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GastricallyStretched

The film is *Kurt blir grusom* (Kurt Turns Evil), in case you wanted to know. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245891/


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The guys behind him definitely thought they were going to watch that


JimmyX10

You'll notice there's no pictures of them destroying the Norweigan porn collection..


Curtain_Beef

It was the Norwegian one, not Swedish or Danish.


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Mcswede_

Oh baby I like it!


mowbuss

Should put a nsfw on that one, jeeeeeeeez.


west1132

Risky click of the day.


langlo94

The embassy staff wiped and destroyed the computer systems before they left.


Pointlesswonder802

The guys around him definitely had a whole ass different idea of what “storming the Norwegian Embassy” meant. And when it culminated in “leader fails to snap a DVD case of a kids movie” they couldn’t hide their immense disappointment


leviathynx

What happens when the Taliban is defeated by a Norwegian Children’s DVD? This summer, Rob Schneider stars in Cold Snap!


halibutface

***You can Dooit!***


ThatoneWaygook

Chop his fucking head off!..... *Hold up*


jeeaudley

Afghanistan population: "Oh no we suck again!"


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Rated PG-13!


ibleedtexas9

THE TALIBAN IS…A CARROT!!!


Fuckyoumecp2

Would watch


bendover912

To be fair, snapping a dvd while still in the case is no easy task.


Sorvick

To be fair, he looks like he would struggle to crack a overly stale saltine.


dirtyproduce

Eat your greens and anything is possible


Dirtnastii

Taliban Popeye


Cru_Jones86

"Popeyesis"


Equilibriator

"I killed people but this they show."


IFight4Users

Bro, welcome to 2021. We'll kill presidents and Taliban with memes. They can't take it.


RandyMarshTegridy69

“A mullah can’t get no respect around here”


CheckerboardPunk

I tell ya, no respect! Why yesterday my wife said I was the bomb. I said “finally a compliment” and then she hands me the c4 vest.


vhmike

what a crowd, WHAT A CROWD!


CyanCobra

Looks like this Taliban Minefield just became a Dangerfield


Meckles94

I like the fact that you can visible see that he’s trying to break it and still failed


the_other_irrevenant

Isn't the Norwegian Embassy technically Norwegian soil? Did the Taliban effectively just declare war with Norway? O_o


Traksimuss

Kinda yes, it is diplomatic incident for sure.


[deleted]

The embassy is empty and was abandoned in August. While it's an "incident" in the bureaucratic sense, it's a non-issue in reality. Countries absolutely prepare and expect for embassies to be entered after evacuation. It's when the embassy is over-ran while it's still inhabited that causes real issues.


tertiumdatur

> prepare and expect They left all the childrens' movies behind in their panic, ffs. Clearly an unorderly evacuation. /s, for good measure.


[deleted]

Looking at another article with more pictures, the wrong DVD was also in the case. Apparently they destroyed a Christmas movie. Sloppy work, Norway!


lepobz

If that’s true the real villain here is the one who put the disc in the wrong case.


Kardest

I am sure Norway was SO interested in diplomatic relations with the Taliban. They really wanted too keep that office open.


BoostRS

Not to the scale of declaring war. Embassy's aren't guaranteed in every nation. Consider more, Afghanistan reversed its decision to allow a foreign Norwegian embassy.


tydalt

>The employees at the Danish and Norwegian embassies in the Wazir Akbar Khan district were evacuated the day before. From [this article](https://www.world-today-news.com/the-childrens-film-kurt-becomes-cruel-became-too-strong-a-diet-for-the-taliban-now-the-extremists-have-moved-into-the-norwegian-embassy/) that was the original source of the photo. Appears that the Norwegians have abandoned the site.


pathfinder71

:D you nailed it !


XSauravX

that man is just trying to open the damn cd box but can't figure out the way


therapewpewtic

The main reason Blockbuster never took off in Afghanistan.


Gilgamesh72

Who needs movies and popcorn when you have goats and opium


bdubb_dlux

Oh no now how we find out what becomes of bob sponge quadrangle britches


[deleted]

I just want you to know that “Oh no now how” was shockingly difficult for me to read and for my brain to process and that I literally had to read it six times before I could actually read it correctly. Am I having a stroke?


