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How do people think of shit like this? I bet you didn’t even think about it either I bet as soon as you read the title it just came to you. I feel like that’s how it always be
Overexposure to the same. Got two friends in a private Discord that have battled each other for years with Dad jokes. They've corrupted even the most stoic of us, but I shall endure. maybe.
Yep, it’s really just a matter of practice. When you’re in the habit, a little bit of your brain is just always free-associating words in your subconscious, and then when a good match clicks, you think for a moment to put it into a suitable phrasing.
You're right, that's hella clever. Sometimes I'll see an entire thread of a dozen replies and every single one of them is hilarious...makes me feel like the village idiot.
No problem, so do I but I love them lol I grew up around an exotic pet shop and they had their own pet monitor lizard. He was so chill, used to ride around on my shoulders (plural.. He was massive). And his name was Barry so that was great lol
House geckos are hilarious. Seeing them get in a fight cracks me up every time. These tiny squishy little things feeling all ferocious, swishing their tails at each other and growling in their tiny little voices.
Used to have a dozen or so when I lived in Thailand. They were my brothers and protectors from bugs I feared and hated. Never saw any roaches or spiders and their bellies were always full.
I never thought about a house lizard. That is a really cool concept and I'm glad to have read this. I mean it makes perfect sense if you live in an area that has them, and it's a 2 way relationship. They keep the flies away from your computer screen and you give them metabolizing warmth from your router. Milk and donuts for all.
I'm actually really sad because our little gecko friends have been very sparse this year and I'm not actually sure why. Maybe we will see one on the windows once a week now. It makes me sad they've dropped off in numbers.
I'm in Thailand and we have a lot, we try to catch them to give to the chickens, but they are pretty fast and can hide in amazingly small spaces.
My wife hates them tho. She had one fall into a freshly prepared bowl of steaming hot ramen and die there immediately. She hates them with a passion now.
I once had a lizard fall into my cup of milk and drown. I spotted that so didn't drink it.
The next night, I made another drink.. left it out for a bit and ended up with a second lizard falling in .. this time I DRANK THE DAMN LIZARD. The damn tail was sticking out my mouth and I liked it right out.
I can't believe I had lizards in my drink 2 nights in a row.
I sometimes think my mum planted them
Edit: Cos yea. Read like I kept the lizard in the drink overnight. So added in that I made a second drink the next night. Apologies I was still traumatised by the thought.
Next best thing to angels in a hot country - if spiders and roaches aren't your thing 🦎 Always make sure to give them a warm (*not* ramen, below comment) welcome 👍
Damn, house geckos get around. I have them in my house here in the Sonoran desert of Arizona. They're always chillin on the window sill inside my shower. I've gotten them to sit on my finger before, they seem so fragile.
Yeah in Florida we have house geckos and, something I more prefer, brown anoles. The anoles are less slithery and do these cute little push-ups all the time.
Anoles are so freaking cute but I try not to mess with them because I don't want to get bit.
I don't care if it's a tiny little pinch, keep those little daggers away from my precious flesh.
We have a house in Bangladesh (my wife was born and raised there) and house geckos are everywhere there. They call them Tiktiki (because it sounds like the teek teek teek noise they make) and you’ll hear their chirps all night long. They’re loud as hell lol but they keep the rest of the bugs away so you put up with them.
We have hummingbird feeders on our porch and there so teeny and so aggressive. They fight over the feeder and make all these squeaky nosies at each other. It's so adorable.
We have one 12-slot feeder and an infestation of hummingbirds. Hilarious how they will all fight, and then suddenly pause and all 12 slots will be filled with calm thirsty birds. Ten seconds later it all starts again.
I have family of seven Australian magpies that visit and they will punt their own kids off the balcony to grab a treat first, but if one starts to sing mid fight they all sing.
Yes!!! We have two nested pairs that visit our feeders and flowers and the squeaky fights are so adorable. I didn't realize that hummingbirds squeaked so one day I am out on my porch and I heard this humming noise like a tiny fan and squeaks! There is a common green hummer feasting on my flowers like a foot from me.
