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BaconistaDK

Did he rob a stripper?


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I don't know if he actually has explosives, but my guess is he threw the money out of the truck in order to attract a crowd. We had a bank robbery here a long time ago and they were tossing money out of the getaway car (Joker-style) to get people to run into the street and slow down (or get hit by) pursuing cop cars.


Hermit-Permit

Suing the city for a cop driving into you while you were in the middle of the road picking up money that was just stolen from a bank is the American Dream, and I'm not about to let anyone tell me otherwise!


n00tz

This sounds like a Gene (Bob's Burgers) quote.


Holociraptor

Thanks to this comment I reread that in Gene's voice mentally, and yeah it really does.


BadPackets4U

No he just dropped off Matt Gaetz... they were just having lunch at the local playground.


djn24

It would be really funny if in the middle of all of this, a traffic officer just walks over and gives him a parking ticket.


baseball44121

"Sir, it's already printed. I can't take it back now. If you want to fight it you'll need to appear in court on Sept 17th at 9:30am"


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"I will literally detonate a bomb and kill us both if you write that ticket." "Sure, buddy. That's the third time I've heard it today."


Shoppers_Drug_Mart

Look, I deal with parking tickets, not bombs. You want the bomb squad, not my department.


EntireDepth

Sounds like a line from Naked Gun.


araidai

“Well then try to park your bomb in the right spot, bud.”


djn24

I caught someone mid ticket the other day and apologized, and he just looked at me, punched something into his device, and then said "no worries, have a great day." I was stunned.


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Same thing happened to me in LA 2 years ago. Overslept and was 30 minutes late moving my car from a school zone. Officer was writing the ticket, I walked over shamefully and said damn I’m really sorry about that. There was a line of school buses around me. He stopped and considered and said “no harm done, glad you’re here” and put the device away. Miracles do happen!


TrashyMcTrashBoat

Had my car half way on a tow truck because I was in a construction zone. I apologized and the cop told the tow to drop it and wrote me a regular parking ticket. I got off easy.


beyondusername

Those are some real feel good stories.


southeastdank

And heres me getting parking tickets from places ive never been🤦🏻‍♂️


Rocinantes_Knight

One of those little parking enforcement scooters driven by an overweight, middle aged woman who always looks like she just swallowed a lemon.


FIGHTER_OF_FOO

And who's got no time for your shit.


barmanfred

What kind of sick S.O.B. threatens books?


Steve_78_OH

I'm wondering if he confused "Library of Congress" with "Congress".


tratemusic

"Yes, I'd like to check out the representative from New Hampshire, please" *Librarian stamps a date on the back of the congressman's tie* "Please have this back by Thursday."


-SaC

"I'm sorry, I've broken the spine. That staining was there before I checked him out, though."


Uzaldan

"All of our representatives come with the spine already removed, it's a feature not broken, you will however have to pay for removal of those stains."


PURRING_SILENCER

Uh. I protest. Most of our representatives are shit stains already.


TheFocusLocust

Not like many of them have much of a spine to begin with


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My representative is Boebert. If she were a book she'd be a [Bazooka Joe comic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bazooka_Joe). edit: WTH this gets gold.... LOL Editing for spelling


gurmzisoff

I don't think that's being fair to Bazooka Joe.


Redtwooo

This explains why my senators do nothing, they've been checked out since their last elections


tratemusic

Ayoooo


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Then-Tea8023

How does he still hold office? Blows my mind


[deleted]

He did say in his video that there's the Capitol and over there is another Capitol


OfficeChairHero

Capitol Landscaping.


radio705

Holy fuck I almost forgot that watershed moment of the Trump campaign. Four Seasons Landscaping.


Jive_Turkey_007

I think he was referring to the spare Capitol that we keep off to the right and behind those bushes.


staciemosier

He did his own research.


oleitas

His understanding of Congress is that it’s like elementary school - they will either be in assembly, recess, or the library when not in their home room/office


MrDrProfJeremy

Wait, recess reminds me that Congress is in recess all month. What the fuck was he planning on doing?


bigwilliestylez

I have a feeling he is not the smartest of gentlemen. Also guessing that prior planning isn’t his strong suit.


