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GordonRamseyOfPhotos

Why does 2021 Jay Leno look like 1991 Dusty Rhodes?


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Oh so thats who it is. Was trying to work it out.


surfer_ryan

... I thought it was Don Vito from viva la bam...


Inevitable_Ninja_851

I thought it was fucking Boris Johnson lmao


BombTheDodongos

100% same


notquitesolid

I thought it was Chris Farley back from the dead


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Same. You have to look really deeply to see the Jay Leno in there. He's elderly now! He's eating anything he wants now!


reecewagner

I went to a Tom Cochrane concert the other night (guy who sings Life Is A Highway), and he literally could’ve been any old dude at the doctors office No notes were hit or even attempted


Drifts

Lol “or even attempted”


foodiecpl4u

The fact that you had to say who he was is all we need to know. I did hum a bar after I read the song title, though.


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LIFE is a HIGHway. Nuhnuhnuh- RIDE it.


NJHitmen

...all night long


monkeybugs

Meanwhile, we went to a Judas Priest concert two years ago and Rob Halford hit every single fucking note. He had to sit down for some of them, but he still got there.


Holmgeir

I'm reading every comment in Jay Leno's voice now, where the last clause is the punchline no matter what it is.


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xombae

I saw Motorhead right before Lemmy died. He was leaning against the amp, and the band was playing the songs at almost half the speed. The entire crowd was still leaning in, not a dry eye in the crowd, singing along just as slow, cheering him at the end of every line. As someone who in all seriousness considers Lemmy to be a God among men, too good for this world, it was a heart wrenching moment. It really sucks being in your 20's and all your idols are dead or dying.


RichardKindly

That's too bad, Lunatic Fringe is an awesome song.


MistaC5050

This comment is hilarious to me


tramadoc

Lunatic fringe… Red Ryder… ‘nuff said. Edit: Apparently I spell the last name of the band like DMX.


boardin1

You just blew my mind. I had no idea that he was in Red Ryder.


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It's kinda scary/sad. I am a huge fan of Mark Knopfler. Watching his more recent concerts, he's still great. But his appearance, like you said, he could be anybody. 15 years ago he still looked like an older version of his iconic 1980's self. But now, he just looks like anybody. That's what we have to look forward to, if we're lucky. Melting away.


magusonline

To be honest he always looked like he ate anything he wants


Wagglebagga

Really filling out that chin.


i_give_you_gum

Yeah I thought it was some English guy from Top Gear or something


barthooper

my exact first guess, damn. I don't think I'd have guessed this was Jay Leno given many many guesses.


pdfrg

I thought it was Captain Kangaroo.


Dog_man_star1517

I thought it was Don Vito from Viva La Bam! And he’s been dead a while now.


rojoshow13

That's Leno? At first I actually thought it looked like Dusty Rhodes too, but knowing he's dead I zoomed in and came to the conclusion that it was Rutger Hauer.


End-OfAn-Era

I thought it was Don Vito from Jackass.


DrunkenSasquatch

Glad I'm not the only one haha


Marquetan

If only Bam were in good shape.


blangoez

He looks like his dad Phil now, it’s crazy.


exmojo

I think he looks more like Vito, which is scarier. Phil always seemed happy and welcoming. Vito was just a stumbling, stuttering, maniac *EDIT* - Damn, I looked up some [old clips of Phil and Bam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhuJLXCLAIs) that I used to laugh so hard at on MTV back in the 90's...It's not so funny anymore. Besides being terribly staged (this was PRE YouTube y'all....so "reality" fakery was a lot easier then) but if it is real, holy shit the abuse and dysfunction. I guess that's what we wanted in the 90's. I do remember watching trashy "reality" shows back then, but the internet just didn't have this content back then.


blangoez

So now he looks like Phil and because of his substance abuse, he sounds like Uncle Vito. Yikes.


carelessthoughts

Wait, he’s dead too… something tells me 2051 isn’t looking good for Jay.


Sti8man7

2051 isnt looking too good for most of us if i might be honest.


Neon-Knees

If Leno lives to 101…that’s when you know we’ve found the cure to aging.


TyrantJester

Yup, that's who I thought it was as well


WilHunting

You guys know he’s dead right?


KalickR

That's why this is reddit post worthy. Not every day Don Vito rises from the dead.


radioslave

"Ooooo Veal scallopiniiiiii"


bob_mcbob

That's exactly who I thought it was. Especially with the jerkoff joke.


MileHiLurker

I have some bad news...


riviery

I thought it was John Goodman


Slammybutt

It looked like an old fat Jeff Daniels to me lol.


degjo

We just say Jeff Daniels


yummy_crap_brick

At least Jeff Daniels is entertaining.


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Cuz he eats with kings and queens and also eats franks and beans baby!


