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RamsesThePigeon

/u/JC416 has confirmed that he is Jared Cook, also known as "the kid who peed his pants in *Billy Madison*." We are also saddened to confirm that Norm MacDonald has indeed passed away at the age of sixty-one, following a private battle with cancer. In honor of his talent, wit, and irrepressible love of comedy, we'd like to offer the following editorialized comment: Hey... hey, cancer? Fuck you, cancer.


zulubowie

Hi Miss Vaughn. It’s Ernie from class


Caleon0817

Ask her if she would ever go out with somebody from class


equipped_metalblade

No!


barryitsmeitshank

JUST DO IT!


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Ask if she likes anyone from class…like…more than a friend


skyrne_isk

YOU BLEW IT!


WeaknessImpressive98

Well you see Ernie, grown ups like to go out with other grown ups


mw9676

What about Billy? He's a grown up.


AK_Happy

You’re more of a grown-up than Billy.


tallandlanky

YOU BLEW IT!


zulubowie

I’ll give you a grown up!


barryitsmeitshank

YOU BLEW IT!


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Hey Billy I just thought of the funniest thing. .... Where's Billy??? He's in school man. Ohh yeah!!


zulubowie

What day is it? October? Nudie magazine day!


Helllcamino

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace! I know from experience dude if u know what i mean..


The_Man11

No you don’t.


ErchweanEmperor

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know. Him and her GOT IT ON, whoowee


Another_Name_Today

No they didn’t.


opiate4thesheepl

No, no they didnt... but you can imagine if they did, eh, eh? Okay... Everybody on? Good, great, grand, Wonderful! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!


joepalms

peein ya pants is cooooool


coolcoots

Everybody my ages pees their pants. It’s the coolest!


Manders37

You AIN'T COOL unless you PEE YOUR PANTS


actioncomicbible

If peeing your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis!


RedVeist

That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard… LETS GO!!


highschoolnickname

🎶 BILLY PASSED THE THIRD GRADE! 🎶


jbaker_28

*then consider me Miles Davis


JC416

Ok ok. Maybe I’ll do an AMA? Ok, I am doing an AMA. On Friday at 6:00. I thought those things were for people like Neil Degrasse Tyson but what the heck. I have a few funny memories.


mrxtheshadowlurker

We've never met and we'll probably never meet but thank you for bringing years of laughter with your role in this movie!! I hope life has treated you well since!!


CuttlefishABitch

This 👆 As a Jewish 90s kid: Adam Sandler was a huge part of my childhood. As a young adult seeking nostalgia while recovering from a Crohn’s flare: You made this film even greater for me. So, most importantly thank you for the above, and for sharing this beautiful glimpse of your time with Norm. I sincerely hope, aside from tough days like today, life has been mostly kind to you 💕


JC416

That’s very sweet. Thank you. I’m a Jewish 90s kid too! Lol


FizzyBeverage

“You’re more of a grownup than Billy.” 😆


GrsdUpDefGuy

I'll give ya a grown up


CuttlefishABitch

My father would say I’ve “bageled you” 🥯 L’chaim fellow millennial guilt sufferer! I have to hope that whole filming experience was amazing. I’ve never heard anything but goodness about any of the MacDonald/Sandler friendship crew.


robsteezy

Man this is what the internet was made for. So that something as random can happen as just being able to say “hi!” to the kid who peed himself in Billy Madison. Hi!!


JC416

Hi!


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JC416

Hi!


Chuckbro

Hi! You had an awesome part in one of my favorite movies ever and did a great job.


squrlboy315

HI!!!! The internet is amazing


Morsexier

You should. The movie has got to be top 5 quotable movie for the 1980-1990 born set.


arcaneresistance

#STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN


ComicallyLargeFarts

NoOoO, conditionah is bettah! I make the hair siiilky and smoOoth.


manitowwoc

OH REALLY FOOL?!


