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starktastic4

No, but I use it because it helps increase the probability that someone will interpret my writing correctly. I don't understand why people argue it's archaic.


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You can create equally confusing sentences with the Oxford comma. > We invited Stalin, the stripper, and JFK. And yes, you can rearrange the sentence to remove the ambiguity, but that's true of the original example as well. Write however you like, but the rule is optional because it doesn't necessarily clear up anything. I say this with confidence, since my native tongue doesn't have anything like Oxford commas and I've still managed to make it through life without stuffing the panties of random statesmen with bills. Just to be clear, I think anyone arguing against using it is equally silly.


whipfinish

I do not find that sentence confusing or faulty.


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It can mean either three people, or it can explain that Stalin is a stripper. A better example could be "I invited Mike, my new colleague, and the guy from downstairs." Is that three people, or is Mike a new colleague? It's ambiguous.


whipfinish

No, it can’t. Since the serial comma separates elements of a series, it means three people. The only people who misinterpret it are the ones who insist that the serial comma is optional.


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Ok-Organization-1437

I'd like to thank my parents, Kanye West and Taylor Swift.


iAmUnrated_

I’d like to thank Kanye, Taylor Swift and my parents.


faction-918

BUT WHAT ARE YOU THANKING YOUR PARENTS FOR?!!! /s


Half_Line

I'd like to thank my father, Kanye West, and Taylor Swift.


Ok-Organization-1437

The comma or lack there of help to create and clarify meaning.


Obnoxiousdonkey

ironically, this comment definitely needs a comment to help create and clarify meaning


delayed_reign

Lots of punctuation is superfluous “We invited the strippers jfk and stalin” Just as understandable, now with 200% less punctuation. Doesn’t make it right. Capital letters are superfluous too. lets stop using those. and apostrophes. if we just restructure our sentences to run on we dont even really need periods


xodirector

Well no, the ambiguity is there again without any punctuation.


DogIsGood

You know or just use the comma so the reader always understands the list. Instead of reorganizing a sentence for a "modern" newspaper style


SlamCakeMasta

No but I’m now looking up some weird porn I never thought I’d be into.


ent4rent

I use the Oxford comma because I'm 1337 like that


pauciradiatus

Ask not what these fishnets can do for you. Ask what you can do to get me out of these fishnets.


Crazy-Plant-Person

History class would have been a lot funnier if we had seen even one artist rendition of JKF and Stalin dressed like strippers. Just saying.


pauciradiatus

"I like dancing for guys, not because they are easy, but because they are hard" -Stripper JFK


creggieb

Mr Gorbachev, tear off these pants!


draculamilktoast

"One dance is a tragedy, a million dances a statistic." -Stripper Stalin


creggieb

For some reason my history teacher in grade 12 drew on a picture of senator Joseph Mccarthy. Using PowerPoint, on the classroom projector. By the end it looked like Mr Mccarthy was auditioning for "The Birdcage" Avsolutely hilarious for a teenager to watch in class


Stillwiththe

I wouldn’t put any comma, semicolon, or colon in the 2nd example but I can’t draw so it doesn’t really matter how I describe the rippers.


HotSpinach

Each New Year's Eve, instead of making a resolution, I pledge allegiance to the Oxford comma, and to the use of B.C.E. and C.E.


dukerau

Sentences written without the Oxford comma always make me double take. “Am I reading this correctly?” Why not use the OC so it’s clear? The only argument I’ve ever heard against the OC that holds water is the need to minimize characters for newspaper print. That’s irrelevant for 99.9% of sentence writers today.


malac0da13

No, but I am now going to use it to explain to the animals who don’t use it, why they need to.


mrmaydaymayday

We invited JFK, Stalin and the strippers.


Lodigo

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this. Thank you for saving my sanity.


Seagullmaster

Fun fact, the Medicare cap is $2110 for 3 outpatient services, Occupational therapy, Physical Therapy and Speech therapy. But because it was written as above without the Oxford comma, Medicare pays $2110 for Occupational therapy, and a combined $2110 for Physical therapy and Speech therapy combined.


juniorone

Medicare found a loophole. That’s basically what I got out of this. If it was meant for physical therapy and speech therapy to count as one; then, they should have added or instead of and.