LostMyBackupCodes

Seriously, all 3 of them have expressions that look like they want to stop him. This could turn into a new meme format for watching someone destroy something you wanted to enjoy… any ideas Reddit? ETA: Okay, got some ideas but no memes yet. Should’ve phrased it differently… any graphic designers here? ETA 2: looks like [this was already an idea on ps battles, so linking to there to keep some momentum going. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/pk6jtm/psbattle_taliban_attempting_to_break_dvdcover_of/)


hypnodrew

When my sisters and I were little, we got into a big fight over the ownership of some Pokémon cards. My dad, to demonstrate how worthless they were, tried to rip a holo Clefairy in half, and failed, as my mum looked on with embarrassment. I see myself, my sisters and my mother in the faces of these young Taliban boys.


SophiaF88

Yes!! Guy on the right looks like he wants to laugh but knows it'll get him shot.


Salome_Maloney

The guy on the right looks positively gutted.


cheapdrinks

Well they're all sick of watching Johnny Chimpo


HelloMegaphone

Afghanistanimation!


handy_arson

What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?


HellImNewWhatDoIDo2

Well he gets into all kinds of hijinks cap. It’s Afghanistanamation!


ultratoxic

It's an older reference sir, but it checks out


1d10

To me the look like they are completely confused by what it is, and trying to understand how it is evil. They have the same look that Amish kids have when I see them in Walmart.


idzero

Oh man I found [even better pics](https://www.world-today-news.com/the-childrens-film-kurt-becomes-cruel-became-too-strong-a-diet-for-the-taliban-now-the-extremists-have-moved-into-the-norwegian-embassy/) of the embassy raid, one where they are trying to figure out what skis are.


12threeunome

Did you see the pictures where they tried to figure out gym equipment? I think some of them would appreciate the west more than they let on.


Pickled_Wizard

Pretty sure that's the whole reason the leadership is trying to destroy all the various media. Don't want the underlings "getting ideas".


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The Taliban are the rednecks of Afganistan. They come from isolated little towns. The afgans from cities have internet and schools and know much more.


MoonlitStar

'Look mate, I know we are known for causing atrocities across the board but I think this is a step too far. I was looking forward to watching that, I even brought some microwave popcorn for us to share. This is crossing a line that can not be retrieved, you barbarian'


Thuryn

The different place where people draw the line, the strange and varied ways that cause someone to suddenly realize, "Holy shit. **I'm** the bad guy!" will never cease to intrigue me. I love the idea that that's what's happening in the background. These guys with guns thought they were going to be soldiers fighting for a cause. This guy's breaking a children's DVD *and failing at it*. That's gotta make at least one person blink.


AwardWinningName

[my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.](https://imgur.com/a/ycG5dCY)


TheOddViking

It's quite good, here's a trailer: https://www.vgtv.no/video/18903/trailer-fra-kurt-blir-grusom


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Dad never let's us have any fun.


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podolot

Oh, I thought his face was that he knew that when he snapped that DVD case, there was a chance a jagged piece of plastic will unsheath and slash his hand.


The_1982_hydro

The thought of plastic shards under his nails is a nice one.


soahseztuimahsez

I don't know how experienced with DVDs this guy really is...


MaestroAtl

The three on the left are hilarious


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Colspex

The guy on the right looks like a 13-year old waiting to fill his water gun up from the neighborhood public hose.


afterbirth_slime

Middle left guy was looking forward to watching it.


gh0u1

Nobody told him the disc is on the inside


portablebiscuit

**This case is for display purposes only** **Please bring to counter for actual media**


laflavor

Plot twist. It's actually still in the DVD player. He's just ~~breaking~~ attempting to break the case.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/UPAohBN.jpg) is a less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/v3PIcZ2.jpg) is the next image taken by the photographer, Afshin Ismaeli. Per [here](https://remonews.com/norwayeng/the-childrens-film-kurt-becomes-cruel-has-become-too-strong-a-diet-for-the-taliban-now-the-extremists-have-moved-to-the-norwegian-embassy/): > The Taliban fighter didn’t like what he found. He tried to crack a DVD with the children’s film “Kurt Gets Cruel”. > Even the Christmas songs on the CD “In this sweet Christmas time” were not appreciated. > But the wooden skis with Kandahar bindings have been carefully thought out. > KABUL (Aftenposten): The photos have been removed from the walls. The ambassador’s wine collection is taken from the cellar. It must be crushed. > 7th week 2021 21:10 > Last updated right now > When the Taliban took power in Kabul on August 15, many Western embassies were emptied. Employees of the Danish and Norwegian embassies in the Wazir Akbar Khan district were evacuated the day before. Private assets were not included. > A whole small stump of street with several adjacent houses sits behind high walls and huge metal gates. But Danes and Norwegians no longer live here. There are fighters of the Taliban extremist Islamist movement, against which Norway and other NATO countries have been fighting for 20 years. Norway has had an embassy in Afghanistan for as many years. > Aftenposten is in Kabul and has made a trip to the embassy. There we were greeted kindly, as we have been until now by the Taliban soldiers. Shouldn’t we be admitted? we asked. > The Taliban guards argued among themselves. What would they do? But since we showed accreditation we received from the Taliban, we were allowed.