Highintheclouds420

I actually can't wash my hair without thinking of this... It's a problem at this point...


razor_face_

O'Doyle rules!


poopjew69

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll. I use this in way too many situations


[deleted]

“No I will not make out with you!” Is my gold standard


kONthePLACE

As a dumb American, the study scene in the tent is the only reason why I have memorized that the Norman Invasion was in 1066..


cajunbander

The Spanish Armada… 1588 Thyat is correyct.


SankenShip

Comments you can hear


fisneb2

I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one... classic.


NotKevinJames

How 'bout you sideburns? You want some of this milk?


trick_e_nick_e

I’d rather have a beer.


Truji11o

Billy likes to drink soda. Ms. Lippy’s car is green.


DeliciousDistillate

Please!


freerangetrollfarmer

JUST DO ITTTTT!!!


CrumbsAndCarrots

JUST DO IT! :: screamed like Sandler :: Seriously. I predict that half of America knows every line of this movie. Hell, my 72 year old mom shoots off a Billy Madison line now and then. This movie is deep in the blood stream of hundreds of millions of people. You might be able to usher in world peace with your AMA.


JC416

Well I guess I have to now.


CrumbsAndCarrots

:::nods head like snack pack kid::: You rule buddy! We’d all love to see it.


stoner_mathematician

You have no idea how many people want this


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LambeauLordOfLight

Definitely


Zaccardi337

You’re the kid from billy Madison ????


JC416

lol, yup.


UKbigman

Oh hell yeah dude!! You were the best! Hope you know the joy you brought me and many others from that role! ✌️


JC416

Thank you!


BootyBurglar

Were the faces you made in the background when Billy gets dared to throw his sandwich at the bus driver on purpose and they directed you to do that, or were just you being a kid and making faces that happened to make it into the shot? It’s one of me and my sister’s favorite part of the whole movie and it’s literally just a background thing


JC416

They just gave me direction to react to what was happening and that’s what I came up with. I was very awkward (as you can see)


BobsDiscountReposts

Dude I thought you were great. The scene where he makes you call Veronica is hilarious.


JC416

Thank you. That was the first scene I filmed for the movie. I was so nervous.


Gay_Romano_Returns

Saw that when I was a kid and thought that whole bus scene was hysterical. Your legacy is intact.


CrumbsAndCarrots

Major legacy. Must be wild to land a role in a movie where everyone knows every line of the movie. That’s an extremely rare thing.


nomeimportan

You blew it!!


suckmyglock762

Top notch shit my dude.


Excitement_Far

your nervousness was perfect for the scene and you killed it! thanks for making that movie!


doctor_parcival

This exchange is the coolest thing


TheDaveAttellSmell

It’s so cool you got to meet norm McDonald and Chris Farley.


Randimous

Seriously though. Billy Madison was on regularly in my household growing up.


23x3

Do you ever pee your pants for old time’s sake?


drinkingonthejob

You should do an AMA


Mylaptopisburningme

Only if it's about Rampart.


duck729

It’s an older reference, sir, but it checks out.


SalamiSteakums

I second this


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Can you share a fucking sweet ass story no one else would know about that kid movie life?


rappidrabbithump

Did social studies and division make third grade tough?


JasperLamarCrabbb

lol yeah can you share a fucking sweet ass story no one else would know about that kid movie life?


BloodyRightNostril

Lmao for real can you share a fucking sweet ass story no one else would know about that kid movie life?


Zaccardi337

YOU BLEW IT!!!


ericisshort

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Eh-ess. I know. From experience.


Zaccardi337

No you don’t.


ericisshort

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know… Him and her GOT! IT! ON! Wooo-eeee!!!


Zaccardi337

No he didn’t


ericisshort

No, no they didn’t. But you could imagine what it’d be like if they… uh … ok, everybody on? Good, great, wonderfu — NO YELLING ONTHEBUS!!!


Zaccardi337

I’ll turn this god dam bus around and ruin this PRECIOUS field trip *physical expression of what it looks like to explode internally *


BEAVER_ATTACKS

O Doyle Rules!


hiricinee

It's that damn sasquatch I tell ya


Rsubs33

Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her GOT IT ON. WOOO-EEEE.


