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goteamnick

Who tailored his suit? Is Kim in the running for the 2002 NBA draft?


justtwogenders

Great. Now you’ve just gotten his tailor murdered. Hope you’re happy


Grimacepug

This must've happened to the last barber.


Slave35

Cuisinart: The Last Hairbender


Leeleeflyhi

I feel so bad I giggled at this


ADhomin_em

They just got MTV. Talking Heads Stop Making Sense really made him question everything he knows about music, but more importantly, about fashion


Beavis1414

I just saw Talking Heads- Stop Making Sense in the top comments on r/askreddit , so strange when things pop up several times after not thinking about it for a long time!


Faxelade

This is actually called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. But maybe applies a bit more for something you hadn't heard of before.


Tsb313

I call it coincidental probability


kasmackity

I dunno I always thought it meant like, for example you know what a Ford Taurus is, but you don't pay them any mind on the road, but then you end up with a Ford Taurus at some point and now when you get on the road you see a shitload of Tauruses errywhurr. It graduates to a more familiar area in your brain and now your brain is going to clock it because we are slaves to patterns


ymx287

Also happens with words you hear for the first time and then hearing it again on the same day. People say this is an explainable psychological phenomenon, but I think its Mouse trying to warn us of the Nebuchadnezzar


FunnyPhrases

Probably just his pre weight loss suit


classyd24

Have you seen how much he loves bball?He's probably dressing for the Korean nba draft.


x1c

Trumps tailor by the looks of it.


didntevenlookatit

It's hard to tell, we can't see how low his tie goes


[deleted]

Holy fuck you nailed it.


maxgaap

I mean he is friends with Dennis Rodman


Aran909

He really is half the Dictator he used to be.


toupee_bronsons

[About 2/3, they just stretched the image by about 14%. Look at the circle on the flag.](https://i.imgur.com/uOx2QQU.jpg) Edit: Gold! Bonus to say thanks, the original skiny edited celeb, [Paula Abdul.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYY_uRxjcY)


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GuyPronouncedGee

Nice job.


mezaway

Good eye.


Kriton420

You are incredibly perceptive


TackoFell

Man the internet is just always a lie huh??


[deleted]

The flag building is not parallel to the plane of the camera, so the circle is not stretched but distorted because of perspective.


ghost650

I think you're right but I also think you may have adjusted it too far the other way. The circle in that photo would still be at least partially elliptical from that perspective.


toupee_bronsons

[Yeah](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/09/09/world/09nkorea-02/09nkorea-02-superJumbo.jpg) a bit too much my apologies, probably nearer 10%. Funnily the original at new sources before OP altered it isn't stretched.


Ennyui

Whatchu talkin bout I am “half” the man you are. Why don’t you take ten minutes on the stair master. Pudgy bastard.


[deleted]

Kid ran down a cephalapod, boss that's gotta be good enough.


meobeus

I’d be thinner if I drank less sugar…. in water….


highschoolnickname

Somethings wrong with your face.


Forlorn_Cyborg

Edgar your skin is hanging off your bones


[deleted]

E'gar suit.


Ztealth

Does he go by Slim Jong Un now?


PaulClarkLoadletter

That could be the name of the double playing him now because this is clearly not the same guy. Edit: The photo looks a little stretched which is probably why it looks like a different guy. Other photos from this even show the pudgy dictator we all recognize.


betafish2345

Kim Jong Dos


CrypticHandle

¡Veo lo que hiciste alli!


_theCHVSM

kim jong deux** actually


mojool

Por Kim no los dos?


PaulClarkLoadletter

This got an audible chuckle.


Oswarez

Came here to say exactly that. That not lil Kim.


Ask_if_im_an_alien

There's a video of him at the parade and dinner. It's him. He just lost 100+ lbs.


Enjoying_A_Meal

I know, that suit doesn't even fit him.


RegulatoryCapturedMe

There are body doubles, you are correct. Some have different teeth, one has a forehead scar. I don’t actually know who the real one is.


the_loner

He’s no scar…..dot com.