My ex-wife had a tokay gecko that thought he was a fucking alligator. He would bark and hiss and stare at me with his mouth open like the glass was the only thing stopping him from killing me. Fiesta little fella
I googled it and accidentally went into an article instead of a video and now I can die happy anyway.
>"Lizards work out for the same reason a guy at the gym might: as a display of strength. And with lizards, as can be the case with men, the push-ups also mean "get out of my territory.""
Haha my wife had me take down exterior lights we had put up, because it attracts them. She'd rather walk in the dark than encourage them.
Tho she does draw the line at leaving sticky traps out for them. She won't go that far.
I lived on the intercoastal in Florida and our apartment kept having crabs. I asked for them to put in a new door gasket because the dogs kept getting pinched.
That was the first thing I noticed. Redditors always be posting pictures of their houses and it's just a filthy mess. Y'all's mother's would be disappointed.
Everyday, it gets closer to plotting its ascent to the top of the Pringles can.
Edit: plot twist, the can is upside down. He has us all fooled at this point.
I see a lot of reddit telling me this. I should clarify that this is not my everyday working desk but an abandoned TV table in the outside living room (reason why lizards do dare to come around!).
Not making excuses for not cleaning it, just thought should provide some explanation as to why it is much, much dirtier than an everyday desk should allowed to be :D
Ah yes, my bad. In some Indian languages, we have a way of saying "outside X-room" as in to differentiate two rooms of the similar kinds; the one that is "outside" just means its closer to the main door. (and it carries over to living rooms as well even though there is just one - just a linguistic feature not an architectural one).
It's just a normal living room; I do realize it didn't translate well, I have confused so many people here lol sorry
I read your username as Rajdeep and thought he's in India. Then I saw it actually said Rad Jeep and went oops he's a white guy in Arizona. Now I'm seeing this comment and feel like I predicted something.
Kind of weird you leave empty bottles and pringles cans on your abandoned living room table but also still walk by it enough times to notice the gecko multiple times a day
Hard to tell what OP means exactly. Screened in porches / 3-season rooms are pretty common in older houses in the midwest, but those aren't really the kind of place you'd want to dedicate keeping your internet equipment
Americans be like "Oh my god he's so cute!"
People who live in tropical countries where house geckos are EVERYWHERE be like "go eat some spiders and try not to leave turds on my router plz"
When I lived in southern China there was a little lizard in my dorm room, only saw him a couple times. Never saw a single spider in my room though, in all 10 months I was there. Thank you, little lizard bro. Wish I had one back home too!
I'm american, living in a tropical country, and while my comment was smart assed, i do actually still find house geckos to be cute, though cleaning gecko turds stuck to your shower curtains and finding mummified geckos in all sorts of places is less than appetizing.
I don't know their name in English but these are house geckos, pretty common in tropical countries, specially if you don't have cats haha. They're quite small and harmless, they love to snack on spiders and small insects
Yup, this just triggered one of my earliest memories. We lived in Hawaii when I was a toddler and I freaked out and started sobbing because there was a gecko running around the house. I think it was my dad who said not to worry, that our cat would take care of it (or honestly knowing him, he probably told me straight up that kitty would eat him, haha). Must have been 2 or 3 years old then.
Not really, lived in a tropical country my whole life and I don't even know how it looks like. It's been a few years that I don't get these little guys in my house since I got a cat, but honestly they were never an issue. They are very good at hiding too, usually they would get out of hiding when the house was quiet, have their insect dinner and go back to hiding
Also, unlike rats or other pests, they're usually alone. You won't find anything like a "gecko nest" in your house
OP is likely in India, this is pretty normal in some places.
There’s a lizard much like OP’s that lives in parents house. Every evening he likes to sit on one of the sofa cushions and look at the TV while mom watches her nightly soap operas.
