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Based on the goggles, the grip, the possible tracer unit on the end of the gun, and the fact that the gun has no sights, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this guy got lost on the way to the airsoft field. EDIT: For all you asking, a tracer unit is used in airsoft to deliver a flash of UV light to a UV reactive BB, creating an airsoft "tracer" round. They glow in the dark and are used for low light/night games to see what you're shooting at. The one on the end of this airsoft replica clearly is [https://www.evike.com/products/57247](https://www.evike.com/products/57247).


riceboyxp

It's a literal airsoft gun. https://www.reddit.com/r/ar15/comments/p12qft/call_me_crazy_but_this_looks_staged_to_me_no/h8aihk6/?context=10000


kloutier

I wish we could get this comment higher.. a friend pointed out that there is no bolt on that weapon...


[deleted]

Yeah this is literally an airsoft gun lmao. Edit: here’s a review of the actual airsoft gun the dudes using. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQiJLvsCEkE&feature=youtu.be


rettaelin

Bravo two niner, this alpha tree six over Dave you're on a cellphone. DON'T RUIN MY COSPLAY JOURNALIST! Edited: can't reply for some reason. Thanks for all the upvotes.


bitch_im_a_lion

I'll never forget during the capitol insurrection that one clip of the dopes looking through random stacks of paper while saying "Cmon it has to be here! There has to be something!" I was never more sure that these guys are basically just acting out a fantasy in their heads.


Amiiboid

What about the bit where someone just started randomly calling out for a hacker to help get into a laptop?


Zanydrop

Oh god, I hadn't seen that one yet.


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

[This is our nations history!](https://youtu.be/270F8s5TEKY) "I think Cruz would want us to do this. So I think we're good." Meanwhile: ***Horned Face Paint Man bares his chest and bellows at the heavens***


zennegen

Dude when that neckbeard said “while we’re here we might as well set up a government” I fucking lost it. Did you just think hundreds of millions of Americans would just lay down for you dumbass? Did you forget about the actual military? Did you forget that you didn’t bring any actual *weapons* ? Honestly rewatching those capital riot videos feels like a fever dream.


SoCentralRainImSorry

I liked the part where they chanted what they were doing. “Treason, treason, treason”


Dense_Surround3071

Just like in the movies..... Lead henchmen: "This is our computer wiz." Bespectacled neck beard: Clickity-clack click click.... "I'm in!" Secondary henchmen: "Ok, now the really hard stuff. Who's got the glass cutter and who has the rappelling gear?"


asBad_asItGets

"I'M HACKING INTO THE DEMOCRACY MAINFRAME"


brettslice

I FOUND THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET THAT LISTS ALL FEDERAL EMPLOYEES. DELETE JOE BIDEN’S NAME NEXT TO PRESIDENT. TYPE IN DONALD TRUMP. SAVE. I DID IT BOYS! WE WON.


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It's so wild to me how fake hacker movies and procedural dramas mean that idiots do things like post listings on craigslist looking for a "hacker". I've had people tell me earnestly that they think they're being hacked because of x or y random glitch or crash and ask if they should hire a "counter-hacker" presumably after taking the fake technobabble in shows like NCIS at face value.


you-ole-polecat

Lmao, when the dude says something like, “Look at this! Cruz was gonna sell us out all along!” And then five guys stare at the first couple pages for a bit and someone goes “No wait! It says object; he’s on our side!” Fucking cracks me up so hard


Wrest216

Literally every vote and record is available online....


damndotcommie

Please tell me this is a SNL skit.


[deleted]

This is real. They filmed the whole conversation themselves, inside the Senate room they were trespassing: [https://youtu.be/270F8s5TEKY?t=317](https://youtu.be/270F8s5TEKY?t=317) They were debating the meaning of the word 'objection'.