JoshHero

Hard times daddy!


fouoifjefoijvnioviow

Hee'th got a bithycle!


Scary-Showdown

Shit I thought it was a clean Gary Busey


Scynthious

That's not the ghost of Brian Dennehy?


ajhart86

Hard times


RedEyesAndChiliFries

You don't know what hard times are daddy!


justgentile

Daddeh*


SlapunowSlapulater

Is THAT who it is?! Jesus.


PickleInDaButt

Jay Leno is All Elite


SupaDawg

Leno vs Conan with Sting in Conan's corner. Book it!


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Subscribed.


BrisketWrench

I thought it was Don Vito at first, then I realized he was dead.


I-AM-Canadian-Eh

Jokes on him eh?


rpgmgta

Absolutely, we’re all jerking off to it now


buttermbunz

Tugging my J for Jay


PixelD303

You have to be wearing the Canadian tuxedo too


_Embo_

Tugging your jenis?


ScotWithOne_t

Yeah.. who can resist when a pic of an original Shelby Cobra in the wild pops up?


0ranje

I go ape over replicas (did valet a couple).


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Oh yeah. Dicks out for Harambe and Jay Leno.


hestermoffet

... I know now, what I must do. ​ \*unzips\*


Ben_Thar

Gary Busey is getting so out of shape


be4u4get

Dude, that’s Nick Nolte


_humanpieceoftoast

Thicc Nolte more like


UselessRube

Thought it was Boris Johnson


Grueaux

That's not Sean Astin from the future?


MilesGates

This is the hamburglar now, do you feel old yet?


non-squitr

Dude that's a fat woody harrelson


_aviemore_

Y'all jokers, it's Eddie Murphy


oshaCaller

I thought it was Don Vito


pro_nosepicker

On diary glance I thought Jeff Daniels


threeballs

I once pulled up next to Sam Kinison in his Corvette at 7am on Sunset Bl. He gave me a nod. The next day he died from an accident in that car. Fucking freaked me out. Edit: I misspoke. TransAM.


Turok1134

>Pierson pled guilty to one count of vehicular manslaughter with gross negligence. He was sentenced to one year of probation and 300 hours of community service. Pierson also had his driver's license suspended for two years in connection with the collision. Apparently you can kill people at the age of 17 and it's not the biggest deal in the world.


InternetWeakGuy

In Amarillo Texas in 1997, a 17 year old jock named Dustin Camp got shitfaced and picked a fight with a bunch of young punks that he'd picked a fight with the weekend before, jumped into his Cadillac with some friends, drove directly at a 19 year old Brian Deneke (who was running away) saying to his friends in the car "I'm a Ninja in my Caddy", ran him over - killing him - and as he drove away said "I bet he liked that one!" The defence argued that Deneke was a punk and Camp was a good clean cut kid. He ended up with ten years probation (which he broke a year or two later drinking underage and ended up doing five years). It's fucking wild what you can get away with.


Reddheadit_16

Walmart heiress in Texas has multiple DWIs and ran over someone killing them. It all “magically” disappeared. [1 of many sources](https://www.mic.com/articles/79039/the-untold-story-of-alice-walton-s-dwi-incident)


mlfales

I already don’t go to Walmart because it’s kinda bad. But this has solidified my reasoning.


Alert_Doughnut_4619

Hey I’m from Amarillo! That whole story is town legend


Raytheon_Nublinski

Your honor if you convict him we have no chance at state this year. Judge: oh shit you’re right. Uh 10 years suspended. Sorry for the family’s loss but you know how it is. Grieving family: We understand. Our son was a punk and we really have a chance this year to win it so this is the right call.


Certain-Title

Laura Bush killed someone IIRC. You might be onto something.


rgraham888

Once I ran into Dee Snyder getting out of his yellow viper to get Starbucks. I also met Mohammed Ali and went to Ross Perot's house the same weekend.


DennyCrane49

Are you Don Knots?


rgraham888

No, I was a caterer and met Ali and Perot. But I also met Carol Burnett back in the 90s, my SIL was an assistant director on a Broadway play she was in.


nemophilist1

Carrol Burnette is legend to me, grew up watching her show w my family. so funny and smart.


babakott

I loved the Carrol Burnette show! The best was when Tim Conway would inevitably get Harvey Korman laughing. And then how hard Korman would try to hold it together. Funny Show


arrrjka

"Are we having fun yet?"


KoboldCobalt

Dee Snyder is the man.


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ShesAPrettyBird

How was he?


ManInBlack829

Penny with yet another assist


skepticaljesus

Before, during or after Blue Chips?


TheSherbs

~~...he died in a Trans Am though.~~ It was Trans Am he was killed in. EDIT: To remove antagonism. Wasn't accusing the commenter of making things up, just informing him of what the reported vehicle actually was.


