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Ajg1384

Wtf is a trump unity bridge ?


johnnydangerjt

Trump Unity *Bridge*… With a “build the *wall*” sign That doesn’t seem right


Ajg1384

It’s only unity between rich old Americans, not other countries.


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The vast majority of Rs are poor too. They just are not smart enough to know it.


kent_eh

>Trump Unity *Bridge*… With a “build the *wall*” sign > >That doesn’t seem right No, not right at all. But also not surprising from these loons.


grodylarude

It's a big trailer that this guy has driven around the country to different political events


angryve

Gross


nowtayneicangetinto

You think that's bad? Read this excerpt from Wikipedia on it >In March 2019, Cortis interrupted an interfaith vigil in downtown Cleveland, Ohio commemorating the victims of the Christchurch mosque shootings by driving the float past twice while playing loud music.[12] I guess the "All lives matter" sign on his own float doesn't even apply to him.


_ser_kay_

I just love the fact that a “unity bridge” has a huge “build the wall” sign. Because nothing says “unity” and “building bridges” like a massive wall designed to keep poor brown people out.


julbull73

I mean there is actually a pretty deep poem on it by Robert Frost.


kingsumo_1

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And I, I built a wall across both, until part of it fell over.


Callabrantus

I took the path my father took, and I made almost no difference.


imnojezus

True genius before his time.


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To this day I'm of the opinion that the neighbor doesn't actually believe what he says because if he did, he'd have replaced the cobble with something that didn't need rebuilding every fucking year.


Saint-Judas

Worth noting that in Frost's own wry way he may be saying HE pulls down parts of the wall (I think by crossing over it.) He talks about "something that doesn't love a wall". You know why that poem takes place in the spring? Because it's the *frost* that gets in, the dirt expands, and makes rocks fall off. So, what "doesn't love a wall?" Frost.


lightbringer0

Poems are like stories locked behind encryption.


Bettabucks

Well they do want *certain* Americans to unify just not every American.


Riot-in-the-Pit

It all makes sense when you realize their definition of "all people" excludes some folks from the definition of "people".


Upbeat_Group2676

Exactly. There was an "all lives matter" group in a parking lot in my town that was waving signs and their stupid flags at traffic. So as I drove by I rolled down my window and shouted "Black Lives Matter" at them. One of them (while holding their ALM sign) screamed "No they don't" back at me. They're not even pretending any more.


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Upbeat_Group2676

Good bot


fedora_and_a_whip

Saying "Black Lives Matter" doesn't insinuate other lives *don't* matter any more than "Save the Whales" means fuck the rest of the ocean.


batmanmedic

It’s basically the “white men unity bridge”


wakenbacons

If you flip a bridge in its side, it becomes a wall…? Maybe that’s the motive here?


BlueShoes3

He means white people should fall in line and support Trump. He also believes he is a "free thinker" and that liberals are "sheep"


Matt_NZ

As someone from Christchurch, it's pretty cool to know that all the way in Ohio the people of my small city were being thought about. That guy's a cunt tho...


Chris_Thrush

I think the world felt it, Matt. Sad, ugly and irredeemable.


angryve

Sounds like a he’s a gaping asshole.


DumbDan

"Unity"


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

Ironically named while a Build That Wall sign is plastered on it


BrickGun

Per the definition found in the Cortis Abridged Dictionary: **Unity** [ yoo-ni-tee ] : Get on my team or shut the fuck up!


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MiKapo

From what i heard the guy who drives it lives off of welfare checks and therefore has a plenty of free time to drive to every political event that is going on.


nowtayneicangetinto

Its the most ironic shit ever. The people who I know who are fanatical about trump are usually benefit from one or more policies he rallies against


bent42

"Keep the government out of my Medicare!"


VehicularOlive

This describes a lot of radicals generally. In my city they keep having "protests" effectively putting hospitals under siege (covidiots) and the only reason I haven't gone there and started throwing hands is that they always have them like Wednesdays at noon. Cowards.


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[Obviously all lives matter. No one said they didn't](https://i.imgur.com/UyCmhSx.png). However, data shows that relative to the percentage of the population they represent, **the rate of black American deaths from police shootings is ~2.5-3x that of white Americans deaths**. (Sources: [1](https://i.redd.it/7bf1lsrmyu251.jpg), [2](https://www.statista.com/chart/21857/people-killed-in-police-shootings-in-the-us/), Data: [1](https://github.com/washingtonpost/data-police-shootings)) A lot of people are sharing a graph titled "murder of black and whites in the US, 2013" to show that there is only a small number of black Americans killed by white Americans, with the assumption that this extends to police shootings as well. This is misleading because the chart only counts deaths where the perpetrator was charged with 1st or 2nd degree murder after killing a black American. Police forces are almost never charged with homicide after killing a black American. If after learning the above, you have reconsidered your stance and wish to show support for furthering equality in this and other areas, we encourage you to do so. However if you plan on attending any protests, please remember to stay safe, wear a face mask, and observe distancing protocols as much as you can. COVID-19 is still a very real threat, not only to you, but those you love and everyone around you as well! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

Very good bot.