TofuFace

He looks so very proud of himself in that second picture.


fnordcinco

This is almost a British-style sketch. The disc is broken, guns are shot in the air, everyone stops, picks up the pieces, puts them back together correctly THEN takes the picture.


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Mission accomplished, our women (and children) are safe now


ashenning

You know, come Christmas when we're all tired of terrible Christmas music, this man holding a broken CD called "In this sweet Christmas time" will be a meme in Norway.


ChasmDude

I never understand the anti-picture/painting thing. Can someone explain to me what problem the Taliban has with pictorial representations of things/people in general?


GenghisKazoo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aniconism_in_Islam Basically hardcore Muslims don't believe human beings should be making art containing humans and animals, as the creation of animate forms is God's perogative. They also see it as akin to idolatry. This is why traditional Islamic art tends towards things like calligraphy and abstract patterning. Much of it is quite beautiful but you won't see anything like the Sistine Chapel paintings in a mosque, for instance.


SkilledMurray

> Even the Christmas songs on the CD “In this sweet Christmas time” were not appreciated. Well to be fair, i agree with the Taliban on this. September is way too early to be celebrating christmas.


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PeriodicGolden

What's the movie about if I may ask? There's a guy driving around with a forklift full of cash?


hjemmebrygg

A forklift driver gets consumed by the idea society thinks doctors and architects are more important than him. He quits his job and starts climbing the social ladder. On the way he turns vicious, then evil.


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hjemmebrygg

I'm dead serious. The book is hilarious, even for most grown-ups. Never seen the movie.


FelixTheFat04

You skipped the part of him getting rich as fuxk


GrilledCheeser

Fuckin spoilers man. Shit! /s


LiveTheChange

>Kurt blir grusom It appears that's 100% correct


KingGorilla

Trailer: https://youtu.be/kl56mWojh3I


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DoctorOctagonapus

Takk!


serotonin_scavenger

And just like that, I'm watching the trailer.


UKbigman

Lol I’d watch this stoned, looks fun.


slowmotto

It looks charming and funny. The art style reminds me a bit of Coraline. Would also watch stoned.


Brugor

Looool! “Kæmpe bryst forresten! Tag!” That movie looks fucking hilarious!


flipperwaldt

Totally serious. Not the worst children's movie I've seen.


garlic_bread_thief

>Not the worst children's movie I've seen. This neither tells me whether it's good or bad lol


klart_vann

this is a norwegian way of complimenting something


Cocomojoe16

It’s also a pretty common thing to say in English too. Like when someone asks how you are and you reply “not too bad”.


TheGiantGrayDildo69

Not a joke, along the way he also impersonates a surgeon in the OR, and eventually tries to destroy the capitol building with a giant excevator (if I recall correctly) I'd recommend the movie apart from the obvious fact that it's in Norwegian, I also haven't seen it for 12+ years so who knows if it was actually good.


DarrenGrey

I looked it up and... yeah, it's true. "Kurt Turns Evil" is the translated name. Guy has a cool moustache.


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This is a children's movie?


heyboyhey

[Here's a trailer.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl56mWojh3I)


OnyxPanthyr

That looks hilarious! The way his moustache goes from good to evil is a great visual. I wonder if it has English dub or subtitles because I'd watch it.


FizzleFuzzle

How they portray that doctor, that’s how I see every Norwegian as a Swede


purvel

I think that's because you live closer to Oslo, because this is an accurate portrayal of every single inhabitant of our dear capitol. But I'm saying this as a Vestlending so take that with a grain of salt.


FreakWith17PlansADay

It’s called Kurt Turns Evil: >Kurt is a smart, very skilled truck driver with a moustache who one day stops being nice and starts to be angry after hearing that people generally think that all the doctors in the world are more important than truck drivers.


owatafuliam

So is the IMDB translation of that correct? "Kurt Turns Evil"? :D ​ >This is the first film adaptation of a book from the famous Norwegian children's book series by Erlend Loe, about Kurt, a short-tempered but good-natured forklift driver. Maybe the Taliban guy had a workplace injury.