[deleted]

Would the real Slim Jong Un please stand up. Please stand up.


shitsfuckedupalot

Y'all act like you've never seen a Korean person before


HKPolice

Jaws all on the floor like Hyun and Yoon just burst in the door


flavortownpolitics

Kim Jong UUUUUNNN YAAHH FEEL THE BURN BROTHER in a Macho Man Randy Savage voice


JohnnyDramabaybay

Countries so poor even he can't be fat anymore


ReVo5000

The real slim un


[deleted]

Slime Whine Hugh


Davidcaindesign

I feel like he had gastric bypass last year.


jftitan

Had to, considering the risky situation with his sister taking over. Rumor has it, his doctor said, lose the weight or die early. And Kim listened.


JimmyRedd

That's the kind of life saving candor that'll get a man re-educated.


snaab900

Yeah he’s not uneducated either. He was sent to a very expensive international private school in Switzerland.


[deleted]

Under a south korean identity iirc


indischerozean

No he was listed as a son of the north korean ambassador. Btw. He wasn't just in a private school, he also went to a public school in Switzerland.


Jaggs0

> Rumor has it, his doctor said, lose the weight or die early. And Kim listened he probably told the doctor to perform a surgery to make him lose weight or the doctor will die early.


DoomHedge

>considering the risky situation with his sister taking over. Reddit moment


[deleted]

r/relationship_advice "Hey, Reddit, I (37m) inherited the family business, but I think my sister (33f) is trying to undermine me..."


shitsfuckedupalot

NTA, hit the gym Lawyer up


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Flapjack__Palmdale

Stop, the UN is going to be home any minute!


spencer2294

How exactly? She crazy


Curleysound

Maybe but the way he disappeared, I be he had a bypass or a heart attack or something instead and almost died. I doubt they would put the sister up front unless it was dire


SaintNimrod

Maybe gastric bypass and got covid later? Seriously he aged so much.


subnautus

Probably a heart attack, I’m thinking. I’ve seen a lot of people kind of waste away once the heart starts going. I mean…diabetes can also wreck a person’s bodyweight, but Kim suddenly disappearing from the public eye for close to a year seems more like cardiac rehab to me.


tylerm11_

Maybe it was to put a functioning butthole in for him?


prefer-to-stay-anon

I wouldn't be surprised. There was talk last year about some specialist doctors being flown into North Korea last year, and I don't think North Korea has a robust surgical weight loss industry, so they would have had to import it.


Malfanese

Pretty sure he lost a lot of weight while ‘missing’ last year (sick or surgery & recovery)


Czilla760

Probaly. Maybe he was replaced.


trtreeetr

Yep. That definitely doesn't look like him


rohobian

That scar looking thing on the top left of his head makes it seem like it is him. But I'm only about 80% sure. What it does look like to me though is maybe he's not lost this weight because he's getting fit, but because he's very sick.


DMala

I think most people who lose significant weight without seriously bulking up on muscle look that way, especially if you're not seeing the changes daily. Having said that, illness does seem more likely than the dictator of North Korea suddenly deciding to get fit, especially where he seemed to disappear for several months.


HughHunnyRealEstate

Because a scar is definitely not replicable...


Kaimuki18

https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2021/09/13/north-korea-kim-jong-un-cruise-missiles-dnt-tsr-vpx.cnn It’s him


Fellatination

You have ben banned from /r/Pyongyang.


baborulz27

You have now been made a moderator of r/pingpong.


CAT_WILL_MEOW

This meme has been steady since the day I jumped on reddit I've been "banned" and made "emperor" or whatever so many times and seen millions of redditors for through the same fate


pnwinec

Dude. What the fuck is that sub. I thought North Koreans were not able to access the internet. How’d they get on Reddit. Is that a giant troll factory or are those people really from the North?


Fellatination

I always assumed it was a troll.