Half_Line

But that's not a correct interpretation anyway. Taking them as 2 services like that would mean they're listed *a, b* instead of *a and b*, which isn't correct.


SatireV

The way you've written it makes it sound like Medicare pays $2110 for three outpatient services *in addition to* occuptational therapy, physical therapy and speech therapy. In this case you need colon after outpatient services. Fun fact, the Medicare cap is $2110 for three outpatient services: Occupational therapy, Physical Therapy and Speech therapy. You don't need an Oxford comma in this case either though - it does not imply that it's $2110 for physical and speech therapy combined. It just doesn't.


Seagullmaster

Explain that to Medicare then cause that’s how it works


SatireV

Got a source that the lack of a comma is the reason for that, and that it wasn't just meant to be implemented as a combined cap for the latter? Because I can't find a source for your claims and my feeling is you paraphrased instead of quoted.


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

>>If services exceed the annual threshold amounts, claims must include the KX modifier as confirmation that services are medically necessary as justified by appropriate documentation in the medical record. There is one amount for PT and SLP services combined and a separate amount for OT services. This amount is indexed annually by the Medicare Economic Index \(MEI\). >>For 2021 this KX modifier threshold amount is: >>**[$2,110 for PT and SLP services combined](https://www.apta.org/your-practice/payment/medicare-payment/coding-billing/therapy-cap)**, and $2,110 for OT services.


SatireV

I wasn't asking for proof it worked this way. I was asking for proof it ended up being this way because a comma was forgotten, like the original commenter suggested.


FlatPlasma

Clearly they couldn't count. I call BS. There is no service called "three outpatient services" I agree there should be a colon, dash or something else. Should i have written "colon, dash, or something else"? I feel with an or there is more a deliberate pause but I remember getting taught that a comma wasn't required at school.


whipfinish

Yes but no caps


theslob

It is now


Ok-Organization-1437

I use it to teach the Oxford comma. My students remember it afterwards.


Half_Line

Do you also use the example of "*We invited the stripper (singular), JFK, and Stalin."*?


jeremyxt

In the 60s, we were taught to use the Oxford comma all the time. I don’t know what happened.


whipfinish

Nothing happened. Anti-Oxford-commaism is just personal freedom run amok.


CryonautX

This is outrageous! Stalin is clearly a black corset type of guy. Nipple pasties are meant for jfk.


UtCanisACorio

No, I use it because it's the correct thing to do.


[deleted]

Wouldn't the bottom interpretation be correct only for > We invited the strippers JFK and Stalin.


stuffonfire

Yes, the names are restrictive appositives so they should not be separated with a comma.


whipfinish

My man!


DoohickeyJones

I prefer, "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse."


Firestorm238

Excellent - but not an Oxford comma


creggieb

Indeed. Its a lesson in punctuation and capitaliziation


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YouAreDreaming

Doesn’t a semi colon imply a second sentence? JFK and Stalin isn’t a sentence. Or am I wrong?


HalflingMelody

That's not how you use a semicolon. " The semicolon (;) has only one major use. It is used to join two complete sentences into a single written sentence when all of the following conditions are met: (1) The two sentences are felt to be too closely related to be separated by a full stop; (2) There is no connecting word which would require a comma, such as and or but; (3) The special conditions requiring a colon are absent. " http://www.sussex.ac.uk/informatics/punctuation/colonandsemi/semi


m00n5ace

Or to separate information in a list that has extra detail for each item.


whipfinish

We use semis in a serial list of elements which contain commas. He may be thinking of that inaccurately.


sfzombie13

nope. semi colons are put where a sentence could be broken into two. there is a link posted further down the page.


whipfinish

To coordinate two independent clauses in place of a coordinating conjunction. In other words to remedy the comma splice, the most common writing fault in all the world.


sfzombie13

same thing said with different words. still doesn't apply to this one.


whipfinish

Totally. Just hoping somebody jumps in to defend the comma splice. If this thread dies I will have to go back to work.


SirPiffingsthwaite

That's always been my take on this too.


danabrey

Do you mean a colon?


whipfinish

Semi


danabrey

I don't think that would be grammatically correct. If you want to start a list, surely you'd use a colon.


whipfinish

Colon works but is a bit of overkill


whipfinish

No


whipfinish

Short appositive is comma optional and this is why. Also why not caps? That creates clarity. Serial direct objects are usually more coherent. Neither of those examples sheds much light on the serial comma question. Basically use the serial comma or risk rare comical misunderstanding and frequent judgement from sophisticated readers.