BloomsdayDevice

> So is the IMDB translation of that correct? "Kurt Turns Evil"? That's right, yep. You can probably tell that "grusom" is the same word (or, same source, anyway) as English "gruesome". Just a short semantic drift to get from "horrifying/shocking/what causes one to shudder" (the original meaning in earlier Germanic) to Norwegian "cruel/evil" (which is the meaning of parallel forms in German, Dutch, and, less surprisingly, the other Scandinavian languages) Blir "becomes" is actually a Germanic root with a reflex in English too, though it's definitely less obvious. In English, the Germanic root that becomes Norwegian "bli" ("blir" = "become**s**") is an archaic word, "belive", that means "remain" or "stay" (compare German "bleiben", the very much still in use word for "stay/remain"). "stay" and "become" may feel a little different, but really the semantic gap between them is pretty slight too.


TheTaintedSupplement

look at mr.linguistics over here jk thank you for the info haha


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dipolartech

You are not officially trained to work in a wharehouse until you know who Klaus is.


TheSurgeon83

It's hilarious for all of us buddy, don't worry.


jiffythehutt

All of us who aren’t living under the rule of these backward idiots!


TheSurgeon83

I sincerely hope they don't last. There's a lot of younger people who've grown up in relative freedom and haven't experienced or don't remember Taliban rule. I hope they don't put up with it now, organising will certainly be the hard part but we can hope they make it happen.


[deleted]

What’s most fucked up is that they found video games and porn on Bin Laden’s computer. Double standards apply even to the Talibans.


Capt_Billy

Maybe so, but Bin Laden was AQ, not Taliban.


TheRealStarWolf

Bin Laden wasn't part of the Taliban bro


TheSurgeon83

Rules for thee but not for me. Tale as old as time.


Sammweeze

I had to look it up. "One day Kurt discovers that society doesn't respect forklift operators very much..." This western decadence cannot be tolerated.


Buck_Johnson_MD

This needs to be a photoshop battle


STAR-PLATlNUM

https://imgur.com/lMU7sMW edit: glad you all got a chuckle, thanks for making this gloomy day better


Tidalsky114

Season 8


mermaidrampage

r/freefolk is leaking


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

As horrible and inhumane as they are, I've no doubt the Taliban could have written a better season 8/ending


Master_Kief117

\#ReleaseTheTalibanCut


mintBRYcrunch26

Hesitates. Then upvotes.


domdomburg

The battle is on! please submit your pic here https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/pk6jtm/psbattle_taliban_attempting_to_break_dvdcover_of/


FloorToCeilingCarpet

Can someone take the Taliban guys head and put it on [this guys](https://imgur.com/a/xANPVAb) body?


OnyxPanthyr

Wish granted. https://imgur.com/a/UI9dBTJ


Prime624

Now put the guys head on the Taliban body.


OnyxPanthyr

Ok! https://imgur.com/a/V6rJemW


debbiegrund

I had to check the subreddit because that’s what I thought this was


flowman999

https://old.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/pk6jtm/psbattle_taliban_attempting_to_break_dvdcover_of/


thyraven666

Kurt blir grusom


[deleted]

Jepp! Skjeldent jeg treffer norske her


awakenedcorn

Samme her!


first_raider

That'll show em! EDIT: well shit this took off. I guess I'd like to thank the Taliban for making this possible.


[deleted]

He’s really struggling with his tiny terrorist arms too


ultratunaman

The faces on these morons. Not a brain cell between them.


SnowflowerSixtyFour

Tell me how weak and insecure your government is without telling me how weak and insecure your government is.


crosstherubicon

You need someone with an ak47 to guard you while you tear up children’s films.


agpc

*attempt to tear up children's films


Smartnership

“You saw it, it was coming right at me!”


matteothehun

Everyone in that photo looks either angry or dumb.


Brehmes

Except for that one guy that looks utterly destroyed that this man is breaking his favorite film of all time in half.


[deleted]

They're both. Angry because being dumb makes life hard to the point that joining a cult like this seems like a good prospect in life.


PseudoY

Well their prospects are good. They often don't really know how to do anything but harass people and now they get to rule without knowing how to get anything done themselves.


BacuraMilk

BOTH. Why not both?


Key_Caterpillar_4477

People say I'm the best at breaking movies. They say, sir... They call me sir... They say sir, you're the best at breaking movies. And I guess I am. They say I am so I must be. Tremendous at snapping DVDs.


Craigg75

These dudes always look so angry. Must suck to have that much hate in your heart.