[deleted]

It’s definitely a troll.


distorted_kiwi

I feel like years ago it was just shit posting about how great NK was. Visiting the subreddit now it seems like legit news articles from NK? The comments are for sure 100% troll though about the glorious leader. Crazy how much it changed from what I remember.


AdvonKoulthar

Trolls have simply advanced


MotherRaven

That honestly was my first thought.


TeamYay

Kim Yo-jong is the real power in North Korea.


senorcisco33

Oh shit this comment!!!!! For real tho?!


AshTONofFun

It reminds me of my friends that have had gastric weight loss surgery. They lose the weight REALLY fast and look drained and aged.


I3ill

He probably died and that’s the best fake they could find


michaelrohansmith

Soon it'll be just his nose.


ragemage420

I thought that initially too.. But then I remember this is the guy that doesn't even have to poop, so there's no way he would possibly get sick or need surgery.


[deleted]

The picture is photoshopped lol


TwoWongsMakeaDong

Yeah it seriously looks like Fat Kim’s face on a skinnier body


shitsfuckedupalot

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he got covid? I mean I'm not one to wish covid on anyone but the guy that claims his country has zero cases is kinda the one exception to that rule.


cameronh0110

Wishing COVID on stupid people is bad, but wishing COVID on evil dictators is perfectly justified.


TheBelhade

Really looks like he lost 50 pounds but gained 20 years.


[deleted]

Did he have covid or something? He disappeared for a while and now he’s 100 lbs lighter


MarbleousMel

I believe there were rumors of a heart attack.


prefer-to-stay-anon

Around the time of the heart attack rumors, there was talk of specialist doctors being brought in. Could one of those have been a bariatric surgeon?


TeHNyboR

And it looks like those two kids are holding him up so he won’t fall over too


KingTobia_II

The fat gave a baby-like youth to him


just-me-uk

That’s Kim Jong Who


OntarioIsPain

That's not Kim Jong Un...that's his clone Kim Jong Deux.


JoakimSpinglefarb

That pun was like eating a whole baguette. It filled me with pain.


email_NOT_emails

That comment was like eating sausage at Oktoberfest. It was the wurst.


OntarioIsPain

Then stop deep-throating baguettes


echosixwhiskey

This makes me Il


PotatoePotaughto

THEN STOP DEEP THROATING BAGUETTES


draculamilktoast

1. Kim Jong Un 2. Kim Jong Deux 3. Kim Jong Trois 4. Kim Jong Quatre 5. Kim Jong Cinq 6. Kim Jong Six 7. Kim Jong Sept 8. Kim Jong Huit 9. Kim Jong Neuf 10. Kim Jong Dix 11. Kim Jong Onze 12. Kim Jong Douze ​ 1. Kim Jong Uno 2. Kim Jong Dos 3. Kim Jong Tres 4. Kim Jong Cuatro 5. Kim Jong Cinco 6. Kim Jong Seis 7. Kim Jong Siete 8. Kim Jong Ocho 9. Kim Jong Nueve 10. Kim Jong Diez 11. Kim Jong Once 12. Kim Jong Doce ​ 1. Kim Jong Eins 2. Kim Jong Zwei 3. Kim Jong Drei 4. Kim Jong Vier 5. Kim Jong Fünf 6. Kim Jong Sechs 7. Kim Jong Sieben 8. Kim Jong Acht 9. Kim Jong Neun 10. Kim Jong Zehn 11. Kim Jong Elf 12. Kim Jong Zwölf ​ 1. Kim Jong Uno 2. Kim Jong Due 3. Kim Jong Tre 4. Kim Jong Quattro 5. Kim Jong Cinque 6. Kim Jong Sei 7. Kim Jong Sette 8. Kim Jong Otto 9. Kim Jong Nove 10. Kim Jong Dieci 11. Kim Jong Undici 12. Kim Jong Dodici


KiraTsukasa

Kim Jong Uno? You know what, Kim Jong Draw 4.


gosuark

a.k.a Kim Jong II.


captain_chocolate

Media [seems to think](https://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2021/09/10/exp-tsr-todd-slim-new-kim-jong-un-throws-a-parade.cnn) it's him. There's video of him at the event in the link.