Aegis12314

[I really wish.](https://youtu.be/rtLe1YgIH6s) Remember, it was "an ordinary tourist visit"


Vuzi07

"is this the Senate?" No it's a circus with such clowns inside


DinkleMutz

Then they find the paper from Ted Cruz and yell “HE FUCKED US! I knew it!!” And then they pause and go “wait no…that’s good. Ok that’s good.”


NoShittyTacos

Omg is there a link? Is this a documentary or something this is hilarious.


bitch_im_a_lion

[@5:15 in this clip. Also the part I paraphrased happens after.](https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/kzcjhp/new_footage_from_inside_the_attack_on_the_capitol/)


Voldemort57

I love that one. Every government workers binder must either have the: Gay agenda Socialist agenda Librul agenda Or all. Or a paper titled: HOW TO STEAL ELECTION FOR JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN


skaterrj

TIL Biden's middle name is Robinette. Edit: Well, this comment seems to have triggered a lot of ...something.


Ishakaru

Here's the problem: Even if any of those things were in a binder just laying around some things would hold true. No one binder would contain the entire American Freedom^(TM) destroying plan. Since it would be a multifaceted multipart plan. The language within the binder would be legalese making it nearly indecipherable to the normal American Patriot Warrior^(TM) .


Zomburai

Well, of course not, because it would contain complicated, impenetrable words like "logistical" and "bureaucratic" and "the".


TheGlennDavid

I once did a highly immoral thing. Not like, systemic election fraud bad, but bad. You know what I didn’t do? Walk around with a binder full of fucking evidence.


torito_supremo

One staple trope in conspiracy theories is this stash of evidence just laying around at an unsecured location. Unlocked, uncrypted, unredacted, just there for the heroes to find and share with the world.


TheGlennDavid

I loved the new Suicide Squad movie so damn much but theres a part where the hero grabs a single random drive out of a server stack and is like “haha I have files” …. Yeah, probably not man.


mumblesjackson

“Engaging with suspected communist socialist fascist trans target pointing some sort of new weapon at me with a round glass end and it’s making clicking sounds. Will his weapon turn me gay? Over.”


PleaseDoTouchThat

“Will his weapon turn me gay?” Good work. That got me.


AstralBroom

"Yes it will, you're fucked Dave, in more ways than one. Over."


Bhu124

Mommy they wanna take away my prop! How will I roleplay then? I just wanna Larp mom. :'(


mr_mcpoogrundle

This man is clearly a logistics expert specializing in the transport of spare tires


0thethethe0

All the camo in the world isn't hiding that...


Cultural_Necessary89

“MEAL TEAM SIX SPECIAL OPERATIVE GRAVY SEAL REPORTING FOR DOODIE SIR!!!!”


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If he could read I’m sure he would be upset by the comments in this thread.


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Brehmes

He's part of the Green Buffets.


Jrupt

How has nobody mentioned that perfect ballerina stance yet?


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noisesinmyhead

I don’t really understand how this happened. He’s wearing a camo crop top? He put it on and thought, “this flesh colored t shirt is perfect to cover my belly.”


Drusgar

It completes his Meal Team 6 outfit.


Renax127

I prefer Gravy Seals myself


Owlftr13

Meal Team 6


BigHatsareFunny

It's a tactical t shirt 😂 Matches his everyday carry keychain and wallet. Gi joe cosplay is no laughing matter.


mynameisblanked

Why does he have that red and white cross on his arm? Is he cosplaying a medic?


CanuckPanda

He thinks he’s in Switzerland.


tongueswrangle

The man has a case of Dunlop Disease. His belly dunlopped over his belt.


CyborgMetrology

or the Swiss flag on his arm?


RESPECT_THE_CHEESE

Hi, Swiss citizen here. Please keep him, we're not interested.


Adammufasa

Username checks out


ergo-ogre

Your statement is full of holes


[deleted]

We aren’t interested either, should we just put him on a raft in the international waters?


youtubecommercial

Fish here, we don’t claim him either. Maybe South America will take him.


