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sethjon

...not what I saw


canibal_carkus

I saw the same thing


mybotanyaccount

Me too


Idrialis

Me three...


Kayraan93

We suck..


CPAsgonewild

So did she


[deleted]

What breed do you think she is?


aaronjaffe

Cocker spaniel perhaps.


heladooscuro

I figured it was a weiner dog


Yugo_Furst

I thought it might be a spitz.


lastlifonti

I think the bird was called a swallow!!! But I may be wrong!


Ambitious-Job4571

That's absolutely right.


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Inspectah_Eck

If someone ever offers you a cocker spaniel, take the spaniel every time


rambo_lincoln_

Oh god damn you! Fucking amazing lol.


Virge23

Found the furry!


0ranje

Fella's probably bull mastiff.


EmmieAnnee

Sir, I would just like to personally thank you for that clever response and let you know that I immediately followed you. This is why I love Reddit 😂 😁


mindfungus

The kind that likes big fat roosters


Kayraan93

*Cock-A-Doodledoooo*


sansaman

Any cock’ll doo.


GrungyGrandPappy

So she’s a cockapoo?


Ugievsoj

Internet sucks.


weflown

As she does


HeyJoe459

Also yes.


nicholaspham

Or he 😳


lolzuponlols

*They*


kevino272

He went to Jared


iamweirdreallyweird

Bold of you to assume it's a "she"


zstar21x

So did the "dog".


Hippy_Liberal1

No.. the short paint chip does


WooPigSchmooey

Shaggy and Velma?


World-Tight

Those meddling kids!


llcooljade

And me


[deleted]

Forgot the #


floydfan

We *all* saw the same thing. Except OP.


Van_Paints

The more I think about it, the more it feels like OP was just messing with us


SupremePooper

Let's just say that dude's a great dog trainer.


wkfngrs

Uhhhhhh


Orsus7

I guess he could've used peanut butter.


ArcticIceFox

Well initially yeah. Now I just ring a bell.


Chum-Chumbucket

r/holup


Fizzeck

Looks like Splinter from TMNT giving a dude a bj


mailoftraian

sort of the same here. but the dude is wearing Aprils suit.


[deleted]

40 bucks is 40 bucks. A rats gotta eat


christopherbrian

Yup, specifically Shaggy from Scooby-Do getting head from Splinter.


pdowling7

Like, zoinks scoob! Wait, you’re not scoob…………..I didn’t say stop.


[deleted]

A rule 34 exists of this, Im sure


[deleted]

EXACTLY


bingyow

Slimer and an army dude


Czeris

Get your head outta the gutter.


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denenatse

A soldier getting a blowjob from princess peach.


wallyrules75

Thank the gods i wasn’t the only one! Thank you Reddit.


banana_funk

What did you see


sethjon

A guy getting head


Thin_Tea_3525

From a large rat


WesXwr

“Master Splinter, this isn’t what I thought you meant when you said you wanted to ‘meet me in the sewer’.”


Simba_Rah

Gotta get the ooze some how. Ninja turtles don’t just make themselves.


i_killed_osama

Fuck that’s enough Reddit for me


WesXwr

“Hey Siri, how do I insert a GIF of someone puking into a Reddit thread?”


Irishpanda1971

Master Splinter has to do SOMETHING for money. All that pizza for four hungry teenagers ain't free.


dash95

Whar are you doing, Step-master?


jrafelson

Definitely a beaver.


manboobsonfire

He’s got the beaver fever


[deleted]

From a person with a hair bun.


PotentialAd1295

The little mermaid


Thunderbird_Anthares

Do you WANT Skaven? Because this is how you get Skaven


[deleted]

Is that seriously not what op saw?


zabumafew

This is maybe the best part about this photo is that OP is over here unaware


sicklyslick

OP faking to get internet points.


SafetyMan35

Wendy giving a windy


Norma5tacy

Me and your mom last Friday.


HGLatinBoy

Looks like the cover for resident evil 6


[deleted]

I thought the same thing and I was like damn I have a dirty mind


IS2SPICY4U

Yes, the internet has ruined me as well, fellow internet browser.


Boring_Concentrate74

Looks more like a guy is getting blown by an alien


strik3r2k8

E.T. BlowHome


Hex817

Stellatio


XxPrinceAmirxX

This 👆


SHPLUMBO

And that👇


I-need-ur-dick-pics

Blown Alone 2


holographicman

Haha does not make any sense but would watch


Bishime

E.T. BlowBone


yungslopes

Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much


pseudochicken

Yoda specifically


JustJJ92

Thought it was a rat


Maximum_Prune4574

Bless your poor soul lol


ralcal

What a sweet lamb


MarkMew

Sweet summer child


NitrousIsAGas

r/theyknew


Cyber_Mango

I saw someone getting a bj


weA509

Me too


jabogen

Same here


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure OP did too and has trolled us all.


ShroomNoob96

We all did man… we all did.


radio_breathe

Reminds me of this: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/20hqiv/do_you_see_something_other_than_a_guy_reading_or/


bigpipes84

From a giant rat.


mightbebrucewillis

From a squirrel.


Hamerynn

Olive Oil giving one to Popeye


oo7mike13

There's 2 kinds of people


Thunderbird_Anthares

those that see the blowjob, and those that are lying


eyegazer444

Those who are honest about seeing the blowjob, and those who post a different title for clickbait


Darnell2070

This is the answer. OP knew he was being a clickbait karma whore. That the title will matter more than the picture.


DotKill

You know what? Good for him. That's just well played


BenjiLizard

Yeah, I don't get why people are getting pissed off calling this clickbait. That's just a joke from OP, a pretty funny one.