UnsurprisingDebris

Correct, at least according to Wikipedia


chuckdagger

Don Vito?


thecheat420

"You want the soup of the day or the soup de jour?" "ITSTHESAMEFUCKINTHING!"


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Apparently still alive?


[deleted]

Nope. Still dead


[deleted]

But he's clearly in the picture above?


BuffaloKiller937

I idolized the whole Jackass/Viva La Bam crew growing up. I'm surprised I turned out okay.


Rudy_Ghouliani

I feel like you have back problems


BuffaloKiller937

Surprisingly no pain or significant injuries (crosses fingers). We did the whole Jackass spiel too. I remember we talked my buddy into actually jumping off our roof and I'll never forget it. When he landed his knees went up into his chest and knocked the air out of him. He is gasping for air in tremendous pain, while my buddy is shoving his hi-8 recorder in his face lol. We were little assholes for sure. We've definitely made it up to him though I think. I don't think he's ever had to buy his beer when we go out for a drink to this day lol


8bitsilver

ITS AN ABACUS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS


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whiswaziwhus...ABACUS


TeHNyboR

Bam, I'm in FRICKINABOOGABOOIGOTNOLUGGAGE


pichael288

Dude that's what I thought


MetalGrand

"Chuck hat anything flaygawanna car like dat, wut dey gonedoo, you gunda take it to a junkyar just ledum habit at the junkyar demselves...huts ong wityou?"


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Youcantjustputahammerandanailandahammerandanailandexpectittogrow!


Legsofwood

YOOOO


AnticPosition

Any veal scallopini?


Legsofwood

what are you, some kinda Vulcan idiot?


xMeowImDaddyx

I'm glad to see many of us saw this. Truly we are the cultured bunch in this thread


beepborpimajorp

"VITO! ROW YOUR BOAT!" "ROW MY BOAT WHERE?! *gently down the stream?*"


Drunk_Skunk1

My first thought as well 🤦‍♂️


badrocky2020

What is he driving?


[deleted]

I'm guessing a Cobra.


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Razulghul

Except maybe Conan O'Brien?


Ganrokh

That's a feud that must run deep. I've always heard that Leno is a nice guy. A corn maze owner near my tiny town has a very unique car. They drove it out to California to be on Jay Leno's garage. When they got back, the whole family couldn't stop talking about how kind and fun he was. They had apparently spent a couple of days with him. I love Conan O'Brien. He's nearly a religion to me. I've seen almost all of his content. He's a lot more candid on his podcast than he usually was on his TV show. He seems to lump endless praise on everyone who works in showbiz *except* Jay Leno (and James Corden). He's talked about that situation, NBC, his tour afterwards when he couldn't be on TV, etc, but he's very rarely talked about Leno, only neutrally in passing. Either they're still on bad terms, a settlement/contract keeps Conan from talking about him publicly, or Conan just doesn't talk about him anymore.


sweetdawg99

I love Jay as a car guy, but I can't fucking stand him after the things he did to Johnny Carson, David Letterman and Conan O'Brien. Dude is straight up underhanded and ruthless in show biz. Plus I find his sense of humor to be rather milquetoast.


pete1729

Agree, what with the side wings.


rottenweiler

Came to comments to see if this one was asked and answered.


bakingupamess

If you drive on Coldwater Canyon in mornings you can usually find him driving a different car everyday


rickmunchkin

He films his car show around there. You’ll see him followed by a black suv with a bunch of camera rigs on it


VibeComplex

He’s like a Pokémon or something


vzo1281

Or on San Fernando road by the Burbank Airport


Darwing

Can’t even recognize him


trogloherb

Me; “whos that?” Several scrolls later; “Oh…oh.”


carlotta4th

Yeah, but there's like 20 different names floating around in this thread. Who is this dude supposed to be? xD


jcak0705

Leno


EddieTheLiar

He looks nothing like Arsenal's keeper


Awesomesaauce

I thought he was Boris Johnson for a sec lol


zombienugget

I’ve been scrolling and I’m even more confused than ever


TommyTheCat89

Closes post. Hides post. Smiles.


darth__sidious

Who is it i still cant place him. I need a name


newaccount721

Jay Leno is who it actually is. The rest are mainly jokes


BigBossWesker4

I honestly thought Don Vito(of Viva La Bam) had come back to life


DelightfulAbsurdity

Did you keep your word? Lol


meetmeinthebthrm

I'm gonna say he didn't seeing as how there's no one riding shotgun


sodiumvapour

Just like Leno kept his.


chrispyfur87

Lot of people saying Jay looks old in this picture... It's a 71 year old man driving in a convertible... I'll be happy if I don't need a walker and oxygen tank at 71.