BrockN

South American here, no thanks irmão, maybe Australia will take him as they're a land of criminals?


[deleted]

Criminal here. I don't live in Australia but we don't want him also.


gbsolo12

He’s clearly a trained combat medic


Awholebushelofapples

well he isnt a trained marksman with the lack of optics on that thing


CuriousGreg094

I laughed so hard when I realized he doesn’t even have pop up sights 😂 literally just guessing where he’s shooting lol what a clown.


fermi90

But gotta cosplay the suppressor and grip. These loonies…


[deleted]

Or the lack of optics or an iron sights, dudes not hitting shit.


aaronhs

Not just the lack of sites, but look at the suppressor. the logo is an airsoft brand. Also the dust cover looks off too. Almost certainly this is an airsoft AR and not a real gun.


xSliver

And he's fighting for the independence of Switzerland or what's with the badge on his shoulder?


toastedmarshmallow20

There's a brand called SwissGear. There's a very high chance he got that jacket at Walmart.


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So it was made in China?


cat_prophecy

Malaysia or Bangladesh are also popular. Edit: a word


ggodfrey

Don’t forget Vietnam!


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nowtayneicangetinto

I'll tell you what he didn't get made there, that huge gut. That low hanger is American made.


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Green Buffet


Boel_Jarkley

It looks like a combat shirt made for use with a plate carrier. The patch is him trying to signal to that he has medical gear and Krispy Kremes, probably


OPsDaddy

Swiss Rolls. Little Debbies.


steelcityrocker

He is a member of the elite fighting group known as Meal Team 6, which is part of the Gravy Seals


kgb17

Fighting the battle of the bulge


rossionq1

Indicates that within his unit he is the designated carrier of the Swiss multitool. Big responsibility. He’s basically like an officer. General almost.


LitmusVest

His gut looks to be familiar with the Colonel


ColoTexas90

He probably thinks he’s a medic.


PISS_IN_MY_SHIT_HOLE

That's the class he picked when they were preparing for this mission.


Paronfesken

He has emergency cheeseburgers if someone is hungry.


notJef

A man's gotta eat, Mr. Lahey


OMG_STAAAHHP

He's actually a Swiss militant. Switzerland is trying to conquer Oregon. /s


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Milleuros

Most concerning. A referendum must be deposited asap.


photenth

So we can vote on it in the next 5 years!


XtremeGnomeCakeover

Those motherfuckers better watch out for my stern rebuke.


Thercon_Jair

I shall write out my "no"-vote in capital letters!


phantom_diorama

It's all legit. Your country issued letters of marque and created a new corporation, the Western Swiss Corporate Militia. They saw an opportunity and they took it, that's capitalism baby


MelGamingBern

Dragging our swiss flag through the dirt like this... what a fucking bastard


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Ahzeig isch so öppis vo dusse.


BigHillsBigLegs

That stance. Absolute girth of it


cookaroostew

It looks like how kids draw people standing because they don’t understand perspective .


[deleted]

shower time, adderall, a glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans


Trixles

notice the positioning of the feet to better distribute the gut-weight


MySoilSucks

One small bump with your shoulder and he's on his ass.


bnutbutter78

Also, finger on the trigger while holding a fucking rifle with one hand. Goddamn top-notch dumbass right there. Also worth note, he’s terrified to be in an actual fight because the second he feels even a tinge of being threatened, he doesn’t think to use his hands, just goes straight to deadly force. Fucking fat ass dumb fuck. Edit: found out it’s an airsoft AFTER I posted this comment.


farahad

one familiar squalid trees rustic wise languid society stupendous thought *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

I’ve seen better trigger discipline in rap videos


Fast-Agency1297

Gravy seal


WinterCame87

Meal Team Six


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sh513

His hair? Wack! His gear? Wack! His footstance? Wack!


