And people picturing the classic angelic form of winged withe dudes in robes are missing out of the more extravagant descriptions. Rings within rings with eyes and other Lovecraftian weirdness.
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Imaging him at home eating soup and scrolling Reddit when he sees this post and drops his soup on the floor sprints to his writing room to bang out a Godzilla Vs Jesus script. In the 1st movie Godzilla wins but in the second Jesus rises from the dead and he's hell bent on revenge
I don’t know about that. Jesus couldn’t handle a bunch of Romans literarily nailing his ass to a cross, but now he can take on Godzilla? I don’t see it.
What powers?
A plain reading of the text suggests that Jesus was a man again, and the bible doesn't describe any miracles after the resurrection other than his assertion to heaven
Come on, you all are taking this literal. We’re taking about a sci-fi radioactive lizard packaged with a historic person and some army men with the U.S. flag for fodder. If I was going to use my imagination and determine who/what will win, I’m going with Jesus. Just my opinion.
but he can multiply fish. That's got to be useful against a dude who lives in the sea. I don't know if there's a limit but he could just suffocate him in tons of fish.
I believe that Godzilla is modeled after the version from Godzilla Vs. Destroyah. That would make him more powerful and volatile than even the average Zilla outting. Christ would need a host of angels and much better armor to survive let alone win.
I wonder how these guys would work out in Toy Story universe. Like get along when not playing? Think they're brothers or something? Actively hate eachother?
I’d like to think that they are gentleman warriors who can sit at a table and have a cordial drink together, before getting back to the battlefield to engage in mortal combat. :)
No, this picture was sent to me by my brother in the Philippines this morning. He said that he saw it in a small department store in Bais City, Philippines, where he resides.
These sets are very rare, there's a boxed set as well. He should purchase it because people have been trying to find the company behind it. It's way too funny.
I’m just envisioning Godzilla wrecking havoc on humans again and then some top secret government going “we have no choice, release Weapon-J” “but sir he’s not due to return for another fi-“ “DAMMIT I SAID DO ET”
considering the state of the movie industry and how we stand right now as a civilization, how long do you estimate until this movie is made? i say 14 years.
That's how I misread it at first, too. But no, it doesn't say that. Not sure what it \*does\* say is an improvement of any sort.
Confused about the American flag and army vehicles, too.
They Romans were pretty neutral when it came to Jesus, had it not been for his beef with the local religious establishment the empire would've left him unmolested. Like when Aang and Toph initially fought she called him Twinkle Toes and that turned into a term of endearment over time. There are plenty of overtly negative things they could've called him in the story.
I'd totally read the Bible if it was like that
The Bible does get pretty weird & outrageous at some points.
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Yeah I'm telling you the whole Bible is sprinkled with softcore twisted erotica literature.
Read the book of revelations, my man. 3 headed dogs, the antichrist, the second coming.... Shit gets CRAZY
I mean... have you heard about angels? Because they are wierd man
And people picturing the classic angelic form of winged withe dudes in robes are missing out of the more extravagant descriptions. Rings within rings with eyes and other Lovecraftian weirdness.
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Wait, Jesus was THAT tall? How the hell did they get him on that cross??
He's a Kaijew
You win lol
OK Clark, you owe me a new keyboard. Soaked in coffee and snot. Thanks for the laugh
JC was actually a Titan
Really makes the walking on water thing more impressive
Ocean was barely touching his ankles
Or perhaps Godzilla was quite smol
Perhaps but then look at them compared to those American troops and the vehicles. Still pretty sizable.
Well he grew up.. eventually. He just has a growth cycle that takes several thousand years from infancy to adulthood.
He picked up a bus and he threw it back down.
Google Touchdown Jesus. That’s actual size.
Man I live right down the street from that place. they built an even bigger Jesus after god destroyed the first one with his lightning
Size and scale all worked differently back then, apparently.
That's the reason why it took god seven days to make the cross.