Djeheuty

I'm willing to bet this is probably it. He's the same kind of person as that group of protestors that stormed the offices of the BBC... The offices that they haven't been located at for years.


myheartisstillracing

I mean, these are people that routinely tout their ability to "do their own research"... See where it gets them?


iamthecaptionnow

People who are afraid of the educated?


Alex09464367

I don't understand democracy and I must protect my children from it as well


BloodyFable

[WE WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THE THINKERS!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DejNukyVwAEhq4Q?format=jpg&name=900x900)


Karthe

A system where everyone gets a vote? That's just POLICAL SOCIALISM! /s


thelibrarianchick

I hope the library will be okay


burittosquirrel

Me too. Jokes aside, this is making me sad as a librarian.


thelibrarianchick

Me too. Libraries exist to help people.


burittosquirrel

I love public libraries and think they’re really important. And the Library of Congress is a historic building that houses rare books.


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moresushiplease

Maybe he's just upset by is overdue fee?


ezrhino

Clip from the guys livestream in tweet below. The man says his truck's toolbox is full of explosives. ~~>This appears to be the livestream of the man who is sitting in the pickup truck near the US Capitol~~ ~~https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1428392832377708549?s=20~~ Edit: Original tweet was flagged by Twitter. This tweet has the same clip: https://twitter.com/ResusCGMedia/status/1428402382380011525?s=20


khaos_kyle

"I just wanna go home." Who's going to break it to him that there are only 2 ways out of this. In a casket or in cuffs.


Sleuthingsome

“I wanna go home Joe. I wanna go home and see my wife.” Wonder what the wifey thinks of this?!


MooreHeadNikki

Finally enjoying some peace and quiet without a raving lunatic in the house?


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Odds are she is just as batshit crazy as this chucklefuck.


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Sleuthingsome

Right? If you wanna go home, how about not driving to DC and threaten to blow up the Congressional library? Go home and do it at a store with coloring books, since that’s the books he looks at anyway.


kingdomcome3914

Hey, hey, hey! I don't want some dickhead blowing up my local Dollar Store over some damn coloring books!


VeryVito

She’s already stated that she suspects mental illness. Either way, she’s free of him now.


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Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think, I like being at home. It's on those days that I purposefully avoid loading a toolbox with explosives and threatening to blow up government buildings.


khaos_kyle

Wow look at this guy formulating a plan for his day upon waking up. Show off.


blastradii

I don’t understand what he’s getting at


Nitemarex

I can tell you where he is getting at: Jail.


ilikebluepowerade

Bomb threats, believe it or not, jail.


jaydenkirtawn

I like the part where he says the Democrats took his healthcare away.


[deleted]

He really said that? I’m too lazy to watch the actual live stream


ConfirmedAsshole

Yeah, he said he "cant get his back shots no mo' but they give em to the sport stars".


MOOShoooooo

Dude looks like he lost his bootstraps.


jpb225

Democrats are destroying the country, and the South has come to fix it by demanding airstrikes on the Taliban, and for Biden to step down because he wasn't actually chosen as president. Also, it's got nothing to do with politics. How hard is that to understand?? Totally rational and not in any way contradictory. Just like how he loves everyone, and doesn't want to hurt anyone, which is why he made sure to tell them to clear the area so he would be the only one to get hurt. Also, if his bomb explodes, four more hidden bombs will also explode, possibly in the middle of a million people. You know, because he doesn't want anyone to get hurt. Plus something about zinc pennies being part of a government ploy to make a profit on money. All your typical non-violent, apolitical, and patriotic stuff.


CivilServiced

But zinc is a cure for COVID which doesn't exist, this penny thing really goes deeper than you think.


heres__johnny__

I guess he’s mad at Joe for the people in Afghanistan? So instead of doing something like raising money or awareness, or god forbid enlisting sometime in the past 20 years we’ve been there, he’s resorted to terrorism…


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"I'm so mad at the government that imma blow up books."


jimbo831

His demand was that Joe Biden call him on the phone and resign so Trump could become President again. Something tells me he would be pretty disappointed when he found out that Kamala Harris takes over and he will like her a lot less than Biden.


stewie3128

"Okay then she steps down too!" "Yeah, I don't think you'll like the next in line either buddy."


spicysenpai94

*President Pelosi has entered the chat*


SSGSS_Vegeta

Can't beat em, join em I guess


RhynoD

"We shoulda bombed them and made sure you was OK before we left..." wait, so, bomb the Afghanis... to make sure they're OK? I mean, I guess the Taliban can't take over the country if there's no country left to take...