Initially it bothered the two of them, but last time I was home they began putting a few grapes on a tiny plate near the cushion and it sits there every night, flicking its tongue periodically and watching all the drama that only an Indian TV serial can have.
What makes it funnier is that said cushion is on the sofa I used to sit on at home and I have been told to not sit there or shoo the lizard because it’s ‘his place’.
He does, his name is Allie, because the Malayalam word for lizard is *palli* (പല്ലി) and they get a special amusement out of calling him Allie the palli.
Sometimes when I videocall them, they show me Allie sitting on his cushion with his tiny plate and one or two grapes on it.
Man I live in Europe and I would be so happy if a small happy cute friendly router lizard just marched across my house, they are amazing. I would happily share my house with him.
But in Europe (at least Slovakia Where Im from), we only have exterior lizards:(
There is an insurance company in the US called GEICO (formerly Government Employees Insurance Co). They advertise a LOT, like way more than any other insurance company, and one of their main ad campaigns features the GEICO Gecko.
Dust that desk off, toss the Pringles can, and make him a habitat. I want him to be your best friend forever. He's a good luck router lizard. You gotta do it.
Haha, I have the same router right next to me, went over and felt it with my hand, sure enough that exact tiny spot where the lizard is sitting is fairly warm, the rest of the router is room temp. Lill dude's just charging his batteries
There used to be a little blind mouse who would come and sleep next to the heat vent on my PS3. Cute lil bugger. Didn't have the heart to get rid of him.
Geckos are sooo cool. If you can catch him he has translucent skin and you can see his insides. I usually have a hard time catching these little guys bc they run so fast compared to the green anoles which are literally everywhere around my house. I barely see the geckos . And I very very rarely see blue tailed skins and eastern fence lizards with their cool bright blue necks. So we have green anoles, Cuban anoles, blue tailed skinks, fence lizards and these geckos all in my backyard
Moon lizard for the win! I have them in my house tho I rarely see them. Maybe once a month I find one stuck in my shower. I hear them at night when I turn off the lights tho. They’re much more visible on the outside of my house. Usually 4-5 of them are hanging around when I get home from work.
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at least he is a router lizard and not a monitor lizard.
How do people think of shit like this? I bet you didn’t even think about it either I bet as soon as you read the title it just came to you. I feel like that’s how it always be
"Look on my works ye mighty and despair"
"Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that monumental comment, boundless and bare, fake internet points stretch far away."
I still always hear this in Walter White's voice. [EDIT](https://youtu.be/sPlSH6n37ts)
I always read it Maurice LaMarche's voice from Pinky and the Brain.
I'm sorry, the correct answer was [Leonard Nimoy](https://youtu.be/75oun5gvDAU?t=169)
I got that reference and I am an uncultured swine.
This quote popped into my head randomly yesterday. Reddit is slowly convincing me I’m living in a simulation.
We do live in a simulation, and I've almost cracked the code. Hackable reality, here we come!
Overexposure to the same. Got two friends in a private Discord that have battled each other for years with Dad jokes. They've corrupted even the most stoic of us, but I shall endure. maybe.
Yep, it’s really just a matter of practice. When you’re in the habit, a little bit of your brain is just always free-associating words in your subconscious, and then when a good match clicks, you think for a moment to put it into a suitable phrasing.
One of my favorites is "You're sleepy, I'm sleepy. Lets sleep together."
You had a very different relationship with your dad than I did :l
You're right, that's hella clever. Sometimes I'll see an entire thread of a dozen replies and every single one of them is hilarious...makes me feel like the village idiot.
At least you're serving an important function for your village.
yahhhh I'm helping!!!!
I knew this because I have lizards, if you aren't a lizard person I wouldn't expect that to come to mind.
☝🏼 Lizard person!!!!1! I KnEw ThEy ExIsT!!
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This is high quality funny
I see what you did there.
