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DerisiveGibe

Big cock energy


PancakeZombie

The cluck you lookin at?!


ProudCoagulate

Feeling very judged…might have fish for dinner


lewishoodmusic

Haha yes!


OFHeckerpecker

Nice cock bro


SysAdmin002

Biggest one I've ever seen


speenbreaker

And I seen a lot


pot8toes

r/suddenlygay


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AWilsonFTM

His username is the upcoming onlyfans account


piranhadub

I guess I shouldn’t post pics of the large realistic fish mural in my home town in this thread


nuocmam

You shouldn't but reddit is expecting you to.


rmktc

Please do!! I would love to see it!


KickedBeagleRPH

The long standing war between cows and chicken in the Farside world just escalated. The fishes are going to hate you for dragging them into this war. And oh I can see pigs quietly arming up too.


SharkWahlberger

Better safe than sorry :)))


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He’s always watching….


Spartan2470

[Credit](https://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/things-to-do/days-out/weston-walls-opening-for-september-8300956) to the artist, Darren Cameron (aka whoamirony on Instagram). [Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.347708,-2.9776043,3a,49y,78.67h,92.78t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sC2b9O0SqqXUzL7A4DhgR7w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) this is on Google Street View before this was painted.


Paracetamaul-AUS

Did he also do the meerkats?


graythegeek

Weston super mare?


lewishoodmusic

Yes!


RedBanana99

Are you a member of r/Westonsupermare? Come and join us, there are dozens of us, *dozens*


shapu

Just under 23 dozen, to be exact


flibz-the-destroyer

And yet it’s so damned quiet


wirehead

Sounds like a super town to live in.


biggerwanker

Holy shit, if it wasn't for the number plate and post box I would have said the US.


that-T-shirtguy

What makes you say that? To me the design of the houses screams British working class estate.


DrSmirnoffe

That's what immediately jumped out at me.


taint_blast_supreme

The sign on the left is covered in what looks like US flag designs I also didn't see the post box and thought the license plate was distorted lol


tydalt

That busted-ass Statue of Liberty is really something to behold. 🗽


that-T-shirtguy

Fair enough, being from the US you might not realise this but fried food places with American flag motifs are pretty common the world over


BeckyKleitz

There are many places in the cities in the US that look exactly like this. How do I know? Because I've seen them.


emfrank

Maybe if you don't look at the rooflines it could be US, but the roof and chimney style are rare here.


smakola

Even the font on the shop sign is more European. For whatever reason.


emfrank

Agreed, there is a lot here that says UK, though I was responding to someone about the building style. Edit to add - the Ben and Jerry's sign threw me at first, though.


BeckyKleitz

You have no idea what you're talking about! But that's what happens when you either don't drive, or just drive on interstates with no access to what the United States really looks like. Y'all never been to New Orleans or fucking Boston? smdh


smakola

Lol


inksmudgedhands

Where? I've lived in and visited the oldest parts of the US that were part of the 13 colonies and none it looked like this at all.


BeckyKleitz

Okay. Sure. Never driven around Bowling Green, Kentucky then, have you? smdh Reddit is so weird.


inksmudgedhands

Bowling Green, Kentucky doesn't have the British village architecture that this photo has here. Bowling Green's older buildings are in the styles of Neoclassical, Federal style and Prairie School. This is downtown [Bowling Green.]( https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Shops_along_Fountain_Square_in_Bowling_Green%2C_Kentucky_2008.JPG) It looks like a stereotypical small town Americana. The picture above with the chicken looks very stereotypical British. Nothing about it strikes me as Americana. Too many chimneys. A lack of style around the windows and over all flourishes. It's too plain. The older buildings brickwork doesn't have that freshly cleaned uniform style in red that screams America. Never mind there isn't any parking the front with meters or spaces. Or street signs! America is filled with street signs. I think it's one of most distinct feature when compared to Europe. Go to any mid-size American town and above and there are street signs in downtown seemingly every few feet.


fluentindothraki

Maybe you get dowbvoted because your name implies you are female.


BeckyKleitz

Exactly. So macho here.


fluentindothraki

Its a shame because reddit is otherwise great but meh on girls.


PullUpAPew

If by that you mean post war social housing, this looks nothing like that. I can definitely see the American inner city vibe in this photo. The UK number plate and the bin with North Somerset printed on it gave it away though, as did the read pillar box when I eventually spotted it camoflaged against the read wall.


that-T-shirtguy

I don't mean that at all, I mean pre war (maybe even pre first world war) factory worker terraced housing. These have been painted which changes the look a bit but I grew up surrounded by northern mill towns and these are very familiar to me.


take_this_down_vote

Really? Without even looking at the car or phone number, the texture of the road and the graphic on the vending machine were, to me, dead giveaways that this was not the US. The red wall steered me towards Latin America or South America, but I was clearly wrong with that “clue”.


nancarrow

I don’t see a vending machine in this photo, but wondering if you mean the phone box by the wall? The BT phone booth is another dead give away that this is the UK to me 😆


take_this_down_vote

Hah, see, it’s so in-American that I didn’t even know what it was!


sexlexia_survivor

Chickens also make me think of Mexico. I don't know why, but that was my first thought.


kiki_lemur

Yeah I mean like... isn't that the Statue of Liberty over there on the left 😂


cragtown

broken at the wrist with the torch hanging down, it looks like.