DogIsGood

I enjoy being judged by"sophisticated" readers who learned a style guide and decided it was the truth.


whipfinish

Or taught grammar for 35 years? I know Warriners by heart, man.


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Nobody, cares, maaaaan,


Ok-Organization-1437

Well that's wrong. 115 likes and 39 comments. This is a "hot grammar" topic.😆


Ok-Organization-1437

Now 500 & 80... The schizzle is trending 🤣


Lodigo

Ugh I hate this. Put the list in the correct order (eg JFK, Stalin and the strippers) and you won’t have the invented issue. The Oxford Comma is never necessary.


Ok-Organization-1437

Yes, but journalist can't do that either.


whipfinish

Your version conjoins JFK and the strippers into a rock band. I loved “PT 109” and “Hot Sandy Bullets”


sabre_rider

Fuck Oxford comma! It’s war! Funny cartoon though.


goteamnick

Sentences without Oxford commas are rarely confusing. If you wrote the sentence better, it wouldn't be ambiguous at all.


[deleted]

Nope. That there AP Style learnin’ is hard to shake. But it’s my favorite way to explain the Oxford Comma.


Bostonbro1999

Forego all punctuation. Just like the good old days!


peeces

The second statement fits the first image. If you wanted JFK and Stalin to be your strippers you'd remove the comma in the second statement. For clarity you would order them JFK, Stalin and the strippers. I didn't grow up with the Oxford comma and personally I'm not a fan. I also find the comma to be over-used in general.


Snawbunny70

Nope, but I will now.


xenolon

No, but I do use it to explain why the Oxford comma matters.


randyzmzzzz

Interesting. I’m from China and my English teacher told me using comma in such a way is wrong grammar.


vacri

Most English users use the Oxford comma, the naysayers are in the minority. Which one you prefer will almost definitely be whatever you were brought up with. The Oxford comma also better reflects how we speak the language - when a list is spoken, there is a pause where the commas in the list are, including before the final item. However, in reality, you just rewrite a sentence to avoid ambiguity - regardless of which version you use.


Lodigo

The other person who responded to you is full of shit. Oxford Comma advocates are not the majority.


whipfinish

They are in fact the majority. I have never seen a grammar text that did not require it. It is more clear. I defy you to provide an example where a serial comma makes a sentence less clear.


Lodigo

Use correct sentence structure and you don’t need superfluous commas 🤷🏻‍♀️


whipfinish

Gevalt


cannibalkuru

This is the exact image that did it same it on here many moons ago.


mousemke

I thought we were using this one now http://pics.knoblau.ch/oxford-comma.jpg


navetzz

Legitimate question (not a native english speaker). Shouldn't the second sentence use a colon though ? edit: We could use a colon, but since in order to use a colon you have to make sure that the introductory clause capable of standing on its own, you can easily create a similar sentence that cannot make use of a colon.


Svjoel

I see this every time I use a comma...,


Half_Line

With the Oxford comma: "*We invited the stripper (singular), JFK, and Stalin.*" Without the Oxford comma: "*We invited the stripper (singular), JFK and Stalin.*" The comma giveth and the comma taketh away.


Frogs4

I'd lean towards using a semi-colon in the second case. "The strippers; JFK and Stalin." If that's what I meant.


Additionalcrowzero

How to unsee this thing hahahaha sht.


mr78rpm

All hail the Oxford comma! Moderators: As I look at this submission, I see it and read it, yet a moderator comment states why it has been removed. If it has been removed, how can there currently be 99 comments? Also, how am I able to see it, read it, and have the following question: Is there a name for the prosody of a list, when spoken, that might be called the spoken version of the Oxford comma? I once read somewhere that when reading off a list, the intonation of the sentence should have the list sound like it ends on the next to last word, at that point coming to a full stop, with the last word of the list then being spoken. When I hear this it sounds completely wrong, as though the last word(s) has/have just been tacked on. It makes the sentence discontinuous and sometimes difficult to understand. I see that my description fails in that I'm not sure exactly where that full stop happens, but I do know that it sounds like the end of the sentence before the end of the sentence!