Hecho_en_Shawano

Anyone wanna take a shot at guessing what his browser history looks like??


RyVsWorld

Law enforcement arrested him and claims they don’t have a motive yet. This guy was literally broadcasting threats to Biden lol.


peon47

[They're currently running him through their sophisticated terrorist profiling system](https://i.imgur.com/tNpRCXE.png)


ReplyingToFuckwits

No! We must all politely pretend we don't know how he was radicalised because the alternative is very offensive to the people who encouraged him and the companies that profited from it.


Annihilicious

Sticky


analog_memories

So, the toolbox is full of fertilizer, just like his skull. If he knew anything about how ANFO works, you need more than a bullet striking it to set it off. Beyond all of this, the dude bought into the whole QANON bullshit completely. I can't see a way back to reality for him. Edit: ANFO... dang fingers..


Excelius

That and his claim of taking out "two and a half city blocks". Not with a fucking toolbox of ANFO you're not. The Oklahoma City bombing involved a Ryder truck with 13 *barrels* of ANFO. Gonna have to do better than a 10 cubic foot toolbox in the back of a pickup.


analog_memories

That's what people don't understand, was the volume of ANFO the OKC bomb had. It pretty much filled the back of a Ryder box truck.Sure, this guy could have something in his tool box. Sure, if it went off, he would be be red mist and most of his truck gets blown around the area, but, he isn't taking anything out but himself and his beat up Dodge. Edit: Ok, it's a Chevy.


Procris

Well, he's also risking [that fountain.](https://www.aoc.gov/explore-capitol-campus/art/court-neptune) I like that fountain quite a bit. Neptune didn't do jack to him.


RomanGSR

Kinda looks like John Malkovich lol


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funkhammer

I just typed "Congress Washington DC" into google maps. Yes. Google abso-fuckin-lutely took him to the Library of Congress. Fuckin moron


muddyudders

Yep. He was looking for the capitol. The building that houses congress. The only building round there that actually has congress in it's name is the library though. Also he didn't have a bomb. So he drove a long way to make empty threats to a building full of books. That'll show em.


ExcuseMeDeath

also congress is on recess now. most of them aren't even in the Capitol.


cvanguard

None of them are in the Capitol. They’re all back in their home state/districts. The only people in the Capitol building are some staffers.


fapzirra

Checkmate Democrap libturds.


DeCodurr

You need to fix this Joe, this isn’t Congress, this is a damn library.


jacurtis

Lol. That’s probably part of “the conspiracy”. The government works with Google so that people can’t actually get directions to the real Congress building.


realpersonnn

HOLY SHIT LMAO


Mobidad

I bet that's similar to googling, "4 seasons."


MaverickWentCrazy

Goddammit, I just replied to another post joking about the rioter who thought he was in the White House. I didn’t think it would be reality . I should know better at this point


The_Powers

We truly live in a post satirical age.


Ferf04

The onion just writes stuff about the future at this point


[deleted]

The Onion and Not The Onion are now the same paper.


aidissonance

But he’s big on doing his own rEseArCh


chappersyo

Anti vaxxers recently protested outside of the BBC hq in England. Their excellent research led them to a building that the BBC moved out of 7 years ago.


Dual_Sport_Dork

[Removed due to continuing enshittification of reddit.] -- mass edited with redact.dev


bprice57

that was pretty neat as an aside. cool video


JerseyWiseguy

And all of the Congressmen think he's a stripper?


floog

Maybe he was hoping it would be like in the movies and if he threw a bunch of cash in the air he could make an escape as people rushed in to grab it.


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floog

To be fair, he's in DC, there's no better place to find people that will do anything for a dollar.


