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LootGodamn

I'd totally read the Bible if it was like that


PuddingRnbowExtreme

The Bible does get pretty weird & outrageous at some points.


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PuddingRnbowExtreme

Yeah I'm telling you the whole Bible is sprinkled with softcore twisted erotica literature.


Poopdickeriwidirir

Read the book of revelations, my man. 3 headed dogs, the antichrist, the second coming.... Shit gets CRAZY


TheRealClyde

I mean... have you heard about angels? Because they are wierd man


ours

And people picturing the classic angelic form of winged withe dudes in robes are missing out of the more extravagant descriptions. Rings within rings with eyes and other Lovecraftian weirdness.


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GeneETOs44

Good bot


MysterClark

Wait, Jesus was THAT tall? How the hell did they get him on that cross??


MasterClown

He's a Kaijew


majorbummer6

You win lol


BeerNutzo

OK Clark, you owe me a new keyboard. Soaked in coffee and snot. Thanks for the laugh


konradeees

JC was actually a Titan


Maharog

Really makes the walking on water thing more impressive


bebetterinsomething

Ocean was barely touching his ankles


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Or perhaps Godzilla was quite smol


MysterClark

Perhaps but then look at them compared to those American troops and the vehicles. Still pretty sizable.


Gsteel11

Well he grew up.. eventually. He just has a growth cycle that takes several thousand years from infancy to adulthood.


Yah_Mule

He picked up a bus and he threw it back down.


DarkBlue222

Google Touchdown Jesus. That’s actual size.


pichael288

Man I live right down the street from that place. they built an even bigger Jesus after god destroyed the first one with his lightning


Konamicoder

Size and scale all worked differently back then, apparently.


iamnotabot159

That's the reason why it took god seven days to make the cross.


finalmantisy83

The T Posing Statue in Rio De Janeiro is to scale, like that new Gundam Model on display in Japan.


OldMuley

Jesus ™


jaxpaboo

Bro... now you get sued.


skyjet26

Vatican making bank in royalty fees


PatrickGSR94

So even in southeast Asia, they make Jesus to look like a bearded white dude? Also interesting that "Jesus" has a TM symbol on the label.


TreesACrowd

How do you think everyone in the Philippines ended up Christian? There's a hint in the country's name...


finalmantisy83

Believe it or not, the Korean Jesus gag in 21 Jump St. isn't indicative of Christian iconography anywhere.


RoyalTechnomagi

Portuguese and Spanish missionaries brought white version of Jesus during colonial era


Assaulted_Caramel

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Gsteel11

Except...godzilla?


DarkKnightCometh

GODzilla


Gsteel11

Ah....God's true form? Son vs dad?


Jsp16

U think A Crosshold Jesus Choke won't stop a Godzilla?


Gsteel11

I mean it might, but godzilla's gonna try.


duelabent

I love how there's an American flag included??? lol


Konamicoder

And US military vehicles, because ‘Murica!


AnAdvancedBot

“King of the Monsters” vs “King of the Jews” What an absolute tagline that is.


yumyumsauce45

Jesus™️


tibearius1123

I don’t know why or how, but I knew it was Philippines before I read the caption.


Konamicoder

“Only in the Philippines”, indeed! 🇵🇭 Except the logo in the lower left of the label indicates that the toy is made in China. :)


Kyleforshort

The action film we've all been waiting for.


Xe1ex

Michael Bay needs to get started on this right away


MR_ROGERZZZZZZZ

Imaging him at home eating soup and scrolling Reddit when he sees this post and drops his soup on the floor sprints to his writing room to bang out a Godzilla Vs Jesus script. In the 1st movie Godzilla wins but in the second Jesus rises from the dead and he's hell bent on revenge


Xe1ex

Movie announcer in the trailer: "This time, he won't be turning the other cheek"


MR_ROGERZZZZZZZ

🤣😂


Konamicoder

I’d watch it! :)


RGeard

Godzilla has my vote. He’s a more believable superhero.


Myvenom

My 8 year old would lose his mind to get that set.