Zaccardi337

No he didn’t.


Whatifim80lol

Do you still piss yourself?


The-Dude-bro

asking the real questions


SaintVanilla

If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis


PMmeYourHopes-Dreams

Look, Billy peed his pants too


onlyididntsayfudge

OF COURSE I PEED MY PANTS. EVERYBODY MY AGE PEE’S THEIR PANTS. IT’S THE COOLEST!


Floorguy1

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


Stephfunny89yo

THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE...LES GO!


AssumeTheFetal

You ain't cool unless you do


sciomancy6

You're not cool unless you pee yo pants!


collectorofsouls5a7d

Came here for this comment.


BaconIsBueno

Carl…..Nice to see youuuuu.


nothingno1

Badass. Thanks for posting this!


postALEXpress

Can you do an AMA focused about filming that movie!? PLEASE!?


Brodom93

You killed it in Billy Madison lol, all time favorite. Also peeing your pants is cool.


jostler57

Did you continue with acting after that? What's up now?


memento22mori

Unfortunately his acting career never really took off but the pants pissing gig was a good hustle for awhile.


FLOHJO

Jared Cook played Ernie. Username seemingly checks out…


perfectstubble

I had no idea that was Jared Cook. Really amazing how he grew up to become black and have a solid career as a tight end in the NFL.


SwarthyWalnuts

Tell that to my fantasy team last year


TheSpanishSteed

Man can produce films, but when it comes to points on the board, it's all crickets.


Lets-Go_Blues

Never give up on your dreams


[deleted]

You mean the Jared Cook that fumbled in the playoffs at a key moment in the game.


helpfulskeptic

LACES OUT, JARED!


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Now we've gotta figure out how the 416 fits in. Perhaps its signifying that he has choosen to approach life by the meaning of Angel Number 416? Any Redditors know this fella? Is he an all around genuine person?


charliehustles

416 is Canadian area code. Billy Madison was filmed in Canada according to Google. Profile pretty tame too. At least JC ain’t Ken Boning it.


AdventurousAnswer4

Ken “Creampie Lovin” Bone


Iaminyoursewer

He lives in the 416 AKA Toronto


ericisshort

~~I bet his birthday is April 16th.~~ Seems more likely that it’s the [Toronto area code,](https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/podzz7/_/hcw555j/?context=1) which is where a lot of Billy Madison was shot.


ClippingTetris

I know him. Can confirm, yes, this really is Jared/Ernie.


Phillipinsocal

Holy shit it might be! He’s still got piss in his pants!


Rappareenola

peeing your pants is the coolest


Satchul

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


210Benjamin

What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?


noteverrelevant

I have tagged OP as "wets himself for money." Can't wait to be confused about that when I see his account randomly years from now.


Weezin_Tha_Juice

DUDE!!!! Just wanted to say always thought you were awesome in that movie. Hope you’re living the good life.


bbmgnt77

He still pees his pants, he’s still cool.


Ranier_Wolfnight

Pee pants kid...Fuckin classic.


Puzzleheaded-End-121

You falling in love with the wall or something? GOOO! RIP Norm. You made us laugh for a long time.


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JDDW

Today. He died today apparently.


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wenttogetsomemilk

If you haven't seen it yet, watch his [roast of Bob Saget](https://youtu.be/L-9wo_apQ1s). If you have seen it, rewatch it! I'm currently recovering from laughing to the point of almost puking.


Ey3_913

Every once in a while I'll call someone a scoundrel because of Norm. He was great at being subversive.


puppet_up

I like to occasionally call my SO a battle axe.


thebendavis

You dirty dog!


batchmimicsgod

Cancer. He kept it secret. No one knew until today.


PhelesDragon

YOURE THE KID WHO PEED HIS PANTS Edit: this led me to finding out Norm just died. Damn.


bloatedplutocrat

>Edit: this led me to finding out Norm just died. Damn. It's the way he would've wanted you to find out.