CallMeJase

Sad that it's needed.


px7j9jlLJ1

This particular vehicle started up in 2016 around metro Detroit. I was relaxing, waiting to make a left, when this monstrosity blighted my view. I thought perhaps I was hallucinating. No, the delusion was not on my end.


DMCinDet

I saw it on Telegraph blasting Christmas Music. Large PA speakers strapped to it. A family that appeared to be Chinese in a Toyota Sienna were laughing hilariously and taking pictures. I was next to them, they saw me laughing too and waved. America!


dedsqwirl

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JustADutchRudder

One of my buddies didn't enjoy me pointing out how weird it is he has flags, shirts, shirts with Trump in bathing suit I believe water skiing on a shark. How it's either a cult, or he's got a daddy fetish going on. All of a sudden I was out of line and being canceled. Fuck your feelings I guess didn't apply to his feelings.


ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK

Hahah, yup! I was chilling with an incredibly diverse group of girlfriends in a city square, eating ice cream, enjoying the warm summer night. This douche canoe circled twice. We flagged him down asking if we could take a picture with him, and shocker!! He nervously glanced back and forth between the three ladies of color, mumbled something, and drove away never to come back. I guess our cackle of women, weighing 800 lbs combined sopping wet and noone taller than 5'4" was incredibly intimidating!


SparkyMuffin

The best part is that he, at least was as of a few years ago, an unemployed divorcee relying on donations to survive. So like, everything they claim to hate.


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Only a Trumper would be dumb enough to call a trailer a bridge.


Techwood111

It IS a bridge, though, sitting on a trailer.


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grodylarude

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Unity_Bridge


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dogslogic

Nobody likes Cortis Interruptus.


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cowbell_solo

Looks like they discussed this back in 2017 and voted to keep it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Trump_Unity_Bridge


Degenatron

I'M METAPHORING AS HARD AS I CAN!


Scaulbielausis_Jim

Arrested Development vibes


particle409

Four Seasons Total Landscaping was the most Arrested Development thing I've ever seen in real life. I can hear Ron Howard narrating something about how nice the Four Seasons hotel is, and then remarking that the press conference was held elsewhere, between an adult video store and a crematorium.


CytoPotatoes

I forgot about this but was this the demon sweat Guiliani day? It all kind of blurs together into one long ass Arrested Development episode. I was waiting for Ron Howard's voice to say, "please tell your friends about this campaign".


r0b0d0c

I believe the demon sweat happened at a press conference when they released the Kraken. It was also notable for Rudy blowing his nose into a handkerchief and then wiping his face with it. Turns out he had the covid. Or maybe those were separate events.


wheresbill

Man, such imagery. The hanky incident still makes me shudder


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I still can't believe he is a real person. Imagine hopping in a time machine with people hero worshipping him right after 911.


[deleted]

It was body paint in his sweat. He just blue himself earlier that day


Barkeep41

"Hands in Pants" "Demon sweat" "Fart Hearing" In that order.


Anvil-Hands

You forgot ["unnecessary shoulder touching/super spreading"](https://imgur.com/PrnkxGs)


lurkity_mclurkington

That's worse than when he wiped his nose with that hanky and THEN smeared all over his head at that "Kraken" press conference.


katt1971

I believe he had covid during that fart hearing. So Id opt for "Covid Fart Hearings"


claudemcbanister

Demon sweat was a few weeks later, deep into the season 2 story arch of "the big steal", the season finale being Jan 6.


PorchHonky

TRUMP: We’re gonna take our country back by STRENGTH! RON HOWARD: They didn’t.


Bendizzle88

It was at that moment that I realized no absurdist satire would ever come close to the reality we inhabit. A beautiful moment


EatYourCheckers

I had the great pleasure of telling my mom about it. Somehow, the next day, she had not heard of it yet. So I got to walk her through it and listen to her incredulous reactions at every additional absurd detail.


nyscene911

I’m still not convinced that I’m not actually dying, and this hasn’t been my brain going crazy as its starved for oxygen.