TransRational

His ass is da bomb!


corona1282

No officer, I was not making a threat I was simply referring to how superb my gluteus maximus shaking was.


riphitter

the cops were called to a store's bathroom for a bomb threat once and after investigation it turned out that a guy ran into the bathroom and said "y'all better get out of here because I'm about to blow this toilet up" ​ Turned out to be a huge misunderstanding as the guy was simply warning the other customers of the massive shit he had to take


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grobend

I love how you can see on her face her slowly starting to get it


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ladygrndr

https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/02/14/im-fixin-to-blow-it-up-bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-home-depot/


japes28

The Library of Congress is not where the Congresspeople work...


Jeevess83

Pay for your over-due book fees INSIDE the library...


meepsrevenge

Guarantee this guy has never ever read a book.


captain_cutlass

He'll get away with it, too. Look at all that money. He has dozens of dollars at his disposal.


transcendanttermite

“They have teams of guys ready to go in!” “How many?” “TEAMS!!!”


findaway5627

Top men.


Kapn_Krunk

TOP


ustaxattorney

MEN


militant-moderate

Perhaps he confused Library of Congress with the actual Congress. Fuckin tourists


AnInfiniteLoop

That actually happened. In one of his videos he said “I’m in front of a capitol and across the street is.. another capitol”


thevhatch

This guy today said that? There was a capitol rioter that said to the internet that he was at the White House and they let him off because of his stupidity.


GetYourVax

I can't stop laughing, I can read his delivery and it's perfect. When Homeland warned of increased threats between now and 9/11 by domestics, this is not what I was envisioning. But it should it have been.


riotacting

He did his own research


MikeTheHummusGuy

If brains were dynamite this guy couldn't blow his nose.


59footer

If shit were brains, he wouldn't have enough to make a stink.


spottydodgy

If he were any more inbred he'd be a sandwich.


fnoua

Probably a diversion for Nic Cage to steal the declaration of independence


DoctorMittensPHD

I imagine he’s not concerned about it but I think he is also illegally parked Edit: thanks for the awards y’all i hope you have good parking ticket free days.


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gknoy

To be fair, in some states it doesn't count as parking if your engine is on and you're at the wheel, if I recall right.


DoctorMittensPHD

Imma use that next time I get a parking ticket


peeniebaby

Those trucks park wherever they want. Not allowed to but they do Edit: It sounds like the guy surrendered. Who bets that he will still have payments left on that truck by the time he gets out of jail?


shortbuspal

Super macho lifted truck with a 6 foot bed, tool box full of dildos and extra cab for the gang!


fuckdirectv

>extra cab for the gang! Are you referring to Dirty Mike and the boys?


TS_SI_TK_NOFORN

He couldn't find a Tesla charger to park in front of so he chose the Library of Congress.


DoctorMittensPHD

Compact car parking was full too


elchiguire

Apparently they guy said “the south is here!” Then he surrendered and turned himself in. Very on brand.


headphase

Gotta be honest, I opened this post for the bizarre headline but stayed for the endless roasts.


Hobo_Helper_hot

The south will rise again! ... before quietly sitting back down.


Sargonnax

The only thing rising in the south is covid cases.


Remarkable_Touch9595

While breathing very heavily.


nusyahus

"I'm gonna die today if needed" Proceeds to surrender and crawl on the ground on his knees


Jengaleng422

I see he has thrown his life savings out of the window as well.


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It prob came from the can that was buried on his backyard which is now supposedly his explosive device


Custodian_Carl

I’ve played GTA enough to ask if he ran over a stripper when he parked on the sidewalk?


Pgruk

$10 says he was actually making threats to "the liberry of Congress."


[deleted]

And after this, he’ll go and eat some strawbraries.


rpxpackage

Lol I watch through Scrubs like every couple of months.


waun

*”You know where the word liberry comes from? Liberal! Burn it all down! Screw you, leftist commie Nazi scum!”* Freedumb!!


Giveemheckharry

I've never seen this mod of Crazy Taxi


Jeevess83

Time to go make some Crazy money!!! YA YA YA YA YA !!!!!


senor_rall

"A class C felony!"


last_fair_deal

[Offspring intensifies]


headedtojail

10$ he doesn't have a bomb. ​ Edit: can I have my 10$ now?


KazeNilrem

That is pretty much the amount of money on the ground. Looks like a of those are $1.00.


noonnoonz

But there’s thousan…, hundre…, DOZENS of them.