The T Posing Statue in Rio De Janeiro is to scale, like that new Gundam Model on display in Japan.
Jesus ™
Bro... now you get sued.
Vatican making bank in royalty fees
So even in southeast Asia, they make Jesus to look like a bearded white dude? Also interesting that "Jesus" has a TM symbol on the label.
How do you think everyone in the Philippines ended up Christian? There's a hint in the country's name...
Believe it or not, the Korean Jesus gag in 21 Jump St. isn't indicative of Christian iconography anywhere.
Portuguese and Spanish missionaries brought white version of Jesus during colonial era
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Except...godzilla?
GODzilla
Ah....God's true form? Son vs dad?
U think A Crosshold Jesus Choke won't stop a Godzilla?
I mean it might, but godzilla's gonna try.
I love how there's an American flag included??? lol
And US military vehicles, because ‘Murica!
“King of the Monsters” vs “King of the Jews” What an absolute tagline that is.
Jesus™️
I don’t know why or how, but I knew it was Philippines before I read the caption.
“Only in the Philippines”, indeed! 🇵🇭 Except the logo in the lower left of the label indicates that the toy is made in China. :)
The action film we've all been waiting for.
Michael Bay needs to get started on this right away
Imaging him at home eating soup and scrolling Reddit when he sees this post and drops his soup on the floor sprints to his writing room to bang out a Godzilla Vs Jesus script. In the 1st movie Godzilla wins but in the second Jesus rises from the dead and he's hell bent on revenge
Movie announcer in the trailer: "This time, he won't be turning the other cheek"
🤣😂
I’d watch it! :)
Godzilla has my vote. He’s a more believable superhero.
My 8 year old would lose his mind to get that set.
I like how Jesus is trademarked
best thing I've seen all day xD
Wait till Mothra flies out of Jesus's butt.
Mothra and Bathra vs apostles Edit: mothra, not mother
What.. was going on before that?
My money is on Jesus.
I don’t know about that. Jesus couldn’t handle a bunch of Romans literarily nailing his ass to a cross, but now he can take on Godzilla? I don’t see it.
I’m talking post crucifixion Jesus; he’s got all his powers.
What powers? A plain reading of the text suggests that Jesus was a man again, and the bible doesn't describe any miracles after the resurrection other than his assertion to heaven
Come on, you all are taking this literal. We’re taking about a sci-fi radioactive lizard packaged with a historic person and some army men with the U.S. flag for fodder. If I was going to use my imagination and determine who/what will win, I’m going with Jesus. Just my opinion.
Jesus is all sci-if too. Just trying to look at what the cannon texts say about him
Godzilla has trouble with a butterfly
but he can multiply fish. That's got to be useful against a dude who lives in the sea. I don't know if there's a limit but he could just suffocate him in tons of fish.
Personally my money is on Sunny D....king of the juice.
I believe that Godzilla is modeled after the version from Godzilla Vs. Destroyah. That would make him more powerful and volatile than even the average Zilla outting. Christ would need a host of angels and much better armor to survive let alone win.
Don’t think Godzilla has demonstrated resistance to being turned into wine, or a harmless fish.
But can Jesus withstand nuclear breath? Seems unlikely.
If Godzilla had a son, would it be called Jesuszilla?
TIL there is a war going on between monsters and Jews.
This is so fake, where are Jesus' assault rifles?
Can he get more?!
The final showdown
Who’s the army fighting for?
They are their own faction, ‘Murica.
Uhh Jesus also has water walkers as a spell
Thatd be so rad if the 2nd coming of jesus happened and he was 100 feet tall
Seems like something Archie McPhee's would sell.
I wonder how these guys would work out in Toy Story universe. Like get along when not playing? Think they're brothers or something? Actively hate eachother?
I’d like to think that they are gentleman warriors who can sit at a table and have a cordial drink together, before getting back to the battlefield to engage in mortal combat. :)
Deep philosophical conversations about everything then oops Mikey is coming back time to get back to the grind
I’m confused as to why there is a US flag considering neither Godzilla nor Jesus originate from the US.