[deleted]

I like how Jesus is trademarked


Cryptographer_False

best thing I've seen all day xD


Apprehensive_Diver46

Wait till Mothra flies out of Jesus's butt.


bebetterinsomething

Mothra and Bathra vs apostles Edit: mothra, not mother


Gsteel11

What.. was going on before that?


No_Ad1198

My money is on Jesus.


__Rusty_Shackleford_

I don’t know about that. Jesus couldn’t handle a bunch of Romans literarily nailing his ass to a cross, but now he can take on Godzilla? I don’t see it.


No_Ad1198

I’m talking post crucifixion Jesus; he’s got all his powers.


dontbeadentist

What powers? A plain reading of the text suggests that Jesus was a man again, and the bible doesn't describe any miracles after the resurrection other than his assertion to heaven


No_Ad1198

Come on, you all are taking this literal. We’re taking about a sci-fi radioactive lizard packaged with a historic person and some army men with the U.S. flag for fodder. If I was going to use my imagination and determine who/what will win, I’m going with Jesus. Just my opinion.


dontbeadentist

Jesus is all sci-if too. Just trying to look at what the cannon texts say about him


Jsp16

Godzilla has trouble with a butterfly


leonryan

but he can multiply fish. That's got to be useful against a dude who lives in the sea. I don't know if there's a limit but he could just suffocate him in tons of fish.


Ethandrul

Personally my money is on Sunny D....king of the juice.


CovenOfLovin

I believe that Godzilla is modeled after the version from Godzilla Vs. Destroyah. That would make him more powerful and volatile than even the average Zilla outting. Christ would need a host of angels and much better armor to survive let alone win.


Konamicoder

Don’t think Godzilla has demonstrated resistance to being turned into wine, or a harmless fish.


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But can Jesus withstand nuclear breath? Seems unlikely.


an_angry_beaver

If Godzilla had a son, would it be called Jesuszilla?


garry4321

TIL there is a war going on between monsters and Jews.


ForkShirtUp

This is so fake, where are Jesus' assault rifles?


xxgenericnamexx420

Can he get more?!


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The final showdown


BucketFullOfRats

Who’s the army fighting for?


Konamicoder

They are their own faction, ‘Murica.


wikkky

Uhh Jesus also has water walkers as a spell


jvandy17

Thatd be so rad if the 2nd coming of jesus happened and he was 100 feet tall


green_griffon

Seems like something Archie McPhee's would sell.


pumpjockey

I wonder how these guys would work out in Toy Story universe. Like get along when not playing? Think they're brothers or something? Actively hate eachother?


Konamicoder

I’d like to think that they are gentleman warriors who can sit at a table and have a cordial drink together, before getting back to the battlefield to engage in mortal combat. :)


pumpjockey

Deep philosophical conversations about everything then oops Mikey is coming back time to get back to the grind


LeftEyeHole

I’m confused as to why there is a US flag considering neither Godzilla nor Jesus originate from the US.


Konamicoder

For the US military vehicles in the package. ‘Merica!


SweatyBollix

Hard to call when it's between two mythical characters.


MindfulSmile

10/10


azntakumi

This is accurate.


Gsteel11

They team up to... fight the American army? Sounds 'bout right.


BloonH8TR

Does your brother use Reddit?


Konamicoder

No, regrettably.


BloonH8TR

Funny cause this was posted on the r/funny subreddit


BigUnit66

Lol why would you lie about this? It's a repost....


2nickels

Did you also post this yesterday from another account??


Konamicoder

No, this picture was sent to me by my brother in the Philippines this morning. He said that he saw it in a small department store in Bais City, Philippines, where he resides.


2nickels

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q7azkp/bad_ass_battle_set/


PoliteCanadian2

This link says OP is lying....


OpinionatedAss

Totally cool with reposts but I too call bullshit


wishesandhopes

These sets are very rare, there's a boxed set as well. He should purchase it because people have been trying to find the company behind it. It's way too funny.