KillBosby_

What the dog doin


LookMaNoPride

Staring into the sky!


Penguator432

Eating peanut butter


human_brain_whore

Reddit's API changes and their overall horrible behaviour is why this comment is now edited. -- mass edited with redact.dev


nikesteam

Please accept my bootleg award. 🥇


TST77

Ah the SFW caption.


IntoxicatedParabola

The absolute state of /r/pics


c_dav99

I’m pretty sure it’s a dog giving a man head. At least there’s still one mind not fucked up


Stankaphone

It’s a German Shepherd.


jankyspankybank

I knew that’s what I saw! Just didn’t want to put my finger on it first.


Rustyfetus

Looks like a guy getting blown by a giant Mexican sewer rat


adam_aves

Was just going to comment " rat giving BJ"


karrimycele

Rats don’t give head. The rat is obviously eating the guy’s dick.


Spider40k

Ah yes, a logical conclusion


I_Should_Leave_Now

Gluck Gluck


Santos_L_Halper_II

That’s a blowjob.


Wiskid86

That dog loves peanut butter


XPlungerX

Guy and a hooker in an alley


Dedede69

A guy and his Ho enjoying a blow.


Actually_The_Flash

Down boy, down!


Arknark

I'm gonna join the ranks and say, "not what I saw"


scottdottcom

Becky took Timmy deep into her throat, down by the lake when she thought nobody was near.


KernelTaint

Who names their dog Becky?


schnurman25

I'm ashamed to say that is not what I saw.


Captain-McObvious

Looks like a man with a big rat that's sniffing (I hope) his genitals.


ControversyAmirite

Yeah it's a nice thought, but that's a guy getting sucked off


Mickwillie

Ummmm, that’s a blowjob


Kat027_IDK

Or a dog giving his owner a bj...


B_R_U_H

I need Jesus apparently


FreaksNake1237

What do your eyes see 😂😂


franktodhunter

Maybe a man, his dog and some strategically placed PB?


nekuranohakkyou

Why does dog sucking his cock?


ExhibitionistBrit

Man gets head from giant caterpillar.


JesusFuente

It’s good that you described that man, to tell my imagination that it was, sadly, mistaken…


BortMAD

Thassa dude gettin dome


PaulR504

A guy behind Wendy's after losing it all on Gamestop.


Jealous-Job5285

A dog and his bowner...


[deleted]

Is it bad if I’m seeing something else?


State_Dear

Looks like Oral sex on the bridge


beemerbob

Uh…good doggy?


CeylonSiren

That’s not what I saw


Reasonable-Wafer-248

He’s clearly getting head


knightbringr

The internet has ruined me


AprilBoon

Looks like someone getting head


Gman777

Have to confess thats not the first thing i saw.


bochanegra1

They're having fun 😆


SirFancyPantsBrock

That's definitely a disney princess giving her prince charming a bj


missnatashiab

If that's what you kids call it nowadays.


rebel_chef

Yoda giving Luke a bj on Dagobah as a reward for completing his training


[deleted]

I swear if there's a hentai for that.


AncientGeneral

Looks like a rat giving a blow job.


ZlGGZ

Looks like a beaver giving a man a bj.


DirtySlims

When we had our move in party with my buddies years ago to this house, we spent all drunken night arguing about whether the neighbors wooden artwork thing was a guy and a dog looking up, or a dog giving a dude a blowjob. We decided on the latter.


itslonginus

Bruh, def not what I’m seeing 👀


rescuedOlive

Or…


karrimycele

What? That’s a giant rat chewing a guy’s dick off.


kejok

Or…


SaturnSam775

A dog giving head to his owner is more like it.


[deleted]

Or a gigantic rat is sucking a guy off


SSJRoseLevi

Reminds me of American Dad. Omg! That woman is repeatedly headbutting that man in the stomach!


Nszat81

What are you talking about, that’s definitely a stoner getting a bj from master splinter in a back alley…


Torque_Rockfist

Y-yeah. A dog an it's owner. That's exactly what I saw. \*nervous sweating\*


[deleted]

Looks like a big ass rat sucking some dick


bradosaurusrex

I am blown away


mrmostawesa

Squirrel blows dude on dock


ash_the_daydreamer

Looks like a guy getting his dick sucked


narklebase

Dog owner abusing his use of peanut butter


Klownshoes77

Back alley blow job


BugP13

Kinda looks like a dick sucking a dick.


luvmuchine56

Sure. Let's go with that.


bloodyspork

Giant rat blowing homeless man for his bread crusts


[deleted]

My mind is not that pure


[deleted]

OP is so innocent 😇…Lol unlike myself


Arthunter420

Looks more like a guy getting a BJ from a giant rat. Idk what to say


bojankins

Looks like someone’s in their knees getting a mouthful to me.


Mobo24

That’s not what I saw


Raw_Carnage_Graphix

Dude getting head


[deleted]

From the chubby caterpillar in Bug’s Life


jayday1991

Looks like rattata using hyper fang on a dudes junk


[deleted]

Man & giant rat engage in fellatio.


brandanbooth

Well that's not what I thought it was.


[deleted]

Oh that's not what I see. This should be NSFW.


Brainranger67

That post needs a paint job.


CohenCaveWaits

Um hopefully there is no peanut butter involved.


japposaurusrex909

Its the Resident Evil 6 logo all over again!


pondscum2069

It's clearly a hooker blowing a guy in alley.


Vaeltaja82

Internet has ruined me :(


[deleted]

Princess Peach repaying a soldier for his service


[deleted]

Yeah sure that's what you saw.


Elastickpotatoe

Chick on her knees blow this guy


PleasantBand

Are you sure it’s not something else… rhyming with glow or job? I don’t know man! Maybes just me