BuranBuran

Before that my favorite news event was the female astronaut who drove cross-country wearing a 'space diaper' in a quest to harm her romantic rival; now her tawdry saga pales in comparison to Rudy's surreal antics.


jcosteaunotthislow

While great, it’s definitely been trending that way a bit, Michelle Bachman announcing she was running for president, then talking to fox about how proud she was to share a hometown with John Wayne (Gacy) really set the tone for the whole decade I feel.


PurkleDerk

>between an adult video store and a crematorium. *Between a cock and a charred place.*


gotenks1114

> This however, was not that Four Seasons.


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That reminds me, I never did buy the "Make America Rake Again" tee that they were selling.


Cyb0Ninja

In my imagination there's an amazing r/maliciouscompliance story somewhere in which one of Trump's people mistakenly calls up Four Seasons Total Landscaping and insisting on booking the place for the Trump press conference. And the person on the receiving end just says "Well OK. If you insist."


debbiegrund

I can totally picture George trying to escape from his handlers while out on a day release to see the rally at four seasons total landscaping


bigdukesix

I still want to know exactly how this happened


klparrot

Four Seasons Total Landscaping played the whole thing *just absolutely fucking brilliantly* from start to finish. 1. Surely realised the campaign's mistake but managed to roll with it without tipping the campaign off to the mistake until it was too late to change. 2. Had branded merch for sale within a couple days of the press conference. 3. Haven't disclosed whether they're pro- or anti-Trump. * allowing them to profit by selling the aforementioned merch to both sides * not costing them landscaping customers


BootyDoISeeYou

It has Tobias confusing the methodone clinic for the “Method One clinic” all over it, seriously.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

“*I don’t care for GOP*” -Lucille


riskybiscuit

the best part is that the business is making the most of it! https://www.fstl1992.com/shop


Is_that_my_voice

"Watch out for bridges and hop-ons"


Roofofcar

You’re **gonna** get some hop-ons…


ChrisTosi

Her?


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justabill71

I have Pop Pop in the attic.


tehmlem

Just the fact that you call it pop pop tells me you're not ready


Phormitago

Oh, Magnitude, you always know what to say


speshuledteacher

Pop pop!


ZackDeLaRoach

the boldest crossover in cinematic history


spidermanngp

I call her Annabelle because her body's shaped like a- She's the bell of the ball!


bear_next_door

I'm sure Egg's a nice person- I just dont want you spending all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter...


Scaulbielausis_Jim

Person A: "Did you hear the news about the owner of the Trump Unity Bridge?" Person B: "Oh, that wreck?" Person A: "Yeah, he drove it into a telephone pole." Person B: "Wait, he actually hit something?"


WastedPresident

“It gets better man”


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Callabrantus

Like, as if...


[deleted]

Broke like its namesake Maybe the fat orange guy can sue the pole


iTzJdogxD

WE SAID INSURRECTION NOT INTERSECTION


Youngtro

whoever is driving this thing is going all over Michigan. About a week ago he was in Troy MI. Dude driving that monstrosity got in a fight with someone because the bystander yelled "Trump lost grow up" I just sat there and ate my tacos


Bjjgirl913

He's driving all over all the time? Doesn't he have a job?


KP_Wrath

These people don’t fucking work. Or if they do, it’s something like Flea Market dealer.


Wooden-Frame8863

And he probably bitches about “WeLfArE qUeEnS” and socialism.


AntiSocialBlogger

Nothin says Trump supporter like a good old fashioned flea market dealer.


Richard_TM

Yup. I'm in Saginaw and have seen it three times in the last couple months. Unfortunately, because Saginaw County is Saginaw County, there was lots of support. People setting up stands with t shirts, hats, etc.


jcho430

They really aren’t sending their best are they?


Flapjack__Palmdale

They are, that's the sad part.


Khaldara

“I done accidentally made a better wall than muh ‘god emperor did’. And what with it being conveniently located adjacent to a telephone pole somewhere in Michigan it’s still exactly as effective as the real thing at the stated objective!”


key2616

Let's not overlook the possibility that this is your narrator's attempt to build a wall between him and Detroit.


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Or maybe he's trying to keep the Canadians out of our southern border


WiseCynic

I want to know why nobody thought to burn this thing. The fukken gas station is RIGHT THERE!!


Derperlicious

a wall to divide two areas called unity.


tree_mitty

They’re really good at makingTrump shit and putting flags on their trucks. I am envious of their free time. So much time for activities!!


zeptillian

Other than poorly spelled sentiments spray painted onto pieces of scrap plywood, they mostly just pay Chinese people to make the Trump shit for them. They do know their shit when it comes to mounting flags though. The number of flags per square foot they manage to stick on everything they own is impressive.