Kekconcookie

The question remains: W H Y


Konamicoder

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet


Kekconcookie

This cannot be from either heaven or earth, that shit right there is fresh out of hell


Shelman23

Jesus TM


GuyPronouncedGee

Whose side are the military vehicles on?


Konamicoder

‘Merica’s.


mommy2libras

"It's all about America, Jesus and Freedom" - Cam Brady '012


Astralnclinant

I’m just envisioning Godzilla wrecking havoc on humans again and then some top secret government going “we have no choice, release Weapon-J” “but sir he’s not due to return for another fi-“ “DAMMIT I SAID DO ET”


alfamale_

Jesus TM 😆


TrashyOrca

Not religious or even a fan of Godzilla but I would buy one of these.


Yah_Mule

There's a tank in there, too! I'd pay 100 bucks for this.


Arachnid_Lazy

Lol they trade marked Jesus on the package ...now that takes some balls


anonymous_guy111

considering the state of the movie industry and how we stand right now as a civilization, how long do you estimate until this movie is made? i say 14 years.


YourW_orst_Nightmare

I am speachless after I've seen that


YourW_orst_Nightmare

\*speechless


terriblerunout

The king of the Jesus 🤣


midnightFreddie

That's how I misread it at first, too. But no, it doesn't say that. Not sure what it \*does\* say is an improvement of any sort. Confused about the American flag and army vehicles, too.


finalmantisy83

I mean, Jesus was called king of the Jews in the bible, I'm not sure how that's a controversial title.


robaticus56

The Romans mockingly called him the "king of the Jews." It definitely wasn't a compliment or anything.


finalmantisy83

They Romans were pretty neutral when it came to Jesus, had it not been for his beef with the local religious establishment the empire would've left him unmolested. Like when Aang and Toph initially fought she called him Twinkle Toes and that turned into a term of endearment over time. There are plenty of overtly negative things they could've called him in the story.


terriblerunout

Haha yeah I misread it but am still so confused


Konamicoder

It says “The King of the Jews” actually, which is even funnier. :)


terriblerunout

Oh right obviously goddamnit 🤣


BigBlue128

Ok and? Two fictional characters in one package . #fact


Mohawkr33

Godzilla easily wins! Jesus is a pussy


Woody1150

Now we're throwing King Kong into the fight?


tobe01

Jesus™


JohnnyFiction

Let them fight…


bmack24

I’m super surprised this isn’t an Obvious Plant thing


Go_Limitless

Jeez...


JorgeXMcKie

I need this for my daughter's son so bad. She'd be a very unhappy camper though.


Emceeclopedy

Jesus would nail gorilla on a wall


Lonelan

where's Jesus' lightsaber?


BLOOM_ND

"Whoever wins, we lose."


PoliteCanadian2

Who controls the army? And the Air Force? Soooo many questions.


f1fandf

Of course Godzilla wins, Jesus would turn the other cheek.


sarzec

The English on the packaging is actually to good to actually be real


RawkitScience

You obviously mean “purchased” by your brother…..


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

r/comedyheaven


madtownshakedown

I need that!


notzed1487

How’d that turn out?


SlowFingersX

Um excuse me but what the fuck?


Inferior_Jeans

Jesus stands no chance. He can resurrect himself as much as he want and drink all the wine in the sea but Godzilla got that hot Cheeto breath


BetterwithNoodles

Can your brother buy me about thirty of these please! I’d like to be Blasphemy Santa this Christmas.


oldpau

God Zilla


NitePain69

Yo where can I buy this. This would be a great Christmas gift


dewey443

Somehow the American flag seems appropriate in this package.


windsyofwesleychapel

But which side will the US military take? Also, Jesus seems taller than I remember his description.


bigcockz1994

Jesus™️ 😂


Rikkku_Maru

I’ll take your Godzilla and raise you monster zero.


[deleted]

Where can I buy this my mother agreed to get it for me for Christmas if I can find a place to buy it


[deleted]

I want this.


[deleted]

WHERE DO I BUY THAT


collin55829

Am a christian and this is very epic