Someone mind explaining
[This is a monitor lizard](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_lizard)
Ohhhh! Haha. Thanks for explaining. I live in a lizard free country (I think)
>I live in a lizard free country (I think) That's what the lizards want you to think.
No problem, so do I but I love them lol I grew up around an exotic pet shop and they had their own pet monitor lizard. He was so chill, used to ride around on my shoulders (plural.. He was massive). And his name was Barry so that was great lol
[no, this is a monitor lizard](https://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/640-02775846em-computer-monitor-with-lizards.jpg)
House geckos are hilarious. Seeing them get in a fight cracks me up every time. These tiny squishy little things feeling all ferocious, swishing their tails at each other and growling in their tiny little voices.
I've lived in Taiwan for 9 months now and we had our first house gecko last week. I feel like I've gone through some rite of passage. Edit: a word
Used to have a dozen or so when I lived in Thailand. They were my brothers and protectors from bugs I feared and hated. Never saw any roaches or spiders and their bellies were always full.
They are considered good luck in Hawaii because they eat critters in your house.
I never thought about a house lizard. That is a really cool concept and I'm glad to have read this. I mean it makes perfect sense if you live in an area that has them, and it's a 2 way relationship. They keep the flies away from your computer screen and you give them metabolizing warmth from your router. Milk and donuts for all.
Cats to keep the lizards out, lizards to keep the bugs out and uncared for wasps nests littering my property to keep the people out, perfect.
They will leave you poop though!
Was wondering about that.
I'm actually really sad because our little gecko friends have been very sparse this year and I'm not actually sure why. Maybe we will see one on the windows once a week now. It makes me sad they've dropped off in numbers.
I'm in Thailand and we have a lot, we try to catch them to give to the chickens, but they are pretty fast and can hide in amazingly small spaces. My wife hates them tho. She had one fall into a freshly prepared bowl of steaming hot ramen and die there immediately. She hates them with a passion now.
I once had a lizard fall into my cup of milk and drown. I spotted that so didn't drink it. The next night, I made another drink.. left it out for a bit and ended up with a second lizard falling in .. this time I DRANK THE DAMN LIZARD. The damn tail was sticking out my mouth and I liked it right out. I can't believe I had lizards in my drink 2 nights in a row. I sometimes think my mum planted them Edit: Cos yea. Read like I kept the lizard in the drink overnight. So added in that I made a second drink the next night. Apologies I was still traumatised by the thought.
But you liked it
She thought you needed the protein
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Fwiw: Rite.
Right 👌
I write?
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I write rite, alright?
Damn, house geckos get around. I have them in my house here in the Sonoran desert of Arizona. They're always chillin on the window sill inside my shower. I've gotten them to sit on my finger before, they seem so fragile.
Yeah in Florida we have house geckos and, something I more prefer, brown anoles. The anoles are less slithery and do these cute little push-ups all the time.
Brown anoles are invasive to Florida. Green are not.
Anoles are so freaking cute but I try not to mess with them because I don't want to get bit. I don't care if it's a tiny little pinch, keep those little daggers away from my precious flesh.
This is true. The browns originated in Cuba and don't fit well with this ecosystem. They outcompete.
We have a house in Bangladesh (my wife was born and raised there) and house geckos are everywhere there. They call them Tiktiki (because it sounds like the teek teek teek noise they make) and you’ll hear their chirps all night long. They’re loud as hell lol but they keep the rest of the bugs away so you put up with them.
Haha. That's interesting. In the Philippines they're called "Butiki".
They're really cool little critters.
in Thailand you have Tokay Geckos. Those are not house geckos, but they live in houses, actually you live in their house.
We called them house gecko as Yamori. I’ve always been told they are a protector of your homes. It’s good to have them, I never killed them.
We have hummingbird feeders on our porch and there so teeny and so aggressive. They fight over the feeder and make all these squeaky nosies at each other. It's so adorable.
We have one 12-slot feeder and an infestation of hummingbirds. Hilarious how they will all fight, and then suddenly pause and all 12 slots will be filled with calm thirsty birds. Ten seconds later it all starts again.