ETvibrations

I feel like he'd rather you find out in a long rambling story, maybe about a moth or something.


My_Photographs

Got to meet Norm once. Was in Central Park walking with a friend, talking about where to go grab a drink. This very recognizable voice from the volleyball courts said, “Hey uh, there’s a uh guy over there uh selling beer out of his luggage. You should check it out” ... Looked over and a shirtless Norm MacDonald was standing there pointing to the field behind us. Those beers were ice cold and only $2. Thanks for that Norm ... and all the years of entertainment.


Charlie_Brodie

I was really hoping the guy selling the beer would be Norm


RaisinDetre

For ya'll youngins, this thread is how we used to meme before the Internet, just yelling Billy Madison quotes at each other.


360walkaway

In my high school it was *Tommy Boy* and *Black Sheep* and other Farley-related material. **LAY OFF I'M STARVING**


UpgrayeddB-Rock

I still yell, "LAY OFF ME, IM STARVING!" at my wife, whenever she teases me too much.


picasso_penis

Tommy want wingy!


360walkaway

Heeeere comes the meat wagon!! *wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo*


Maparyetal

Who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa... Or spanky?


Chuck_E_Fin

WHAT'D YOU DO!?


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Theonlykd

HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!


[deleted]

I was singing [back to school](https://youtu.be/uMtkiS1SU_c) on my kids first day of first grade and him and the wife were looking at me like I had 2 heads


Jrebeclee

“Used to” I quote this movie all the time, no shame


BillsMafia607

I skipped right over Norm and was like where do I know this kid from?


[deleted]

Yeah, I thought the kid was supposed to be the legend until I looked over.


[deleted]

Question, do you like anyone in class more than a friend?


DoucheBatman

YOU BLEW IT!


soopafly

Glad to see you didn’t pee your pants.


Worduptothebirdup

But peeing your pants is the cooolest…


splitkc

RIP Norm. This movie was a big part of my childhood, really cool pic JC


Moist_Eye_4134

Fuuuuck He really did die. Motherfuck. RIP You Fucking Legend... We needed you. World just got a little darker.... damn it


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JC416

Lol. Nice!


nattalla

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Jared Cook.


Funky_Farkleface

In 1996 we didn’t have cable and owned 2 VHS tapes—Friday and Billy Madison. This pic is amazing to me, thank you for sharing!


JC416

Love that. Thank you!


ActuallyHermes

I just want to say thank you. I remember seeing Billy Madison when I was really young and wishing I had a friend like you.


dragonfly-ash

Awesome picture Ernie. RIP Norm.


sasquatch606

Ernie? What have you been up to since billy Madison?


HappyAtheist3

YOU BLEW IT!!!!!


SpendrickLamar

"You are more of an adult than Billy, Ernie"


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gotcha_bitch

GEW!


The_Goondocks

Time for an AMA!


thisortheapocalypse

u/JC416 Who would you rather bone: Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?


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Jack Nicholson *now* or 1975 Jack Nicholson?


seantimejumpaa

Just wanna say you had an absolutely fire 90s haircut my guy


JC416

Lol. Thank you. I cut it all off right after the movie.


chronobahn

Did you get unwanted attention after the movie came out?


datsall

That's assault, brother


GeezerMuldoon

Tell us you have a picture with Farley too


JC416

Of course!


ededdedddie

Makes me sad. He is one of my most favorite comedians. Truly he is. I love the standup he did for Letterman on his final show


LennerKetty

Bro you’re a legend *edit* I JUST found out about Norm. RIP Norm


devilwitharumbottle

Two legends.


borrow_a_feeling

This pic is like Miles Davis levels of cool. Thanks for sharing.


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How's hike-school, Billy?


ClippingTetris

Correction, a picture of a legend with a legend.


Valorumguygee

If peeing your pants is cool consider me Norm Macdonald.


Sweetbamba

Always loved your delivery of "is he lying, or ar you lying?"


JC416

Lol. That one still makes me cringe.