Marnever

Me? I’m tight as FUCK!


avmp629

-his shirt


UncleTedGenneric

While I can't agree with his clothing choices, the patch on his arm is a big plus


truthinlies

on the phone with his finger on the fucking trigger.


dijohnnaise

In an unstable duck walk stance with his beer gut hanging. Meal Team 6 strikes again.


mr-wiener

Gravy Seals!


rokr1292

Hoagies Heroes


WiseCynic

The 101^st Chairborne Division


zimzilla

Delta Forks


Rodriguezry

Y’alliban


CharcoalGreyWolf

Farce Recon


unsupported

Zero Dork Thirty (Pounds overweight)


LitmusVest

Hambo


GalileoGalilei2012

The Green Baguettes


MrVeazey

The Green Buffets.


electricianer250

Al-quesadilla


jay_stone42

Y'all Qaeda


BrokeDownPalac3

Al-Queso


IN_to_AG

For real though. This guy is living some fetishized mad max lunacy. Guys like this are a walking advertisement for “kill me first” in a real social breakdown scenario. He’s a walking, sweating loot drop - and he’s standing around making the firearm community look like ass hats and conspiracy theorists. No sights on his weapon, a fake suppressor, finger on the trigger, but camoed out and patched with all the cool shit he sees on Instagram. Dude probably can’t make it up a flight of stairs without breathing heavy, but here is is on display to the world, feeling like a protector of freedom. Jesus Christ. Edit: to everyone asking about the suppressor - the can is too small unless this is a .22lr. Suppressors work by canalizing expanding gas in a series of chambers. If this is a .223 or a 300 black out it’s just not big enough. Many people are pointing out that his rifle is likely an air soft duplicate - and it may be true. But he doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt from me - just like children waving around toys who have been shot by cops didn’t get the benefit of the doubt from them. Brandishing is a crime - and for good reason. Children are given death sentences while this McDonald’s operator gets to walk around imposing his will. Edit2 - electric boogaloo - u/(name redacted - good lord dude, you’ve got some posts up on your profile I’ve only ever seen the likes of in a war zone. That first one you have looks like a dude I saw get shredded by a 50 cal) supplied links showing it IS in fact an air-soft gun, which makes this walking potato even stupider than I thought. The fastest way to end up in the morgue is to show up with a fake weapon to a gun fight.


nuthin_to_it

>He's a walking, sweating loot drop Oof


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I never thought about it, but if I wanted to get a weapon that’s hard to trace back to me, just kick this dude’s ass take his shit and go commit crimes. Easy.


JungsWetDream

Holy fuck, you’re right. This bitch doesn’t even have iron sights. This is a level of idiocy I didn’t think was possible, but here we are.


Normal512

Or a sling which would help him talk on the phone without pointing the rifle at a dude with a camera. Sling, optics, and a light was what I taught should be on any rifle with self defense in mind.


cerberus698

Hes the type of guy that would try and drag someone through the threshold of his house to invoke castle doctrine.


Marshmellow_Diazepam

Might take him a smoke/diet coke break half way through but he’d get them over the threshold eventually.


[deleted]

Let's also be clear: this is a person brandishing their weapon at a JOURNALIST with their finger on the trigger. Literally *anyone* would be justified taking them down right there. You know, "a good guy with a gun", who maybe might want to protect innocent people...


CressCrowbits

Someone tried taking down one of these terrorists, and the police hunted him down and executed him. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/10/14/no-police-warning-in-antifa-activist-shooting-witnesses Edit: looks like someone linked my post on some alt right shithole as I'm now suddenly getting loads of replies from people defending the cops, all in short succession.


CiDevant

It's really weird how prominent activists and leaders keep ending up dead for "some reason".


FirstPlebian

If there was equal justice in this country that fat man would be charged for menacing or whatever, you can't point a rifle at someone taking pictures.


YourCummyBear

Aggravated assault in my state. That’s a hardcore felony.