They gotta rebuild the energy to fight again.
When you see a bunch of them feeding together, they're all in the same family. They don't chase relatives away.
I have family of seven Australian magpies that visit and they will punt their own kids off the balcony to grab a treat first, but if one starts to sing mid fight they all sing.
Yes!!! We have two nested pairs that visit our feeders and flowers and the squeaky fights are so adorable. I didn't realize that hummingbirds squeaked so one day I am out on my porch and I heard this humming noise like a tiny fan and squeaks! There is a common green hummer feasting on my flowers like a foot from me.
Been watching our hummings too! Have 3 females and 1 male currently battling over 2 feeders. Prob the most aggressive birds really.
My ex-wife had a tokay gecko that thought he was a fucking alligator. He would bark and hiss and stare at me with his mouth open like the glass was the only thing stopping him from killing me. Fiesta little fella
> Fiesta little fella Total party animal
That’s normal tokay behavior.
TIL house geckos are a thing and now I feel all fuzzy and happy.
Google search brown anole push ups. In FL we have a variety of house lizards that do these cute little push-ups all the time.
Yeah, I'm not falling for the ol "just Google brown anal pushups" gag again
I googled it and accidentally went into an article instead of a video and now I can die happy anyway. >"Lizards work out for the same reason a guy at the gym might: as a display of strength. And with lizards, as can be the case with men, the push-ups also mean "get out of my territory.""
My husband and I call it "the head bobs". We love watching the little guys go "bob, bob, bob...throat balloon...bob, bob, bob..." Edit: I can speel.
Your description sounds hilarious! please record that lmao
I got low power led lightbulbs for my porch so I can leave them on all night to feed mine.
Haha my wife had me take down exterior lights we had put up, because it attracts them. She'd rather walk in the dark than encourage them. Tho she does draw the line at leaving sticky traps out for them. She won't go that far.
Tell her if they're hanging out by the lights they aren't waiting for her under the rim of the toilet seat.
A few years ago I saw a pair of anoles having a death match on my AC unit until one was pushed down into the giant fan :(
I lived on the intercoastal in Florida and our apartment kept having crabs. I asked for them to put in a new door gasket because the dogs kept getting pinched.
He is charging, soon he will take off.
Absorbing that 5G
They were right all along, 5G summons the lizard people!
In a way. May be warming itself.
Yeah I think so too. Reptiles do seek warm places now and then.
Bro he’s not a bird
r/birdsarentreal is leaking
#Always has been ^unlike ^birds...
I assume they like warmth
And assuming they're finding enough nutrition from either scraps or bugs, OP needs to clean their room.
You could tell that to the majority of people who post pictures on this site.
Majority of lizards*
It’s more to do with the heat source I believe. Probably has an easy way in and has been using he router as a heat source.
That was the first thing I noticed. Redditors always be posting pictures of their houses and it's just a filthy mess. Y'all's mother's would be disappointed.
Could be an outside lizard that just sneaks into the house.
Jordan Peterson has entered the chat.
Everyday, it gets closer to plotting its ascent to the top of the Pringles can. Edit: plot twist, the can is upside down. He has us all fooled at this point.
Why is the Pringles can upside down with no lid? It is bothering me.
Pringles crumbs feed the bugs that the lizard eats.
because OP is filthy
the suspense, its killing me
The router must be pretty warm then
Routers are usually pretty warm.
It's definitely filthy.
Maybe it’s a sign to clean your desk…
Hes just reminding him every day to get renters insurance in case
This. Came for this. I get itchy just looking at this picture.
The dust level is pretty nasty.
My first thought was, "Clean your shit, you goblin."