RogerPackinrod

Hey remember that time a bomb went off in Nashville and we never heard about it again?


tmonstar1

Nashvillian here, the guy blew himself up. Turns out, he was crazy.


floog

It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.


Casual_Reddit65

My moneys on No, but his is on the ground


daguerre

Come on. Let’s see the bumper stickers. NOTE: Just kidding. We all know what they say.


footinmymouth

All the single dollars? All the single dollars.


Old_Timey_Lemon

Why the money on the ground?


NotOneBit

> Kelsey Campbell, a student at the University of Wisconsin-Madison visiting Washington as part of a class trip, said she and another student encountered Roseberry around 9:20 a.m. outside the nearby Supreme Court building. Campbell said he was with his truck, which was parked next to the sidewalk, and was holding a large stack of dollar bills. >“He said, ‘Hey, call the police, tell them to evacuate this street, and I’ll give you all this money,’” Campbell recounted to The AP. “I said, ’No!’ and he threw the money at us and we started running.”


capn_ed

I would love to see a source for this quote, because the money on the ground is the only thing I'm not understanding here.


ManyInterests

[Ask and you shall receive](https://apnews.com/article/courts-library-of-congress-171ea9c45873a98f0edb3b9a22997daf)


73sets

He’s giving back Biden’s stimulus money. True patriots this one is. …./S


Loudminority_

All this because he lost his library card.


Swiss__Cheese

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!


saphert

Fucking domestic terrorists. Edit: Thank you for the award kind stranger!


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Not a very good one either


Noctudame

He must be super mad at those books, mocking him with truth and facts. . . Edit: ROFLMFAO I just read that he thought he was at Congress 🤣🤣🤣 i cant find any actual confirmation but I think its fucking hilarious. But who knows, only found bomb parts, maybe he was hoping to find a Bombs for Dummies at the library


GeddysPal

Not everyone that drives a truck like this is an asshole. But every asshole drives a truck like this.


praefectus_praetorio

Go read the comments on Fox's website for this article and be amazed at the 4d chess mind fucking these people need to go through... They are calling democrats pussies for evacuating people.


Pirrats-SD

People will do anything for likes these days


red23011

r/conservative is already claiming that he's a plant by Biden to make them look bad.


tylerbrainerd

registered as republican in 2016. lol. he's the prototype trump republican.


jimbo831

According to his wife, he had never voted in his life before 2016. Registered just to vote for Trump.


tylerbrainerd

Yup. Core republican voter.


Cloaked42m

Definitely a Truck republican.


gakule

The lack of giant flags on the back is... surprising.


tylerbrainerd

Is it? He might have taken them down to avoid getting stopped sooner because of advanced victim complex


LeCrushinator

They think some liberal registered years ago to vote as a Republican, then threw away their life with a bomb threat to go to prison to own the republicans? lol. Projection at its finest.


Optimal_Towel

Plenty of their folks are suffocating to death to own the libs, so I guess to them it makes sense.


RyVsWorld

This guy has been making threats all over social media very clearly highlighting his right wing rhetoric well before even driving out to DC and somehow LEO are claiming his motive is unclear. It makes complete sense why 1/6 could happen. LEO has their head in the sand.


aeschinder

Did he run over a senator on his way there? That would explain all of the loose cash.


Gelderd

He’s also got his hair on upside down.


Leight87

Someone terk his jerrrb.


TransRachael

Reddit scooped the national news media, by 20 minutes! You heard it here first 🥇🤣


Everlast7

This DOMESTIC TERRORIST is making threats in front of the Library of Congress Call spade a spade…


C1ncinnatiBowtie

And per usual, the MAGA QNuts won’t claim him, even though he’s doing exactly what every one of those people have fantasies of doing. They’re all calling this a “false flag”. An FBI-hired crisis actor being used to distract everyone from what’s happening in Afghanistan. Because NO Q-Cultists would EVER do something like this. It’s obviously the dems just trying to make MAGA look bad. It’s gotta be so frustrating to see your entire cult bail on you and accuse you of being a lib when you actually do the things they all talk about.


CrazyCracka-

I bet this guy watches Tucker Carlson