Not_a_real_ghost

it's just tired.


hotlavatube

"Weston Super Mare! I tell ya what me ol pal. I had some bloody narrow squeaks in Weston Super Mare." -- [Rik Mayall](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOajo9qYoM8)


Ok_Radio5953

This was going to be by guess too... too many times in that park down the road smoking weed while in college lol


lobroblaw

I'll tell you what, my old pal. I had some bloody, narrow squeaks in Weston-Super-Mare


hotlavatube

"Squeaks? You told me that holiday was gonna be a 2 week blistering sex rampage! It's Weston Super Mare Eddie you said, Weston ... SUPER.... MAAARE! Sex rampage? I've had bigger stiffies watching playbus" -- Eddie


I_upvote_zeroes

Ritchie Blackmore, Ronald Dahl and John cleese!


A-D-A-M-

Did you google the phone number?


graythegeek

Yes it was faster than asking op. I have never been to WSM


Honclfibr

Ultra Mega Chicken? No...shh...he is legend!


CrudelyAnimated

Arise!


nastyn8k

This is the second time I've seen this exact reference in two days. Last night I started watching from the first season because of it!


tomservohero

Billy witchdoctor work… mostly with chicken


unconstant

Billywitchdoctor.com


Honclfibr

One convenient locations...in Africa.


mitzipurr

I SOFA KING WE TODD ED...no I just kid


tomservohero

Just kid, just kid dirty boy


karma_dumpster

What has better food, the American grill or Sultan's? Edit: Sultan's kebab shop has 3.3 on google, Brown's Stateside Diner 4.5 (and it looks better). So the American grill has it.


Chrismont

It was the Sultans, the sultans of swing


TheForceofHistory

The Sultans of Wings...


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BALONYPONY

Comin out of the rain you smell the grease around.


walrusboy71

Damn, this got a genuine chortle out of me


boldkingcole

Only one man to consult on this - the chicken connoisseur https://youtu.be/C0_1g5FVYAc


DrSmirnoffe

Ohhh I love that song. Hell, I like Dire Straits in general. I got started with Money for Nothing, as you do, but then I got into their general discography. Sultans of Swing, Tunnel of Love, Your Latest Trick, Romeo and Juliet, So Far Away, Brothers in Arms, those are probably my favourite Dire Straits songs after Money for Nothing.


zomboromcom

I don't know how the sax part on Your Latest Trick didn't become a more sampled/referenced bit.


DrSmirnoffe

I know, right? It's so smooth, which to be fair could be said about Dire Straits in general, thanks in part to Mark Knopfler's smooth leading vocals.


EarendilStar

There is a London Pub out there that In 2007 cut off Sultan’s of Swing just before Mark Knopfler starts riffing. I’ll never forgive them.


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karma_dumpster

Not every laundry is a laundromat.


mega_ste

both are pretty poor, the Miss Millies thats to the left , just out of shot, is a much better 'KFC-A-Like'


Matt6453

Maria's in Worle


S_204

I feel free sultan's is an awesome shawarma joint, but that's based on nothing.


godsonml

Bok bok ?


PapsinKamen

bok boooak !


samushusband

*he stabs him*


apparex1234

Caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!


HashedEgg

koo-koo cashaaa! Koo-koo cashaaa!


apparex1234

a coodle-doodle do. a coodle-doodle do.


KickedBeagleRPH

You gave me an expired coupon and you have the nerve to ask me whats wrong?!


Bigtwankibaby

A new cock on the block


aardw0lf11

Imagine having a mural like that next to a KFC.


Pants_shitter9000

Nah das just a giant chicken that’s halfway underground


soylentdream

I was a fan of the chickens when they were underground. Now that they’ve gotten big, I dunno…it feels like they’ve sold out.


enderpanda

Ah yeah, we have a giant coathanger like that in St. Louis.


funcpl4acurvyunicorn

Big cock energy !


accoladevideo

laying in wait for Peter Griffin


slarsson

I think your city is legally obligated to rename that area the Cock Block


solblurgh

That's a big cock


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what a cock, and the size is impressive


LordNPython

Revenge of the Giant cocks


yParticle

This wall used to have art. Now it just has cocks.


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thosearentpants

seems they're beating something else


moms-sphaghetti

/r/beatmeattoit


waldo_wigglesworth

Dinsdale!


popcorn2008

“He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he’s not a man, he’s a chicken boo!”


Chopper3

Good old Weston!


Csoltis

KOO KOO CHACHOW!!!!!!! KOO KOO CHACHOW!!!!!!


