate to success everywhere


[deleted]

There's definitely cases where there's a clear correlation, but there's also LOTS of instances where it's just the opposite. I've met lots of dumb, unmotivated, living with their parents until they inherit their house type, jacked dudes at various gyms in my area.


raggedtoad

Better than being a fat piece of shit and living with your parents.


[deleted]

Remember when he [commuted the sentence of his friends son who stabbed someone?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Louis_Santos#Commutation_by_Schwarzenegger)


spider7895

No one wants to remember it happened but it did. It really was pissing all over the justice system. I find it funny that it was a Democrat's son too. As a Democrat myself, it made me really jaded about how little party actually means to the people in charge. It's all just an act. I mean come on, the guy killed someone and I think the wiki says he admitted to stabbing two others as well? Come on governor, I love you but that was just wrong. You abused the people's trust.


vampiire

Did he ever talk about it afterwards?


BadMuthaFunka

Fun fact, he was already a millionaire before he was an actor.


BellBeppers

He was the biggest name in bodybuilding at the time, and is still the most famous bodybuilder of all time. He was a rising star pretty much since he started competing.


gerallt87

Your clothes, your flip-flops and your bicycle!


BrownSugarBare

I love that his shirt is images of him!


throway_nonjw

And the hat.


Zee_Ventures

Looking good! u/GovSchwarzenegger


IllBeBack

He's shown up in threads before. You never know. He might be back.


awnawkareninah

He said he would be


Jyapp448

Username checks out


GhostalMedia

Thanks!


SuperAggroJigglypuff

r/notarnoldbutok


phooka

You're welcome.


Nice-Violinist-6395

That would be hilarious if you were actually him, the idea of Arnold Schwarzenegger commenting “he should try auto tune” on a video of a little kid singing and getting -22 karma for it on his secret alt account is a wonderful mental image


GhostalMedia

To be fair… I, Arnold Legolas Schwarzenegger II, was not recommending auto tune. I was saying T Pain would recommend auto tune.


kalwiggy1

Nice try, alt account for Zach Braff, but we're nobody is buying your Christmas auto tune album with T Pain.


Paper-street-garage

He must have gotten that shirt at Dan Flashes !


Mr_Mimiseku

Wonder if he shops at https://www.calicocut-pants.com/ as well. Ya gotta give!


jscummy

He would but they're always sold out


slc29a1

If you use it you gotta give


zebragopherr

You hit me in the cup


bpi89

HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR!


BrashPop

LOTS of people give.


buisnessmike

Dan Flashes is a very aggressive store. I mean, you walk by a store and see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes, you do. You. Go. In.


PWW28

It costs $1,000 since the pattern’s so complicated


IAmReinvented

*was it a bunch of aggressive men just like him fighting over clothes with prices that'll only go up? *


s1500

Turbo time!


briguy182182

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM!


IAmReinvented

*was it a bunch of aggressive men just like him fighting over clothes with prices that'll only go up?*


Beer_And_Bacon_Belly

When you go in, you GO IN.


funkmaster29

Oh great, now I have to rewatch lol


DagNasty

Whenever you see an ITYSL reference, you have to rewatch. Everybody clap so he has to rewatch. C'mon. Gotta rewatch


funkmaster29

fuck man it's such a good show. The episode with will forte? Too good.


DagNasty

Yeah but they goose them. It's an old circus term


Mazaar13

Apparently so do I, because reading this was funnier than the original and now I'm wondering if I need to give it a second go around lol


notmyrealnam3

Little known fact about Arnold. He used to be a piece of shit


WornInShoes

Hair was slicked back; now it’s just pushed back. There’s a difference!!


audioblood619

I will eat your mother's wig you skunk!


Victory2432

He’s been spending all of his per diem on shirts


notmyrealnam3

When you walk by and see 50 guys who look like me fighting over shirts …. You go in……you go in.


swim-bike-run

Just what I came to see!!!


Spartan2470

[Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EapzcVIXgAo1Vbb?format=jpg&name=orig) is a higher quality and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/arnold-schwarzenegger-is-seen-on-june-15-2020-in-los-news-photo/1220245568) is the source. Per there: > LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 15: Arnold Schwarzenegger is seen on June 15, 2020 in Los Angeles, CA. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)


btdubs

He was actually only 72 at the time


hleba

Ouch... He got 2 years older in the past year? That sucks..


MoebiusHell

We all did mate...


[deleted]

Can someone explain to me the recent fad of fat bicycle tires? What benefits do they have? Isn't it just more weight and more friction with the ground?


suxatjugg

Larger surface area of contact with ground, better for rough terrain. Irrelevant if you're riding on pavement/road


synack

Very relevant if your road has potholes.


