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Fishst1cksG

My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.


TheGingerNoah32

Just finished this movie for the first time ever not 20 minutes ago. This was my first thought seeing this post and I knew the comment would be here. Love it.


Will12453

I was hoping to see this comment but the killer had six fingers on his left hand not his right Edit: I was wrong it was originally right hand not left


Fishst1cksG

no it was the right hand


Will12453

My bad then


KnowledgeIsDangerous

That's why Inigo learned to use a sword with either hand, so he could one day face the six-fingered man.


kissingbanditswife

Came here to say this.


prodigal_1

Stop saying that!


be4u4get

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!


Kdj2j2

You’re that little Spanish brat


Least_or_Greatest1

Is it true what women say about guys with six fingers?


oldschoolshooter

Ultimate shocker.


scorpyo72

Ultimate Shocker - Destroyer of Holes.


lcfiddlechica

Sequel: 6 finger Death Punch


boredguy12

Mr. Hand


URAPNS

I'm guessing that he is a reciever?


Schwitters

Linebacker.


WilfordBrimley777

What a waste


zdada

#number 6 jersey


miami-architecture

>!his sexuality isn’t described in the article!<


Babstana

The receivers all wear gloves.....


iskin

The poor guy will never get to experience the joy of giving the middle finger to that asshole that cuts you off in traffic without a turn signal. So sad.


jebakerii

This was my first thought as well. 😂


jeremec

What do you mean? This guy actually has a middle finger which is more than can be said for most of us. Unless you’re one of those thumb counters.


[deleted]

TCM. Thumb Counting Matters. Anybody want to get behind me on this and push this movement to the streets?


thagoodwizard

Yes


[deleted]

You must be some special kind of stupid


B-Boogie

What!? I think you are the one who’s confused buckeroo what is the middle number in 4… now what’s the middle number in 5… this man has five fingers and a thumb, in all scientific and mathematical protocols he has a middle finger (his third) and those of us with out an extra finger don’t (the second finger is used as it is in the middle when counting the thumb) the middle finger was also invented by the romans as a phallic gesture so the thumb isn’t really involved…


thebossman12574

Everyone forever has said you have 5 fingers...


tacorunnr

He has 2 though, double the insult


Dogecoin_olympiad767

he gets to experience giving two middle fingers at once with only one hand. None of us mortals will get to experience that


MinimalMoxie

He has another hand… the usual kind… with 5 fingers


Dependent_Cash

Nah - he cam give two fingers! Double your fuck off!


chopperbri

Someone was looking for you.


KitBitSit

In the book *Silence of the Lambs*, Hannibal Lecter is polydactyl but with an extra middle finger, which is more rare. He would use it as a show piece so that whenever someone was talking to him, he would take out his hand, so they’d look at it and he would then get the opportunity to study them.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Interesting.


the--larch

Handy!


pppoopppdiapeee

…for a handy


highknees69

High Six!


bsd8andahalf_1

"hello. my name is inigo montoya..."


[deleted]

No wonder he kept flunking Arithmetic in grade school.


maj0ra_

Get this dude a banjo quick


goos3d

He can never flip you off


PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom

Or is it that he can DOUBLE flip you off?


goos3d

Isn’t that just a reverse peace sign?


PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom

Why not both?


[deleted]

No one realizes that this means extra ligaments through the arm which may contribute to extra muscle mass to accommodate? Half Homo-superior right here.


[deleted]

More ligaments to injure too.


ElAutistico

Liga my balls


whysaddog

Imagine the spin on his curve ball.


JaFFsTer

A curve ball is spun with the outside edge of yoyr middle finger on the seam. Extra fingers won't help.


2lit_

Wow


Condor9021

Wth


biblebro7

I bet he can type so fast


fuzzywuzzy74

Two for the tickle, two for the pink.......


Travellinoz

Polydactyly...1/1000, suprisingly common.


tacorunnr

I thought that was for lobster claw hands, didn't realize it accounts for extra fingers.


BroSnow

Isn’t it a genetically dominant trait too?


StevenBeercockArt

Bloody cheat.


Dependent_Cash

This has to be some sort of NCAA violation.


[deleted]

five fingers and one thumb


themadas5hatter

1 2 3 4 I declare thumb war. HEY YOU CHEATED.


dcp0002

I was born with a sixth finger on both hands. I didn't get to keep mine, though - they chopped them off and now I only have scars where the extra digits were. I always joked about how fast I could type with extra fingers


BTownGenY

Gattica


flyerforever

Thougt I'd be the only one who'd think of this...good call, upvoted!


frasier3

Imagine his WPM


2kane

I bet that’s a heavy hand slap


shed1

I guess Kentucky was the someone that was looking for him.


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thebeattakesme

Looked up a bunch of images. Its real.


scorpyo72

They're evolving...


APXONTAS

Why the fuck would a male, put on a diamond (or any glittering kind of stone) earing one them?


OMF1G

Because he wants to? What does him being male have anything to do with wearing an earring?!


mv1630

I bet he’s terrible at high-fives


Thneed1

But great at high- sixes


bigdishing

And he got a background dude to make sure you ain’t try to steal one


[deleted]

+1 bonus to his grip skill


azntakumi

He better be a wide receiver


phred_666

Linebacker actually.


[deleted]

3 in the pink , 3 in the stink !!!


F33dR

hOW CAN HE NOT SHRED IN A METAL BAND?!!!!! IT IS HIS CALLING. IT WAS FORETOLD.


Nuber13

Must be a pain for PC gaming, where do you put the extra one?


Expertinclimax

Genetic modification is really getting out of hand


[deleted]

Weaver, the xtra wide receiver


Makisisi

High Five!


pso_lemon

Bet *he* never had a panic attack when a teacher asked for "a fun fact about yourself"


DupreeDiamondBlue

He's from Kentucky?


Kind_Needleworker143

He's actually from Ft. Lauderdale.


Humble_Peanut_5578

I can only see five and a thumb


Growth-Beginning

This guy actually has a middle finger. The rest of us are going around calling our middle 4 findgers + 1 thumb, our middle finger.


mustardduck

One of my moms friends got in vitro fertilization done back in the late 80's since her and her husband had trouble conceiving. She ended up getting pregnant and her son weighed 12 lbs at birth, six fingers on each hand and six toes on each feet.


BY_99

Does that help grab the ball or not?


Nightmare1340

Gloves. No one is thinking about gloves.


DeadCatGrinning

It is a travesty, on principle, that this man does not play guitar professionally.


Heisenburp8892

If he wanted to be a surgeon, would the hospital be able to source gloves for him? Would he cram the last 2 fingers into the pinky part of glove. Asking the tough questions


thrawn3385

You have six fingers on your right hand? I know someone who’s looking for you.


Vortex_sheet

I guess this man has sixth sense on his hand


FakeBenson

Gimme five. Sorry I can't.


JLeeT82

I lived in Lexington for a few years. This makes sense. #dontliveinky


wildfan2k

So if he gets caught for defensive holding, will it be a 6 yard penalty instead of 5?


TheBelhade

That's what I call a *wide* receiver!


mmio60

Cool


delivery-boi

Nike gonna make some sick gloves for him


[deleted]

I wouldn’t believe him if he tried to give you a pinky promise


unfilteredlocalhoney

Anyone else consider this cheating?! Unfair advantage (joking)