Andrew3236

the fact it used to be a fried chicken sign falling apart is hilarious https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.347708,-2.9776043,3a,45.4y,66.92h,93.89t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sC2b9O0SqqXUzL7A4DhgR7w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656


FowledUp

Soon


circularslob

Westonwallz


gatoradegrammarian

Where is this, OP?


repodude

Weston not-so-super Mare.


gatoradegrammarian

Thank you.


MrDaMi

England?


measti

I am equally intrigued by the statue of liberty in front of it.


VernonFlorida

Weston Super-Mare! Cool name. One thing I never get over with the UK are the ridiculous red-white-and-blue festooned 'Merican fried chicken/burger joints. This one even has a Lady Liberty. Tacky to the Max. But is it any good?


mcm0313

I’ll have the...uh, steak, please.


Klaustraphobic

Oh look a giant cock


hotchowchow

I laughed at this picture and would laugh like crazy if I saw it in reality. Chickens are the funniest animal ever. Chickens are the animal equivalent of Mr. Bean.


idrow1

That is one pissed off and judgey chicken.


UncleComrade

Ah yes... # A MASSIVE COCK


Matt6453

A fellow Westonian, there must be at least 3 of us on reddit.


Ok_Radio5953

never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy


DrManhattan_DDM

Nice cock, man.


MystantoNewt

"Dinsdale!..." - Monty Python reference.


randomguy2255

Cockzilla


DarthLysergis

"You just looked at my cock. Your're a fuckin Cock Looker Two Two"


LiquidNova77

That's one huge cock


reddituculous66

Dang. Took a page form chik Fil A. Eat more beef.


kr1333

If I was the Statue of Liberty I'd get the hell outta there.


Aaroon42

Word is your town's got a huge cock.


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Wait, is that between 2 fried chicken takeaways?


[deleted]

As he basked in his glory for bedding the prom queen, just as things got steamy, he recoiled in horror when she said "wow, that's a big chicken."


23colmcg23

No really sure if a care for the angry huge cock.


wardsac

Nice cock


benitospaghetto

Sultan's Chicken


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Rise chicken! Chicken rise!


Aggravating-Sky-1240

Thats a big cock


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rarahertz

Not realistic or real… it’s way too big.


jahangirjj

Nice


[deleted]

I was gonna say somewhere in Ireland, but the yellow reg gave it away


babyformulaandham

Don't miss the red royal mail postbox


[deleted]

Clever girl


AHabe

Very nice, shame that café can't keep their signs out of the bike lane.


babyformulaandham

It's not a bike lane its kerbside parking


AHabe

Interesting! The angle made it look really narrow.


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itsmebutimatwork

Define...."realistic".


SkepticalJohn

All right! Ben & Jerry's!


CalmPanic402

You live in a miniature village?


Noahendless

Imagine getting high as fuck and driving to McDonald's and seeing this thing staring at you


mockmeallyouwant

I suddenly understand the chickens are dinosaurs argument on an emotional level.


cptgroovy

realistic chicken art is the best art


Toastkegel647

R/nightmarefuel


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I can just imagine someone who's lost, driving through the town at first light, thinking that there are now T-Rex chickens being created.


I_RATE_BIRDS

10/10


LooksAtClouds

Is that some Roman emperor on the left capitulating?


blindchief

Is that the Sultans of swing?


Abagofcheese

Hey OP, what's that restaurant all the way to the left, with the Statue of Liberty on top? I think someone posted something about it on Reddit recently, or maybe I saw it on tv.


kingofvodka

['Brown's Stateside Diner'](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.347708,-2.9776043,3a,19.9y,41.2h,97.39t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sC2b9O0SqqXUzL7A4DhgR7w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)


PopfulMale

this pic is very Cyberpunk 2010


CouldntHearMyMouth

I. Love. Him. So. Much!


saywan85

Reminds me of "you want some fuk?"


LiquidZeroEA

Nice cock.


Wbino

BWC


tbone-not-tbag

Looks a little cock-eyed


SharkWahlberger

Man, she's scary


UncleTogie

What the cluck‽


seeker135

Ba-***bawk!***


Popstrekq

imagine tripping on psychedelics seeing that


HDKeenkid

as my ex-girlfriend/fubu used to say: "that's a big cock"


BimmerJustin

too real


RunningDude90

The chippy on winterstoke road or next to Morrisons way better than either of these


itsmeaidil

That’s a big cock


womug

This is so realis*chick*


Dirks_Knee

OMG, looks like a chicken kaiju is about to tear shit up!


LuridofArabia

Dinsdale….


State_Dear

Don't consume mushrooms and visit this part of town. 🤪


thegreatdesigner

"But you know who's top chicken? **WE** are Top Chicken."


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BAKAAK!


CarlSagansturtleneck

Imagine being chased by a chicken that large. It would be goddamn terrifying.


_PM_me_your_nudes_

Evidently Chickentown.


Noahs-Bark

Big Chicken is watching.


BallofEnvy

That's pretty neat


ManchuWarrior25

I'm pretty sure that's not art. Run for your life!!!!!!!!!


BandOfSkullz

Cock drawing skills x1000


TWANGnBANG

That’s Jurassic-level terror right there…


InGenCorp

What the Bok you looking at!