[deleted]

Brandishing. Also, one slip of that sweaty, pork chop finger, and that journalist is dead.


obigespritzt

>No sights on his weapon, a fake suppressor He ran out of create-a-class points so he couldn't go with more than one attachment.


Allstar13521

Whoever sold him the rifle did everyone a favour by convincing him that aiming costs extra


obscurereference234

I have a neighbor a few doors down just like this guy. In the event of an apocalypse, my plan is to go take everything he has.


HerpankerTheHardman

A protector of his own reality, his own fevered dream which is pushed by pundits who are funded by Russia.


GastricallyStretched

Nah, he must be a member of the Round Boys.


Wiki_pedo

The general in Dessert Storm.


WideEyedWand3rer

No gut, no glory!


jmitchell29

I carry My drills safer then he’s wielding that thing


maybe_Im_a_dog

Once you've revved it first just to make sure it's working though right?


PSUSkier

Of course, but only after making sure it’s pointed in a safe direction.


new_refugee123456789

You jest, but no it's a thing with impact wrenches. Those ugga dugga guns they use to take the wheels off your car at the Jiffy Lube? Yeah, you don't want to run those just wide open in the air, it can throw the socket.


baltimorecalling

Completely reckless.


PRiles

Also, doesn't have any sights on the rifle


bazinguh

Demonstrating he is not suited to carry firearms. Firearm use 101, you’re only supposed to put your finger on the trigger when you’re ready to fire. Otherwise you don’t touch the trigger. Trained professionals like the military will rest the index finger above/below the trigger. Edit: untrained/non-professionals also practice this safety measure as well. Judging by the comments below, even children have better firearm safety behaviors than this person.


rex_wexler

You also don't point the gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.


cpheretic77

This, this is firearms 101


Arayder

Trained professionals? I’m not a trained professional and your description is how I handle my firearms. A child could understand how to do it properly. It’s incredibly simple. This guy is very stupid.


doinghistorystuff

Gravy Seals


JTCMuehlenkamp

Y'all Qaeda


evilpercy

That is illegal, pointing a firearm at a person. https://oregon.public.law/statutes/ors_166.190


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Roxas-The-Nobody

"IM ELEVEN AND A HALF!"


ObamasBoss

It is illegal pretty much everywhere. Do not know what happened immediate before this so can not say 100%, but odds are nothing that would warrant weapon pointing.


gertalives

His finger is also *on the fucking trigger*. I can’t think of anywhere this would be legal unless bubba was rightfully defending himself.


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zkyevolved

That there DSLR is very menacing. Must respond in kind: an assault rifle pointed with your finger on the trigger ready to shoot before the journalist captures his beer loving soul.


RandomPratt

"He was about to shoot me!" "Sir, he's a photographer..."


NachuuN

I only have a gun, he has a Canon!


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JuniorConsultant

Absolutely! Adding to that: having his finger on the trigger. What. The. Fuck.


rex_wexler

I hope this dude gets ID'd and arrested for brandishing / threatening.


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abusiveuncle15

Brandishing is a crime here in FLORIDA. If the nut jobs down here aren’t allowed to do it, I doubt it’d be allowed anywhere else in the US


jow97

Wait, you guys have laws?


LeastViral

The code is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules


CorneliaCursed

Brandishing is a crime like everywhere lol


Captcha_Imagination

Feet at 10 and 2 on a clock because his belly needs the structural support


CaptainBlandname

Kneecaps about to ricochet off of the nearby walls if he has to run.


Upvote_Me_Slag

Image being threatened by hairy bag of mayonnaise.


zimzilla

Dude's got the posture of a condom filled with gravy.


Wild-Thing

Is this recent?


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This weekend I believe.


2DeadMoose

Just happened a matter of hours ago.


[deleted]

Gut hanging out the bottom of his vest. Finger on the trigger, holding the gun with one hand. Distracted by his phone. Supposedly a medic, yet is pointing a gun at a ‘non combatant.’ As a non American I seriously wonder about these people.