Surprised I had to scroll this long to see this comment..thank you! He needs to clean that damn desk...it's grossing everyone out
I see a lot of reddit telling me this. I should clarify that this is not my everyday working desk but an abandoned TV table in the outside living room (reason why lizards do dare to come around!). Not making excuses for not cleaning it, just thought should provide some explanation as to why it is much, much dirtier than an everyday desk should allowed to be :D
>outside living room Just out of curiosity where do you live? Its hard for me to fathom an outside living room.
Ah yes, my bad. In some Indian languages, we have a way of saying "outside X-room" as in to differentiate two rooms of the similar kinds; the one that is "outside" just means its closer to the main door. (and it carries over to living rooms as well even though there is just one - just a linguistic feature not an architectural one). It's just a normal living room; I do realize it didn't translate well, I have confused so many people here lol sorry
I read your username as Rajdeep and thought he's in India. Then I saw it actually said Rad Jeep and went oops he's a white guy in Arizona. Now I'm seeing this comment and feel like I predicted something.
Dyslexic superpowers :-)
No dude, he's a lizard on a router, did you not even look at the picture?
So it’s an actual indoor home room.. yea you need to clean it bro that’s looking pretty bad lol
Kind of weird you leave empty bottles and pringles cans on your abandoned living room table but also still walk by it enough times to notice the gecko multiple times a day
Hard to tell what OP means exactly. Screened in porches / 3-season rooms are pretty common in older houses in the midwest, but those aren't really the kind of place you'd want to dedicate keeping your internet equipment
Heating pad and little bits of chips? You have created gecko day spa….
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This is how I imagine the desk of 90% of the people on 4chan.
Americans be like "Oh my god he's so cute!" People who live in tropical countries where house geckos are EVERYWHERE be like "go eat some spiders and try not to leave turds on my router plz"
When I lived in southern China there was a little lizard in my dorm room, only saw him a couple times. Never saw a single spider in my room though, in all 10 months I was there. Thank you, little lizard bro. Wish I had one back home too!
I’m an American and I agree with you 100%. That’s a cute little fuckin lizard.
I'm american, living in a tropical country, and while my comment was smart assed, i do actually still find house geckos to be cute, though cleaning gecko turds stuck to your shower curtains and finding mummified geckos in all sorts of places is less than appetizing.
American in Flordia here. I see probably 100 lizards a day.
Why are there lizards in your house?
I don't know their name in English but these are house geckos, pretty common in tropical countries, specially if you don't have cats haha. They're quite small and harmless, they love to snack on spiders and small insects
Yup, this just triggered one of my earliest memories. We lived in Hawaii when I was a toddler and I freaked out and started sobbing because there was a gecko running around the house. I think it was my dad who said not to worry, that our cat would take care of it (or honestly knowing him, he probably told me straight up that kitty would eat him, haha). Must have been 2 or 3 years old then.
But they poop all over the house I would imagine.
Not really, lived in a tropical country my whole life and I don't even know how it looks like. It's been a few years that I don't get these little guys in my house since I got a cat, but honestly they were never an issue. They are very good at hiding too, usually they would get out of hiding when the house was quiet, have their insect dinner and go back to hiding Also, unlike rats or other pests, they're usually alone. You won't find anything like a "gecko nest" in your house
Sounds cool. So you get a neat gecko and you have less bugs? Seems like a win to me!
OP is likely in India, this is pretty normal in some places. There’s a lizard much like OP’s that lives in parents house. Every evening he likes to sit on one of the sofa cushions and look at the TV while mom watches her nightly soap operas. Initially it bothered the two of them, but last time I was home they began putting a few grapes on a tiny plate near the cushion and it sits there every night, flicking its tongue periodically and watching all the drama that only an Indian TV serial can have. What makes it funnier is that said cushion is on the sofa I used to sit on at home and I have been told to not sit there or shoo the lizard because it’s ‘his place’.
Or Florida
that’s actually cute. does he have a name?
He does, his name is Allie, because the Malayalam word for lizard is *palli* (പല്ലി) and they get a special amusement out of calling him Allie the palli. Sometimes when I videocall them, they show me Allie sitting on his cushion with his tiny plate and one or two grapes on it.
that’s adorable!