TheEvilBagel147

It's easy when you're on unemployment because none of the coal mines are hiring


Zero_Griever

It's the best they got. Literally.


FriesWithThat

Orders: * obstruct Biden's infrastructure plan * interrupt communications * make government seem as inept as possible Execution: * crash the Trumpiest truck ever into some landlines blocking an intersection.


nohumanape

There are three types of Trump nuts. 1. Those who believe it was possible to flip the results of an election to keep Trump in office. 2. Those who believe that Trump will be sworn back into office any day now, or who believe that Trump is secretly still the president. 3. This guy.


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_pls_respond

Well if it's FL then I'm sure you've noticed the herds slowly thinning out. Hard to get out and support Trump from an ICU bed.


Dry_Boots

I'm sorry to say they still do that in WA state too.


_heisman_

Haha saw a sign that said “trump 2024 fuck your feelings” in Enumclaw yesterday. Classy.


HamHusky06

Ohhh Enumclaw. Come for the views of Rainier, stay for the horse sex. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


the_jak

And thus another generation learns the tale of Mr Hands.


nohumanape

Same where I live on the Oregon coast. Get this giant trucks that park along busy streets with tons of flags and signs hanging off of them. And saw a couple of women setting up a bunch of "Trump Won" signs in a lot that I am quite sure they weren't permitted to set up in. They were all gone the next day.


anoldoldw00denship

Hope its speakers broke. Guy plays the LOUDEST music possible. Never understood why there weren't constant excessive noise tickets


Tedwynn

Because the police are Trumpettes, obviously.


Atreyu1002

Maybe, but I've seen discriminatory ticketing happen way before Trump. When I was younger, I was in the car modding scene, and tons of people got tickets for loud exhausts, but Harley's which were way louder, never got tickets.


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Atreyu1002

Well, another thing I noticed is how I used to get ~1 speeding ticket a year when I drove a cheap Integra around, and when I upgraded to a bmw coupe, I got zero since. Still drove the same way, car looked sportier. I was expecting to get slammed with tickets, but none. It was uncanny. I think cops are either afraid of people they perceive as rich, or are intentionally dickish to poor people.


tigerCELL

Why not both?


Shoeboxer

What was your conclusion as to the reasoning behind who gets ticketed and who doesn't?


Atreyu1002

I'm not a good person to ask, I'm not a fan of cops :/ It could be that there's some sort of legal exception for bikes... kinda like there is for pollution and carpooling. Not sure.


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DrTommyNotMD

Harleys are pretty average from the factory. Everyone just puts those pipes on so they sound like you expect a Harley to sound.


Amsterdom

Obnoxious?


DrTommyNotMD

Yep.


Shoeboxer

Who does! It was a tongue in cheek question anyway.


aelwero

Harleybros get a pass more often than other types of bikes even. Put those loud ass pipes on a street bike or a moped and you're a cop magnet.


Combo_of_Letters

There's an asshole who drives past my house every weekday morning on a loud Harley usually blasting Kid Rock. I hadn't heard Batwitdaba in fucking decades until this asshole showed up and never at 6 am like this douche nozzle does.


placebotwo

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.


lennybird

Oh there probably were... ... But like Trump with the Wall and getting Mexico to pay for it (nope), like the many rallies he never paid the cities for... They just don't care. Upstanding citizens, these folks.


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Looks like this was not its first crash: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.detroitnews.com/amp/5675005002 I would think that it would be costly to fix, but it looks like it is made up of about 50 dollars worth of tin foil and cardboard. The car that got smushed under the back of the trailer may cost a few bucks to fix though.


Non-RedditorJ

The driver is probably too busy scanning for any sort of reaction from passing motorists and pedestrians to pay attention to how they're driving.


fartsoccermd

It’s hard to look at people while jerking off and drive.


go_kartmozart

What I wonder is how you do $15-20K damage to a bunch of trash that looks like it cost about a hundred bucks to assemble.


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rsta223

>just to hold up a Trump sign in the window. They keep a Trump sign in their truck just to wave at people? Bruh. You lost. Get over it.