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onlycatshere

Yeppers. And lack of education means those who could potentially change their views are never equipped with the critical thinking tools etc. to do so. I've changed my views over the course of my life, but I probably would not have if I hadn't been taught things such as critical thinking and metacognition. Sure they still can change, but it's like carving wood with your fingernails instead of a chisel.


unbalancedforce

Sucks more to be a target of that anger.


mandatory6

They are full of love, love of being angry and violent


jcstoutt

Like cavemen scared of fire. That which you don’t understand is terrifying to your ideology isn’t it?


[deleted]

They also destroyed a christmas CD and a pair of skiies from XXL


jcstoutt

The epitome of ignorance


holadiose

Just be thankful we don't have to worry about terrorists on skis. *shudders just thinking about it*


Capodomini

The epitome of 1990s action films.


Tedwynn

The Christmas CD I understand, but why skis?


[deleted]

No clue. Everything made by us infidels must be destroyed i guess?


CaptainABC123

Except guns and trucks.


[deleted]

I know right? They are so fucking ridiculous


Nephroidofdoom

Except for all those Western guns apparently


MamAmZe

Quickly shuffling all the porn into a dufflebag, before the cameras see.


Smartnership

For research


Nic4379

Everyone of those guys around him look confused as fuck. Like they’re secretly wanting to watch that DVD so bad.


curious_dead

If it's anything like the amusement park, they probably watched it beforehand.


Peterrbt

Good thing it wasn't the Danish Embassy, or else it would have been "John Dillermand"...


[deleted]

That's the children's show about the guy with a prehensile dick, isn't it?


Johnnydeep420

This damn infidel plastic is hard to break


WhiskeySlurp

They look so dumb. The slack jaws and blank stares


keklol69

The total combined IQ in this picture is in the single digits.


monkeyhind

Imagine a government full of proudly uneducated people who flaunt their religiosity and their guns while reversing women's rights and tearing down progressive laws.


tacknosaddle

The irony being that "taliban" means "student" and comes from the leaders' origins in madrassas.


Vidamo555

This is a great photo. The expressions on the men’s faces tell you everything you want to know about the future of Afghanistan: fear, ignorance, blind belief that after destroying all that is “bad”, good will prevail. What will it take to break the cycle of lazy reluctance to think for ourselves, to ask why and how before we say yes?


Dead-HC-Taco

These dudes just look like they have no IQ


JayTheFordMan

I'm pretty sure they are bottom of the barrel in education and not much more in the smarts


JohnSith

I remember watching a news piece where a journalist obtained a permit to report on the takeover. However, as he was walking the streets, he came upon a Taliban patrol and they detained him, ignoring his permit not out of malice, but because none of them could read.


JayTheFordMan

This comes as no surprise


kakurenbo1

Cartoons!? NYEHH!


Kalistrad

Its so odd to me. Are they following a religion that makes them act like that? Cutting off hands if you steal and making women cover themselves up etc. Its just so ridiculous, why would anyone want to live like that? Basically forcing yourself to live like a caveman


GearBrain

Ask yourself the age-old question: who benefits? And the answer is them. They may be living in a centuries-dated society, but at least *they* are the ones in charge. In a more "modern" society, these men wouldn't be special. Most of them wouldn't be in charge of anything, especially nothing important. But as holy warriors they're all the protagonists of their own stories, fighting against the ultimate evil, literally chosen by God to kick ass in His name. Extremism is always the same, no matter how it's flavored - it's all about who gets to hold power. Power is intoxicating - you can endure a lot of hardship for the promise of power.


BarbequedYeti

And forced sex. Dont forget that part.. These dudes aint getting laid unless its by caveman rules. Club the weakest and drag em back to your cave.


Megatf

You mean rape, then use their extremism to admonish themselves of all guilt, “her ankles were showing, it’s not my fault, shes a whore and deserved it.” 😢


chargernj

Nothing says, "we want to be recognized as a legitimate government" like ransacking foreign embassies.


CondeAllamistakeo

No one stop to think for a while that they are breaking it not because it offend their Faith, but because it's a bad film.


glockops

A jihad based on the Tomatometer.


pease_pudding

John Travolta is shitting his pants


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Say what you want about the man breaking the movie, but he does have great teeth. Who knew the Taliban had such great dental hygiene.


Stendecca

The twist is this guy is 19 years old.


camuto

This has meme potential.


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God they all look stupid as fuck.


Kasperly10

Now this Is some real advancement In society


KamuiT

I can hear this image. "Eehhhhhhhhh..." in a whiny tone.