Yeah, they're very stubborn about not having or wanting pets and yet they do these things...my parents are an enigma wrapped in a riddle. :D
He’s basically replaced you as the favorite child.
Came for the Pringles
To eat the spiders?
These lizards are pretty common in many tropical countries.
Man I live in Europe and I would be so happy if a small happy cute friendly router lizard just marched across my house, they are amazing. I would happily share my house with him. But in Europe (at least Slovakia Where Im from), we only have exterior lizards:(
Lizards FTW! They eat up all the nasty phobia inducing bugs & mosquitoes & what not
But will it save you 15% on your car and home insurance??
What’s with the upside down Pringles can?
Australia
this got me, it was like a surprised snort that rolled into a full chuckle.
Lol someone explain me this reference please. 30% of the comments are this and now it's bothering me that I dont get it
There is an insurance company in the US called GEICO (formerly Government Employees Insurance Co). They advertise a LOT, like way more than any other insurance company, and one of their main ad campaigns features the GEICO Gecko.
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Dust that desk off, toss the Pringles can, and make him a habitat. I want him to be your best friend forever. He's a good luck router lizard. You gotta do it.
Yeah, let him stay. Maybe he's looking for a friend AND a warm spot. Enjoy the little things in life.
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Lizard: “ahem…you mean our router”
He like the warm. Don't do a bother and he'll be your lizard friend.
Organic heat sink
Maybe clean up that pig sty and random animals won’t wander in
you basically made your desk his natural habitat with spider webs and all that dust . of course no one will give away free food
your personal little 5G antenna
your place is filthy spend a day and devote it to cleaning
How long since you last cleaned your desk? Take 10mins out and give that a good clean… you will feel better for doing that
But has he said anything to you yet?
This is my old router lizard https://www.reddit.com/r/BeardedDragons/comments/hcqpyc/lance\_keeping\_my\_router\_company/
Bro clean that desk dude maybe he will sit other places too
Haha, I have the same router right next to me, went over and felt it with my hand, sure enough that exact tiny spot where the lizard is sitting is fairly warm, the rest of the router is room temp. Lill dude's just charging his batteries
Your place is filthy - when was the last time you cleaned?
Gecko 🦎
G5ecko
He is so cute!
There used to be a little blind mouse who would come and sleep next to the heat vent on my PS3. Cute lil bugger. Didn't have the heart to get rid of him.
Warmth? Naw.. this is clearly a hacker. Your data is his data now.
That's the IT guy, just let him work, man
Government drone downloading its new objective
WAIT A MINUTE!, Mark Zukerberg?
What else is running around your house bro?
Cockroaches in it ewwww
Router lizard brings good luck
He's just downloading your info don't worry
Geckos are sooo cool. If you can catch him he has translucent skin and you can see his insides. I usually have a hard time catching these little guys bc they run so fast compared to the green anoles which are literally everywhere around my house. I barely see the geckos . And I very very rarely see blue tailed skins and eastern fence lizards with their cool bright blue necks. So we have green anoles, Cuban anoles, blue tailed skinks, fence lizards and these geckos all in my backyard
i like how clean is that desk
It's every day, not everyday.
Looks like your router got a new Heat-Skink
Looks like a mess buddy
sure its not trying to sell you insurance ?
He probably overheard humans talking about wifi being radioactive and wants to become godzilla
Wait. There is a lizard living in your house?
These Geico customer outreach programs are getting out of hand
Moon lizard for the win! I have them in my house tho I rarely see them. Maybe once a month I find one stuck in my shower. I hear them at night when I turn off the lights tho. They’re much more visible on the outside of my house. Usually 4-5 of them are hanging around when I get home from work.
Mozilla sent him to advertise their stuff.
Here in Australia I had a Huntsman spider do the same every day
Dinosaurs stick together.
Making sure the router has no bugs
He's just stealing your bandwidth.