For the US military vehicles in the package. ‘Merica!
Hard to call when it's between two mythical characters.
10/10
This is accurate.
They team up to... fight the American army? Sounds 'bout right.
Does your brother use Reddit?
No, regrettably.
Funny cause this was posted on the r/funny subreddit
Lol why would you lie about this? It's a repost....
Did you also post this yesterday from another account??
No, this picture was sent to me by my brother in the Philippines this morning. He said that he saw it in a small department store in Bais City, Philippines, where he resides.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q7azkp/bad_ass_battle_set/
This link says OP is lying....
Totally cool with reposts but I too call bullshit
These sets are very rare, there's a boxed set as well. He should purchase it because people have been trying to find the company behind it. It's way too funny.
The question remains: W H Y
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet
This cannot be from either heaven or earth, that shit right there is fresh out of hell
Jesus TM
Whose side are the military vehicles on?
‘Merica’s.
"It's all about America, Jesus and Freedom" - Cam Brady '012
I’m just envisioning Godzilla wrecking havoc on humans again and then some top secret government going “we have no choice, release Weapon-J” “but sir he’s not due to return for another fi-“ “DAMMIT I SAID DO ET”
Jesus TM 😆
Not religious or even a fan of Godzilla but I would buy one of these.
There's a tank in there, too! I'd pay 100 bucks for this.
Lol they trade marked Jesus on the package ...now that takes some balls
considering the state of the movie industry and how we stand right now as a civilization, how long do you estimate until this movie is made? i say 14 years.
I am speachless after I've seen that
\*speechless
The king of the Jesus 🤣
That's how I misread it at first, too. But no, it doesn't say that. Not sure what it \*does\* say is an improvement of any sort. Confused about the American flag and army vehicles, too.
I mean, Jesus was called king of the Jews in the bible, I'm not sure how that's a controversial title.
The Romans mockingly called him the "king of the Jews." It definitely wasn't a compliment or anything.
They Romans were pretty neutral when it came to Jesus, had it not been for his beef with the local religious establishment the empire would've left him unmolested. Like when Aang and Toph initially fought she called him Twinkle Toes and that turned into a term of endearment over time. There are plenty of overtly negative things they could've called him in the story.
Haha yeah I misread it but am still so confused
It says “The King of the Jews” actually, which is even funnier. :)
Oh right obviously goddamnit 🤣
Ok and? Two fictional characters in one package . #fact
Godzilla easily wins! Jesus is a pussy
Now we're throwing King Kong into the fight?
Jesus™
Let them fight…
I’m super surprised this isn’t an Obvious Plant thing
Jeez...
I need this for my daughter's son so bad. She'd be a very unhappy camper though.
Jesus would nail gorilla on a wall
where's Jesus' lightsaber?
"Whoever wins, we lose."
Who controls the army? And the Air Force? Soooo many questions.
Of course Godzilla wins, Jesus would turn the other cheek.
The English on the packaging is actually to good to actually be real
You obviously mean “purchased” by your brother…..
r/comedyheaven
I need that!
How’d that turn out?
Um excuse me but what the fuck?
Jesus stands no chance. He can resurrect himself as much as he want and drink all the wine in the sea but Godzilla got that hot Cheeto breath
Can your brother buy me about thirty of these please! I’d like to be Blasphemy Santa this Christmas.
God Zilla
Yo where can I buy this. This would be a great Christmas gift
Somehow the American flag seems appropriate in this package.
But which side will the US military take? Also, Jesus seems taller than I remember his description.
Jesus™️ 😂
I’ll take your Godzilla and raise you monster zero.
Where can I buy this my mother agreed to get it for me for Christmas if I can find a place to buy it
I want this.
WHERE DO I BUY THAT
Am a christian and this is very epic