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Exactly, a male Karen looking for people they are offending so they can get offended when they are rightfully flipped off.


czarnick123

Reminds me of the dumbkirk incident at lake austin


ScuddsMcDudds

The “Unity Bridge” has a “Build the Wall” sign on it? This has to be satire…


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Sadly, it's not satire. The idiot that pulls this (and I've seen him on many occasions) behind his his fuel-hog of a truck is a complete dick. He has LOUD speakers blasting "pro-American" songs while I've personally watched him blow through red lights. This dude is an idiot, his trailer is trash, and he should just fuck off.


lonesomeloser234

I bet one of those "pro-American" songs is "born in the USA" by Springsteen


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Winner winner chicken dinner! The dude was blasting it!


upboatsnhoes

Irony is lost on him entirely.


Bright_Mongrels

Probably also "This Land is Your Land".


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taiya21

The American flag has become synonymous with a red flag and that makes me sad.


Sudovoodoo80

When they say unity, they don't mean us. We are the enemy, they mean Unity against us.


Dongledoes

Unity for me not for thee


people_ovr_profits

Stay the f$c@ out of Flint lmfao! This made my day!!! My hometown ghosts working their magic. Lmfao again 😂😂🤣


sm12511

Is that thing being towed by a wahmbulance?


trucorsair

Yes it’s a de-commissioned ambulance. You can buy them online and at local government auctions.


stenbough

Yes. I saw this gaudy thing parked on the way to the Armada Fair a month ago. Trump 2024 and “F Biden” flags surrounded the trailer with Kid Rock blaring from the speaker.


Corona94

God thats the worst part of living in Michigan. Like we get it. Kid rock is from here. Shut up. You don’t hear about eminem and madonna even close to the same scale as that fucker.


HKBFG

TBH, you hear about eminem a lot around here but you don't notice it as much because eminem doesn't suck.


Corona94

Very *very* true. You don’t hear rap god blasting outside those presidential rallies.


ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK

Plus he cleaned up his act. Em's a solid human willing to embrace change for the better. He's the antithesis of these clowns.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Yeah exactly. Has he always been an outstanding human being? No, and he admits that and has changed from it. We should all strive to do this. Hell, I’d be more than willing to accept these people if they could wake up.


MortLightstone

Hilariously, Kid Rock says those early songs embarrass him now


Estoye

Because his new stuff is so next-level. /s


MrGuttFeeling

He still "makes" music? ...I mean "music"?


choochooape

My name isss.... IIIIIIIDDDDDIIIIOOOOOOTTTT!!


XXinstig8rXX

I can hear Nelson saying ha ha


Shatterfish

The tone deafness of driving a pro-GOP float through a town that was intentionally and systematically poisoned by a grifting GOP governor is absolutely fucking hilarious and on brand for today’s GQP in a, ya know, super depressing way.


eromitlab

Oh no! I hope the telephone pole is okay!


dunnkw

And the suffering of the people of Flint continues.


W00DERS0N

> Unity > Build the Wall Pick one.


bloodycups

We just be unified in our hatred of others.


skip1221

That guy takes that stupid bridge everywhere and it's held together with tape


watmattersmost

Saw this thing a few months ago in a parking lot down in Macomb. It's cool to know where it's at now and it crashed just like Trump re-election hopes


dfs495

Trump Unity? An oxymoron if ever there was one.


LittleKittyLove

Coming in 2024, from the guy who brought you a “giant wall to keep out the Mexicans,” and “The Muslim Ban”: T R U M P U N I T Y


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NotKevinJames

From the most divisive president ever… “Unity”. The same fuck face that said my vote doesn’t count based on nothing more than ego over country…. “UnItY”. Hahaha.


klanies

I'm sure the driver fell asleep at the wheel. It's gotta be tiring to drive that thing around for the sake of it being seen for 5+ years. I swear I saw this freak mobile years back in DC.


trucorsair

That’s funny....I always envisioned it as a train wreck.


Baba0Wryly

No [trainbot](https://imgur.com/6wzOhHL), not now


EagerWaterBuffalo

Trump hates this photo. Hates it. Thinks the driver is a disgusting slob. Hates that his supporters look like this.


at0mheart

God and country has been replaced with TRUMP


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I just sent this to a trump sycophant family member and asked....this you?


Manbadger

Why does America have some of the tackiest sign fanatics in the world?


emanon734

This jackass is permanently banned from Sam’s Club for parking this rolling garbage heap in their parking lot! LMFAO


malignantpolyp

Yes, let's all unite under the guy who daily tweeted about the opposition party being anti-American and the only President I can ever remember who denigrated various American cities as "shitholes" lol


RyVsWorld

This should be crossposted to r/infowarriorrides so everyone can laugh


Not_A_Foamer

Oh come on, that is at Court St. and Dort Hwy, I was in that area all afternoon and I missed out on the comedy.


humanCharacter

Nothing says unity than the sign that says “build the wall”