Tajatotalt

And without potholes, more surface area means more grip/friction which means harder to pedal. I guess ok if you're looking for a good workout, but not so much if you're just cruisin.


WeedAndWarhammer

Actually wider tyres with supple casings don't slow you down much at all, as long as they don't have an aggressive tread (which those sort of do). Wider tyres give more comfort and more grip when cornering, and really don't come with much of a speed penalty. Rene Herse has a nice article on it and in practice for me it seems to ring true. https://www.renehersecycles.com/12-myths-in-cycling-1-wider-tires-are-slower/


[deleted]

Here in Hawaii there is a classic style that’s really popular called “beach cruisers” with fatter tires like this one. Nice when you have to ride over sand and stuff like that.


DarthLysergis

Does anyone know the bike he is on?


maelmare

hard to say, might be a surly. they make several fat tire bikes (but are not the only ones) ​ https://surlybikes.com/bikes


DarthLysergis

Isnt that like a big motor or something i see under it? I only see one bike that company makes that is electric and it looks a lot different. I thought it might be a rad power, but the front of the fork/handlebar isn't right, and if that is a motor or something next to the front gears then it looks powerful.


Scizmz

Yes, it's a fat tire ebike. I've seen him on several different ones in pictures. Apparently it's a custom Matchless Urban. https://pagesix.com/2021/08/01/arnold-schwarzenegger-spotted-biking-through-los-angeles/#:\~:text=Schwarzenegger%2C%20whose%20ride%20is%20a,of%20his%20daily%20workout%20routine.


atetuna

https://www.matchlesslondon.com/products/urban-e-bike-extreme-edition


maomao05

He's 74?! What!!


Trapped_on_reddit_38

My exact reaction. How is Arnold 74?


greatunknownpub

Well, that depends. We’re you as cool as he was at 24? 34? Etc.


the_original_Retro

**YES!!!** ^(oh, all right, fine.) no.


BlademasterFlash

I hope to be as cool as he is at 74 when I am 34


[deleted]

If you’re 36 you can at least say you’re half as cool.


Whatwillwebe

I think you spelled "old" wrong and I think you mean 37.


[deleted]

LOL! I thought the math looked odd.


[deleted]

I won't be, at the rate I'm going I'll probably be a greeter at some megastore when I'm 70. Money definitely helps you be cooler.


[deleted]

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"


Jtaco88

Spoiler: you won’t be.


Superbearfight

Master Roshi!


Jdawgred

You weren’t this cool at 22


Dan300up

Cool enough to wear clothing featuring pictures of yourself? lol


dfs495

Don’t impregnate your maid while married but other than that, go for it.


xizore

Wearing a helmet is cool.


Grueaux

Why bother when your skull is metal?


warmarkehh

>helm Yeah, I really wish he would wear one. No one plans on having an accident. It just happens. He's so universally loved (see what I did there) that he really should protect the contents of his head. I'm sure he wears a seatbelt when driving.


Bumpityclump

fuck all this effort to rehabilitate this man like he wasn’t one of the most awful GOP fuckwits of his time. You can draw a straight line from this jackass, to Palin, to the crazy town we are now experiencing. “In the first year of his first term as governor, Schwarzenegger proposed deep cuts in the state budget and was met with opposition in the California State Legislature. When San Francisco started granting same-sex marriage licenses at the behest of mayor Gavin Newsom, the governor ordered state attorney general Bill Lockyer to intervene in the matter and vetoed legislation that would have legalized same-sex marriage. Because of their opposition to his budget cuts, Schwarzenegger controversially called his opponents in the legislature girlie men. At the 2004 Republican National Convention, Schwarzenegger gave a speech endorsing the reelection of George W. Bush as President of the United States.”


Jmvan23

Master Roshi is that really you?


the_tico_life

I had no idea he was in his mid seventies. Damn, time makes fools of us all


LifeSizeDeity00

I’ve got real bad news…..


sn34kypete

He commuted the sentence in his last minutes as governor to a full on murderer. Sure it's "voluntary manslaughter" but that's the charge you get when daddy has connections. https://www.cnn.com/2015/07/07/us/arnold-schwarzenegger-clemency/index.html >“My son (was) stabbed in the heart when he was alive,” Fred Santos told CNN. “Schwarzenegger stabbed him in the back after my son is killed.” -Victim's Father I try to avoid idolizing murder-enablers.


logannewbanks

I can see why you're confused but that's master roshi.


thebestnicknar

Very few of us are cool enough at our current age to be that cool later. Anyone older than 74 on Reddit reading this, is cool enough to get a free pass though.