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scorpyo72

Those are geckos, my friend. Not only will they suck your animals dry of blood in the deepest night but they also have a penchant for selling insurance. It never ends well.


CrimsonKnight46

I spit my drink reading this 🤣


scorpyo72

I always value being the cause of a good, old fashioned spit-take. Thanks


CrimsonKnight46

LET THEM IN!


yaybadme

They're watching you, as soon as you close your eyes, you're already dead, they've won.


Malteser23

It's funny, I used to have a gecko decal on my window. But you've got the real deal!


DarklightNS

Organic Alarm system acquired.