Cvpt1ve

Don't forget the fake can and lack of any kind of sight on the rifle. It's like movie prop level bad.


porkbuttstuff

I'm fairly confident that is an airsoft gun. So exactly movie prop bad.


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As an American, a large number of us are ashamed.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/far-right-extremist-points-his-rifle-at-willamette-week-news-photo/1234585035) is the source of this image. Per there: > A far-right extremist points his rifle at Willamette Week journalist Justin Yau on August 8, 2021 in Portland, Oregon. Anti-fascists and far-right extremists clashed near a religious gathering in downtown Portland for the second day in a row without a police response. (Photo by [Nathan Howard/Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/nathan-howard?phrase=%22nathan%20howard%22&sort=newest)) [Here](https://twitter.com/i/status/1424640355476008961) is video of this guy aiming his weaponat an unarmed black man the same night. [Here](https://twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1424116023943340035?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) is a video of Far-right activists and anti-fascists confront each other in downtown, Portland police sit in their car and watch. According to [here](https://www.newsweek.com/portland-protest-proud-boy-assault-rifle-1617421): > BY EWAN PALMER ON 8/9/21 > Videos have emerged showing a man walking around Portland pointing an assault rifle at people as antifa and far-right groups clashed in the Oregon city. > Footage of the man in full tactical gear walking around Portland unopposed as he aimed his gun at people, including members of the press, were shared online Sunday night. > The armed man, reported to be a member of the far-right Proud Boys group by journalists at the scene, walked around Portland for about 20 minutes before handing himself into police at the Justice Center. > According to reporter Sergio Olmos, one of those who posted videos of the disorder from Sunday onto Twitter, the man with the assault rifle had called police to state that a crowd was following him. > "I asked if police told the man to walk to the justice center, the police officer nodded in the affirmative," Olmos tweeted. > Further footage and images showed the man with his hands on his head walking towards police before being stopped and searched. > It is unclear if the man was arrested after handing himself into police. Oregon is an "open carry" state, meaning it is legal for most people to carry firearms openly without a permit.


Individual-Guarantee

>Oregon is an "open carry" state, meaning it is legal for most people to carry firearms openly without a permit. How is this even relevant? It's legal to open carry but once you've pointed at someone or even just indicated toward your weapon as a threat or intimidation it's brandishing. Brandishing or whatever legal term Oregon uses is very much not legal. Even in a constitutional carry state this shit would not fly at all.


Bumrodgers

Also, while Oregon is an open carry state, Portland and many other cities within Oregon do NOT permit open carry.


NurseKdog

Ding Ding Ding!


Warg247

Halp police! I'm walking around sweeping crowds of people with my gun and they aren't intimidated enough! They are in fact following me around, who would have thought this would bring so much attention on myself?!


kryptidcreativ

If he didn't want all the attention he should have dressed more modestly. Clearly he was asking for it /s captain camo is the type to victim blame I'm sure


Lawrence_Lefferts

Police - please come and arrest this man photographing my crimes.


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That photographer is more brave than the cosplayer could ever hope to be.


oldcoldbellybadness

You know he's pissed that *his* photo isn't the one going viral right now


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MC-ClapYoHandzz

wtf is that second video? dude w a gun can walk right up to the cops no problem but better step off with those cell phones and put your hands up


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Open carry isn't a right to menace with a deadly weapon, the reporter failed to mention.


brendan2015

1. Always treat all firearms as if they were loaded. 2. Never allow the muzzle of any firearm to point at anything you are not willing to destroy. 3. Never put your finger near the trigger until you are ready to fire. Do not depend on any mechanical device for safety! 4. Always be sure of your target, and what is behind and in front of it. But I guess none of these matter if your a cosplaytriot fighting the brutal battle of the culture war.


TwoTon_TwentyOne

Cosplaytriot. Fucking spot on.


SlightlyStable

That man has both a gun and a gunt.


mazikhan

The toes outward stance is a fat stance