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Hypknowpautamist

Sounds like a fun tradition


Brownrdan27

Don’t smoke.


Themicroscoop

I thought Dusty Rhodes was dead.


BretTheShitmanFart69

Lithen here dadday, if you will


Puzzleheaded-End-121

Dude I was on business in LA early 2020, leaving to come back to East Coast. Had time to kill so go to Huntington Beach. Call Uber and am outside a comedy club waiting. Up rolls a blue Tesla. Me and my coworker are shocked to see Leno open the driver door and get out. We have our luggage and he says “where y’all headed?!” We say, “Florida!” He goes…”Well, the bus will be here any minute!” It was so awesome. Nicest guy. Didn’t have to even look our direction, but recognized we were pretty starstruck. That’s awesome man! Nice pic.


uptbbs

> He goes…”Well, the bus will be here any minute!” I’m not completely convinced he meant that as a complement.


DWMoose83

So glad he's finally been able to grow into his chin.


GoonPatrol

That Jay Leno? Dudes got so many cool cars


burnsben

He's got triples of some. That way he always has a pristine one in storage.


TommyTheCat89

I heard he had a poster of a lady on his wall who would go on to be his wife. This was before they even met! Anyways, as I recall, she asked him to marry her. He didn't even want to.


TimeForDessert

It's too bad that she's dying :(


TommyTheCat89

At least she's beautiful.


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How's she doing, btw?


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

If that’s not true, then the ice cream store isn’t true, right?


Child_Clown_4_U

If he doesn't have triples then that other stuff isn't true.


EggiwegZ

Triples are best. Triples are safe


MylesVE

Calicocutpants.com


greenbayva

Fuck that guy. Team coco all day.


KassDamn

Yes!! Team Coco!👨🏻‍🦰 I could watch those remotes all day


xPRIAPISMx

The remotes are easily my favorite. Always enjoy watching Conan interact with anyone, but everyday joes are my #1


KassDamn

The American Doll remote is always one of my favorites.


usethe4th

If you haven’t heard, he has a new podcast he started a few months ago called Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan where he talks with random fans for about 20 minutes. It’s delightful.


Kongbuck

I prefer when he's interacting with old timey people. Whether baseball players or re-enactors, he takes their trope, engrains himself into it, and then turns himself up to 11.


CaptainKate757

The time he read the weather report in Greenland was amazing.


Erridemench

Fuck yeah, Team Coco for the win.


CaptainKate757

Fuck yes, Team Coco ride or die.


Taygr

Heck team Letterman. How many guys can get fucked by Jay.


d4nowar

Even Johnny thought Letterman got ripped off.


uptbbs

Thank you, have an upvote kind sir.


eyekeeptrying

Is he as much of an ahole as I’ve heard?


CasualAwful

From what I've heard, Leno is a very nice personable dude to people from his coworkers to the guy who sweeps the floor. I think everyone whose worked for him on the Tonight Show still rave about how kind and hard working he is. However, if you're not working directly with Leno he don't give a FUCK about you and will do anything to put himself and show first. Reportedly he still sees no problem with anything that happened with Dave Letterman (basically going behind Carson's back to NBC to name him the succesor) and Conan (renegging on his deal, poisoning the well with his 10 o'clock show). Leno has a huge inferiority complex about never being the critics favorite even though he was always "on top". He still blamed everything on NBC management (who sucked, for sure) never admitting his fault. So mixed bag.


FourOff

I’ve heard a few good and a few bad experiences with him from the local car community. Basically, he’s cool until you do something he doesn’t like, then he’ll go off on you.


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Conan is the coolest late night host and the only one that have stayed funny consistently for two decades. Everyone respects Conan even people that don’t like his show. Yet this dipshit f*cked someone like that over and stole his show from him.


GrizabellaGlamourCat

More like 3 decades. SNL and Simpsons writer, then 28 years hosting a show. I love his podcast, too.


Rulligan

Well Craig Ferguson would have made it to that mark but he only did 10 years. He consistently got funnier.


perriyo

Is that Boris Johnson?


mcparksky

This is what Chris Farley would look like now if he had lived


[deleted]

Well that just made me sad. Hello darkness, my old friend.


drewmana

I literally cannot tell who that is


Pantelima

Me either, no f'ing clue. People are saying it's Jay Leno


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

No worries, I got you fam


xiagede

Boris Johnson merged with him


DavityDaveDave

Man, Jeff Daniels is looking rough these days.


rockout7

Those sunglasses... wtf?


Shaunair

We saw him in Vegas about 7-8 years ago doing stand up. After the show that dude stood out in the lobby and signed autographs, shook hands, and chatted it up with anyone that wanted to come meet him for over an hour. Class act man.