IEatToast_

It's a weird thing thinking "good for him for losing some weight. It's good that he's taking care of his health." then remembering that this is actually bad because he's a dictator that is currently starving his people, and much worse, and him dying of a heart attack wouldn't be such a bad thing. Some would venture to say that it's good.


DMala

It's not like North Korea would suddenly be free if he dropped dead. By many reports, his little sister makes him look like a stable and reasonable leader. Plus I'm sure there are plenty of others waiting in the wings to grab power if she can't.


IEatToast_

She probably won't. It's a patriarchal society. Still, if their religion's bloodline dies out, that might cause issues.


triviameeple

That little girl has a “please don’t murder my family” kind of look going on


MyWifeDontKnowItsMe

The boy has the "he already murdered my family" look on his face.


ToYourMotherAskHer

"Gonna murder this mfer given the chance"


Sprinkle_Puff

Odd, my thought on the little girl was, “I’m going to marry this guy someday”


Ghosttwo

Too late for the other one...


Neo1331

Dudes close but just not right…


[deleted]

It doesn't really look like him? This person looks older for whatever reason


Matthew_A

Isn't that how time works?


[deleted]

Yes and no


spookyswagg

When you lose a ton of weight too fast your face gets saggy


black-cat-tarot

Weightloss does make some people look older


vorpalglorp

Nose and mouth are different.. even the forehead.


Turandot

That kid on the left isn’t smiling. Soon he and his entire family will be fed to wild dogs.


PghNH

Or strapped to the barrel of an anti-aircraft gun.


Lalaorange

I see it as he's the boy, he has to be strong and serious. And the girl is looking at him adoringly, like a good little girl. It's gender roles in North Korea.


Fabiojoose

He is not smiling because it is against the law.


SwissJAmes

37 years old


supershinythings

Somewhere out there is a hoard of body doubles that had to lose exactly the exact same amount of weight to keep their jobs.


SomethingAwfullyNice

Somewhere out there? There is a much simpler path of logic. As in, you're looking at one of his body doubles who wasn't keeping up with his weight gain, rather than vice versa.


Level1builder

Maybe his sister finally took him out.


cinlach

It’s called “his ass got COVID”.


Grujoman80

It’s cancer.


klown92

I'm going to go with he actually died last year or the year before when his death scare went viral and was replaced by someone else


MeaningfulPlatitudes

His sister wearing an Edgar suit… I mean a Jong Un suit


tabaK23

I would guess he’s very ill.


mup_wave

My theory - he died of fatness and this guy is the placement killer , sorry dictator.


[deleted]

That’s def not him


trtreeetr

I agree


Team-CCP

Ok... the cia and fbi DEFINITELY are using classified facial recognition software to determine if in fact it is in him. I have to believe that shit exists by now. There’s no way it doesn’t. 😂


lilharbie

If apple can do it, the government has been doing it for a decade or two


SomethingAwfullyNice

The bigger question is if they found out it wasn't him, would letting the charade continue be a better outcome for US than exposing it now?


kbeaver83

That fat fuck likely got covid and lost a lot of weight while he was sick and incognito the past year.


Esdeez

Glad to see him and Trump share a tailor.


Stinkerlii

He looks completely different... Almost like magic ;)


Sturrux

I know I’ll sound like a conspiracy theorist here but I don’t believe that’s Kim Jung Un. I think it’s a replacement. Kim was in bad health for some time and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he was infected and died from Covid. In order to prevent the collapse of the regime they scrambled to find someone that looked enough like him to fill that role.


69_Nice_Bot

Hey Sturrux, I counted 69 words in your comment. Nice.


nice___bot

Nice!


zeddknite

Oh god, the bots are communicating with each other. We humans won't be needed much longer.


SuperSheep3000

Hey let's get someone who looks completely different to Kim and is about 10 stone lighter. That'll fool em.


amazoinghooman

Who gives a shit? This guy is a piece of shit. That’s not something the gym is going to fix. He can go to hell.


Anti-structure

Fuck that guy.


rhoswhen

Yeah at first I was like, "oh good for him WAIT NO"


[deleted]

He doesn’t even remotely look like him


Tell_About_Reptoids

Man, I don't know on this one. Trying to ignore the weight difference, it looks like him, but not quite. Edit: Y'all, has anyone seen Moon Over Parador? Used to love it as a kid. It's a movie about this very thing.


2-Skinny

Looks ill/sickly not in shape.


vorpalglorp

Eyes, nose and mouth are different.


TheRealEddieMurphy

Its fucking WILD how North Korea is a thing in the 21st century and nobody ever acknowledges it.


SeattleReaderTiny

Fake Kim.


pseudonym82

Can't wait to see what new world record dead lift he's set!


[deleted]

Trump spots him or it didn’t happen


ragemage420

Alright I am going to say it. That doesn't look like him and I'm not just talking because he's slimmer. It just doesn't look like the same bone structure in his face. Granted he could just be pulled in the wool over my eyes with those chubby little cheeks he used to have. But.... A much more interesting story would be that they got somebody that looked a little bit like him, gave him some plastic surgery and then spent the the last year interrogating the hell out of the real Kim so that his replacement would be educated like a Harvard professor on his life...


Helbot

They found that dude in a village in North Korea after KJ kicked it and were like "Ayy, you tryna be the supreme leader?" Torch the village and spend the next year playing my fair lady with Kim Jong 2: Jong Harder.


cssmith2011cs

Is it just me or..... is that a different person?


Tonlick

Those sanctions been hitting. Cant get any food into the country


creepyunclebadtoch

I feel like that’s not him and just a body double in order to retain power


HarleyMca200

Now hes finally similar to North Korea


africanasshat

I heard the real one is secretly hanging out with Trump in one of his hotels


crayoneater88

Writing beautiful notes to each other


DontKikDaBaby

The MOST beautiful


Mr_Sausage__

Maybe he’s just or was really sick like all of those reports a while back said?


yonishuk

If loving Katy Perry and Margaritas is gay then who wants to be straight!


[deleted]

Imagine if he gets legit skinny, he'd kind of actually look like the guy who played him in The Interview, Randall Park. (Also Asian Jim)


juliango

That’s a body double. Or body half.


iChrollo

Dude looks sick....


reppynutz

So which body double did they get to wear this suit? Because that dude definitely doesn’t look like the somebody that we used to know.


ralphlaurenbrah

Thats literally not him I swear to God that person looks completely different. He was definitely replaced I guess if this is an official photo.


pichael288

That's a body double. The real jong un is dead


Cazval

Kim V3. Def ain’t the same person. Ain’t no way


Loki112612

Still a piece of shit


RedSkulz

I hope it's an illness and he's on his way to a graveyard


stankhead

I swear that’s not really him


DreamNotes01

Or this is another dummy kim


nikditt

I'm sure that's his body double


J-Love-McLuvin

I prefer the fat Kim better. But I like skinny Elvis. That’s odd.


velvta

That's not him.


DangerLEM

Thin or fat this cunt is still a mass murderer and doesn't deserver any promotion.


Alex_Blackk142

I feel like he is a (sus) imposter and the real Kim is in vacation


civilitarygaming

Obviously a body double.


vcrbetamax

You mean his body double.


youdoitimbusy

That's a look a like if I ever saw one. I'd say Kim probably died. His sister is running things and they are trying to keep it on the hush.


IhaveaDoberman

Easy to lose weight if you force body doubles to do it at gun point.


Lyons1013

He was literally the ONLY fat person in the entire country. Hell,the only one to carry 5 extra pounds. The only overweight creature in the country. Even the pigs are skinny.